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  • 2:34 So that's how he masturbates apparently.....

  • This is hard to watch ... I stopped at 2:15

  • i love your videos you're so expressive you should be an actor one day :)

  • st stt s ssss sttt st t-t t-t-t stt-t-t-tutter

  • Hmmm, must be Canadian.

  • @kop500500 you must be uneducated.

  • im really fast.....WATCH THIS. *ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* yeah....um,

  • I want to finish his sentences for him

  • This kid is fuuuuuuuudged. Oh buddy I'd love to play him in gym class.

  • Rage mode on!

  • Rage mode on!

  • I am in love with you :D

  • thts only legal if u have pads

  • i love his awkward moments after his jokes when he stares around blank

  • hahah wtf

    

  • What a moron. I would love to hit the ice with that kid. Show him what a check really is

  • French SSS-TT-U-TTT-ERRR 

  • This is hard to masterbate to.

  • I hate hockey and I know that what he said was not a check.

  • PLISSSHHH!! FIIZZZUUH DOUUUUCHHE!

  • and the sticks from a tree thing wasn't funny

  • Eli Manning used to play hockey in PE?

  • Actually you scored 3 goals in 4.5 mins and theses no I in team u dum idiot

  • 1. i can get quad hattie in like 2 mins

    2. no your not good

    3. hitting someone in the back of the leg with ur stick is called a slash dumb fuck

  • @BananuhzHD Internet thrashing...wut are you 12?

  • @Prefixgang Saying wut instead of what...... Waht are you teenage girl?

  • 5:08 thats all i have to say

    

  • 0:03

  • the next crosby

  • Can't tell if he is trying to be funny or socially awkward....

  • by far the best daxflame video

  • SO CHIGGIDY CHECK YOSELF BEFO YOU WRECK YOSELF!!

  • You would probably get at least ejected from the game in my league if not suspended for a) not knowing the rules of the game b) committing what sounds like a very vicious slash and c) disrespecting a coach/official in the way that he did.

    God, I would fucking rail this kid so hard if I ever saw him do something like this.

  • you know the rules of hockey as well as a new born baby

  • the more i watch your videos the more i want to punch my computer

  • Your a friken retard! U can't fucking hit someone with your stick! It's called a body check because u use your shoulder or you hip to hit the guy! In real ice hockey u would get a penalty for hitting a guy with your fucking stick. I know this cuse I'm Canadian and I play on a competitive ice hockey team!

  • @SeerealMan your the man

  • @SeerealMan Or...It's called "Slashing" Body Check = hitting someone with your...body...

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  • Do you Watch your videos before you post them?

  • Ur soo cool dude!! Message me?

  • Dax is the KING

  • LMAO 4:39 thaannk you for the imitation XD

  • maybe its tiime to retire buddy stop posting videos

  • weirdo

    

  • LOL WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT

  • omg i loughing so hard right now in the start of the video ok so hello trhur mhhm hur 0:3

  • PLISH! DA-DOUCHE!

  • like i was pumin out iron! oh yeah! go dax!

  • @badmintonchamp01 stick to badminton, fuckhead.

  • @minggordon Have you been educated in any shape or form?

  • cha cha cha chickity cha chickity check yourself before you wreck yourself!

  • dont hate tha playa hate tha game

  • dude, you do realize that a check doesn't involve a stick rite?

    it's called high sticking and it's an illegal move.

  • watta fag not even funny

  • flish is douch and I hit him in da calves

  • @nathanPWN

    totally michael Scott, he's practicing for threat level midnight

  • this is the gayest fag ive ever seen and ya know yah well so haha yah so um

  • you're a fucking retard. thats a penalty in hockey you're lucky you didnt get your ass kicked by the guy you hit

  • so nobody was trying but he's happy to score 3 goals.

  • micheal scott's teenage years

  • @hooperuno why start a war? I have Narwhals I can throw at you, you better watch out.

  • shut. up.

  • dude the resen they dont score that much goals is becase they are geting noked aroud lot

  • dude.... you are braggin and your not cool.......

