The end of the video was a stroke of genius! It was hilarious! Seeing the "image" all of a sudden "being real" and talking street!
I'll bet seeing this done with "live" characters would probably be traumatic for some Xians! Maybe that's a stretch, but it's kinda funny to think about.
OMFSM!! That ending hit me by surprise--very nice!! People at work think I'm crazy now because I keep busting out laughing out of the blue. Keep up the great vids, I'm really enjoying this. To add to the contradictions--one of the first I found on my own was only Luke tells of the "criminal on the cross" who confessed and professed Jesus as Lord--in two other accounts they both mocked him. Yet for some reason, the former is the one promoted and celebrated in churches.
A I recall: Mathew. Mark and Luke are believed to come from the same source, John from another. The authors of the original that MML drew from wrote a series of aphorisms atributed to Jesus. (Those are mostly pretty good. Wish the original survived.) The story line was writen around it later. John was written later, apealing more to a Greek than a Hebrew audiance.
That must have been the most epic sight ever. A dude rides into to town on TWO donkeys and then screams like a manic about "sets" and how he's going to fuckin' kick somebodies ass! Oh to be a fly on the mud bricks.
the holy ghost came to me last night, (or maybe it was the tooth fairy, it was dark i couldn't tell for sure.) anyway he said in a deep echoing voice.
"go out and spread the word of BOB." BOB i said, he said "yes, spread the word of BOB." so i said "i'm ready, i'm ready." he said "that's perfect." then he disappeared back into the closet.. oh man, that;s one crazy ghost.
So Jesus purposely told his followers to go into the town and STEAL a donkey for him so he could fulfill the prophecy. I bet a whole lot of people claiming to be the messiah came riding in on a donkey into the town and all the townspeople just went: oh, look there's another one of those wackos trying to pose as the One.
Maybe Jesus was sitting on his own ass. i know, it says two asses, well if Jesus was like a modern televanglist or a Baptist minister, his butt might have been so big it was like two asses!
I am a christian and i honestly could not stop laughing at the christian bale improvisation. I have not laughed like that in a long while but onto serious matters...Jesus was not in an act scene,what He did came almost inherently ,it's the writers who would have gotten their knowledge of the hebrew texts mixed up.
@charliesplinter If what the writers wrote is called into question, and there is no other source of knowledge about the subject matter, then the subject matter itself comes into question. Other individuals, such as Caesar, have their faces printed on money, construction projects with their inscriptions, things written in their own hands, etc. So we can deduce their character from the things that they did. If we have no reliable text on Jesus, how can we know what he was like?
I have never met my great great grandfather. I don't have pictures of him and nothing is written in his name. His face does not appear in any portraits and no one has his birth certificate. He was not born in the United States but a 3rd world country so there are no government records of him. Does this mean he never existed? Yes or no? why?
@charliesplinter Your original comment was about Jesus' actions. What I am questioning is not whether or not Jesus existed, but if it is possible to know anything about him. You exist, so clearly you had a great great grandfather. Perhaps you know stories about him, or maybe there are no stories, it makes no difference. But in the case of Jesus, it means everything. We only have four 'reliable' books on Jesus' life, so if they contradict each other, it represents a problem.
"Perhaps you know stories about him, or maybe there are no stories, it makes no difference"
Let alone the fact that it is generally accepted by even scientists that Jesus existed as a real human being i find it hard to believe that you don't ask the same of characters like Alexander the Great. Here's a little fun fact for you: Jesus story was written about 40 years after His death, Alexander the Great's 400 years. Both did great things. Why is it harder to believe Jesus'?
@charliesplinter I have read about Alexander the Great, and I don't believe all of those stories. But I do believe that he did things like, oh, conquer cities and rename them after himself. And I believe he died prior to conquering the far East. And I don't have any reason to think Jesus didn't exist, the question is about what he did while he was alive. How can you know what Jesus did if all of the manuscripts written about him are flawed?
" I have read about Alexander the Great, and I don't believe all of those stories."
Then what would you believe? If everyone who sits down to write a book is so untrustworthy then you should stop studying history in general. In fact stop reading every book and newspaper since some stories may be beyond your scope of believing. What it boils down to is you choose to believe what you want not because it's not true.
@charliesplinter I critically consider what I see/hear/read. Ever hear the phrase "don't believe everything you read"?
One of the problems with Alexander the Great is that there are contradictions between his historians -- his final words, for instance. A maximum of one version of the story can be true. There is no source of knowledge about Jesus except what is in the Bible. When the bible tells four conflicting stories, how can you decide which is most correct, or if any are correct?
Since You don't trust the past and are fraught with skepticism of literature written before your lifetime then why even bother going to school or college? Since all that stuff you are taught may not be the "truth" as you want it to be. There are contemporary sources other than the Bible that mention Jesus, i think you should look them up.
@charliesplinter There are sources contemporary with the gospels, but not with Jesus' life. And they don't mention any details. Again, I am not arguing that Jesus didn't exist, I am just asking how we can know anything about him, since the gospels do not agree with each other in their accounts and there is no other source (like writing something himself, putting his face on money, building something, etc.) that gives us an idea about what Jesus was like.
