The Genius of George Bush

[madbcc]

ahahahahahahah my favourite

[Malloyism]

Id like a slow-mo dissection of that swing please.

[blac2thafuture]

this had to be the dumbest ass in the white house , ever

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

Who's more stupid, Bush or the dumbasses who voted him in two terms?

[tommo1313]

Yes i do believe that man and fish can peacefully coexist.

[DarkSarul]

"Not one doubt in my mind..... that we will fail." 2:06

[dmcfs3]

you dumb prolls actually believe he is really so stupid and he is just screwing you big time

[chasero123]

It's your money! You paid for it!

[ericfontainejazz]

LOL... although, this stuff is so old now that we have other problems to deal with.

[schulz1301able]

The best comedian forever.

That`s funny

[scootcha]

omfg i lol'ed so hard

[skeeterbug1234]

I think bush is huge dumb ass!!!!!

[coolbeans8008]

In the words of Conker the Squirrel " You never really know what you have, until it's gone".

[fightinglion27]

the world has never seen a greater clown !!!

[fightinglion27]

a stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid moron !!!!!!!

[yeahsee33]

All in all, you have to admit at the end of the day Bush would be a cool guy to have a beer with. OMITTING his politics.

[BlackMasster]

He might be an idiot savant...

NOT!!!

[jonesyboy53]

lol 1:53 "It will take time to restore chaos"

[Danaesblackcat]

How did such a shifty-eyed little slime ball fool so many freakin morons? If you voted for him either time, please NEVER vote again!!!!

[fix223]

I'm sure Bush's verbal mistakes have been exaggerated for example, most of this funny stuff has been bits of speeches of Bush at different instances for different purposes cut and joined together to appear as funny mistake by Bush. An example is where he said " i've been trained by al qaeda"The first part "i've been trained" was probably made on a different and unrelated ocassion from the second part "by al qaeda" These two parts have been made to look like a single sentence made by Bush.

[jltc008]

No, I don't believe any of these clips were edited. These are real Bushisms.

[fix223]

These are real speeches of Bush but some have been fixed by the wonderful guys on Youtube. They can do miracles with technology. I'm not arguing Bush never made those mistakes. He isn't stupid in at all but very smart. After realizing his initial inarticulations he turned them into an asset to cover it up and took it a habit and so these guys have gone that far to do their editing. Of course it's good humor.

[fix223]

In our present time, this guy Bush is a great genius but it's unfortunate we won't live to be great enough to realize the greatness of his wisdom; instead, he has left a legacy of embarrassment to posterity to conclude that we were idiots. Can you imagine this clip to be viewed in 50 or 100 years time?

[KlikOn]

bush made him money , hes smart

[aristid12]

this guy is stupid. thats all i got to say. just stupid.

[FollyxXxFallen]

Oh my Lord, I can imagine one term but TWO? It was such a close race, it was probably a bunch of ignorant hicks. I'm sorry but as much as I have tried to like him this guy is a living joke that makes the world think we're the same, I'm so glad I'm too young to be blamed for it.

[picklepock]

haha, good video.

[bloodwarrior56]

dont worry george bullshit will be dead soon

[AcePilot101]

I forgot to mention, George Bush can kick your ass so shut up.

[AcePilot101]

George W. Bush is the greatest man on Earth and a true friend of Jesus Christ.

[monkeyman0011]

how the hell did he become president!!!!!!!!!!!!

it will take time to restore chaos

[jpaek]

HOW IN God's earth did this moron get 8 years as a leader of anything. this idiot couldn't even run a mini-mart. Amazing.

[futurejumi]

Im ashamed that hes american

[AresCassell]

Bush is the smartest person ever!

[gnaRFactory]

simply a stupid american fuck

[heimannstudios]

I agree. This seems like this is in context of the world we live in. If people are ignorant to the point of being glad that Obama won and Bush is going to be long gone, then we are truly in a time of great peril. Also, for the Obama lovers in the world, the upcoming generated crisis (Joe Biden said this, not me) will overthrow everything Obama promised all of you. Tyranny is here, democracy is an illusion.  Please open your mind to the possibility.

[Lynchyguy]

That's an odd thing to say. Do you really believe that democracy is in a state of peril by electing someone who is clearly intelligent and articulate as opposed to Bush who clearly isn't?

The fact that Bush has been an object of ridicule, amoungst journalists the world over and not just on youtube, when he was the political representitive of the most powerful country in the world is NOT a good thing. Surely you'd agree with that.

