Don't Lynch Me!

[sessymammajamma]

OMG! I am soooo embarrassed! The Bakersfield Sherriff scandal car was in there! Damn Mack Wimbish.....

[DeadKennedysYo]

Lmfao!

I'm from "SouthTube" and its not all that bad.

Hope you had fun!

[StephanieB26]

man of ur dreams is hot lmao!

[ThompsonSeedless]

I thought Deliverance was about the Appalatians

[fehquig]

Great googling! There's no education like miseducation!

[markdodge126]

"Boys don't cry" took place in Nebraska...which is technically not a southern state..its midwest/northern ish

[ten4prod]

yeehaww!!!

i saw the Deliverance for the first time this year.

great fuckin movie!

squeal like a pig Nutcheese!!!!

[mulhollanddose]

I find it interesting how bleeding heart neo-communist liberals hate the South because of some racism (as if democrats are above that themselves--which is a lie). Yet they do nothing when blacks victimize themselves more than whites ever have.

There has been no greater enemy to blacks than blacks themselves. Democrats keep them on the new plantation of welfare.

[mesabilly]

YIIIIKKKES!!! Freakin' run, don't walk, North!

Then again, they all looked friendly enough.

Beware the grits, they-all put 'em on ever plate o grub yawl order in any restaurant.

[bowwowbill]

I wish you luck at southtube nutcheese. just dont go to the strip clubs. I heard the girls are so ugly just looking at them will give you an eye infection.

[minniesota54]

Boys Don't Cry was set in Nebraska, which is the Midwest, not the south. So y'all come to the Midwest-tube sometime hon. And make a funny video. :-)

[seeem]

hehe yea but Lemonette always stays in her car! :)

[HD41117]

hahahahaha! That "3" got a round of applause from me! hahahaha. Excellent!

[hawkmanSG]

I'm still laughing so hard, tears are coming to my eyes...

Amazing, just plain amazing!

[liztastic0709]

That was great. Hope you enjoy South Tube. We're not THAT weird. Just watch out for the gators(aligators), bring the bug spray, and if an big redneck w/ only 2 teeth walks up and asks you "do you wanna wrastle?", say NO!

[TonyBabliano]

OMG!! there was a dog in that dishwasher!!

[srussert28]

The dog IS the diswasher

[DatAintRight]

Now there were only a couple of those pics that I have actually seen here in Texas! The rest of those MUST be Georia!

[ConuDenu]

haha that was funny ^o^ is texas next?

[henname]

Whatever you do, you must try something deep fried for me. Pickle chips or twinkies...I've heard the pickles are good from multiple sources, but the twinkie sounds freakin awesome to me (Its all battered before its fried.)

[liftdoctor]

yeee-Haaa !....loved this vid !

[Seth38101]

Toilet seat toss!! Yup, they actually do that during our spring fest here,, Weird I know HAHA

[Seth38101]

AHAH pretty good!! Love it. Look forward to seeing you at southtube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johnlebl]

Hillarious pictures! I've seen a number of them, but all in one place is too much laughter for the diaphragm. I tease a fellow out in Albert County, New Brunswick with duelling banjos when he tells me about some of the folks in his neck of the woods - take a right at the middle of nowhere, drive 11km and take a left at the mailbox with the stuffed racoon (with tire marks) on top of it and you're at the road to his place. Hope it was better than deliverance.

[GerrardtheGrimmNo1]

the south is just a little too humid for my iron straightened hair. errgl

[cooksterz]

LMFAO - child, you fixin to get down into the South Tube!! yeeedeee haw nutcheese!! LOL! favie*

[magicpinkmonkey]

this video is awesome! had me laffin for ages, i love it! xXx

[eire138]

ha! had to stay up a little later and really check out one of your vids, not just a collab...glad I did! ok, I'm going to bed for real now...

[Tyrus1134]

I was somewhat disappointed you didn't choice my home state of Kentucky. I would have laughed even more! Seen most of those pictures before so I wish I could send you some great pictures of my friends but we all promised not to show them to any outsider. Especially someone from California! Actually a lot of the pictures are of my immediate family and relatives which for most of us here in the south, there's little distinction between either entity.

[NutCheese]

Georgia... Kentucky... all the same to me.

[marquisdejolie]

Hey, thanks for featuring my brother-in-law in this video. He'll get a kick out of that.

[NutCheese]

Thank google

[GuitargirlandI]

Forgot one, the latest micheal vick story, but everything you showed was very good. But most of all is that there is a lot of hospitable people in the south and because I'm Gemini it works both ways if you know what I mean.

[dsdrew]

Holy crap, i just laughed myself to the brink of death. I love you nutcheese, you make me laugh so much. Keep up the awesome videos.

[joytriangle]

This was good :)

And Andy Kaufman rules.

