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  • I love the last verse, "I may be top dog, but I've been neutered."

  • PMSL yep another classic from bob and tom.. only they coud have the balls to broadcast something likie this XD

    and yeah i like it ..XD

  • My mum showed me this years ago and I laughed my head off I showed it to my boyfriend and he also found it hilarious now that is what I call a real man the ones who r not afraid to admit he likes something that might seem gay to a lot of other people

  • love this, so true

  • God created man,

    Man created kitchens,

    Sandwiches don't create themselves,

    So God created woman!

  • I think the woman song is a lot more accurate at describing a particular gender the best as a whole. This song only applies to pussy-whipped manginas that foolishly got trapped in a marriage to possessive, controlling, feminist bitch.

  • I don't care for the part about his needs not being important. The rest is completely true. One of these days my husband will realize that.

    Obviously Milton has been married long enough to realize all this stuff.

  • Thumbs up if you're still laughing at this in 2012.

  • Very funny and so not true (dont tell my wife I said that)

  • haha this song makes me laugh

  • mom and dad

    

  • Why can't all husbands have such a good understanding of life?

  • Best thing I've seen all month

  • 159 people aren't the man.

  • this is Rodney Carrington, by the way

  • LOL BRILLIANT

  • Pure Genius

  • hahahahahahahahahahah! omg this is sooooo funny! <3

  • I dont wanna here any whining around here...so ill shut up XD

  • meh lame

  • i started laughing so hard i cryed

  • Heap of shite.

  • Just so you no BigMuller09 that aint fake laughter thats real laughing from the bob and tom show.

  • AAAAAAAND the men are off complaining again

  • how do you create a video response

  • hahaha that cracked me up

  • Ha, I love it & so, so true....LOL

  • i love this song! awsome fathers day e-mail

  • this shit is so freaking funny

  • Outstanding!!! LOL!!

  • say how do i add vidios

  • this is funny and i wish its true

  • this is funny and i wish its ture

  • @charidyhullihen Sadly in most relationships, it is true.

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  • great song!

  • wtf this is dumb a.f

  • this is not a man song its a gay song poffs

    

  • Hey, I think this is my Lost Love..... :)

    

  • 150 women

  • 149 people arent the man

  • This video makes my day!!!

  • Good, but i dont like stupid fake laughter

  • Geez, My buddy sent me this. My name is Milton.

  • old

    

  • funny

  • the fake laughin runed it

  • @BigMuller09 Unfortunately it's not fake laughing, that's the guys on the Bob and Tom show, and their laughing ruins every bit they do.

  • @BigMuller09 its was in a small holiday inn bar, it wasnt fake laughing.

  • your the 5th person to tell me that now haha

  • @BigMuller09 They always laugh like that on the bob and tom show.

  • @minameise ok ty

  • Ladies and gentlemen, the Barack Obama song!

  • My speakers don't work. This looks weird.

  • funny. but rude.

  • Well I think its cute

  • that is really creepy funny but creepy

  • this is the worst song ive ever heard in my life XD

  • I love this song!

  • hi ,lol first class enteranement , loved it ,,marg uk**

  • havent heard for years, great song!

  • holla at ur Girl!! - 21-F - Alinasquirter3566 - Y! msgr

  • troll er riktig svar!!!!

  • 141 my bus

  • O.O

    

  • O.O

  • Pure genius xD

  • thumps up if u havent been nutiert yet

  • When I need a good Laugh, I just come back and watch this again... ROFL

    Way Cool & So Funny

  • When I need a good Laugh, I just come back and watch this again... ROFL

  • Too funny!!!

  • GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

    

  • @DSSTHEDESTROYER

    TRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!~~­

  • Love it!!! xox

  • love thisss

  • 140 have been neutered.

  • this is so true

    

  • my fiance just had me watch this, I was laughing my ass off about it

  • sealpup2326.... You're right.. Ya'll do own the boob power and hold all the pussy for ransom... Good thing it's cheap.. 1 buck to look at it.. 20 to have it in your lap.. and 200 an hour to bang it.... Compared to marriage.. THAT'S a ransom WELL worth paying.. lmao

  • @threatcom wow! no wonder you have to pay for it you crack smoking dickwad! I have the most amazing woman in my life, because a REAL man like me knows how to treat a woman. Have fun with your whores. I'll keep my grown up life, you little douchebag.

  • @threatcom

    @threatcom wow! no wonder you have to pay for it you crack smoking dickwad! I have the most amazing woman in my life, because a REAL man like me knows how to treat a woman. Have fun with your whores. I'll keep my grown up life, you little douchebag.

  • WE women owned not only have boob power but we own all the pussy in the world! WE hold for ransom LOL

  • Just to let you know... this Sean Morey guy did NOT write this song, it was written by Heywood Banks, who also wrote Big Butter Jesus, Toast, and The Revenge Song.

  • my uncle showed me this a few years ago.

  • Opnion pole: Is this true lmao!!

  • Mom loves this, dad relates to this!