[xkhmerdragonx]

Human and Fish and co-exist hahaahha

[Mannoroth53]

yea he's dyslexic

[Mannoroth53]

i only wish the people realized that fact BEFORE he was elected...

[futurejumi]

remember he didn't get the popular vote...

[ising4kings]

dumbest mother fucker on earth

[movsys]

yea, seems like a fun guy to hang out with, he makes me laugh, but to rule the most powerful nation in the world, oh shit! look out dawg!

[monzinator]

This guy acts like a big old drunk baby ! Who vote for this idiot ?!

[kaiser0soze]

Is he really dyslexic?

[BigHerm19484]

Awesome lol

[Azrock2007]

Guess what !? Bush is Genius...Because an Idiot is who votes for Idiot TWICE, he is the Genius and the voters are the idiots.

[Azrock2007]

an Idiot is who vote for Idiot twice, he is the Genius and the voters are the idiots.

[scottybadfish]

A message to all the sad and pathetic old white retards that have pretty much ruined our nation: Go take your investments, buy a house somewhere in Arizona and quit screwing it up for the next generation. YOU FAILED US MISERABLY. Accept that before you ruin it forever.

[Gooseman2k2]

did he just wipe his glasses on her jacket? LOLOLOLOL!!!! thats awsome and yall kno it :)

[kitkatcutie520]

iz that vid where he gives the finger real? Wow!! :0

[rotor]

He'd sure would be funny if he wasn't the president !

[b215apple]

Glad i didnt vote for him....hope republicans learned their lesson, Bush is a symbolic Godfather of White Trash :)

[BigdaddyDareal]

What a Fucking Clown

[arfraticus]

bush suUuUuUucks he has a fuckin i.q. of 82 that is so fuckin close to retrded but hey cant do that to retards thats to cruel to them

[Mephistonia]

human beings and fish can coexist peacefully?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. His own dog hates him.

[kalypso19850]

"bravo, mr bush, you have successfully restored chaos. it did not even take as much time as you predicted."

hahahahahahahah.....

"...a park in bozwana" hahahahaha....

[ThrowYoSignsUp]

he will go down in american history as THE worst president no bush will ever sleep in the white house again

[PeggythePegLegPirate]

Agreed.

[DoughboyDMC]

Agreed. Sometimes i feel my country is filled with retards.

[Iluvcristian]

That woman he patted on the rear is his wife duh lol

[Vietdogz]

fuck yo british bitches

[zthechainz]

Only an idiot thinks a genius isn't a genius.

Idiot.

[RudolfMaister]

LOL It'll take time to restore CHAOS!

[Vietdogz]

haha bush just touch that lady ass when he hugged her.. he was like tapping her ass with his hand hahha aholy shit

[zthechainz]

Bush I respect u!

[atlscribe]

"......now watch this drive".

C'mon, it's almost impossible to hate this guy lol.

[animafrea]

who ever voted for him should ide thats right they didnt he on e becuase hes opart of the oil diggs rigged of course

[TokesMcpotpuffer]

wow you should die because you CANT FUCKING SPELL!!!!

[animafrea]

arnt you a dick

[Vietdogz]

haha bush just touch that lady ass when he hugged her.. he was like tapping her ass with his hand hahha aholy shit

[mrzack888]

investigate 9/11...

Loosechange

[zthechainz]

crap, been proven time and time again 'loose change' is garbage

[LAZCordani]

Hes the biggest fool and murderer on earth...

[qinella]

The end of this film needs to be updated with Bush doing that African tribal dance. Gordon Brown wishes he had style like that!

[arsmoke]

I think we aughta raise the age that we juveniles can have a gun

[animafrea]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madjaime2007]

you people are the ones who are stupid he is a brave leader which is doing something unlike some one like clinton

[Worsthoofd]

He united the world against the U.S.A., he increased the U.S. national debt to all-time heights, he and his cronies covered Iraq and Afghanistan under a layer of radioactive depleted uranium dust, he completely destroyed the credibility and image of the U.S. by torturing people and attacking sovereign countries... But hey, you're right! He IS doing something!

[animafrea]

o god i love you

[madjaime2007]

see u lisen to the media too much as center around to much around blaming one person when it is muit persons causing these probles so in respect i would say do ur reserch correctly !!! the usa has seen in the last few years a much richer ecommany, as this hen balenced instead of being one side, i.e. china, radioactive depleted uranium dust this is not ture as only a few times these type of wepons were used. next the tpe torutre used by the us not in anyway harmfull from ect of disabayed order

[etheress]

George, is that you?

