Colt 45 w/ Lyrics - Afroman

[susysoutherland98]

"woo good morning ladies "

LOL

[SimpleRecon]

weed

[ARABZKING45]

Is it bad I Know How To sing this whole song

Yes i think it Is

[justinbieber9able]

this song is BAD ASS! lol!

[MyLeshae]

Thumps Up If You've Had GOOD!!! Times To This Songg!!:D

[Katiemarie005]

i knew all the words to this song when i was little and i would sing it to my dad's friends(:

[amberguadagnoli]

haha



[Usedtoseeflagedvid]

How they recorded this song~

They were drunk in a studio

The smoke so much they can barely see 2 inch from there faces

One accidently hit the record button

They were talking about this

Next morning the found this recorded

They think it was pretty good

So they gave it a beat ~The End~

[woopwoopbettyboop]

HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA , this is just a ledgandary song!!!!! <3

[MrPsychoSkunk]

Me and my friends on the wrestling team sing this song when we have to move mats across the schoo.lol :P

[CamDancerful]

stuck her in the ass and she said aaaiiii! my favorite part

[BiscuitFever]

@CamDancerful then she wiped out a dick bigger than mine BEST PART

[FATYDECKS]

whats a colt 45 lol like 4 realz...the drink or the gun or what? whitch colt 45 is he talkin about

[OhYeahImmaCoolKid]

15 people had Colt 45 nd only 1 zig zag. xP

[2015aleecia]

i love when i was younger i didnt know wht this ment.(:

[cm5moore]

Yes ms. daisy haha

[123daddyslilgirlabc]

niiiiiice. man first time I hear this shut I was clam-baking up my homies car with him and some other guys :)

[chrystalclear91]

this is a awesome song 

[asherleee15]

Lovee ittt!!!!!!

[niggz1998]

Okay u got alot of lyrics wrong

[H3RNAND3Z4822]

best song outta afroman lol

[uncfan919]

wishn i had a joint rite now! :)

[meinzselfon101]

dirtiest.song.ever.

[TheMrlurchman1]

smoke that gum of need

[melissashleyy]

this is probably the best song ever invented. just sayin. hahaha

[Jasslin14]

omg me nd everyone sings this hole song everyday at practicee lol ahahahahah:D

[Jennixbabiix30]

not a huge fan of rap but this is so good singing it with co workers today

[themuzikangel]

man ho!!!!!!! lolz

[themuzikangel]

DIS SONG IS SO FUNNI

[gumpopz]

my brother introdyced me to this song...i wus srprsed since hewas 3 yrs younger than me... hahaha...COLT45! cool one...

[KarolajnaLOL]

This is the best fucking song ever!

[djluvshorses]

"never made love with and african,

i fucked her once,

fucked her twice,

i ate dat pussy like shrimp fried rice"

ahhhhh da bestttt line :D

love this song

[TheNikkya]

this is just prof that boys have no respect for women

[djluvshorses]

@TheNikkya okay dude thts just racist and ridiculously disrespectful. if youre so offended by it then why are you even listening to it?

[TheNikkya]

@djluvshorses ok im sorry if you feel diffrent then me........but really does the guy singing the song have any love for the girls that he is having sex with??? not all boys are like this i know quite a few who are not......ooo and that was first time listening to that song...so im sorry if i offended you in any way....i was not planning on it

[djluvshorses]

@TheNikkya haha well he absolutely does not love them i totally agree with you on that. i think part of it is the whole rapper persona... im not saying that afroman respects girls bc from what he's saying rite now, it wouldnt appear so. but i just felt that saying all black men have no respect for girls was really sterotypical :/ i know a lot of black guys who are for more respectful than white guys. thanks for apologizing tho :) tht means alot and im sorry as well if i was rude

[SharronProductionFan]

@TheNikkya its a joke

[colaland96]

nice =D

[loko97338]

this song is awesome and its better when your high

[lilrockpebbles]

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need

We can go to the park, after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

[welshperson123]

@lilrockpebbles love that part

[lilrockpebbles]

@welshperson123 oh tottaly lol

[Po831Ps]

I met this lady in HOLLYWOOD

she had green hair but

damn she looked good

I took her to my house

'cause she was fine

but she whipped out a d**k

that was bigger than mine =)

[abbynicole2468]

Omg its not caddy iys cabbbyyy! GODDD!

