thick as shite chav

[TheMoscardinoReviews]

he jumps on the car to make the alarm go off, umm congrats you made someone have to get up and turn it off...prick

[pinsafe]

i used to live in gorton until a stupid bald twat moved in across the road. Him and his brother would fight in the street late at night and start hitting cars and smashing windows in anger. A neighbour saw him do this to my car, there wasa big dent in the wing where he booted it. I went round to confront him, there was no answer, i posted a note through his door saying he owes me money for the damage.

[pinsafe]

His mum then came to my house and gave me £20 and had a little moan at me because I wrote bald thick twat on the note I posted. The damage was over £200, I couldn't afford that so my car never got repaired. By the Way this bald prick and brother are in their late 30s, He's got a 3 bedroomed house to himself and every night music is blaring and there's loads of scally cunts of all ages just hanging around his front gate. trying to complain is pointless as the council only give a diary.

[chavkillerUK]

sorry for teh late reply

Id call crime stoppers and say you had seen some dealing going on there

Then have a laugh as his front door is kicked in at 6am :D

[johnsampson03]

I feel sorry for sorry for you bud....I had to emigrate because England has become so expensive supporting this kind of scum sitting around on the dole, a law unto themselves...We have lost the plot....when I think of the wars and lives being lost in the Middle east....dam...Labour has really screwed us over.

[samjl4]

is this your car that keeps getting attacked? it always seems to be the same one

[chavkillerUK]

yes my car most of the attacks are v old now

[DonSimonUK]

Would have been lovely if you had managed to get in the car whilst this dumb twat was still attached to the bonnet by his hoody.

[Eddboy229]

Word to the wise for a chav:

Try doing that on a moving car on the highway.

[chavkillerUK]

be better if I had a spiked bumper :D

[uknowwatimsayin]

What is the world coming too. I just see cretinous chavs as tools to make money from at the end of the day.

[chavkillerUK]

how?? you sell them cider and weed?

[AandA1001]

grrr chav gonna beat me up coz i grassed on her 4 cheatin on her lad 4 the second tym but ive known this lad since i started school i thought he deserved to know after he took her back after she dumped him 4 sum1 else now shes meetin up wif sum1 behind his back i mean come on would any of you have done the same as me

[chavkillerUK]

You can never win it that situation :( dont forget to wear anti chav pants :D

[djlegacy96]

anti chav pants??? lol

[mjt9595]

really tight then they cant get pulled down :P

[Synthweasel]

Why does Chavs always run off like panzys after they do something??

[chavkillerUK]

the title of the video explains all :D

[AandA1001]

hehe maybes its like a habit tehy can't fight they just run mwahahaha i hate them chavs aren't they all just as thick as eachother FFS it's a wonder they can spell thier own name

[AandA1001]

chavs will hopefully one day become extinct *crosses fingers* *please be today wishes* oh well hopefully one day they will introduce an annual chav culling *prays*

[chavkillerUK]

it could be a christmas wish :D

[AandA1001]

well it didn't come true =[

[chavkillerUK]

damn santa :(

[BlackmailTV]

LOL this was strange lol

[electricrobot]

How much did the CCTV system run you?

[chavkillerUK]

II I would have bought the stuff new several thousand pounds, but I have friends in the CCTV security business :D

[nissanskylineR35]

U have a funny obosesion with chavs which i admire

[chavkillerUK]

nope I just hate scummy twats of which chavs appear to fall into that group :D

[BlackmailTV]

LOL

[jjenglandforever]

chavkillerUK WHAT A LEGEND!!!!!!!

[chavkillerUK]

why thank you :D

[DancingNinja2010]

Chavs will NEVER learn, they are no different from the dinosaurs that died out millions of years ago. Perhaps put spikes on your bonnet next time so the dumbass skewers himself! XD

Anyway, props man for having such a cool YouTube name, chavkillerUK!

[mixdown13]

one of my friends has a problem with chavs hanging outside his house...he shots at then with a paintball gun...maybe you should invest in one. they seem to clear off quite quickly =)

[chavkillerUK]

Now you tell me doh :D

[ilah2001]

You should electrify the outside of your car and barbeque the bastards! Now that would be funny. A nice strong direct current so they can't let go and are only released when you feel like setting them free!

[chavkillerUK]

yeah but burnt flesh is a bitch to get off paintwork :( but I like your thinking

[thundertiger06]

dude - why is it only YOU being targeted in this road ?? He only jumped on YOUR car - They only Mooned YOUR house, Aimed Offensive hand signals at YOUR camera, raided YOUR bins - Crashed into YOUR car - What did you do to upset them ?!?

[chavkillerUK]

erhm well let me answer in the order u have chosen I am not the only person to have problems, nope but as my cams cover my car/house they are not going to catch other ativity, put a chav in front of a cctv cam and they will getsure to it cos its ard init, I dont store my bins over the road from my house, he crashed into my car due to being a scummy drunken chav and the law of physics in the manner and speed he took the corner, finally do you have top upset scummy chav bastards?

[thundertiger06]

hehe - Fair Enough =)

i'm No chav - and i cant stand the bastards. they threw one of those green recycling boxes at my car the other week.

[chavkillerUK]

shame you dont have cctv you could have caught the feckers

[ilovemarymoomoo]

you should burn the bastard

[icehazard1]

lol i think u need to invest in a booby trap for those fucking chavs.

[chavkillerUK]

I was thinking of a 12 bore with chav shot :D

[derekne]

What a clown bet he felt really hard after doing this?

He looked like he shit himself when the alarm went off.

[chavkillerUK]

yep they always do I notice they never come knock on my door and do it :D

[Doidle]

it's a shame we don't have those special car alarms that blow fire like the ones they have in new zealand :/

you're vids always put a smile on my face :]

[chavkillerUK]

I would have wanted a reverse cow catcher that swatted him like a fly in this instance :D

[U48]

what an ass... chavs should be shot, better yet hanged!

[chavkillerUK]

yep a nice slow death erhm like working in McD's oh wait they already do that :D

[ninja886]

haha wah a dumb fuck, nice one mate for de vid

[chavkillerUK]

your welcome :d