[fwhamill]

Oh, you mean bush is bangin his little oreo lap-dancer, Condisleaza,and maybe the new air-head blonde bimbette press sec. who knows nothing and says bush knows nothing.....oh, and screwing the whole countrytoo.. Whereas Clinton only screwed the aide.. Now bush as us all wearing the blue dress. And we've given him trillions, trillions, to lose the Iraq "war". Yes, I said losing. Losing the war and the empire is dying. Ha, ha, ha.

[animafrea]

burn in hell!

[lmaxwel]

this is the real sex background song right??

[garysdeskcom]

People should not make fun of President Bush, just because he has a room temperature IQ.

[Gynecologist]

Oh man! So many great ones... "Is our children literate?" "Man and fish can coexist.." "I've been trained by Al-Qaida" It's telling that the Miss Teen South Carolina link is the 5th most related link on the right panel there----->

[Neheleot]

*headsmacks* I'm sure he means well... and he's probably a great guy at a barbecue, but he needs a speechwriter to follow him everywhere.

[dloverise]

time 4 a change....obama

[qinella]

oh good, so you've heard his slogan, then?

[4128W10]

he is not dumb, evil, or stupid --- he is VERY VERY ill.

and all of us have at least a bit of him inside of us.

[sallyesq]

speak for yourself mate. i don't have any of him inside me, thank you very much.

[edwardpowellmusic]

I see.... so you are either saying that YOU are not human, ...or HE is not human. If he is not human, then what IS he??

[sallyesq]

no you muppet. im saying that not all of us have the dumb bit of him inside of us. i didn't say that we had absolutely nothing in common.

[edwardpowellmusic]

read again carefully what you wrote me...

God bless you my brother.

[MehrabS]

inbred assholes!!!!!

[DanLar75]

It's refreshing to see that them being a rambling, coked up retard is not stopping the Elite from appointing their kids to office!

[ultrakool]

This guy just keeps on pouring gas on the fire of his detractors. Funny as hell. What's even funnier is the hatred he induces to liberals that can't face the fact that he won the election (Supreme Court ruled it a fair victory) That just burns them to their souls.

[scottnsuzs]

my god this guy is sooooo fuckin' dumb! who the hell voted for him again?

[stonerj0e]

Votes were STOLEN remember?

[Daedrax02]

no doubt in my mind that we'll fail?

[danerman]

They should just make Lex Luthor president.

[Aceofaces13]

come on guys he is funny after all hahahah

[ChypreMe]

This guy is just too dumb to be the anti-Christ.

[ChypreMe]

Even though I did NOT vote for him, his administration makes me want to go to Canada. Who is next in line, I wonder?

Is our children learning? Has he helped the "Metro child" as he puts it learn to read? Betcha he hasn't.

[iliketowatch2youknow]

seriously i dunno how this fuck wit got elected for the most powerful country in the world, wow i gess if your a total dumbass you can be president, it worked for Bush and Arnold. Americans this is your leader (a dumbass)

[mistadontplay2]

what a fucking clown

[narusux]

he plays stupid, but he's simply the face of a higher power behind him that will f...k us over day by day. damn, how ambitious and evil and greedy can humans get really? what good will it do them? they will die within 100 years anyways so it makes no sense to me, oh well, i'll live as best as i can.

[importwarrior]

Thank God his rule is about over.

[Clownboogie]

HAHAHAHA

[tesla1attack]

it will take awhile to retain choas

[IKnowWereYouSleep]

rofl yeah that one was a funny one..

[Warmijwilf]

is our children learning?

[Nizwiz411]

OMFG I always thought the bird flip picture was fake, he actually did that on TV?

America, here is your President!!!

[einartheman2]

it will time to restore chaos. Don't be so dumb that you think he didnt know what he was saying. He IS restoring chaos in america right now, and he will create order out of chaos -ORDO AB CHAO. He will seize this nation and inforce matrial law. those who resits will be put in concentration camps -search concentration camps in america on google

[blunt2thadome]

How dare you all insult this great, honorable man. He is one of the most intelligent people I've ever seen. President Bush keeps americans safe from many threats like Al-quaida, illegal immigrants, and blacks. He is smart and intelligent and I bet he could beat you all in an arm wrestle.

Just kidding Bush is a fucking dumbass chimpanzee.

[einartheman2]

He is a very intelligent evil evil man.

[Warmijwilf]

intelligent? LIES

evil? ... no, he's just stupid :P

[einartheman2]

ohh come on, he is the presidentn he cant be dumb and he is evil!

