God of War 3 pt.4 - Exploding Jars and Lightning Sluts

[SpeedTyper101]

why r there people falling from the sky?

[xXxtigers23xXx]

"i love being me..... voice crack not included" lol priceless

[TheKooldude21]

11:20 opeeen sesameeee xD

[orgasmasoraus]

i love watching this game cause its more like a movie... and xcal makes it amazing!!!

[homewoodcora]

i'd watch the video if this freaking guy would shut up!

[BrennanFensling]

@homewoodcora stop fucking complaining you faggot

[Dunsky5]

@homewoodcora he has a playthrough without commentary shit stain

[Jamz1996]

@homewoodcora As xcal speaks, you listen in awe.

[xPanicify]

@homewoodcora No, you listen.

[Rwnholbrookisaboss]

@homewoodcora hes funny as hell. he is also gonna go to hell for killing hundreds of millions of wandering souls

[BigVEE]

2:05 Exploding jars are amusing for the explosion and for the ramming damage (and knockback *towards cliffs*).

6:33 Grab whoring, ring-outs, explosives, etc.

10:14 Those assholes haven't spawned for me for the last four or so playthroughs. I'm not sure what I've been doing differently.

12:15 Damage doesn't upgrade for basic shots and shooting too fast can make hits not register on certain targets, but Inferno doubles damage for the burning over time aspect.

[BigVEE]

13:30 Baiting the Stone Talos to charge outside their AI boundary (down either set of stairs) makes them unable to fight back. That aside, bow antics and Battering Ram whoring works fine.

[DeeMohMusic]

@MIDEVILPOOP120 noooooo , actually he isn't done he just uploaded a video yesterday sooooo o__O

[MrBowwowman]

lol i will enjoy sticking my toy up ur butt that's for damn sure

[Axelz58]

1 tip....(if it works on gow 1-2 it should work on 3 too..)

EXACTLY before u get hited use defence n he will push them back like a piece of ****

n man u super funnyo_0

i teach u how to play u teach me how to be more funneh ;P

[MIDEVILPOOP120]

@Axelz58 he's done dude. do you see the date this was uploaded??

[Axelz58]

put it on god mode(very hard)?o_0

it wont be that easy then...

[DK684]

@Axelz58 Try watching part 1, brainy

[dukemakaveli]

i challenge anyone here beat gow 3 with no upgrade in apollo costume in chaos mode also , plus with the chalice of hera , i fineshed this challenge in month .

[franchiseboy83]

@dukemakaveli So using Apollo on Chaos do a NUR while Chalice is active? You're on. As soon as I get my copy of GoW III back.

[IllusionaryUsername]

You can block the Stone Talos.

[000sicair]

So please pardon my spelling and any errors in the story, it's been a while since I've read it, but in Greek mythology Phespherone was a lady that the Parathis was in love with. But Hades decided he liked Phespherone and took her to the underworld. Eventually Parthis was able to go to the underworld and get Phespherone back. But like I said I don't remember the story too well, so please correct me if I'm wrong anywhere.

[lotro8]

@000sicair this is a pretty common case in greek mythology - one guy falls in love with a woman and then another guy falls in love with the same woman ( eg the Trojan war where if u remember the young prince runs away with Elena)

[000sicair]

@lotro8 Yep. You know they say that people write about things that they've experienced...if that holds true, what does that say about the ancient Greeks O.o

[lotro8]

@000sicair many things i believe

[tacoofskillage]

Im pretty sure power rangers dont have shit on my 4 yearold cousin

[nOOb1hunter]

6:40 are you sure he's dead? lol

[12kez90]

wat were those lightning things called

[student908065]

LOL YOUR VOICE IS ANNOYING

[TheElvemageFGamingCL]

@student908065 LOL THEN DONT WATCH IT

[Mint45Devil]

xcalizorz is maniacal. You give him some power in the real world, god bless the world.

[dalekdude180]

lol smashing things and being rewarded with jewels. reminds me of zelda! XD

[JoshOneEight]

Favoutite parts from this game:

City of Olympus, although I wish Helios was a lot harder and longer.(Thatswhatshesaid)

Pit of Tarterus, Chronos fight was fucking cool.

[TheMcelligott]

upload part 5 ploxx

[ddl230]

Easy peasy, lemon...GODDAMN squeazy

[myroguepwns]

MOAR!

[xQUIXO7IC91]

hey just so ya know whenever you pass by the parts in the shadows that i guess sparkle use helio's head and you can get stuff

[speedhunter10]

I don't think your snorting enough coke before your vids xcal.

Buahaha keep it up :D

[Haloassful]

OH MY GOD. WHERE IS THE NEXT PART ALREADY. -3 'EM

[VerryLongName]

I MISREAD THE TITLE AND I THOUGHT IT SAID GEARS OF WAR 3. I FEEL STUPID.

