One evening, before I had my customary mug of warm milk, I sat down awkwardly at the kitchen table. Something had gone wrong with my testicles, I knew this straight away. I stood, wondering what to do. I could feel something severely out of place, and, while running my fingers around the smooth curves of my left tesicle, I found a large lump. Worried I fetched the carving knife and swiftly made a small incision into the left side of my scrotum.
the arrogance...
Jowind 3 years ago
One evening, before I had my customary mug of warm milk, I sat down awkwardly at the kitchen table. Something had gone wrong with my testicles, I knew this straight away. I stood, wondering what to do. I could feel something severely out of place, and, while running my fingers around the smooth curves of my left tesicle, I found a large lump. Worried I fetched the carving knife and swiftly made a small incision into the left side of my scrotum.
koopatroopa007 3 years ago
Lol.. crease up!
mykeysnave 4 years ago
Nice one mate...loved the bit at the end in the play ground. Hilarious!
elliejp 4 years ago
safe cal slash bigmac
dangally 4 years ago
That totally rocks Dude! I think I'll become a BigMac-O-Maniac!!
Leevildotcodotuk 4 years ago
crease, big mac aka trent mackintosh, actually really good.
pooshootpad 4 years ago
"slam dunk your funk"... HAHHAHAHA fantastic
Schmoliver 4 years ago
callum,
that was amazing!
keep up the good work
jimmythelegendaryret 4 years ago
haha yes callum! that's pure don. maggot.
orientbutler 4 years ago
o the spare time.... lol. i love it!!! you make me proud lol x
kimboleeBP 4 years ago
Hahaha
That is hilarious man
keep up the good work
=)
over18boys 4 years ago