@adrocker1987 Actually there is a danish beer called "Faxe" which is avaiable in Germany in a 1 Liter can...and I have only seen it in these giant cans ;-)...Ah well, might be because Germany is the King of beers ;-)
This is damn funny, though some times it isn't their fault. My own mother has a condition, I think it's with the liver, releases too much testosterone, totally prevents all weight loss.
Hahaha, "Luckily she had alzhiemers, not a credible witness." I love his jokes that really push the boundaries, stuff that makes you think "Holy fuck did he just say that?", but still unbelievably funny though.
Anyway, I've noticed a lot of people saying he's "stolen" ideas from Karl from Ricky's podcasts. Comedians get their ideas from day to day events and conversations and past material/works, I don't see how this is "stealing". Karl is his mate, said it on Ricky's program, I'm sure Karl wo
So part one had something Karl said in it, about the volcanos, part two has something Karl said in it, the goat..
What are the chances part three has something from the round headed Manc twonk, that Ricky would of criticised at the time Karl said it.. An now passes it off as his own..
Its pretty stupid to make a comment like that. Not all spiders have 8 eyes, some have 6 or less. Read it up yourself before you call someone else stupid.
@Caro2471 Yes, some have 6 and some have 4, but the majority have 8. None of them have 10. He was giving an example, so should have used the number associated with the majority, rather than a number that is completely wrong.
@joshfigo Its so they can win over their own race, though i have seen it fail a few times. There is a video of this black dude on youtube somwhere and he cant get any laughs, so dude keeps saying how its "hard to be black", but the audience were just getting annoyed with him.
being gay isnt a choice, its something where a person has had bad childhood experiences, been made to play with girls too much or has been made to play with barbies and dress in girls clothes, after a bit they become gay, in the 70's homosexuality was classed as a mental illness, only due to gays protesting did it get taken out as being classed as an illness, so it wasnt due to a scientific discovery, just through complaints, so science wise its still known as a mental illness
i believe its actually its due to chemicals in the womb created by stress from the mother. so you're literally made that way. i think. i'm not sure. feel free to correct me.
@Yamboozle That was the point. He was casually changing topics from raping old women to spiders as if it's completely normal. The humour in it has obviously flown over your head.
@Yamboozle l think that the bit with raping old lady didn't go that well. You can hear how the crowd reacted if you pay atention. l think it was too much for them. And it wasn't the gay or the fat joke or something of that sort so he could just laugh after and say ''what/c'mon?!" l think he read the crowd, saw that it was going in possibly bad direction and made a sudden turn to avoid akwardness. Looks that way to me
Judging from his look at 13:55, either he was going to go on about the old woman but thought he was already pushing it and had to jump to something else, or he just totally blanked on what was between the old lady and the spider bit. Either way he had to act fast. Bit unfortunate.
Although alot of his jokes are from things karl pilkington has said on the podcasts, but that is because it is fucking comedy gold. And alot of americans didnt know about the podcast when he performed this so...
why did he do this in damn america? He has to be all PC and shit. Fuckin yanks are taking the humor out of everything. Soon we will have no freedom of speech at all.
Anyone here (ireland & uk) can say anything, its called taking the piss, try it america, ya'll might get used to it and stop ruining everything for the rest of the world like you lot always do.
exactly. To use a published podcast conversation as his own joke is a bit stupid. Why cant he just say 'Karl Pilk sid this to me, or, Karl got a present and said this'..? Just saying. Still funny.
@TheBanister9 He didn't steal it you moron! How'd you think he gets his material?? From real life!!! Karl is his best mate, i would be gobsmacked if he DIDN'T use anything Karl has said before, because Karl is hilarious!!
Im fat......AND THIS I FUCKING HILARIOUS......and so true
KingPandaCrusade 5 days ago
7 people are fat..
asdasdtrh45hrtfg 1 week ago
hahaha where is the cakes ?
dolcechick 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The (2) makes me think I have 2 notifications on Youtube
valvia 1 week ago
when i get married, i want him to write my Uiligie ....yeah, that sounds right.
screechmofo 1 week ago
how big is that can of fosters he is holding....ONLY IN AMERICA!!!
adrocker1987 2 weeks ago
@adrocker1987 Actually there is a danish beer called "Faxe" which is avaiable in Germany in a 1 Liter can...and I have only seen it in these giant cans ;-)...Ah well, might be because Germany is the King of beers ;-)
Ibrakeforanimals 6 days ago
blaah. i love him, but i hated the bit about the grandpa. ew.
KaelaMackenzie 2 weeks ago
"That spider's not ready" *smile*
KONGtuffSu 2 weeks ago
The one with the chicken I've heard from George Carlin
leorris89 2 weeks ago
OMG the goat thing was from Karl, hahahahahaha. HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE!
16Brandan 3 weeks ago 15
thats karls joke! :P
Alicex8x8x 3 weeks ago
i hate this guy for real, i mean comedy is all about being blunt by how can you talk about Africa like that
hassan1634 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from MTAgerrard
@hassan1634 because it was funny! thats sorta the whole idea!
mabbeman 2 weeks ago
the goat has been kidnaped i repeat the goat has been kidnaped!
moneshmahtani 4 weeks ago
lmao, Ricky stole the goat joke form Karl Pelkington.
