You would probably get at least ejected from the game in my league if not suspended for a) not knowing the rules of the game b) committing what sounds like a very vicious slash and c) disrespecting a coach/official in the way that he did.
God, I would fucking rail this kid so hard if I ever saw him do something like this.
Your a friken retard! U can't fucking hit someone with your stick! It's called a body check because u use your shoulder or you hip to hit the guy! In real ice hockey u would get a penalty for hitting a guy with your fucking stick. I know this cuse I'm Canadian and I play on a competitive ice hockey team!
Obviously this fucktard is from Canada. Cause no American child, no matter how mental, cares about scoring in such a pussy game as hockey. And really, why get pissed at stupid shit? The more I watch these vids, the more I wanna kill this cock sucking wastes of space.
@Melissa10160 LOl your missing out on a lot! He isn't trying to be funny, This is actually how he acts...In my class theres a girl that acts exactly like him..She is super smart but acts kinda mental like this!
yeah, that's called a slash, a highly illegal move. u don't know your rules very much do u. and 3 goals in 6 minutes isn't that good when nobody is trying. u must really suck
hahahahah thats actually called a slash... and umm, its a penalty, and since he was on a breakaway it would have given the other team a penalty shot as well, so ya.....
This guy is legitimately the funniest guy on YouTube! It's amazing to me to see all these people that don't realise that he is acting. Smartest comedy on the internet, keep up the fantastic work!
thats slashing. a check is either a body check when u slam into him with ur body or when u kind of stay on him and shove him a bit. thats slashing ur a dirty asshole he should have got a penalty shot
Rushing back to the defensive zone in response to an opposing team's attack. Players often try to 'rub up' behind the player with the puck to bother them. At the same time they try to hit the puck away with their stick.
Dude it's not a check. It's called slashing. And guess what. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. Your lucky u didn't get arrested for assault. Jack ass. Do every one a favor don't make any more videos.
Fuck u your just a hater. What would you do if your coach found out you said this about him. I bet you be like "I'm SOOO scared" behind his back but not face to face. I bet your not even fast,good at hokey, scored "75%" of the goals. Just say 3 not "75%" gork.
I'm not tryin to rip in this kid for his condition or anything, but I just wanted to point out to him that that could be a slash or a trip, not a shoulder or hip check
Yo, you guys are fucked up though...he can't help his damn condition, any of you guys that talk shit to a mental kid on youtube, you are so bad ass. Teach me please.
When is the last time school rules allowed smashing other people with sticks? Never. If I was that guy who you knocked over, I would be playing hockey with your head.
You fucking dumb ass the only reason you scored 4 goals in total is cause congrats but your the best hockey in the retarded class and that cheak is a slash you dumb fuck suck my dick
Okay dude I'm not trying to be mean but smacking someones calves with a stick is not a fucking check it is called a slash and 3 goals in 6 minutes is not hard
2:34 So that's how he masturbates apparently.....
lMadGamingl 1 day ago
This is hard to watch ... I stopped at 2:15
DisKoFreakEN 1 day ago
i love your videos you're so expressive you should be an actor one day :)
uniquenesshascharm 2 days ago
st stt s ssss sttt st t-t t-t-t stt-t-t-tutter
l0udcheese 3 days ago
Hmmm, must be Canadian.
kop500500 5 days ago
@kop500500 you must be uneducated.
flowKINGstaa 17 hours ago
im really fast.....WATCH THIS. *ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* yeah....um,
kop500500 5 days ago
I want to finish his sentences for him
ILikeHouseMusik 6 days ago
This kid is fuuuuuuuudged. Oh buddy I'd love to play him in gym class.
LittleMur410 6 days ago
Rage mode on!
ICanGameToo 1 week ago
Rage mode on!
ICanGameToo 1 week ago
I am in love with you :D
oheytherekaty 1 week ago in playlist More videos from Daxflame
thts only legal if u have pads
FragrantPuma746 1 week ago
i love his awkward moments after his jokes when he stares around blank
LiquidDNBNZ 1 week ago
hahah wtf
MrAdasbozek 1 week ago
What a moron. I would love to hit the ice with that kid. Show him what a check really is
Ryanbuch42081 1 week ago
French SSS-TT-U-TTT-ERRR
Lauren21288 1 week ago
This is hard to masterbate to.