[djluvshorses]

@abbynicole2468 im pretty sure its caddy....its short for cadillac ma :)

[blueumberon98]

cool m8

[chuschalos04]

heheh Good Morning ladies

[always3forever1]

i love this song ! smoke that tumbleweed !

[The102sunshinee]

this song is so fucken funny i like the part when it says i meet this women from hawaii i stuck it in her ass and she said aaaiii

[tadono818]

change the colors

[miggysk8er]

haha this song is the shit when

your smokin a blunt or from a bong

[mya8201]

hahaha me n my friend sing this song on the bus every morning ! lol awesome song !

[chaosthebat908]

me and my friend sing it on the way to school lol

[OheiThere]

@mya8201 Shit, we sing it in the afternoon :P

[littlemiss854]

this song is me and my bffl's favorite song:)

[BabeeGurl109]

fucked this hooker in iowa i fucked her on credit so i owe her lmfao

[BabeeGurl109]

this my shit!

[houstonbruce]

met this girl from oklohoma put that pussy in a coma

[kccutie993]

this song is awsome....plus its fricken hilarious! XD

[CoD5rOcKs11]

cunt

[mikayla631]

omg i love this song i no all the lyrics by heart

[anishkaaxox]

WAHAHAHAHA =)) ! good mornin ladiess =))

[UkzSammy]

I Said Colt 45 And 2 ZigZags Baby Thats All We Need, We Can Go To The Park After Dark . Smoke That TumbleWeed. This Is A Sick Line Bad Tune.

[Alteir97]

lol my friend knows this song by heart : )

[kaybayxoxo]

hahaha best song eva!!!

[JessJess46]

loving it :) x

[kutka1238]

im a stoner and damn this shit sounds good i wonder wat its called

[CoD5rOcKs11]

ur gay

[hannahcheyanne]

mann thats whatzz uppp!!!!!!

[killer2674]

WTF!! stupid gay song!!!!

[gabns5]

@killer2674 uh fuck you? :)

[Egirlz47]

OMG i miss those good times on the bus in 7th and 8th grade =[

[sk8terfurlife69]

"wooo good morning ladies." haha this songs the shit

[LilyBitch1]

he means that pussy smells like fish william..

[gocrazi11]

ohhhhhhhhh..thnx 4 explain

[pninasarah]

my 5 year old sister knows every word :P

[gocrazi11]

thats good :D

[Katiemarie005]

@pninasarah I did too when i as little !!

[ZippyMaGiiKzz]

wow i think mariojuana makes u lyrics god

[coletteserre]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

loooooove this song <3333

me and my friend made a remix,

besssssst song eveeeer !

[williamwhitley8]

my friend said this song is good when ur high and funnier

[randomski111]

plus its awesome while ur high ^^

[williamwhitley8]

i dont get the beginning with the fish market and the old man

[alli90210]

he was blind so he couldnt see anything so he was walking down the street & went to a fish market & it smelled like fish which apparently smells like vagina so then he said "wooo good morning ladies" hahaha

[churrosauce]

pussy smell like fish

[randomski111]

fishy pussy LOL how could u not know that....

[masonripstik976]

my friend walker and me listended to this and we couldn't stop laughing

[boogzss413]

lol

my friends tanner and tyler sing this everywhere they go!

so now they got me singing it lol

this song is pretty messed but fucking hilarious

[VnKSoN]

lol this is fucking greatt

[mehungry9]

first you missed a few words and spelt some wrong other then that its a great vid

[2kool4evry1]

fuckin funny

[abbylicous1]

haha me and my friends sinq this in math

[mattbfc94]

This is an awsome song and omg the Japan verse is hilarious tryin to sing a long whilst pissin myself laughin haha

[BaMooseee86]

i dated a kid that sang this all the time and im not the kind that would listen to this , im mroe of yeah idk "girly" and one day i was singing this and im like omg no . so now im like woah i know the words its pretty sad and sick

[weerocket2k9]

i love that song lol i all ways sing it when im stoned lmao

[pantherpridegal]

Damn that sond is sick haha. Love it!

[jaybird6453]

this song is so funny...my friend and i was listening to this song in choir on her ipod and some of the parts we couldn't help from laughing and we wanted to laugh so hard one time but we all had to be quite

[Simonisgay15]

this song goes hard!!!!

[legardored69]

so i roll roll roll my joint! pick out the seeds n stems!

