Colettes wreck

[ironbloodus]

This could have been easily prevented by telling her, "no".

[bmedeiros678]

The guy set her up for failure.

[ScottsUtubeWorld]

It's a lot of work, but I don't even let a first-timer use the engine. I just push while letting her get used to the brakes and clutch (I know the clutch doesn't do anything when in neutral, but it's just practice). Then, I let her coast down a gentle hill a couple of times. When I'm completely worn out, only then is it time to try it with the engine.

[kirimikium]

idles too high, and has a problem with throttle sticking, bike looks nice though.

[tpike46w]

she should be wearing full gear while learning to ride. can you say roadrash!

[MrNomo7]

LOL BRAKES! After she fell

[MrNomo7]

I dont understand was you teaching or just watching? That was you daughter man. Tighten up!

[TheOrod85]

Now send her back to the kitchen where she belongs

[BoazagicBlaze]

*Oh my GOD!!! It started moving.... I better immediately let the cluth out all the way.... CRASH*

[Machi74005]

I did the same thing when I first learned to ride a trail bike as a kid in the late 70s, except I not only laid it down I ran it through the bottom rung of a board fence. By the end of the day, I was doing wheel stands all the way across the front yard :-)

[Reduxalicious]

And that's how you fuck up a classic bike... My KZ1000 is crying for it's abused brother.

[jeepinbanditrider]

Why'd the idle sound so messed up?  Sounded like the choke/enriching circuit was still on.

[guins99]

"you got this honey -- you're good"

BRAKE!!

[SidStyles]

you better had show her how 2 ride insteed of holding that camera and talking shit

[pali4life48]

at least give some gear

[BMWBiker2]

It's called the motorcycle safety course - sign up and learn properly.

[SuperBorat2]

You got it honey... great! LOL

[fcunderwood]

Tell the truth! Your trying to cash in her life insurance policy..ha'ha

[09jpark]

Pull in the clutch woman!

[newdrewphillips]

Dearest Colette,

That's how it starts! Welcome to the club! When you master this bike, and graduate onto bigger and more powerful bike, just like I did...you'll always be able to reflect back to when it started with you crashing in the front yard.

Just like I did.

Drew

[worlddxb]

funny looking kitchen

[6403jeffery]

HEY IDIOT WITH THE CAMERA, YOU DON"T PUT SOMEONE ON A BIKE WITHOUT TEACHING THEM HOW TO RIDE FIRST. AND...........SHE'S WEARING SHORT SLEEVES........WTF!!!!!!!!!!

[171apples171]

i remember when i let me uncle go around the block on my GS300. he lost it on some gravel way up the street. Anyone else ever get that sick feeling when it takes someone 10 minutes to go around the block on your bike and you cant see them? :D ahh well just a bent shifting lever and a miss-adjusted mirror. He hit a curb and everything with it too:)

[TeenIronMan]

Thats it you got it, shes on the grass now... Keep going you got it BRAKES!

[DesmosediciAlice]

thats the reason number one why is no one allowed on my bike

[Bigboomer]

Sounded like the throttle was stuck open.

[DirtRoadDude]

start her on a xr80 dirtbike

[SeanManks]

Not my fault... the bike is a 'tree hugger'.

[OohhPajjelloo]

at least its on the grass and not the street.

[Hemi4127]

at least she new when to jump off that's more than most guys can say. whoever was teaching her ,,where is her gear?

[AnonaThetan]

when that didnt work he took her deer hunting and told her to wear a fur coat and antler hat

[The6661979]

get a real bike dude

[bertpl77777]

Looks to me like she did her best. Btw I saw few videos on YouTube with guys who … how can I say that … crash ;-) … At least she was trying to feel the bike.

[deweypug]

My wife did the same thing, but she fell off the kitchen counter getting laid...

[09jpark]

at least she dumped it in the grass

[BPigs]

Nice Volkswagen.

