Iraqi Jackass

[TheMonkeysGoOoh]

How do you do the homemade tear gas?

[chazd1775]

This is Camp TQ i was here with some of these marines. I did a predeployment work up with some of them. We bust our ass every day and yeah we had way more ammenities than what they had in the gulf war or nam. but you hardly got to use them. you can only play the same old shitty computer games or jackoff to the same porn so many times before you mind tells you to do something stupid. Its entertaining many before did dumbshit when they were bored and many more will do it after

[peterlol21]

what basic training did they go to?

[xXNojaminXx]

@metalhead89ification You weren't a marine. First of all they do have entertainment, for instance laptops and MOST LIKELY an internet connection. It might not be stable but its there.Also they do sleep idiot how the fuck else would they have enough energy to go on?Also I know you're not a marine because a marine in the military that long wouldn't act like a 5 year old fucking brat. Not to mention you spelled SADDAM wrong fucktard. If you want to prove you're a marine just make a fucking vid then

[metalhead89ification]

ok you guys who are saying the marines are a disgrace because there are over fucking around let me ask you this what would you do if u were over there with no videogames no TV no cell phones or ipods and cant go to sleep cuz you cant go to sleep on the fronlines huh exactly youd try and think of anything you could just to entertain yourself i know cuz i was in the marines for 15 years 95 to 2010 ive been in iraq and afganistan ive fought saddoms troops and the fucking taliban so shut the fuck up

[milkboner666]

@metalhead89ification Who is this Saddom and who are his troop's you speak of?Why are you being so negative?These troop's were stabbing a Santa toy that some kid probably sent them and that's funny,I see laptop's,TV's so if your going to make a comment on a fun video then make a fun comment,don't tell people to shut the fuck up solider! This is what they signed up for so if you say they can't sleep because they want to sleep on the front line's,these are men not kid's so they need to grow up.

[randomfailguy]

@metalhead89ification You spelled saddam wrong... Nice going, marine.

[metalhead89ification]

ok you guys who are saying the marines are a disgrace because there are over fucking around let me ask you this what would you do if u were over there with no videogames no TV no cell phones or ipods and cant go to sleep cuz you cant go to sleep on the fronlines huh exactly youd try and think of anything you could just to entertain yourself i know cuz i was in the matines for 15 years 95 to 2010 ive been in iraq and afganistan ive fought saddoms troops and the fucking taliban so shut the fuck up

[randomfailguy]

@metalhead89ification ...AND you posted the same thing twice...

[e4leal1]

Military personnel still pay taxes!! So i guess you can say they pay for their OWN paychecks.

[DeathbyDakota]

This is fuckin Amazing. Im glad I pay taxes for this. These guys fight all day and night they need to let some steam off OHHRAHH!

[spik453]

i can see the guuy with the mustache being steve-o in the real jackass

[Lostpaladdin]

these guys need hookers FAST!

[PsychoSlipknotFan]

Real Jackass is a lot better than this.

[AlphaBlackpro]

man fuck drinking dip spit 

[Gearsmanxxx]

I am gonna be in the marines

[BodybuilderGrimaldi]

MARIcoNES

[bottlecapbill19]

Don't ask. Don't tell.

[y2blas]

where are the NCO's



[CadetShawUSNSCC]

@y2blas Probably filming it!!! lol

[smildonfatalis1]

Reminds me of Generation Kill lol

[marine87devil]

HELL YEA!! You guys Motor T too???????????

[TheZuba44]

dont you think the idiots that are in the war are the first to die

[JonathanS1127]

Who says the military can't have fun. :D (me being a USAF airman....who knows a few things like this. :D)

[flexyy]

dirty faggots

[twitcher64]

Because when you're neck deep in sand, insurgents, and IEDs you need SOMETHING to do.

[StarwarsHalofreak]

Pixie sticks? that's nothing compared to wasabi, and that shit BURNS

[FullTiltPoker16]

lol the guy at the start is like some mice from speedy gonzale haha nice to see them have fun :]

[dogcatcherist]

for those who have never been in combat that think that troops of any country are idiots when they have fun need to be gang raped by a kammel

[Bloodyvains71]

5:00,notice all the candy at the bottom of the screan

[ZigZag1808]

god bless you guys, thank you for my freedom :)

[choochooherecomes]

You can tell the guy that is in most of these is the most hated person in that barracks

[ku13chick]

HAHA THATS FUCKING AWESOME I LOVE MY SOLDIERS! GREAT SONG!

