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  • Damn straight.

  • how many minutes in is this ?

  • awesome I love this dude he's the best comedian eva

  • I cannot wait for him to host the Oscars!! :D:D

  • EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIC :D

  • Preditcable. 

  • awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • buuuullshit...like THAT would work! she'd have to be a naive or dumb desperate broad to believe that shit! LOL gotta love Eddie though

  • @treestar 80s tactics don't work in the 2010s tbh.

  • @treestar well said

  • @treestar Actually, there ARE women this would work on.... mostly from the shock factor....

  • anyone notice how he starts talking like norbit at :32 LMFAO

  • only the typical linear thinking woman wouldn't appreciate this.

  • Damn...Eddie is wearing them leather pants!!!

  • Am I the only one liking after 350,000 views? :)

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is memorizing this right now

  • @alandramsey :D

  • 15 Fucks overall. I counted.

  • Eddies the man. Why do guys get into relationships if they're really like that? I'll never understand that.

  • fuck off haters

  • Eddie is an ass

  • this is amazing!!!!

  • @simsgirl4lyfe yeah its funny and he was the shit then but he is an ass now point blank girl.

  • man he can talk real'fast

  • Amazing he is a total douche now

  • @dxyoyo95 dnt get butt hurt itz hella funnnyyy

  • For 7 persons it didn't work that shit.

  • ok this may actually work...

  • schwul gay

  • 7 people made love instead of fuck

  • I wish the aliens would give us back the real Eddie Murphy and take back that unfunny dickhead they left us with.

  • Lets talk about the word fuck for a min! smh...fuckn men...i swear! LOL

  • yes i fucked her but i make love to you lmaoo

  • I FUCK HER I MAKE LOVE 2 YOU!!!! LMAO

  • 0:30  Classic Eddie.

  • If you gonna let a fuck.. come between our love.. then there's something really wrong here, baby.

  • 7 people who watched this are women and should have stayed in the kitchen

  • "And if you gone let a f *€k, Come between our love, then something really wrong happening here baby!" lolololololololo!!!!!!!!!! That's funny as hell!!!!

  • He is sooooo stupid!!!!!!!!!! Men! Smdh!

  • I bet you this happened to Eddie, and not one of his "friends"

  • fucking priceless.. omg so funny

  • chasin his woman down the hallway wit a rock hard dick talkin bout iM SORRY

  • Priceless......

  • this is too fuckin funny omg lmaoooooooooooo

  • I been sayin this shit... Girls from my neighbour hood know me for sayin this shit by now and I just watchin this 4 the first time... makes it even more funny!

  • hey,

    where can I watch titanic ?

  • This is a great scene indeed. hahaha just picture this situation before you and try NOT to laugh. 8D

  • Eddie gives away the inside stuff...

  • I tried that line it didn't work very well for me !!!

  • if that happened to me i would give him the worst dick threat

  • LMAO ! I miss the old Eddie stand up ! Funniest man alive !

  • BEautiful

  • whats the difference between f**k and make love?

  • @MsMelsk the first one is just the satisfaction of the stimulation and the second is an action of love!

  • @MsMelsk

    if u dont know that then u r f... my friend

  • @edonakadon wow.. ur sad. i posted my comment about a month ago and u reply now. ur a fag mate

  • @MsMelsk

    well i just sa your comment so...

  • @edonakadon hey btw i'm actually sorry i called you a fag. and fine i guess fair do's what ever, dont even know you and you don't know me. so i was stupid for trying to argue with someone i don't know. i hope no hard feelings, after all this is the internet.

  • @MsMelsk

    np man dont worry;) ty.

  • @edonakadon thanx :) lol lets enjoy the comedy :D

  • Lol

  • hahahaha!!!! LOlOlOlOlOlOlOlOL!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

    Now that was good

  • HELL NAWWWWW he said the word fuk to many times LOL

  • smartest thing ever

  • The sad part is that so many women would fall for that line!!! Wake up!!!!!

  • ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ♥ ℓ٥ﻻﻉ√٥υ ♥ yeh

  • LMAO!!!!!!!

  • i tried this line in the same situation... all i got was a kick to my rock hard dick lol

  • It wasn't me baby,it was my dick...Let's play golf honey:-)

  • Tiger should have used this strategy!

  • yea it probably wont work after 100+ times

  • @cccchhhhable haha quality :)

  • hahahahahaha!

  • eddie has not fallen off he's making family friendly movie because he wants his kids to watch his movies. And if he announced a new stand-up tour everyone would line up to buy tickets.

  • I'm gonna use this next time my gf catch me cheatin'

  • who wouldn't use it

  • Idk dude, my gf caught me cheatin' twice and I didn't use that text and we're still together, yes, I am a bad man.

  • @kajetanadamsamuel You're not a man at all...real men don't cheat, and your gf is an idiot for staying with you!!!

  • @cialis1969 it's not my fault that you can't get more than one pussy in your life.

  • @kajetanadamsamuel Uh....I hope I never get any pussy!! I'm a girl ya tool....!!!!

  • @cialis1969 pity, cause we will miss the only opportunity to see you in a hot lesbian scene

  • @kajetanadamsamuel Like I said, you're a tool...I pity your girlfriend, perhaps soon she will gain some self esteem and dump your pathetic ass.....:)

  • This is classic Eddie.

