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  • Ah, good old Lawrence Welk. When I was a kid — before the days of cable, when TVs only had 13 channels and half of those were nothing but white noise — The Lawrence Welk Show was the ONLY thing on at 7pm on Saturday evenings in the Los Angeles area, so I watched it. I have no doubt that's why I'm as fucked up as I am today.

  • Clueless. Like Santorum or Teabagging.

  • I bet someone got fired the next day...

  • I wonder if anyone ever told them what they were singing about? Someone should've suggested that they do "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane.

  • Do these people even know what a "toke" is?

  • Is that "the" Dick Dale....the surf guitar player??? If it is, I am glad he stuck with the guitar. His vocal was totally flat :0)

  • @buckgiblet I wondered the same thing. Could it be the same guy??

  • i like thi version better!

  • This was old Larry Welk's pathetic attempt to attract a younger audience. (Most of his fans were octogenarian GERITOL swiggers, with one foot in their grave.) Laughable.

  • The accordian player sounded like he just smoked a bowl!! lol

  • I would love to kick back and smoke one with her!!!

  • @lovetrain442 Maybe you would've like to do that 40 yrs ago. Now she is about 64 so are you sure about that?

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  • Third stanza, 5th line: If I should choose to make a part of me,... always sounded like "to make a pot of me." Really. Hell, it is a modern spiritual when you take too-big a toke, it is Instant Karma and you start coughing, just like the introducing MC! Just look at the YouTube alternative videos in the right column. One Toke must have been after Welk gave up on hiding his long-hair hippie guitar player in the late 60's.

  • Jesus packs my bowl

  • @minnowpd sounds to me like the accordion player had too big a hit before he went on.

  • Jesus packs my bowl

  • Welk's own comment at the end of this piece establishes that they all thought they were doing a "modern spiritual." This is how Christians get fooled by millionaire TV evangelists: You slip in the word "Jesus" and they think it's God talking.

  • Apparently Brewer and Shipley laughed their asses off about this, as it happened like a week after Vice President Spiro Agnew blamed them for corrupting the nation's youth.

  • Things were changing in the '70s, I guess. Even Lawrence Welk was toking it up.

  • Did EVERYBODY involved in the taping of this tune really think this was a Gospel tune? There had to be some jazz musicians in the band that day who were biting their cheeks to keep from guffawing out loud.

  • Brilliant....a smoking song on Mr. Middleclass Living-Room's show. As always, done with that Stepford Wives quality of rendition.

    They should have had the haze machine going, just for the final touch.

    Where were the 70es circular video effects when you really needed them....:-)

  • Get high on Jesus(With a little help from THC)

  • WTF....

  • I bet Gail Farrell had a bush that would knock your Aunt Connie's socks off!

  • She does have a fivehead lol

  • If you think this stuff is brilliant now, drop a tab.

  • Was her forehead that big or was I looking through a couple of bubbles?

  • @getula4003 Like Bill Clinton! LMAO!!!! This would have aired about the time Bill Clinton smoke pot but never inhaled.

  • Did I hear? "who do ya love, I hope it's weed?

  • FYI Lawrence Welk was a Big Band leader from the 40's Swing era. This was not a religion show. I think most parents were clueless to the meaning of rock songs their children were listening to.

  • @mattb127 How is this Conservative?

  • Next week "Smoke on the Water" and "The Needle and the Damage Done".

    LOL

    "Go ask Alice...when she's ten feet tall......." (White Rabbit)

  • I think the Lawrence Welk show was like the Rock of Gibraltar -- i.e. the last place Neanderthals were know to have existed long after modern humans had taken over Europe.

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  • Fits perfectly, I mean... the only conceivable explanation for the existence of the Lawrence Welk show would be that the artists, the studio audience, the viewers, the production designers, the network execs and Lawrence himself were all stoned out of their skulls.

  • AHAHAHAH fucking zealots this is ridiculous

  • A modern spiritual!!! Ohhhh Yeah

  • Reefer Madness!!! Run Away!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • They totally know. Lawrence totally knows.

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  • I think they got high off the fumes of all that polyester they wore -- not to mention the hairspray.

  • lol im smoking out to this song and its the shit!!!

  • myron coughs during intro of the duet...did he have one toke too many?

  • Wow, that was amazing. They obviously had no clue.

  • too bad her name wasn't Mary Jane.

  • Too Darn funny, they thought they were singing a religious song and they were actually singing about getting baked. Sweet Mary wasn't the Virgin Mary!

  • I still love watching L,W. My 11 year old died laughing watching it with me.:what are they wearing daddy" she ask me

  • One toke? Poor fools, wait till they see them goddamn bats, man . . .

