Gay Bar Rejection Tutorial

[ftbuddy]

Too cute!--stay optimistic!

[cagnazzo82]

God it sucks being gay doesn't it. If there were a cure I'd sign up in a heartbeat.

[WilliamKwaak]

@cagnazzo82 No copping out.

[elmondark]

i certainly wouldnt reject you :)

you're adorable ^^

[NickAgostino33]

omg this was hilarious and spot on, loved it!

[tiltyaheadbak4]

"thank god you have your cat" my life in a nutshell

[djericmitchellxtc]

I think I've finally found someone who's more negative and sarcastic then me. It's a miracle.

[b5i6teme]

I think I'm developing a small crush on you...

[CorduroyRoadME]

You're the cutest! I can't believe any of this applies to you.

[djfagzilla]

24 yr old. 7.5" cut 6'1" lets do this.... 

[giovanniimperiale]

really? a hot goy with a nice beard a sexy voice, fucking Woody Allen cigarette holder, drinking jack daniels with movie posters on the background and an animal lover? I LOVE YOU and I NEED YOU to be mine NOW!

[Josh1j2]

=/ I always get the masturbating homeless guy. 

[squirtle0990]

IM GONNA DIE SAD FAT AND ALONE Headline will read: 500 lb shut in found dead after 3 weeks under a pile of old Newsweek and my little pony collection

[SIMKINYX]

"What a cutie!" I already concluded and then he started kissing the kitty...I melted.



[soyntgo4it]

You must be a lonely person

[reallyimeanreally0]

Story. of. my. fucking. life

wtf we're both cute too.

[Jasonsboxx]

Fucking Love it !!!!

[americanfitch66]

I absolutely love the irony that a guy who looks like him will never be rejected at a bar. Like lets be real, not T no shade but it's hilarious.

[tertam72]

Yeah, that's my life. Besides I neither drink nor smoke.

Funny vid, including cat!

[Kierphe]

KITTY! <3

[bbg372]

I see a ring on your finger. Me thinks you have a boyfriend.

[strecos]

"a little head bob never hurts"

[roninmatsumoto]

Your Other kitty is so cute. And so are you

[sheaellington2]

I wouldnt ever turn YOU down in a bar.....

[stephenmcmahon2002]

great video. wish i had pets to come home to lol

[69McJesus]

He's so hot. I wanna spank him until he smiles and lick him royal.

[tersenode]

I enjoyed this video very much and would vote for you as my congressman. Or, if you want to come be in our game night that is cool, too. Your outlook is healthier than anyone I know so you are way ahead. Plus, I have a wagon of booze ... so. Hooray!

[imagesandkeys]

Come visit Chicago! There are... some bars... that aren't like that... all the time.

... ahh, fuck it.

[Guinnesso]

Man, let me tell you, I'd look away so fast after making eye contact with you while absentmindedly staring. And then I'd feel like the biggest ass and feel the imaginary judgement for the rest of the evening while I replay Braid on my Xbox 360 and stare at this one magazine with Josh Holloway on the cover and repeatedly mumble to myself "fuck it, why do I still bother."

It's a compliment, really.

[KrazyKid2O]

Ik im not the only one who thinks yer gorgeous.

[jw2k]

Dude, you're gorgeous - what fucked up bars are you going to where nobody talks to you?!

[s0nginmyheart]

I totally looked up the CL posting ID LOL

[brittenfan77]

i know that story line altogether too well... that was awesome.

[BlueNote27]

Man, I could awkwardly look away and pretend I wasn't interested in you all night. 

[johnchristopherblack]

what a stupid video

[shakycam3]

Wow. LMFAO.  Poor kitty.

[dhillkc]

Adorable. 

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

Cute :-)

[vxhorusxv]

HAHA. This is awesome!!

[SereneFire88]

Sorry, but that pic of the 50 year old dude looked HOT. 2:27 is my fav. part. "And when you feel like you're cool enough, you can turn around. Ohhp, he's gone..." :-D I could NOT stop laughing!

[jovanASM2006]

Buahahaha! I loved it!

[Iconology]

P.S maaybe we should make the noise the cat makes to make people aware that we are single?

[Iconology]

I'd buy you a drink. You wanna try being 5 ft 4 and going to a gay bar alone. You get preyed on y the bigger older guys immediately. And I'm usually petrified.

[lawnboyinthehood1980]

Makes you feel better I was to weak to even jerk off because I'm recovering from food poisoning .