    Too bad he's lost his edge since then.

  • dosent work. tried it

  • @tottenhm4lyf It didnt work because your a Tottenham fan haha

  • roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

  • @tottenhm4lyf hahahahahaha

  • @tottenhm4lyf Because you did it wrong...

  • This shit happened to my buddy, no fuckin joke

  • this is how Tiger should have handled it with the Mrs.

  • lol.....that's funny

  • @hochunkguy Fuck no. Tiger was tryin' to get rid of the bitch. Tiger saw this shit 15 years ago and was just afraid that the bitch wanted half.

  • @westboarder ROFL

  • Yes we fucked, but i make love to you. ha ha classic!

  • rofl all the way !!!

  • Do men ever "fall in love" as mature men, wanting only that woman physically or is that a crock?

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  • ...what do u think ur #2 after exactly??

    if ur married, then fair enough you should be most important

    but if ur going out or whatever then u cant expect a guy to just say ur his everything

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  • its called building a relationship

    u cant ask someone out then the next day expect them to drop everything for u if u've just started going out

    or at least any reasonable person wounldnt

  • u just been with the wrong people thats all. there are men who never cheat, its about equality in a marriage, u dont want ur wife to cheat, u dont cheat, balanced life.

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  • Never say never :)) You never know what's ahead of you... ;-)

  • @StephyBatgirl1992 number 1 doesnt exist in a relationship! if number 1 exist.... then theres 1,2,3 etc....

  • works like a charm... sometimes LOL!

  • Ahaha, It's all bullshit, is what that talking is.. Eddy Murphy's the man!

  • LOL...  I could only imagine how that would work!

  • that woldnt' work and we'ed be putting flowers on that guys toumbstone!

  • lets talk about the FUCK, YES WE FUCK...FUCK, I FUCKED HER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMDBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • The world needs more guys like Eddie...

    If you stop to thing, Obama Hussein is a funny guy himself...

  • "I fucked her...I make love to you" xD

    Ha! Makes me wonder if that line really worked back then xD

  • Don't have to wonder. It's been proven for as long as there have been men and women living on earth together, lol!

    >;-)

  • @megamarsonic i can tell you it doesnt work now XD

  • @megamarsonic bet your ass it still works

  • @megamarsonic

    It worked for me very well i must say.

  • hahahaha this is wicked funny

  • damn eddie knows how to make good excuse i will use this lol

  • i make love to you ........ great

  • "But I make love to you" rofl

  • I'm sorry. *lol*

  • works like a charm. lol!

  • from :31 it sounds like the same thing that was in the movie Norbit where he found his wife cheating on him

  • hhahahaha lol

  • gettin' back...alriiight eddieeeeeee

  • good excuse.. have remember this one if i get in same situation in some day

  • if your gonna let a fuck come between our love.. theres something really wrong with you baby lol :P

  • don't know about "best scene"...but def in the top 5.

  • eddy murphy is still funny but he was more funnyer in the 80s lol

  • learn some english

  • HE IS ONLY 6 Y.O. YOU DICKHEAD! Your one to talk, as in the english language sentences start with capital letters mate, I'll bet you are a lot older than 6, atb DAD

  • is he is 6 he shouldnt be watching this video ;)

  • Cannot really argue with that mate lol, mind that said he could teach Eddie a thing or two, atvb

  • Does it really matter??? you kept a whole statement with capital letters ... so ?? who cares??

  • hahahahaha

  • Lmao xD this is the best lol

  • THE BEST!

  • THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN

  • That's what i used to tell my girlfriend XDDD

  • wow hahahaha if that would actually work then dayum....he is awesome

  • FUCK YOU EDDIE.....I WANT HALF

  • My favorite's the part where he talks about calling his dad when he's drunk.

    "I'm drunk Lil, and you know something? *Kiss* It's beautiful."

  • Its probably because your family is very similair at home.

  • Do you feel big when you talk down to random people like this anonymously?

  • So its True then.. I know I laughed hard when he spoke about the hamburgers made at home and that they would be better then mcdonalds.. Couse my mother was just like that! thats all I ment.

  • Yep. I got a laugh out of impressions of drunk people, therefore, my entire family is made up of alcoholics. Your logic is perfect.

  • Thank you for your honesty.

  • your a cock !

  • tell me why

  • "Lil! Get my pistol!" The drunk dad skit is phenomenal.

  • that is the best scene xD

  • both times worked

  • amen, can u believe ive used it before more than once, not same person twice

  • i am soo using that on my girl

  • likwise

  • "if u gon let a fuc come between our love its something really wrong happenin here baby" lol lmao lmao

  • that is by far the best thing someone can say to someone when caught cheating, made me cry from laughing

  • This IS the best scene.

  • yea sure .. n how do us ladies get off? we go to bahamas or we take a night out wit the girls... WAT HE DONT KNOW WONT HURT HIM... ;)

  • but can u determine whether u can keep it no matter what? suspicion can be what makes a tolerable marriage. lack of trust can ruin what u may want also of your marriage, if u want it. blind spite is a bad way to live.

  • i know its bad... but when you are STUCK ina relationship that you hate... everything goes.. thats my POV in things... im more heartless then your average chick that's why i feel this way...

  • It only works on the stupid females.

    :-)

  • im gonna fuckin use that

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