[miksnag]

tHE SAME THING THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH,MAKE YOU CRY.....aMERICA WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HOLD GEORGE BUSH AND HIS ADMINISTRATION RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR DECEPTIVE,UNLAWFUL,AND DEADLY POLICIES THAT THRUST US INTO A WAR FOR THE MERE SAKE OF MONEY[OIL].INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE DYING[SOLDIERS] AND WE STILL IGNORE THE FACTS AND WILL NOT COME OUT OF DENIEL.

[matt12491]

You're absolutely right, we should, and he should have been impeached years ago. I'm a democrat and hate that retard, but I wish the dems with some power would get some balls and do something about it.

[steezy321]

wow we have like a fuckin 3rd grader running the country...

[shapera2099]

LMAOOO

WHAT A Genius thats soo funny

now ppl can say who is the president

of USA lmaooooooooooooooo

nice video

[theothercanadian]

its surprising no one tried to kill him yet. and im still wondering how he got to serve a second term... oh well, he can always go into comedy once hes out.

[ItalianKOKING]

Holy shit, I really feel sorry for Americans now a days. I guess it was true what they said while I was in America "like father like son". How in the hell do you Americans vote twice for an idiot who look like a chimpanzee? This guy is an embarrassment to your country, no wonder why Russia and North Korea feel no threat. This guy should have been KO'd a long ass time ago, too bad...too bad!!

[Coolcat202]

haha only in america can we find comedy relief like this HAHA

[aragrorn92]

he must have hit his head too much on the dang chopper roof to be so stupid..haha

[Nicsho]

This is beautiful.... MORE PROOF WERE SCREWED!!!

[learjetjunki]

wow...VVHISP3R are you sure you are not American? You just sound as stupid as one...LOL

[bonnieholicme]

thats rank............i went on that website and why the hell would u spend ur time looking at sick pictures of people ur never going to meet...............ur so sad

[jambalaya54321]

I mean some of this stuff is pretty funny but it's taken out of context too. =/

[jambalaya54321]

I know he's not exactly amazing, but I don't see why him making mistakes like hitting his head makes him unqualified to be President. Ordinary people hit their head all the time, but when George Bush does it people go "0MG WUT UH REETARD, I KANT BEELEEVE HE IZ RUNNIN DA KUNTRY!!!1111". Besides, hating Bush is just a trend too. I realise he's not great, but a lot of people only don't like him because it's popular not to.

[Hayzues2]

yeah, i totally agree with you about that hate-trend!

[jambalaya54321]

Thank you! I mean some people are obviously going to hate the President, I'm not to fond of him myself. But thanks to bands like Greenday, hating Bush has become one of the biggest trends of our time.

[starrider7777]

Green day does not get the credit for the once most popular president ever becoming one of the most reviled men ever to be a national or world leader. He's worked hard to bring about such a stunning transformation. I lived in Texas under this doofus and warned everyone about him before I ever heard of Greenday.

[jambalaya54321]

I didn't mean that Greenday were the first people ever to hate him, I meant that such bands and things as them help contribute to this ongoing Anti-Bush trend.

[matt12491]

What a dumbass, why does he think he's qualified to run a state, let alone a country? His daddy bought him the election in 2000 and he's done nothing but fuk up the country since then. At least we have his stupidity to laugh at. And x43a2, anyone could do better than him; all they'd have to do is sit and do nothing. At least it wouldn't make other countries hate us.

[haknumko]

LOL

[HeelnToad]

great job, nice compilation

[sticks1990]

almost everyvid i watch ur pitchin that damn site whats the freakin deal just pay for advertising like every1 else

[vvhisp3r]

cmon give the guy a break, nobody is perfect

[DarkRaad]

Yes, I agree, now will you take a trip with me through the internets while you, a blatant fish, and me, a human being co-exist efficiently?

[vvhisp3r]

no, i dont wanna have cyber sex with you =/

[DarkRaad]

So a trip through the internets means you want to have cyber sex with someone? And they say Americans aren't clever...

[vvhisp3r]

-_- you are a dumbass, first of all you dont even know if im an american which im not, second, i do know what you are talking bout you dumb fuck, George W Bush: i Hope that fish and humans can co-exist peacefully (famous idiotic phrase), and its not internets you dumbass theres only one internet not several, and again NO I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE CYBER SEX WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT PART OF NO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKING PIG

[DarkRaad]

Wow, I take back the thing about Americans, your are far more stupid then anyone gives you credit for. Hell, thanks to you, I don't even have a grudge against yanks anymore! Screenshot-ing this to prove that yes, you can be THAT dumb.

