The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Comic Con'd [7/26/09]

[ThatGirlWithTheCards]

"My art speaks for me"

I can't help but feel it's yelling GET. HELP. 

[KingCalaway]

As much as his comics suck, I'm sure the number zero book would go for a bit on Ebay.

[carnyzzle]

1:20

look at dat stud.

[xXxAngelicKratosxXx]

No one expected the Chandler "Acquisition!"

[Kamikitsune0]

"And I did an awesome fucking job" Yes Chris, good job, you managed to stay in the lines...oh wait, no; you couldn't even do that...sorry, you suck.

[anotherinternetter]

"You can never ever copy the hand drawn styles", because nobody wants to you schmuck

[HybirdBlue]

He does realise that infamous means a BAD reputation. Which means that the cover of Sonichu 0 is a horrible classic.

[Maza945]

"AWESOME FUCKING JOB" even from him it sounds sarcastic

[PirateLordRogan]

I was hoping after he mention dispelling "a big fat thing" that he would use his magic to banish himself off the face of the earth.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

"DO I LOOK LIKE A..."

Not exactly, but your pause is certainly an amusing illustration of your insecurity.

[alex134219]

2:25 my scanner and printer would have something to say about that

3:15 I shall have nightmares both from his skinny leg and the singing

3:56 spaghetti is straight too until you warm it up

[skullgr1nd]

this looks like something from "Tim and Eric"

[avenged7x1994]

"I, Christian Weston Chandler here, and I am here to dis spell a BIG, BAD THING."

You sure you're not referring to yourself there, Chris?

Oh, and you officially ruined Beavis and Butthead for me.

[Melotha]

7.17

"Megan... WHY?!"

LMFAO

[liquidzen56]

"the infamous hand drawn cover page"

does chris realize that infamous means famous for being bad?

[ToviaPicoru]

Jesus, he puts the Gamecube logo on his picture before Nintendo has even considered using his stupid ideas. Cocky much?

[liquidzen56]

God.

"AND I DID A GOOD.FUCKING.JOB."

No chris. Just no.

Get some freaking talent before you start saying stuff like that.

[GrumpusRed]

Montage of failure.

[quietrioter]

is that a goatee or shit on his chin

[Trakheed]

when the glasses come off, you know shit just got REAL

[KiraShake]

Oh, I see your problem Chris. You live in VIRGINia

...heh.

[CynthiaShirona149]

I actually went and rung up SEGA yesturday, and told them about this comic, and they say that they are going to sort out the problem!!!

[JimmyBoBobJim1]

"You damn Watchman!"

Who pickles the pickle-suited men?

[Zoroark50]

"My duck hungers for tom-tom to pound!"

Now I have a mental image of a mallard salivating while hitting a drum with its head.

[RayAndFlare]

"I am going to dispel a big fat thing"

...bye Chris

[MizfitZer0]

he is funny n random :)

[satinsguard]

0:02 You just killed Billy Mays.

[DrAnonPony]

9:52

is that

is that a miserable hedgehog on the right

[thenegativenick]

yes ian brandon you look like you are gay

[lonelygothgirl2]

Another comment 9:05 I don't see how anyone could say they are for women's rights and make that comment while thinking they're "funny".

[lonelygothgirl2]

4:49 You sure did conquer Chris!.......But wait didn't your love quest fail because no woman wanted you? And after that didn't you give up and just start dressing as a woman because you knew you'd never obtain one? Because living in a shithole infested with cats and snorlax, drawing like a 2 year old, being generally insane and making a bigger ass out of yourself online for the whole world to see is "conquering". Chris your ego is more immense than the possibility of any woman dating you!

[sikokilla1234]

DAYUM ETZ BOTZ

[satinsguard]

6:42 The original Sonic recolor.

[Saaaataan]

"I am going to show you.....a history...of close ups..... a close up history." Deep.

[JudgeCheerio]

0:08 Your self

[SESdisciple]

His gotee is crooked, just like his duck.

[WorthlessSix]

I don't think he understands the difference between a 'parody' and a direct rip-off

[FrostieDragon]

i think his art most resembles a 5 year old's who had has been broken

[satinsguard]

And 2:19. Any 8-year old child can easily copy his "unique" style.

[satinsguard]

I lol'd at 2:12. That's not classic or infamous.