[lotrfan771]

Minotaur: Hey, I'm hungry. What's for lunch?

*Kratos comes in*

Kratos: BLADES OF EXIIIIIIIILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrAlex13g]

the boat captain was in the god of war 1 opening level.

[nathan33445]

i got so into the video, when it ended i was like wtf happened

[eabdic1]

If xcal can do this on God of War, What can he do in Mortal Kombat with Kratos as his player?

[NosfaratuEdits]

@eabdic1 kratos is MK is so bad he takes like 5 seconds to land a punch

[FireMan378504]

More god of war

[ABouncyLemur]

hey guys sorry this my first ever time seeing GOW3 or any of em. so what is kratos is he a god demi god mortal and if mortal how he so goddamn beast. and is the titans vs olympians part of greek history

[jagalmighty]

11:14 You can get living corpses?

[robertpires87]

lol the emo song

[11910blackops]

First Dislike !

[TheLeft4deadforever]

@11910blackops fag

[cjal95]

:D

[TheDumbassDude]

Xcal, you are anything but a jackass, you are the most unselfish person I've ever seen and the most goddamn beastly team player EVER

[ghostshadow778]

@TheDumbassDude Stop kissing his ass, he is a jackass but he is a beast player.

[TheHairyCookieJar]

Isn't corpses mostly dead? :p

[superfamousninja]

Kratos doesn't have all day. He needs to check his agenda!

[EhhmmmNo]

dead corpses?

[urge112]

DD

[mudins]

Finally !

[urge112]

oo

[blahleblah]

that was a fast 15 mins.

[Don1970]

@shutupdwight I thought Dantes Inferno was pretty good. Love the imagery in it. One of those games, along with the GOW series that I wont sell or trade in.

[iPriestHolmes]

i hope you finish this, the hermes ass whooping is epic scale!

[flapecake]

The sound design on Hades' voice is fantastic. I bet it sounds incredible through a surround setup.

[MrIacob]

Voice crack not included. lol

[MrRoyalGard]

Kratos has Flac Jacket Pro u know :D

[LarsDovle]

This is why xcalizorz is the best youtuber. He puts up a lot of content (Not too much) He is great at everything he does, and hes freaking hillarious, no one is better than xcal. xcalizorz + blametruth = best duo ever !

[ninjajunior919]

@LarsDovle whiteboy7thst and xcal:)

[LarsDovle]

@ninjajunior919 apperently xcalizorz and blametruth are twins (not really). They are both awesome, but hey, whiteboy is also awesome so why don't we form a trio - xcal, blame - t and whiteboy ? :)

[ninjajunior919]

@LarsDovle YEAH :D

[TheRussianBear20]

@LarsDovle whiteboy sais too much and does very little like when his title stated "modern warfare 3 montage" but he just talked about sniping

[thommelorus]

Nick Diaz you fool

[RustyRampRade]

I miss my family.

[Shirayuki619xYuuki]

gawd you're hilarious

[MrCycore]

"dead corpses" i don't think there's such think as live corpses.funny xcal

[fourOeightshark]

Fuck! it ended! :(

[SLAAATSHD]

MORE MORE MORE

[xXxGunimalxXx]

awesome gow vids sex-gal

[Ryzeu]

i thought it said GEARS of war.

[Jimusmc]

@Ryzeu that would be an insult to kratos.. which always turn into death for the one that insulted the great kratos

[2legit2shit]

Vids the entire family can enjoy! Thumbs up!

[adwnpinoy]

rated, commented, aids

[XpandingPants]

i used to watch just your cod vids but cos your such a good commentator i watch em all youve made me go back and play all my games i didnt finish instead of non stop cod so thanks guy

[MiddleburyArms]

But can it blend?

[TheHyphlopod]

What about Kratos doesn't relax?

[GAMECITYLEGEND]

@TheHyphlopod NOT POSSIBLE.

[ez4u2read]

God of War, Dead Island and Borderlands playthroughs...time to get the popcorn!

[finix65]

I think he's taking his time to upload these because the game's pretty short

[SantanaEliasJeremy]

MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[pulpfictionization]

u can block those stone guys attacks

[metalliczero101]

when the video ended, i was like "aww"

[EricTheSnazzy]

BAYUNG BAYUNG BAYUNG VAMANOS VAMANOS

[AMuchNeededFinale]

which is your favorite bruce?

-Kratos

-Batman

-Wrecksauce II

-Shepard

-Kratos Wrecksauce Shepard II in a batman costume

[MrDemomanman]

"Exploding Jars and Lightning Sluts" might be the greatest name of any video on youtube

[TJSqueak]

Easy peasy lemon God-damn squeezy!