[motormanish]

This is why there is a basic rider course sponsored by the Motorcycle Safety Foundation. Its not a good idea to teach someone how to ride when you have no clue.

[abrofsky]

@motormanish yes - whoever let that woman get on the bike with NO training was a moron - not the woman

[eeezymoney]

@motormanish Safety classes are for pussies!!! And people that want to have grandkids one day, and live to see retirement.

[PInk77W1]

what part of learning on a 50cc dont people get? Like teaching someone how to ride a bike by riding a tour de france racing bike

[Hemi4127]

@PInk77W1 ah i think shes okay on that bike ,its more about knowing your limits, a 50cc probably wouldnt fit her for crap. i think the first thing people should learn about riding is target fixation and stuff like that becuase that is exactly what got her. that twin is probably at most a 650 but i bet its more like a 400. i learned on a 800 twin just dont be a idiot on it and you'll be okay.she'll get it

[ind20000]

@Hemi4127 she also did the common rookie mistake of starting with one foot on the gear shift instead of the rear brake, then the clutch jerked a little and she got spooked. people need to learn the friction point of the clutch before they give it any throttle.

[Hemi4127]

@ind20000 i think the most experianced riders can be the worst teachers ,they forget all the small things that make a big difference your first time out. when i taught my little sis on my 800 twin it all started with where the clutch engaged then, i just had her engage the clutch then pull it back in and roll to a stop, becuase thats when there going to wreck it, grabbing the front brake (if they don't drop it ) . i always try to teach them if you cant get it stopped pull in the clutch .

[Hemi4127]

@ind20000 normally teaching them that way prevents the whole panic throttel locked crash. its okay if the motor revs just get control and slow down

[HeavyHitter5150]

I sincerely hope she learned to ride.  This is how it starts. She's a Hell of a sport for giving it a go. At least she dropped it in the grass. You go girl!

[1RiskyRich]

I'm guessing the laundry was done, the food was prepared and the house was cleaned?

[andyjames1965]

@1RiskyRich I was just thinking the same thing funny that lmfao

[nemirn]

Isn't it better learn how to ride without throttle first?

The first time should be with the bike off in neutral, down a gentle slope.

Then with 1st gear with the clutch out (no throttle).

[eposyba]

my wife did the same thing but she crashed into garbage cans in the ally

[joejava68]

get her a moped,they dont have manual transmissions!

[7070legend]

should have ran over there and punched her in the face.

[Lancerevo98]

@7070legend ahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahah­ahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha­hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha­hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahh­ahahahahhahahahah too fucking funny

[brianeflanagan]

maybe she cant ride but you cant fukn film.........

[SuperMrmuddy]

retard should of got her somthing a little more suitable to learn on....

[saviorJay51]

At least she hit the cut off switch...

[rolesvill]

BRAKES!. lol



[braceyoself777]

Revised rule #1, NEVER LET ANYONE RIDE YOUR BIKE....

[bfullstar]

great camera work..

[REXROTH61]

that wasnt good, but it coulda been a lot worse ; )

[curiousgeorgelives]

You should have yelled "clutch!" not 'brake.'

Btw, who are all this idiots who comment every time a woman is riding a motorcycle with their stupid kitchen jokes? You can't all be from Saudi Arabia. Or are you really that insecure in your manhood that it really bothers you when women ride?

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@curiousgeorgelives It's called a running joke dickhead, lighten up.

[s70driver2005]

i bought a bike on deployment in afghanistan to ride around my base so i can learn how to ride, its alot of fun riding around with a bulletproof helmet :)

[HersheyPuppies]

If a woman falls off a bike in the middle of the street....

Why was there a kitchen in the middle of the street?

[SoCalDualSport]

You fucking idiot...letting her crash like that. Were you too cheap to throw her in a M.S.F. class to learn it right? She should dump you.

[Steve96076]

@SoCalDualSport I agree... Dumb ass then screams out, "BRAKES!" Thats right, grab the brakes in a panic on grass Excellent instruction from an excellently retarded underqualified to coach moron that could should of put her in an basic rider course.