  • Ha Ha Ha!!! Gotta love it!! Crazy conservatives really don't think, do they!! This almost doesn't seem real!!

  • Leave it to a moronic liberal to make this a political thing...what an A**mattb127

  • @amigorobo How can one not make it political??  These crazy con fundies should try using both hemispheres of their brains!!

  • We can't stop here, this is Bat Country.

  • had jesus in the lyrics! hahahahahaha

  • immediately after singing this song they both went out back and smoked a joint and had sex!

  • my favorite Lawrence Welk introduction was Welk himself, introducing a song, like this. "... and now they are going to perform, 'Take thee, a Train' " What a goof.

  • @mattb127 We are not dumb at all.. Lawrence Welk was not up to speed on what this song meant..

  • Gail and Dale look like their one toke over the line themselves. So when is LW going to do Pain it Black by Rolling Stones?

  • @garyseven710 Given that he's been dead for years, it won't be any time soon. I've always heard rumors that he did secret sessions with Frank Zappa...ok, there ARE no such rumors but I really REALLY wish there were. Is that a bad thing?

  • I don't get it.

  • wow. 1971. Don't remember this one. My folks used to watch that, umm, 'religiously.'

    I think it's more humorous, now, though, since the 'culture' has become more mainstream.

  • @mattb127 how do you get that out of this, you are just a hater

  • love it.... just like real gospel heye?? well it is a love song right???? ahahhahah

  • The song does mention Jesus, y'know.

  • A parody could not have been funnier.

  • Hey! It's Mike Huckabee and Sarah Palin!

  • This is what the Ed Sullivan show would have looked like if it was programmed by Ned Flanders.

    A "modern day spiritual"??? Really? Bwahahahahhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!1

  • i haven't laughed this hard in a long long time!

  • it gets better at 1:45 in, the break really made me laugh

  • Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!!

  • @mattb127 bathroom mat,so many mistake where to start,one we are spell wrong but I at least try to correct it,you have no clue,a libertarian is not a leftist you moron,they just believe in no government and no drugs laws.If you ever get a job you are a corporate slave,business people make 90% of all US jobs,for me I started my own small business,and have the pains to prove it.I work for myself and my family,you suck at the tit of society.I love FREEDOM and I fought for it what did you do,moron

  • @mattb127 Don't waste your time with JJMFB1. He is a lunatic. In a BeeGees clip he just butted in with my discussion with all his arrogant show off of his supposed knowledge in music. And whatever topic he is there from politics to music pretending he is genus correcting spellings grammar etc on people. He must be an insecure impotent oldie who vent his frustration by promoting his own arrogant claim of knowledge. Talking to him is a waste of time. He is a total moron who cannot understand.

  • @mattb127 JJMFB1 also brag about fighting for freedom. I tell you what, those who really fought for freedom never talk about it. And here is this coward impotent going all over Youtube talking about his fight for freedom. With his IQ he can't even be admitted by the militia. He was probably a civilian cook in the navy and brag to be a hero. What a shameful and pitiful old fart that guy is.

  • they knew what they were singing look at the body language before they sing the song

  • I'd like to get one toke over the line with her and put my joint in her. Think she would know what that is?

  • thnx everybody for making me laugh it IS a classic;)))) 1 toke!

  • Awesome to see such squares saying the word "toke".

  • Looks like Welk was "one toke over the line" when he introduced this

  • Cute. "Dick Dale"... I almost thought it was "Thee Dick Dale", surf guitar hero. Whew (Thank Jesus), it wasn't.

    --Van

  • i wonder how many times they sang this before someone told them what it was about? this is great, a modern spiritual

  • They're blazing. Just look at 'em!

  • @mattb127 Matty girl,Lawrence Welk may not have known what one toke meant,but his stupidity made him a multi-millionaire and laughed all the way,his show was not my taste but enough older folks listened for several years and he was a major star. Never did he talk politics,he just played music.my point about your lib friends clinton and edwards was that they were low lifes like you and all libs who hate Reps. getting some in your case would be little boys,I've fought for freedom,what have done.

  • @mattb127 Only a fool like you could equate Welk as a political anything Welk was from a time when most people went to vote and did not preach to people about how screwed up we all are,he may not have known what this song really was about,he was told it was a gospel song and he liked the song and music, I'm sure in your lefty world libs never make mistakes,or at least never admit it, J. Edwards never fathered his love child and clinton never lied about all the women he had,and what is is, moron

  • a hiarious hatchet job

  • velveeta cheesey!

