Shopping List Prank - Greg's uncut take

[fuckoff23ful]

niña que es turtule mix? hahahaha

[DirectorKilburn]

Gimmi dat mountain dew :3

[MrMrOlympia]

Fat Jesus at 1:17

[crashalessi2500]

i lost it at ron paul work out video

[drawmuhammed]

2:40 she's says i'm joking 

[appeasedsouls]

I feel like the fact that she doesn't speak English makes this contest unfair! That poor woman is so confused!

[1000thecody]

The funniest bit is where hes trying not to laugh

[PlayboiDesire]

got that fish problem, need that fish poison

[InsomniaOfAfflikti0n]

What kind of store sells a fucking dentist chair :L

[niizzzmmo]

amazing i cant ask 3 dumb questions with out loosing my sh%t..

[Maginel73]

Was that Mikey T. from 1:17 to 1:21?

[captainarchernx01]

Hair dye for newborns...

[YourBiggestNerd]

damn..i want to go to that store..

[OHSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

I spy....DOUBLE XP!!!

[AmericanCEO1988]

I want that Ron Paul work out video!

[jessyMcEmo]

Toddler-sized shark cage.

[PennaPlanum]

would help to get an ENGLISH SPEAKING RETAIL ZOMBIE instead of the Amazon River Dweller.

[penguinssmoke12]

this lady is dumb :/

[adoorableknobs]

"one of those TV's that don't have commercials on them?"

"ohh ahh downstairs..."

"oh you thnk they have those? ok"

[mrtizler]

1:56 giant baby

[bry5318]

pre-made toast is genius

[kiyoshiNeko97]

wow.....she was fun...

[Mikethedit22]

the top comments are still Mormon Discoball... and the clowns storming normandy.

why...

[SupermuzuDK]

I love the way he says "disposable slacks" haha

[ehoppman]

:troll:

[hannahlovesification]

I found pre-made toast today! I was at wal-mart and they have Mexican cookies and stuff and there was toasted bread in that section.

[Hybirt101]

it sounds like he's making a weird porno

[truegirl2anna]

"over there" ...."mmmm...downstairs" wow very helpful 

[onscreanlyricsman101]

is every thing in the store downstairs?

[123Metroman]

I cant stop laughing at the intro voice!! BAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!

[mr101yobros]

a shark bit off my thumb....can i have sum?

[NaThAnWuZnThErE]

i like the mountain dew mw3 double xp in the corner

[DeathCha125]

L0l0l0l0l0l0l0l Eye of newt

Runescape anyone?

[Lainehh]

@DeathCha125 what's your rs name and i shall add you xD

[DeathCha125]

@Lainehh my new pure is AppleZoo

[TheDynoSoar]

@DeathCha125 by the pharmacy.

[Connordude37]

@DeathCha125 Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tounge of dog

[DeathCha125]

@Connordude37 huh?

[bfrmdc]

Funny

[z400gncc]

mmmmmm.... ehh.... down-stair

[xXxBlackwaterXxX]

What species is that at 1:30?

[RacingRyan0]

I busted out laughing with the "eye of newt"... one. Classic mmorpg item.

[brande2274]

1:53 i think he was talking about condoms

[Stompydd]

Wow, I guess the secon story o the Target is an attic.

"Is downstairs... Think"

[ryanadanderson]

Dutch oven is an actual item. It's a cast iron pot that can be placed on hot coals of a fire. I hope camping is downstairs because that's where it'd be, right next to the toddler sized shark cages.

[mrcombatwombat1992]

could have sworn this was impractical jokers.

[kennethobrock]

Was that an Alice Cooper sighting around 1:37?

[mrcombatwombat1992]

@kennethobrock lol good call

[xXMADROX4LIFEXx]

i want to know where that store is for the heated toilet paper:D

[WhenBirdsOink]

This is great but I feel so bad for this woman.

[da3coons]

3:22

gold

[kingozzy666]

I did this, I managed to hold it together until I got to the "mexican cones".

[jpmuthafuka]

@kingozzy666 no you didnt

[bkern1989]

Everything is either downstairs or in the sporting goods.

[airwalk230]

turtle mix LMAO!!

[Blove2dance1234]

Does ShayCarl happen to own a mormon disco ball?

[halotango3]

ryan wrote the better list lol

[GoodWithRice]

When she hesitates, she debating whether it's be reasonable to say sporting goods or not.

[speedyspanker]

Do you have 5 pounds of broken glass? It's for a birthday party. Haha

[swanton200]

WHO THE HELL HIRED THIS PERSON

[MyEggIsBoiled]

Man she seems like a moody turd.

