Do men have a facility to wet themselves?

[audball911]

What a fascinating lesson on male plumbing.

[toolworks]

Haha I dreamed about pissing once and wet myself.

[Henry1993bc]

@toolworks the dreaded dream of piss

[Kaaxe]

Feels like she is repeating herself alot

[justamick1]

IF YOU SNEEZE AND COUGH AT THE SAME TIME YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN YOUR POCKET AND SECRETLY NIP THE END AND WAIT FOR THE APPROPIATE MOMENT TO LET IT GO. OF COURSE, THIS IS NO GOOD IF YOU ARE JEWISH.

[moutaz30]

This phil jupitus guy is slowly but surely getting on my tits

[justamick1]

@moutaz30 ***HE IS VERY LOUD ISNT HE.

[moutaz30]

@justamick1 Yeah bro, he's loud, annoying, unfunny and drags his shit jokes for way too long! can't stand him!

[soundslave]

What would Jo do if she couldn't make the 'I'm Old' or 'my husband...' jokes?

[Antihochos]

@soundslave Step up the fat bird jokes I suspect.

[Udany147]

@soundslave More to the point, what would Reginald D. Hunter do if he wasn't black (or, to a lesser extent, American)?

[CoolKabbage]

See! I've done that dream thing before.

[Peglegkickboxer]

jo brand is my hero

[ChipArgyle]

Ha! You know Alan's had to wash some bedsheets in his day.

What happens if you cough really hard in your sleep while dreaming about going to the bathroom? Hopefully you'd be sleeping alone when you found out.

[HunchbackJack]

I don't know what my dream QI panel would be, but this one is close. I also really like David Mitchell as a panelist, but who would I swap out to make room? :)

Dara O'Briain is bloody funny, by the way.

HBJ

[sargentaaron2004]

@HunchbackJack Swap Jo Brand for David Mitchel, and this would be perfect, as much as I like Jo, David Mitchell is king, and his and Dara's intelligence would dominate!

[Kan2209]

Nothing funnier than old fat elvis pooping while singing a serious song.

[cucumbermoisturecrem]

I have this recurring dream in which no matter how many times I go to the loo, I still can't get rid of the feeling that I need to go. And then I wake up bursting. Guess my brain just gets lazy.

[ProducShuns]

"weave this into the narrative" lol!

[homebaked]

Funny seeing their heads getting humped by giant thorny lizards

[IngaFrid]

Shit a little bit...? :D

[StayForNJATA]

Alan Davis is just a big child. I love him!

[TrollReborn]

I only wish that Hitler could have been alive to see this moment.

[chez300]

lol, her sneezing made me sneeze O:)

[TheLongestPath]

I love how dignified she seems when she comes out with these lines :D

[JorgsnewYTaccount]

I once shat myself coughing at a funeral.

[MisterTwoPiece]

@JorgsnewYTaccount - LMAO!

[kisbie]

Jo Brand is rapidly becoming the grand old dame of British comedy.

[theoriginalbookworm]

"well you wouldn't be that unhappy in a nappy" <3 love this :L

[mizzt1]

I love Stephan's ties

[Donalm95]

@afs189. Yes all Irish people end their jokes in "ughh".

[TheMikeyReilly]

I know exactly what Alan is talking about. Me (first time I wet the bed in 9 years) was in a dream randomly at a snooker game. I popped out to the loo, and wet the bed.

Weird.

[HittokiriBatosai]

I love how the whole conversation was derailed by something as simple as a sneeze

[boobabycluebaby2]

"Well, let's weave it into the narrative." LMAO!

[thomasimon]

Why has Phil turned into Stephen at the start?

[PollyJuice]

The topic of Elvis shitting himself, accompanied by the video on the screens of what looks like two lizards rocking back and forth... no. No. Please. No.

[247custard]

Faculty Jo . . .faculty.

[awkwardbarry]

@Afs189 Dara. Dara O'Briain. And I think it's just him. And I find it incredibly annoying.

[CorvusCorone68]

@awkwardbarry actually a lot of comedians do it, it's the pause for laughter, his is just more distinctive

[hardcoreharro]

"We'll have a BLUE Christmas WITHOUT YOU!!!!!"

haha

[sama31655]

Phil's laugh at the end!

[Elphir]

Is that Phill Jupitus? He looks so very..old!

I mean, he looks like a senior :P

[Ohfishyfishyfish]

That hairstyle wasn't really working for him

[Transformergirl]

Bad hair day. lol

[MuninRaven]

@Elphir: He's starting to look like David Dickenson! 0_0

[HughHouselover]

real fun! =)

[zeldagoblin]

Phil's hair looks like David Dickinson's in this clip

[ScarletSinn]

@zeldagoblin suits him tho.

[duliGirl]

I love Phil Jupitus!