  • @mattb127 I agree that the people on the Lawrence Welk show probably didn't know what they were singing about. My Grandparents,Parents, and In-Laws loved the show and they were life long liberal Democrats and I am sure they would not know what Toking meant. I don't think this made them dumb. Most older people in the early 70's did not know anything about toking or it would not have gotten the airplay that it did back then. Times have changed

  • @mattb127 I don't think you can assume that they belong to any or either party simply by watching a video. Those were simpler times then.

  • Just frekin awsome!

  • great song!!!!!

  • OH these musicians and vocalists sure did know exactly what they were singing about. I have watched the PBS specials of Lawrence Welk and each of the old singers take turns hosting a chat segment right where they would break for commercial. In talking about t they did admit they got one over the censors of that day since they tagged it as a spiritual song siting the Sweet Jesus lyrics.

    LMAO!!! Even Mr. Welk Knew.

  • mattb and lsdariuss, you are obviously very, very young and very, very naive.

  • @mattb127 amen 2 that!!

  • What's so funny? I guess you people never knew that in real life was a huge pot-head. Man could put Bob Marley to shame. Used to grow it too. It was the shit!

  • I love that the band is wearing all green suits like a N.O.R.M.L. conference! Guess it's a spiritual song for the sacred church of Rastafarian. Blessed be the Lord - pass the bong!

  • Sweet JESUS!

    Thank you Lord for our blessed sacrament!

  • Hillarious! Those two wouldn't have a clue what a "toke"was!

  • @scuttlebuttlodge: If you notice the sly grins of "Gayle and Dale", and the *cough* for the accordion guy introducing the song, it's pretty clear that they *knew* they were getting something past the censors.

  • It may be utter crap, but they DID make it into some kind of a gospel song. And that wasn't easy to do ... not even in those costumes.

  • i bet the real dumb asses are still singng this in church

  • Great! Even a key change...pass the brownies!

  • Lawrence Welk thought this was a Christian song! hahahahaha what an idiot. just because a song has jesus and sweet mary doesnt mean it's christian you idiot! hahahaha

  • That is hilarious! Lawrence Welk was probably in the back hitting the bong. I'm sure he got the lutefisk munchies later on. ;)

  • look at how that dude is all up on that lady's balls. if they were/are married, i bet he beats the shit out of her when the dishes arent washed.

  • I thought that Dick Dale was that Surf Guitar guy!!!!!!!!!

  • @kmatosky There are 2 musicians named Dick Dale. The one on the Welk show was born in 1926 according to wikipedia while the Surf Guitarist was born in 1937.

  • OMG!! that is funny....they took it "Modern Spiritual" LOL LOl...I grew up with this song, they never sang it in church!!

  • @mattb127

    Amazing that you just KNOW that they are conservatives!

  • it just never gets old. Makes me wanna get high as kite and watch it again and again

  • @mattb127 Hey!! I'm mostly conservative and I"m not dumb!! We're not all idiots!! :-)

  • Unreal.

  • This is funny as shit! LOL!!!! They are singing about smoking weed.....hehehehehe....

  • Of course Jim Morrison got into trouble for singing the phrase "Girl we coudn't get much hgher" on The Ed Sullivan show..

  • ROFL this is real life comedy gold!

  • Yes, kiddies, this really *did* happen! I know, because I *remember* it --- I was eight years old at the time, and my grandparents always watched LW (without irony). Now, I was a bit of a "late bloomer", and hadn't yet experienced The Devil's Tobaccy for myself, but I knew what "toking" was, and I think this may've been the very first time in my then-young life that I said to myself, "Self, did we really just see and hear that?" :-))

  • Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! This funny as hell!!! 1970s Christian folk singers singing a song about smoking marijuana & didn't have clue what they were singing about probably until years later! What a wake up call that was!!!!! Religious song? Yeah, it's a religious song about smoking weed. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • @MrBrombomb: If you notice the sly grins of "Gayle and Dale", and the *cough* for the accordion guy introducing the song, it's pretty clear that they *knew* they were getting something past the censors.

  • Too Fucking funny,

    My parents loved this show my brother and sister and I hated it.

    I bet they thought is was about Jesus.

  • this is the best thing i have ever seen lol

  • HaHaHa Sweet revenge..lol

  • Brewer and Shipley: Epic WIN, nearly forty years in the future. Oh, wait...

    OK, seriously, I can't find any info as to whether this is the same Dick Dale as "The King of Surf Guitar" Dick Dale. Anyone? Bueller?

  • absolutely NOT the same Dick Dale, are you kidding? The real Dick Dale is a blonde. And he's a BIG guy. And, he's not completely clue-free.

