People who are mad at Chris dont understand that he's not talking about all black people. He's talking about the blacks who don't want to better themselves because they're so focused on portraying a "hood" image. Those black people are ignorant because they don't want to get out of the projects. Some of them think going to jail is aspirational.They think the black people (like me) who have ambition and intelligence are trying "to act white." Their ignorance gives our culture a bad name.
people who manage the words in the dictionary will change term dog to: animal,black people...cause u people call each others dogs and its just stupid idk who thought of that...im not racist i just hate gangsta´s and ther idiotic attitude...
@kohlan ... you know what I think? Everyone else needs to vote your comment down so there isn't some racist-ass comment on the "Top Comments" section. That's against everything Chris stood for.
Chris Rock is funny. He is also EXTREMELY _IGNORANT_. He grew up in a dysfunctional inner city GHETTO environment which is NOT indicative of how most black people grew up. He has built a career exploiting the negativity of HIS life experience being surrounded by dysfunctional black people. He is like 99% of black comedians. Self-deprecating humor sells. He, along with 99% of black comedians are part of the image problem that black people have. Blacks failure to realize it is another part of it.
Niggers and crackers --Equals un educated, judgmental, grade school mentality humanity that only make it har4d for the black and white communitiesd to live their lives without racism and prejudace against each other. When I can have a conversation with a a mature black man, such as my BOSS..my nieghbor and friend It's a good thing. When I'm in the inner city and a gangsta wanna bee with his pants falling down , white tank top ,tells me I'm a cracker thats holding back black people .I ignore
Chris Rock is not telling the truth ; he's telling things that have a grain of truth and then grossly exaggerates them for comic effect. He probably assumes his audience has the intellect to distance itself from his jokes at take them with a grain of salt. It's sad to see that some people can't make this distinction.
@UncleJoey12 I'm afraid your argument is seriously flawed my friend. You've only witnessed a handful of black people and already formed your opinion for the whole group. That's not right
The sad part about this shit is its true and i hate to say it but his right so i dont wana hear no racist as white person with nothing to do but hate on black people with that nigger shit cause unlike you all we know the truth we just do speak on it
i dont get it y black peopl act all cool startin gangs over color and bicthing abot being slaves and whering there pants to there knees and they call white people names but if a white person calls thim somthing its raiset
of course there are white drop outs. there are also mexican, asian and indian dropouts. But they are not the focus here. BLACK people are. This isnt a conversation about white criminal, mexican criminals etc etc its a conversation about BLACKS. No matter what you say about people ignoring it no one, including your hypocrital ass will not ignore the violence and murder and drug deals that may go on and about around you. If you hear a story about a murder on tv you dont turn off the tv do? No way
I must admit, I don't live in the US, I live in Liechtenstein since a couple of months, where last year exactly zero homicides were reported (don't laugh).
My point is that even here you'll find people with racist and xenophobic views. What can I say, some white people are inveterate racist cunts.
Even if NO crimes where committed by black people, it wouldn't stop some white people from being racist cunts. They'd just invent some other reason to be racist.
@charlotteBraillie Black people can't catch a break no matter what we do. Some whites complain about the prevelance of violence in rap (not understanding the reasons why) but when a black person makes rap about dancing, some bitch about that. A black person gets into a good college and career, some blame Affirmative Action while knowing nothing about the person's achievements/qualifications. A black person contributes to technology and science, some don't want to admit and/or recognize it.
I agree. Some people think affirmative action is about giving minorities a break despite their academic achievements. What they forget, is how many under achieving white guys are admitted into college because of nepotism or politics or wealth. How else do you explain George W Bush, who clearly has difficulties spelling his own name, was ever admitted into university?
i fucking love this black guy. black people vs niggas. hes right you know...unfortunately its mostly niggers in the world and not black people and we need more black people like chris rock and less niggas like the niggers in brooklyn, los angeles, memphis, etc
Black people shouldn't be so concerned about so called 'niggas' giving them a bad name. You're judged as an individual, not as a race, and no reasonable person would ever hold you responsible for the misbehaviour of a group of people who happen to belong to your race. And I think your comment is appalingly racist, and here's why : you completely overlook the fact that there are just as many WHITE people around acting like cunts and giving white people a bad name.
