How To Increase Your Chances Of Getting Pregnant

[vampireknightlover98]

I'm 12 and I don't want to het prego and time soon why the fuck am I watching this

[Mr420weedguy]

get a dick and ur not!!(:

[splashdream15]

Step 1: have sex 3 times a day and do not use a condom

Step 2: you're done

[earth1552]

I'm a guy why am i watching this

[MultiRump]

Step one: fuck

[Magcomplex]

@MultiRump

Step two: FUCK a lot....

[sangochan716]

kidney beans totally work. my mom was told she would never have kids n after eating kidney beans 6 out of seven nights a week, she gave birth to me and my sisters within 3 years. AND she was almost forty when she started

[minhang5041992]

If you don't wanna get pregnant, avoid these things

[1318music]

I'm 13 why the hell am I watching this!!?

[TyZi187]

dont get pregnant we dont need more babies

[BrutalNightmares]

0:06 .. did.... her "boobs" just got down to her stomach.. 8}

[DatNatiBitch]

is anyone else watching this so they know what NOT to do?

or is that just me....

[cmynaffit]

More than likely someone watching this video on purpose is already having sex.

[UtubeCreature]

Why isn't gender a requirement??? 

[browniee365]

How to increase your chances of getting pregnant.

Step one - Have sex.

[JessiRain94]

Why do you need all this crap to increase having a baby damn if you cant have any then adopt duh

[XxRyAn1sThEk1LlErSxX]

things you will need: a man

[love4life1337]

why is a dude talking about this?

[jaysekhon8014]

Increase chances of pregnancy ..

Step 1 : Call me.

Questions ??

[XxChooseYourFatexX]

They forgot one thing for Needed: A man with a fully functional penis.

[acts238111]

Hey, does anyone know if sperm mixed with saliva inserted into the vagina (or partially like on the clit area) can get a women pregnant??? I am really young and am not sure. Thanks!!!!!

[rorlew]

everybody who think getting pregnant is easy has no empathy at all to people who's been trying so long and still not getting pregnant yet

For some couple getting pregnant is not a piece of cake

This information is very useful !

[shonapal]

thnx... very informative video.



[TheRidiSphere]

I'm a guy why the hell am I watching this?

[WorldWideCeleb]

@TheRidiSphere LOL exactly

[SricZednem]

@TheRidiSphere Because youre bored and theres nothing to do at 6 in the morning.

Oh shit, its 6 already?

[alizcool1]

@ElectrifiedReptile06 haha you just explianed the whole having a baby process.

[alizcool1]

WTF the guy was wearing his cap in bed?

[pzdontsaystupidreply]

just simply wait for the guy to climax and don't pull out. easy!

[SNUFFLESxXx]

this vid was made on my birthday

[TidalFlame88]

Anyone notice that the top two countries that watched this video do not need any more children, India and the U.S.

[AlexsndraWolf]

at 2:24 -2:31 i was thinking that a killer with a knife will pop up lol

[gameplaya4lyfe]

This video is most watched by:

Female 13-17

Male 35-44

Male 25-34

How does this not surprise me at this point?

[hypersupermamado]

@gameplaya4lyfe whats your point??

[kcra123]

@gameplaya4lyfe smart people watch weird things. see you're a smart person, right?

[Itzthreepeat]

i guess i shouldnt show this to my girlfriend...

[cuddleTrouble08]

@Itzthreepeat By the way, theres more chance of gettin pregrent if the girl is ontop or if both are doin it sitin up, so less likely if lyin down and d lad ontop, i forget why but i read it on a magazine ages ago

[mindharvester]

to all guys aim better aiming increse pregnent with over 9000%

[CokedUpPuppy]

According to the video statistics this video is most popular with Females ages 13-17.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[chattycheese123]

wat if the bf is watching this???

[G0neguy]

I was the 19th guy to accidentaly click this video..lol

[cristachaos]

Just have sex, duh!

[betterinfo4you]

Check it out my vid about TIPS HOW TO GET PREGNANT NATURALLY, Without drugs or in vitro fertilisation. It's about Infertiliy Treatment. Thank You

[MrUprizin]

with all this we're gunna have 1000000000 babies

[shin1300]

guys told their gf never to do these things >:D

[spy96]

Have sex once in 3 days instead of every day.

[Iamsky15]

cool vid

[xXPr3ttyiNPiNkxX]

Female 13-17

Male 35-44

Male 25-34

wow 13 to 17? What has the world come to.

[Exile499]

Step 1: f**k somebody done

[riddick0846]

good info. now is there a video on how to NOT get her pregnant?

