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  • that bob has got one GOOFY ASS GRIN!! he looks like al bundy on crack!!!

  • He looks like a fucking stroke victim.

  • LOL! Every lady likes? Clearly Enzyte doesn't believe in lesbians. 

  • This is bob, bob is very small, lol

  • This is actually a scam it was on the show American greed: scams

  • Bastard Steve Warshak 25 to Life....Small penis bitches needs pills for enlargement ...lol

  • I whistle the jingle; its awfully catching.

  • I ordered this shit when I was wasted as a freshman in college as a dare. It didn't work. I still have a huge penis, not an abnormally mostrously huge cock. Fail.

  • haha u wish u had a huge penis

  • @Skizla haha you loser

  • @Skizla Three inches isn't huge, pal.

  • The 23 people who disliked this have un-fixable erectile dis-function.

  • I'd be smiling too if I couild " pitch a tent " like smiling Bob .

  • Smilin' Bob looks like a serial iller

  • I never saw Santa Bob, before! Awesome! Gotsta love YouTube! Funniest ad campaign of all time. Bob's smile got more insane with each commercial.

  • Next thing...Bob works out a deal with Burger King......It takes two hands to handle a Whopper!

  • Shit, I remember watching WWE Raw monday nights as a kid, and then seeing these commercials. Confused the hell out of me. xD

  • ROTLMAO!

    How IRONIC, "Smiling Bob" is going to get WAY MORE Huge dick than he ever bargained for in PRISON for fraud!

    Every. Single. Night.

    Now he can do commercial from the prison shower. He'll have to change his name to "Wincing Bob" - YEEOUUCHHHH! lolololololol

  • Spread a little joy? Is he talking about a STD?

  • 0:19 Bob has a huge penis!, its huge! lol

  • he has a big dick

  • does anyone know why the law hasent shut this scam down ??? loollllllll

  • @jwagon28 maybe because it's too funny

  • Yea order this shit ...and see if they dont hijack your bank account and make you look like a goddamn fool .............It dont do ANYTHING!!!!................

  • lol, u guys here the guy who created this "wonderful pill" is doing 25 years for scam :P

  • its either take this have a big dick then you get older your dicks limp and a increase in having a heart attack or make drug for a womens vigina to being tight again instead of fucking a pothole deadbeaver roastbeef blue waffle and no limp dick and keep fucking with out having a heart attack wen older THE CHOICE IS OURS lol

  • I od'd on enzyte and my penis time warped.

  • I od'd on enzyte and my penis time warped.

  • If someone started talking about a guys huge penis at a party I would look at them like thier crazy.

  • @Pooky1991 I know, right?

  • He has the smile of a pedophile.

  • smiling bob was smiling because of the money he was getting from his money scam

  • 0:24 listen to real good.

  • @TheSuirad lmao

  • Who's the butch with the short hair?

  • now he's in prison giving his product and sucking dick for pop tarts and top ramen noodles.

  • 0:44

  • I have a couple of questions for the ladies; How narrow and shallow is "that certain part of your body"? I have been with way more women than I'd like to admit and I can say 1st hand that I haven't been with many "tight" women at all...way to go ladies!!

  • Bob is a rapist.

  • Bob puts on the rapeing children face.

  • @warlord2080 I'm guessing you must be very familiar with that face to recognize it. I don't know what that kind of face would look like but I hope no kids I know, or don't know for that matter,  never go around you.

  • My dad calls him Big Boner Bob.

  • I wish smiling Bob was my school mascot and the slow whistle song was my schools pride song, Free boners for all

  • Just imagine if smiling bob was your dad.

  • My wife threatened to divorce me if I ever decide to take some Enzyte. She told me she's happy with my pogo stick the way it is. :-)

  • *phonehand* Call me! LOL

  • Does anyone know the actor who plays Bob?

  • @sweiland75 its not an actor, its the former company's owner. he actually was sentenced to 20+ years in prison for fraud. this product does not work. you can find articles by googling smiling bob goes to prison.