  • Very funny, and from observing the lives of my married friends, very true! I'm thankful to have firsthand insight into their lives because it prevents me from making the same mistake they did. Can't think of any reason to ever get married!

  • I have a penis :P

  • Lesson learned: Don't get married.

  • the 137 ppl that didnt like this are all men who's wives are not home lmao!

  • i've been nutered

  • soooooooooooo true

  • hahahaha so true

  • Would be better without the people in the backround laughing :/

  • lol this song is sooo funnnyyy :)

  • lol this song  is sooo funnnyyy :) watch it or else!

  • LOLOLOLOL!!!! Thanks!

  • lol love it

  • This song cleansed me from Friday.

  • this is funny

  • "Cause I'm top dog around here but I've been nuetered." (Ya, I know I probably didn't spell that right. Don't really know for sure...)

  • This is a very true song BTW i am a man

  • Unfortunately that's true for most men. But I think most of these men don't get much respect from their special ladies. Sad!

  • Hilarious...

  • @Dinosaurloverawrr wow that sounds like a terrible song and false cause the only guys like that don't have a wife or they fucking work like u don't :'3 whatever the fuck that symbol is ha

  • the women song is good but not as accurate not all girls like shooping and shoes and i a guy btw

  • Whoever puts a dislike on this has to be a whiney guy who's been stuck with this existance and can't get out of it...!!!!!!

  • @OldSkoolBoysRule maybe he was freaked out by the puppet's huge nose, like me

  • @OldSkoolBoysRule Coming from an insecure douchebag who finds the need to comment on others' actions? Nice.

  • I fit that profile exactly!...still like the song tho :) ...sadly my mrs likes it even more :'(

  • what a man ;D

  • Funny, true, and funny b/c it's too commonly true.

  • Let me re-produce the lyrics here ,

    " I'm a man , i scratch mah balls , and i sniff meh fingers' I just want your fanny , not intrested in your feelings , just your tits , your fanny , and your lips , i do nothing around the house , i just scratching' the old balls. :'3

  • @DinosaurLoveRawrr - Jealous much? Go make me a sandwich!

  • funny song for u guys.

  • funny song for u guys

  • My mom, two sisters and I are rocking out to this! :) It's all girls in my house now, so we're Girl Powering it up! :)

  • @josephhallgirl if u think this is funny look for the woman song, its funny too

  • That's hilarious. Love it

  • Yep he sure is!

  • haha hes the man

  • hahahaha! Imma girl and this is hilarious...  : )

  • Not only is that true, but it's also hilarious....LMBO

  • 120 guys were watchin' this and got caught by their whip!!!!

  • This is to my Wife Veronica Happy Valentines Day and Happy Anniversary thought you might like this song.....luv ya Jerry

  • 119 people are women who need to get back to the kitchen cause im hungry :)

    ........MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

  • @HeFuxUp f u

    theres your fucking sandwich

  • The patriarchy exposed.

  • Better WITHOUT the laugh track

  • Oh so TRUE! I laughed until my side hurt!

  • " "cus Im a guy you dont wanna fight when I say" jump" you say "yeah right" "

    Hahahahahahahaha! Nice, very nice!

  • Clit show

  • i could not stop laughing haha amazing and clever

  • That’s the funniest song ever!

  • Hey, I'm a puppet too!!!

  • this is so stupid

  • xD

  • hahah this is funny.. 

  • At least 112 people haven't been neutered.

  • Cause I'm top dog around here, but I been neutered.

  • I love it!

  • hmm , i like it , but , it kinda wants me to think well what if my bf were like this ? :LL

  • ok this is stupid and it makes me sad to be a man

  • Hilarious! 

  • ...

  • 111 people are obvi female

  • This is brilliant!!!! Love it!!!!

  • I'm top dog around here but I've been neutered

  • 110 women didnt take this seriously and got their ass thrown out the window of the house by the man

  • @ killing, ..Thats right!

  • MY FUNNY FAV>

  • this is NOT funny why are ppl laughing???

  • @maddieals You are right, it's NOT FUNNY !!!! It's freakin' HILARIOUS !!! You must be single. If your not, theen you must be clueless to reality...LOL !!!!

  • @maddieals You will see the humor in it when after you are married. Then you'll get this song.

  • @maddieals Once your married you will get this song. Then you will be laughing till you cry.

  • Now this fucking funny

  • This is awesome

  • this just mad my day

  • Soo Funn..whatching the man song....

  • I see what Doc brown did with his life

  • i want the puppet

  • I am crying laughing. Milt has described my life from the inside out!!! Absolutely brilliant!

  • "I don't want to hear any whining, so i'll shut up"........LOL

  • it's funny but true because women are the boss of the house because they have boob power and guys you know you can't fight that much power

  • @killinglostsouls Pft, they make our sandwiches.

  • @killinglostsouls if u think this song is true listen to the woman song. no there really is one.

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  • George Anthony singing his theme song! LMAO

  • this so remines me of my dad, because he so acts like this. lol

  • i prefer the mom song

  • 103 people were neutered