[moniquegary1]

2 words : HAVE SEX !

[Pinkhorizon90]

step 1:

sex

[MrFilly123]

someone else is using my account and leaving comments on these kind of videos wtf!!

[agentbl]

Fuck that. I'm not getting any woman pregnant. Having kids is a waste of time and energy. Too many people got their minds on having kids. I'm not one of them. My mind is on starting my career and being successful in life. I'm not trying to have my time taken up by any whiny, screaming, loud mouth brat. I have better things to do with my life. Having children? No fucking way, whatsoever. I'm busy having a life. Fuck having kids. Live your life. Leave those little monsters alone.

[gmanhax]

@agentbl you used to be a kid too. ROFLMAO

[myson04]

@agentbl if that was the case I don't think you would be commenting this video

[vasemedroserii]

@agentbl Ummm no children no life.....seems logical

[agentbl]

@vasemedroserii Are you saying that if I have no children, I'm not going to have a life? Is that what you're really saying? Let me ask you a question, numbnuts. Is it a necessity that a person have kids? Why can't a person be happy without kids? I surely am. I don't need children to make me happy. I'm perfect fine with my life without kids. I'm really tired of people like you who try to belittle people like me because I have no kids. Not all of us are meant to be parents.

[vasemedroserii]

@agentbl Oh my god! Dont be so rude and aggresive. I dont really care about you and how you choose to be happy, not at all. And try not to be so deffensive and interpret things like you want to understand them.

What I wrote was what I meant, which is "no children NO life". It's obvious that children are life, the fruits of human kind and the future. You are being judgemental, saying that success = no children. People dont have children because they are unhappy with their life!

[agentbl]

@vasemedroserii People who don't have children are unhappy with their lives? How the fuck do you figure that?

[agentbl]

@vasemedroserii I never said that success equals no children. There are different degrees of success. Life still goes on wether a person has kids or not. I don't find success in having kids. I'm very content with my life without kids. Children would only complicate my life. I don't need that kind of stress. I also don't need any kind of baby mama dreama. That just doubles the havoc.

[ashbashem88]

It saddens me to see all these comments about whores, hookers, etc. The main people who watch these videos ARE MARRIED WOMEN and MEN who HAVE TROUBLE CONCEIVING. 20% of COUPLES have TROUBLE CONCEIVING. It's sad when people who don't even want babies spit them out and I who wants a baby and have been trying for over a year can't get pregnant.

[transcollege]

@ashbashem88 funny and sadly ironic the teens don't want babies get them the adults don't weird world

[Rushthatspeaks]

This video is hilarious considering 99.9 percent of sluts who get pregnant didn't mean to get pregnant in the first place but are instead just dirty whores who are just as promiscuous as guys.

Step one, be the whore you are, the rest will take care of itself.

[ashbashem88]

@Rushthatspeaks It saddens me to see all these comments about whores, hookers, etc. The main people who watch these videos ARE MARRIED WOMEN and MEN who HAVE TROUBLE CONCEIVING. 20% of COUPLES have TROUBLE CONCEIVING. It's sad when people who don't even want babies spit them out and I who wants a baby and have been trying for over a year can't get pregnant. You have no idea what you are talking about.

[Rushthatspeaks]

@ashbashem88 Obviously you're the exception and I feel terrible for you if you truly want a child. I really hope it works out for you. But I'm sickened and fed up with people in this world having illegitimate children because they're selfish and irresponsible. I figured this would be a good video to comment on that, albeit in a harsh way. So for you and women like you I offer my support and hope, but for the selfish sluts in the world my opinion stands.

[takerfan26]

1:be a hooker

2:no condoms

Optional:fk with anyone

[fitimshaqiri]

if i take bodybuilding supplements how long should i live them befor i go for it

[SweetJaneofGoth]

Like I was at a party and there was this guy with a really big cock. I just had to have him inside me and he was so big he reached all the way up in me and came really hard and when he was filling me with cum I was having a huge Orgasm. I felt wet for days. When I got knocked up I was happy cause my baby has a really big cock. Life is better for a boy when he has a big cock.

[9529180]

@SweetJaneofGoth, that has got to be the funniest shit i've read all morning

[SweetJaneofGoth]

@9529180 I won't tell your boss what you're doing sis.

[9529180]

@SweetJaneofGoth, what the hell?

[shuttershocker]

That's not 54.. that's 42. At least split the screen into the amount of squares you're talking about... or just DON'T.

[HeartKevinHeart]

Step 10 XD

[AshXXMayftw]

Thank you now the teenage pregnancy rate is going to be even more screwed

up

[GreatestRealist]

How about tips for people NOT to get pregnant..... thats what people really need.

