DARK SIDED!!!!! - The "God Warrior"

[greatkeyboardwarrior]

shes a bit pork sided

[DragonsREpic]

crazy christian lady: in jesus name - in jesus name....i pray get outta my house...every dark sided person get outta my house, dont stay in my house if your darksided

me: im an atheist id stay inside >=)

[DragonsREpic]

tainted beliefs? irony >_>

[networkoperationscen]

I PLANTED THAT SEED, AND ...I....

WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

See the harvest.

[dachshundfan]

DORK SYDED

[1Dudelove]

Hey look everyone! It's Bekky Fischer from "Jesus Camp"! She got her hair dyed...she's still fat, but she dyed her hair!

Man, she still is ugly!

Actually, no, "ugly" isn't what she looks like; she's WORSE than ugly.

[mlynn1231]

GARGOYLES!....SLYCHICS!

[doobiesmoke15]

Typical christian crap!

[strawberryshowers42]

@doobiesmoke15 stereotypes. you DO realize that almost nobody in our religion is really like this and a vast majority of us are embarrassed by it, right?

[axfy15e]

Dat Ass...

[TheFinlandnator]

Come to the dark side, we have cookies, you obese mammal.

[HepburnFlicks]

Has anybody bothered to tell her that God hates gluttons?

[7T1RT]

It's tainted...it's DORK SODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheTruckertroy]

that man sure was desperate to marry that thing ......that twat must be great!

[JihadJoeC4]

You mis-spelled the title its "Dork-sided"

[MrKitteh101]

IT'S SO DAORK SIEDED, WHAT EVA IT IS IT'S TAAIN'ED

[DeadlyNightshadeZ]

She calling psychics evil? You keep using that word, I do not think It means what you think it means... She's talking about tarot cards, that's not psychic, that's magic. HUGE difference. All humans are psychic, to varying degrees. Tell me, god warrior, for all the times you have spoken to god, has he spoken back to you? I am a christian, and a psychic in training, and god has spoken directly to me twice, and is guiding me on my path. Im annoyed that people keep confusing psychic with witchcraft

[athanasiadis24]

You don't know the POWAH of the Dark Side.

[7mmike7]

@athanasiadis24 thedarksideisallpowerfulyoungo­ne.comewithustothetriumphofpow­erandvictory.canyouspare5bucks­?

[knittedcthulhu]

What the heck is this from?



[Paiste402]

all I hear is

"America was founded, by JESUS"

[a1saouse]

death metal rocks

[lovelynfunni28]

she looks evil!!!

[falutak]

hahahaha.. DORK SIDED! SHE IS DORK SIDED!

[saltersego]

Made for some great TV ahahahaha..

[commonthread2]

she should come to my community dork sided 

[TheTruckertroy]

the poor little kid id scared to death of the FAT bitch!!

[biffvonwrinkle]

GARGUILES!!!!!!!!!!

[victorseay]

Clearly this woman is a fanatic. Not a typical believer. Emotionally disturbed.

[helloitsandiistar]

i wish i could just go up to her and tell her i worship the Devil..

[GandT2011]

@helloitsandiistar why just let god take care of it

[helloitsandiistar]

@GandT2011 alright (: <3

[Sol1dH3x]

lol

[ilovesal64]

if you look at her face carefully she really does look like a demon or something that came from hell... lol her eyes are dark sided haha and her teeth are like barely there

[Quixotepr]

Wow! God must feed his warriors really good. I guess he doesnt have that many in Haiti or Africa. And the house of that soldier is full of miracles. Like the one of that woman coming in thru that narrow door. Yep, the ways of the lord are misterious indeed.

[Xavorify]

whats the music called? lol

[LordfishKeke]

@Xavorify

Darude - Sandstorm

[Dapts]

You tryna get crazy with me ESE? Don't you know I'm LOOOOCOOOO?

[howstupid411]

whats the name of the song in the background???

[mikeymeatloaf]

@howstupid411 Hello person in the past! It's Sandstorm by Darude.

[Lozano9123x]

people like this such not be allowed to reproduce.

[Tuzzz94]

What's is the name of the background music

[LordfishKeke]

@Tuzzz94 It's called Sandstorm

By the artist darude

[adamlovesbmws]

@Tuzzz94 lol sandstorm by darude.

[Fiercedeity02]

I wish I lived several thousand years in the future when relgion is dead.

[Fiercedeity02]

Her ass is on the dark side....