  • LOL. The people behind this commercial were sued for something like half a billion dollars from all the idiots who bought this and didnt get what they um...wanted.

  • @Balian49 Heard about that...for a long while their ads were banned from TV because of the fraud implications. Don't know if that's still the case or not.

  • I wonder how ALL the girls at the office know about Bob's pole. Looks like Santa needs a new job.

  • a sac full of pride lmaoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • look at 20 seconds and read the girls lips. rotfl.

  • @ 0:57, is that a guy at the back of the line?

  • @HomersIlliad Nope, that's a woman with short hair (at least I hope it is for Bob's sake! LOL!)

  • Look's like Santa is gonna have some fun with his North Pole, what with his sack full of confidence. After all, Santa only comes once a year.

  • i would

  • there are WAY too many puns in this commercial X]

  • I remerber when they showed the Enzyte one with the race car on Normal Cartoonetwork...lol read the his wife lips...

  • Smilin' Bob ROCKS!!!!

  • what kinda woman would sit on a co workers boner at an office party?

    my god his wife is right there!

  • holy shit she really does say that he has a huge penis

  • eww

  • I love how there's a random guy passed out on the copier machine.

  • @LlamasOnCrack Well... the ladies aren't always around, and Bob's got needs!

  • lmao read Bob's wife's lips @ :20 - :25. She says "Bob has a HUGE PENIS. ITS HUGE"

  • @monicannabella - LOL!

  • Shame the product was a sham these commercials are priceless...

  • @talus007 The product works,at least it did when I tried it.

  • I'll never think of the phrase "sit on Santa's lap" normally again......

  • "a BALLS-sack full of pride" LOL :35

  • They over did it with those puns.

    Who ever is responsible should be forced to listen to a sound clip of the word "sack" played at 60db (120db if he falls asleep) in a continuous loop for no less than 72 hours.

  • Oh...

    I guess 25 years in prison works too...

  • ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a terminator, his mission is to kill bob. copy and paste him to everywhere bob is so bob can die.

  • at 00:38 i the reaction of the lady in gray on the left

  • I thought they only sell penis pills in playboy and other dirty magazines. But does it make your penis bigger or do you need a penis pump?

  • Lolol Bob realized he needed a bigger "sled"

  • I think his commercials are funny!

    "Meet Bob" LOL

  • He went to prison!?! Then why do they still show his commercials!?!

  • So if I take Enzyte, I'll be able to have sex with the office's oldest and ugliest women? Is Bob trying to tap the ass of the old black lady or the chick with the short hair and big nose?

  • LOL Love this to pieces!!!! Thanks Deitra!

  • The term "gift that keeps on giving" is stupid. ANY gift--unless it is something edible, a trip, or concert tickets, or something similar to that--keeps on giving.

  • Not only is it stupid, but it's an expression that's been applied to venereal diseases.

  • Holy shit, I didn't realize it until you called it! Man, I'm such an idiot...

  • Does this stuff really work?

  • bob went to jail for consumer fraud

  • I read about that! I think it was because people thought it was for ED, like Viagra, but it's supposed to be a mood enhancer or something. I can see why that happened, too, with all the sexual innuendo they use in their commercials.

  • Bob creeps the fuck outta me

  • I know, I can see it now,"Manager Tammy just wasn't feeling her slugger's base ball bat until she called and ordered "Squeeze Play," and now his bat feels major league in her dug out!"

  • No more boners....Bob... just 25 years behind bars and a big fine. No more NASCAR either.

  • Whoa they locked up bob what did he do i thought he was just an actor for the commercial

  • The actor who plays Smiling Bob, John Larson, is not in jail. It is the companie's founder, Steve Warshak who is in jail.

  • this commercial is sooo annoying after I see it every day of my life!

  • I thought I was the only one seeing this all year round. Wonder if the lawsuit has anything to do with it.