[thecruelandunusual]

why the hell would you want to give birth? get a puppy instead...

[9529180]

@thecruelandunusual, didn't someone give birth to you? selfish fuck

[mark675]

dressing like a slut gets u pregnant! lol

[IREIGNI]

dude where is the penis.. i dont see it in the list

[vertiouslady31]

I DON'T HAVE FERTILIY PREGNANT... ITS MY HUSBAND WHO HAVE THE PROBLEM.... ALL MY MAMA KIDS CAN HAVE KIDS.....LOL!

[missy021214]

have sex during your period always works wonders. sleep nude and make love in the morning or at lunch time. have a time for a quickie.

[starstrukk280]

She is soo pretty! :O

[fude3]

step 1: have sex

[5WaitingWombs]

if only it were that easy

[vertiouslady31]

i dont think all this work, everybody body is different... the MAIN CAUSE IS DON;T THINK ABOUT IT...JUST HAVE SEX AND RELAX AND DONT THINK ABOUT IT, AND BAME UR PREGNANT....

[5WaitingWombs]

@vertiouslady31 this is absolutely false! If someone suffers from a condition that causes infertility such as PCOS, Hypothyroidism, Endo etc.. relaxing and not thinking about it is the worst thing you can do and can cause more harm than good. Infertility is only a symptom of possible life threatening medical issues.

[fty170]

@5WaitingWombs uhhh bro u cant die if yo dick dont work ull be fine

[michaeluvnikita]

@vertiouslady31 don't think about what? Getting pregnant at all? Or getting pregnant while you are doing it?

[Ac3Ph3wl]

having sex 2 times a day works just fine...

[maireilla]

That's crazy, I never realized I could get pregnant from eating bread. Hmm.

[snakewynd]

simple, just fuck all day and night

[DaBagelSquad]

One of the related videos is "How to get a free drink from a bartender".

If you are going to watch this, don't watch that, lmao

[MrClevenger777]

They forgot a couple of steps...the most important actually....get naked. Insert penis into vagina thus having sex. After guy cums inside of the womens vagina, wait for results. Repeat this process as often as needed until pregnant while also enjoying the process...end of story.

[DanimalLawlz]

Maybe if you have to work this hard to get pregnant God is trying to tell you not to reproduce your stupid genes!!! LAWLLLLLLZ

[DanimalLawlz]

This video should be taken off. It's going to be used by psychotic sluts to ruin men's lives forever.

[LUKLUS100]

@DanimalLawlz you know not all women are sluts .....and men are just as bad but not all men are like that either...........

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER

[ashbashem88]

@DanimalLawlz Or it could be used by women that are happily married and having trouble conceiving, like myself.

[lisaandcurtis2008]

sperm are higher in the winter? INTRESTING...lol

[MegaCrazydude101]

2:47, have lots of sex in the winter, lol

[eexposure]

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[SuperNinjetteCheese]

How to get pregnant.

Step 1 : Sex.

Step 2: Voila! you have your masterpiece in 9 months! enjoy.

[ashbashem88]

@SuperNinjetteCheese I wish it was that easy.

[RyaZila24]

"step 11. have lots of sex in the winter"

hahaha

[MissAnimeCutie]

And Teenagers who don't want to get pregnant, do the oppisite X)

[minq178]

texts from last night :)

[placebo525]

came here because of texts from last night. woot!

[MrFilly123]

lmfao .. dude this isnt really a how to vid.. though it contains some actual info its intended to humor

[kellbell6543]

@MrFilly123 uhhh. no. you're wrong...dude.

[ashbashem88]

@MrFilly123 No it is not.

[MrKimmen17]

fcking hot<3

[MrKimmen17]

ur hot<3

[ohhrichie]

2 Words, Glenn Quagmire

[marasalvatruchaboy]

i dont want my girl to get pregnant fast i like to keep trying till she does

[duperman172]

LOL horny man

[jiaoyinyang]

that's sad..

[moonwalk010]

Lol i agree with

Agaragarlove hahaha

[silentcuber]

the main thing is get laid :P

[agaragarlove]

Have sex, after weeks, do the same thing.

wait 9 mounths,

Go to a docter, go to a bed,

Push,

Done.

[grindelia]

:( if it was that easy we wouldnt be watching the videos

[crow370ownz]

@agaragarlove don't we all wish it was that easy?

[koki41182]

@agaragarlove lol

[TheGwynnSmith]

@agaragarlove What about those of us who have sex through out the year and don't get pregnant....Its not always not all that simple,.