It is only logical to reason that the Romans would not take time out of their day to write about the biography of a Jewish teacher. It was the least of their concerns and this isn't even an apologist statement. It's a fact. Again i take you back to my great grandfather example. Do you need to have your face printed on money to verify your existence? Josephus briefly discusses Jesus' character and it is verified in the gospels. What more do you ask?
@charliesplinter Josephus has one sentence about people who worship Jesus existing, and it was written after the Gospels. I can verify that you had a g-grandfater, but I don't know anything about him other than that he existed. Jesus is allegedly a great teacher who performed miracles, but the only books that detail that contradict each other. If you accept that the writers of those books messed up, then how can you know anything about what Jesus actually did?
i thought all that talk about "cometh unto thee daughter" "riding an ass", " tied an ass where never a man sat" and "casting garments" was going somewhere interesting, but uh....yeah
"1. And so Jesus walked around the table three times. 2. And he did choose the middle seat an which to besat. 3. He pulled the chair so that he may be seated. 4. Thomas sayeth "sit not ye there Lord, for here also is an empty seat next to me." 5. And Jesus spake unto Thomas, "Nay. I pray thee. Nay. This is the seat I have chosen, so this is the one upon which I will sit." 6. And Jesus did sit on the middle chair and was pleased."
nice Cristian bale part at the end lolzolololozlololoz fuck batman u are a dick lolzolololololz whoot whoot jesus = batman sweet god the world would be less weird
U know what I actually believe in God. But the Bible is just so ridiculous for me. Yeah sure, anyone can imagine that an almighty powerful Messiah is going to arrive here in this world on a fucking donkey...
So what about this donkey, or was it two donkeys, ....did Jesus send his Apostles to steal the donkey? Or did Jesus have some co-conspirators in the background who provided the donkey. Maybe they were the same people who sent a man carrying a pitcher of water to meet the Apostles and provide a place to eat the passover? [Mark 14:13-16]
Who were these shadowy "friends" of Jesus and what was their role?
It is very obvious that the author of Matthew's Gospel did not understand Hebrew Poetry when it doubles a line by saying the same thought two ways. He thought there were two donkeys when there was only one. He reveals that he was a Gentile and not a Jew as most Christians believe.
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I will pray for the people who made this series and the for the people who find this funny and true. People are allowed to have different views, but mockery is not needed. Just because you don't believe the bible doesn't mean it's not true. Just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean he's not real. God is real, and Jesus died for us so we could be forgiven of our sins. I honestly hope you will find the Lord and allow him to change your heart, mind and life. God Bless
Just because you don't believe the Illiad or Odyssey doesn't mean it's not true. Just because you don't believe in Zeus doesn't mean he's not real. Zeus is real, and Hercules died for us so we could be forgiven of our sins. I honestly hope you will find the King of Mount Olympus and allow him to change your heart, mind and life. Zeus Bless.
Matthew's gospel says Jesus SAT on the donkey and colt, but the contradiction is there nonetheless. Matthew's gospel says he wanted the adult donkey AND colt, whereas the others only mention one.
not trying to be a prick or anything but i dont really see how these inconsistencies affect the spirituality of the bible...well...atleast in this case however i see what you mean about all the inconsisities with matther lucke john or whatever but i'm actually mormon and so we have another book the "book of mormon" and it kinda fills in alot of gaps in the bible
One thing the Gospels all seem to agree upon; Jesus is totally a donkey thief. Seriously he never asks the owner of the ass(es) or anything, just has his men untie it and rides into town.
i have to admit, i laughed out loud several times at the end credits.. christian bale bit.. i''ve heard it before, but it seems to fit with the cartoon animation.
Brilliant, well done.
Look forward to many more of these, keep em coming 43alley.
The Book of Matthew was actually written after the rest of the Gospels, which might explain a lot of the discrepancies and need to fill in prophecy fulfillment.
Right. Mark came first (early 70s AD), and then Matthew and Luke were written by basically copying most of Mark. Their wording in the Greek translation is almost identical to Mark's.
We can date Luke to around 100 AD because it also uses a lot of Antiquities of the Jews by Josephus (which was published in 93 AD).
Matthew we can date to around the 80s or 90s.
I don't think Matthew and Luke used each other, but were independent from one another.
After reading them vertically (all the same time) and puting the stories besides each other I strongly believe Luke used Matthew in the same way John used all the other three despite the accepted standpoint.
Really? I assumed that they didn't influence each other because Matthew really slathers on the hyperbole, even more so than Luke. That's why some people (like
Quouar above) think Matthew comes much later because the story of Jesus keps getting more ridiculous and supernatural.
Matthew also seems to contradict the other gospels the most, which would suggest that the author either (1) copied from many sources without regard of contradictions or (2) wasn't aware of other sources.
I made my conclusion by comparing the stories and language, not by how supernatural they are.
Matthew follows more obviously the order of Mark, while the stories of Luke became more fragmented. Also when comparing all four it seems obvious that the details of stories are travelling in the order Mark-Matthew-Luke-John.
