$5 Well Spent

[vulcangrl13]

I wonder if he's single because I like him. :3

[thegreatCOOPS]

1:19 - LOL

[BlakeRyanDesign]

3 inch cock? Please tell me that's soft. This guy has me all hot and bothered for some reason.

[AriaDawn13]

I was so distracted by the thought of Morgan Spurlock being possessed by Jason Statham, I hardly knew what he was talking about the first time I watched it.

[krizzae]

LOL yesss!!!!!

[slyscape25]

Jesus Fucking Christ!!

[araispoetry]

I LOVE THIS

[PaigeEatsZombies]

His voice! <3

This was just amazing. He pretty much covered everything

[KarmafromFla]

He left out her mom, too. Get with the program!

[punch2fase]

This made my morning!

[mutineer826]

My sister's next birthday card will be to My Fave Cunt Moron Fanny Flange Prick Sis:

[connberkshire]

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[harrypotterbadactor]

I'm in love!

[qween2MAB]

hmm, no one visits Regretsy anymore!? Damn. I must be lost.

[vita64]

Thumbs up if you followed the link here from Regretsy. And liked the video. But still like Regretsy. Because you're just that perverse.

Thumbs down if my sentences fragments annoyed the piss out of you.

[KVandendriessche]

3inches? Wow.



[tehkittenears]

3 inch LOL



[spiderweaver2]

Ahahaha. The accent makes it hilarious.

[pigsIop]

He failed to mention Helen's infertility.

[jernellerosales]

Close your eyes and think of Jason Statham.....

[TheSnuzzle]

Thanks for this. I was having such a terrible day and HIS ranting made me feel better. At least someone's getting crap off their chest! Love it! "Trying to make more money or something off us... I'unno."

[MyT01]

I've got the weirdest boner right now!

[DesigningJanice]

I cannot stop watching this video!!!! BEST. EVAR!!!!

[Pretty6Flower]

For some reason, that made me really happy.

[mowglikingoftheswing]

Am proud to call this chap my friend....LISTEN TO THE MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!

[narmolania]

OMG, I laughed my arse off XDDDD (Did I just turn brittish?)

[LiinkFreek]

AND FUUUUCK uff.

[waterfallsandrain]

mr. cornwell, you are a god.

[BigForLittleBlog]

I already have a list of people for this guy to tell off. Most of them, just for kicks and giggles.

[Renitamac]

I used to hate British (Scottish?) accent. Now, I kind of find it cute. LOL

[Dillshellard]

hilarious! 

[gwendelk]

Oh. My. God. Brilliant. Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Definitely a fiver well spent. 

[iruparatso]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[GreyDancer42]

This would have been cheap at twice the price.

[CeresBimbo]

I suddenly want to watch Sean of the Dead. He sounds like the actor that plays Sean.

[iruparatso]

@CeresBimbo Yeah. English people tend to sound like English people.

[regretsy]

@iruparatso Except Sam sounds more like Simon Pegg than Anthony Hopkins. Every country has regional dialects, so having the same nationality doesn't mean you'll speak similarly. Paula Deen doesn't sound like Fran Drescher.

[Syndication]

@regretsy holy shit. the fact that you compared paula deen and fran drescher just made my life

[SuperDuckyWho]

@regretsy You paid him to rip you didn't you... XD

[CeresBimbo]

@iruparatso Well I meant the sound of his voice, not the accent itself. The tone is about the same.

[OneOfTheHive]

Well. That was bloody awesome. Now bugger the fuck off!