[MrJackzon]

2:32 Dip spit...mmm

[Wtfamisupposedtosay]

Good for them! They can occupy themselfs

I am from australia but i support all us soldiers

[SanguineBullet667]

THIS is why we need to cut funding to the US military, they're complete idiots all of them.

[farrahinab]

@ :33 looks funner then sex @2:47 i pretty much gaged in my mouth Great video :)

[scotfreak]

i gagged with the dip spit

[rosita9922]

FUNNYYYYYYYYY

[kowz4u]

when is the next season.

[ChRiStO9191965]

cool

[brownie176]

tish is funny

[jeremybob100]

@SuperMarioSkunk your a fucking peice of shit the military risks there lives every fucking day so that you can be free if it wasn't for the military your ass would be someones bitch working for them for your whole fucking life how fucking dare you talk about the military like that if it wasnt for the military you wouldn't be able to make this fucking comment you fucking piece of dirt

[WildGooseProductions]

i got to admit.. that slide down the roof looked sick, my turn

[whysoserrrious]

only you, william. only you.

[puppet601]

@UBeRPEEP lol your right that wouldve been funny

[UBeRPEEP]

@ 0:26 they should have drawn a smiley face of the piece of paper, lol

[naruto0452]

that dude who killed Santa got more balls dan anyone of yah

[puppet601]

@naruto0452 yes he was our guinea pig and basis for the whole video. cleveland ohio's very own Dale Mathie

[ww54ww]

4:05 may i ask?

[puppet601]

@ww54ww "buffalo bill" (silence of the lambs) or "jay" (clerks 2 in reference to silence of the lambs)

[gazz665]

nice to see marines in good shape and being ass holes

[SteadiedME]

0:39 looks fun

[spiritwolf50]

I think thiose are mechanics

[puppet601]

@spiritwolf50 those ARE mechanics lol

[cjs1993USMC]

@SuperMarioSkunk fuck u and get the hello outa here and america u prick

[worrowindXVI]

are we seriously trusting this guy with a gun?

[MrVidManiacMilo]

I feel sorry for the government, they think that they are sending soldiers to war but no its more like Modern Funfare

[spiritwolf50]

@MrVidManiacMilo I can tell you never servered

[gentlemenjocard]

This is what happens when you send a Lance Criminal (Slang for Lcpl.) to Iraq with a video camera. Out-fucking-standing!

[kidany2009]

this guys are hilarious nice video

[SuperMarioSkunk]

fuck military!

[whitepride603]

@SuperMarioSkunk have you ever served

[DarkCrusaderTL]

@SuperMarioSkunk get raped you italian pussy

[christian1973001]

mutio bom haha lmo!!!!!!!!! crazy friendship good partners

[OMEN13THNOTE]

IRAQ-ASS LOL!!!

[ayghooer666]

whats the name of the song in 3:41?

[NimCMS]

@ayghooer666 Black Betty - Ram Jam

[ayghooer666]

@NimCMS thx.

[xxmagnumforcexx]

you guys are the best keep having fun whenever you get a chance you deserve it

ps the guy doing pixie stick lines and taking air cans to the ass is a crazy bastard im glad he's fighting on our side

[awesomesolo]

I've done the thing with the dip. My dad dip's and I confused it with minute maid cus I was half asleep hahaha.

[shaun0069]

ugh

[TsucasaElkGSI]

All of you who believe that these marines are an embarrassment. You should be ashamed. They are over there, fighting to save your lives day after day, year after year. If they did nothing but act as serious as you seem to imagine the military HAS to be, everyday, 24/7, 365 their minds would be shattered. From the bullets, the bombs, the little kids strapped with explosives, car bombers and all the other crap they go through, look me straight in the eye and tell me THEY DON'T DESERVE TO RELAX!

[Iraniancommunist777]

@TsucasaElkGSI

I gotta agree with you, they're human too

[austin100456]

@TsucasaElkGSI fuck you!

[wvufanngarner]

@TsucasaElkGSI well said. They all need a release from the shit they go through

[marines16301]

@TsucasaElkGSI ....dumbshit do you realize the deserve to FUCKING relaxe more than any of us? do you realize all the piece of shit american fat-asses out there doing nothing? if anything the USMC deserves alot more than america does combined. They fight the battles for us, and no1 at home does shit, you should be a embarrassment out of all of us.

[TsucasaElkGSI]

@marines16301 I'm confused by your argument. I was saying that the marines in this video here should relax. That they deserve to goof off, I wasn't saying that they don't. I was supporting them harmlessly blowing off steam, not lecturing them. Perhaps I just misunderstood what you were saying. No I'm not being sarcastic either.

