我求你, 苏菲 I'm begging you, Sofie.

[yyfrank2003]

LOL this is fucking niu bi

[kickmyask82]

wow your teeth are adorable

ahaha

[cssaiu]

大哥你太有才了~！XD

[Liliahh]

Haha, you are funny, nice lyrics

[AnnaDai002]

Great! I love it! Wise words, interpretation slightly insane. :-D

[fcgourges]

中國人中文也不一定准...在於是否用心學~

[rainylime]

I favorited this a long time ago and just now dug it up again -- I worked in an art gallery/chinese teahouse this past summer, and every time that song would come on I would think of these lyrics. so genius!

[shanghaisam37]

his tongue is blue....

[taimoc]

Good point Chris. That was wicked sick BTW. On the other hand, I sometimes just enjoy watching Sophie and her videos just for the entertainment value. Sometimes the People need entertainment too.

[coolsteven2]

我的天啊！！！！ 我看你在土豆还是忧酷！！！

[heqix]

你太好玩了

[Dalianon]

hahaha

[zoeoh009]

- -

[hultonclint]

very clever

[zdwwclzq]

^_______________^

[celestezy]

haha so funny and cute! support!

[Harimakum]

好牛的人啊!

华语都说的比我们马来西亚人准呢!!

[porpoise803]

马来西亚人都不是中国人，中文怎么会准？

[Amali0011]

ha ha.. lol nice..!

[lht002004]

什麼北方取勝啊

那我這個好南男是什麼啊?

[zdwwclzq]

好南男hahahahahahah

[lht002004]

=口=

原來我說過這句話xdd

我也忘了

[ZIPITTV]

cool ! any response from sophie ?

[2dongjia]

太牛Ｂ！

[AntiCharlotte]

who is sophie ,it seems like she has made some boring vids ? where is her link ?

[liyt100]

谁是苏菲？？卫生巾？

[ilovelux]

shes the presenter of sexybrijing. see the link "this video is in reponse to" above

[Cyb3rWolf226]

1 word: Genius

[meandkk]

你不如换个地方来拍，背景有点闷

[areitu]

lolol

subscribed!

[taimoc]

Brilliant! So funny! The ravings of lunatic minds are always great sources of entertainment. Keep up the great work! ja.

[250808115]

Oh Man. 这唱的我皮都发麻了.但内容不错，支持.

[fancybingbing]

虽然我很喜欢苏菲，但你的歌唱的无敌了，哈哈。

[ilisi86]

我也觉得苏菲越来越无聊了，嗯

[DeathStriker1337]

nice, you sound like a regular chinese man.

[peggychen428]

Omg- this is hilarious!

[zekalow]

argh stop posting weird videos...post more on u and yr gf or some with honglaowai

[bopenn444]

little insane

[reggoog]

amazing!!!

[yenzhe1985]

神经质

[mwparenteau]

Unbelievable!

[L33W41K41]

ni shuo zhong wen ma? dui bu qi a, i don't have the thing for chinese typing....but do u by any chance know chinese at all???

[linasean]

lol

[zach411513]

this is gay!!

[hongbochina]

hahahaha

[brihang]

yep i saw sophie's video before and that's really dun make any sense to compare hong kong with beijing in this way. moreover, sofie should be more critical and do more research on her own since not everyone in china understands china. esp. the man in hong kong said that hong kong is more traditional than beijing is totally nonsense but sofie didnt know that and this made the video a bit superficial

[kobe19840115]

cool....

[logi621]

I don't agree with you，Chris.There are so many western medias focused on Chinese environment pollution，human rights,china's threat......Sophie's videoes can let the westners know how Chinese people's daily lives really are.They will see Chinese don't wear bamboo hats!

[Atheral]

You realize that Chris is just joking around.

[logi621]

I like Sophie~Christ is good of course~

[Firen137]

I have no clue what he was singin about. o.o

Sry, no offense but can someone fill me in?

[bear9922]

Sofie 34了应该要紧了 你的视频和她的我和我同学都喜欢看

[Surfleo77]

lol,lol,hahahaha.

[GETRINGTONES]

Nice!

[jonzi1]

fucking retarded idiot..

[TrexisJumperpassword]

niezłe

[bokirikayd28]

This is he cutest thing in the entire world. Nice touch with the pug.

[ROSAPINEDAMINI]

salu!!!.......super!!!!j'adore­!!!!

[amos325]

lol, funny video! I love your video and I love sophie too. I think it is great that you can discover China from different point of views. so....get along!

[Rab1975bit]

LOL!! brilliant!!

This is Hilarious!!

[Ispiron12]

LOL his mother posted

[NaturalLogorithm]

Calm down, it's just a fun video, who cares if his pronunciation isn't exactly like yours. Just enjoy the video and stop being so critical...

[nerrad81]

nah, she isn't being critical. Mandarin is a tonal language and it's important to master the intonation in order to let pp understand you. she's just encouraging him to improve i guess..

[shocklovesp]

That's very very funny~

[king731]

呵呵·~你很可爱·你还是很关注民生问题·

really awesome！！

[dirtbum]

check my chan

[SurferRosa79]

this is just too AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[peatla]

Since I'm a dumbass who can only speak and read english and don't even do that well, can someone translate that!!!