Osedaxxx 1 week ago 9
I hate hockey and I know that what he said was not a check.
MrDman2912 1 week ago
PLISSSHHH!! FIIZZZUUH DOUUUUCHHE!
cartmankyle222 1 week ago in playlist More videos from Daxflame 3
and the sticks from a tree thing wasn't funny
BananuhzHD 1 week ago
Eli Manning used to play hockey in PE?
misterputter 1 week ago
Actually you scored 3 goals in 4.5 mins and theses no I in team u dum idiot
Postmankiller11 1 week ago
1. i can get quad hattie in like 2 mins
2. no your not good
3. hitting someone in the back of the leg with ur stick is called a slash dumb fuck
BananuhzHD 2 weeks ago
@BananuhzHD Internet thrashing...wut are you 12?
Prefixgang 1 week ago
@Prefixgang Saying wut instead of what...... Waht are you teenage girl?
BananuhzHD 13 hours ago
5:08 thats all i have to say
TheAirster 2 weeks ago
0:03
5mgarvey 2 weeks ago
the next crosby
forselanne8 2 weeks ago
Can't tell if he is trying to be funny or socially awkward....
solidertaco 2 weeks ago
by far the best daxflame video
Qnastygetcashty 2 weeks ago
SO CHIGGIDY CHECK YOSELF BEFO YOU WRECK YOSELF!!
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You would probably get at least ejected from the game in my league if not suspended for a) not knowing the rules of the game b) committing what sounds like a very vicious slash and c) disrespecting a coach/official in the way that he did.
God, I would fucking rail this kid so hard if I ever saw him do something like this.
cbusbballcleat31 3 weeks ago
you know the rules of hockey as well as a new born baby
CloudInsideUrHouse 3 weeks ago
the more i watch your videos the more i want to punch my computer
TheMjmoonwalker2 3 weeks ago
Your a friken retard! U can't fucking hit someone with your stick! It's called a body check because u use your shoulder or you hip to hit the guy! In real ice hockey u would get a penalty for hitting a guy with your fucking stick. I know this cuse I'm Canadian and I play on a competitive ice hockey team!
SeerealMan 3 weeks ago
@SeerealMan your the man
BCeaglesfan978 3 weeks ago
@SeerealMan Or...It's called "Slashing" Body Check = hitting someone with your...body...
jemurphy14 1 week ago
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Xcampling2k 4 weeks ago
Do you Watch your videos before you post them?
mrdeetothejay 4 weeks ago
Ur soo cool dude!! Message me?
JessicaNicole101 1 month ago
Dax is the KING
QuadropheniaBrosef 1 month ago
LMAO 4:39 thaannk you for the imitation XD
OniellSurfin 1 month ago
maybe its tiime to retire buddy stop posting videos
bigseven1998 1 month ago
weirdo
MrInfur 1 month ago
LOL WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT
JustineeBeauty 1 month ago
omg i loughing so hard right now in the start of the video ok so hello trhur mhhm hur 0:3
XX11norwaygamers11XX 1 month ago
PLISH! DA-DOUCHE!
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like i was pumin out iron! oh yeah! go dax!
blank468 1 month ago
@badmintonchamp01 stick to badminton, fuckhead.
13adamdewar 1 month ago
@minggordon Have you been educated in any shape or form?
13adamdewar 1 month ago
cha cha cha chickity cha chickity check yourself before you wreck yourself!
chucklez1016 1 month ago
dont hate tha playa hate tha game
ymcmbmmg1000 1 month ago
dude, you do realize that a check doesn't involve a stick rite?
it's called high sticking and it's an illegal move.