Matthew inserted a lot of stories and would-be prophecies, what Luke cut and racionalised if you ask me.
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No respect on God and also his prophet, Ha Ha, this is the downfall of classical European..... U all waiting the Islamic World Enslave u all just like the day u guys enslave the world.......
You are aware that you typed several sentences worth of words without making a single bit of sense? And I'm not saying that you messed up your grammar, I'm saying that what you just typed made absolutely no coherent sense or meaning whatsoever.
AND in the Old Testament is not always another something, but an added value of that same something. So Zechariah could have left the text with riding upon an ass - but to specify it he says upon a colt the foal of an ass. (still an ass).
Now it is likely that Matthew used the same form as the OT, to make it become true. By doing that he shows he didn't understand it and that it probably did not happen.
Either way, Jesus had his disciples steal an animal. Well every ass needs a hole...
Yeah. If you read the actual text that I left out for flow, you'll see that Jesus also said, "Look, if they try to stop you, tell them it's for the Messiah, and they will let you have them."
So he tells his henchmen to take the animals without asking, and if the owner catches them, use intimidation.
I uhh... Was under the assumption that prophecies were supposed to happen on there own - you know, unassisted? How does it count as prophetic if they go out of their way to make the events happen? I suppose it can't be, which is the entire point of this presenation. Great job 43; just like always :) Of course, the content of the story its self is absurd. Good luck getting one donkey to do what you want, let alone two. lol. Anybody who believes this has never actually ridden even one donkey.
Oh... he didn't get up on both of them, of course. He rode one for a while, then the other for a while. Or he rode one and the other carried luggage.
They may even retreat and say it's sloppy language or whatever, but it doesn't matter because prophecy was fulfilled.
But here's the kicker, they can't see that Matthew forced the prophecy here. I also like how Jesus made those guys steal the donkeys so he could force the prophecy.
Prophecy should be unavoidable, not easily attained on purpose.
Yeah it's so obvious. Second, you're right, it's not really prophecy fulfilled If I read what the prophecy says and then do it.
These people either don't know or don't care about being pissed on and told it's raining. Have you seen ProfMTH's series 'Jesus wasn't the messiah'? It's really good.
I know this ridiculousness. However I think that an angel sitting on the rock would be important enough to be in all of them. However these are the people that think god made all the fossils and strata layers to test our faith.
So these guys were stealing asses to make this story come true? I believe that makes them thieves and that is punishable by stoning! Not to mention that they broke one of the commandements.
seems like jesus sent them to steal a donkey cuz he didn't want to walk anymore.
Hatebot123 3 months ago
So, according to the gospels, Jesus liked to sit on his ass?
M3n747 11 months ago 2
I LOL'ed so much when we was standing on the two donkeys! :D
powerslave118 11 months ago
hysterical! XD (and i actually believed this stuff.)
withfootnotes 1 year ago
The end of the video was a stroke of genius! It was hilarious! Seeing the "image" all of a sudden "being real" and talking street!
I'll bet seeing this done with "live" characters would probably be traumatic for some Xians! Maybe that's a stretch, but it's kinda funny to think about.
Cootabux 1 year ago
OMFSM!! That ending hit me by surprise--very nice!! People at work think I'm crazy now because I keep busting out laughing out of the blue. Keep up the great vids, I'm really enjoying this. To add to the contradictions--one of the first I found on my own was only Luke tells of the "criminal on the cross" who confessed and professed Jesus as Lord--in two other accounts they both mocked him. Yet for some reason, the former is the one promoted and celebrated in churches.
Manifestatheist 1 year ago 4
LOL ass.
=w=
Cocacoladdict9 1 year ago
You don't walk through the J mans shot, i mean he was crucified for your sins, the least you can do is stay out of his eyeline.
TheFightfirewithbaco 1 year ago
LOLZ! Christian Bale....right?
sthebg20 1 year ago 3
lol @ 2:26
nonstampcollector. :D
Aresftfun 1 year ago 6
A I recall: Mathew. Mark and Luke are believed to come from the same source, John from another. The authors of the original that MML drew from wrote a series of aphorisms atributed to Jesus. (Those are mostly pretty good. Wish the original survived.) The story line was writen around it later. John was written later, apealing more to a Greek than a Hebrew audiance.
milascave 1 year ago
My goodness!!! If there is a god, the Bible has to be the worse mockery to him/her.
pedrom41 1 year ago
That must have been the most epic sight ever. A dude rides into to town on TWO donkeys and then screams like a manic about "sets" and how he's going to fuckin' kick somebodies ass! Oh to be a fly on the mud bricks.
sora506 1 year ago
Jesus - Extreme Ass Rider.
fratboyfrat 1 year ago 3
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the holy ghost came to me last night, (or maybe it was the tooth fairy, it was dark i couldn't tell for sure.) anyway he said in a deep echoing voice.
"go out and spread the word of BOB." BOB i said, he said "yes, spread the word of BOB." so i said "i'm ready, i'm ready." he said "that's perfect." then he disappeared back into the closet.. oh man, that;s one crazy ghost.