[christiankh3]

r u gay

[Sinadins]

He looks better with a chin-beard thing, L

[LordOcelot]

lol'd hard @ 2:42

[sonicxbionicle114]

I cant believe Im saying this but Some drawings are good

[satinsguard]

Chris's art is that of any 8-year-old child.

[Shinyafreak]

6:02 the video gets kind of sad for a moment and I can almost relate. 6:11 its goes straight to being creepy.

[panzermarch1944]

4:48

I Stalked

I Harassed

I got handcuffed by the jerkops

[JudgeCheerio]

4:04 what in the holy lord



[SNESosT]

Why does this fat garbage hate the xbox?

[xXEPICSXx92x]

Seriously this is to funny to watch.

[xXEPICSXx92x]

LMFAO!!! LMFAO!!! LMFAO!!!!

[FromBrazilWithLove]

"4:53 VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS!"

[OoUISAoO]

2:46 elephantitischu

[jice12]

"Only for the straight man:... ATTS!"

[satinsguard]

@jice12 Do you mean Ass?

[piyoh99]

I used to be a failure here as tiki223. But after coming back here. I realized I did a great thing growing up and learning about the internet the last 3 years at DA. While this man is not very visible our autism spectrum. in fact. He's so widely unaccepted. He's completly translucent. I'm just lucky I grew up.... That's all....

[DissentingDogLevi]

I just want to. . . delete him.

[ffffuuful]

use the rising brian scent.

[ffffuuful]

russian fast bikes.

[LondoninColouredRain]

"And I am here to dispel a big fat thing." Yourself?

[JosephBradford]

"You can never ever copy the hand drawing style"

And who would want to.

[bfe456]

This is the most surreal shit Ive ever seen

[LauraIsPink]

he wishes he could have a twin sister so he could . . . i don't even want to go there. thank god he doesn't have one.

[LauraIsPink]

"infamous" damn straight it's infamous. he insults his own "art" lmfao!

[LauraIsPink]

"Hi Christian Weston Chandler here and I am here to dispel a big fat thing". Does that mean you?

[XSouthXNightX]

His chin hair looks kinda un-even...

[albee1000]

Sounds like a mix between Emo Phillips, Foster Brooks and Bobcat Goldthwait.

[AHoundoomNamedBea]

When he said "I am straight" I tougth he was going to say "I am stupid.".

[AMIIZix]

lolllllllllllllll

[MrRaspberryNutsack]

Not gonna lie, Chris looks pretty cool with a beard.

[Mahwebz]

3:53

"Only for the straight man... ASS!"

XD lolwut

[TheMasterTelevision]

"I AM STRAIGHT. Would I even be doing this, I mean, look at me, do I look... NO!"

He was about to say "do I look gay" but he already knew the answer

[samuraikarasu]

Is there anything creepier than Chris begging his dog to come back to life? He so clearly can't accept reality.

[Elley82]

WTF JUST HAPPEND?!!?!?!?!?!?

[omgIlkechicken]

This is a stereotypical American. :|

[CKO92]

@omgIlkechicken Hardly. Most Americans aren't anything like this fruitloop.

[RikuRiku]

what's with the stripper crotch on his chin

[PURE4WESOME1000]

Chris Chan cállate la boca antes de que venga la ITSL SU CUELLO

[DieFlammenwerfer]

Okay, what the fuck is happening to Chris' eye at 2:35? Is he that excited about his shitty comic pages?

[MrGelachter]

Wait, so he started at issue number 0? Wouldn't 1 make more sense?

[KrazyKacophony]

Amy deserves being in that comic. Selfish Sonic-chasing bitch.

[ZyxthePest]

"My art speaks for itself"

Haha, it sure does you autistic fat fuck.

[SupaMarioX]

@ZyxthePest If it could speak, it would beg for a mercy killing.

[SuperPokeify]

0:39 - "a mockery of the damn TOMBOY"

oh god he had this planned for two years

[sexhaie]

it be like wesley willis, when he was alive barely anyone bought his that didnt cost much, now his art is being sold for over $400 for a single drawing, and with chris' art in case, i think if i had it i would need to hold it with gloves due it being touched by chris, and i'd keep it in clear foil wrapping.

[sexhaie]

who else feels if/when chris dies, you can tell people are going to bid a lot of money to get their hands on the actual copies of the comics? i know i would. to actually own a piece of art of notorius waste of life, to have my hands on the single comic that has caused the biggest shitstorm the internet has ever seen.

[VampyreShadow77]

7:24...looks just the real Chris Chan, wonder if he drew how he really looks by mistake ?