  • what happened?

  • If you look when he sits down,, the north pole sign is covered half way and only shows "Pole" ROFL

  • i like the little dance the woman does before she sits in his lap

  • This is one the funniest commercials i have ever seen. Bob looks like a pervert who would rape the hell outta those women. The funniest line has to be that Bob has a "sack full of pride."

  • money can't buy happiness

  • I would like to bang the short hair woman, she looks like she is ready.

  • Heck, I screwed all the women.

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  • Thanks, I've never seen the whole commercial before...

    Weird that this plays all the year-round, never seen a Christmas commercial do that before.

  • That short haired girl looks like she wants it pretty bad, like she's already dripping.. hehe

  • and i never though the same of santa ever agin

  • does this stuff really work?

  • no its just herbs ect. it might work over a 20 year period. if u want a big one ,do what some of the african tribes do. hang ahalf pound or so weight from your dong for 4hrs a day

  • Eh, I have some time to kill. I wonder how long it'd take to get results? Hahaha

  • No it does not---and because of that:

    1. The former owner of the company is doing 25 years in the clink.

    2. These commercials don't air anymore.

  • I just saw one 10 minutes ago. :p This one to be exact.

  • id love for that brunnette girl to sit on my lap,something about that old gal gets my north pole going

  • I know, why's she so fucking hot???

  • shes xtra hot cause she seems so horny, wanting that enzyte smiling bob jailbird dude

  • he won't be mistaken for an elf anymore

    XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Lol @ the guys with the antlers.

  • Bob's got a sack full of pride!

  • Bob is creepy looking.

  • ROFL!! Turn down the volume and look at 0:20...the woman's saying, "Bob? He's got a HUGE penis...it's huge."

    Not kidding here. XDD

    but if someone told me that at a party, I'd be like, o.o TMI!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @akaKakashiFanatic OMG! YOU'RE RIGHT!! XDD

  • @akaKakashiFanatic You're right, she is saying that! LOL!

  • lmfao.

  • years ago i always wondered why this fucker was smileing, now i know :P

  • If I'm not mistaken, there's a couple of dudes in the line waiting for their turn to sit on the new north pole...LOL

  • A sleigh full of confidence, a sack full of pride, and the gift that keeps on... giving. lol He won't be mistaken for an elf anymore!

  • ... and then Bob got HIV.

  • gosh!!!!

    these commercials r soooo

    annoying and stupid!!!!!

  • Does Bob have a little slut in his lap blowing him in the racecar?

  • rofl. i saw this commercial the other night, and i was like,

    bob is a CREEEPERRRRRR with that smile hahaha.

  • "sack full of pride" ROFLMFAOOO XDDD

  • Does anyone know the name of the girl with short, brown hair who sits on his lap at the end. I'm strangely very attracted to her.

  • They've been airing the Enzyte commercials with Smilin' Bob since I was about 5 or 6, and about 9 years later, I finally understand what they're talking about ._.

  • wow! what a messed up commercial

  • bobs wife looks good to. all older and seductive.

  • God, do i hate these commericials.

  • Enzyte apparently turns all of Bob's female coworkers into Ho-Ho-Ho's.

  • the founder of this company was charged and jailed for 25 years...fined $95 million dollars as he conned over $500 million from customers.

  • i have a fetish for the ordinary but sexy looking lady with short dark hair at sec 0:35. i love how shes standing in line at 0:47. i wonder who she is.

  • I was wondering the same thing. Thats why I looked up this video, in hopes someone would have known

  • i guess were both freaks lol.

  • Ah, geez, all the women can't wait to sit on his dick!

  • umm maybe young children would get offended?

  • That's why I have only seen this commercial on non kid channels usually between Midnight and 4 o'clock in the mornin g

  • I've seen this commercial a couple of times on cartoon network but its always been late.

  • i think it would be the parents that would be offended...

  • Why don't they just say penis enlargement instead of natural male enhancement? It's not like anybody's going to get offended by the word penis.