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago
i like the collaberation with N.S.C
ItsDennyBaby 1 year ago
No no no, not Christain Bale, Christian Bible.
Silly...
Shonem 1 year ago
Did I really see, in that part when Jesus rides two donkeys, the two guys who figured out who made the things for which there's no known maker? o_O
8Quna8 1 year ago
So Jesus purposely told his followers to go into the town and STEAL a donkey for him so he could fulfill the prophecy. I bet a whole lot of people claiming to be the messiah came riding in on a donkey into the town and all the townspeople just went: oh, look there's another one of those wackos trying to pose as the One.
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago 3
Haha, Christian Bale!
TheAlaricPetz 1 year ago 2
awwwwwww I understand now :)..........okay u totally didn't need to do that to jesus :P
christianshounen101 1 year ago
Maybe Jesus was sitting on his own ass. i know, it says two asses, well if Jesus was like a modern televanglist or a Baptist minister, his butt might have been so big it was like two asses!
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
Lol those ass holes were stealing flat out for their precious cock boy jesus unreal.
kaiyeem 1 year ago
Great Outtakes, Terminator Salvation!
shawn199500 1 year ago
This is really funny.
Newenlightenmentnow 1 year ago
lmfao!!! CHRISTian Bale...Jesus CHRIST...coincidence? OH GOOD. GOOD FOR YOU!!!
TheSamRulz 1 year ago
osana in da house !!!
azaquihel 1 year ago
I am a christian and i honestly could not stop laughing at the christian bale improvisation. I have not laughed like that in a long while but onto serious matters...Jesus was not in an act scene,what He did came almost inherently ,it's the writers who would have gotten their knowledge of the hebrew texts mixed up.
charliesplinter 1 year ago
@charliesplinter But all you know is what was written... so how do you know what he was really like?
ExCreationist 1 year ago
@ExCreationist
Ask that about every other man who has lived on the earth.
charliesplinter 1 year ago
@charliesplinter If what the writers wrote is called into question, and there is no other source of knowledge about the subject matter, then the subject matter itself comes into question. Other individuals, such as Caesar, have their faces printed on money, construction projects with their inscriptions, things written in their own hands, etc. So we can deduce their character from the things that they did. If we have no reliable text on Jesus, how can we know what he was like?
ExCreationist 1 year ago
@ExCreationist
I have never met my great great grandfather. I don't have pictures of him and nothing is written in his name. His face does not appear in any portraits and no one has his birth certificate. He was not born in the United States but a 3rd world country so there are no government records of him. Does this mean he never existed? Yes or no? why?
charliesplinter 1 year ago
@charliesplinter Your original comment was about Jesus' actions. What I am questioning is not whether or not Jesus existed, but if it is possible to know anything about him. You exist, so clearly you had a great great grandfather. Perhaps you know stories about him, or maybe there are no stories, it makes no difference. But in the case of Jesus, it means everything. We only have four 'reliable' books on Jesus' life, so if they contradict each other, it represents a problem.
ExCreationist 1 year ago
@ExCreationist
"Perhaps you know stories about him, or maybe there are no stories, it makes no difference"
Let alone the fact that it is generally accepted by even scientists that Jesus existed as a real human being i find it hard to believe that you don't ask the same of characters like Alexander the Great. Here's a little fun fact for you: Jesus story was written about 40 years after His death, Alexander the Great's 400 years. Both did great things. Why is it harder to believe Jesus'?
charliesplinter 1 year ago
@charliesplinter I have read about Alexander the Great, and I don't believe all of those stories. But I do believe that he did things like, oh, conquer cities and rename them after himself. And I believe he died prior to conquering the far East. And I don't have any reason to think Jesus didn't exist, the question is about what he did while he was alive. How can you know what Jesus did if all of the manuscripts written about him are flawed?
ExCreationist 1 year ago
@ExCreationist
" I have read about Alexander the Great, and I don't believe all of those stories."
Then what would you believe? If everyone who sits down to write a book is so untrustworthy then you should stop studying history in general. In fact stop reading every book and newspaper since some stories may be beyond your scope of believing. What it boils down to is you choose to believe what you want not because it's not true.
charliesplinter 1 year ago
@charliesplinter I critically consider what I see/hear/read. Ever hear the phrase "don't believe everything you read"?
One of the problems with Alexander the Great is that there are contradictions between his historians -- his final words, for instance. A maximum of one version of the story can be true. There is no source of knowledge about Jesus except what is in the Bible. When the bible tells four conflicting stories, how can you decide which is most correct, or if any are correct?
ExCreationist 1 year ago
@ExCreationist
"I critically consider what I see/hear/read. "
Since You don't trust the past and are fraught with skepticism of literature written before your lifetime then why even bother going to school or college? Since all that stuff you are taught may not be the "truth" as you want it to be. There are contemporary sources other than the Bible that mention Jesus, i think you should look them up.
charliesplinter 1 year ago
@charliesplinter There are sources contemporary with the gospels, but not with Jesus' life. And they don't mention any details. Again, I am not arguing that Jesus didn't exist, I am just asking how we can know anything about him, since the gospels do not agree with each other in their accounts and there is no other source (like writing something himself, putting his face on money, building something, etc.) that gives us an idea about what Jesus was like.