We're not judged as individuals...we are judged as an entirety. Say some white guy breaks into someones house that person most likely will be like 'man some punk ass broke into my house this sucks." but if a black man breaks into their house they proly will say this "man some black ass nigger broke into my house." people know that blacks have built a rep for themselves for being criminals and thugs which is what chris rock is talking about.
racist cunt my ass dude the image you speak of was created by your fellow black people. I mean fuck are we suppose to ignore that or somethin? If you dont want people to be paranoid about blacks then blacks need to do somethin about it like chris rock is doing. But blasting rap music, talking like a high school drop out and all that other typical shit does not do anything good for your reputation
Yes, I do think you're supposed to ignore it. There's always gonna be racist and sexist cunts, but there's also alot of white people who are appalled by racism and men who are appalled by sexism.
And again: why focus on black high school drop outs as if there's no such thing as white high school drop outs?
On an unrelated note : as flattered as I am that you take me for a black man, the only music I 'blast' is Wagner.
@bitchniggaspussy..... talking big behind your computer haha. If you see a black man on the street you probably wouldn't say anything. Like I said: ANONYMOUS HERO!! You should have been born in Germany somewhere around 1930 they would have shot you in WW2. I'll go eat a banana with my friends now and listen to the Wu Tang Clan :)! You go jerk off to Hank Williams and stick a carrot in you redneck ass. You're probably 16 and work @ McDonalds for a black man named Clarence who's your manager haha
@bitchniggaspussy ... go put on a Hank Williams record you ignorant ass motherfucker. Join an Arian brotherhood and move your asses to the northpole. I'm probably whiter than you are but at least I'm living in 2011 and my though process has evolved since the 60's you motherfucker.
what he was saying was so right being smart in the black community is look down on. being dumb and going to jail is cool .us as black people got shit fucked up
i usually hate chris rock but this is great. i feel the same way i love black people but i hate niggaz. i'm glad to know some black people feel the same.
I don't know anything about the US or black people to be honest, but he seems to claim that every burglary, every mugging, every riot is caused by BLACK criminals. He overlooks the fact that criminals and troublemakers come in EVERY colour. I'm sure he knows that too, he's just generalizing here for comic effect.
@baker51516 hold on . . . .u just now knowin that????? white people hate their white faggots( not sayin that they're faggots.) And there's no such thing as hating niggaz and loving black people. What if i said I hate Caucasians but i love white people. It doesn't make sense
@08kct Niggaz=black people who keep the steryotype of blacks being violent and uneducated going. Black people=educated blacks who break the steryotype and propel blacks in the the future.
the media does perpetuate black stereotypes more than anything .... LOL thats true the only thing i learned about black ppl in school was the we were slaves and not even MLK cause they assumed you knew that already
hey man i got my masters, oh so you my master now im suppoised to listen to yo punk ass fuck you nigga fuck you so what you got a masters so you the smarty art nigga lemme ask you this can you kick my ass?
Notice also he never makes any jokes about hispanics or asians he knows to make fun of blacks because he knows that most blacks tend to be animal like and won't ask questions later they'll just say "Black man make black joke It ok cuz he black too ha ha ha I never ever wonda why he never make fun of nobody but his own cuz I don't think. which is really ironic cuz chris rock is talking about BLACK IGNORANCE."
@keepingitreal15 YOU SHOULDNT HAVE CAME TO THIS VIDEO THEN DUMBASS jus like black people dont unerstand something white people do u dont understand black people just stay away dumb ass
No wonder black people are in so much debt today instead of saving money they enjoy spending money to watch a comedian mock them. Chris rock knows he can't patronize anyone else but the blacks because he knows who owns his black behind and I'll tell you who it's the WHITES. If white people boy cotted chris rock he would go down quicker than the titanic. Chris rock and Oprah winfrey stay on top because white people are paying for their houses etc. without white ppl chris would be nothing.
