Ellen Found the 80's Dating Video Men!

[otakucode]

I wanted to see if the fashion photographer found a nice guy.

[yolie4u]

aww the 2 are still single :(

[legokid5872]

Maurice turned out........ Different

[22centman36]

@legokid5872 well, it was the 80's

[leavetheherbitalone]

who's the last guy dressed up in the fat suit disguise?

[TheSaintEmma]

OMG

[LMMediaGroup]

Big Phil turned out pretty hot!

[RainbowDash73]

LOL only when the fat guys walked out i noticed the song was saying "lets get physical"

[pinktomate1987]

this is totally weird....i

[unclest1nky]

Here is a funny video with these guys and more.  Has some bad language in it though.

h tt p:/ /w ww.youtube.com/watch?v=igcxsBt­np2Q

[veelovesnmc]

They should have found Fred ! I bet he plays World of Warcraft...

[sacklaus441]

If you were wondering why mike is single its fairly clear why at 1:13-1:22

[shannonbattlesevil]

@sacklaus441 Are you kidding!? That's the best part! For real. I like his attitude.

[sacklaus441]

@shannonbattlesevil Well if you like him so much why dont you marry him!

[MoNsTeRLeTtE990]

no seth green ginger dude? :( lol

[Lisa13245]

Ellen is amazing.

[Mcdovin1]

Forever alone.jpg

[starjharvey]

wheres fred?!?!?!

[Deathtrap8503]

I wish she found the viking guy,hes my new hero

[Stephhyycakess]

i wish she got the viking guy

[VuDu4000]

They should have found that "Hi mom" guy and ask what the fuck that was about.

[MoNsTeRLeTtE990]

@VuDu4000 apparently saying "hi mom" was like a big thing for people to do when they got in front of a camera/were on tv in the 80s/early 90s....why anyone would think it was funny to do on a dating video is beyond me though...hahaha

[TomCei]

I'm so jealous! I want one of those members only jackets!

[LoveAj03]

I want her to find Monroe the one with the incredible blue eyes. haha :))

[irishgk]

i can see the not smoking did him a lot of good.

[sgtkilljoyttb]

dude is clearly shopping at the big and tall

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Phil actually looks better. Anyone found the "I want it all" guy that looks like a serial killer? He's probably in prison for mass murder.

[eonkorona]

Ironic how Big Phil is the small one

[scorpioviolinist1]

poor Andy lol

[bluewoodstables]

Maurise got fat. >-<

[MusicMormy16]

this is just shameful lol

[gklue]

lol poor mike



[caseysbacon]

i wish i had andy's job

[nuclearmode]

Where's Chiz Dippler? but you can call himThe Dip!

[leftyla]

These guys are really good sports! Kudos to them!

[norahsaurus]

WOW these guys let themselves go.

[Jimendrix]

@norahsaurus I think Phil still looks ok... can't say the same about the other two :P

[StuffBurner]

oh man, steve got fat

[conorsmitheire]

wheres the gay guy with the weird voice? or the rose man who looks like steven tyler?

[TheOSUBuckeyes22]

I'm sorry but I thought the middle guy was going to say he was gay

[silver101dragon]

its like the progression of weird al in "fat"

[Suitecake]

Where's the goddess guy?

[Jfaiola]

@Suitecake you mean thats not gary busey?

[EikoHarvey]

@Suitecake Looking for the goddess.

[mykylc]

I do believe big Phil was kinda smitten with Maurice.

[chipchuckchop]

he looks like weird al out of the i'm fat video lol

[MangoChunks]

Sound is gone!

[AuddBal]

Sorry, Ellen, but I think you picked the wrong kind of gift to give them.

[Brian626]

Wow maurice got fat.

[sixtonshark]

"My cell phone just rang off my hip" YOU WEAR A CELL PHONE HOLSTER. What, do you miss your beeper?

[Canadathe51ststate]

'Big' Phil, eh?

[xxbiancarocksxx]

Which episode is this from?

[mmmichaela]

LOL I was madly in love with Maurice!! So sad hes fat and married now.

[LaurAgony]

It seems life in the US worked wonders for them they are all obes-.-

[LaurAgony]

Did Phill have a fucking stroke or someting?

[soojb7799]

It's videos like these that make Ellen glad that she's a lesbian.

