I ordered this shit when I was wasted as a freshman in college as a dare. It didn't work. I still have a huge penis, not an abnormally mostrously huge cock. Fail.
Yea order this shit ...and see if they dont hijack your bank account and make you look like a goddamn fool .............It dont do ANYTHING!!!!................
its either take this have a big dick then you get older your dicks limp and a increase in having a heart attack or make drug for a womens vigina to being tight again instead of fucking a pothole deadbeaver roastbeef blue waffle and no limp dick and keep fucking with out having a heart attack wen older THE CHOICE IS OURS lol
I have a couple of questions for the ladies; How narrow and shallow is "that certain part of your body"? I have been with way more women than I'd like to admit and I can say 1st hand that I haven't been with many "tight" women at all...way to go ladies!!
@warlord2080 I'm guessing you must be very familiar with that face to recognize it. I don't know what that kind of face would look like but I hope no kids I know, or don't know for that matter, never go around you.
@sweiland75 its not an actor, its the former company's owner. he actually was sentenced to 20+ years in prison for fraud. this product does not work. you can find articles by googling smiling bob goes to prison.
LOL. The people behind this commercial were sued for something like half a billion dollars from all the idiots who bought this and didnt get what they um...wanted.
@Balian49 Heard about that...for a long while their ads were banned from TV because of the fraud implications. Don't know if that's still the case or not.
Who ever is responsible should be forced to listen to a sound clip of the word "sack" played at 60db (120db if he falls asleep) in a continuous loop for no less than 72 hours.
So if I take Enzyte, I'll be able to have sex with the office's oldest and ugliest women? Is Bob trying to tap the ass of the old black lady or the chick with the short hair and big nose?
The term "gift that keeps on giving" is stupid. ANY gift--unless it is something edible, a trip, or concert tickets, or something similar to that--keeps on giving.
I read about that! I think it was because people thought it was for ED, like Viagra, but it's supposed to be a mood enhancer or something. I can see why that happened, too, with all the sexual innuendo they use in their commercials.
I know, I can see it now,"Manager Tammy just wasn't feeling her slugger's base ball bat until she called and ordered "Squeeze Play," and now his bat feels major league in her dug out!"
This is one the funniest commercials i have ever seen. Bob looks like a pervert who would rape the hell outta those women. The funniest line has to be that Bob has a "sack full of pride."
no its just herbs ect. it might work over a 20 year period. if u want a big one ,do what some of the african tribes do. hang ahalf pound or so weight from your dong for 4hrs a day
They've been airing the Enzyte commercials with Smilin' Bob since I was about 5 or 6, and about 9 years later, I finally understand what they're talking about ._.
i have a fetish for the ordinary but sexy looking lady with short dark hair at sec 0:35. i love how shes standing in line at 0:47. i wonder who she is.
God damn it I love these Bob commercials. They're just so corny and cheesy and 60s-esque with the big fake grins and perfect hair and stuff, all perfectly moral, and the announcer is just so awesome. I laugh every time I see these ads.
I cant. I dont want to hurt anyone. I'm already a little bit too big. It wont go all the way in. My poor girlfriend cant take any more, she begged me not to call. She said she knows that I love these commercials, and that Bob is so compelling, but please, she cant take any more, it's big enough.
Whatever you need to tell yourself. Me, I'm limited to saying it like it is, because letting it speak for itself would get me banned from all but A-18 rated sites. If you feel the need to speculate, however, you go right ahead. Whatever makes you feel less inadequate is fine by me.
Comedy Central still airs the commercials also.....and they don't just air them....they AIR THE FUCK OUT OF THEM! It seems like it's every other commercial. It's rather goddamn annoying.
If you have more questions about the lawsuit or your eligibility, contact attorneys Hagens Berman Sobol Shapiro at 206-623-7292 or info @ hbsslaw. com Enzyte has had the adverse effect on my junk. I am developing a lawsuit. I have lost all capabilities with my penis. This is terrible. I can't even look my wife in the eyes anymore. I DETEST you Enzyte! Class action Lawsuit, & smiling Bob has been missing since a boating accident and presumed dead John Larson 2008
It appears that the lady in the Brown outfit sitting on his lap is having a problem with either urine or bowel while standing in line. What is she going to do on his lap?
that bob has got one GOOFY ASS GRIN!! he looks like al bundy on crack!!!
