PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved
Listen it didn't work last week, so why would this one be any different? I was promised a kiss, and my death, but got neither. Instead all I got was a lousy almost but not quite "best day of my life". Who comes up with these things anyway?
omg my cat is totally just like ur cat but it is so much cuter no offense but seriously i love cats somuch they r like the best thing that i have ever fingered! just feelin their tight little bum holes rapped around my index finger oh i just cum instantly! its positively orgasmic!
wahts wrong withu idiots, its a cat, its cute, so get over it. i personaly dont see the point of this video, but i dont think its bad or offensive in any way.
Jesus H Christ, I can't believe the shit that some people have posted here! Will all cat haters/perverts/immature kids/sociopaths just go back to your secure hospital wings?
Cute, but I really didn't get the point.. But your cat is very beautiful.. ;) That stupid guy doesn't know wtf he is talking about, (mum1234) She's a piece of crap.
Ok. Let me start by establishing that I AM a cat lover, and I DO love cat videos. However, I don't get what this video is about. The cat didn't appear any longer than any other cat... I'm sorry, but I think I'd rename this one "Longest Video Ever". Sorry.
in london, long can mean crap, boring, tiresome and lazy. seeing as most cats are these things, i thought it would be a clip about the laziest cat ever. turns out it was actually a sausage cat, or a daschkat if you like
It's a rare breed, the African Chode Burrower. We are all lucky to observe this cat which has sadly been turned obese by his typical american caretakers.
ok... same goes 4 wat i said to patugi.. wat ever country u from im sure its acceptable to scerw animals.. but dont brag over the net.. find ur self a fat fugly chik.. and even she may regect ur 2 inch cat ass lovin cock..
lmao u cant even form a cojent sentence, you insignificunt dumbass. (spelling was on purpose, for those vocab nazis out there)
did i offend you with what i said? hahaha your comment cracks me up. I guess there will always be those out there telling people to "find themselves fat fugly chiks" go die
Lol coming from an american!! :P oohh no our preidents a dumbass... we are all scared 24-7... dude i saw on the news some gas.. thingy and everyone fliped and evacuated.. LOL.. Americans.. is ther a country worst than that?... uumm no there isnt.. lol
ok so let me guess, you are from england or some other european country. HAHA You're just pissed off because our material standard of living rapes yours. Piss off, you grubby little wanker.
Not the longest cat, but still pretty big. I have a female maine coon that actually scared the vet with her size. He didn't believe she was really a cat.
just beautiful. absolutely amazing. a prestigious animal. ruler of God's animal kingdom. mighty prowler of mice and balls. speaking of balls, suck on mine.
haha you kiddin me that cat is NOT long compared to mine....we found him...I sware hes like part mountain lion or something....maybe i'll post a video of him =) CUTE cat tho!! ^^
Bet my cat is longer! Well at least he's a heck of alot straighter then the cameraman(must have been toking the catnip).Tell him it's better fresh..snicker.
nice illtommy, very mature, now we all know you're a grown up, fluent english speaker and probably a kindergarden teacher judging by your choise of words.
That was one fatty kitty ^.^ XD lol but hes still cute, but wtfs with the long bit... i kinda missed that i mean hows it long... its a fatty kitty, but not a long kitty XD
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kiradunlop14 6 months ago
I would name the video "messed room ever!"
terisflo 10 months ago
its a nice cat.... looks wild (:
amethystMRL 1 year ago
that's fat, not long... :P
VampireBiastt 2 years ago
very boring
armon0701 2 years ago
I long for Longcat.