ExCreationist 1 year ago
@ExCreationist
It is only logical to reason that the Romans would not take time out of their day to write about the biography of a Jewish teacher. It was the least of their concerns and this isn't even an apologist statement. It's a fact. Again i take you back to my great grandfather example. Do you need to have your face printed on money to verify your existence? Josephus briefly discusses Jesus' character and it is verified in the gospels. What more do you ask?
charliesplinter 1 year ago
@charliesplinter Josephus has one sentence about people who worship Jesus existing, and it was written after the Gospels. I can verify that you had a g-grandfater, but I don't know anything about him other than that he existed. Jesus is allegedly a great teacher who performed miracles, but the only books that detail that contradict each other. If you accept that the writers of those books messed up, then how can you know anything about what Jesus actually did?
ExCreationist 1 year ago 2
Jesus fucking owns your ass! lol
catburglar82 1 year ago
Jesus is awesome he rode two donkeys. mad skills!
salazar30 1 year ago
this shit is friggin hilarious! still lmfao.......
babyhorsey6 1 year ago
Nice reference to NonStampCollector's charachters! :D
thepoet82 1 year ago
the temper tantrum at the end is AWESOME! great vids.
meylina8 1 year ago
jesus told two people to steal a donkey , lol
jmm1233 1 year ago
i thought all that talk about "cometh unto thee daughter" "riding an ass", " tied an ass where never a man sat" and "casting garments" was going somewhere interesting, but uh....yeah
PlanetoftheAtheists 1 year ago
@PlanetoftheAtheists
You said it. What a BORING story.
I mean:
"1. And so Jesus walked around the table three times. 2. And he did choose the middle seat an which to besat. 3. He pulled the chair so that he may be seated. 4. Thomas sayeth "sit not ye there Lord, for here also is an empty seat next to me." 5. And Jesus spake unto Thomas, "Nay. I pray thee. Nay. This is the seat I have chosen, so this is the one upon which I will sit." 6. And Jesus did sit on the middle chair and was pleased."
jazzx251 1 year ago 5
@jazzx251 LOL ... and then there was much feasting and rejoicing in the sight of the lord.
Charlesincharge42 1 year ago
@jazzx251 wow, he must be a very picky guy, and simple, being pleased to sit in a chair, albeit one he wanted.
SCRulerShinoda 1 year ago
LOL @ Jesus riding split donkey
pillowbugg 1 year ago
nice Cristian bale part at the end lolzolololozlololoz fuck batman u are a dick lolzolololololz whoot whoot jesus = batman sweet god the world would be less weird
orkasteez 1 year ago
Great vid...
but who is the douchebag upset about the guy walking into the shot? He's just a bit full of himself, isn't he?
ikvsabre 2 years ago
lol nice tribute to Christian Bale!
Voodoofreak35 2 years ago 2
WOW
U know what I actually believe in God. But the Bible is just so ridiculous for me. Yeah sure, anyone can imagine that an almighty powerful Messiah is going to arrive here in this world on a fucking donkey...
What a great way of entrance huh?
Voodoofreak35 2 years ago
Matthew is my favorite gospel. Zombies and dual-riding donkeys FTW!
JaquitoBueno 2 years ago 2
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"Zombies and dual-riding donkeys FTW! "
Zombies on donkeys! ;-)
ikvsabre 2 years ago 2
Fucking awesome! Wow.
ThisClownis2in1 2 years ago 3
wow, christian bale almost made me cry!
scottydu81 2 years ago
So what about this donkey, or was it two donkeys, ....did Jesus send his Apostles to steal the donkey? Or did Jesus have some co-conspirators in the background who provided the donkey. Maybe they were the same people who sent a man carrying a pitcher of water to meet the Apostles and provide a place to eat the passover? [Mark 14:13-16]
Who were these shadowy "friends" of Jesus and what was their role?
Ebal the Atheist
ebaltrace 2 years ago 2
@ebaltrace Reptillian Illuminati getting ready for the new world order!
sgtcrab1 2 years ago
@ebaltrace
No, Jesus just 'took it/them". The not steeling commandment obviously is just for people.... As well as the not killing...
grozde 1 year ago
@grozde If I take your car, will I be stealing it? Give me your address, I'm going to take your car if it's not stealing.
Ebal the Atheist
ebaltrace 1 year ago
@ebaltrace
Are you God - or God's son?? ;-))
calm down, man - I meant it ironically.
Jesus seems meek and endearing, but is not better than his "father"... It's strange we don't find any rapes in his "biographies"...
grozde 1 year ago
@grozde Jesus was just another sinner.
It's there in the Bible for anyone to see if they had eyes to see.
Ebal the Atheist
ebaltrace 1 year ago
@ebaltrace
And a very hypocritical one to it.
grozde 1 year ago
It is very obvious that the author of Matthew's Gospel did not understand Hebrew Poetry when it doubles a line by saying the same thought two ways. He thought there were two donkeys when there was only one. He reveals that he was a Gentile and not a Jew as most Christians believe.