[VengeanceOtaku]

1:17, Chris I don't think you want us to answer that question of yours.

[noobbizk]

he god mind owned

[ThelronFjord]

4:59 Optimus Prime is spinning in his grave.

[AngryChamois]

"My art speaks for me!"

Indeed it does.

[ApacheMan2K]

And might I add that, regarding the Rosechu and Amy Rose comparisons, what he said did not cut it. Rosechu was still a recolor with a personality that completely ripped Amy Rose off.

[ApacheMan2K]

"You can never, ever copy the hand-drawing styles, no matter how hard you try."

No, but I know a bunch of second-graders who could draw way better than you could.

[ShinChan56798]

He's SINGING! HE'S SINGING AS HE SHOWS US TERRIBLE DRAWINGS!

[ShinChan56798]

uhhh why is he singing?!?!?!

[ppppppttt99]

he should get his head out of his butt and learn how to draw and get a life and move out of his parents house

[ppppppttt99]

i thank this is such a dum man and i can draw 1000 times better than he

[FullMetalSatomi]

I couldn't help but laugh at the way he says some of it as he's showing the comics. XD

[WonderKingJehuty]

My soul died a little when he said "Leroy Brown" since my name is Leroy....

[ppppppttt99]

@WonderKingJehuty funny

[Azraelseraphim]

@WonderKingJehuty Damn double whammy.

[CartoonGuy14]

does this guy have any freaking dignity whatsoever?

[Visser0x]

@RedVelvetIcing I would do it too.

[ShinChan56798]

Should I be afraid? Well, I am..

[leopordls]

He STILL rants about Snyder. He sure holds massive grudges against people who deny him something, doesn't he? He's entitled to everything but doesn't have to give anything in return, such as respect, effort, or responsibility. I mean, there's the boyfriends who steal his "access" to boyfriend-free girls, and then there's the people who stopped tolerating his bullshit, like Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder, and various mall security officers.

Also, he laughs like a fucking serial killer at 3:20 .

[Sneep29]

9:09

He made a Ren and Stimpy reference. Nothing is safe from this over sized tax leech.

[Kitsunefan9]

Look at me do I look like....... NEVERMIND

[phazon0taste0nice]

Well i can't draw for shit (like stick figures only) so i can't really say his drawings suck.... but they suck... not saying i can draw better but hell yours still suck.

[DoctorBeardface]

And for that matter... Michael Snyder - WHY?!! Why weren't you all that into Chris-chan either?

[YUCKSTERTHUNDER]

1:17 (And look at me, do i look like ....)

That's weird, i wonder why he doesn't finish that line ?

[ZyxthePest]

I didn't think you could collect everything that was wrong with America in one person...but Chris does it pretty well.

[trsdos]

@RedVelvetIcing

Don't forget her dad.

[ujustgotpwned2008]

To be fair, Chris doesn't look gay. No self-respecting gay man would be that badly groomed.

[ikkedoch]

@ujustgotpwned2008 well, a man who's really far into the closet might do that..

but yeah it seems like he's not doing it on purpose.

[jice12]

"damn ets boks"

[44ch1m]

would anyone pay money for the original cover of page 0?

[spellbreakerko]

@RedVelvetIcing You're not the only one. Then again, imagine Chris Chan going pedo on Jessi Slaughter and Chris Chan would go have sex with Jessi Slaughter...

[Reigam4]

@spellbreakerko JESSAAAAAAAAY

[spellbreakerko]

@Reigam4 And Jessi gets laid by a manchild. A scary thought... D:

[Marstonify]

This guy is insane!

[MahBoi22]

After a long day at work, and feeling so incredibly stupid for fucking up a couple of things at the job...I watched this video, and you know something...I feel better now! I'm going to go into work tomorrow with a big smile on my face.

[MrHomelessHank]

Chris has facial hair

Ugh now I have to go shave... Asshole...

[Trakheed]

@MrHomelessHank don't worry, he shaves it off later

[bobtheawesome727]

i"m here to despell a big fat thing... ME!!!

[btuard]

2:10 he said it himself (the word is infamous)

[Reigam4]

@RedVelvetIcing Meh, i think the whole slaughter family is incest

[ElectricShark]

Anyways,

this pimply basement dwelling fucktard needs to GTFO the internet!

He needs to take his greasy ass back to his cellar!

[XXF2XX]

your art speaks for you eh?

it speaks shit.