TysicJC 1 month ago 4
The GOAT was KIDnapped.
jevicci 1 month ago
Drought in Britain? Many Luls from Australians at that point.
BamSarlow 1 month ago
heused to be fat :P
TheAcousticFire 1 month ago
goat from an afrikan family.... this is from karl's xfm days...
Cybix 1 month ago 3
This is damn funny, though some times it isn't their fault. My own mother has a condition, I think it's with the liver, releases too much testosterone, totally prevents all weight loss.
withthebirdillshare 1 month ago
I think it's great how he gets some of his jokes from Karl and Steve. Shows how close they are.
RottenSpaplem 2 months ago
he says it how it is hahaha, he isso funny!
MyKalle1234 2 months ago
Hahaha, "Luckily she had alzhiemers, not a credible witness." I love his jokes that really push the boundaries, stuff that makes you think "Holy fuck did he just say that?", but still unbelievably funny though.
Anyway, I've noticed a lot of people saying he's "stolen" ideas from Karl from Ricky's podcasts. Comedians get their ideas from day to day events and conversations and past material/works, I don't see how this is "stealing". Karl is his mate, said it on Ricky's program, I'm sure Karl wo
KidsWithGuns1992 2 months ago
10:05 look at the size of that Foster's can !
oli696969 2 months ago
arhaha i love the goat part he basicly just took it from karl pilkington tho
luckygozer 2 months ago
funniest guy alive!
GeekStatusJames 2 months ago
So part one had something Karl said in it, about the volcanos, part two has something Karl said in it, the goat..
What are the chances part three has something from the round headed Manc twonk, that Ricky would of criticised at the time Karl said it.. An now passes it off as his own..
MyUsernameIsMikee 2 months ago
@MyUsernameIsMikee That's showbusiness for you
TheLemonGrenade 1 month ago
you see an empty web, and you go 'ohh that spider's not ready' :L
PairInstabilityType 3 months ago
ricky's very selfish....he's funny. but sometimes, i think he's been serious.
Smallville357 3 months ago
2 people are definitely fat ;) fatty fatty boom boom!
Spitfiremk1b 3 months ago
Didn't laugh once, and I adore Ricky Gervais' comedy.
JaKeyFX 3 months ago
Eight legs, and EIGHT eyes. Not 10. I love it when Ricky fucks up with his science thinking he's right. Especially when it's to Karl.
SLLion72 4 months ago
@SLLion72
Its pretty stupid to make a comment like that. Not all spiders have 8 eyes, some have 6 or less. Read it up yourself before you call someone else stupid.
Caro2471 3 months ago
@Caro2471 Yes, some have 6 and some have 4, but the majority have 8. None of them have 10. He was giving an example, so should have used the number associated with the majority, rather than a number that is completely wrong.
SLLion72 3 months ago
2 people don't know what real comedy is...
kurthbpeter 4 months ago
That was an amazing transition. It's funny because it's so random
IamKinneas 4 months ago
I love how african-americans always talk about returning to Africa to be free. Truth is they'd be wanting to return back to america within 24 hrs.
hackleback 4 months ago
hmm im watching around 7 mins thinking...didnt he make these jokes in like one of his first stand ups, shame :f
mscott3564 4 months ago
9:10 - Gervais thieving Karl Pilkington's intellectual property
nijey 4 months ago 5
Lmao fuck Ricky is funny :)
ariba1888 4 months ago
ricky is not funny any more and doesnt even make most of his own material up or just repeats it from other shows. yawn
OneWayRoad 4 months ago
the can of fosters that he keeps swigging from is huge. must be a US "standard" size
MrSyrett 4 months ago
its his life, i luvs heroin
johnstonl01 4 months ago
this is the best fried chicken i've had all day!
johnstonl01 4 months ago
black comedians are great, but i have never heard one not make jokes about race. uk, usa and worldwide. always use race as a comical subject.
joshfigo 4 months ago 2
@joshfigo Its so they can win over their own race, though i have seen it fail a few times. There is a video of this black dude on youtube somwhere and he cant get any laughs, so dude keeps saying how its "hard to be black", but the audience were just getting annoyed with him.
hackleback 4 months ago
love ricky but how many times has he told us that magic trick -_-
MrHEC381991 5 months ago
jesus killed your puppy, quality line
lordwonka99 5 months ago
jesus killed your puppy, quality line
lordwonka99 5 months ago
being gay isnt a choice, its something where a person has had bad childhood experiences, been made to play with girls too much or has been made to play with barbies and dress in girls clothes, after a bit they become gay, in the 70's homosexuality was classed as a mental illness, only due to gays protesting did it get taken out as being classed as an illness, so it wasnt due to a scientific discovery, just through complaints, so science wise its still known as a mental illness
kareemabdullah 5 months ago
@kareemabdullah
i believe its actually its due to chemicals in the womb created by stress from the mother. so you're literally made that way. i think. i'm not sure. feel free to correct me.
aussiegrlwannabe 5 months ago
@aussiegrlwannabe no, i dont think so, but even if that was the case, it shows its an abnormality, not normality like the west tries to make out
kareemabdullah 5 months ago
love how wen he tours in england, the fosters can is of normal size, in america its a fuckin hand held keg
kface001 5 months ago 4
too much of this is repeated from previous stand up he done from years ago.
pixiedetective 5 months ago 2
13:58 Don't get me wrong, I love Gervais' stand up to death, but what the fuck kind of transition was that?