[rrocket71]

nice FEBREEZE

[JumpinJim1975]

ROTFLMAO! I loved the vid and so true.

[Lessli89]

I LOVE...!

[foxxxdude]

Doesn't matter you're going home alone. :P

[20Alves]

nice vid man helped me out a lot

[anubis1974]

Funny is sexy:)

[Variance83]

Now i feel sorry for the weird guys sat at the bar randomly nodding their head i always ignore. Sorry x

[rxcxavier7]

Funny, but true. I wish I could actually meet you.

[bayernnow]

LOL a sweaty grease bag will slap your ass!

[DirBlair]

hahahahaah, that was great. LOL.  I wouldn't reject you at the bar.

[mojomike]

The first shirt was the best one. IMO. :-)

[NaenianPlague]

Well of course the key to love is destroying your lungs with cigarettes and altering your social behavior with alcohol. Get yo shit togetha, you have some things to get rid of before anyone will want to have you. Coming from a guy in a 3 and a half year relationship with another guy, and I don't drink or smoke.

[SomeTipsForLife]

@NaenianPlague Yea, the key to love is not smoking or drinking. Smokers and drinkers never find love. Only humorless straight-edged people, and the love is usually found on a pedestal.

[lipidrafts]

@NaenianPlague That has to be the stupidest thing I've read in...days, at least. What a thrilling life you must lead and how thankful we all are that you shared such valuable insight with the rest of us on finding happiness.

Me: ~10 years married. Weekend smoker. Regular drinker. Full time asshole.

[emilharentis]

creepy gay

[PeterAbu22]

THATS ME!

[mojomike]

@PeterAbu22 me too.. forever alone.. :-/

[aznriceboi1011]

i know how it feels bro. it is really hard to deal with this at my point in life =[

[Olympus1]

Terrifyingly accurate. Funny enough, you don't have to be alone for this to still go down exactly like this. Going out with a girlfriend or gay friend, shit still goes down exactly the same way.

At least I'm not the only one haha

[thuggie1]

i just won't to hug him

[andrewrocks10]

awwww your so cute!

[MAXSILVAist]

yea theres no way in hell ur alone ur so cute and sexy that i bet u have a perfect bf

[ThunderousWake]

There is NO way that you are single. Lets be real.

[IRISistibleMakeup]

aaawww the kitty <3

[carledwards18]

This is my life... oh god it makes me want to reach for the bottle of vodka in my room.

[TMBrd89]

Damn this guy is cute.

[ebonics4everyone]

gay bars are for wimps that cant make it w the grrls

[dariusjohn2]

haha awesome video. stay optimistic :)

[MrBellamore]

I never go to a gay bar alone.

[08996688]

GAYS, LESBIANS listen up. If you really want GAY MARRIAGE to be your legal right, then there's finally a presidential candidate that supports it. Ron Paul 2012 !!!  Real Hope

[Equality4ya]

@08996688 Thats a lie. Not wants during his Speech did he say he was going to help LEGALIZE IT! NO president for that matter. He said he does care to judge that the only thing he said, but I guess he's alot better than the other wackos, but imma stick with "obama" because atleast the medicare allows me to be on my dads insurance. longer

[IIIIlllllll]

Homosexuality is a disgusting sin, listed in the Bible next to bestiality (sex with animals, Leviticus 18:22-23). The Bible says in Leviticus 18:25 that God vomiteth homosexuals out of the land.

[Equality4ya]

@IIIIlllllll The bible says, the bible says, the bible says... gosh can you please use your brain. Soon as I here "The bible say" and then a describtion or line from the bible I KNOW right then and there this person is religious brainwashed cult membera and the suds are leaking out your ears.

[rjs0416]

@IIIIlllllll Mark Chapter 1 vs 5: "And Jesus said to them.... shut the fuck up."

[bullfightinGG]

this video made me wanna go to gay bar

[djendulgeMusic86]

dude this video is hilarious! i love it and u are damn hot

[capitanzach]

But smoking is bad for you!

[DevronCB]

wow this helped me so much...I got so much when i tried it...;)

[danglyntv]

Haha never too much drink :) Great advice :P

[darrenholcomb42]

No no, true love comes when you walk into the gay bar and realize everyone in it has already hooked up with everyone else in it.

[Equality4ya]

@darrenholcomb42 Thats not true, I only go to gay bars to Dance and if some wants to dance with me thats fine. I don't discriminate im there to have a good time, but when the bar/club is about to close NObody's but my friends if I came with some are going home with me. I just came to dance!!!

