GETTING FIRED AND THE JOB SEARCH - Ep.15 Healing Comedy

[thekingshighway]

You are funny! All of us (That are genius)have had the experience of being fired!Genius!This is great! I saw something similar with my job. LOL! Good dialog!

[uzavas]

my mother had a stroke and i had to stay away from work and take care of her...my boss didnt understand so they let me go......................fuckin­g awesome!! thanks for that idea!!!! wow as a guy who got fired last year from a job i was at for 9 years just for cussing out my supervisor thanks for that very much

[carnypimp]

Go live at the campground by a rv from craigslist.

[BULL3TFORCE85]

lol same here

[eexposure]

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[cdm0014]

lol this is how my life is now

[cdm0014]

I stopped paying my bills months ago lol

[4gam4]

this fokkin' uTube is stuck, let me hear this guy his nonsense!!!!

[biohazerd187]

this dude should be a teacher....golden fucking golden

[mshighconcept]

I love this! I'm going to make you my spiritual adviser, lol!

[StarCityFame]

haha... not having a job means going into a video production business... i've done worse things. i mean, it doesn't pay (yet?) but it is fun (???)... um, LOL?

[ibfuckd]

i almost got fired today. working at a stupid chinese store the main manager wanted me to sign a voluntary quit paper i was like HELL NA YOU GUYS FIRED ME ...but the manager was so persistant into me signing that paper .. i didnt so he gave me a warning and a week of provation ...do you think it had something to do with these fools not wanting to pay unemployment ?

[9DragonMaster]

hahahahahah that was funny "HEALING HERBS" hahha u pretty much nailed it with me.

[Joeyal123]

this guy sounds like Edward Nortons brother

[mjvincent47]

My grandmother had a heartattack in my living room this morning...

then after my mom gets to the hospital to stay with her, I go to work ONLY TO FIND THAT I GOT FIRED!

Yay... and this all happened before twelve noon. Needless to say, I had a WONDER-fucking-FUL day!

This video had be cracking up. thanks i really needed that.

[coldswift7]

dang man

[klepppy]

I don't think you're funny. You are trying to mimic the style of today's popular comics but coming off as a knock off of some bad youtube pseudo celeb. Choke on something.

[kilimats02]

just got fired today, this was useful to send the stress and sadness away, thanks hihihi

[albemar78]

the camera action/zoom/zoom/zoom, is making me dizzy and sick

[ladyfree08]

lol u know what i hear u alright but the first time i got fired it was not funny @ all i was like new in states n seriously i could'nt even grab a vodka i was straight up pissed n felt sorry for maself for the longest time.

[gonzojenny2]

just got fired today..on the way home I picked up a bottle of vodka...then I logged into youtube and came across your video...kinda ironic I suppose...

[5yearplan1]

gonzojenny2

You should have bought a gun and made a U-turn back to your job. Put a bullet in the head of the person that fired you.

[duderainman]

lol your like a crzy edward nowton dude lol

[XplicitGlam]

lol

at 1:00 is so true. i shuld know - i was fired the other week and i dont give a crap now... and now i was re-hired by the same a-holes. har har!

i should shut up i might jinx myself

[AnGEILaTiNo]

I want to know how to get a date when you are drunk, is really hard you know? XD

[ptaba123]

patterns stick out.......awsome vid!!!!

[collalilly]

wow I first turned this on thinking it was serious and how to actually deal with this but once you got to the alcohol and drugs part I realized it was comedy. Nice work! I do feel a little better not having a job now. :)

[pinkchubbyangel]

HAHA

YOU'RE GOOD

[4meornot]

Fuck man. How do you even get hired to get fired? You cannot be at work jerking off to child porn on company time and on company computers.

[danielsjohnson]

i bet 1,000's of already did that even before you made that video (and they're doing what you said word for word).

am i right or am i right?

[forsakeny]

thanks for the vid...

[PolkaDotsAreGay]

oh no. =/

[sweetbaby80]

hey man thats some funny stuff you got talent bro you should do stand up <claps>

[Mike0Star]

Its Funny because its true :D Nice Work, Must say, Funny stuff I've seen in Years :D

[ilene888]

OMg too funny~ I'm just catching up on old vids since I'm a new subscriber...Cracking up!!!! :)

[snowtears]

get a life

[sparky42]

Great ! Everything you said is true & great advise for our young folks out there and remember this one ; the shortest distance between two points is a lie ! carry on...

[xbluxluvx]

lol your are very smart and creative you come up ith a lot of good ideas

[Dannnx]

Hey there :)

Me and my friend have just started watching the Healing Network and I have added your myspace.

I think it's awesome :)

We rekon the best parts are the subcaptions

and when you shout FUCK!!! :)

Keep on video blogging♥

Dan and Amy.

[Mbeebeelove]

HHAAHAA!

