Dan "ARTOSIS" Stemkoski: The Co-caster Anthem

[Munkzor89]

epic



[EvilJamJar]

Yes homo! What the fuck you guys! You guys can't take your love half way. Think of Artosis, just think of him. You think he'd like a guy that would just give some half-hearted love for someone else? No! Fuck no! Take it all the way! Go all the way gay!

I'm 100% gay for Artosis. Yes homo.

[lumberofthebeast]

Any chance of a karaoke version?

[zachslaunwhite]

fuck ya, this is my jam!

[YesIDidYourMom]

Describe in one word? C-O-L-O-S-S-U-S

/watch?v=AC4KoDDrN7s&t=1m40s

[ColonelHoraldo]

Why is the opening line "This is how it all ends"?

[YesIDidYourMom]

@ColonelHoraldo UR FACE IS AN OPENING LINE

[mantorman1]

@ColonelHoraldo I believe at the time this song was released, Tastosis was going to split up (if you watch the old vods its Tasteless with this girl, I forget her name). But Artosis stayed and it was only like 1 season they were split

[SoundsofSymphni]

this is one of the best songs I've ever heard

[Yourf4ns]

Make a real song and i will love you,  your awesome :D

[Eval999]

@Yourf4ns This is a real song. It exists and it sounds good o.o

[sammyv53]

wish there was a video for this

[Xadanar]

This is a song right? Okay so... The Like/Dislike bar looks like a joint that needs to be smoked.. The Dislike bar is the size of Justin Biebers Penis... And finally. 14 people were high and clicked the Dis i like

[schickd12]

Fucking love this song so much.

[xKanden15x]

THIS IS HOOOOOOOW IT ALL ENNNNNNNDS

[jackncoke99]

i dislike this style of music, but i trully think you have talent, i actually enjoy your songs a lot. Make more!

[1028sickdog]

Found you recently due to 20% percent cooler and now I own all your songs

[OMlTTCHI]

love your songs so much :)

[Arcadia96X]

Who's singing?

[Arcadia96X]

@Arcadia96X This is pretty amazing btw.

[ihaaateutube]

Leenock.. he went on to do well

[Pimmeh]

This song is actually pretty fuckin good!

[MichaelAlexanderCole]

This was sick!

[The1truesushiboy]

My god, you are fantastic.

[JOEBO19x]

im more of a husky fan.....

[thegamez100]

Oh piss off when I said parody I meant he makes aewsome songs, I didn't wikipedia the word to know its exact definition.

and when I said that he has 12 vids i meant that he has only twelve vids and is the best 'funny song type person' on youtube

I fucking love Kenashcorp (not gay) I wasn't trolling

[ingram88]

@thegamez100 generally when people use words, they know what they mean....

[thegamez100]

@ingram88 Well I got a lot of hate so obviously people don't

[Smoretoss]

@thegamez100 No, everyone knows what 'parody' means except you is what he means.

[thegamez100]

@Smoretoss A parody is a when somebody takes a songs tune and make there own words to it. right? When I said parody artist I meant he makes songs that are funny but I didnt know the word for that so I said parody. I know what parody means and I didnt expect people to be such dicks when it came to a complement

So to rephrase- You make good songs :)

[veixveiy2]

@kenashcorp U MAD?

[AzainShip]

You can do it Leenock!

[kenashcorp]

@thegamez100 "parody"

Yeah, fuck you.

[thegamez100]

@kenashcorp You know what I mean

[hawkmore]

@kenashcorp ROFLMAO

[courteibutt]

@kenashcorp Is "GOD" a better word? Because I think so! :D

[TheDragon359]

@kenashcorp Whaddaya mean fuck you? he said you're a good parody artist

[TheDragon359]

@TheDragon359 parodies aren't just imitations of a song...

[BazSC2Fan]

@TheDragon359 He's not a parody artist, he's a MUSICIAN. These are original works that he does by himself ...

[TheDragon359]

@BazSC2Fan It's satire, and like I said, parodys aren't just imitations or spoofs. It could also just be labliing a satirical song.

[EFMotownEF]

@thegamez100 A parody is a literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule. GG faggot kenashkorp is not parody.

