Zelda racist

[SALordBaxter]

Actuall It's speciesism. Not racism

[SaoirseF12]

Lolz!!just stick with zora mask wen u in dat shop!!:3

[RaggaeOfFunk]

I used to think this girl was hot. Actually I still do.

[starshkr46]

I just remembered, the Zora in question is also a celebrity, so that may explain things a little bit more.

[starshkr46]

Actually it's pretty creepy how on this game Zoras and humans are attracted to each other. (There is a Zora that says that goes to check on the pirates because he thinks they are "gorgeous")

[dioxideuniversal]

@starshkr46 allusions to traditional mermaid/man/whatever lore i presume

[JCMELKOR]

she's all on that zora-dick

[mrmacross]

Price discrimination!

[Kaynex]

Racism doesn't always apply to skin colour. It really applies to "races". She charges higher for gorons, than for dekus. That's racial profiling, a form of racism.

[linkmax91]

@Kaynex She has the freedom of contract though, unless the prices are advertised then she is free to choose what prices she charges, but if she increases of decreases advertised prices to tailor to customers race then yes its racial profiling, but that argument is too vague, merchants will give discounts to customers they like, and you will need to prove that she was intentionality giving discounts for other races. the Law is not black and white you have to consider other circumstances

[Waterlemonish]

She's a furry.

[Darkprince1235]

Funny as hell! Hahaha!

[captainlaughable53]

that's called agesim if there is a word called that

[butteryassnollie]

sexism not racism :P

[pirsocau]

tbh i think you could argue that there's racism in zelda. the gerudos, the only dark-skinned human looking race in hyrule are all thieves and the women are heavily exoticized. and ganondorf, with the darkest skin of them all, is the nemesis and light-skinned link is the hero.

[pokewarrior2000]

I just wanted to post a vid like this earlier

[xXcrazykillerxX15]

ignorant lil bitch!

[YourLocalOtaku]

I think a more easier speculation is the way she talks, her appearance, and her playful emotions she expresses. Like the average girly teen, right? Now, if you were a girly teen, there was a little human kid, you'd treat him regularly. If there was some cute little puppy, you'd melt and be all "AAWHH!!~". If you saw a huge-ass monster-like thing coming toward you, would you run or make friends? And if there was a muscular teen boy, wouldn't you try to pick him up? This girl was pretty obvious.

[zackolot]

If you hate everyone does that make you racist to the human species?

[Bambuzzsprosse]

@zackolot: That make's you a misanthrop ; )

[zeldafan1997]

There's no misuse of any word.

-Zora/Goron/Deku=Race

-Racist="Race"ist

Therefore, by changing her prices depending on your race, she was being racist.

Problem, Youtubers? *Trollface*

[Bambuzzsprosse]

@zeldafan1997: Zoras, Dekus, Humans and Gorons are not races but species.

Specie is a word, used for animals (humans are animals, too), not able to have a descendant, which is not able to have descendants. (e.g. a bear and a dolphin; or a horse and donkey, who's descendant is a mule, which is not able to have descendant).

A race is a word for different animals of one species, like a poodle and a dachshund, which are able to have descendant, that are able to have descendants.

So, you're wrong.

[zeldafan1997]

@Bambuzzsprosse Um, wow. Do you not know what a trollface is?

I know fully well the difference between species and race. I was making a sarcastic joke on how this could possibly be an accurate use of the word. You're taking my words FAR to seriously. Y so serious? XD

[Bambuzzsprosse]

@zeldafan1997: Sorry man, I forgot to post my trollface ;D

I just wanted to point out, that noone like smart asses, while behaveing just like one ^^

[MisledTrick]

Next time, try Link with Bunny Ears. More expensive?

[JahBlessedDedified]

@zacharymop 1. that wasnt really an insult so i dont know where your going with that one there.

2. if ignorant is too big a word i can shorten it for you.

3. the only sense you made in that comment was im not part of this conversation.

so please keep yourself to yourself child.

[joao10pedromotta]

the goron and the zora are just the link

[pokefriend123]

you do realize that "racist" means to judge people on there race right? she was complimenting goron link! and the price is higher because Goron Link has more of a chance at winning the game due to his roling ability which is fast and could be a type of cheating. the reason Zora Link has such a lower price is because he's the slowest on land. she prices you depending on your foot speed.

[joao10pedromotta]

@pokefriend123 did not understand what you mean

[pokefriend123]

@joao10pedromotta I can not make it anymore simple to explain O_o due to goron link's rolling he is the fastest on land and zora link is slowest on land and fastest in water. deku link has a bit cheaper price then normal link because he's a bit faster then normal link. like I said she prices you on how fast you are. is that easier to understand?