[biznatchsarah]

lmao i'm glad i'm not the only one that thoight you look and sound like edward norton

[chowkaideng]

LOL!!! Dude you're great! I love ur stuff!

[NathanOsborn]

You rock man. I've seen a few of these things and they are funny.

[SkandiaAUS]

Does anyone else think this guy looks and sounds like Edward Norton?

[GreekNZ]

You fucking suck man.

[jpgjtg92]

dude likes to talk.

[elude2]

Dude you rock!!! Encore encore!

[gallofabregat]

you remind me a lot of edward norton...

[battlingpig]

this is rubbish.. absolutly crap seriously. fukin american humour.. or the absence of it

[CrazyBleachFan]

LOL

[danielchaves86]

i hate this guy, hes not even funny

[jsharkey725]

This guy is gay.

[groutape]

holy shit dude... thatwas great .. you should make more lmao

[hnnguyen]

mmm wild turkey club sandwich

[Heathen531]

I'd say his lover is another man!

[miketruby]

wow...thats awsome your fng great...but here is my Question for u to break down...How do you get laid with a woman out of your class with paying too much for her.

[codeman6669]

hahahhahaha healing herbs hell yeah

[londonlondonbridge]

your tags have nothing to do with the video :)

[silverbeth]

healing herbs... lmao

[chi67]

you are stupad

[nuodai]

Healing erbs? Erbs? Hahaha :)

[Ulanka]

made me laugh xD but at the end it was only the same stuff...

[qpn6ph9q]

Soo hurtful because its TRUE!!

[keeble909]

Is Absynth illigal in the US?

:S ?

[OscarLimaMike]

hopfully

[demetriusisgay]

you idiot! just say there are bullies at work! that's how you get money from your folks!

[theredjawa]

Oh crap. I'm subscribed to your loconut stuff but have never seen this account before. I finally made my way over here. This is hilarious. I'm subscribing. I was almost crying I was laughing so hard.

[healingnetwork]

theredjawa: haha. Yeah, I have more people watching this account so I assume everyone knows about it who is on my loconut account, but I've been known to make bad assumptions. Thanks for checking it out. :)

[nyOPERAguy]

Love it!

[mitchforpresident]

Sorry man, I have to do this.

*Bugger On You*

Just so you know, there might be a cookie, and some tape involved.

[healingnetwork]

mitchforpresident: gotcha. uh, I'll have to talk to her about this.  o.O

[MrSedarati]

fucking A

[TAOTEHPROTUCTIONS]

Fuck apologizing for your art.

[AustraliaAmber]

Awesome!! You should do a response to katiesopinion and counsel her lol!

[BernieCU2]

Oh Geez..Dude..you are too Fu#%king funny..hahaha..great stuff Man!..

[sashkaa]

hahahaaha... really funny stuff man

[healingnetwork]

sashkaa: all right! you're checking out my stuff! thanks!

[greenovalfruit]

Wondering if you just have a very creative mind or you've actually implemented this action plan serves to amuse me for hours.

[Zombiekenny]

i like this one alot

[rhondasumter]

I feel so much better about being unemployed! Thanks! :D

[pancakemastr]

heh sorry I saw this one so late, Im kind of 12,000 people behind. LOL this was really funny, I cant wait to get fired once I get a job. O yeaahhhh stop paying bills I never thought of it that way. "healing herbs" :D lol over qualified.

[gavado]

You got a fan in France man!! I really like it! I mentionned you in my first video to thank you. please go on like this.

[healingnetwork]

gavado: thank you! awesome! :)

[slander23]

really funny stuff :)

[Bloodhound14]

wahhahha u know what ? make 1 on game adicts

those world of warcraft people who dont sleep ;P

[sugar8924]

you are soooo funny! im in love with the healing network!

[sniper479]

this is one of the best episodes yet!

[UROXSMYSOXS]

no youtube aholism is !

[blueangel88]

hahaha "what a good advice" u're funny =]

[changechucker1]

he sounds just like edward norton.

[gavado]

he does not only sound like him, he looks like him!!

[smellysocksstinkbad]

Rock on dude. Funny stuff.

[bonequeesha81]

"Steve" for President lol

[vejida]

Like I have said before. you are very good.... other then the language :D

[reialuz19]

Yay you stopped apologizing! I was going to command you, as your HampsterMaster, to stop. Im glad you did it of your own accord...Good Manchildpersonguythingy

[UnlimitedRental]

lol

[LongIslandEddie]

This is sound advice to those out of work

and living at home but how about some relief for

us parents?

[Changboo]

This is the first time I've seen "healingnetwork". Hilarious!

[chicelias]

lol

[consensusSapientium]

shit... still cant bring myself to lie... hence i am jobless.

[umutaxucan]

Nice advices:))

[makaryus]

yeaaahh maan!!