MsKeith1969 3 days ago
He looks like a fucking stroke victim.
ronnieronb73 1 month ago
LOL! Every lady likes? Clearly Enzyte doesn't believe in lesbians.
Jumpybeaver 2 months ago
This is bob, bob is very small, lol
mikuchonisengland 2 months ago
This is actually a scam it was on the show American greed: scams
SinisterWalkthroughs 2 months ago
Bastard Steve Warshak 25 to Life....Small penis bitches needs pills for enlargement ...lol
krazysoon 2 months ago
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bigliamreading 3 months ago
I whistle the jingle; its awfully catching.
WHATISUTUBE 3 months ago
I ordered this shit when I was wasted as a freshman in college as a dare. It didn't work. I still have a huge penis, not an abnormally mostrously huge cock. Fail.
Skizla 4 months ago
haha u wish u had a huge penis
pneubz 2 months ago
@Skizla haha you loser
sweet58441 1 month ago
@Skizla Three inches isn't huge, pal.
lyricesterisgod 3 weeks ago
The 23 people who disliked this have un-fixable erectile dis-function.
CosmosusMagnus 4 months ago
I'd be smiling too if I couild " pitch a tent " like smiling Bob .
jkirk1963 4 months ago
Smilin' Bob looks like a serial iller
dark7element 5 months ago
I never saw Santa Bob, before! Awesome! Gotsta love YouTube! Funniest ad campaign of all time. Bob's smile got more insane with each commercial.
SenorPlaid 6 months ago
Next thing...Bob works out a deal with Burger King......It takes two hands to handle a Whopper!
79goldmaster1 7 months ago
Shit, I remember watching WWE Raw monday nights as a kid, and then seeing these commercials. Confused the hell out of me. xD
SycamoreHill14 8 months ago
ROTLMAO!
How IRONIC, "Smiling Bob" is going to get WAY MORE Huge dick than he ever bargained for in PRISON for fraud!
Every. Single. Night.
Now he can do commercial from the prison shower. He'll have to change his name to "Wincing Bob" - YEEOUUCHHHH! lolololololol
bluenotejazz 8 months ago 6
Spread a little joy? Is he talking about a STD?
NeonClock 9 months ago 5
0:19 Bob has a huge penis!, its huge! lol
360sportsgamer 9 months ago 16
he has a big dick
dukee155 9 months ago
does anyone know why the law hasent shut this scam down ??? loollllllll
jwagon28 9 months ago
@jwagon28 maybe because it's too funny
Sharalynn18 7 months ago
Yea order this shit ...and see if they dont hijack your bank account and make you look like a goddamn fool .............It dont do ANYTHING!!!!................
jwagon28 9 months ago
lol, u guys here the guy who created this "wonderful pill" is doing 25 years for scam :P
drakeTM1 10 months ago 2
its either take this have a big dick then you get older your dicks limp and a increase in having a heart attack or make drug for a womens vigina to being tight again instead of fucking a pothole deadbeaver roastbeef blue waffle and no limp dick and keep fucking with out having a heart attack wen older THE CHOICE IS OURS lol
qFATKIDp 11 months ago
I od'd on enzyte and my penis time warped.
R0773N 1 year ago
I od'd on enzyte and my penis time warped.
R0773N 1 year ago
If someone started talking about a guys huge penis at a party I would look at them like thier crazy.
Pooky1991 1 year ago
@Pooky1991 I know, right?
slinkmanlover14 11 months ago
He has the smile of a pedophile.
slackingstacker 1 year ago
smiling bob was smiling because of the money he was getting from his money scam
sephiroth71984 1 year ago
0:24 listen to real good.
TheSuirad 1 year ago 4
@TheSuirad lmao
TheRedVendetta 1 year ago
Who's the butch with the short hair?
cwazymbfan 1 year ago
now he's in prison giving his product and sucking dick for pop tarts and top ramen noodles.
Friedwhippedcream 1 year ago
0:44
warlord2080 1 year ago
I have a couple of questions for the ladies; How narrow and shallow is "that certain part of your body"? I have been with way more women than I'd like to admit and I can say 1st hand that I haven't been with many "tight" women at all...way to go ladies!!