[RoadKillRider]

Its not going.. lets try 4000 RPM maybe that will help..

[Kiru26]

First one I learned on is the first one I bought. The guy I bought it from was teaching me. Took forever just to get somewhere without stalling. Then I took it to the country and spent 8 hours practicing. By the end of the day, I was ready to ride all over town. Now I have my license, I own two and love to ride. Just had to get past that initial stage, which I did that first day because I simply could not get enough of it.

[joncenaboy9]

the reason why i click on this video is, i read COTTLET <3

:(

[RalfyBebe]

I hope she did not ruin the kitchen counter top.

[stevezephyr]

Hope she did it eventually, we all had to start somewhere, I've been riding bikes for nearly 40 years now, but I still remember that first time jumping on a bike, totally different to anything you might have expected and not as easy as it appears from the sidelines.

[unhommeetranger]

safest drop I've ever seen

[SquareComa]

Had My Younger Brother Try To Ride For The First Time On My 78' Honda CB400 T 1 Hawk and he dropped it didn't matter tho one the Stator went out it was done looked Everywhere and could not find old Honda Parts Pre 1983 any help would be appreciated

[gyselboy]

start her on a dirtbike that way she won't kill herself

[krislindberg1220]

@gyselboy thats how my husband taught me. Dirt bike was natural to me. Then came the YZF600R. Much more fun! And yes to all you assholes, I can cook and ride bikes. Dicks.

[tangledline]

I have taught alot of people how to ride and the biggest indicator that they are not ready is when they are sitting there revving the engine with nervousness. Hope she eventually learned how to ride, its a beautiful thing.

[minnieboo67]

poor lady I do hope she ok.. Tell her not to give up on try and try again....ride safe..

[crrider12564]

Probably won't have to worry about that happening again. At least she gave it a shot. Check out my giant killer robot project vids

[bibeesuperolds]

Strangely enough, he had just taken out a large life insurance policy on her hours before....?

[gsx1138]

Meh, it's happened to me. I'd say most of it has to do with that I was nervous as hell. It's amazing how much more control you have when you relax.

[LeBronForTheWin]

wtf is with all the stupid ppl riding for the first time? I've never ridden a bike before but it seems to me you can go slower but all these stupid ppl keep accelerating then they crash...

[sonep511]

@LeBronForTheWin I think people get nervous. For example my bro-in-law had bought a brand new triumph daytona, the very first day he rides he crashes and breaks the mirror and hella scratched the bike. Some people probably have an easier time though.

[LeBronForTheWin]

@sonep511 Yea that's true. I'm gonna start learning how to ride one of these days, gotta do it.

[sonep511]

@LeBronForTheWin you should, i am gonna try eventually. My bro may have been bad at first but he can ride like the rest of them now.

[Heifsin85]

Oh women. Though brother, why wouldn't you walk her through it more? Let her walk the bike for a while. Keep her feet down while she slowly opens up the clutch. She should have been on that thing, with you right in front, for a couple hours before she takes off.

[sadow215]

little bit of a high idol for a noob. You would of thought this guy would have known that.

[BTJustice101]

Sunglasses???  WTF?

[yes0nil]

BRAKE! that was loud

[CTKLG]

Kawasaki KZ-Kitchen

[TransAmLuvr]

Honey, before you take off, where did we have that life insurance policy??

[TheMrFugazzi]

i Agree with kevin, he was def. in it for the laugh!!

[thomasgrab]

Woman Driving ...

[0Zolrender0]

rule number one. never let a women on your bike.

[101southsideboy]

@0Zolrender0 you are wrong rule number one is never let ANYONE ride your bike regardless if they are male or female.