StormyGoldbeast 1 month ago
watta fag not even funny
G4rgL3Mym4Yo 1 month ago
flish is douch and I hit him in da calves
horsedickdotmpg34 1 month ago
@nathanPWN
totally michael Scott, he's practicing for threat level midnight
yoopfro 1 month ago
this is the gayest fag ive ever seen and ya know yah well so haha yah so um
minggordon 1 month ago
you're a fucking retard. thats a penalty in hockey you're lucky you didnt get your ass kicked by the guy you hit
badmintonchamp01 2 months ago
so nobody was trying but he's happy to score 3 goals.
badmintonchamp01 2 months ago
micheal scott's teenage years
nathanPWN 2 months ago
@hooperuno why start a war? I have Narwhals I can throw at you, you better watch out.
MrBeastmastr 2 months ago
shut. up.
KingKanzKan 2 months ago
dude the resen they dont score that much goals is becase they are geting noked aroud lot
rangerdaniel1 2 months ago
dude.... you are braggin and your not cool.......
NERD
animecrazy125 2 months ago
your team scored 0 so that says a lot
Kylehuge21 2 months ago
Hey anus face how are we today. You engineer scrubshit mothersucker.
MrDan5324 2 months ago
checking another players cav's is an illegal check any ways lolol learn the rules
joshclark6308 2 months ago
this kid is clearly messed up in the head and everywhere else
HeCTiKPaRDoX 3 months ago
Obviously this fucktard is from Canada. Cause no American child, no matter how mental, cares about scoring in such a pussy game as hockey. And really, why get pissed at stupid shit? The more I watch these vids, the more I wanna kill this cock sucking wastes of space.
MrBeastmastr 3 months ago
@MrBeastmastr Dude really Canada jokes? im really not going to start a youtube nation war
hooperuno 2 months ago
lol if this is real, my god, i thought i was akward
Dontpickmelast101 3 months ago
5:31
OMFG funniest fucking thing ever
chilliecheesecake 3 months ago
This kid needs to cam his shit.get a life
greenbike15 3 months ago
we use sticks from a treeee oooohooo look at mee electric tree stick.
epiclulz66 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Daxflame
You are right Dax, that coach is out of control. He is on my last nerves too.
doitforthekids1 3 months ago
you make me wanna shit on puppies and that's just not right
forevernumb1 3 months ago
hahaha hes such a queer :L
HERMAPHRIDITE 3 months ago
the kid you jackass
imnotyou178 3 months ago
I got suspended for unzipping my zipper. suspended for sexual harassment. WHY! please tell me if this is sexual harassment.
vietkidd47 3 months ago
cHICKEDY CHECK YOUR SELF BEFORE U RECK YOURE SELF
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lmfao623 3 months ago
consider your self before you wreck your self
crispyballz 3 months ago
press 7 PLUSH FIZZ DOUCHE!
TheMangoMovie 4 months ago
ok biggest dork ever !!!!!!!! i have an awesome since of humor i dont find his jokes funny at all :/
Melissa10160 4 months ago
@Melissa10160 LOl your missing out on a lot! He isn't trying to be funny, This is actually how he acts...In my class theres a girl that acts exactly like him..She is super smart but acts kinda mental like this!
iCasper00 3 months ago
like u was pumpin iron bro!!!
zambo909 4 months ago
He looks more like he plays wow than hockey
BobCMcDonald 4 months ago
yeah, that's called a slash, a highly illegal move. u don't know your rules very much do u. and 3 goals in 6 minutes isn't that good when nobody is trying. u must really suck
Spartan0057 4 months ago
this is hilarious
MadZombieBS 4 months ago
I can just feel the awkward emanating from you.
darkstalker80 4 months ago 31
That's slahing not checking, it's a penalty & since he's on a breakaway it's a penalty shot :p
RandomageProductions 4 months ago
hahahahah thats actually called a slash... and umm, its a penalty, and since he was on a breakaway it would have given the other team a penalty shot as well, so ya.....
freejunkboy 4 months ago
sorry, bud. coach is right. that was slashing or tripping. which is a penalty. love your shows, you crack me up. good job on the hat trick (3 goals).
mckangas 4 months ago 6
@mckangas HE COMES UP WITH THESE STORIES TO MAKE US LAUGH
XJamesHetfield69X 1 month ago
autistic much
GREYDE2 4 months ago
and also while your at it press 8 a also
sonicglove 4 months ago
keep pressing 7 lol xD
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Rileytheidiot736 4 months ago
"sticks from a tree" I love how he laughs at his own joke.