[MisterMephistophiles]

Brightened my day.

[Gattyfication]

The beginning was hell alot funny

[Lightgamete]

Amazing song/beautiful song.

Excellent work

[CELLERTOTEN]

is it wrong that I jizz in my pants every time i see tastosis ?

[thegamez100]

@CELLERTOTEN Yes

[mrwilliamjoel]

Artosis is having a baby! But wait! HOw did Tasteless get pregnant?

[VanguardZen]

@mrwilliamjoel You mispelled Nestea good sir.

[monoultra4545]

BABYTOSIS <3<3<3

[TheBaconofWar]

"A-R-T-O-S-I-S imma rollin like a goddamn baneling nest" Gotta love it

[EFMotownEF]

"Spread your creep all over me" ....... O.o

[Ragman205]

I'm 100% gay for Artosis. No homo.

[eastmanadocaz]

@Ragman205

same here bro

[Gr1Fy]

@Ragman205 No, homo.

[ilyktosk8]

@Ragman205 win

[EFMotownEF]

man your songs are so good. i wish there were more :(

[rexbonez2]

wtf why does this show only my views

[Journalisticdynamite]

@rexbonez2 Sadly it doesn't. That would be 22 months of watching... Long before this video was out. Stop being unoriginal.

[xKanden15x]

This is the fucking best song in the world jesus christ man

[AionPhirefly]

I have a fanboi crush on Artosis.

[Asdayasman]

Any chance of an instrumental?  I wanna singalong. ♥

[Asdayasman]

Any chance of an instrumental? I wanna singalong. ♥

[I3liz4ga]

spread your creep all over me LOL

[ihkbanks101]

I'm addicted to this song

[jaylias]

♥ Artosis & Tasteless ♥

[AlmightyGidge5991]

Deep love for this song...

[gurraglad]

Love artosis man

[xKanden15x]

The day after I found this song, it got stuck in my head. I went to sleep that night, and the moment I regained conscious thought the next morning the chorus was chiming through my mind.

[s48099]

This needs way more views. This song is the epitomy of epic. <3 I could listen to this for hours!

[Ragman205]

describe in one word I.M.B.A.. BAM TASTOSIS EVERY DAY!!!! (9)

[gurtiForTheSwarm]

check out the tastosis dubstep remix!!

/watch?v=Lu4wA51U8wc

[lRensolel]

I ♥ these songs what can i say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Tapout474]

So good.

[silencioseu]

i loved the song but come and spread your creep all over me sounds a bit freaky

[Silverfly09]

I love artosis pylons! (when other people use them)

[Decateron]

Do TL and EG songs!

[PwngeTrooper]

You should really make Day[9] and Husky songs.

[Hobo4Craft]

@PwngeTrooper I think he only makes songs of good casting duos

[PwngeTrooper]

@Hobo4Craft I don't mean them together, I just mean in general.

[Xanczor]

HOLY CRAP I LOVE YOU!

[Sakusho]

Absolutely love the song, love all the sc songs you make, keep up the AMAZING work :D

[redbaaron123]

i would pay for this. im serious

[kotarubaru]

anyone know the chords to this?!

[HuskyVerbatim]

This is beautiful. You've really outdone yourself.

[4loko4u]

"come on spread ur creep all over me" omfg this song is soooo fucking IMBA!!!!!

[Alltomata2]

You are my new favorite person in the world.

[TheGrapeD]

You're kind of a baller.

[Simbojimbo93]

Aren't these the same guys that made that song for Destiny?

[SrAbsolution]

@Simbojimbo93 guy, not plural, it's the same awesome guy, Ken Ashcorp, that writes original songs for our original SC2 personalities

[ReflxStudios]

Wait Artosis is canadian bred?

[96Reddevils]

@ReflxStudios i believe hes talking abou huk, thats the only thing that would make sense to me

[BazSC2Fan]

@96Reddevils that would make sense to you? The very next line is "those stats in his head", obviously not Huk :D

I'm pretty sure Artosis is Candian-Polish.

[PunkassBlueBear]

day9 please

[lemonayd]

I put this on my ipod and it always puts me in such a great mood when it comes on when I'm driving somewhere. It's so baller, great job :D

[Cyberjunkie09]

wohoo. Im the 1000th like! luv you tast-tosis.