[Jarhead9101775]

WHERE IS FRED?? I WANTED TO SEE FRED!!!!!

[purpledood97]

@Jarhead9101775 IKR!

[BeingSuperAwesome]

man i hope she can find the others ccause this is freaking hilarious and those videos are awesome :D

[andrewjohnson4015]

I think mike did find true love.. then ate her

[WhoElseButKris]

@andrewjohnson4015 I love you so much.

[masonq123]

mikes head is too small for his body

[gavin510]

wheres the goddess???

[TRJ22487ISDEAD]

And I'm most interested in what happened with the "fashion photography" guy....I'm genuinely guessing sex change.

[TRJ22487ISDEAD]

WHERE IS THE GODDESS GUY???? TELL ME HE DID NOT DIE

[astrav25]

"And now non smoking is in so I have a better chance." Yeah so is diet and exercise ya fat F**K.

[harmoniouskazoo]

Where's the goddess man? Funniest stammer EVER.

[bftisthinking]

maurice is kinda disappointing! he was the hot one of the group back in the day hahahaha. i love this.

[tobycott]

wheres the guy that says "hey mom" ?

[brittanybieberbible]

What about the guy who was reading his pickup lines off que cards?

[DogeatersandNiggers]

Mike looks like the Undertaker's dad.

[pucaqueeninlove]

they really let themselves go

[TheMaineLobstah]

What about the goddess guy???

[TiffanyMarie105]

Great stuff, although really needed the viking and The "No Hamsters" guy.. still can't figure out what no hamsters even means, perhaps I'm not hip enough on my 80's lingo. To me it simply means he doesn't want to date any furry rodents.

[simplylauren2]

noticed like everyone exept for phil still looks the same.

[bawb100]

mike still has the same fucken glasses hahaha

[MrMatmon]

what bout seth green

[thekrazyowl]

it should be big mike not big phil!

[txmom2boys]

Mike looks like he's got a fat suit on. His head is SO small compared to his body!

[talknaway1]

I find it ironic that Phil is the one who's nickname has "Big" in it.

[Darkside2205]

I hope he doesn't confuse the cologne pump for the breath spray pump

[froggywatters]

that jacket is stupid!

[HumanSculpture]

The Palazzo ? that place sucks!

[imafiction]

what's that song?

[Fackinfine]

where is the Goddess Guy?!!?!? find him!!

[paengkee]

PETER GRIFFIN

[NeverTerry]

mike has gangster dance moves

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

I bet he'd date a smoker now, hell, even a crackhead

[kris1379tina]

where can I get a jacket like that? I need the "single/not single" flashing lights on the back.

[queerveganliberal]

Phil is lookin good tho

[Rizza2k4]

Mike looks like Weird Al in "Fat"

[dakotamanomgwtf]

Mike has a tiny ass head hahaha

[drakeTM1]

@dakotamanomgwtf Killed by Moblins :(

[ChuWanggAmes]

hahaha fred the viking guy i wonder how he is

[MoreThanJustSkinDeep]

oh andy:)

he is just so loveable...his wife is lucky:)

[somethingfishylike]

Big Phil is hoot!!

[cwskin69]

Big Phil!

[noscoperbboyy]

LOL maurice got fatter

[alleison]

where's the viking? where's the seth green? where's the blue eyes man?

[xXSlasher24]

@alleison wheres my bacon?

[sixtonshark]

@alleison Maybe Ellen could not provide enough phases of data processing

[flicker0546]

Did big Phil get younger?? Is he Benjamin Button?

[absba9]

wheres' fred?

[lavond12]

"She's a smoker. SMOKING HOT(:"

LOOL, nice Maurice.

[MrBostonbrewin]

WTF happened to Maurice?

[gklue]

@MrBostonbrewin He got old...20 years can do that to anybody :P

[nagers23]

look it goes from skinny to fat to obese



[themegamaku]

what losers? faiul :D

[degaulle30]

wow. has mike killed a guy? has that look in his eyes.

[NowhereMan8521]

@degaulle30 He killed them and ate them.

[TrollSays]

i doubt that coat would fit 2/3 of those guys

[rice1ninja]

lol they sent them out by size

[wh1pst1ckag0st0p]

Blondie looks good.

[eherron]

where is FRED????

[R0773N]

30 years later and steal single? Wow, that sucks, lol.