[LOLONLOL180]

um im pretty sure you dont know what racist means

[DahgreatJ]

@LOLONLOL180

Read the comment that has all the negative votes. I think you will come back on your word XD

[joao10pedromotta]

@DahgreatJ You like Black peoples

[javacad0]

Well duh! there are no black,asian or mexican people in majoras mask so In the zelda world there would be zoras,gorons and chocobobs!

[Mixlop2000]

@LOLONLOL180 that was racist

[WildWhiteFang]

LOL its weird but true, i tried this a few days before and was shocked about the prices, but i only did it in goron form for the piece of heart. As Achmed would say "that racist bastard!"

[johnnyboydc1394]

Hahaha

[MortimerDickenson]

i'm pretty sure there's bigger things in that game to worry about

[Spax086]

Booo! she hates Gorons!

[Anonymous3DSOwner]

Zora makes her wet

[tobiawsome123]

1.Link- He's normal, normal price.

2. Deku- He's younger, smaller price.

3. Goron- He's stronger, so to make it fair they have a higher price.

4. Two ways here, looking on the brighter side the Zora is very skinny, so he's weaker, so he has a price drop. or you can take the real theory that she wants to get laid, it's up to you.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@tobiawsome123 Zora's case is because the woman thinks he's handsome. Of course we know what this handsome means LOL

[AliasAce18]

lol

[awesomelyshiny]

That silly lady, why would a brown person have more money?

[JahBlessedDedified]

@awesomelyshiny Do me a favour and dont be an ignorant human being. I bet you I could name a brown person with more money than you.

[awesomelyshiny]

@JahBlessedDedified Do me a favor and don't be a retard that can't take a joke.

[JahBlessedDedified]

@awesomelyshiny if it was a joke then ok but at least make it a noticable joke before calling mme a retard k jackass

[zacharymop]

@JahBlessedDedified Ooh, an "ignorant human being". What a pretentious dip-shitty thing to say. I'm not part of this argument at all but I think someone needs to call you out on your retarded insult.

[toastedrues]

@JohnsSecrets "racistic" is not a word.

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

The price for all adults is 30 cents she just owed him 25 for the flounder he gave her if you know what I mean ;) ;)

[cellphonevideos135]

that bitch!!!!

[jmario232]

I like how the N64 era Link has all the girls after him. N64 Link is a pimp.

[mxc82]

@jmario232 It actually began in the 2nd game on the nes. You know how he gets his health restored? Well a girl will take him to her house and... you know knocked kokiri boots (bad joke).

[jmario232]

@mxc82

Oh yeah that. What was Link doing in there with that girl when she healed him anyway? I shiver at the thought. 0_0

[PinklestheGnomie]

how is that racist if she is giving discounts , god your so fucking stupid all you zelda faggots are

[JohnsSecrets]

The game isn't racistic to real people though

[Emohunter115]

I can agree with her I HATE GORONS

[Meidoification]

I wouldn't mind opening her treasure chest!

[SacredYinZekrom]

what about fierce deity

[Emohunter115]

@SacredYinZekrom If I remember correctly you can only become fierce deity in boss battles :P

[SacredYinZekrom]

@Emohunter115 there's a glitch :)

[TetsuyaHoruhe]

I rather call her not racist, but a whore hahaha

[mariofan027]

normal:too much money

deku:wants to keep

goron:uhhh ok

zora:(O_o)oh my god she wants to marry him!

[redballoonproduction]

That's not racist xD

[freakadoshiz]

i just think she partakes in bestiality ... she obviously likes banging animals

[IAMTEHRULAOFTEHWORLD]

racistic XD

[Kaijakidd]

what actually happens if you play with her XD

[CheiftanLynx]

You sir, do not know the meaning of the word, "racist". Good day.

[DahgreatJ]

@CheiftanLynx

well, at least I´m not a nigger

[DahgreatJ]

@DahgreatJ

You guys, I was making a point...

[CheiftanLynx]

@DahgreatJ Now look at what you have done. Tsk tsk. You cannot even hope to grasp the power I hold. A little tip: Next time, don't even reply. Good day sir. ಠ_ಠ

[dynamitex2000]

@DahgreatJ Still...

[DahgreatJ]

@dynamitex2000

Ok, ok, I overdid it.

[SlickShady333]

@DahgreatJ

i've never laughed so fuckng hard

[JahBlessedDedified]

@DahgreatJ

All I can say is why did you have to bring it to racism.

I pity you

[IIIIITHE1IIIII]

@DahgreatJ LMFAO!!

[nikko8P]

@CheiftanLynx Racist is someone who makes difference in races. Seeing as Dekus, Gorons, Zora's and Humans are different races, this might just well be considered racist.