[KnoxvilleZombie]

met this lady from japan never made love with an african i fucked her once i fucked her twice i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice  that is 1 killer ass verse

[AshHale92]

Tunne :D:D

[piteetpanda88]

oh god .

[SweetgurlBailey]

Me and my friends started singing the song in math today instead of doing a test lol

[joshkkk14]

this song cant get any funnier!@!@!@! :)

[0akley06]

The shitest song I have ever heard. This should not even be considerd a song. It's bollocks!

[hottie134eva]

Omg i love dis song. ............we were all on dah bus singing this song.............. the bus driver just looked at us funny.LOL

[SoftballRox48]

omg i was listening to this song and my 5 year old cousin was singing the words!!!!! i was like oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 it tho

[uresecondchance77]

this song has got to describe my life more than i can myself haha

[alyssahjolynn00]

Ughh my friend got this song stuck in my head and now i cant get ridd of it!!!! Lol !!

[socerplayer101]

i love this song its like the best ong ever

[lewislewis10]

i love this song

[heypeople21]

UGH! My friend got me into this stupid song! And now i have to listen to it or ill go insane! cuz it will get stuck in my head!

[DaNcingGiRL68]

ha. my friend got my stuck on this song too :) its officially the bomb diggity in my worlddd.

[xXximamusicloverxXx]

hahahah. dude this song is so funny. we sang it to my spanish teacher. he didnt get it. lol.

[jaybird6453]

i was listening to this song in choir with my friend on her ipod and we had to work but we was trying to stop laughing out loud. it's funny.

this song is cool

[FartingMaster19]

this is a good song and im finaly glad that i found lyrics

[OUBOBCATS155]

i love the part with the hawaii girl and colonel sanders wife!

[aliGisfitterthenu]

omg this song is amazingg we all sing it at accrington accademy in accrington year 11,s haha me, choloe, katie, hayley, hayley, nikkitaa!! haa chek chek on the mic yoww!!

HAWAII""!! sik part hha ma teacher thinks wer all crack heds lmao

[nicolecampbell91]

can you send me this song please !! = )

[xxrainbowxxlicker]

Haha my favorite part is the hawii girl LMAO!!

[rhia1995]

I luv how most of the people that noe this song are skool kids

i love these lyrics drinking or stoned or soberrr ther the shit . :)

[TottalyAwesomeTabbi]

I Got Detention Cause Cause This Song in School =(

[ParrisIsland29905]

lol my friend did too

[shadezoff]

ha your wrong im actually 6

[shadezoff]

shut the fuck up, you stupid 13 year old who's trying to be cool!!!

[awsomme9890]

You're more than likely thirteen as well so stfu

[Bruins407]

crazy good song

[maisNsteph]

ahaha i know all the lyrics n i'm only 13 and i try not to sing it infront of mii mom n dad ahaha

[Irazulk]

Sorry, no one needs to know how old you are.

[harukaX6]

Dudee, I lovee this song. It was freaking funny!

I'm on the basketball team at my school, And on the bus today, We sat with the basball boy and they boys were singing it in the back . And the girls were singing along. it was hilarious!

[mollyhollsxo]

ahh this song makes me laughh (:

i was singing it at school todayy and i got a detention :D

its was worth it! i cant helpp myself <3

[bbbrotman]

its DRAYTON RIMS!!!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!

[gypsyman311]

so funny

[Smadlad]

yo there was this blind man

[abercrombiegirl009]

hahaha lol lol

[sassytwins]

love this song :)

[bigpetey800]

When i met a girl named jan.

I let her ride in my caddy cause i didnt kno her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan(CD)

[MissIndepndent]

LMAOOO.

i fucking love afroman . <333

[wiimaster257]

this song reminds me of pinapple express

[lilnappy94]

this song is so fucking funny and im the 11th one to comment on it yeah

[tuto709]

Stuck it in her ass and she said AIE! Lolololololol hilarious song :D

[babygrlstacia]

omg i love this song its so funny

[98563256]

ANYONE UP? I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO

seen it yesterday! lets chat MN

[babygrlstacia]

hey im up and ill talk to ya okay just message me

[MrsCareyPrice]

love it!!!

[MissMunchies711]

love it <3 xDD

[f050493]

good song..lol i can see them perfectly

[00shawty4life00]

i luv this song!! its halarious!!

[ejyounggun08]

are you blind? i can read those perfect.

[Ba11esteros]

you cant see shit man you cant read the words