[lonesomeguitarist]

fuck ellen

[goshenguy]

@lonesomeguitarist With pleasure.

[Lesouder2222Music]

He doesn't like women that smoke but if they want to drive cheeseburgers down their throats it's okay!!!!

[Tommocrow23]

@Lesouder2222Music Hahahahahahahah....No.

[BenBasgall]

I agree with that one comment that got 119 votes. I wish they did find the "goddess" guy. That woulda been great.

[chada75]

1:22 Paul Bearer look pretty good these days.

[evenbecause]

They all look the same, just fatter.

[BigYellowNinja]

Pause at 2:14

Did he SERIOUSLY just stick his tongue out like a four year old when he laughed?

[Sven2Perroy]

where is his ring?

he is not married. that guy is fully of shit.

[Sven2Perroy]

what about seth rogen and francois l'embrouille?

[02597q]

They HAVE to find the goddess guy :(

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

Big Phil has well improved with age lol

[veekay8]

Who new Big Phil would turn out to be such a stud?! Maurice turned to shit and Mike stayed the same.

[yasubbb]

well... at least maurice found someone..... :S isn't that good?

[Rievers2860]

I am pretty sure the fashion photographer and the goddes dude must have died from aids find steve!

[KillerGaara51]

You see, these are the only 3 that survived this long. Most likly only 1 lives today. I bet "Big Phil"

[flimsygirly]

SO CRUSHEED THAT MIKE IS GROSS NOW

[monsterofrock01]

yeah, the goddess guy would have been epic to see.

[JokersGoil]

Big Phil looked a little like Nicholas Cage back in the day.

[carlchilners]

Im gonna go on a limb and guess that "goddess guy" dieded of an STD roughly 4 months after the video was made

[starfucker00]

This is the perfect segment for Ellen. She gets to explore in detail the pathetic nature of men..

[BangiBleedPink]

The Goddess Guy probably went downhill like Maurice...

[rbrbran277]

I don't smoke and I don't chew and I don't go with boys that do. Err girls.

[agony202]

lol they all got fucked up !

[8bittrauma]

Phil got waaaaaay hotter. But what's up with Maurice? He looks so different.

[rft0013]

who's still a virgin?

[NoMercyJustCruelty]

I understand not liking smoking, but not liking someone *because* they smoke? I hope Fat Mike is reaping the karma of the fascist lifestyle police he helped create. Now that the fascist pigs have worked their second-class citizen Jew-in-nazi-germany tactics on smokers, they're going after deserving fatasses like Mike.

[shintotchi]

@NoMercyJustCruelty That makes no sense. He's not forcing anyone to do anything, so there's no fascism here. Logically, if you don't like smoking, you can't get along with someone who smokes. You especially can't marry them. You have different values. It's like having 2 different religions.

[albabhoy81]

Young Mike lOOks like Peter Kay!

Ellen lOOks no bad by the way! Shame she's a bean flicker

[leela145]

@albabhoy81 So it wasn't just me who thought he looked like Peter Kay!

[TheseareStrange]

I wan to marry the guy in the jacket!

[kbs1212]

1:21 GET THE TRANQUILIZER.

[zackz22]

no lie.. ellen is one sexy ass lesbo bitch... just sayin

[maniacallyviolet]

I wonder what happened to the viking guy. And the goddess one :D

[hillbillyprofane]

Big Phil is hot now. I'm single too, so Phil...if the ladies aren't doin' it for ya anymore...hit me up!

[RNRDOLL]

Mike looks like the vampire leader of Lost Boys in a fat suit

[loonmaniac]

Mike would go for a greased up knothole by now.

[OleVanDole]

This is awesome! - Should have found Seth Green aka I'm interested in most phases of data processing.

[ElijahsLittleGirl]

Maybe they should check prisons for some of those guys....

[Stangbass16]

Maurice must be the combination of Morbidly Obese

[monkeybone444]

You have got to be shittin me lol!!

[whydoesgodhateme]

wondering if she found the rest of the guys

[BF2lover59]

what about the viking guy

[666jony666]

holy crap maurice let him self go 

[purplehockeystick1]

@666jony666 do not use a HOLY name in vain

[666jony666]

@purplehockeystick1 what? Maurice lol!

[understudy52]

This is awesome

[thatguy30000]

She should find the fire-breathing dragons guy.