[kuschelfraktion]

wow, the south sounds.... BAD!!!!

[jamesmorgandavies]

Weirdness the old-fashioned way! No post-production FX!

Sweet Cthulhu, please tell me you're not down there to be heading up a motorcade through downtown Dallas?!!

Woo - is the South about to rise again?

Okay, there, South - both hands where I can see 'em now.

[CinderFNRella]

I have found from being in ATL for 5 yrs *orig. from the bay area* theis area is the only little nook that isnt 'typical southern' Marietta is about the same, so you should be safe, but just in case, we can find a tour guide named Bubba and stick with him. Ill start hunting for him now.

[anatoliyzong]

WHY DON CHA GOOGLE SHUMEN?

[lilmamaness]

Uh, have fun? At least you have Lemonette!

[Bree5]

Thank GOD for Lemonette! ;)

[vjm1234]

Oh you are good! I HAD to watch this again. I just love your stuff. Lemonette is slowly but surely talking me into SouthTUbe. BUT, I told her only if I could meet her, you, Nalts, Zipster, and TubeGranny. HMmmmmm ... Smiley

[vjm1234]

I HAD to watch this again! Oh you are good! Too dang creative. Love ya Nutcheese. Lemonette is slowly but surely talking me into SouthTube, but I told her only if I could meet her, you, Nalts, and Tubegranny. hmmmmmmm, we shall see.  Smiley

[queenie1ct]

Good luck! I live in Arkansas and have actually made a beer can chicken! (I hate to drink alone! HeeHee!)

[IXwalkXaloneX]

wow. this was entrtaining for the moment. nice video nutcheese. and you are neither an ugly lesbo, or do u suck. so well, yeah. ps. good luck with the mullet.

[iminittoowinit]

not 2 cute.....but if she bought the beer id do her,hahahaahah

[distorteddogma]

Don't worry, being from the north, you'll be able to outrun them. Even the flies buzz slow down there.

Be Well.

[TheRealMojoMan]

Boy's don't cry was set in Nebraska, and Nebraska is no where near the south.

[hermeneuticland]

I grew up in south Alabama, and I thought this video was hilarious! Not because that is all there is to the South (don't be scared, it'll be fine), but because you found such great pics of some of the craziness/eccentricity of the south! Good job.

[NutCheese]

I had to find pictures that were more extreme than San Francisco

[NutCheese]

I have seen many ugly lesbos... but I am the ugliest by far!  I am gonna grow a mullet.

[RDJim]

you are not ugly.

[cooperdooper123]

you cant be serious. Georgia isnt bad at all. Ive grown up here my whole life and I would die if anyone ever called me a redneck. you gotta open your eyes, its not coutntry its southern. There is a HUGE difference. you'll understand once you get here

[NutCheese]

Do I make serious videos?

[joeblue44]

no you make bad videos

[NutCheese]

That's for sure... I suck!

[Dog480]

Looks like you're set! How do you know if you're trailer trash? If any member of your family has died shortly after saying "Hey guys, watch this!"

[toolgirl150]

Aw! That's a fucking riot. I subscribe to you today because you're awfully cute. Do you like Lawrence Welk?

[digitallysick]

Come to the south and vist, its not that bad. Alot of stuff you can get away with in the south that you can't anywhere else

[wolffear]

AHAHAHAH welcome to the south :D

[MustafaPresents]

I generally try to stay within the Inland Empire.

[NutCheese]

I just added defensive, egotistical, evasive, and dumb ass. If you have any more please send them... they are appreciated.

Oh wait... did I not address the issue again? Damn... I am such a major asshole, shit for brains, not funny, defensive, egotistical, evasive, dumb ass, and a Hypocritical fool!

[KingSchism]

Read Flannery O'Conner, A Good Man is Hard to Find.

John Huston made a movie out of her novel Wise Blood.

She was from Georgia. Died young, from lupus in 1964.

[NutCheese]

I thought I was just a major asshole, shit for brains, not funny, and a Hypocritical fool. Now I am ignorant and untalented? There is so much I have to learn about myself. Thank you for your input. I was sitting here this whole time thinking that I was just an asshole!

[mermaidtattoo]

you look like momodelicious

[NutCheese]

She is my mom

[NutCheese]

You make me giggle

[Aember25]

Woot Woot I cant wait until you get here! We are going to have a blast.LOL No you didnt say boys dont cry!!! Damnit Google!!! Gonna scare em all away!!

[NutCheese]

I could have told you I was an asshole. I love people that can't take a joke... it makes it even funnier.

[Jackie615]

BWAHAHAHAHHAHHH!! Are you sure you still want to go??? lol This was too funny!

[NutCheese]

I totally want to go now!

