didn't need that part

[AmericanBadass44]

Well first you have to get a boner, and I can't really set that happening after you kill a guy.

[vnissgbklkj]

@AmericanBadass44 that is the most logical thought for the most fucked up situation ever

[metamindkon]

@AmericanBadass44 try it first then see if it works

[seanross25]

@AmericanBadass44 i personally find it easier to get a boner after killing a guy...

[cyrilgoldenrock]

@AmericanBadass44 I find it impossible to get a boner if I haven't just killed a guy. Sometimes I have to settle for killing a hooker though.

[flyerdude02]

@AmericanBadass44 Weirdo.

[MIvarsson99]

The joke would have sucked without the jerking off part and he knows it.

[alons0martin]

Thank her for what exactly? Hey did you fuck my girlfriend? then made that bumper sticker found me in traffic and got in front of me? haha jesus..

[pa2pb]

"You want that on your car all day for WHOEVER'S behind you??" LMFAO!!

[crysisguy05]

0:19 quagmire

[NadHexIsOn]

16 people better not invite Louis CK to their funeral.

[urielbaeza1]

@shoomyjeddah

Who gives a fuck fagget?

Shut the fuck up dirty old cunt

[doctender77]

Genius

[pakattack69]

i was drinking near the end and water came out of my nose when he said jerking off on the corpse....damn that was some awful timing

[lemans24fan]

this is the opening to his show, Back when I first saw it, I almost didn't watch it but i thought i'd see what type of material he has, and after he opened with this joke, he has been my favorite comedian ever since.

[liennto]

oh shit Louis I love you so

[Makonu2]

I love how he was all proud of himself after he applause for jerking off on his corpse lol! He's like, "Yes, yes... I'm the man. Thank you. Thank you everyone."

[braddah8088]

my favorite is louis ck-bill gates<33

[MarcRodill]

@braddah8088 Me too. The old man in a wheel chair bit is hilarious too.

[USSRpaul]

thank her for what exactly!? haha

[shoomyjeddah]

THUMBS UP IF UR WATCHING CK LUISE CAUSE KASSEM G SAID HE LIKED HIM

[MULDERFOX999]

GIRLS who give good head rule!

[Theizzer]

Didn't need that part.. omg he's awesome:P

[SJCustomDrums]

"Quote from video we all just watched."

[FacelessDeviant]

@SJCustomDrums "Snarky remark on misunderstood minute detail"

[TheLastStand001]

puto

[MGoBlue324]

hey, i'm in front of you, buh BUH!

[pdaniels9000]

then you made that bumperstick, found me in traffic and got in front of me?!

[VampireOutlaw]

LMAO! "You fucked my girlfriend? And then you made that sticker, found me in the traffic and got in front of me??" LMAO!! xDDD

[TheFallenAngel0]

Seeing this just a couple months later and it's still damn funny, this the type of comedy I truly appreciate.

[9pt9]

Then found me in traffic and got infront of me? LOL

[lambertd91190]

To Autoerratica....i agree hah

[autoerratica]

the applause after "jerk off on his corpse" made my day

[Lunatic4ever]

hes awesome,really.watched "shameless" yesterday and had to laugh so ahrd.amazing.

[gabonage]

I love his facial expression right as the clip ends

[zeeslag123]

I want a bumpersticker that says "I'm gonna jerk off on your corps" just to scare the shit out of people with "tell your girlfriend I said thanks" bumperstickers...

[ricoismybitch]

my bumper sticker says "suck a bag of dicks asshole" .

[sas1ni69]

and jerk off on his corpse !

[XxIntensify]

Mine says "horn broken, look for finger".

[evilresidence4]

lmao thats awesome

[NintendoCapriSun]

My bumper sticker says "Cut the foreplay and pass." But there's like a football on it so there's a double meaning there.

[yoeasypunk]

I want a bumbersticker to say "if you are reading this then how do you know I won't suddenly brake?"

[1guitarfreak4]

i love this guys jokes

[wolfgang2570]

Jimmy Norton, Louis C.K., and Lewis Black should tour together. each guy does an hour, that would be bliss.

[StrumTheStrings]

I too have a sticker that says "Hey I'm in front of you BUH BUH!"

[QwertyMusicUK]

@StrumTheStrings what does the "buh buh" mean?

[AmericanBadass44]

@StrumTheStrings C.K. should start selling that bumper sticker on his website. Good business

[pedromondez2]

This is probably one my favorite Louis CK jokes! And there's a lot!

[kiddbandit]

Hey i fucked your girlfriend Lols xD

[Mouseklip1117]

Best idea for a bumper sticker ever... only works for people here in Jersey, but it would say "Go Back to NY"

[Gladosayx]

My bumpersticker says "Im infront of you, lol."

[uglymirror]

yes we DID need that part

[roughryder5]

LMAO...hes my role model...well kinda

[Eskimolover13]

I didnt need that part its true

I love him soo much

[BV10707]

didnt need that part LOL

[BerkayCavs]

lol

and jerk off on his corpse ahhaha

he has that filthy humour that's funny

[caitox]

"Hey I'm in front of yooouuu buh-BUH!"

0:18 hhahahaha

[KevinRCMan]

thank her for what exactly???

you fuck my girlfriend???

[SharksKid]

I want that bumper sticker, lol. "I FUCKED your girlfriend." Fuck that shit that says, "how am i driving?"