[puppet601]

@TsucasaElkGSI TESTIFY lol

[TsucasaElkGSI]

@puppet601 Honestly, I'm surprised I'm still getting comments from this. I made that comment around 3 or 4 months ago.

[puppet601]

@TsucasaElkGSI lol im surprised im still getting comments i made this video yrs ago!

[TsucasaElkGSI]

@puppet601 Well that what happens when you upload a video with soldiers in it, everyone's got something to say. I'm no exception :P

[Enlisted3435]

@TsucasaElkGSI

Hell yeah they need to relax. I'd give 'em a beer.

[Sarezh998]

@TsucasaElkGSI Now how are they saving peoples life in United states of assholes? Would you take your time to explain that?

[SanSalvadotion]

@TsucasaElkGSI

I agree with you except the part where you said that "they're fighting to save your lives day after day, year after year". I'd say that the police and firefighters are more of saving people's lives while soldiers fight because that's what they're ordered to do.

I hope they all make it back alive. :)

[AjunkoMilitak]

@TsucasaElkGSI Hear, hear! Sempir Fi...by the way, if it seems like civilians are out of touch with what goes on out there, wello, that's actually part of the job these guys are doing. Very well too.

[sithboy166]

@TsucasaElkGSI AMEN!!! You said it!

[xRick1994x]

this video makes me so happy :)

it just goes to show that you can be in one of the shittiest places on earth and still love life

[shenanp]

too fuckin funny!!

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

The dude that keeps popping up has a lot of hair for a marine.

[ApriliaNinja]

LOL! I am glad my taxpayers money goes to the Marines. They know how to use it better than out government, I'd rather pay for the Marines to have as much fun as they can out there in war than free healthcare to other people who don't deserve it. Semper Fi Marines

[WarWulf519]

keep up the positive attitude soldiers *lefts right arm and salutes*

[AFineMess23]

Nice to know America is being protected by only the finest :P

[TheRainbowKrew]

ahahaha :D

[mitchthefearless]

lol, funny vid, stay safe you guys.

[12gifts1]

You make a retired captain laugh ,GREAT MEN!

[brianvelasquez]

hoo Rah! I'ma be there in less than a year. Gonna get me some!

[whooperpooper86]

lol thats a badass pedro

[MARINESNIPER52]

Semper mutha fuckin fi

[metalmagic213]

Wow, These are just kids on the front lines fighting this war!

[gfingfletcher]

some of this shit was fucking funny ass hell!!!!!!!!!!!! hope i have that much fun in afghanistan

[gravedigga4444]

tough guys

[mzjen714]

WOW! Never give in to "peer pressure" lol

[LegoUploads]

Keeping the moral high, the good old fashioned way, FUN

[MEADPRODUCTIONS67387]

Can't wait till' i jion the Marines!

[bullrider2014]

are the girls that crazy??

[USMCplusMETAL]

these guys are so fucking bored hahaha, good vid

[Foxworthy32]

Parents must be real proud.

[ashlynsmama2708]

Is that Al Asad

[DSTheChris]

I haven't laughed this hard in years xD

[ccmanmonc]

frick !CANT WATCH IT CAUSE OF UPGRADE!

[pitkinator]

typical american armed forces......wankers

[thesora23]

@pitkinator o really and ur arm forces are 100 serious all the time guess u guys use machines i mean there only humans and need a break some times but u wouldn't know about humans do u

[pitkinator]

@thesora23 you are of coarse absolutly right,i know nothing about humans,but however i do know (from experience) war is'nt funny......ever........

[jeremybob100]

@pitkinator you a fuckin wanker you piece of shit you don't even know what the american armed forces go through daily

[OringinalBigBry]

Keep making them...you guys are awesome!!

[aman803]

So many Lcpl....!!!wtf

[Odinspride]

This is a good way to represent our military...

[ixelerate]

no its black betty by spiderbait

[dfrost111]

Kill em all.

Go Taliban.

Only kidding

[ayadih]

holy fuck, that was stupid. you fools are proud of looking like idiots?

[flarpjr]

yeah marines own all

[gart7777777]

This should be a recruit video

[ChrisCorle01]

ide be afraid to give dem guns but hey at least ther are having fun.

[sharpe183]

whats the song at 3.40 onwards?