[weisserabfall]

5 stars!!!! thats the funniest thing i've seen on youtube in a long time

[ironfisteagleclaw]

See ya there! Have a great day:)

[waskiewiczrn]

Can't wait!!!

Dena

[ApeQuake]

Cool and very funny video and great images.

[Psst ... Dueling Banjos is copyrighted (and probably many of those images).]

[NutCheese]

I wont tell if you dont.  The site I found the song on said it was ok.

[1dryspell]

nutcheese u rock

[jcole4746]

We like the stereotype, it is all part of our master plan to keep out unwanted folks.....

[NutCheese]

it's working

[winger1212]

So funny. Used to live in Albany, Georgia. Beautiful. I hate to stereotype but the south is full of the nicest people.

[NutCheese]

I kinda like stereotyping

[grandpoobarr]

ha! let me guess with out watching this, you found that the stereotypes of the south are tame in comparison to the actual horror of the place

[NutCheese]

the stereotypes of San Francisco are much tamer than the truth too.

[russell56443]

OK,The passed out backward guy is from an Irish poke at drunk Irish guys!!!

Im very offended seeing myself on Youtube withought my agreeing to it!!!!!!!!!!!

[NutCheese]

that picture of you was very classy

[mysteryglo]

Well, now that you googled all about us down here in the South, you know you are going to have a great fun ole time!!! LOL

[insidethemusicbox11]

mitch hedberg taught me how to speak like a i'm from the south... or should i say the "s-th"

[imxallxhis]

lol that was funny!

[oicu8asammich]

Atlanta isn't considered the south in my book. I'm from Alabama and Atlanta is completely different. Oh yeah, expect it to be FUCKING HOT!

[NutCheese]

Any place that isn't San Francisco or New York is the south to me.

[oicu8asammich]

At least Atlanta is the city. The only place you'll get beaten with a banjo is out in the sticks.

[stealth5976]

Very Funny! 5 stars

[TheaterOfMemory]

real funny! Hey, that was a picture of my mom/cousin! I have it on my refrigerator :-)

[MannyBei]

A blueneck meets redneck

[javalu882005]

Wow, that's don't look too good. lol. iam not going, too bad.. +)

[PinetreeStudios]

the swimming in the mud looks fun well i hope you get what you deserve after that

[NutCheese]

I am just reporting what I see

[PinetreeStudios]

then you have nothing to worry about do you or do you!

[Warwolf421]

OMG! That guy in the truck pool is my dad not joke. We have that picture on our fridge.

[Warwolf421]

Well, way to go me i said "not" when meaning no. Real great on a comment that tells you I'm from the south. Excuse me while i go kill myself

[NutCheese]

Really??? and you admit it?

[Warwolf421]

That really was my dad but it was like 10 years ago.

[NutCheese]

You gotta make a video about it! Interview your dad about it.

[whirlysquirrel]

I've got the same Andy Kaufmann DVD myself, it's hilarious.

[NutCheese]

He makes me giggle

[NihilistZealot]

Thats some good research, plan to bring plenty of bug-spray.

[NutCheese]

Bug spray wont help... I am screwed!

[Michelle5451]

Bug spray?  The bugs are so big down there she's gonna need an Uzi. At least.

[Michelle5451]

PeeChee folders!

[NutCheese]

I still have a PeeChee!

[Michelle5451]

You brat! Seeing that pic of one instantly took me back 25 yrs!

[viddareff]

ok, i will have to be the voice of reason here...

you do have a purdy mouth, so, the focus should be on properly documenting whatever happens and getting it posted on youtube, asap

...for the sake of children and the perpetuation of stereotypes which are a fundamental part of any heritage.

(psst, the selection of photos was perfect)

[NutCheese]

I do have a purdy mouth

[ChemKneazle]

DON'T COME DOWN HERE!!! Georgia is probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me besides a kidney stone! Coming down here can only affect you in a negative manner. You will gain nothing positive from coming down here. STAY WHERE IT'S NICE AND BELOW-BOILING!!!

[NutCheese]

I believe you... but I was pressured to go.

[Tuulish]

im from EU - but that sure did look like ..hhmmmm lots of new exp and fun - hope you have a great time - hugs Tuula (Dk)

[countrygirl1107]

What you found was all the unedumacated southerners. We sterotype yankees too! LOL Loved the video.

[NutCheese]

I am sure glad San Francisco doesn't have any stereotypes

[countrygirl1107]

I hope there was no offense taken. I meant that southerners in general sterotype yankees and also the other way around.

[NutCheese]

I was messing with ya... I don't get offended very easy. Unlike most youtubers, I have a sense of humor.

[Amptron25]

Yep, That's Georgia for ya. It's all Rednecks, Hillbillies, and plenty more odd people. Georgia AIN'T as good as Alabama though. Are you takin' a plane, or drivin' some of the way ?