[rmbranham]

IT'S DORK SIDED

[Jonathontheone]

I wonder if all those cheesburgers she ate was dark sided??? HAHA!

[parafleet]

This woman doesn't speak for God. This woman is a Richard Dawkins clone in extremism.

[schlagar5o]

that tubby dumbass decided that the money wasn't so "darksided" after all......later she accepted the money her family was given....allocated certain amounts for the various members of the family...bla bla bla...you know how the show works. i feel like i'm a cookie warrior!

[drummerkid1993]

God hates fat people. Her body could feed 12 african villages for a month.

[V45Rider]

@drummerkid1993 LMAO! I was wondering, too.Why would a GOD make something as hideous as that woman? She looks like she's made entirely out of lard! :)

[gr8Sweetfox]

lol lool  LOOOL

[InfernoProj]

I promise you guys we aren't all like this D:

[growlithe13]

guys ever see the guy with the pancake mix and the bible person.......what u think would happen if we mixed him with her?!~ LOL xD

[777RiseUP]

Holy Sh+t I just saw this for the first time. @Kappkids man too funny that is so true...and apparently the other family was worshipping her huge ass. Dam her ass is the only thing ungodly in this video hahah!

[divinegod102]

It was so Doooooooooooooork sided!!! ;)

[SWApilot1964]

Can you imagine the smell of that woman's panties?

[divinegod102]

@SWApilot1964 Don't be rude! There are people eating while watching this video, especially me :-<

[teena82]

@SWApilot1964 lolololol

[rjpowell1980]

LOL... what?! Clearly you don't know what you're talking about....

[Decipher64]

Moonpies, Chocolate Cupcakes, and York Peppermint Patties... Are all... DAAARRK SIIIIIDED!! :)

[LORDcheesyPOOF]

I'm christian and this woman brings my people great shame.

[noxvictus1]

dam shes so fat she has to climb onto a couch that dosnt even reach her knees and i just had a realization shed hate black people :P

[ArchhereticK]

Ah modern protestants, charming, truly charming.

[izuua1]

lol.

Somebody call the exorcist.

because "The God's Warrior" is not that strong! lol

so mad funny! lol

[Tamaslammer]

I'd love to take her to a Slayer concert.

[indianbadass4568]

@Tamaslammer

=D \M/

[FantasmaBAnco]

Those poor kids.

[procrastinate]

Dork Sided



[nascargirl1967]

This woman is completely nuts!

[1na100]

JOIN THE DARK SIDE LUKE !!!!!!

[franknilop]

sure thats the exact way to embrace everyone because YOU, the "God Warrior" will judge the living and the dead... -_-

[AIMBOI1]

DARK SIDED!

[larsonb33]

if there is a heaven and this bitch goes there everyone else will starve!

[pvtread]

@MoveOverHollywood ITS DARURDE SAND STORM

[thebigskynow]

wow... i havent heard sandstorm since like 2000! thanks for the blast form the past!

[XxMissyMorphineXx]

does she know that gluttony is a deadly sin? i guess she's the dark-sided one :P

[RendBlackhand]

I'm an atheist.

[blaircottrell]

people why say "im an athiest" .. you may aswell just say, im a stuck up, ignorant asshole. Im not religeous, but i respect people who are, im not convinced by any sort of religeon, but im open to the possibilty of it. You never really know do ya? So yeh my point is, anyone who is a self proclaimed "athiest" is pretty ignorant, and just trying to stir shit.

[BadMovieRealm]

@blaircottrell I'm an atheist and I'm not a stuck-up, ignorant asshole nor am I trying to stir shit up.

An atheist is merely someone who relies on reason over faith. If your argument is "You never really know," then you must believe in Santa, Bigfoot, and unicorns as well, because well, "you never really know, do ya?"

If you think about it, you are an atheist as well, or do you believe in Zeus and the sun god Ra? Everyone is atheistic towards most gods, atheists simply go one step further.

[blaircottrell]

@BadMovieRealm I think its a lot more harmonious and respectable to take on an agnostic approach, regarding the existence of god or gods as unknown or unknowable. I just believe its very arogent to destroy the concept of what has brought out some good in a lot of people. I dont believe in anything myself, I dont follow any religion, but I accept and respect that other people do. Its not ur right to destroy and tease other peoples beliefs, even if they do seem stupid. Atheism is egotistical 

[cantfdx2]

Cmon people it's her inconscious. I suppose it's very hard to be obese, lunatic and self-centered.