[ungoliantthearachnid]

I can't stop switching back and forth from the artosis to the tasteless themes, this dude is awesome!!! ty man!!! : D

[smoKing4freedom]

@SoupMan2312 Good to know o.O

[smoKing4freedom]

Is it just me or are in both the artosis and the tasteless songs subtile-gay-messages? o.O

[SrAbsolution]

@smoKing4freedom IMO The lyrics are bromoerotic which is totally not gay.

[amgar09]

This song is so incredibly good.

I just keep coming back to it...

[xPloSiVgT]

Amazing.

[SmugIeef]

This is the best thing ever.

[khaostorm]

can someone explain the sword part?

[ppshchik]

@khaostorm He said if SanZenith (one of the worst players in GSL who blocked his fast expo with a pylon) advanced from the group of death he'll swallow a sword. SanZenith ended up advancing from the group 3-0.

[ProcifyStarcraft]

@shisnoking YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!



[rajhah]

this is truly a great song. :)

[Armohable]

BitByBitPrime made 9 separate accounts to dislike this.

[shisnoking]

@Armohable You could almost say he 'all-inned' the dislike button.

[BazSC2Fan]

@Armohable wow he really went all-in on disliking this video ...

[amazeroth]

@Armohable Actually it's 14.

[Jib1337]

my life fooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr A-R-T-O-S-I-S

[Jimbo5able]

awesome xD

[kunstderfugue]

my thought on this song: ♥

[snackattack98]

Dude you are fucking awesome. This is my favorite song.

[SwissShuffle]

Amazing!

[TheGrapeD]

You're kinda a baller, not gona lie

[lamo445]

Ken this song is so good you rock bud.

[stoker48]

how did i miss all these great songs? I've been subbed to you since VuvuHero, and now i love you even more that i know you are a sc fan just like me :)

gonna get these songs and listen to them all the time.

keep the great tunes coming and wishing you the best. really! <3<3<3

[KoningAiden]

Its been haunting me.

[Subvers1ve]

Beautiful songs Ken. I've always preferred songs with meaningful lyrics and I can tell you went to a tonne of work to get these as good as they are. Keep on rolling man : ))

ps I'll donate later tonight when I'm home.

[TDBhCorsica]

Post on TL would be awesome :D I want this to get more views as if it is my song :D

[TDBhCorsica]

It would be cool if someone would make a music video of this :D

[huzza]

This song is seriously so much fun.

[apu1homer]

Why is Rebecca Black related to this amazingly amazing song?

[Asdayasman]

A Karaoke version would be pure sex... <3

[dakota8gamer]

Happy Birthday Artosis!

[GeneralFace86]

Love this song! Keep up the good work =)

[TenchiSaWaDa]

Could you do one for Day9?

[MellowMight]

WE NEED A SONG FOR JOHN

[someposter]

wow this was amazing, great work making this song.

[MegaBananaism]

how do i download it?

[kenashcorp]

@MegaBananaism Actually, it's back now I guess! (:

I mean, it's right there. Free link and all. If you can't work it out, you're too late to the internet party.

[MegaBananaism]

@kenashcorp its alright haha i bought it of itunes thats how much i loved it! keep it up your a legend.

ps. a 'Day [9]' song would BE SO SICK :D

[catman502]

Artosis is a god

[WATISTHISOGOD]

I wish John would be with Tastosis more often when they are casting, hes such a cool guy

[SampsoNThEFee]

Hey kashcorp. I just listened to this song.. and then a few of your others. I really love your stlye. You got the talent man. I play locally in memphis so for the record i would def. buy your stuff...i aint frugal for music. I've only found three of your songs on the tube but i gotta listen to them all at least once a day hah.

[Moarcupcakes]

i love you kenashcorp.

[Yipasorus]

Such a great song, love how it transitions perfectly etc :D Can't wait for more.

[oldonlybear]

I love John.

[horussmx]

This song is just beautiful, pls keep them coming :)

[mcktenor13]

whenever you come out with a full album, i will be one of the first to buy it

[SaltyPeaches]

@mcktenor13 And I'll be the first to pirate it. Nothing personal, I just don't have any money.