8MCDonalds8 1 year ago
Bob is a rapist.
lyricesterisgod 1 year ago
Bob puts on the rapeing children face.
warlord2080 1 year ago
@warlord2080 I'm guessing you must be very familiar with that face to recognize it. I don't know what that kind of face would look like but I hope no kids I know, or don't know for that matter, never go around you.
8MCDonalds8 1 year ago
My dad calls him Big Boner Bob.
cwazymbfan 1 year ago
I wish smiling Bob was my school mascot and the slow whistle song was my schools pride song, Free boners for all
iglooman117 1 year ago
Just imagine if smiling bob was your dad.
paintballer2630 1 year ago
My wife threatened to divorce me if I ever decide to take some Enzyte. She told me she's happy with my pogo stick the way it is. :-)
Krazy3912 1 year ago
*phonehand* Call me! LOL
sweiland75 1 year ago
Does anyone know the actor who plays Bob?
sweiland75 1 year ago
@sweiland75 its not an actor, its the former company's owner. he actually was sentenced to 20+ years in prison for fraud. this product does not work. you can find articles by googling smiling bob goes to prison.
sistersister0914 1 year ago
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Schecter860 1 year ago
LOL. The people behind this commercial were sued for something like half a billion dollars from all the idiots who bought this and didnt get what they um...wanted.
Balian49 1 year ago
@Balian49 Heard about that...for a long while their ads were banned from TV because of the fraud implications. Don't know if that's still the case or not.
ZeldaDD 1 year ago
I wonder how ALL the girls at the office know about Bob's pole. Looks like Santa needs a new job.
CristoffandFriends 1 year ago
a sac full of pride lmaoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loljojo90 1 year ago 31
look at 20 seconds and read the girls lips. rotfl.
nellaeibok 1 year ago
@ 0:57, is that a guy at the back of the line?
HomersIlliad 1 year ago
@HomersIlliad Nope, that's a woman with short hair (at least I hope it is for Bob's sake! LOL!)
KungFuRascals3 1 year ago
Look's like Santa is gonna have some fun with his North Pole, what with his sack full of confidence. After all, Santa only comes once a year.
ChibiHoboProductions 1 year ago
i would
hunterdr11 1 year ago
there are WAY too many puns in this commercial X]
veight84 1 year ago
I remerber when they showed the Enzyte one with the race car on Normal Cartoonetwork...lol read the his wife lips...
Clone1260whoOWNS 1 year ago
Smilin' Bob ROCKS!!!!
MDSJR67 1 year ago
what kinda woman would sit on a co workers boner at an office party?
my god his wife is right there!
mroracal 1 year ago
holy shit she really does say that he has a huge penis
yungfrezh9 1 year ago
eww
PrakamyaSiddhi 1 year ago
I love how there's a random guy passed out on the copier machine.
LlamasOnCrack 1 year ago
@LlamasOnCrack Well... the ladies aren't always around, and Bob's got needs!
Anneka 1 year ago
lmao read Bob's wife's lips @ :20 - :25. She says "Bob has a HUGE PENIS. ITS HUGE"
monicannabella 1 year ago 5
@monicannabella - LOL!
ZeroFreak1 1 year ago
Shame the product was a sham these commercials are priceless...
talus007 1 year ago 4
@talus007 The product works,at least it did when I tried it.
MDSJR67 1 year ago
I'll never think of the phrase "sit on Santa's lap" normally again......
AllHailZeppelin 1 year ago 2
"a BALLS-sack full of pride" LOL :35
omidahomi712 1 year ago 3
They over did it with those puns.
Who ever is responsible should be forced to listen to a sound clip of the word "sack" played at 60db (120db if he falls asleep) in a continuous loop for no less than 72 hours.
affordnoshoes 1 year ago
Oh...
I guess 25 years in prison works too...
affordnoshoes 1 year ago
̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a terminator, his mission is to kill bob. copy and paste him to everywhere bob is so bob can die.
jdmifsud14 1 year ago
at 00:38 i the reaction of the lady in gray on the left
abearbodies 2 years ago
I thought they only sell penis pills in playboy and other dirty magazines. But does it make your penis bigger or do you need a penis pump?
baalsg1 2 years ago
Lolol Bob realized he needed a bigger "sled"
thebeanerinemporia 2 years ago
I think his commercials are funny!