[drawmuhammed]

im doing this 

[drawmuhammed]

wtf

[3888799]

Im gonna get that ron paul workout vid

[Nikkisroman]

disposable slacks lmao

[Tehbestshot]

For the whiskey problem Arkay makes some.

[jonman135792468]

first target run by mexicans

[hashiman1996]

Downstairs must be huge lol

[SlurpeeMachine11]

They have so many things that he asked for downstairs...wow that store is amazing

[kiduke1337]

Dutch ovens really aren't that strange of a thing to be asking for.

[ErockWErock]

Old painting of clowns storming Normandy? sporting goods of course

[MartyMcFly858]

@ErockWErock It's an OIL PAINTING shithead!!!

[Clayman60x]

@MartyMcFly858 why are you watching mediocrefilms if cant understand a fucking joke

[MartyMcFly858]

@Clayman60x Hey dumb fuck if you listen to Greg he says OIL PAINTING... not OLD PAINTING!!!

3:22

By the way... You're a fucking GAY TIT!!!

[TheFilmingInc]

@MartyMcFly858 Umad bro? xD

[MartyMcFly858]

@TheFilmingInc Why don't you go watch some more lemonparty videos!

[JAKEtheBLACKGUY]

Impractical jokers is the funniest shit ever

[Rayden150]

Fancy boy lip glitter LMAO

[MonkENuman]

did you see that cute baby in the cart. but then did you notice that big behind after that?

[OSMxLOBBIES]

PEANUTBUTTER @ 2:02

[mirrorseye]

holy fukin shit that was so hilarious!!

[scmroman]

ive never seen a 2 story target or clowns storming beaches

[alaskalana]

LOL I love how everything is downstairs.

[CleverViews]

Haha... If you're looking for dolphin milk, Target can't help you!

Try Trader Joe's.

[FUN61S]

war shit is in sporting goods.. of course

[FUN61S]

lol people that cough just to make noise

[FUN61S]

shit the whole time im looking at the mountain dew

[FUN61S]

fish poisin? auto car sextion the oil

[mileshoefs852]

1:17 me when im 27

[killya552]

Im on an iphone.. Whats the penis vid called?

[raphner]

Turtle mix? There was my breaking point :P

[Mgriffdrums]

I lost it at Mormon disco ball.

[desigal717]

Omg this has got to be tts most hilarious thing I've seen today! Mormon disco ball? What? LMBO!

[WeekNightGaming]

pdrop

[liampoczatek]

the lady is listining to u

[june24baby]

Mormon disco ball...

[Lestatvvvvvv]

@june24baby should have been a amish disco ball

[VillaG6]

Funniest parts-- disposable slacks, painting of clowns storming the beach of Normandy, and turtle mix hahahahaha!

[NicksPerception]

LOL did anyone notice the circus beard lady at 1:18 with her pet goat/boyfriend?

[catothewiser]

Who wears gloves like that for a job at Target? Does she think she is Belker from Hill Street Blues?

[MCWHAMMER]

@catothewiser She's been relegated to opening cartons and carrying heavy crap all day. You'd have gloves on too, else your hands dry out badly.

[HCCjuniormintTHATSME]

I just couldnt help but to burst out laughing with the Mormon disco ball

[GabriellaRose7]

What about a baby proof highchair?

[angiesiege]

"How bout a toddlers size shark cage?" "Ron Jeremy running shorts"? LMAO!

[senorcooliac]

7 people dont have a morman disco ball

[WolfLinks22]

hes and hers bb guns lol

[PatrickM237]

lmfao she  was like, "...mormons..?"

[triplebw]

targets have downstairs???

[UNKN0WNWRATH]

Do you always pick people with terrible accents?

[Chelsylovesmusic]

I've bought premade toast at walmart before. It's really good!

[midnite1011]

A 2 story target??? WTF lol

[CaptainStefanLovric]

LOLLL "I need 5 pounds of glass... It's for a birthday party." XD

[RockinAlpacaLord]

I want an oil painting of clowns storming Normandy...

[chitownkid25]

oil portrait of circus clowns storming the beaches of normandy? ehh... sporting goods

[chitownkid25]

Funniest video I have ever seen

[IEnjoyBeinAlive]

mmmmmmmm, downstairs

[beneathyourlove]

Poor lady, she probably was just there to organize stuff and clean. I ccould tell towards the end of the vid, she was very uncomfortable because she didnt really understand what was going on. This is why I am helping my mom learn English, even some words she SHOULDN'T know. (Like cunt, douche, shexting, penipulation,etc.)

[genmama1955]

@beneathyourlove Same here! Only I'm teaching my home health provider. I figured it would be a good idea after we went to the store and I asked her to get me some hair gel. She said (with a really puzzled look on her face), "hell?" She's getting the bad words, too.