  • I like how the wife just tells her friend, "Bob, has a huge penis." She really knows how to cut to the chase and make conversation.

  • yeah, i saw it. lol ahahahahaha it's so wonderful. i've learned that people love pain. that's why asian girls are the best. ;D lol ahahahahahhaha

  • God damn it I love these Bob commercials. They're just so corny and cheesy and 60s-esque with the big fake grins and perfect hair and stuff, all perfectly moral, and the announcer is just so awesome. I laugh every time I see these ads.

  • Me too.

    Now get on that phone.  Didnt you hear the ad? Its only available while supplies last!!

  • I cant. I dont want to hurt anyone. I'm already a little bit too big. It wont go all the way in. My poor girlfriend cant take any more, she begged me not to call. She said she knows that I love these commercials, and that Bob is so compelling, but please, she cant take any more, it's big enough.

  • by saying this, it proves that it's "lil etimos". let "it" speak for itself, not you. tsk tsk tsk

  • Whatever you need to tell yourself. Me, I'm limited to saying it like it is, because letting it speak for itself would get me banned from all but A-18 rated sites. If you feel the need to speculate, however, you go right ahead. Whatever makes you feel less inadequate is fine by me.

  • remember, it's all an illusion. i see you see yourself big. lol ahahahaha

  • EVERY time? You laugh EVERY time you see these ads? I find that extremely hard to believe.

  • I dont see them very often

  • Who is the girl with the short, dark hair ?

  • Despite the lawsuit and the proven fact that this doesn't work, SpikeTV still airs the commercials.

  • didn't work for you, eh?

  • Comedy Central still airs the commercials also.....and they don't just air them....they AIR THE FUCK OUT OF THEM! It seems like it's every other commercial. It's rather goddamn annoying.

  • Viswiss is the best, it really answered my problem and it really makes it bigger.

  • lmaoo

    when i ever i see this commerical

    i bust out laughing

    Lmaoo

    whats the name of the actor who plays bob

    " its the gift thats keeeps on giving "

  • chyea...freaggin love that line ahahaa

  • If you have more questions about the lawsuit or your eligibility, contact attorneys Hagens Berman Sobol Shapiro at 206-623-7292 or info @ hbsslaw. com Enzyte has had the adverse effect on my junk. I am developing a lawsuit. I have lost all capabilities with my penis. This is terrible. I can't even look my wife in the eyes anymore. I DETEST you Enzyte! Class action Lawsuit, & smiling Bob has been missing since a boating accident and presumed dead John Larson 2008

    Have not gotten refund!

  • I'm trying to imagine the director of this commercial

    "....now smile a slow crooked smile"

    "No no, you have to squirm while waiting to sit in his lap -- like you just can't wait.

    I feel sorry for the poor gulible saps who are reeled in by this garbage.

  • is it just me or is there a dude waiting bobs lap

  • Lol. The only sentence without sexuality in it is: "This is Bob"

    Oh, wait... nevermind...

  • Jesus! It's a commercial, not a freakin' Felinni film. Lighten up Francis!

  • Looks like hatchet face from Cry Baby! The whole thing looks like a John Waters movie!

  • rofl he just said "a sack full of pride!" 0:35!!

  • Bob can get it !

  • Still the BEST ad campaign in YEARS!!

    LMMFAO!!

  • this fucken guy scares the fuck out of me with his fricken smile hell he can become the next joker..

  • What did he get? Only a sleigh full of confidence and a Sac full of pride. X D bahahahahah

  • It appears that the lady in the Brown outfit sitting on his lap is having a problem with either urine or bowel while standing in line. What is she going to do on his lap?

    Good thing it is brown, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Sploot. Hiss.

  • that chick with the short dark hair is sexy!

  • Who teh fuck is she? Anyone know who this sexy girl is?

  • Snrk. So funny once you know that it's David Kaye.

    "Yess..."

    Ehehehe.