"Meet Bob" LOL
w5txrmark 2 years ago
He went to prison!?! Then why do they still show his commercials!?!
LeoAdd0 2 years ago
So if I take Enzyte, I'll be able to have sex with the office's oldest and ugliest women? Is Bob trying to tap the ass of the old black lady or the chick with the short hair and big nose?
LeoAdd0 2 years ago
LOL Love this to pieces!!!! Thanks Deitra!
Bflatblues55 2 years ago
The term "gift that keeps on giving" is stupid. ANY gift--unless it is something edible, a trip, or concert tickets, or something similar to that--keeps on giving.
trwent 2 years ago
Not only is it stupid, but it's an expression that's been applied to venereal diseases.
LeoAdd0 2 years ago
Holy shit, I didn't realize it until you called it! Man, I'm such an idiot...
MrDopple 2 years ago
Does this stuff really work?
SharinganWarrior9 2 years ago
bob went to jail for consumer fraud
GeminiAzules 2 years ago 2
I read about that! I think it was because people thought it was for ED, like Viagra, but it's supposed to be a mood enhancer or something. I can see why that happened, too, with all the sexual innuendo they use in their commercials.
BishounenNerd 2 years ago
Bob creeps the fuck outta me
jawz117 2 years ago 5
I know, I can see it now,"Manager Tammy just wasn't feeling her slugger's base ball bat until she called and ordered "Squeeze Play," and now his bat feels major league in her dug out!"
prophetbyronmotley 2 years ago 24
No more boners....Bob... just 25 years behind bars and a big fine. No more NASCAR either.
dwetick 2 years ago 2
Whoa they locked up bob what did he do i thought he was just an actor for the commercial
jdprice455 2 years ago
The actor who plays Smiling Bob, John Larson, is not in jail. It is the companie's founder, Steve Warshak who is in jail.
Skeletor4ever 1 year ago
this commercial is sooo annoying after I see it every day of my life!
Sabrinaleewizzle 2 years ago
I thought I was the only one seeing this all year round. Wonder if the lawsuit has anything to do with it.
mst3k4evr 2 years ago
what happened?
govbricktop 2 years ago
If you look when he sits down,, the north pole sign is covered half way and only shows "Pole" ROFL
smokeydasharky 2 years ago 3
i like the little dance the woman does before she sits in his lap
shogunly2 2 years ago 5
This is one the funniest commercials i have ever seen. Bob looks like a pervert who would rape the hell outta those women. The funniest line has to be that Bob has a "sack full of pride."
romeo9710 2 years ago 4
money can't buy happiness
aquaticblader 2 years ago
I would like to bang the short hair woman, she looks like she is ready.
SamWilder1 2 years ago 5
Heck, I screwed all the women.
SamWilder1 2 years ago
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SamWilder1 2 years ago
Thanks, I've never seen the whole commercial before...
Weird that this plays all the year-round, never seen a Christmas commercial do that before.
Smarkflea 2 years ago
That short haired girl looks like she wants it pretty bad, like she's already dripping.. hehe
jreign 2 years ago 5
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IT DID WORK!!!!
imanubjenkins 2 years ago
and i never though the same of santa ever agin
roberto7114 2 years ago 4
does this stuff really work?
Zolega89 2 years ago 2
no its just herbs ect. it might work over a 20 year period. if u want a big one ,do what some of the african tribes do. hang ahalf pound or so weight from your dong for 4hrs a day
bectonbrainwave 2 years ago
Eh, I have some time to kill. I wonder how long it'd take to get results? Hahaha
Silverthumb 2 years ago
No it does not---and because of that:
1. The former owner of the company is doing 25 years in the clink.
2. These commercials don't air anymore.
AEMoreira81 2 years ago
I just saw one 10 minutes ago. :p This one to be exact.
ManiacRey 2 years ago
id love for that brunnette girl to sit on my lap,something about that old gal gets my north pole going
bectonbrainwave 2 years ago 3
I know, why's she so fucking hot???