[skipskops]

This is kinda funny, when I entered my first gay bar. I was on my own (I don't smoke, so instead I stood in a corner watching everyone dance) feeling totally crappy, I went down and got myself a drink, then went back up and did the EXACT same thing. Someone actually came and talked to me, and now I have friends! Wasn't TOO bad after all! :P

But so much of this rubbed off as exactly like me lol.

[1curufinwe]

oh and btw, cute guys "choose" to be single.. dont get ur hopes up, he just doesnt wanna be tied down probably..

[1curufinwe]

this is sooo true :D clubs are better coz u can just sneak up and grind :D

[Equality4ya]

@1curufinwe LOL... I LOVE IT! They do I sometime be dancing by myself and all of a sudden someone hands wrap around my waist and starts grinding with me lol... Luckly I like to dance so I welcome anybody to come dance!

[ISKPBA]

You´re crazy !!

[eeli1]

I almost never go to the bar for this exact reason. lol

[Gravitonypoint2]

THIS...IS...ME!!!!!!

[crazytired]

I love your channel. You are so funny!

[Rahula]

Cuter than you? There can't be that many.

[aaronj188]

<3 to bourban ! ... and Gin or whisky lol

[aaronj188]

<3 to bourban !

[flame0731]

um....I refuse to believe you're single lol. I think you're cute :)

[NEWJerz4LIFE]

Just met him, he's the shit

[TheForgottenMarioBro]

YOU

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

[dragonlord0666]

ya should have just stayed shirtless (but naked would have been better)

[sinfonia30]

i always get rejected in gay bars :(( gay men are so picky :D

[TatsRHot]

Haha! Can I be your best friend?

[swoonytodd]

i love this video so much!

[WelcomeToTrev]

I would! =]

[witchcraftlover]

damn that pic of u in the "craiglist ad" was fabuloso!

[muffinxmasacre]

If I was a gay man I would talk to you :D even though I'm a girl... but that's alright :) Gotta think optimistic!

[EthanCole15]

Aww lol Id talk to you haha

[TheAeroTurtle]

That thumbnail is super sexy.

[digiviceboy]

I don't think this tutorial is limited to gay bars at all. Excellent video, brother. XD.

[rickyd5510]

you look amazing at 0:25

[1234shellybelly]

"First thing you wanna do when you walk through that door is walk right out of it"

"You don't want to get thrown out before you get rejected"

lol

[razorcrush12]

I like your chest :D

[DT9216]

Even if I were your cat or dog I would never reject you ;) Just to stay optimistic :D

[BringBRToTheUK]

This guy has helped me conquer my homophobia.

[Sebizzar]

@BringBRToTheUK How?

[GIA13615093]

@BringBRToTheUK are you a homophobic gay?

[BringBRToTheUK]

@GIA13615093 No, I am not gay but I was having trouble comfortably being around one of my friends who came out. This guy really humanised the whole idea for me.

[GIA13615093]

@BringBRToTheUK oh really? I thought straight men has no feelings. I don't feel anything on what this guy said. :-D

[djmixnmagic]

It's like you've had cameras following me around all the while and have neatly summarized my shit. Thanks. Validated. *hearts*

[EverVigil]

You need to stop drinking so much. Jpmetz is worried about you.

[rachfaceeee]

@EverVigil how do you know she was talking about him? and even if she was, unless you know them both personally is it really your place to say something like that?

[Evinnmykkleful]

I'm so angry at how gay you aren't.

[daprez08]

HAHAHAHAHA you made my day... subscribed now lol

[leeay14]

hes not gay, is he?

[cristianishere]

Ha ha. Rather hilarious. Good stuff.

[skankho09]

you are so attractive

[farmyardflavours]

LOVE IT !!!!! lol

[xXxSmileSchitzoxXx]

I liked the first shirt better... just sayin.

[jarfbarker]

"you're just standing there - people think you're a hooker, 'cause you're by yourself." = story of my life.

[marlenajoy84]

Your cat is a whore!

[timeslush]

Woody Allen cigarette holder, huh? Nothing sexier. Except maybe Woody Allen underwear. I'm getting aroused just thinking about it! *thumbs up* :-D

[BlinginTom]

how to find a bear who likes a chaser?

[trollop19]

I havent seen a phone like that since 2004! LMAO

[whatuwantme2b328]

I seriously thought I was the only one. I actually feel better after watching this :/ lol. It could be worse, you could be on Long Island. Well, back to bed...

[GaymerGuide]

haha. Freakin amazing!