krissmith57 5 months ago
"checked his calves" hahahahaha
alexknaz 5 months ago
Sounds more like a slash than a check to me..but what do I know I haven't played hockey for like 10 years.
darkwater2691 5 months ago
if you wouldve got checked you wouldve cried and told your imaginary girlfriend and probly went and wrote in your diary
cotymcnabb 5 months ago
am i the only one who wants to punch him in the face
cotymcnabb 5 months ago
maybe your opponents were imaginary just like your girlfriend
cotymcnabb 5 months ago
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cotymcnabb 5 months ago
even if he is fake i appreciate the humour
sandell321 5 months ago
you are the ridiculous one
mexicanMAYBE 5 months ago
4:08 to 4:13 !! <33 my favorite ur the best ha
foxracer5513 5 months ago
@foxracer5513 hahaha xD "plsshhhh! de douche"
Ewahl91 5 months ago
@Ewahl91 i use that line all the time and people think im nuts
foxracer5513 5 months ago
keep pressing 3, 7 or 8
thatsfornoobs 5 months ago
This guy is legitimately the funniest guy on YouTube! It's amazing to me to see all these people that don't realise that he is acting. Smartest comedy on the internet, keep up the fantastic work!
stokesy10101 5 months ago
@stokesy10101 idk if hes acting ..but hes so funny
foxracer5513 5 months ago
@foxracer5513 he is :)
Ewahl91 5 months ago
Ya that coach was wrong.
FinnTehHuman1337 5 months ago
Its funny how he laughs and then realises that no one is laughing with him .
tauriuxs12 5 months ago
thats slashing. a check is either a body check when u slam into him with ur body or when u kind of stay on him and shove him a bit. thats slashing ur a dirty asshole he should have got a penalty shot
MrKiller6787 5 months ago
3:16 Shocker
motoxryder837 5 months ago
LOL "Worst Gay Senerio" 3:51
hotpinklove09 5 months ago
4:08 LOL
xEXCJ4COB 5 months ago
LOL, he calls him a wuss for getting mad at him for hitting him with a stick. Dax got hit by a basketball and started crying xD What a fag
pratttan 5 months ago
"BLISH, DOOSH BKEAGNBLA, right in the back of his calves!"
pratttan 5 months ago
@GnatMinion It was against the preset rules of the game.
pratttan 5 months ago
retard
moviemaker1004 5 months ago
4:10 as well
apacolypseday 5 months ago
5:10
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Glitchingmarksmen 6 months ago
DON'T HATE THA PLAYAH HATE THE GAME
Metrenoid 6 months ago
4:42 WEET WEET WEEEET WEET WEEEEET
KillerzNinja 6 months ago 38
@KillerzNinja we need a dubstep remix
thatsfornoobs 5 months ago
i wonder how many friends this kid has
TomCatxx1 6 months ago
im not a hater but this kid is a little weird
THErealUNDEAD1 6 months ago
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THErealUNDEAD1 6 months ago
so yes yes i scor scored the goal in 1 1 1 minuate
capsrock28 6 months ago
do that in a game where they play with "sticks from trees" and it'll be a penalty. coming from a ref here.
RayceFace 6 months ago
The fact that this guy is actually acting makes it more amazing. Incredible.
gentlemendestroy 6 months ago
5:10 BSHUDSHEHHH hahahahhahaa
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PlayStationGlobe01 6 months ago
I love reading peoples' comments who have just discovered The Dax. They just don't know they love him yet.
caleb144 6 months ago
ouch man u seriously need some help like holy shit.
SuperMuzzbuzz 6 months ago
Rushing back to the defensive zone in response to an opposing team's attack. Players often try to 'rub up' behind the player with the puck to bother them. At the same time they try to hit the puck away with their stick.
TheSmilingElephants 6 months ago
Oh, we're talking about things we wish would happen?
MrSocksrock 6 months ago
He's just blooin on his LITTLE WISTLE.