[Infernes17]

He already translated it... if you manage to pay attention and click the (more info)text in blue and scroll down just a little bit the lyrics are right there for you to read.

[peatla]

Why so angry Infernes, sorry I didn't know to check the more info blue click thing. I already said I was a dumb ass, no need to scold me, I get it I'm dumb! I"M DUMB! I"M DUMB, you happy now!

[Infernes17]

Actually I wasn't angry a little frustrated that you didn't bother to look there first, and no I'm not happy, because I wasn't trying to call you dumb or anything like that at all, I just get a little frustrated at how many videos have response like that and so many get angry when they get no answer, but it's normally their own fault for not being more observant. Sorry I'm actually really nice sorry if I came off as angry or mean, was just a little frustrated.

[peatla]

It's all good Infernes I was just trying to be funny. I actually didn't know about the more info blue click thing. so now i'm just a little less of a dumbass because of you!

[Infernes17]

Lol, glad to hear something good came of it =)

[henrydarc]

So where is the English translation?

[Infernes17]

He already translated it... if you manage to pay attention and click the (more info)text in blue and scroll down just a little bit the lyrics are right there for you to read.

[guhmorningdude]

lol

[Nikita000666]

求求你, 拿开那个毛绒狗 // i beg you take that dog away

[80oio08]

《步步高》你也懂？厉害。

不错！

[amydimples]

haha nice dude!!~~让中文更流行

[mynameismin]

nice!!

you do know something about china

[way2manyprisoners]

조ㅗㅗㅗ조ㅗ좆두 ㅡ ㅕ ㅈ ㅌ ㄴ ㅊ ㅇ ㄹ ㅋ

[lhf]

you're the man!!棒哦！

[thuysi]

he he lol :)

[sweetynajd]

coool very nice i like it

[511132123211356]

You r so cool man, i never saw a video in Youtube like this!!!

你的观点很正确，很现实。Sofie确实做的"娱乐"。

[Biapolar]

服了，你真帅

[cherrytwi5t]

She featured your video! :P

[Isaacixav]

lol...

[Atheral]

LOL Great stuff! I'd like to a hear a response from Sofie!

[PokePunch]

yay, finally he got a feature!! cool XD

[1987DXF]

funny,man!though there's some grammer mistakes

[jimmyjamesWang]

.......uhm, okey, am I supposed to laugh now.

[Chinacow2000]

哈哈哈哈

[jmax5299]

lol... i'm in the airport waiting for my flight.. and i saw your video.. damn funny man.. haha..

[USAPatriot1]

Chill OUT!

[Elevationary]

your a fucking genius,this is what i want to see on youtube more often,i like smart asses like you!!but you should of went all the way and really took the piss out of china,by putting a light bulb vaus on your head,and maybe even putting sticky tape on your eye browse to hold the skin up,so you look more chinese,im sorry that i sound racist,but i know i would of went the whole way!

[explicitsz]

Shut up. Stupid.

He was just making a song in mandarin, He didn't attempt of poke fun at chinese people.

Ignorant dumbass.

[BubbleTeasez]

OMG UNBELIEVABLE!

YOU'RE TOO GOOD! ahah xD

[redmakesmeblue]

Hehe this music! You actually created lyrics to go along with it! XD Good job! It is really funny.

[senterplopp]

i love this video! über good!!

[kimmy2727]

What?

[ganymied]

該美國藏匿外星人飛船在新墨西哥。他們逆向工程原子彈從它的技術­！相信我。我工作，為政府的美國。

[RedheadAblaze]

你太喜欢找奸计!

[AnnieCha]

好囧！！！！我囧到爆了。。。

歌词自己写的啊？！高手

～

[Jaking1012]

i 服了 u

[LeaQin]

我也觉得苏菲特别无聊，她自己根本就不了解中国。

顶你！

[merdufer]

好冏的录像！偶服了！

你们主题不一样吧。当然他们的在中国比较politically correct，容易获支持一些。

又及：拿苏菲那nerdy＋trendy的可爱模样讲社会问题太­可惜了。还是找你来讲的好哈哈哈哈哈。

[timilomo]

有才！ 我真想回去请您吃饭

[freeindeeddd]

我靠－ －

我也有种唱两嗓子的冲动。

[hamanunu]

这个... 真是太强了！

[almn87]

this is the first time watching your video, it's awesome! all your videos are so halerious. I am now a fan. 我觉得你应该代替苏菲

[chris3443]

哈哈也不能那样说, 苏菲的粉丝不会想看我这个丑脸, 还是美女好.

[joej2005]

chris,来北京发展吧,以你的才华,你会成为第二个大山,甚­至会超过大山,你在河南太屈才了

[joej2005]

至少你比金玉米强多了

[SBKnight]

oh my dear lord, i havent heard this music piece for so long, last time i heard it was at somebody's wedding when i was 10.....and there goes you...putting rap in there......OMG!