  • Take a toke-a one, a two,a three

  • Cool.

  • Oh man, that is priceless. I guess all you have to do is put the words "sweet Jesus" in a song and Christians will think it's a "modern spiritual". What a great way to be subversive!

  • LOL man that is a solid 10

  • there's no way they knew what they were singing about, I would love to see Lawrence Welk's face when he found out what it means.

  • YES!

  • pot is god

  • "Man, this is the way to travel," said my attorney. He leaned over to turn the volume up on the radio, humming along with the rhythm section and kind of moaning the words: "One toke over the line . . . Sweet Jesus . . . One toke over the line . . ."

    Also, love how Myron is choking in the introduction. He may also be a toke or two over the line. Did that accordion double as a bellows-powered bong of some kind?

  • This reminds me of Hee Haw hahahaha!

  • They sure could sing loud and clear. And also real (although this is fake) but today's music is all computer made and more into looks then talent.

    Barbra Streisand wouldn't make a change nower days, somebody told me, and I think he was right.

  • @RoadlessPath a prime example odf that I must say is Taylor Swift

  • Can't believe Gail and Dale sang this. I'm sure Lawrence didn't know what it was about. Brewer and Shipley said they wrote a song that Lawrence WelK AND Jerry Garcia did.

  • Haha at the end of the song Laurence says "And there you go a modern day spiritual by Dale and Gail . I think he put to much enfaces on the "Sweet Jesus " and not enough on the "One toke over the line". It's actually blasphemous in that It is synonymous with me saying " God damn, I took one to many hits off that joint " Its funny , that show was made the year i was born and now i 've grown still one toke over the line. Whats a generation gap because i think my Moms record collection kicks ass?

  • Back then people used to talk about the "Generation Gap."

  • Again with the Illuminati.

  • One took, you fool?!

  • wrong!

  • "A 'modern' spiritual". Ha!

  • Hilarious!!!!!!

  • Holy smoke! Now that's funny, I don't care who you are... That's funny!

  • @Steve35660 Holy "smoke"! Good word choice!

  • well they clearly knew what they were singing about! lol everyone got high back then!

  • one toke over the line! SWEET JESUS! GOD DANG BATZ

  • This is hysterically funny the orginal sucks but I love this 1 hysterical

  • My guess is Gail and Dick new what they were singing but the band and Lawrence had no idea. Look at their faces, they know it's hilarious.

  • omg i love it! LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • actually they believed it to be a gospel song ...

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  • jebus + drugs = lol

  • Considering that this particular group of people were the largest consumers of legal and illegal drugs, I can assure you they knew exactly what they were singing about...

  • Actually i think they were one Joke over the line..

  • UNBELIEVABLE.  They don't even have a clue what they are singing about. I wonder if anyone ever told them (and Lawrence Welk) what the song meant, and if so, what the reaction was!

  • Clueless conservatives. Always good for laffs.

    Reminds me of the teabaggers.

  • ...and then "Animal- f**k like a beast by W.A.S.P.

  • Hahahahaha, that would be a good follow up!

  • ah carumba!

  • And after this, they did "A Passage to Bangkok" by Rush...

  • And then, I heard the encore was "Sweet Leaf" by Black Sabbath! :-D

  • Oh, and before I forget ("micro-amnesia"? :-)~), Myron Cohen sounds like *he's* "one toke over the line" when he's announcing the performance! At the very least, he knows what the lyrics mean and is fighting hard to keep from cracking-up :-)) . . .

  • "Fifteen Stars"! :-D This is the best thing, EVER! I grew up in Oklahoma, though I wasn't native, and in some weird way this reminds me of dear old Tulsa *chuckle!*. "Oral Roberts on Dope" LOL!

  • Lol, Gail went to ORU and was Miss Tulsa in 1967. She got 1st runner-up to Miss Oklahoma that year

  • Oh, you're kidding, vhsstillok --- she really *did* go to ORU? :-)~ I almost should've known that "first-hand" (we moved to Tulsa in '71). I repeat: "You *can't* make this stuff up!" :-))

  • Hep, true true. Fun how truth is stranger than fictions sometimes. What is really funny is that she won the swimsuit competition!

  • lol they never read the lyrics, "it waiting for the train to SMOKE sweet Mary"

  • WunnerfulaWunnerful

  • Dude... Larry was a big time stoner, alot of people didn't know that.

  • "one toke over the line"

    now no one saw that this was a song about pot...

    but the guy that sang

    "puff the magic dragon" STILL cant convince anyone it wasnt about drugs...

    what gives?

  • and neither was HR Puff 'n' Stuff, lol