[525manuel]

it cuz of mobility gorons can do that course in 7 seconds link about 20 deku link doesnt apply hes faster than goron and zoras are slow as fuck

[8Kazuja8]

wouldn't a real racist prefer its own race?

She is judging them by her appearance(which is also not ok for me, however):

Normal Link: The standard price I guess, just a normal kid in her eyes.

Deku Link(Butler's sons soul): A Deku kid. So small, so cute. His appearance shouts: "Hug me" :D

Goron Link(Darmians soul): A mature goron, which is, in her eyes, just big and ugly.

Zora Link(Mikaus soul): I guess she is a teen or something like that. Zora link looks good and plays guitar :P . 'nuff said.

[JohnKamus6]

i wanna kill her

[veryrandombutterfly]

i always play this as a zora

XD

[MrChristopherCourage]

She likes it...fishy.

[TorchicBlaziken313]

The game isn't racist. The character is racist. It's not like it's bad that the game has racist characters.

[theseeyasuckashow]

its actually a good thing if your fit.

[kaell123]

She just wants Zora cock.

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

@kaell123 He'll have her FLOUNDERING by the end of the night XD

[InternetManable]

The girl charges differently based upon how attractive she finds the customer... no different that women in real life... not racist...

[CoolerKing37]

Gorons steal jobs from hardworking Hylians!

[InternetManable]

@CoolerKing37 They took our jerbs-Goro!

[masterdonny89]

there are alot of people who react to diffrent transformations. go to the scientest or whatever in the zora place with a goron! see what happens!

[BRXBOMBER88]

@masterdonny89 Yea and also the part-time worker at the Trading Post in West Clock Town has different dialogue depending on the transformation mask you have on and even regular masks.

[ZeldaFanatic031]

Wow, this has surprised me...

[yoyo123591]

The weird thing is you only get the heart piece as a goron. Irony at it's finest.

[xxdarkstar240]

lol why?

[DudeManGuy1223]

Wouldn't this be speciesist?

[braekdown]

So she's a whore... There's plenty of whores around.

[GURGLEGUY12345]

@AwesomeLoukas Zoras aren't animals. And who said she wanted to "have it" with Deku Link? And aside from that, she wouldn't "have it" with Link because he's a kid, not because he's a human...

[qwerty5550123]

i hate gorons to stupid big fat brown smelly lumps

[dsr95]

I did this:

(puts on Zora mask)}

(pays the girl)

(changes to Goron)

(rolls till i get to the treasure)

Win!

[ShatteredDice]

When you get older you will understand ;)

[TryHardSack]

not racist just horny

[sebastien12364]

@TryHardSack ou stole my joke D:(

[tvwatcher21]

what the? is this a brothel? "wanna play?"

[GURGLEGUY12345]

@tvwatcher21 Uh, no, it's a game shop... You PLAY games...

[tvwatcher21]

@GURGLEGUY12345 yeah brothel thats what i said XD

[GURGLEGUY12345]

@tvwatcher21 ...Right.

[Alien1375]

I think she likes fishsticks... wink wink....

[pipelsj2315]

she is racist with Ben? she should have done that

[Akkrofan]

lol she lieks to fuck fishes

[onilink422]

Funny, they correct their spelling of the word racist, but not the LOWER case "i."

[mattehISme]

its because you become cute gah

[breasthound]

she's not racist. just horney.

[IntergalacticFetus99]

The best part is... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! :D

[IRNatman]

Ugh, stfu

[Antiguy110]

Uh... no. The prizes differ depending on the form. Deku Scrubs get deku nuts, Link gets 50 rupees, Zoras get 20 rupees, and Gorons, the hardest of the bunch, gets a piece of heart. Or 50 rupees, if you already got it.

[dadude1200]

20 for an innocent little kid

10 for a cute little deku

5 for a handsome zora

30 for an ugly goron with moobs and a beer belly

[LoganStickly22]

Is this a joke? If so, it was kinda funny. If not, you're retarded.

[darcstryke]

bigtime

[DefectiveUmbrellaInc]

I'd definitely make it free for zoras ;D <3

[callumrocksyoursocks]

I think technically it is racist...she treats humans, zoras, gorons and whatever the other thing was differently. But that's the joke that nintendo were making

[gamer8793]

I think this is a funny "JOKE".....DO YOU UNDERSTAND TROLLERS? JOOOOKE

JOKE MEANING SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. O.o Fucking Trollers...Smart-Asses

[pokefan1501]

thats not zelda....

[sprocket0077]

It's not racist, it's just a way to get stuff cheaper, lol.

[ZeldaofHyrule777]

I don't really know how to put this but, this isn't racist...

[InvincibleBrent]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[DopeShitSon]

@InvincibleBeeeeeyaaattchh i dont.