[NutCheese]

are you seriously debating that Alabama is better than Georgia? Like there is a difference :P

[Amptron25]

Ohh Yeah, there's a BIG Difference, Lots of em'. Alabama has Better Football Teams( 12 National Championships for UA, and 3 for AU ), and less Hillbillies/ Mountainmen. Once you get to SouthTube, I'll find you and explain most of it

[NutCheese]

If you say so

[matt5413]

haha the hotdogs on the rake killed me!

[NutCheese]

they are so inventive

[axokimber]

I love the girl with the orange shorts and VOLS written across the butt. Don't tell Lemonette but Tennessee is better ;)

[NutCheese]

I'm telling

[erichw23]

wtf ...

[NOONE3NOON]

HotLanta

[TheGreatAndMightyMe]

I'm there too.

[sarajonn]

Oh man, I'm embarassed.

[skooterx]

Another good thing about Georgia is Skooter is from there. *waiting on a smart ass comment from kelley*

[NutCheese]

I didn't know you were a product of inbreeding

[skooterx]

That is good. I guess I hide it very well.

[dleifyamjr]

Great video Nutchesse. I got a shirt a while back from a canoe trip down south. It said 'Paddle faster, I think I hear banjo music"

[NutCheese]

classic!

[Weatherhill1]

This is the BEST!!! From the title Don't Lynch Me all the way to the last rolling eyeball!

SPEECHLESS!

LOL

[NutCheese]

And this was me holding back

[ambjdf5205]

LMFAO!!

[OHTXAZ]

I Am So On The Floor L M A O. I Am Sending This To My Loop Friends ;0)

Roberta

[NutCheese]

loop friends?

[OHTXAZ]

Some Friends I Met On A Message Board In 2002. We Became Close Friends And E-Mail Each Other/All Together. So It Loops Around And Becomes A Conversation. Trying To Get Them Hooked On Here.....L O L ;0)

Roberta

[Logan5312]

Good luck.

[2redheads]

I went to Texas once...there were LOTS of road kill armadillo's, water towers aaannnd talk of shotguns...I'm just sayin! PS better travel with TP-just in case-you never know when or why you might need it! I'm just sayin....

2reds

[NutCheese]

I am staying at a hotel... I can just use the curtains

[2redheads]

is it armadillo's or armadillo??? HMMMM....

[iheartslug]

I went to the south this one time. It was weird. The fried green tomatoes were really good, though. You should try some.

[sarajonn]

Yeah, fried green tomatoes are good. I work at a restaurant that serves them. The name of the restauraunt: Butch Cassidy's. enough said.

[NutCheese]

I have actually had them and liked them... but you could fry a piece of shit and it would probably taste good too

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

OMG TO FUNNY !!

[bwhahrhr]

dont hate the beer-chicken. it tastes amazing

[Skuee]

That's nothing like it's like in the South.

Damn you and your stereotypes.

[NutCheese]

that's odd... the stereotypes about San Francisco are all true

[Skuee]

LOL

[myloflex]

LOL at the 5 seconds of total silence...maybe it's better that I'm not able to make it after all.

[NutCheese]

I was deep in thought

[cjh6793]

That's great. Sadly, it looks like the sterotypes are true...have fun!

[sdhadg]

okay, this one was GREAT!. I about pissed myself laughing at the pictures. Plz take pictures so we can see if it is really like that in Georgia. Have fun and be careful!

[NutCheese]

I am gonna be hunting for mullets

[sdhadg]

lmao@mullet hunting...I live in Oklahoma now and I have taken SO many pictures of all the mullets to send back home. They sport those and nascar tattoo's. I thought Joe Dirt was just a movie.

[KingSchism]

Shoot them mullets!(With your camera, of course.)

[trishasledge]

hilarious video ,have a great time there .

[genmama1955]

You are gonna have a blast down there in Gawja!

[JeeprzCreepers56]

That is hilarious.

[kidblood1]

The south is great ! Its the only place were guys go to family reunions to pick up chicks.

[NutCheese]

they should just hook up with their ex-brother-in-laws

[1DRock37167]

Done that!

[kidblood1]

BURN

[curt344]

That 'Man of my dreams' guy is hawt.

Pardon me while I puase there to 'google' myself.

*2 minutes later*

Thanks, that was good!

[NutCheese]

I hope you washed your hands

[curt344]

Nah, that's for lightweights.

[trevorlucerostudio]

you're funny as hell. A highly objective reporter.

[NutCheese]

objective is my middle name... I change it cause Marie was too boring

[deboraschannel]

LMAO! :D

Hope you have fun there, NutCheese.

[bromalayhoohoo]

Lmao Kell......i almost spit out my drink when the deer bunghole doorbell came up...lmfao!!!!

Hoo Hoo

[NutCheese]

I wouldn't make something like that up