[kevincolvin]

The girl isn't stupid. The dude recording it is. You can clearly tell she was on the gas too much, the dude should've said something....dumbass

[jerseyy]

nice bike. what is it?? it seems to be old and it looks very nice

[motox458]

@jerseyy that's a Kawasaki LTD 400 or 440, looks to be late 70s, early 80s

[Seth214200]

o.o?

[Sideler74]

The clutch is your friend

[medelucki1]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to

[foxfire1112]

He says "thats it" as she flies towards the tree lol. Sad I hope she tried again

[rEcKLesSzzz]

at least it was on grass lol

[TheDarkFalcon]

lol'd when I realised she pulled the break at the start of the clip instead of pulling the clutch... first sign that it was going badly.

[nuffflavor]

Beginners... since it is 100% chance she is going to crash.... she should be 100% geared up (jacket, gloves.... KNEE PADS... the works!!!!)

[psychosocial28]

Turn down the idle

[TheSurvivalResource]

Poor girl.. Dude take her to a riding class. Where a professional can show her the ropes.

[zx9mic]

@TheSurvivalResource what men/boy takes professional classes? we get on and go. why? because we're men. the kitchen is that way------->

[TheSurvivalResource]

@zx9mic Right.. Well, I'm sorry to say but, simply getting on and going is bad advice. With machines like this and so many free radicals that will be encountered, understanding and proper training will get you far. I feel truly sorry for the person who feels that taking the time to learn about something makes you less of a man. Life or limb could be the consequence. Get your helmet on straight bud..The hospital is that way ----------------->

[zx9mic]

@TheSurvivalResource been there,done that,...broke both legs and still have heart...having balls is a privilege...use em. this pussified nation makes me sick. save the snail save the whales, give me a fucking break.

[TheSurvivalResource]

@zx9mic You have already had your fucking break.

[TheSurvivalResource]

@TheSurvivalResource Yes offense and pun intended.

[rudy7921]

@zx9mic SAVE THE AMERICAN MADE BIKES - KEEP THE CHICKS ON THE BACK BRO !

[XenoformII]

Poor bike.

[LewisCBR]

KZ440 LTD, noooooo! :) Good looking wife and bike, they will both be fine. Bulletproof, both.

[XZaapryca]

clutch > brakes

[stubobbyo]

god damnit Colette

[Serckep]

GIRLS SHALL NOT TAKE YOUR FUCKING BIKE YOU GUYS DON'T LEARN? THEY ARE NOT MADE TO RIDE, IM NOT MISOGYNIST BUT THATS THE FUCKING TRUTH

[tazztt1]

Why was she out of the kitchen? Was she bringing you a sandwich???

[MutsuKazuma]

wearing sunglasses in this light, no wonder she doesn't know where she is going

[Kimurider0919]

boring 

[chingonmetrico]

ahahahaha she didnt let go of the clutch that slow and just reved the bike to much ahahaha thats hilarious ;D

[gemivan]

you're lucky she didn't get seriously injured. letting her ride your bike obviously without giving her any decent instruction on how to ride a motorbike.

[ThatsWhatSheSaid1912]

was the grass ok?

[blastermitch]

Why bother wear a t-shirt? I encourage first time riders and learners to ride in the nude.

[jeepinbanditrider]

It's called the MSF course. She can crash their bikes and it's a much better learning enviroment.

[TexF18]

atleast it landed in the grass and not the street or trees

[casemods]

WAS THE BIKE OK????

[cbones778]

Hell that's better than the last video I watched. She atleast hit the breaks. Other guy ran right into a tree lol

[RevolutionExodus]

@cbones778

ive hit a tree once wen i got up after hitin the tree i realised i 4got 2 fix the brakes lol

[DHRC18]

This is why...read carefully now...this is why everyone should take a riding course.

[sweetenedicedtea]

@DHRC18 I suppose, Some people are naturals and others well yeah.. I agree with you on that one :P

[TruthDojaShow]

lol, damn cujo. at least she dropped it in the grass, any damage?