[zx100]

Hey! Check this Video and tell me can you do better then this http://www.youtube.COM/watch?v­=6_blxTE1tKQ

[kris2pe]

They rescheduled the job interview to monday! I'm not sure If I get the call back though :(! Coz I'm dyslexic & I'm no so good w/ time examination lol!!! But if I get the interview I will post them lol!!!

[healingnetwork]

kris2pe: cool. Good luck!

[Foober]

As a chemical engineering major, I chuckled at the being a chemical engineer part.

[healingnetwork]

Foober: haha. Well, at least you won't have to lie about that. :)

[AgentGhost]

Am I the only one who thinks he's a fag?

[hannahruth0]

Actually, I think he's a lesbian. *nods*

[healingnetwork]

hannahruth0: how did you know!

[hannahruth0]

Don't worry...I won't tell. ;-)

[scrash73]

I mean really Kaaa mon! This just rambling please someone here must agree, dont just get taking in especially some dude in lame shirt

[rhythm7a]

You apparently do know rambling when you see it.

[ReverendTerry]

You have such an ED NORTON thing going on...

[scrash73]

This guys is just trying to be funny in his Vid, I mean come on the whole " do drugs..parents bit" you actually think thats funny, he just rambling in the Vid thats all..and has no humore...but if you think its funny then Watch away

[tapedcookie]

well aparently many people think its funny or else they wouldnt be watching, now would they, now move along and quit being an ass

[scrash73]

Okay let me elaborate...your video sucks, why? Well for one you want me to do drugs, live with my parents and also to become a Moocher.. I bet you live at home yourself, come on you can tell us. Anyways I hate your vid.. yep,, I really do...

[tapedcookie]

man, im fuckin cool, i take everything seriously plus im an attention whore and like to waste 2 minutes of my life to write a stupid comment! hell yeah!

[ryanehill]

lame

[Douglas2345]

man you get more and more veiws everytime

[healingnetwork]

Douglas2345: yeah, I keep getting lucky. I must be doing something right. :)

[gunnyhartman]

But first paycheck will never come! LOL

Will only save you for a short while.

Anyways: I feel a little healed once again!

[healingnetwork]

gunnyhartman: yeah, it may not be the best advice... but at least it's free. :)

[maestrix]

actually, i found that once quite seriously useful...

[healingnetwork]

maestrix: do you find that scary? :)

[shelbyj67]

ok..i watched the video again...you think doing a vid on "when should you leave a tip in a restaurant?" ..i imagine you could make this very interesting...or a vid on "when is it time to stop dating your current bf/gf?"

[healingnetwork]

shelbyj67: Both very good ideas. Thank you!

[DAKlives]

bloody brillaint work,

truth underlis's the sarcasm

very entertaining!

the formerly dead,

DAK

[healingnetwork]

DAKlives: thanks. yes, it's twisted truth.

[youarefakeandsuck]

u rock dude. keep up the good vids

[healingnetwork]

youarefakeandsuck: I'm not fake and suck? haha. I love that username. Or do I hate it? I'm not sure. but it's funny.

[imperfectx]

The fake resume thing actually works actually. I read about a guy who lied on it && was promoted early on && later made lots of money... of course he didn't get caught.

[healingnetwork]

imperfectx: I think some of the advice I give, although mostly joking, really has some truth behind it. And the type of truth that people are afraid to talk about. It's crazy. I'm crazy.

[xyzdanny123]

like the eyebrow...

"really, really enjoy it"

hahaha!

[MeansDarling]

Haha, then when they find out your resume is false they fire you. Cycle starts again.

[healingnetwork]

MeansDarling: It's a beautiful pattern. :) But usually I don't think they look at your resume ever again after they hire you. But I might be wrong.

[shelbyj67]

that was great!

[healingnetwork]

shelbyj67: thank you so much!

[KrazieChic]

Ha, that was sort of cool. :) I like it.

[healingnetwork]

KrazieChic: Thanks. :) Glad you liked it.

[healingnetwork]

issyissy: thank you. Yes, the truth can be scary.

[leslynicole]

Geez I LOVE these!

[healingnetwork]

leslynicole: thank you! :)

[disneyhokie]

haha I enjoyed watching this :)

[healingnetwork]

disneyhokie: bringing enjoyment to you is what makes this worth doing. Thanks for the comment.

[sniper479]

oh man that was so funny! especialy the bit about how your parents should should understand your alchohol pproblem and your use of healing herbs, lol classic.

[healingnetwork]

sniper479: glad you liked it. Yes, I hope this will become one of the great classics of the healing network. :)

[HarusElric]

I lol'd when you refused to apologize for your previous episodes and i really laughed when you said that you should only inforce masacism in the bed if they enjoy it.

But i' pretty sure that everyone has lied on their CV (resemes) at least a little.