Ebal the Atheist
ebaltrace 2 years ago
Him riding the 2 horses was so epic.
Drealist87 2 years ago 3
The ending was fucking brilliant mate!
kmartmask 2 years ago 3
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thou shalt not steal jesus!
skedaddleMLS 2 years ago
May JE-hovah and ZEUS have mercy on your soul;
and may JE-ZEUS (sp?) save you..
12lipa 2 years ago
Correct spelling is Yeshua.
rkyeun 2 years ago
actually, it depends on which version of the bible you are reading. Jehovah and Yeshua are both correct
lanakid1 2 years ago
Great series! This last one is hilarious! Has Christian Bale seen this? LOL!
JamesRobertSmith 2 years ago 6
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I will pray for the people who made this series and the for the people who find this funny and true. People are allowed to have different views, but mockery is not needed. Just because you don't believe the bible doesn't mean it's not true. Just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean he's not real. God is real, and Jesus died for us so we could be forgiven of our sins. I honestly hope you will find the Lord and allow him to change your heart, mind and life. God Bless
TheTaurusthebull 2 years ago
Just because you don't believe the Illiad or Odyssey doesn't mean it's not true. Just because you don't believe in Zeus doesn't mean he's not real. Zeus is real, and Hercules died for us so we could be forgiven of our sins. I honestly hope you will find the King of Mount Olympus and allow him to change your heart, mind and life. Zeus Bless.
Jibber jabber.
43alley 2 years ago 116
that was a funny joke lucky hurcules didnt die
blitzclaw 2 years ago
Yeah! Prove that Zeus isn't real! Prove it, you donkey-heads!
JamesRobertSmith 2 years ago 4
you are my hero
yunsta 2 years ago 2
I wish I could thumb this comment up...
But, I also wish to say that the time of the Third Coming of Horus is among us.
XD
onijester56 2 years ago 52
Haha!
You can't thumb up or down my comments! Mua-haha!
43alley 2 years ago 62
@43alley
We can now! =O
Jamesa7171 1 year ago
@43alley Lmao! I'm getting that on a shirt. "Zeus Bless You." Maybe I will start saying that when someone sneezes as well.
cutiebrowngirl 1 year ago
So exactly which gospel do you believe, taurus? Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John?
Don't say all of them, because none of them agree on anything, so if you believe one, you automatically disbelieve the other 3. So which one?
Psychentist 2 years ago 8
no what makes it untrue is the constant contradictions within the bible itself.
Dudeamis 2 years ago 4
@TheTaurusthebull "I honestly hope you will find the Lord and allow him to change your heart, mind and life. God Bless"
I think what god did to Pharoah is what he is doing to the atheist right now. Or maybe we just have a lot more neurons than you.
emancoy 9 months ago
@TheTaurusthebull
You haven't explained the grevious error in the Bible.
SiriusMined 4 months ago
lol at the nonstampcollector bit
Authe 2 years ago
I wish you would ditch the ending of this video. It is pointless and crude.
Eugensdiet 2 years ago
Matthew's gospel says Jesus SAT on the donkey and colt, but the contradiction is there nonetheless. Matthew's gospel says he wanted the adult donkey AND colt, whereas the others only mention one.
tifforo1 2 years ago
That was funny:)
camino1ca 2 years ago 6
but have you read this one..
Luk 16:28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
Luk 16:29 They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them.
Luk 16:30 And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.
Luk 16:31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.
DocumentaryGuy 2 years ago 2
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stop doing that 43alley! Otherwise these religious holidays wont be work-free days anymore and we´ll have to go to work.
PS: I´d love to be riding upon an ass right now. ;)
santajimi 2 years ago 4
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I wonder why an Atheist is trying to disproof what he does n't believe in. New testement of Old. prophesy fulfiled or not.
If this was fulfiled perfectly the way "you" wanted it . would you have believed God exist?
ToyenyenOtago 2 years ago
otago, not trying to disprove anything, just highlighting the credulity and irrationality of humans and their willingness to believe patent nonsense
dudeandsparky 2 years ago 3
Christ-ian Bale...
ronpaulbot 2 years ago 2
great points!! awesome video!
LMSBoggs 2 years ago
think raven think! there's time yet
dudeandsparky 2 years ago
not trying to be a prick or anything but i dont really see how these inconsistencies affect the spirituality of the bible...well...atleast in this case however i see what you mean about all the inconsisities with matther lucke john or whatever but i'm actually mormon and so we have another book the "book of mormon" and it kinda fills in alot of gaps in the bible
RavenofTwilight 2 years ago
They aren't gaps . . . they are inconsistencies and contradictions that *prove* the Bible is not true.
sporkfighter 2 years ago
Mad Max is f'cking nothing compared to Jesus.
LordiRockz 2 years ago 2
One thing the Gospels all seem to agree upon; Jesus is totally a donkey thief. Seriously he never asks the owner of the ass(es) or anything, just has his men untie it and rides into town.
