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  • i'd vote as well

    i have a blackberry but don't use bbm much

  • they need to go somewhere else bebos been shut down lol :D 

  • Like if you remember power puff girls!x

  • no one robbed the town here. . . lol

  • PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF THE BRACE RACE

  • This is JaackMaate, I've just started a new rapping channel as I need a way to past the time and piss you guys off more! Nah I'm kidding I just want to show you guys more more passionate side! If you could like comment and subscribe and give me feedback it would be great, I know you might think I'm bad but no one starts good! Cheers guys it really means a lot to me :) Please try and spread this channel I hope to get it as big as my others :) <3 you! By the way please thumbs up this comment!

  • DEFO vote for you mate

  • I have a blackberry but I BBM is for twats...

  • That's weird. As soon as he mentioned Cher Lloyd, she came onto my TV with her shitty songs!! He's a fucking legend!

  • U really get on my nerves!!

  • @TheSamandalexvideos Don't watch his videos then?

  • whats your facebook name?

  • that was my mate sorry haha

  • your fuckin ugly

  • Whoever told u to sort ur teeth out ovs is either blind... Or is the same type of person who agrees simon cowel is hot. HES NOT?!? STUPID PEOPLE...

  • We agree on exactly the same policies. I should be your deputy prime-minister.

  • No one should want him to live. He takes the piss out of practically everything and thinks people will find it funny and shockingly people do. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO. Twat

  • "The nice girls, the none Henley wearing girls" aww thanks Jack :]

  • I want that t shirt if you make one "jaack maate fucking the world up one step at a time"

  • if u have a peanus cut if off...if u have a vagina then enjoy giving birth bitch - LEGEND

  • you would be the most coolest right wing facist dictator ever

  • FUCK THE HATERS...You're awesome!

  • someone will assasinate you if you become prime minister

  • i actually love you.

  • hahahahahahahah fuck off back to bebo

  • penis is off

  • I want a T-shirt that says "Jaack Maate F**king the World up One Step at a time"

  • i didnt realise my sound was high, i have my earphones in and that bang at the beginning scared the living shit out of me!

  • 58 people are trannies ;D

  • Got a blackberry and regret it so fucking much :(

  • BBM should be illegal

    It is wrong and should be stopped!

    Vote Jack for prime minister

    And eliminate BBM :)

  • haha Swagger Jagger at the end you love her really jack :D

  • Jack has got a blackberry torch haha!

  • bbm. i agree.

  • LOL

  • You need to go to Bebo now...

  • turn the light on then.............

  • you are fucking awemsome eventhough you hate emos and im an emo

  • @TheSynyster27 yea you're an emo :D

  • @littlemisspetite1 yusss i am and im proud of it :D

  • @TheSynyster27 right prowd ;)

  • -your such a ledge!i love you!xoxo

  • Equator of a camel toe:')!

  • I want to have children with you.

  • YES! everyone with a blackberry fuck off! they annoy the fuck out of me, even the sound of them constantly beeping and the keyboard sounds so fucking annoying !

  • boys in henleys LOOL fuck that

  • I started laughing as soon as it played all you hear is 'Fuck, oh fuck!"

  • Love your videos so much :D please check out minee:)

  • U should rule the world

  • Fuckin' love ya.

  • You should slagg off blackberrys and how bad they are :)

  • you can tell this guy wants to do stand up

  • IMSOFUCKINGMAD.

    I'm going to come to your house and tilt your picture frames to a 45 degree angle.

  • I watched like ten seconds of this and i said to my friend amy " I fuckin love this guy" and im not gay...

  • When you said stop Wanking...I just carried on :)

  • iv got a vagina whats ur number ?

  • iPhone wanker ;)

  • people who can't take a joke should not watch this video.

    i actually love you so much. can't stop laughing at all your videos.

  • HMV got robbed earlier this yeah but Cher Llyod CD's were still there. :L

    I only shop in Lidl for 18p lemonade thats cause its cheap

  • Hey " Jackmate" don't ever go outside of your'e house the wanted posters have been updated, your'e the most wanted man now after osama bin laden so.....

  • @lakashipu bin ladens dead mate..

  • @connordgr8 but jack aint mate.

  • i fucking love you.

  • vote for JaackMaate

  • OMG I HATE BBM TOO!!!!! Jack you speak the truth ;D

  • I'm wearing leggings and I'm not a twig. Rebel in leggings.

  • HANGOVER!!!!!

  • I'd vote for you.

  • i have a blackberry but my bbm dosent work. anywayy i lovee u and i thinnkk yourr soo funny. xx ;)

  • if you were irish i'd vote for you to be president...

  • @StrabaneGoth me to

  • you are so fucking funny omg

  • The end when you sing Swagger Jagger... Am I strange for thinking you're a good singer? XD

  • Oh, hi Draco Malfoy. :D

    (I hope I'm not offending you.)

  • @xTheFaNTaSTiiC hahahahahaha

  • I have a blackberry, but I hate it so much. :( Plus, stick thin to wear leggings, it doesn't count if you wear something on top!! I love you to bits, I think you're great, but yeah. :) <3

  • Yeah cool, except for the part about having to be stick thin to wear leggings.. It's like your encouraging anorexia. And your whole obsession with rape is not funny.

  • I actually fucking love you... your so fucking funny

    - I would so vote for you!