Silverthumb 2 years ago
shes xtra hot cause she seems so horny, wanting that enzyte smiling bob jailbird dude
bectonbrainwave 2 years ago 2
he won't be mistaken for an elf anymore
XDDDDDDDDDDD
AlexTheFilmSlacker 2 years ago 2
Lol @ the guys with the antlers.
xNightmarePlaguex 2 years ago
Bob's got a sack full of pride!
skyler1586 2 years ago 2
Bob is creepy looking.
BodySprayMan 2 years ago 2
ROFL!! Turn down the volume and look at 0:20...the woman's saying, "Bob? He's got a HUGE penis...it's huge."
Not kidding here. XDD
but if someone told me that at a party, I'd be like, o.o TMI!!!
akaKakashiFanatic 2 years ago 67
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
dollhairthepup 2 years ago
@akaKakashiFanatic OMG! YOU'RE RIGHT!! XDD
CoquettishGame 1 year ago
@akaKakashiFanatic You're right, she is saying that! LOL!
KungFuRascals3 1 year ago
lmfao.
sm5pac3 2 years ago
years ago i always wondered why this fucker was smileing, now i know :P
sefgerXD 2 years ago 2
If I'm not mistaken, there's a couple of dudes in the line waiting for their turn to sit on the new north pole...LOL
slotcarman12078 2 years ago
A sleigh full of confidence, a sack full of pride, and the gift that keeps on... giving. lol He won't be mistaken for an elf anymore!
e55champ 2 years ago
... and then Bob got HIV.
takeyb0y2 2 years ago 13
gosh!!!!
these commercials r soooo
annoying and stupid!!!!!
sparkleberi 2 years ago
Does Bob have a little slut in his lap blowing him in the racecar?
castingtherunes 2 years ago
rofl. i saw this commercial the other night, and i was like,
bob is a CREEEPERRRRRR with that smile hahaha.
fashiongoddess76 2 years ago
"sack full of pride" ROFLMFAOOO XDDD
AngstOfFlames 2 years ago
Does anyone know the name of the girl with short, brown hair who sits on his lap at the end. I'm strangely very attracted to her.
mpearson82 2 years ago 3
They've been airing the Enzyte commercials with Smilin' Bob since I was about 5 or 6, and about 9 years later, I finally understand what they're talking about ._.
bayliXbrutal 2 years ago
wow! what a messed up commercial
rumbuoy 2 years ago 2
bobs wife looks good to. all older and seductive.
ivantoxie 2 years ago
God, do i hate these commericials.
rabbit0877 2 years ago 5
Enzyte apparently turns all of Bob's female coworkers into Ho-Ho-Ho's.
uaohio1964 2 years ago 33
the founder of this company was charged and jailed for 25 years...fined $95 million dollars as he conned over $500 million from customers.
LOLMAN22 2 years ago
i have a fetish for the ordinary but sexy looking lady with short dark hair at sec 0:35. i love how shes standing in line at 0:47. i wonder who she is.
ivantoxie 2 years ago 5
I was wondering the same thing. Thats why I looked up this video, in hopes someone would have known
zimzorz 2 years ago
i guess were both freaks lol.
ivantoxie 2 years ago
Ah, geez, all the women can't wait to sit on his dick!
pgy002 2 years ago
umm maybe young children would get offended?
badbeatpro 2 years ago
That's why I have only seen this commercial on non kid channels usually between Midnight and 4 o'clock in the mornin g
glaked23 2 years ago
I've seen this commercial a couple of times on cartoon network but its always been late.
romeo9710 2 years ago
i think it would be the parents that would be offended...
jazminfggo 2 years ago
Why don't they just say penis enlargement instead of natural male enhancement? It's not like anybody's going to get offended by the word penis.
CCrockyourass 2 years ago
I like how the wife just tells her friend, "Bob, has a huge penis." She really knows how to cut to the chase and make conversation.
aust501 2 years ago 2
yeah, i saw it. lol ahahahahaha it's so wonderful. i've learned that people love pain. that's why asian girls are the best. ;D lol ahahahahahhaha
makaku777 2 years ago
God damn it I love these Bob commercials. They're just so corny and cheesy and 60s-esque with the big fake grins and perfect hair and stuff, all perfectly moral, and the announcer is just so awesome. I laugh every time I see these ads.