BTW Christian Bale thing was brilliant.
dmh2k7 2 years ago 13
i have to admit, i laughed out loud several times at the end credits.. christian bale bit.. i''ve heard it before, but it seems to fit with the cartoon animation.
Brilliant, well done.
Look forward to many more of these, keep em coming 43alley.
bonnie43uk 2 years ago
The Book of Matthew was actually written after the rest of the Gospels, which might explain a lot of the discrepancies and need to fill in prophecy fulfillment.
Quouar 2 years ago
The Gospel of Matthew was the 2nd gospel written from the 4 gospels...
gagnashdiak 2 years ago
Right. Mark came first (early 70s AD), and then Matthew and Luke were written by basically copying most of Mark. Their wording in the Greek translation is almost identical to Mark's.
We can date Luke to around 100 AD because it also uses a lot of Antiquities of the Jews by Josephus (which was published in 93 AD).
Matthew we can date to around the 80s or 90s.
I don't think Matthew and Luke used each other, but were independent from one another.
43alley 2 years ago
After reading them vertically (all the same time) and puting the stories besides each other I strongly believe Luke used Matthew in the same way John used all the other three despite the accepted standpoint.
gagnashdiak 2 years ago
Really? I assumed that they didn't influence each other because Matthew really slathers on the hyperbole, even more so than Luke. That's why some people (like
Quouar above) think Matthew comes much later because the story of Jesus keps getting more ridiculous and supernatural.
Matthew also seems to contradict the other gospels the most, which would suggest that the author either (1) copied from many sources without regard of contradictions or (2) wasn't aware of other sources.
I dunno.
43alley 2 years ago
I made my conclusion by comparing the stories and language, not by how supernatural they are.
Matthew follows more obviously the order of Mark, while the stories of Luke became more fragmented. Also when comparing all four it seems obvious that the details of stories are travelling in the order Mark-Matthew-Luke-John.
Matthew inserted a lot of stories and would-be prophecies, what Luke cut and racionalised if you ask me.
John is the most contradicting by the way.
gagnashdiak 2 years ago
@43alley Hey who does Jesus' voice in the last scene? :)
alshara3 1 year ago
Oh, sorry. My mistake.
Quouar 2 years ago
John was last.
lipoicacid 2 years ago
Again, no real violence in this vid. It's only the second one in this series.
FHomeBrew 2 years ago
Is that a knock against the series or a knock against the Bible?
43alley 2 years ago
I dislike violence so it's your guess ;-)
FHomeBrew 2 years ago
What did you use to animate the face at the end of the video?
Dre788 2 years ago
because we dont respect god we are waiting for the islamic world to enslave us?
ahhm.....alright what ever
Plpoo 2 years ago
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No respect on God and also his prophet, Ha Ha, this is the downfall of classical European..... U all waiting the Islamic World Enslave u all just like the day u guys enslave the world.......
melbourneopera 2 years ago
You are aware that you typed several sentences worth of words without making a single bit of sense? And I'm not saying that you messed up your grammar, I'm saying that what you just typed made absolutely no coherent sense or meaning whatsoever.
bamcis17 2 years ago 5
LOL!
Zentz29 2 years ago
HAHAHA the credits made me lmao
mfwg74 2 years ago
I haven't read the bible at all, but is it did jesus ride on two donkeys like that? Hell, then the bible got more action than Die Hard.
oratadin 2 years ago
LOL christian bale ending
thisisallidobitch7 2 years ago
Did Jesus pay for those animals? Or did he just have his disciples steal them?
Largo64 2 years ago 7
Matthew contains contradictions with old testament and with ITSELF too.
arsenelupin123 2 years ago
Its interessting that even according to the text the Diciples steal a donkey for Jesus to make him look like the messiah.
DarthL 2 years ago 3
Wheres that ending from, its a classic...
DeathBlade93 2 years ago
It's Christian Bale going apeshit on a stagehand on a movie set earlier this year.
Krbyfan1 2 years ago 5
cool, thanks.
DeathBlade93 2 years ago
I think the ass, colt, and donkey were stacked like ice cream scoops and jesus was the cherry. Bravo this ranks up there with monty python!
kukynphunt 2 years ago
love the ending! :D
ydyammo 2 years ago
rodeo jesus > raptor jesus
ndjarnag 2 years ago
AND in the Old Testament is not always another something, but an added value of that same something. So Zechariah could have left the text with riding upon an ass - but to specify it he says upon a colt the foal of an ass. (still an ass).
Now it is likely that Matthew used the same form as the OT, to make it become true. By doing that he shows he didn't understand it and that it probably did not happen.
Either way, Jesus had his disciples steal an animal. Well every ass needs a hole...
drdalet 2 years ago
I absolutely LOVE the Christian Bale rant and the NSC cameo. Bravo!!!! Encore, Encore!
APhukingGoat 2 years ago
type in "el nino predicador" and tell me what you think about that video!
proudok 2 years ago
LOL. And that's when I said, "You want me to fucking trash your lights?"