MaxChaplin 2 years ago
Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
Thiscat - notsolong.
iainmacdonaldTV 2 years ago
energetic fun smart and loves this video
SOMEONE TALK TO ME tN
5220136 3 years ago
the longcat is longer
THEBOY9332 3 years ago
cute
mohamadkingofnaruto 3 years ago
my cat is longer.
dannyXsam4ever 3 years ago
He's cute ^^ But my cat is a bit longer ^.-
Naessly 3 years ago
i loooooovvvvveeee rhis cat!
zackthecat01 4 years ago
that's one badass looking cat.
misssinsimilla 4 years ago 3
Goodness, that is a looooong kitty cat!! I like how he shows off!!! lol!
terrijane61 4 years ago
i saw an asian cat three times that length
vevendil 4 years ago
i saw the longest cat in a donald-paper
halostar13 4 years ago
sure that is not a tiger
JimmyBeasley 4 years ago
Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
Jaculum 5 years ago
wow
8001Lexie 5 years ago
u suck go back to stupidville and ps.get a better shed oh no that is your house lol
trentthemaster 5 years ago
Cute cat. Your apartment is a wreck!
cellison01 5 years ago
hey everybody! it's Garfield!
shtani2000 5 years ago
i have seen better
beadsbeads 5 years ago
wow
rudapups 5 years ago
thats a small cat...what are these people talking about. iknow someone with a bigger cat..heck, his tail is longer than this cat all together
gcollins13 5 years ago
FAT FOKING CAT
TirantVirus 5 years ago
LONG CAT IS LOOOOONG
FallenAngelOA 5 years ago
I love kitties
HungryHerbproduction 5 years ago
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FREEDOM108108 5 years ago
Listen it didn't work last week, so why would this one be any different? I was promised a kiss, and my death, but got neither. Instead all I got was a lousy almost but not quite "best day of my life". Who comes up with these things anyway?
jonnda 5 years ago
Yeeaahh.. that cats not long, its just fat. And WHAT is with your heavy breathing?
holz93 5 years ago
dont like that camera, but the cat is massive and has such amazing markings on it, kinda looks like a tiger print
mattmenzies 5 years ago
It's a Bengal cat; a cross between a domestic and a wild cat.
BonesLondon 5 years ago
ahh shit its a freak you gotta put it down ..
Fireme123 5 years ago
My cats bigger than that....
A32flathead 5 years ago
that's a normal cat, and your heavy breathing is disturbing
zmaker5 5 years ago
longcat is long
LiquidCruelty 5 years ago
Buuuu... my genitalia is longer than all your cats together!
tu5ka 5 years ago
is your genitalia also named pussy?
weinmarr 5 years ago
Hahahah, got me there... good one, haha! :)
tu5ka 5 years ago
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you
my cat is a ragdoll and its a lot bigger
soulkille69 5 years ago
hahahahaha, thats cool, theres a weird sound in the begining tho, kinda like a cow,lol
elmobeinbad666 5 years ago
it's a car dumbass
camp0r182 5 years ago
booooo my cats longer
toobaka 5 years ago
this is the longest cat ever? no offence but it's pretty normal.
elizabeth0bite0me 5 years ago
my cat is way longer. I don't have a video of him, but he's longer.
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omg my cat is totally just like ur cat but it is so much cuter no offense but seriously i love cats somuch they r like the best thing that i have ever fingered! just feelin their tight little bum holes rapped around my index finger oh i just cum instantly! its positively orgasmic!
boardingbob 5 years ago
Can't some people just say nice cat and move on?
Nice cat - great markings!
sumelton1 5 years ago
wahts wrong withu idiots, its a cat, its cute, so get over it. i personaly dont see the point of this video, but i dont think its bad or offensive in any way.
lyokowierdness 5 years ago
>gasp< my cats have the exact same Catnip toy! They go crazy for it don't they lol?
Neravair 5 years ago
Your cat has an awesome color pattern...
lazrpo1nt3r 5 years ago
Jesus H Christ, I can't believe the shit that some people have posted here! Will all cat haters/perverts/immature kids/sociopaths just go back to your secure hospital wings?
Suriel1981 5 years ago
Cute, but I really didn't get the point.. But your cat is very beautiful.. ;) That stupid guy doesn't know wtf he is talking about, (mum1234) She's a piece of crap.
softtball99 5 years ago
my cat sounds like a horse when it runs.hahah
ownedncut 5 years ago
Ok. Let me start by establishing that I AM a cat lover, and I DO love cat videos. However, I don't get what this video is about. The cat didn't appear any longer than any other cat... I'm sorry, but I think I'd rename this one "Longest Video Ever". Sorry.