Etimos 2 years ago
Me too.
Now get on that phone. Didnt you hear the ad? Its only available while supplies last!!
ignoranceandwant 2 years ago
I cant. I dont want to hurt anyone. I'm already a little bit too big. It wont go all the way in. My poor girlfriend cant take any more, she begged me not to call. She said she knows that I love these commercials, and that Bob is so compelling, but please, she cant take any more, it's big enough.
Etimos 2 years ago
by saying this, it proves that it's "lil etimos". let "it" speak for itself, not you. tsk tsk tsk
makaku777 2 years ago
Whatever you need to tell yourself. Me, I'm limited to saying it like it is, because letting it speak for itself would get me banned from all but A-18 rated sites. If you feel the need to speculate, however, you go right ahead. Whatever makes you feel less inadequate is fine by me.
Etimos 2 years ago
remember, it's all an illusion. i see you see yourself big. lol ahahahaha
makaku777 2 years ago
EVERY time? You laugh EVERY time you see these ads? I find that extremely hard to believe.
justarandomguy80 2 years ago
I dont see them very often
Etimos 2 years ago
Who is the girl with the short, dark hair ?
Spottedfeather 2 years ago
Despite the lawsuit and the proven fact that this doesn't work, SpikeTV still airs the commercials.
ViciousMiller 2 years ago
didn't work for you, eh?
Anon4this1 2 years ago
Comedy Central still airs the commercials also.....and they don't just air them....they AIR THE FUCK OUT OF THEM! It seems like it's every other commercial. It's rather goddamn annoying.
justarandomguy80 2 years ago
Viswiss is the best, it really answered my problem and it really makes it bigger.
swastedcat 2 years ago
lmaoo
when i ever i see this commerical
i bust out laughing
Lmaoo
whats the name of the actor who plays bob
" its the gift thats keeeps on giving "
Cookiesrock88 2 years ago 2
chyea...freaggin love that line ahahaa
CHRIS454 2 years ago
If you have more questions about the lawsuit or your eligibility, contact attorneys Hagens Berman Sobol Shapiro at 206-623-7292 or info @ hbsslaw. com Enzyte has had the adverse effect on my junk. I am developing a lawsuit. I have lost all capabilities with my penis. This is terrible. I can't even look my wife in the eyes anymore. I DETEST you Enzyte! Class action Lawsuit, & smiling Bob has been missing since a boating accident and presumed dead John Larson 2008
Have not gotten refund!
MrScottyG 2 years ago
I'm trying to imagine the director of this commercial
"....now smile a slow crooked smile"
"No no, you have to squirm while waiting to sit in his lap -- like you just can't wait.
I feel sorry for the poor gulible saps who are reeled in by this garbage.
BeondaPale 2 years ago 4
is it just me or is there a dude waiting bobs lap
luickroggeterson2445 2 years ago
Lol. The only sentence without sexuality in it is: "This is Bob"
Oh, wait... nevermind...
StealthyBug 2 years ago 2
Jesus! It's a commercial, not a freakin' Felinni film. Lighten up Francis!
markdido 2 years ago
Looks like hatchet face from Cry Baby! The whole thing looks like a John Waters movie!
high8us 2 years ago
rofl he just said "a sack full of pride!" 0:35!!
thefunnyguyclasses10 2 years ago
Bob can get it !
411MaryJay 2 years ago 2
Still the BEST ad campaign in YEARS!!
LMMFAO!!
oZoBass1 2 years ago
this fucken guy scares the fuck out of me with his fricken smile hell he can become the next joker..
warlord2080 2 years ago
What did he get? Only a sleigh full of confidence and a Sac full of pride. X D bahahahahah
Lukeschedel 2 years ago
It appears that the lady in the Brown outfit sitting on his lap is having a problem with either urine or bowel while standing in line. What is she going to do on his lap?
Good thing it is brown, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sploot. Hiss.
needsoftlady 2 years ago
that chick with the short dark hair is sexy!
mferg240 2 years ago 2
Who teh fuck is she? Anyone know who this sexy girl is?
trubbthapwner 2 years ago
Snrk. So funny once you know that it's David Kaye.
"Yess..."
Ehehehe.
multicoloredshadow 2 years ago