[infamis5226]

Black Betty by Ram Jam

[thegermen]

a big FUCK YOU ALL to you stupid yankies

[sevenhourfiasc0]

a bigger FUCK YOU "germen"

[Apmoneybags]

HAHAHAH 1:40

[WorldofwarcraftFREAK]

i found it funny, havin fun

[MjsRoxs]

You guys make us look gooodd.

Some of the dancing videos others do are funny.

This just makes us look like rednecks.

Especially 5:21 :P

[CanadianExplorer1990]

You try and watch kids die, car bombs destroy families, and having your friends die beside you and keep your cool. This isn't high school or your every day office job, its war so get over it.

[CJDaTman]

taste the rainbow?

[TheDarkXemnas]

Hahaha... Gotta get some humor out there. Or you start going crazy. Imagine being in an vast endless desert for so long. You start to feel so weak, and small. 5/5

[DjDeffyJ]

funny, but not as funny as what the brit soldiers do.

[evilwatermelon]

goddamn why would you drink dip spit ?

[withheldjason]

is the guy at the end bump as hell but this video was funny as fuck

[stuff1895]

Actonbath your stupid these are not bored solders! THESE ARE AMERICAS FINEST US MARINES SEMPER FI! I LAUGHED TILL IT HURT KEEP IT UP, ONLY WISHED I STAYED IN AT TIMES.

[actonbath]

Bored solders....somethings are the same with every army and never change.

[iornside451]

If you don't have some fun your going to mad out there so its good to loosen up. at the right time 5 stars!

[PHMOSER1]

try hards

[drakel9]

IMA JOIN

[OoRiileyoO]

So this is why Bush ordered so many more soldiers....

[blackpakichink]

that was the biggest boaringest load of bollocks ive ever seen

[HPG45]

Crazy mothafuckas, only the Marines. Good stuff.

[dcoates786]

Sooo Professional. You wouldnt see a Brit Like that.

[BravoSquadLeader]

It may not be the most professional, but we always get the job done. OORAH!!

[USMCJMo]

its called a sense of humor...take the stick outta your ass and loosen up.

[LittleBigLegoStudios]

@dcoates, my god stfu, all you damn brits brag about how fuckin efficient your 'bloody' army is. shut the fuck up please. pull the stick out of your ass and learn to loosen up limpdick

[hpuflash09]

Yea.. you would see the brits getting their ass kicked

[sovietique76120]

Very very nice video.

[bretsanig666]

That's fuckin funny.

Much respect

[krazyjk022]

how do u make tear gas?!?!?!?!?!

[Bosswithin]

Its hitler!!

[SuperMagoo12]

no wonder every one wants to go in lol

[tjebbe2007]

crazy motherfuckers

respect

[LogicListens]

icyhot on the balls happened to me yesterday on accident and i was seriously wondering if my balls were melting, if you got balls do that shit

[JustinA392]

GET SOME!

[kevincswong]

what's the music?

[snizatch56732]

good times

[malone1221]

are those pixy sticks he snorts??

[TeamMMSProductions]

@malone1221 why yes, yes they are.

[streetgangtm]

yeah hence it saying "5 pixie sticks" right in the video

[instantramen]

I just noticed that was a shovel. LOL

[KaneBeutel]

enough of this shit about tax payers money going to waste, these guys fight for our country cut them some slack they need to loose the stress sometimes. plus its fun to watch :P

[tomthemarine84]

@KaneBeutel OOH-RAH!!

[beestube76]

God bless our armed forces! Love you guys!!!!

[locker330atpennfield]

white people

[mathewisiron]

and we pay taxes for this

[runescape44411]

@mathewisiron So you just don't want an army and want to be slaves in Africa? getting beat?

[mathewisiron]

i would lauph if your staff sargent saw this. what do u think he would say

[suki3275]

4:56

LOL he just randomly grabbed the guy next to him

[Whadzup100]

WOW!!

haha, this shit is so funny, but do you have time for that xD

I hope for you, that the boss haven´t seen this ;)

You're awsome ;)

This is what we need in Germany :D

[iHaveHate4All]

haha, "But Hungry Ass-Clown"

LOL 7:05

[animalhouse591]

"No balls" 2:38

[SemperFi0600]

lmao nice... live it up devildogs

[wtf136]

rah carry on throughout the plan of the day :)

[Raider0621]

Good to see nothing has changed from when I got out of the great USMC. Semper Fi Devil Dogs.

[anonymous668]

Good to see they have fun ;)

[TheBluntTrauma]

what's dipshit?

[AVcruise]

dip spit.. ur spit from chewing tobacco

[TheIceKillah]

Looks like US soldiers are so bored there ^^