TazofAZ 5 years ago
My cat is longest!
SwatNero 5 years ago
your cat has a bit of a beer belly!
Gourmay 5 years ago
Cute cat! Aww! very cute but you really need to clean up you're shoues! their all over the place! ^^
Aikosachi 5 years ago
cute
tharidu 5 years ago
look i just watched this to see a cute kitty but that guy turned it into something very wrong! soo dont talk about how im talking on this thing k :)
anime2eternal2fan 5 years ago
:D that's cute. Your cat is very pretty <3
ilovepinkhair 5 years ago
wtf is wrong with everyone its a cute cat but you fucking people take it to seriousley fuck you!
mum1234 5 years ago
in london, long can mean crap, boring, tiresome and lazy. seeing as most cats are these things, i thought it would be a clip about the laziest cat ever. turns out it was actually a sausage cat, or a daschkat if you like
lucienbaer 5 years ago
that was retarded
primus11906 5 years ago
yes it was. idiotic.
no offense.
blazensaddles 5 years ago
All you guys are idiots, this guy just wanted to show off his cat. stfu or I will find and rape you all. =D
Tarantula1711 5 years ago
rape me first i'm a guy and wash ur balls first or i'll suck it clean i mean it!
ben00010hotmailcom 5 years ago
so funny..
Bmart22 5 years ago
Some of you that are posting these rude comments need to simma down na
nathan909 5 years ago
ok patugi im not going to get mad over some sick sick sick asshole like you ur a waste of a life
anime2eternal2fan 5 years ago
First, Longcat is LOOONG.
Second, why does everybody automatically assume the person filming is American? It makes all of you stereotypical dumbasses.
If you even bother to look at his YouTube Profile, it says he's from the UK. Idiots :P
notknown 5 years ago
lol chode burrower lol omg lol thats funny and go stick ur bloody thumb up ur ass ye wanker!
boogerboy8 5 years ago
americans are so fat. disgusting... GO CANADA!!!
Bmart22 5 years ago
fuck you asshole americas not fat always im american im not fat
musicteen2 5 years ago
That's a really neat-looking cat. It's got spots and stripes. What kind is it?
EmberDove 5 years ago
It's a rare breed, the African Chode Burrower. We are all lucky to observe this cat which has sadly been turned obese by his typical american caretakers.
patugi 5 years ago
Oh yes. it's not just long, it's fat too. :D
Littlegirl15 5 years ago
a average cock in a cats asshole wont fit dumbass, your better off fucking a donkey or a cow
elite777 5 years ago
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOONNG
Ikelim 5 years ago
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOONG INDEED
BadAndUgly 5 years ago
my cat is sooo much longer
raynach 5 years ago
do you feed it pancakes?
hairydiamond 5 years ago
patugi ur sick and if i could id slap u silly! anyway cute kitty!:)
anime2eternal2fan 5 years ago
hahahaha in your dreams you fucking nerd. go jack off to some hentai. anime eternal fan...lmfao.
btw their assholes are so tight...mmm im gettin horny thinkin about it
patugi 5 years ago
ok... same goes 4 wat i said to patugi.. wat ever country u from im sure its acceptable to scerw animals.. but dont brag over the net.. find ur self a fat fugly chik.. and even she may regect ur 2 inch cat ass lovin cock..
kconn22 5 years ago
lmao u cant even form a cojent sentence, you insignificunt dumbass. (spelling was on purpose, for those vocab nazis out there)
did i offend you with what i said? hahaha your comment cracks me up. I guess there will always be those out there telling people to "find themselves fat fugly chiks" go die
patugi 5 years ago
Lol coming from an american!! :P oohh no our preidents a dumbass... we are all scared 24-7... dude i saw on the news some gas.. thingy and everyone fliped and evacuated.. LOL.. Americans.. is ther a country worst than that?... uumm no there isnt.. lol
kconn22 5 years ago
ok so let me guess, you are from england or some other european country. HAHA You're just pissed off because our material standard of living rapes yours. Piss off, you grubby little wanker.
patugi 5 years ago
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i wanna fuck that cat up its tight little asshole
patugi 5 years ago
lol wut?