[XdanceXcheerXloveX]

lol this is too much like real life

[laura241984]

I busted a gut with the whole "look away... he's not the one for you (though he is).." bit.... uggghhhh meeting people worth your while is almost impossible these days!

[marssselo]

I think I'm in love with this guy.

[nunziohjfbkaudbvz]

what song r u bobbing ur head to @3:13 ??

[Pauloid]

this is my exact experience.

[blackdog39]

love the cat, so cute

[ezrarougemonreaux]

theres no way your not taken noo waay

[ZMacDougall]

That was really depressing and funny

[Kohai81]

:( You shouldn't be single. You clearly care too much :3

[zaxmitchell]

This pretty much sums up my 6 years in San Francisco.

[GALAXIAKITTEN]

People often mistake me for a hooker too!

[MrHottyHotHot]

i love that we both have Acqua di gio... hehe

[ILOVEYELLE123]

I like the part when your shirt comes off

[biggmc100]

haha ure so funny i wana give you a hug dude ;) luv your cat

[sarhahahaable]

your too hot to be single. i'm going to get a sex change/plastic surgery six-pack and marry you!

[jared00000]

I love at 3:39 when he reaches for his drink and almost grabs his pepsi instead.

[HydroM]

fyi to get a cat out of heat, take a vibrating toothbrush you aren't gonna use and have at >.> seriously what I heard...*Scared to find out if it works though O_o* PETA'S COMING HIIIDE

[luvaduvalicious]

LOL, such is the superficial world of the gay man. The very fact that I happen to be effeminate means that 99% of gay men are going to be turned off by me because they're so intent on having the "straight-acting" type. It's not that I really care that I'm probably going to be single/a virgin for quite a while, I mean it'll probably mean I'll find the perfect guy for me in the end. But patience can be quite the bitch. Especially when all of your friends have already had sex.

[SomeTipsForLife]

@luvaduvalicious plenty of guys are into effeminate men, don't fret

[kimmois1]

@SomeTipsForLife Yes, but he wants the straight acting type.

[MrBorisbadanoff]

@luvaduvalicious ARE YOU KIDDIN'???! i LUUUUUUV gay men like you, cause so called fem men are so much fun and so comfortable to be with.you guys never have to prove anything.

[skipskops]

@luvaduvalicious I never understand people who want to rush into getting laid, or at least losing their virginity. It really never bothers me. Never has.

At the end of the day sleeping with some random drunk guy is CERTAINLY not how I'd like to lose mine.

[luvaduvalicious]

@skipskops I know right? I mean I don't like being a slut and the whole idea of giving myself away to someone I'm not into really doesn't appeal to me, which is WHY I wait around.

I'm just too good for everyone ;-P.

[SomeTipsForLife]

@luvaduvalicious you and @skipskops should date

[cristianishere]

@luvaduvalicious Well, I think if you're waiting for the "perfect guy", you're going to be waiting for a very long time because there's no such thing. Hopefully you'll connect with someone who is what I call a "good match". :)

[luvaduvalicious]

@cristianishere That is basically what I meant. "Perfect guy" was the wrong term to use, and you're right, that doesn't actually exist. I meant perfect for me, hence a "good match". Perfection is subjective, anyway. I'm not prudish about these things at all. As long as there's chemistry and I feel happy and comfortable then I think it's a pretty good shot.

[cristianishere]

@luvaduvalicious Good to hear. I think that's a good perspective. I used to think there was such a thing as a "perfect" connection or whatever. I've found that to be bullsh$t. Really, it's just about two people who get lucky enough to connect, hopefully sustain it, and be in a space where they can be themselves, make each other's lives a bit better, have fun, and have their faults exposed...and it be okay. :)

[CAYOMluver]

@luvaduvalicious what do you expect, physical attraction is superficial.

[sillybilly551]

@luvaduvalicious iusually feel like the effiminate man is looking for the straight acting types!

[Equality4ya]

@sillybilly551 ahh I hate that word they're not straight "ACTING" that just who they are. I think you meant they perfer the more Masculine men. My brother is gay and so am I. We are so different he is a little more masculine and wont go to clubs because it not his seen I on the other hand feel like I am somewhat masculine and sometimes have my moments but acting we do not. lol.. all love tho!

[awreslr2]

You're videos are good, man!, And if you had been in a bar with me, I would have ....well......you know...."looked away"! J/k, man, I like you!

[coleton7812]

i really want to buy you a new phone.......its tempting.

[Jstarfully]

No smoke. STOP SMOKING!!! :P