[MrAbe345]

lma the only good impersonation he can do is beavis impersonation......coincidence­???

[MrHomelessHank]

Straight as a 3

[mrbob091]

Christain Chandlers Flying Manchild

[Athils]

So... he admitted to being stupid? And that is better than being gay?

[LordAzanko]

this dude is fucking crazy.....why is he allowed online?....or around people?

[KiraShake]

What is this I don't even...

[sexhaie]

if you wanna be a fat, homophobic, racist, pants-shiting, lazy, smelly, whiny, basement/bedroom dweller, mentally-unstable, retard, use AXE body spray, but if want to be a real man, old spice, mother fucker...

[Sulvuss]

@sexhaie Your comment has inspired me to go and buy old Spice..along with that commercial. I am not joking. I am being fucking serious, I'm gonig to the store tomorrow to buy it...I would hug you, but I have to go get some old spice.

[sexhaie]

@Sulvuss i recommend the new fiji scent for the smell of freedom and tropical winds.

[ColonelOrnery]

@sexhaie OLD SPICE, FOR WHEN YOU WANT YOUR MAN SMELLING LIKE A REAL MAN.

[MrAbawmidabull]

@sexhaie he's like the anti spokesperson for everything he uses.

[sexhaie]

@MrAbawmidabull true, i mean when you look at chris chan promoting axe, do you really want to use it? but if you see Isaiah fucking Mustafa promoting old spice, why the hell not, amirite?

[sexhaie]

@MrAbawmidabull plus axe never had an offical spokesmen so i bet chris thought he stick his limp dick in that oppertunity and try to give it a "positive" image, but screwed that up as well, and axe screw it up to leaving themselves open to people like chris chan getting the wrong impression.

[MrAbawmidabull]

@sexhaie It's partially axe's fault because of their ad campaigns, ads that basically say "if you use axe, women will literally kill each other over your d**k, regardless of how unattractive you are" chrissy-poo here took that message to heart

[BraceForFail]

i feel sick for using axe now

[sexhaie]

@BraceForFail thats why i use Old Spice, for REAL men, not chris-chan's, hey old spice should do a commerical of that, they should have chris-chan go like "AXE! ONLY FOR THE STRAIGHT MAN!" and have that badass black dude go "and for real men, old spice."

[Uberdoctorwhofan1]

I hate this gay so much just knowing he has a youtube acount ruined youtube for me!!!!

[obscurebandfan]

It pissed me off that he made a Monty Pyton reference.

[TheDisturbedOne752]

What is Chris on? And where can I get some?

[Terrane21]

"My art speaks for me!"

Yeah, it said the I'm a no talent fucktard.

[Athils]

"My art speaks for me!"

Literally. It's mostly a wall of text praising him, advocating his disgusting habits, and trumpeting his appalling half-formed politics.

[KiraShake]

BEHOLD: The reason Abortion should stay legal

[spellbreakerko]

@KiraShake Keeping it ( abortion) legal or otherwise does not prevent idiots like him from showing up.

[animeHEAT]

@KiraShake God dammit,you beat me to my idea! I was thinking about making a motivational poster for that.

[KiraShake]

@animeHEAT Meahahaha >:D

[nucleardeath07]

@KiraShake Compelling argument. You have persuaded me good sir.

[BunrakukenIII]

@KiraShake

I'd say that 121st trimester abortions are fair in this case.

[IcezerChannel]

I think all the 19 dislikes is that Amy was compared to a rip off and got pissed and clicked "disliked" 19 times...

[Hlinph]

I hate you so much ._.

[GreatNegus]

"I'm here to dispel a big fat thing"

Why's Chris gonna dispel himself?

[Colest503]

@GreatNegus How does it feel being so clever? Do you constantly look down on everyone else since they can't handle your inexorable amounts of wit.

[GreatNegus]

@Colest503

Yes, I do

I'm just THAT amazing.

[Binerycode]

7:57-8:05 what the fuck the teacher and students want to make love

[AngelofLightX4]

This guy needs to get LAID.

Sadly, seeing the evidence presented here, that would take a miracle.

[loveofGod7]

HE'S CRAZY!!! HE NEEDS TO GO TO AN INSTITUTION!!! ^o^

[loveofGod7]

HE'S CRAZY!!!

[FFS1NICO]

yeah... it's ok to be stupid chris....

[motherearthrpg]

well at least he a little entertaining