Yamboozle 6 months ago 148
@Yamboozle yeah that confused me too. seems like he wanted to change the subject lol
Varcieh 6 months ago
@Yamboozle LOL yeah your right. Touchy subject :L
Geodude123man 6 months ago
@Yamboozle his bad joke bombed thats why!
rossander 5 months ago
@Yamboozle i liked it, it was like it was a random thought... obviously a bit, but still funny
dan11009 4 months ago
@Yamboozle
Thats the point... haha.
GilbertSyndrome 4 months ago
@Yamboozle haha so true... "spiders" where the hell did that come from?! =P
joshnyikachannel 4 months ago
@Yamboozle agreed, seemed very rushed and not thought out.
28Lozza 4 months ago
@Yamboozle I think he felt like he was losing the crowd with the lil old lady rape, and just jumped straight into the next thing
Runaway28 4 months ago
@Yamboozle That was the point. He was casually changing topics from raping old women to spiders as if it's completely normal. The humour in it has obviously flown over your head.
Assdafflabaff 3 months ago
@Yamboozle yeah i noticed that too? he goes from rape and old women to spiders.
MyArtIsBorn 2 months ago
@Yamboozle l think that the bit with raping old lady didn't go that well. You can hear how the crowd reacted if you pay atention. l think it was too much for them. And it wasn't the gay or the fat joke or something of that sort so he could just laugh after and say ''what/c'mon?!" l think he read the crowd, saw that it was going in possibly bad direction and made a sudden turn to avoid akwardness. Looks that way to me
TheMrmi22 2 months ago 8
@Yamboozle The kind that should tell you he's not a man who gives a fuck about developing transitional material
TheLemonGrenade 1 month ago
@Yamboozle I thought that was fucking hilarious xD
Spiders! Always ready
FutureAbe 1 month ago
@Yamboozle
Judging from his look at 13:55, either he was going to go on about the old woman but thought he was already pushing it and had to jump to something else, or he just totally blanked on what was between the old lady and the spider bit. Either way he had to act fast. Bit unfortunate.
hamsterdam92 1 month ago
@Yamboozle Alzheimer's to spiders?! XD
obiwanobiwan13 1 month ago
@Yamboozle i agree it was kinda lime, but then again you got to take in to proportion all the time he, Spider are always ready arnt they!
mabbeman 2 weeks ago
@Yamboozle it would have worked if he'd waited for laughs after he said spider
pippeeeh 6 hours ago
how big is that foster can
joeaziz 6 months ago 2
Although alot of his jokes are from things karl pilkington has said on the podcasts, but that is because it is fucking comedy gold. And alot of americans didnt know about the podcast when he performed this so...
Geodude123man 6 months ago
why did he do this in damn america? He has to be all PC and shit. Fuckin yanks are taking the humor out of everything. Soon we will have no freedom of speech at all.
Anyone here (ireland & uk) can say anything, its called taking the piss, try it america, ya'll might get used to it and stop ruining everything for the rest of the world like you lot always do.
Altezza07 7 months ago
@Altezza07 uv obviously never seen def comedy jam
calirrican5 6 months ago 15
paki
wilshteaser 7 months ago
exactly. To use a published podcast conversation as his own joke is a bit stupid. Why cant he just say 'Karl Pilk sid this to me, or, Karl got a present and said this'..? Just saying. Still funny.
TheBanister9 7 months ago
@TheBanister9 Completely agree with you there. He makes A LOT of references to thinks KP has said.
TheStrangerInTheRye 6 months ago
@TheBanister9 Cos he's a greedy pig of an egomaniac who wants all the credit for himself.
jhmills1 6 months ago
@jhmills1
That's why I love him xD
lvklhs92 6 months ago
So he calls Karl stupid when he said he shouldn't send goats out there? And then makes the same point... Ok.
MrJayCudmore 7 months ago
Yep, stolen off Mr Pilkington.....even tho he mocks his stupidity. No shame. .youtube.com/watch?v=L3mqPG_fzPM
TheBanister9 7 months ago
@TheBanister9 He didn't steal it you moron! How'd you think he gets his material?? From real life!!! Karl is his best mate, i would be gobsmacked if he DIDN'T use anything Karl has said before, because Karl is hilarious!!
sam8110 7 months ago
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TheBanister9 7 months ago
I know what ur thinking....that can of Fosters is huge! Pure American. Fat Barstards.
TheBanister9 7 months ago 2
ricky copied 9:06 from karl pilkington
KevoAndFriends 7 months ago