[MrBlairblack]

i'm totally dark-sided.

[GandT2011]

@MrBlairblack why belieave in christ

[ITSHAVOK765]

are all of jesus warriors obease and extreamly loud/annoying? ah omg is that the wrath of god to send an army of obease people after you screaming at you... wow that really is scary.

[lilcristina89]

Bitch obviously Ain't got no pancake mix...or maybe she has TOO much pancake mix

[zerokiller]

big fat fatty... she is like the boomer from L4D

[SpecialEdward121]

I have to say that this was by far the fucking FUNNIEST Trading Spouses I ever saw.

[SpecialEdward121]

Gorgyles!!! (What the fuck is a gorgyle???)

Crazy fat assed old cunt, scaring the shit out of those kids. I'd shoot her in that fat ass with a double dose, Marlin Perkins 38 Special tranq dart gun!

[Quex01]

@SpecialEdward121 in architecture, gargoyle is waterspout designed to drain water from the parapet gutter. Originally the term referred only to the carved lions of classical cornices or to terra-cotta spouts, such as those found in the Roman structures at Pompeii. The word later became restricted mainly to the grotesque, carved spouts of the European Middle Ages. Source: Encyclopædia Britannica

[PurpleHazeReapr]

she is a god warrior that wears a dark sided color of clothing!

[Lianas1980]

Shes a crazy.. so and so.. she needs therapy.. 

[jeste4187]

So what she is saying is is that Darth Vader, the Emperor, and Darth Maul were the interior decorators?

[AceSkepTik]

The real inside scoop is that, off camera, the show offered her another copy of the check she tore up and "gave up to God", and she eagerly accepted it.

[OrganNLou]

She is the new voice of the Tea Party and the Republicans

[hediosma]

Her house! Is dork-sided!!!!!!

[U33C]

@hediosma Cheaper than aluminum siding.

[MultiSERZA]

I sense the DARKSIDE

[eljagg01]

DORK-SIDED!!!

[htyhh]

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE IN THE NAME OF JESUS bahahhahahahahhaha

[TOXICinferno7]

I assume that the "dark sided stuff" she mentioned was exercise and healthy eating.

[twilightzonicstars]

@TOXICinferno7LMAO!

[blazejames47]

GOREGRILLS!!!!

[SkyFoxCode]

looks like she was raving at the last part

[xaikochan]

DORKSIDED

[icanmyshoetie]

GORGAYLEZZZZ!

[thompson8305]

anything to take your mind off of how fucking fat she is i guess. dark sided...

[randomartist01]

Dork-sided! GORGYLES! SLYKICKS!

[jimjam69]

Shes a Muslim?

[OrganNLou]

This is what Republicans act like at tea parties!

[zackdelarocha8]

this guy must be just as crazy to marry a woman like that and make dark sided spawns

[MrPredictableable]

She's not a christian, shes a fucking psychopath.

[jeffrey41010]

i dont think she likes the game darksiders.....

[cottchar]

i feel sorry for the guy in green and the little kid

[hawaiou]

she's not a christiana

[m1a2r3l4o5n6]

awesome how she does not know how to say gargoyle or psychic hahahaha

[ecrtr3004]

Appartantly she did not read the scriptures about the body being a temple. If she would have she wouldn't be toatin those lunch lady arms.

[stigmeaner21]

what show was that show?

[rogerrunsfast]

They should have told her no, you can't have the check you tore up. Obese white trash.

[prettykitty11111]

IN JESUS NAME I PREY!!!!!!!!! ......but i will take the money apon futher review

[phoenixheart79]

Seriously, WTF is this blimp on? I mean which show, btw - these clips just look way too funny lol

Psycho-christians, entertaining the world for 2000 years.

[xXMrGreenEyes24Xx]

@phoenixheart79 it's from wife swap

[m1a2r3l4o5n6]

gargyles slykicks lmfao

[DJChibbs]

@m1a2r3l4o5n6 ROFL! SLYCHICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hawaiou]

@DJChibbs

lolz

[Trisscarr]

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

[calibred818]

somebody please drain the fat out of this bitch

[DirEnGay]

@calibred818 That's what she spent her money on.

[mcnowski]

somebody give this woman a couple strong hits of acid, lay her down, light some candles, softly play a didgeridoo and calm her the fuck down!!

[drunkymunky87]

lol laughing my aaaaaass offffffff!!!!THERE NOT CHRISTIIIIIIIIAAAAAN!!!!

