Dead man walking: an Everest survival tale

[zeltarg]

I climbed everest last december. Its the best time to go as not many people go at that time of year

[at2at]

@zeltarg How was the view? how many people died during your expedition? don't think of me as heartless, I just would like to know.

[zeltarg]

@at2at rofl I was kidding. I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do it in December. There's only a short window of opportunity in spring and fall

[flightvegas]

at least he kept his nose that would suck to lose your nose. i thought they did a good job on his fingers they didnt look to bad either. ive seen some people and they just have stumps and misshapin hands.he got pretty lucky all the way around

[bluemystic7502]

I've been the highest man in the world several times ;)

[moosey62]

@bluemystic7502

You've been the biggest wanker in the world, you mean.

[fecalbell]

just remember that in all of these videos, pretty much every climber that gets up near the summit, has basically pooped all over themselves in their pants. really have a difficult time taking seriously some of these climbers that like to be as dramatic as possible, when they are simultaneously shitting themselves

[TheWhupper]

I'm sorry, have I missed something ?

[roslynny]

BUNCH OF UBER rich a-holes. i like to watch video about stupid people do to themselves when they have money

repair7

[globe255]

Well i would have done it if i was rich (at least maybe) Hmmn i will do it if someone will pay me one (1) million Euro to do it.

[patriot4129]

lol at 13 secs i thought it was rocky balboa XD

[opiate9]

I read this book last spring; kinda disappointed. The story is obviously a good one, but he didn't tell it very well. And the ending...I couldn't finish it. Just seemed to go on and on about nothing. His discriptions of his hallucinations during his night alone were great though.

[Spamdez]

Buttmuffer, a sherpa has already gone nude on the summit so I think he has you beaten.

Also, Lincoln has climbed a fair few peaks and set some records himself...Everest is just icing on the cake.

[smuelyy]

shut up jex u twat

[kindasport]

stupid everest tourists..

[jex30]

what a fantastic comment. It seems like you really understand a lot about Everest and its challenges. I'd suggest going there before you post your ill-informed comments

[ManishS19]

That is lincoln hall. He's a seasoned climber not a newbie.

[Spamdez]

Hardly, aren't you aware that Lincoln organised and was a part of the first Australian expedition up Mt Everest in the mid 1980s? Not to mention that he's one of the world's foremost mountaineers?

Everest is also a beautiful, amazing place and I do agree to some extent that the tourism is ruining it, however since he failed to summit in 1984, I really don't see anything wrong with returning to try the feat again.

[Spamdez]

Real mature mate.

[totalimmortal2323]

i dont get why soooo many people want to climb Everest? i could understand it if it was never done before, but its done everyday these days. go make our own records.

[Thrusthamster]

Every day is pushing it. :-p

Almost everyone who climbs it does so in May, which is the month with the best weather.

[totalimmortal2323]

umm.. ok and what the hell does that have to do with my comment? dumbass. all i am saying is that go make your own record. why try for one that has been done before???

[Thrusthamster]

"its done everyday these days"

Sound familiar? People pursue their own goals, many of the climbers aren't serious about mountaineering, they're serious about climbing Everest, and after that they're done.

I agree though, Everest really becomes less and less desirable the more you hear about it and all the people who summit. K2, Nanga Parbat, Kangchenjunga and so on are much more impressive.

[jknightglfr]

I agree other climbs are much more impressive than Everest (K2, Nanga Parbat, etc.) but the fact that you can climb to the highest point in the world with the best view in the world is a pretty big reason why people do it.

And the other person is right: "Everyday"? Um....try for about 2 weeks in May....and not THAT many have climbed it. The success rate remains fairly low although all the technology and new routes have made it much safer.

[airsoftskater]

yah, 12,000 is a lot of people....dumbass

[tyblo2]

wow your good :o

[RocketZ99]

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[tylerWaRiOrSlax]

i have this movie its really intense

[superraver]

buttmuffer,

1st of all the magnifieing glass you use to find

your tiny wang is to heavy to bring up the mountain.2nd the metal tweezers you use to actually masterbate freeze and shatter at -30 degreees.3rdly others next to you would immediatley push you off the mountain.4th

the tub of vasoline would also instantly

leap off the mountain after seeing your face.

[KristinaKeirstead]

you're an idiot!

[hardroc]

superraver wins. XD

[cherryschmear]

buttmuffer, you seem to be advertising your mountain climbing expertise on all the everest videos here with the help of vaseline, why don't you climb the 3 inches of your privates which would be generously lubricated in the vaseline you mentioned and break your neck

[buttmuffer]

I wouldlike to be the first male to ever masturbate on the summit of Everest. Does anybody know if Vaseline will freeze up there?

[akgrups12]

u again

[pcmanbv]

lol

[G58]

@buttmuffer Wanker