MNc99 5 years ago
ok... only because thats the closest ull ever get a "pussy" and even if u got one u would go for the ass hole... so very sad..
kconn22 5 years ago
AMEN TO THAT!!!!
bettyhumpter726 5 years ago
Pretty cat.
cuntdork 5 years ago
Shut up cats suck.
compass303 5 years ago
why are you waching videos of them you pathetic idiot
hana008 5 years ago
YOU MUST BE A CAT THEN.
bettyhumpter726 5 years ago
Not the longest cat, but still pretty big. I have a female maine coon that actually scared the vet with her size. He didn't believe she was really a cat.
melissarose8585 5 years ago
epic fail
GreatDane11 5 years ago
No, the longest cat is longcat
Wiseman1024 5 years ago
nope, my uncle has 2 main coons
the male weighs 27 pounds and the female weighs 18 pounds
they could each swallow that cat whole no prob
tylerwiegand33111 5 years ago
Learn to hold a camera jerkass.
CBNASBC04TJ 5 years ago
Ur camera's upside down buddy...
LilLebMan 5 years ago
Aaw,,,
Crobberman 5 years ago
just beautiful. absolutely amazing. a prestigious animal. ruler of God's animal kingdom. mighty prowler of mice and balls. speaking of balls, suck on mine.
huskybrian 5 years ago
i dont get it
nikki51964 5 years ago
me neither
5emster5 5 years ago
gardfield
hiramatsu2500 5 years ago
Ugh dumb fuck with the camera turnin'
jimmypetran 5 years ago
it has a print like a tiger >.< it looked only a little longer than average -_-"
shorien 5 years ago
haha you kiddin me that cat is NOT long compared to mine....we found him...I sware hes like part mountain lion or something....maybe i'll post a video of him =) CUTE cat tho!! ^^
Rachel225566 5 years ago
pretty kitty. i enjoyed it
hippytrash 5 years ago
too small
guidonkey 5 years ago
I take bigger craps than that cat after eating an M&M
Gonadzzz 5 years ago
lol
insanepants 5 years ago
HAHAHAHA
bmw295 4 years ago
CATS ROCK MAN FUCK OFF WHIT YA BLOODEY DOGS
btw CATS ARE NO ASS LICKERS DOGS ARE
balloonsarecool 5 years ago
lol agreed
SmoshFreak 5 years ago
dogs rule cats drool n00b
derjew 5 years ago
Cat are fucking inbred little shits... how kill birds for fun.
DOG ARE LOVABLE AND FLUFFY!
CAT ARE SKINNY AND ANNOYING!
P.S You smell like Kitty BUTT!!!
TheMusicLord 5 years ago
Hey, TheMusicLord... speaking of inbred, how's your family?
PS, you smell like SPAM
freehold 5 years ago
cats and dogs are both dumb. cats and dogs are better than their owners.
elamodel 5 years ago
that cowers in comparison to longcat he is LOOOOOOOOONG!
Izz67 5 years ago
Seconded.
fkylw 5 years ago
What the hell is up with turning the camera sideways?
It's painfull to look at..
Cool cat though.. ^^
timetimerus 5 years ago
That is a beautiful cat, love his face and the markings
lynx234 5 years ago
u need a life
cheechchong420 5 years ago
Jesus Christ--what the f uck you feed that thing?!
samuelmorrison 5 years ago
dude i know some body with a bif FU**KIng Cat
chrissigut57 5 years ago
the poor cat is obviously scared and confused, by the way you stress it.
Allstardk 5 years ago
I think your a sad sack for sending that in... IDIOT!!!