[truehunter]

@TheGwynnSmith corrent, it isnt as simple. U can have alot of Semen witch can take less then 4 to 5 days. to have more count of sperm u need to layoff for at less more then a 2 or 3 weeks. Over all account it takes 3 month for a spearm to fully mature. I know as a guy i cant wait that long. Me an my girl avg 2 or 3 times a week an she didnt get pregnant so i had to take a dramatic measure by waitting for some amount of time.

[padussia]

@agaragarlove Lol...... I so wish it was that easy for me..

[KristyPeaceful]

@agaragarlove r u a dude??

[BJJOORRNN1]

@agaragarlove why wait weeks?

[ThePearI]

They really didn't say "have sex"... But then again who needs sex when you have the stork...

[tinashootsup]

They did mention sex.

[whowantsabighug]

wouldnt that produce inter species mutants?.... oh wait :D

[itsumonihon]

if you want to get pregnant just give me a call, guaranteed to fire a silver bullet every time ladies.

[TrulyBlesssed5586]

having sex works too

[padussia]

@TrulyBlesssed5586 We have been having sex for 5 months to conceive but still no results

[transcollege]

@padussia how is it hard for you but teens do it easy?

[padussia]

@transcollege I can't explain it. I try every month when I am ovulating. And I ovulate every month, I know, because I have ovulation kits. Do you have any suggestions?

[padussia]

@TrulyBlesssed5586 Lol...... I so wish it was that easy for me..

[chinikumhai]

folic acid is a food supplement, i tink,

[chinikumhai]

i dnt get it, my doctor said folic acid does nt make u pregnant, an is nt tht good, is tht true, bt i think it workd 4 sum pple.

[amyoreilly93]

folic acid is just a suppliment that you should take up to 12 weeks pregnant to ensure your baby doesnt get spinabifida ect but it doesnt help you get pregnant.

[grenadezeroone]

If anyone wants to get pregnant let me know and I'll make a baby in you.  Free! I don't mind!

[chrissaboy]

I want to get pregnant but am a man so how are you going to accomplish that...lol!

BTW am just in a funny mood and am not gay...just taking the piss a bit!

[ticks4ticks4]

funny comment! THumbs up!

[CylonKillera]

summer it hot warm and sunny = lower count.Logic points that winter is your baby season

[rocklesson86]

my parents had sex in the spring.

[JaneAubree]

She lookes like Ashley Greene!

[RParamoL]

so my parent had sex in winter cuz....9 months before my birthday it was winter. that explains why im here.

[l2mgirlz]

thats the weirdest thing ive ever seen in my short life. wtf!!

[WeStayLaxxin]

sex?

free?

free sex?

yes

[misbehavens]

How to increase your chances of getting pregnant? Learn the Sympto-Thermal method of Natural Family Planning!! Did you know, more than 90% of pregnancies occur during the 6 days of the month that a woman is most fertile, and that most of the month she is completely infertile? Understanding when you are fertile is the first step in increasing your chances of getting pregnant. Find an NFP class in your area.

[audit22ify]

so all the fat bastards get pregnant more !!!!!!!!!

[yellowriceFS]

lol thats right

[lennerox2]

lol who would do all that?

[BoomBrush]

sex?

you got it!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo!

[SurfsupChelsea23]

lmao :P

[janeeee999]

It's only when you are actually trying to get pregnant when you realize how many attempts it takes to make a baby. It could be 2 years for some. It's like the fact that the only people that are 'ready' to be parents are those that are having problems having a baby...

[tv4polo]

heres the best way to get a baby, bar+booze=drunk drunk+random guy=barfing in a toliet that you have a baby you'll forget the time between

[SurfsupChelsea23]

your a dick head.

[BastiSexMuffin]

Acupuncture is hokum.

[sjp092]

Just get drunk. Best way to get pregnant. =P

[ray5677]

LOL

[BoomBrush]

lol

BURP GOGO GAGA

[jakeandamirfan]

why winter?

[janeeee999]

Lower body temperatures in the male allows for more sperm. When the weather gets warmer so does the human body... less sperm... less chance of fertilization...

[otharennaur]

What u just said made u a moron, the average reader can recognise a sarcastic comment immediately (unless you are retarded). Like, for example, the first comment i did (and everyother):

"are we getting overpopulated? Oh, damn, i forgot ppl never die, how could I have been so stupid!?" that's obviously sarcasm (if anyone doesn't get it must be retarded or doesn't speaks english).

So stop being so stupid and read more, punk

[otharennaur]

dude, i always wanted to get pregnant, now i know how!, but what do i do with my penis???