[kenashcorp]

@SaltyPeaches Even when I give FREE links to every single song that I've made, you still use the word "pirate". You know, I do it for people like you who feel entitled to free things on the internet all the time.

If you can't spend $5 supporting an artist that you like then of course it's fucking personal. Don't just fucking say outright that you're never going to buy my shit.

Did you ever think that I might STOP making music because nobody buys it?

[whONeEDZNaDeZ]

@kenashcorp Umm...I like the song but your kinda being a dick.

[kenashcorp]

@whONeEDZNaDeZ What's not true about it though? How am I supposed to make a living if the mindset is "I'm never gonna buy your stuff, no matter how much I enjoy it"?

I'm making songs DIRECTLY for the fanbase of a game. If the fanbase of that game doesn't even want to buy my music then what's the point?

[kenashcorp]

@kenashcorp And I don't mean to say that my motive is money, I just can't LIVE off of how much I make right now...

Sorry, I know I'm being a total dick, but I want to keep making songs because it's something I CAN do. I want music to be my job, not just my hobby. If people who I'm trying to appeal to now won't keep on supporting me because what I'm doing is so niche, I might as well just give up and get a job at Walmart...

[whONeEDZNaDeZ]

@kenashcorp IMO it would be fucked up to make money off it your making money off of someone Else's fame. If this song was about your Mom would this many people listen to it?

[kenashcorp]

@whONeEDZNaDeZ Well, someone wrote a song about a day of the week called Friday, but I'm sure it didn't do very well...

[whONeEDZNaDeZ]

@kenashcorp How is that at all relevant to this conversation? Keeping going though I'm not trying to hate your songs are great.

[kenashcorp]

@whONeEDZNaDeZ I'm trying to make original melodies, great lyrics and I'm writing about things that I love. All I'm saying is that a song can be about anything as long as it's catchy enough and if it is catchy enough then people will like it. "Stacy's Mom" is a pretty great song, you know?

I'd like to think that what I'm doing is more appreciated than making parodies of songs that already exist. I'd also like to think that me "piggybacking fame" isn't worse than singing over Justin Bieber songs.

[SaltyPeaches]

@kenashcorp Whoa. Things got heated pretty quickly. Let's back up for a second. I was just joking. Sarcasm doesn't carry very well over the Internet. Sorry I said anything at all.

[kenashcorp]

@SaltyPeaches I totally woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning so the internet was definitely not the place to go. Sorry brooooseph D: <3

[SaltyPeaches]

@kenashcorp Not a problem, dude. Happens to the best of us. Honestly, I love your songs and how they're actually original works and not just cheap parodies like most of the YouTube music out there. Keep it up, man! <3

[Protoss1389]

This is sweet :)

[Metalheadpanda]

9 people watch Husky D:

[vladibrecht]

@Metalheadpanda It's not cuz they watch husky that they hate artosis, those 9 peoplea re just retarded, i watch husky too but artosis and tasteless are still the best together with day9

[TDBhCorsica]

Its utterly tasteful

:D

I see what you did there ^___^

[kektz]

so amazing, love both tasteless and artosis songs, you should make one for day9 :D

[Wantstowincontest]

How's that destiny song going?

[PwnedYoAss]

@Wantstowincontest

However the song ends up, it'll have to start with "It's a retard magnet Kyle! A RETARD MAGNET!"

[kenashcorp]

@Wantstowincontest

dl.dropbox.co m/u/4544602/SBpreview.mp3

Funny how many things DON'T rhyme with "Magnet"

[kenashcorp]

@kenashcorp Obviously, link the two parts together and you'll have a working link <3

[PwnedYoAss]

@kenashcorp

Go with a slant rhyme, but whatever you do get it in there.

[Wantstowincontest]

@kenashcorp Looks great!

[stubert311]

@kenashcorp so coooooooooool

more please!!

[EmoMonkeyThing]

Oh snap, crackle, & pop, son!

[MultiFgsfds]

Hahahaha Rebecca Black's "Friday" shows up as a related video

[TTomni]

This song warmed my heart and made me smile :). Thanks :))). It's really smart and nice to listen to :).