  • lol "if you weigh more than the normal person, *pause* you get raped..." hilarious

  • Hell I'd vote for him

  • i FUCKING LOVE YOU!

  • my nan shops at lidl haha

  • lol

  • I bet you secretly love Cher Lloyd

  • gutted, enjoy child birth bitch :D haha!

  • Henleys is a good brand :(

  • @GALVANICSMILE oh god

  • if you've got a vagina.... call me :) haha

  • God, i love you

  • i could do this better than you. i just haven't the time to make myself look like a colossal bellend, cos i have a schedule full of being a cunt. fuck my life is tragic.

  • I would call you...but I don't have your number. Sad days :(

  • Your hillarious mate, there is not one thing youve said where ive disagreed with hahaha!

  • When are u getting ur braces off and when are u getting a light :l

  • i agree about the whole bbm thing blackberries piss me off!

  • your shit.

  • @1joe1p2 you're a cunt.

  • Epic. Leggings comment.

  • I have a vagina! ;3

  • jack you are a true legend

  • Lmao xD Legend!

  • You had me in tears mate :L More phone blackberrys than there is fruit black berrys, omg i have never laughed so hard :L keep up the videos mate :) There awesome.

  • @danni2602 it's a joke

  • @logiebear1997 YH I KNOW im joking bout it

  • My nan shops at Lidl T_T

  • l e g e n d. That is all.

  • It seems you copy your style from crabstickz

  • YOU GOT BBM

    

  • ed sheeran awesome man!

  • i love you! hahahaha so funny

  • awesome taste in music mate! :)

  • Jack whats your BBM

  • How the fuck don't you have millions of views? This is absolutely brilliant xD

  • You Got Ed Sheeran In your Movie!!!! Sick

  • "If You've Got A Vagina, Call Me!"

  • what if you own a blackberry and don't always talk about bbm and shit?(a)

  • 'smash that gash'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • WTF ?  jack said in a previvus vid that he hates the song swagger jagger and now his singing it ...... sort it out mate

  • "JaackMaate fucking the world up one step at a time"

  • i saw a fat girl in leggings i was sick naah i just raped her...

  • I'd make fat people do exercises in public because it's funny

  • please marry me

  • What's with all the fuckin' spam? O_O

  • I hope thats happen everyone bought it as prank pressent ..

    hahha love legging it true XD

    BBM is shit what with it ? i have iphone so annyoing get ask what hell is BBM hahah lol

  • COME WITH US PLEASE. woahhh! 

  • @Denicedjt Kids- Mgmt

  • hahahaha jack mate you speak the truth, fuck henleys and fuck bbm and fuck topless display pictures

  • You On BBM ?? my profile picture is a fat girl in leggings with a Camel toe standing beside a slim boy with his top off with amazing abs raping a girl on her first date. (picture that :P)

  • lol my sisters bf in love with henleys, but its ok, their relationship is valid, she bought him one for his birthday :P

  • Lol. I totally agree with the whole henleys thing xD

  • LOOOOL. Rape is legal.

  • you gonna make a new video soon?

  • but i have a blackberry, and i love you :'(...

  • even when you insult something i do, i find it hilarious :D

  • please do your next video WEARING leggings, with swagger jagger playing in the background.

  • Jack u r a beast u sexy man shiw this bludy comment u filthy man

  • @ TRoper00100 @SuperSickoz he is wereing bracis so he is sorting his teeth out u twat

  • @ he is wereing basis so is sorting his teeth u twat

  • Sort your face out (jokes)

  • Sort your teeth out.

  • that should be on your tshirt jaackmaate fukin the world up one step @ a time

  • @The88t2 Song: Kids by? MGMT

    wSEND UNLIMITED FRjEE SMS TO YOUR FRIENDS AT bit.ly\nD5kSa

  • you met ed sheeran?? :O

  • my m8 what it the ceary-loyd cd

  • If you had to choose would you rather date nicki minaj or cher lloyd ?

  • I deffinately agree with the blackberry part - Not everyone has the money for a shit phone that deletes all your contacts if you get the password wrong.

  • ban jights. they are an abomination, and should be destroyed with fire.

  • When I'm annoyed your videos generally make me laugh :)

  • jaackmaate ftw cause he tell the turth unlucky some others ( shane dawson ) he love u jaack !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • " i would put a weight restriction on leggings"

    ahh...hahahaha... that gets me every time i watch this LOL

  • fucking lengend !!!! we love u jaack dean and to u pepole how fuck about with him fuck u !!!

  • I Saw 7 fat girls in leggings in one day

    7 Votes for you

  • 'Sort your teeth out' hahahaa :L

  • i dont know weather i like you or not....your funny but you seem fake aswell

  • you bare look like elro haha

  • id kill you in a strangle only fight

  • I have Braces <3

  • What's that song

  • Jack I like Ur videos buy most of them are shot sort your teeth out maate

  • Jack I like tou

  • you can fuck off back to bebo! ahahaha too funny x

  • I'm wairing henleys right now xD

  • Yeah... Get rid of the mushrooms. :O only old people like them... No point?!

  • LMFAO smash that gash

  • Henleys aint that bad i dont get that part

  • funniest person so much better than courtFTW you make me laugh so bad i love you man your great :)

  • i love ur videoooo add me as a mate i love the thing about the shop lol