Sloth7d 2 years ago
Stealing barn animals is inmoral.
bombarderoazul 2 years ago 4
HAAHHAHAHHAHAH LOL!
THANKS MAN!
Jahkillian 2 years ago
Jesus sent people to steal??? lol...thou shalt not do that!
two6nine 2 years ago 11
Does this mean that the ass and foal were stolen from someone else?
womanlybassplayer 2 years ago
Yeah. If you read the actual text that I left out for flow, you'll see that Jesus also said, "Look, if they try to stop you, tell them it's for the Messiah, and they will let you have them."
So he tells his henchmen to take the animals without asking, and if the owner catches them, use intimidation.
Jesus was sorta like Tony Soprano.
43alley 2 years ago
OH MY GOODNESS! He roadeth BOTH an ass AND a colt!?
Oh surely though beeth the MESSIAH!
CO2Junkie 2 years ago 3
0:26 riding upon an ass? I think I'll record that and send it to a friend to use as a ring tone. 2:25 are those NSC's characters?
xavierartorivs 2 years ago
Lol, it was Christian Bale's tirade.
chevon1920 2 years ago
Atheists FTW!!
ArrogantAtheist 2 years ago
I saw a shout out to the Non-stamp collector. LOL
TheAtheistPaladin 2 years ago
haha, i love christian bale =)
coolbeens21 2 years ago
2:25
I lol'd when I saw the nonstampcollector drawings XD
CarpeOmne 2 years ago
2:25
LOL worlds collide.
jrparri 2 years ago
nice videos thanks :)
MsAntitheist 2 years ago
Exactly... Another great video 43alley. ★★★★★
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Katalyzt 2 years ago
I love your videos and so do my children!
AAL 2 years ago
I uhh... Was under the assumption that prophecies were supposed to happen on there own - you know, unassisted? How does it count as prophetic if they go out of their way to make the events happen? I suppose it can't be, which is the entire point of this presenation. Great job 43; just like always :) Of course, the content of the story its self is absurd. Good luck getting one donkey to do what you want, let alone two. lol. Anybody who believes this has never actually ridden even one donkey.
Xeletoph 2 years ago 2
Ahahaha that animation is priceless, *****
ubergossen 2 years ago
I just couldn't stop laughing at the end... The "lamb of god" swearing away at that poor bloke... Marvelous!!
Joddit 2 years ago 2
Maybe jesus was riding a human ass?
DamonIcke 2 years ago 4
I just watched the entire movie compilation. Great job, 43Alley! I spent a lot of time practically rolling at the presentation. I like your style.
Xeletoph 2 years ago
Nice nod to NonStampCollector.
Poor guy, he got Christian Bale'd.
JBSauce 2 years ago
Nice nod to Nonstampcollector.
Teleprompter4Life 2 years ago 8
I second.
Plentopic 2 years ago
i third?
TheAtheistTEEN 2 years ago
What is their usual response to this?
Shalek 2 years ago
Context. We're always taking everything out of context.
HERE, they say that the stories are written from differing perspectives therefore the 4 stories are going to be a little different.
If you look at an apologetics website, their big thing is "if there is an explanation, ANY explanation, then it's not a contradiction."
The angel rolling away the rock part? It's written "out of sequence." He could have moved it BEFORE the women got there (in all versions).
Tada! No contradiction!
43alley 2 years ago
Oh, no I meant about the donkey thing.
Shalek 2 years ago 2
Oh... he didn't get up on both of them, of course. He rode one for a while, then the other for a while. Or he rode one and the other carried luggage.
They may even retreat and say it's sloppy language or whatever, but it doesn't matter because prophecy was fulfilled.
But here's the kicker, they can't see that Matthew forced the prophecy here. I also like how Jesus made those guys steal the donkeys so he could force the prophecy.
Prophecy should be unavoidable, not easily attained on purpose.
43alley 2 years ago
Yeah it's so obvious. Second, you're right, it's not really prophecy fulfilled If I read what the prophecy says and then do it.
These people either don't know or don't care about being pissed on and told it's raining. Have you seen ProfMTH's series 'Jesus wasn't the messiah'? It's really good.
Shalek 2 years ago
I know this ridiculousness. However I think that an angel sitting on the rock would be important enough to be in all of them. However these are the people that think god made all the fossils and strata layers to test our faith.
LogicIsDying 2 years ago
LMAO! the double donkey ride is incredible!
alexkidd3d 2 years ago 3
no wonder they strung jesus up, what a bastard.
adrenacrumb 2 years ago 3
So these guys were stealing asses to make this story come true? I believe that makes them thieves and that is punishable by stoning! Not to mention that they broke one of the commandements.
EchosFromaBlankMind 2 years ago 2
just great jesus loves this vid keep up the good work expose all gods for what they are EVIL
Fatologist666 2 years ago
Now that's really a good way of getting ppl's attention.Jesus have self-esteem problem.
Turan123 2 years ago
Does anyone see the irony of using the rant at the end of a guy named "Christian"?
patrickthesaint 2 years ago
Jesus came on an ass? smirk.
Steve7508 2 years ago 3
you dirty prick! :P
sugawon 2 years ago