[DarkRaad]

You are**

[vvhisp3r]

HAHAHA yeah whatever fucker -_- now go suck your dick or something, you aborted piece of shit, and I am American HAHAHAHAHA live in San Diego, California xD just wanted to make you feel like a dumbass, thank you for cooperating and please dont bother replying to this comment i wont read it, grandma always told me that you cant beat ignorant and/or (in your case both) idiotic people in an arguement so its best to ignore them, thank you

[DarkRaad]

I'm guessing grandma also told you to how to spell and that fucking your sister was okay? Oh yeah, I'm feeling like a complete dumbass now. Oh for shame.

[xesonik12]

owned

[x43a2]

fuck! and to think this asshole is in charge,and I'm not a goof that will say I can to better, I can't..

[Gammer1337]

your working hard to put food on your family ......uhh ya

[Gammer1337]

LOL the best is at :55 ....I know that human being(s) and fish can co-exist effienctly Rofl...Fish have the wmds :D ............mat damoN

[lanysmiles]

i can honestly say im shocked i didn't know you racist bastards still existed in the world, jews have been scapegoats for the sickminded minority in so many instances. and why?!? just because you're a stupid idiot who can't admit your own mistakes and shortcomings don't allow yourself to think that you can blame someone else who has succeeded. It has nothing to do with religion you're just a jealous child with no future except one where you bully people who are 'different'

[asafapple]

Thank you lanysmiles! Couldn't put it in words better myself! ;)

[lanysmiles]

heehee thanks i think i lost my temper a little bit....

[lanysmiles]

i hope you have a crappy life,and believe me im a pacifist and want ppl to be happy etc but i wish deeply from the bottom of my heart all the heartache pain and misery that this world has to offer upon your head and the people who are similarminded to you.THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR RACISM.

STAMP IT OUT.

IN THIS WORLD WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE BORN LIVE AND DIE NO MATTER OF RACE CREED OR SEX.

SO GET OVER THE DIFFERENCES AND JUST GET ON WITH LIVING.

[romney27]

have another drink Mr. Bush

[LordoftheLamerS]

aha...Bush suxx

[verobeatriz]

lol

[Karalhovski]

ahahaaha i'm portuguese and omg "america is the the most important faction in the world" ahahaha omg be honest..portugal is not so important buy omg ! what a president ahahaahah i feel sorry for all the americans hahaahah OMFG!

[Sicj]

Ok what u just said is really like a bell ringing by my head. thx mr portuguese. (hehe)

Wow i cant believe that hes that .... dumn

[eddy6879]

The world is controlled by hebrews. FACT.

Robert Zoellick [President of World Bank]-

Paul Wolfowitz [Former President of the World Bank]

Marc Grossman [Deputy Secretary of Defence]

Ken Mehlman [Political Director]

[Josh Bolton [Chief of Staff]

In fact, America has 36 HEBREW AMBASSADORS to other countries namely France, Hungary, Italy, India, amd Spain.

In the words of Mel Gibson:

HEBREWS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD.

[asafapple]

eddy6879, first of all, it's JEWS. Second of all, What the hell??? And third of all, get educated you fucking retard! In the words of Mel Gibson: "My Daddy was a shovanist nazi. What can I say? Like father like son!"

[lanysmiles]

AGREED

and im irish white and a christian this has nothing to do with faith and all to do with jealousy and hate.

[eddy6879]

Why do you hate so much. Even when countries have no threat to you , you need to destroy them.

[schwarzkavalier]

Great Eddy6879!!You are quite right!!But unfortunately you are one of the fewest to undestand the real story about Iraqi war,terrorism war and so on....I do hope someone else will open their eyes

[lordweaselfreak]

Vote Ron Paul!

[mervingj]

what a knob

[ZeroHarvester]

its about time we got a president who isn't afraid to kick al-queda butt,makes me proud to be an american.

[forlornhope2]

HOLY SHIT WHY THE FUCK DID WE LISTEN TO ThIS ASS?

[railroader78]

this guy is our president??? we're fucked

[luxurykazakhlady]

myaaa thank u 4 this video

[aldasinger]

Hey,jltc008 what is the name of the song that plays right at the end??The I can boogie one?who sang it?

[jltc008]

That's Dana International - Yes, Sir I can Boogie

[asafapple]

That's a cool song. It's Israeli!

[partyhatdude]

tHaT wAs FaKe, StUpId!

[vedo1980]

1. hes for real

2. im afraid of him kill us all

3. if can get that job, why cant borat?