[trojan12kelley]

Well, she IS giving discounts based on race (race being an informal term for species)...

[reuben0110]

i find this video strangely arousing.

[mario4ever1000]

ever think cuz goron = easy mode

link = medium mode

deku scrup = hard mode

and zora= extreme mode

personally thats what i think

[Shinobimon]

I don't get why everyone's saying it's not. I mean come on! The girl is clearly charging based on personal preference. If she was giving....let's say an African guy that big a discount IRL because she thought he was more attractive then say an Asian guy wouldn't she be called racist then? Just saying...

[autonomous2010]

@Shinobimon Racism is one of the most overused and misused words that exist. It's on par with the word "Gay" in terms of misuse.

Because racism is the unethical treatment based on personal preference, EVERYONE is racist.

When hiring somebody for a particular job I may prefer specific characteristics and because of that, I would be considered Racist.

I think Racism is based on bad experience with a particular ethnic group and influence by the masses.

[Shinobimon]

@autonomous2010 Um...that third paragraph...I'm trying not to sound rude...that wouldn't be racist because you're looking for characteristics like maybe someone who can lift a certain weight, not a certain color skin.

[autonomous2010]

@Shinobimon What if the particular job required heavy lifting?

Obviously women would be out of the question.

Would that be considered Racist?

Where would you draw the line between requirements and Racism because some people WOULD consider that Racist.

Also I know a lot of businesses that are Racist and pass a specific quality off as a job requirement yet nobody chides them for it.

[coldfood10]

lol!

[DahgreatJ]

@TheGameAnyoneRPGer

I'm Euroasian, you jerkoff.

[Roxas1114]

@TheGameAnyoneRPGer please don't use the "n" word . it offends me and i sure that i'm not the only one

[Zeemis]

@Roxas1114 good lord, get ahold of yourself kid. This is the internet. If you're offended, gtfo lol.

when you respond, please do tell me in detail what it's like to live with the Brady bunch.

tits or gtfo

[DopeShitSon]

@TheGameAnyoneRPGer

[Roxashatred]

FUNNY! i never noticed then again maybe never looked lol

[OtakuJuanma2]

She's not racist at all, it's the same thing a real girl would do with a little kid, a handsome boy or an ugly man.

[AkumaNoDensetsu]

but everyone loves gorons!..

[injecktylo]

I WOULDNT SAY RACIST!! I WOULD SAY WHAAT A BITCH! LOL

[alex459ful]

i dont think its racist but unfair XD

[GilbirdGilbert]

I think Racism isn't the right word... perhaps favoritism? (NOT trying to be rude about that o,o)

I find her... um... Zora favoritism to be a little disturbing though

[GURGLEGUY12345]

@GilbirdGilbert Tell that to the dog in South Clock Town.

[GilbirdGilbert]

@GURGLEGUY12345 XD true, true. that IS racism

[Silentgeargrandia]

Link is average: normal price.

Deku is a little kid: She decides to go a little easier.

Goron is a brute force: Needs to bump price up to be fair to everyone else.

Zora is hottie to her: She wants to get laid.

[TheJplay22]

Its not racist, she's just a teenage girl, and doesn't care if she gets fired.

[benlaneconnor]

I lol'd at racistic...

[AkatsukiZetsu100]

thats not racist, the goron is fat, the deku kid is a kid, the human is a normal kid, and she wants to hump the zora guy, its her opinion not racisum

[TheMax0681]

the racism in this video is that GORONS, DEKUS, AND ZORAS ARE RACES!

30 rupees for goron, 5 rupees for zora, and 10 rupees for deku....*tsk*tsk*tsk*

[Maxxter66]

46 seconds well spent...

[ironmario800]

ur right she fucks ducks

[Jdawg5195]

HAHAHA! This made me laugh. Zelda is the best

[livextoxthexfullest]

._. I fail to see how this is racist. You just get better prizes for the higher price @NintendoEpic is right.

[DahgreatJ]

@livextoxthexfullest

You fail to see the joke

[phoenix7540]

how much would deity have to pay? O_o

[BowandSvent]

@phoenix7540 cant acess deity in a place other that boss rooms.

[phoenix7540]

@BowandSvent i know:P

[MagusZealEndlessFigh]

@livextoxthexfullest It's not racist, it's prejudice. Jesus christ people, think outside the internet -_-

[RobloxManiac13]

@livextoxthexfullest Y U NO GET JOKE!

[sanji572]

Why do I find that shop keeper to be a low graphiced slut....I am strangely aroused.

[ShellRageVG]

Lawl, hitting on Zora's.

[pmaguire13]

its based on the difficulty and the rewards

And the Goron one is 30 rupees because if you finish that track under the time limit you get a piece of heart