[BleedingxBliss]

I've watched this dozens of times, I always pis myself when I see it. Augh, hilarious!

[6XsTaCy9]

Louis C.K.

The KING of Comedians!!!

[crowboy99]

or "comedy king" (ck) :P?

[OBCBW]

hahaha omg!

[UpsidedownHandshake]

It's the jerking off on the corpse that made this even better

[fuckamericanidiot]

mmm, the cherry on top....?

[karlwig]

THE ICING ON THE CAKE

THE BEAR IN THE WOODS

etc

[AmokBR]

@UpsidedownHandshake Yeah, that really cracked me up, it's exactly the kind of absurd thing I like to say and find funny.

[scott24h16]

@UpsidedownHandshake jerking off on corpses makes me feel better too

[peterthegreat86]

Hahaha... last part... hahaha.

[guarani527]

google louis ck flapjacks

[clancy6969]

Haha quote your favorite part so there's no need to even watch the video!

[barbie50a]

omg this guy is the best !!

[Caligula138]

Best comedian around!

[Jaemseh]

"Wait you fucked my girlfriend... then you made that bumper sticker, found me in traffic and then got in front of me?" I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD, I WAS ON THE FLOOR.

[Grak70]

It's the adding it as an afterthought that makes it work.

[mwy915]

still to me the best ever jokes from ck r 'lick ur palm' or superman saved u" any louis's fans knows what im talking about....the man is gold...

[Ssamonoske]

For me, its anything about his kids. OMFG genius, by comparing them to adults, he reminds me how dumb kids are. Oh and deers.

[indeedtheDANE]

are they dumb enough to put an s on deer?

[gezusmofo]

Yes.

[tthaitanium]

1:09 hahahah

[riichardmattson91]

im in front of you.. bgboo!

[Coltsie]

god i love louis ck..fuck dane cook for stealin this man's jokes

[dustmundo]

His name doesn't even deserve mentioning.

[clynchie88]

and then jerk of on his corpse .. LMFAO!

[misssarah02]

thank her for what exactly?

priceless.

[saucy05]

him and chappelle have similar insights.

[Rontaro13]

0:19-0:20, that fucking sound he made is priceless. try keeping a straight face when you hear it!!!

[utoobwatcher]

lol i couldnt

[losermoron87]

its impossible louis ck is naturally a funny guy, if any other person had said that even the part where he is like muther fuker in the weird voice it just wouldnt be the same

[djcubez]

"hey, buh-buuuuuuh" LOL

[SeanSchrage]

not hey i fucked ur girlfriend lol

[kukiszabi1]

lol as a lota ppl mentioned be4! jerkin off on the corpse...

[aminex]

"jerk off on your corpse"

LMFAO

[LuluBomber]

i love louis ck LOL he is brilliant.

[MrPie455]

the jerking off on the corpse was totally random

[maysteve24]

Hey im infront of you, buckkboo.

haha GOLD!

[brvandal]

eyecorona, go skate into an aids tree.

[mcorbett1977]

Anyone with that sticker is a douche anyway lol

[skilzsta]

i feel the same about ppl who have the word eye in there fuckin youtube name

[barnskiano]

I feel the same way about anyone who doesn't use an apostrophe to denote contraction in vernacular

douche...

[tsrichter24]

eat shit fag..

[mayaaltman]

I feel the same about...stuff...

[bennettbabe289]

hahhahah i love his imitation of beating him to death with a pipe and the sound effects. he's such a funny guy!!!!

[adamzez]

I'm in front of you bla beew!

[Albeleo]

totally gotta make some bumper stickers that say that

[da1dreman]

...and jerk off on his corpse, hahahahhaha

[fallenmonkeytieryu]

its fucked up but i expected somthing fucked after he finished beating him

[JacksInn]

If you cross the line of reason by beating someone with a pipe, you can as well go on and jerk off on the corpse. It doesn't make a fucking difference, you're already on the maniac side of life.

I would fucking jerk off on all the corpses I leave behind. ..Doesn't matter.

[fallenmonkeytieryu]

the look on his face is what kills me, like he has a voice in hios head that said jerk off on his corpse, but then his face was like why are a we doing this again?. classic

[OboxerU]

Because of this routine, I always look in the rearview mirror and say to the person behind me "I'm in front of you, bah bew!"

They never suspect a thing.

[bennettbabe289]

hahhaha i did that today and laughed at myself really hard afterwards.

LOVE LOUISCK

[brvandal]

BWAHHAHAHHAH!!! fuckin love louis ck

[adamzez]

You fucked my girlfriend, made that bumper sticker, found me in traffic, and got in front of me?!

[guitardrew05]

this guy's the funniest

[OboxerU]

Louie can always say the least expected thing. That's why I love his humor.

[SuicidalxThreat]

LMFAO AT 00:37!

'Mother Fucker' xD

[VivaLaFilth]

Of course it was needed. Hilarious. Louies rocks. Peace.

[osijo]

if there's no difference why do you care

[americanGTA]

suck a bag of dicks!!!!!!!!!

[theshitrag]

ooo man we got an English teacher in the house.

[misfitsg17]

friggen funny

[tukk]

lol

[jimdidr]

You need to jerk of on the corps... its to stump the police...

[bigim]

it's funny cuz it's true!

[ChnkyLovrr]

Omg cuz, that's first class all the way lol... classy stuff xD... CK is saying exactly what i'm thinkin *nod*...