    NERD

  • your team scored 0 so that says a lot

  • Hey anus face how are we today. You engineer scrubshit mothersucker.

  • checking another players cav's is an illegal check any ways lolol learn the rules

  • this kid is clearly messed up in the head and everywhere else

  • Obviously this fucktard is from Canada. Cause no American child, no matter how mental, cares about scoring in such a pussy game as hockey. And really, why get pissed at stupid shit? The more I watch these vids, the more I wanna kill this cock sucking wastes of space.

  • @MrBeastmastr Dude really Canada jokes? im really not going to start a youtube nation war

  • lol if this is real, my god, i thought i was akward

  • 5:31

    OMFG funniest fucking thing ever

  • This kid needs to cam his shit.get a life

  • we use sticks from a treeee oooohooo look at mee electric tree stick.

  • You are right Dax, that coach is out of control. He is on my last nerves too.

  • you make me wanna shit on puppies and that's just not right

  • hahaha hes such a queer :L

  • the kid you jackass

  • I got suspended for unzipping my zipper. suspended for sexual harassment. WHY! please tell me if this is sexual harassment.

  • cHICKEDY CHECK YOUR SELF BEFORE U RECK YOURE SELF

  • consider your self before you wreck your self

  • press 7 PLUSH FIZZ DOUCHE!

  • ok biggest dork ever !!!!!!!! i have an awesome since of humor i dont find his jokes funny at all :/

  • @Melissa10160 LOl your missing out on a lot! He isn't trying to be funny, This is actually how he acts...In my class theres a girl that acts exactly like him..She is super smart but acts kinda mental like this!

  • like u was pumpin iron bro!!!

  • He looks more like he plays wow than hockey

  • yeah, that's called a slash, a highly illegal move. u don't know your rules very much do u. and 3 goals in 6 minutes isn't that good when nobody is trying. u must really suck

  • this is hilarious

  • I can just feel the awkward emanating from you.

  • That's slahing not checking, it's a penalty & since he's on a breakaway it's a penalty shot :p

  • hahahahah thats actually called a slash... and umm, its a penalty, and since he was on a breakaway it would have given the other team a penalty shot as well, so ya.....

  • sorry, bud. coach is right. that was slashing or tripping. which is a penalty. love your shows, you crack me up. good job on the hat trick (3 goals).

  • @mckangas HE COMES UP WITH THESE STORIES TO MAKE US LAUGH

  • autistic much

  • and also while your at it press 8 a also

  • keep pressing 7 lol xD

  • "sticks from a tree" I love how he laughs at his own joke.

  • "checked his calves" hahahahaha

  • Sounds more like a slash than a check to me..but what do I know I haven't played hockey for like 10 years.

  • if you wouldve got checked you wouldve cried and told your imaginary girlfriend and probly went and wrote in your diary

  • am i the only one who wants to punch him in the face

  • maybe your opponents were imaginary just like your girlfriend

  • even if he is fake i appreciate the humour

  • you are the ridiculous one

  • 4:08 to 4:13 !! <33 my favorite ur the best ha

  • @foxracer5513 hahaha xD "plsshhhh! de douche"

  • @Ewahl91 i use that line all the time and people think im nuts

  • keep pressing 3, 7 or 8

  • This guy is legitimately the funniest guy on YouTube! It's amazing to me to see all these people that don't realise that he is acting. Smartest comedy on the internet, keep up the fantastic work!

  • @stokesy10101 idk if hes acting ..but hes so funny

  • @foxracer5513 he is :)

  • Ya that coach was wrong.

  • Its funny how he laughs and then realises that no one is laughing with him .

  • thats slashing. a check is either a body check when u slam into him with ur body or when u kind of stay on him and shove him a bit. thats slashing ur a dirty asshole he should have got a penalty shot

  •  3:16 Shocker

  • LOL "Worst Gay Senerio" 3:51

  • 4:08 LOL

    

  • LOL, he calls him a wuss for getting mad at him for hitting him with a stick. Dax got hit by a basketball and started crying xD What a fag

  • "BLISH, DOOSH BKEAGNBLA, right in the back of his calves!"