[JCryoz]

Upload more God of War 3 videos! I love listening to you commentate, it's hilarious :D

[SuperTheguy1234]

the three judges wanting kratos to kick more ass? he will oblige

[srtdos]

aaahh, we should have jack and kratos hook up!!

[JaysGOP]

Would Kratos show up to a prefight press conference?

[xcalizorz]

@JaysGOP

if no one was there to witness it, did it really happen?

[DrSusset1]

@xcalizorz or rather no one came back from the conference

[alphagamer774]

@xcalizorz Or more accurately, if nobody survived, did security stop him?

[Volkovic7013]

@JaysGOP I think the better question is, would anyone survive to report the prefight conference

[cometeova]

@Volkovic7013 I think that's what Xcal means..

[Volkovic7013]

@cometeova Whoops, didnt see that. My mistake

[NetsFan3415]

hearing Hades talk made my throat itch

[iMSTraiGHTGuNNiN]

what difficulty you playing on ?

[OgLocFooL]

@iMSTraiGHTGuNNiN Hard Difficulty. Said on part 1.

[Soulslayer43]

Just got God of War collection (1+2) so ill be playing that after this vid

[Zingy322]

ps3?



[greghouse1234]

voice crack not included!

[Hammertimemoves]

"let me show you how to use this hammer GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE"

xcal vids FTW.

[abbe23456789]

Xcal cant upload these enough :(

[gears2fan888]

@musiczorz fuck you yes you are!! you cant be in fullscreen and type comments at the same time.

[nbng7]

@gears2fan888 uhh you can close it dumbass

[juan70186]

if excal replies to this i will shaveee my catt ccompletlyyy bald

[nbng7]

@juan70186 first spell his name right

[nbng7]

@juan70186 first spell his name right

[RyanNotSludge]

Kratos is unable to relax. I think I beat life (:

[jonathan2nice]

Yea putting things were there not suppose to go

[scarabseer]

I lol'd at "half-sies mode"

[nathanielat1]

dead corpses redundant

[AllThingsManly]

that first god guy is a shit vioce actor

[alfff0]

GIT THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE

[EyeIsNechroman]

I want to cry every goddamn time his videos end.

[crunkdaddy11]

Hurricane stole me basketball?

[ProEuropeanGamer]

I would buy this game but it's more fun to watch specially if ur liken me and never played god of war or hardly ever played hack and slash games

[blader4thewin]

MORE GOD OF WAR!!!!!!

[Imightycrackaelf]

best shit ever

[SOSifymaybe]

How are you so good at every game?

[dales007]

dude.. u must do resistance 3 campaign !!

[bcorn8]

@iemirpi hes playing it right now...

[TheAARules]

MOAR GOD OF WAR!!!!

[MrGoldHell]

I LOVE YOU XCAL hihihihi fanboy.com

[iiTzIce]

nice!

[evev146]

xcal are the wild fires near you? i hope your a safe distance away from the fires

[RoggieHa]

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[nakedsnake468]

hehe stupid stone bastard

[TetricKong]

Bruce, you gonna be getting gow 3?

[ImNotAStarWarsFanboy]

Lightning sluts? Niceee

[TheModernwarfare2009]

Xcal can you reply to me it will make my month ;)

[haig271]

MORE PLEASE!!

[NbPlaya101]

MORE!!!

[grrraschko]

I press Like on his videos even before I see them 

[steve9893]

Kratos is the ancient greek power ranger

[MangosiLuv]

Has xcal ever revealed himself?

[bighoolai510]

@MangosiLuv he has a pic of himself on twitter

[KennyzKilla]

@masterofranged me too;)

[marshall88cbm]

thanks

[Tikii95]

Spam out some more please.

[midnight12891]

My girlfriends 3 year old sister watches your videos with me. XD

[RulzDaniel]

More GoW3 please (:

[StuJWoodleu]

MOAR PLZZ

[MLplayer78]

@musiczorz i believe you, xcal is serious business

[Matthew0161]

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[bagamer13]

Xcal wears his nerdyness like a badge of courage. i love it.

[MrPeppla]

@ChronicRhinitis your cool!

[ADeadlyTwinkie]

"I guess thats why i'm not a god"

Oh thats where you're wrong Bruce...

[ILike2Gamble]

I Bet You Thought someı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ting Was On You're Screen.



[mctrikster]

xcal vid on my birthday? yes

[salviikid10]

you know what i love about xcal, the fact that he keeps delivering entertaining videos, and hes the one of the only group of youtubers that dont beg for likes or subs. Keep on trucking Xcal!!



[JamieLogue1]

Please spam out more of these Xcal!

[Sploo9]

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