[Masterkavi]

@drunkymunky87 Actually, it's pretty much a core Christian belief to kill non believers, especially "witches" and "magic users"...

[EiNSkraft]

Shes not CHRISTIAN, NOT CHRISTIANNNNNNN

AHHHHHHH DARK SIDED YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Corinthian404]

SLYKICKS

[Twinklestar132]

hahaha she's dorksided toooooo! lol

[lelouchlibritannia]

@Twinklestar132 more like pork-sided by the look of it

[kappkids]

she is the McDonalds warrior, conquering plentiful and tasty supper large value meals all throughout the land.

[Corinthian404]

yeah, the other family might have been "dorksided slykicks" but at least they weren't 500-pound buck-toothed whales for whom gluttony isn't a sin, it's a mission statement

[OhSoAle]

@kappkids

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!

[kappkids]

@OhSoAle i love you more though...

[PurpleHazeReapr]

@kappkids lfmao!

[chipmunk126]

LOL, imagine if a satanist walked up to her and introduced him/herself

she would kill everyone in the room lolz

[LibertyPrimeV1]

SHES NOT A CHRISTIAN-NIAN

[Acrimonator]

Wrath, glutony, vainglory and pride...

[Outlaw1257]

@Acrimonater;

Don't be so judgmental; this woman may be two of the nicest people you ever met......... but probably not!!

Remember that song by "The Commodores"??

"She's one, twice, THREE TIMES a lady......"

[CJ632]

jeez -_- imagine if ppl like this ran the goverment we would all be fucked

[outsidepers]

They do.... ......It's called the republican party....

[sdfan00]

ha ha yeah if they ran the government the world would be PORKSIDED

[snakeplissken83]

fat bag of shit

[ZX2ManDave]

Dark Sided!

Who the hell is this lady, Luke Skywalkers mother?

[funluvingirl55]

she scares me :(

[guerrero147]

you dark sided bitch

[haytxa911]

DARK SAADED

[jjmen929]

what is the name of the song playing on this video?

[TurboBabyPuncher]

Darude - Sandstorm.

[djsilkie313]

Sandstorm by Darude

[miles101457]

Typical "religilous" people.

[CarlosWolfVillage]

no thats extreme religious person

typical religious people are normal

[NonSequiturist]

I bet most of the stuff in her house is made by Chinese people. People she would consider heathen and "dark sided".

Someone tell her that and watch her head explode.

[Chincheer]

she makes me sooo wett

like hyrrican catrina

[mfg0308]

the truly funny thing about this is...

the check she tore up was re-written and she accepted it.

[Outlaw1257]

The money may have been tainted, but it was still green!!

[mariafromsa]

@mfg0308 that'd be right.. what a hypocrite!

[theliberator1]

@mfg0308 they probably had to sit down and tell her that for enduring such evil, her church was giving it to her.

ROFL

[okkima]

You don't know the POWER of the dark side.

[satansmask]

that bitch she forgot....UNIKORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[casienwhey]

the nerds from the lightning bold nerds video need to attack this demon lady with their spells and ping pong balls

[BOBSTAHL]

where's captain ahab when you need him. for you dumb fucks ( Moby-Dick )

[twon1610]

Normally, i'd jus put a few words that seem philosophicall, but DAH-YUM, this is misappropriated relgion if i ever saw it!

That GLUTTONUS biddy still scares the fuck out of me!

[Outlaw1257]

"That GLUTTONUS biddy still scares the fuck out of me! "

HOLY COW!!!.... That means Holly, and that means COW!! She ought to move to India and become a Hindu....

..... Cows are worshiped as sacred creatures!!

Well, "The God Warrior's" passion really is quite MOOOOOOOOOOOoooooving!!

[twon1610]

Like this bitch is gona MOOOOOOOve to India. She probably thinks 'Indeer' is a food stuff.

Jus makes you wanna cry to see someone this devout, so far off what her Messiah preached.

Jus .......SAD!

[goldenthroat86]

You mean "DORK SIDED" ...

[togjuice]

"She's not a Christian!!!!". Surely that has to be the biggest compliment of all? Christians are, after all, halfwits of the highest order

[bff4evaKagomeNsango]

No they are not halfwits, but of course you are a halfwit, how about you keep your stupid self comments to ourself.

[Lekeeon]

religion is so funny

[Goldmember84]

the dark side is always located directly behind this fat bitch