[Uncrazamatic]

Telling a girl "you got this"on a motorcycle is not the same as telling her you got this.When she is about to put your penis in her mouth.rofl sorry rofl!

[lofrangollo]

@Uncrazamatic LMFAO.....u made my day!!!!!!

[emtildeath]

The only handle grips a woman should be holding are those on a frying pan. Get back in the kitchen woman. Know your place.

[RIPSNZ]

You got this, your good.  NOT!!!!!!!!

[vbourgoin35]

if your lookin down you will go down!!! come on nice kz wrecked

[SuperBrandonboy]

this was too painful to watch....

[FightTheSystem1492]

when teaching how to ride use training wheels

[689Lopez]

when teaching how to ride a motorcycle make shure they know where the ctutch and brakes are before they even get on the bike

[Sampoe83]

yes, jumping helps

[tonyniggaful]

Dumb bitch. (the one holding the camera).

[kojongau]

women can hardly drive a car... why would you let her ride your bike? :/

[realchecker]

Say, she knew to hit the kill switch. More than most new riders can figure out.

[bennyhaslonghair]

cool bug

[xedge4lifex]

to high idle speed, good rule of thumb when teaching clutch or bikes, NO THROTTLE until the bike is up and rolling. should had been dressed better. girl is fearless though

[CJDism]

At least she didn't decide to get back onto the pavement to crash it

[mmarcacci]

BRAKES! Hysterical.

[OMGItsWeasel]

there doesnt look to be a kirchen in this video.

why is there a woman and no kitchen?

[riderpoet]

She decided? It looks to me like YOU decided. "You got this honey?" Give me a break. She doesn't understand clutch technique, which means that this wreck was almost inevitable. The way to learn to ride a motorcycle is on a Honda 90 dirtbike in an open field, not on pavement with your husband coaching and filming. Buy her a Motorcycle Safety Foundation course for her birthday, and tell her you're sorry you put her in this position.

[M3TALFLY]

Thats an odd looking stove

[TheCharlieWinchester]

@M3TALFLY hahahahahaha

[flangmasterj]

@M3TALFLY It handles just as bad.

[veoibm]

YOU GOT THIS? OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!! I applaud you sweetheart at least you just laid the bike down and didn't run it into the tree.

[yurasseck]

é uma mula.

[CyberDruidtheModGod]

My wife pestered me and pestered me to ride my 1979 750 Triumph Bonneville and she managed to ride safely with minor instruction and decided to take the MSF without further urging. Sometimes you can get away with it...and sometimes this happens

[hyperutetic]

idle sounds high

[hayabusa42]

Did you mean break or brake?

[CyberDruidtheModGod]

If you love this woman please encourage her to take the MSF course and learn the basics. Also you should strongly encourage her to wear protective garments (jacket gloves boots).

[axman789]

@CyberDruidtheModGod Agreed. You're clearly not a motorcycle instructor.

[axman789]

@CyberDruidtheModGod I meant the guy in the video is not an instructor. He should teach her what the clutch does first.

[305Alpha]

Just like a woman to not do anything while a big machine is driving her.

[computerchris122]

nice bike close to mine and for the girl keep trying we all started someware

[DukeNUnc]

she hadf the choke on high

[vivalagrisha95]

FAIL

[exitplan2]

you got this honey your good. hahahahahaha

[philtripe]

i blame the guy for starting her out on to big of a bike...start small and work you way up ... let her try an klx 110 or something easy to ride not a 750 or whatever that thing was,idiot

[ManMultiBusa]

think that says it all lool

[p2proxtheworld]

Like Chunk in Goonies: You got this, you got this... you don't got this!

[ItsLanceFoo]

stupid female

[themooseOFpower]

whats that song again ... everybodys gotta learn sometimeeeeeee

[voltron1mena]

i would never let my wife drive my bike... then again my bike has alot more power

[ColdGripHandle]

Breaks? No GRASS!

[nfs3fan2]

ok dude, you should have stopped and coached her when she kept reving higher and higher.