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BlackAttack94 6 months ago
excuse me...may i please kill you?
GodDamnitJake80 7 months ago
Mom
Sillybean98 7 months ago
I feel bad for his mon
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getoswordsmen 7 months ago
omg i hate you so much
AnnzH 7 months ago
i think he scored three goals in 6 minutes you guys ;)
frogattack4 7 months ago
Dude it's not a check. It's called slashing. And guess what. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. Your lucky u didn't get arrested for assault. Jack ass. Do every one a favor don't make any more videos.
mmichaud63 7 months ago
@mmichaud63 He's acting you dickhead.
Eleforgey 6 months ago
Dont hate the player hate the game.
Busker9A7X 7 months ago
And what the hell "Tree Stick?" not funny
hottoontownpost 7 months ago
Fuck u your just a hater. What would you do if your coach found out you said this about him. I bet you be like "I'm SOOO scared" behind his back but not face to face. I bet your not even fast,good at hokey, scored "75%" of the goals. Just say 3 not "75%" gork.
hottoontownpost 7 months ago
I'm not tryin to rip in this kid for his condition or anything, but I just wanted to point out to him that that could be a slash or a trip, not a shoulder or hip check
DailyFiber98 7 months ago
Yo, you guys are fucked up though...he can't help his damn condition, any of you guys that talk shit to a mental kid on youtube, you are so bad ass. Teach me please.
Frosty7o4 7 months ago
@Frosty7o4 hes acting out a created character you twat, that is not how he normally acts
Jeffreybuttons 7 months ago
@Frosty7o4 Have you ever heard of, oh what was it called, ACTING???
KramLlessur 7 months ago
your a faggot
MrDannyboii 7 months ago
'he he tree stick.' lmao
comsci12 7 months ago
You didn't 'check' him, thats called slashing.
comsci12 7 months ago
u suck at hockey
Cag1234321 7 months ago
When is the last time school rules allowed smashing other people with sticks? Never. If I was that guy who you knocked over, I would be playing hockey with your head.
Aadrianseth 7 months ago
dude tell me where you live because if you are across the world i will kill you
564ferret 7 months ago
You fucking dumb ass the only reason you scored 4 goals in total is cause congrats but your the best hockey in the retarded class and that cheak is a slash you dumb fuck suck my dick
EAsports1997 7 months ago
Dax, are you a retard Dax: 0:48
iTubeYou1999 7 months ago
your retarded
bballboy6784 7 months ago
this kid is brilliant!
MckayFamily09 7 months ago 13
Phycologist: Dax's do you have a dildo?
Dax: 0:35
RuffSkwad1 8 months ago
Today I was playing football and I kicked a guy in the nuts and choked him out. That's called a tackle if you don't know football.
FunnyJunkTV 8 months ago
thats not a check a slash
ilythekid1 8 months ago
ya because a check is smacking someone in the back of the legs? gayyyyyy
harrythelate 8 months ago
actually the more i watch it the more you remind me of my mentally challenged cousin........
or just REALLY gay. if you have any friends they, along with you, shall be killed with fire.
ballks18 8 months ago
if this dudes not gay then osama's still alive and well.
ballks18 8 months ago
If i saw u while I was driving I would go out of my way to plow you over just because your so fucking weird
OnlinGamingCommunity 8 months ago
You sound just like a kid at my school. He's a serious fag and like to thinks he rules the world.
TheRCIfan01 8 months ago 3
@TheRCIfan01 same dude nice way to put it
AdamPalmerMusic 8 months ago
DONT HATE THE PLAYA HATE THEY GAYAAAAAAAME.
seejoeyrun 8 months ago
the coach goes crazy! -starts doing a pig call-
bray610 8 months ago
U gotta be a lot less angery and shit and not be weird and made my day haha tree stick
shayzboyz55 8 months ago
Okay dude I'm not trying to be mean but smacking someones calves with a stick is not a fucking check it is called a slash and 3 goals in 6 minutes is not hard
shayzboyz55 8 months ago
This kids gotta be autistic...
BearishZach 8 months ago