But You should only say you worked for 4 years in the peace corp. It's more believable.

[healingnetwork]

HarusElric: haha. thanks for the advice. :)

[M3ZZED]

the pay-check line was well timed :P

Nice i say NICE

:P

Mez

[healingnetwork]

M3ZZED: thanks. I just got lucky. This is all improvised in one take and I hope for the best.

[allthingsartist]

You are funny. I question your choice of screen pic above your DIRECTO logo. but I love your videos. keep em coming.

[healingnetwork]

allthingsartist: You think that picture might drive people away?

[allthingsartist]

I think it is just a not a good image considering todays news stories with gunds and suicide..Don't get me wrong..I love your videos.The picture is just a poor moral choice for lack of another WAY TO PUT IT. jmho.NOTHING PERSONAL

[healingnetwork]

allthingsartist: While I do agree with you very much in part, because of the complete farce of this situation I don't feel it's as strong as if I was a famous rap artist or something. But you do raise a good point and I'll have to think about that. thanks for your ho. :)

[allthingsartist]

thanks for taking my oppinions under consideration. You do have to make your own decision and it is YOURS to make but I appreciate the responsible manner that you have accepted my coments. This has been a much nicer exchange of oppinions than as is typical of all the so called HATERS on You Tube. All that said..I look forward to your next videos.

[healingnetwork]

allthingsartist: I have to say, your way of expressing your opinion as well has been refreshing compared to other responses found on YouTube by people who disagree with an artistic choice. I thank and respect you for that.

[allthingsartist]

I respect that you respect me for being respectful to you. I also respect that you respect my comments despite my poor typing and spelling.LOL.I also respect if you decide not to comment on this comment because we could do this forever and lose the respect of the others viewing the videos and comments.

[nonoctave]

Personally, I like the toy gun, I especially love the intros with HN (can we have a first name?) cocking the gun and jumping off his couch. The idea is he's a psychotic therapist so this all follows wonderully. I also liked the use of the toy gun on Lisa Nova's Douchbag video. I don't think there is any negative message with the guns.

[healingnetwork]

nonoctave: Cool. Glad you see it as a comedic tool. I've been called "Steve" which works for me, as well as "loconut" if you prefer that. :)

[WaywardSun]

Another great episode. I can feel myself approaching self-actualization faster and faster!

[healingnetwork]

WaywardSun: "self-actualization" thank you. I've been looking for a word like that. :)

[cornell92]

Thanks for the sage advice. Loved the part about the "healing herbs."

[healingnetwork]

cornell92: I thought that would connect with a few people. :)

[reallifefairytale]

I actually had a boyfriend who lied about having a job for a good one and a half months. And not just to me. His room mates believed it too.

[healingnetwork]

reallifefairytale: haha. he must have been a disciple of the healing network. Sorry, that sucks. I give crappy advice... :(

[dassa7780]

everything you said couldn't possisbly be ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!! I have friends who have been in the exact same situation....who have also tried to hit us up for a little extra cash until their first pay check :)

[healingnetwork]

dassa780: Perhaps they would enjoy the teachings of the healing network as well. :)

[dassa7780]

I have and they love you too.

Viva El Healing Network!

[hannahruth0]

Lol! What actually works really well if you've just been fired is try blackmailing the manager who fired you...or threaten to beat him/her up...I've found that they normally welcome you back with open arms with either of these approaches. :D

[healingnetwork]

hannahruth0: Wow! That's really good! Did your rack think of that one? :p ;)

[hannahruth0]

Yup...that was my rack! I'm just my rack's pimp. Ha.

[healingnetwork]

hannahruth0: sweet! how much for a blow job?

[VioletKitty411]

LOL...as always great stuff.

I've never actually lied on an application, but if fired, I would write "to pursue employment elsewhere" on reason for leaving :-D Not untrue!

The only extended unemployment I had was following my car wreck. That actually looks GOOD on an application (sympathy points) so would be a good lie to use.

[healingnetwork]

VioletKitty411: excellent. Work those sympathy points! :)

[kris2pe]

God back then I submitted a resume & yes I made a slight a resume padding on it! But 6 months hav passed & wat do u know they called in & their wer asking me if I was good in speaking Mandarin which was one of the padded stuff on it. Oh God they will b conducting the interview tommorrow I will post again w/ wat happend lol!

[healingnetwork]

kris2pe: haha. that's great. yeah, you have to be careful what lies you use. DEFINITELY let me know how it goes. :)

[stebunn]

Dear Healing Network: I have been following your advice religiously. Could you please have a show (soon) about how to respond to an intervention? Thanks!

[healingnetwork]

stebunn: like if someone has gathered an intervention on your behalf? Can you do me a favor and ask this again when I do my upcoming "ask a psychotic naked therapist" series? I have a horrible memory. thanks. :)