[chris3443]

lol this is about the opposite of rap

[cherrytwi5t]

lmao, yeah, it's the chinese-style opera rhyming thing... hard to explain

[captainbundington]

录象真性感！

[p0p0mama]

rofl! great video! great singing ! hope u dont mind me adding this as favorites! did u write the lyrics yourself?

[billhung]

funny. dis a canadian dude?

[mindcross]

愤青，呵呵。真气愤啊。

[liangliang698]

聽不懂

[Chinawon]

什么?难道是有个家伙对你不满?还是什么其他的原因?我不是很明­白

[demonwx10]

woa

[NixKah]

兄弟，有些人就喜欢娱乐为生，见多了也不怪了，我个人发现这些人­往往是你跟他/她说一千遍他/她也不肯关心重要的问题，所以我对­他们是不抱多少希望了，所以我想看重要问题的时候就看你的视频，­想看次要问题的时候就看她的视频

[herzgut2004]

苏菲？！！哈哈，她的sexy beijing也还蛮有意思的。

[allstarsabc]

真搞

[calebeurope02]

lol funny as hell.

[ngan87]

sufei needs a bf.. can u help lol

[wolfintn]

what's sofie's comment?

[czlong614]

很好， 很强大

[wrive]

cool!

[guanhua888]

cool!

[capitolbrunette]

poor doggie. looool

[jasonilt]

shilei1352,俺刚才骂错人了，sorry啊,纯属意外­

[jasonilt]

shilei1352傻逼藏独，滚开，学学用你的脑子想问题，而­不是用屁眼

[laowai121]

rock哉！

[MistaSmith]

i really like sexy beijing :D nice song

[xyv89]

i love the dog

[jellyhonji]

You are amazing!

[DellDreamer]

Dude, you are awesome!

[vivaskove]

appreciate your concerns for serious living, but maybe we've had too much attention on that, haven't we? too much that covers the whole China image. What is missing is exactly these light-hearted sides of China. like your video, we all have had this "angry youth" period...

[ChineseDragonCJ]

Dear Su Fei

marriage is not that important.

我希望你可以找到一个男朋友，但是不要这么急。

中国男人并不都那么好，也有小混混的。如果你想在街上找，我跟你­说，以我对中国社会的认识和经验，不太可能找到一个你就会喜欢的­，

或将来会与你有稳定婚姻的人。

在街上找的话，只会是那些想和你玩的，或是一夜情的，

这种类型，连中国普通女人都不稀罕。

如果你想找男朋友，你可以去认识一些人，和他们接触，了解，工作­。

可能就会找到和你有相互感觉的。这种事不是急着就可以办到，有时­还是看缘分。

总之对婚姻，男友方面，还是保持正常的生活心态，单身也没什么不­好。

[ShenShenLiu]

That was awesome!

[mlmscam]

Well said

I support you, down with the Chinese "fen qing", radical, wilful thinking youths, these ignorant people always flood the internet with the nonsense patriotic crap.

[darkrood]

wow, nice video, "sexy comes second" couldn't agree more

[zhilix01]

hahaha tooo funny man!!!! keep making more of these!!!!

[sqly1983]

haha

[cooffies]

赞~Chris中文讲得好，会自己写歌词，还关注老百姓生活问题­。

玩具狗很可爱。

[ziluwow]

lmao dude, i luv ur videos so much , do u have msn or qq? i wanna add urs lol

[ziluwow]

ddd

[sospire]

lol its nice watching your new video.

make more videos mate otherwise 红老外 owns XD

[hawkforce]

Hey, mind your fucking word, barbarians fuck your sorry ass...

[tmrbionic]

haha, 可怜的玩具狗...

[darednot]

我靠，你太强了，苏菲其实蛮可爱的，我很喜欢她的。我也很喜欢你­。你们都很有鲜明的个性。人要有多样性才好。你俩谈恋爱估计很有­趣。

[hawkforce]

我猜这是不是chris的求爱方式~~ 哈哈~~ 我不知道~~

[hawkforce]

chris能写的这么符合sophie的videos,说明ch­ris有仔细看sophie的节目，而且有仔细研究过。

[chris3443]

哈哈哈笑死我了....反正我害羞, 只能盼望她早点和我联系~

[hawkforce]

要不要我牵红线啊？ 呵呵呵呵~~~~ =p

[darednot]

8個月過去了，她聯系你了嗎？猶太人只和猶太人結婚的吧？

[hawkforce]

Oh my god, this is FUNNY LIKE HELL...

The reason why i find this funny is becoz i've been watching sophie's shows for quite a time and what you mentioned just matchs her show, anyway, did you write the lyrics yourself? your chinese is awesome man...

[yukixy]

whoz Sophie? a youtube blogger?

[chris3443]

You can watch her video through the link below the video screen. It says "This is a video response to....".

[yukixy]

haha, lol. I like how u squeezed the puppy toy at the beginning, u r so funny...anyway, another good song. u've done it again!

[BigJohnWu]

what the hell...

[heilong79]

wow, it must take a long time coming up with all those lyrics. Ha Ha, good show.

[tony12041204]

haha, good, I agree with U

[yzz1979]

haha, you are so aggressive. sofie doesn nothing wrong. She just needs to get laid...