[beneathyourlove]

@genmama1955

Haha, that's exactly the same way say Gel in Spanish. Also when we are ordering Sprite, my family say ''Espray.'' It's a tad humorous but it's all part of learning. :)

[PumawombatDOG]

MORE!!!

[TheJennkitt]

MAKE MORE THESE ARE SOO FUNNY!

[badassshadows12]

Eye of Newt is from Runescape :D

[XxLeoRiversxX]

I work at target. But I swear we are way

More intelligent . This chick is just some mexican that probably just started working there . You radio for help on where items are . They check on PDA's to make sure the item exists . And then give you an isle number . This chick was just straight up dumb .

[supersingerevan]

Except that a dutch oven's a real cooking thing...

[CMmidgets]

Toddler sized shark cage! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[justwannabesilly]

dutch oven cobbler is the way to gooooo. just sayin.

"it's like a disco ball, but just for mormons" he's right. we do have "our own" way of dancing. lol

5 pounds of broken glass for a birthday party.

i officially love these videos.

[tbeasley41]

yalls bad leave these Target employee alone lol

[techgeek1993]

hahahaha dutch oven

[zerok98]

"Dutch Oven?" hahahahha lmao

[champinsoccer9]

man they have everything!

[jmknight92]

ron jeremy running shorts?? i want some.

[adambomb298]

eye of newt? thats from something... but what?

[SuckMyVEVO]

@adambomb298 runescape

[xXmamalamaXx]

@SuckMyVEVO HA! Try Shakespeare.....

[deanlover1100]

i Wonder How Many Strangers Dont Know There In This Video (;



[Wlkification]

Really want to know what kind of store is downstairs :D

[stevetruitt]

I've rarely ever seen Greg crack up... this is special, folks!

[noromak]

i like how she imediatly knew where the adult dipers were

[tidbitlover]

"It's for a birthday party" bahahaha

[LangTheWolf]

An oil painting of circus clowns storming the beach at Normandy in the sports section? Dafuq?

[Alfanse101]

I'm flexible canned or powdered dolphin milk

[Markerece]

Call of Duty MW3

[hockeyboi888]

lol! How bout some turtle mix - just - turtle mix. dyou have turtle mix?

[edwinlav04010]

aahh you realize people do sell premade toast not sure if at target but in some stores:D thumbs up so they can see

[seidy80]

"Nina! Que es turl meex?!"

I'm crying with laughter.

[jvpruett5]

Meh, he thinks he's a lot funnier than he really is.

[alphawolfshard]

tv's without ads lol you think you have those =D

[dibrenn3432]

oh, the sounds of target. babies crying and moms yelling/sighing.

[123barnsey]

0:48 Whats that on his jacket? :)

[kylezo]

No fair!! she doesn't speak english very well so he had it easier. She heard "beach" and was like OH SPORTING GOODS

[TheMasterDiasaster]

Toddler size shark cage

[FanOfFutbol]

EYE OF NEWT..!! holy balls I laughed so hard!

[INeedAHomeSweetHome]

5 pounds of broken class. it's for a birthday party

[mikasangrillz]

Mormon Disco Ball...

[missunshine1973]

ROFLMBO!

"5 lbs Broken Glass (last time you only had 3 lbs) "

"Fancy Boy Lip Glitter"

"Toenail Sharpener (get those toenails nice and sharp)"

"Mormon Disco Ball"

"HEATED TOILET PAPER" "HAIRDYE FOR NEWBORNS"

I laughed so hard my stomache still hurts!

HILARIOUS!

[svscared]

Haha! 5 pounds of broken glass! The best was "last time I was here they only had 3 pounds," LOL

[thawk4156]

im asking for an oil painting of circus clowns storming the beach at normandy for christmas! :) which is evidentally found in the sporting goods section

[toryroxx]

if you ever are looking for something in target just go downstairs lol

[tapout4Jesus]

At 1:25-1:30 it's chewbacca from starwars!!

[FancyClock]

at 1:38 the woman's eyes are completely black.....

[SockReaper2000]

@FancyClock GET THE SALT!!!

[MoCatt]

Watching the poor bastard trying to keep a straight face is what makes it. LOL

[madv77]

0:49 Whoa thur!

[meg5730]

Everything is downstairs.

[MCWHAMMER]

@meg5730 Two story Targets?!

[octavoch]

eye of newt? LOL by the pharmacy hahahaha

[octavoch]

There actually is pre-made toast Bimbo makes it!

[asdf898]

The Dutch Oven is almost certainly going to be in the downstairs section ;)

[kube253]

3:23

[kavs666]

1:15- 1:20, fat jesus appears

[mynameisgod808]

"an oil painting of circus clowns storming the beach at Normandy" haha classic

[zach2992]

Well yeah, it's easy if they don't speak English.