Saowijk 5 years ago
Bet my cat is longer! Well at least he's a heck of alot straighter then the cameraman(must have been toking the catnip).Tell him it's better fresh..snicker.
Bobofet241 5 years ago
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
CloudVIIStrife 5 years ago
how is it the longest cat? to show that it was u should have gotten a yard stick and measured it on camera.
yourdestony 5 years ago
k?
rootintootinmatt 5 years ago
my c@ts a f@ tw@
PlanktonBouy 5 years ago
ive seen longer...
bmw295 5 years ago
THATS WHAT SHE SAID TO YOU
ProfessorHuggins 5 years ago
D00d... nice... lmfao
bmw295 5 years ago
ahahahahaha
elamodel 5 years ago
I thought he/she was going to pounce at the camera.
CultofJ 5 years ago
you call that a big cat? pfff...
julioman 5 years ago
Sweet!
thorleif91 5 years ago
haha your cats fat. (ok not nearly as fat as my tub 'o lard cat)
marinaXfizzle 5 years ago
ummmm ok
dcGunner 5 years ago
it looks like a baby tiger =P
sammylol 5 years ago
that cat has some pretty cool fur but mines the cutest kitten ^^
simo14 5 years ago
nice illtommy, very mature, now we all know you're a grown up, fluent english speaker and probably a kindergarden teacher judging by your choise of words.
AndyNoYume 5 years ago
not all that long
shirazd 5 years ago
aww
KennYA51 5 years ago
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i eat cats
turbosi 5 years ago
You have the prettiest cat eva..
Except for my kitten :P
baileyabb 5 years ago
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when he thinks thath thath cat is log what is he going to say abaut my dick
illtomy 5 years ago
its tiny? lmao
gik130 5 years ago
what do you mean thath on the end
illtomy 5 years ago
lmao? laughing my ass off
gik130 5 years ago
were gonna say youre retarded, dont ask.
elamodel 5 years ago
this cat is only long.
long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
vect0rwolf 5 years ago
Why do people have comment with bad language all the time. Nice cat ya have there. ---rOdOx, shut your yap.
AbottNCostello 5 years ago
ere that cat isnt that long.com!
adeymate 5 years ago
dunno what kinda cats u got, but that cat was rly loooong 0_o
BFtony 5 years ago
You must have a feline midget it you think that was long...
lazrpo1nt3r 5 years ago
Long cat? Where? I don't see it?
franklinvv 5 years ago
fucking wassssssssssssssssssssssssssste of time...
r0d0x 5 years ago
Like the waste of time that took place when your parents conceived you. Loser.
stehrster 5 years ago
awww
CaReFrEe01 5 years ago
make longcat 1000000long
Flunch 5 years ago
That was one fatty kitty ^.^ XD lol but hes still cute, but wtfs with the long bit... i kinda missed that i mean hows it long... its a fatty kitty, but not a long kitty XD
Someone8462978569865 5 years ago
wtf ? I thought you said it was long .
Kabushi 5 years ago
wheres the part where it looks long?
assface6666 5 years ago
Imposter.
ShamanJ 5 years ago
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!
Dr490n 5 years ago
another waste of time
PsYcHoTrAnCe 5 years ago
what was that ???
Igelior 5 years ago
longcat is about average size
OtokoNeko 5 years ago
all cats are evil dogs are the cat killers
wombat581 5 years ago
Aha! Now we understand why you think cats are evil, because they can type better than you, and you're jealous.
scullmaster 4 years ago
hahahaha
bmw295 4 years ago
Your cat is beautiful :)
abbaboy 5 years ago
Cute :d
i like his print
NinaNish 5 years ago
That cat isn't very long at all...
123Inuyasha321 5 years ago
That's my opinion. I've seen a cat that was way longer than that. It was a freaky monster.
But... this cat? I have one that long. Yours is cute though.
goldcat7 5 years ago
its only as long as my philly cheese steak -.-
Darklight854 5 years ago
WOW! its da shaq of kittys
jakers158 5 years ago