  • @GnatMinion It was against the preset rules of the game.

  • retard

  • 4:10 as well

  • 5:10

  • DON'T HATE THA PLAYAH HATE THE GAME

  • 4:42 WEET WEET WEEEET WEET WEEEEET

  • @KillerzNinja we need a dubstep remix

  • i wonder how many friends this kid has

  • im not a hater but this kid is a little weird

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  • so yes yes i scor scored the goal in 1 1 1 minuate

  • do that in a game where they play with "sticks from trees" and it'll be a penalty. coming from a ref here.

  • The fact that this guy is actually acting makes it more amazing. Incredible.

  • 5:10 BSHUDSHEHHH hahahahhahaa

  • I love reading peoples' comments who have just discovered The Dax. They just don't know they love him yet.

  • ouch man u seriously need some help like holy shit.

  • Rushing back to the defensive zone in response to an opposing team's attack. Players often try to 'rub up' behind the player with the puck to bother them. At the same time they try to hit the puck away with their stick.

  • Oh, we're talking about things we wish would happen?

  • He's just blooin on his LITTLE WISTLE.

  • excuse me...may i please kill you?

  • Mom

  • I feel bad for his mon

  • omg i hate you so much

  • i think he scored three goals in 6 minutes you guys ;)

  • Dude it's not a check. It's called slashing. And guess what. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. Your lucky u didn't get arrested for assault. Jack ass. Do every one a favor don't make any more videos.

  • @mmichaud63 He's acting you dickhead.

  • Dont hate the player hate the game.

  • And what the hell "Tree Stick?" not funny

  • Fuck u your just a hater. What would you do if your coach found out you said this about him. I bet you be like "I'm SOOO scared" behind his back but not face to face. I bet your not even fast,good at hokey, scored "75%" of the goals. Just say 3 not "75%" gork.

  • I'm not tryin to rip in this kid for his condition or anything, but I just wanted to point out to him that that could be a slash or a trip, not a shoulder or hip check

  • Yo, you guys are fucked up though...he can't help his damn condition, any of you guys that talk shit to a mental kid on youtube, you are so bad ass. Teach me please.

  • @Frosty7o4 hes acting out a created character you twat, that is not how he normally acts 

  • @Frosty7o4 Have you ever heard of, oh what was it called, ACTING???

  • your a faggot

  • 'he he tree stick.' lmao

  • You didn't 'check' him, thats called slashing.

  • u suck at hockey

    

  • When is the last time school rules allowed smashing other people with sticks? Never. If I was that guy who you knocked over, I would be playing hockey with your head.

  • dude tell me where you live because if you are across the world i will kill you

  • You fucking dumb ass the only reason you scored 4 goals in total is cause congrats but your the best hockey in the retarded class and that cheak is a slash you dumb fuck suck my dick

  • Dax, are you a retard Dax: 0:48

  • your retarded

  • this kid is brilliant!

  • Phycologist: Dax's do you have a dildo?

    Dax: 0:35

  • Today I was playing football and I kicked a guy in the nuts and choked him out. That's called a tackle if you don't know football.

  • thats not a check a slash

  • ya because a check is smacking someone in the back of the legs? gayyyyyy

  • actually the more i watch it the more you remind me of my mentally challenged cousin........

    or just REALLY gay. if you have any friends they, along with you, shall be killed with fire.

  • if this dudes not gay then osama's still alive and well.

  • If i saw u while I was driving I would go out of my way to plow you over just because your so fucking weird

  • You sound just like a kid at my school. He's a serious fag and like to thinks he rules the world.

  • @TheRCIfan01 same dude nice way to put it

  • DONT HATE THE PLAYA HATE THEY GAYAAAAAAAME.

  • the coach goes crazy! -starts doing a pig call-

  • U gotta be a lot less angery and shit and not be weird and made my day haha tree stick

  • Okay dude I'm not trying to be mean but smacking someones calves with a stick is not a fucking check it is called a slash and 3 goals in 6 minutes is not hard

  • This kids gotta be autistic...