No wonder white people think we're stupid u have the comedians confirming it and tell me what other race of people would willingly PAY money to be insulted and laugh as their being made fun of? BLACK ppl are the only ones stupid enough to do that. Do white people make fun of their race? No because white people stick together and have true racial pride they wouldn't bash their own race just to get cheap laughs and money. Black ppl are obsessed with race it's so sad.Chris rock is a self hater.
@souldust119 Hehe, gotta' love Samuel Clemens. His analytical and absolutely devastating description of the Amerindian was pretty cool. Gandhi had some pretty bad things to say about Negros as well.
Each black person actually has a lot of potential if isolated from other black people. They're intelligent, responsible, donate to charity, possess diversified portfolios, play golf, drink fine wine, get promoted to partnership managing director at Goldman Sachs... the works. In every rich neighborhood, there is exactly ONE black family. BUT, if you put a BUNCH of black people together, it forms an "infinite negative feedback mechanism", until they become poor, ignorant, and lazy. AKA niggas
@darkjeshush thats complete bullshit! what are you saying the "nigga gene" comes out of nowhere? It depends on what type of people you surround yourself with no matter what race. What your describing is mob mentality and that can happen with any race of people in dilapidated conditions.
@darkjeshush That's not true. I live in a black suburb in MD with a lot of professional black people who are not lazy, poor or ignorant but well educated, financially responsible, socially active , etc. Chris Rock is talking about socially disadvantaged black neighborhoods but the dynamic of poor neighborhoods does not define the black community everywhere. And you statement is a very ignorant statement to put out there.
@darkjeshush You mean that every African has the potential to integrate into white society and as long as we know our place and keep our numbers scarce enough to notice we can keep ourselves from revealing ourselves as sub-human mongrels.
@darkjeshush That's just stupid. I can't believe 23 people thumbs that up. That's like saying baby tigers can act like kittens if they are put with ONLY kittens. It's true but You're just pro-longing the steryotype that black people are vicious and ignorant and white people are pure, kind and innocent. So, you're saying if you put a black person with white people, they'll conform and become PURE like WHITES. Which is a lie because not all white people are pure...
@letslaugh2gether4 That just means at least 23 people came here looking for a laugh. Apparently you came here to read a random joke you did not enjoy, written by some random goofball from 5 months ago, allowing yourself to become annoyed. I mean come on, did you also think Black people actually make managing director at Goldman Sachs too? It's like 115 Jewish guys, 160 White guys, 4 Asian women, and 2 Indian guys from Britain.
@darkjeshush So, if you're the random goofball and you know it's ignorant, you should take that off before people actually start to believe that crap and walk around claiming that Black people should just comform if they want to be accepted.
Truth.
NoCreativeName15 1 week ago
240p we meet again
swingboy6969 2 weeks ago
That is some funny shit
jam1ga 1 month ago
Brilliant. Brave, Intelligent. Witty. Refreshing. Hilarious.
ahardiman251 1 month ago
Omg so true the town where I live the MLK st is hella ghetto full of homeless people, ghetto people, and druggies
10130116 1 month ago 2
Bill Cosby basically said the same thing (minus the foul language) and he got raked over the coals for telling the truth.
kataisa3 1 month ago
If your offended by this video, then your more than likely a nigga.
smoothness1000 1 month ago 3
Funny!
MrWeknowNow 1 month ago
the office brought me here!
jasiimwe 1 month ago 2
ignorant niggas
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It's ok if white people say this too.
canopeaz 1 month ago
what was the name of this tape/video/show/??
27CLUSKER 2 months ago
@27CLUSKER it says in the first 2 seconds of the video...
xe585 2 months ago
@xe585 ha so it does
27CLUSKER 2 months ago
i hate niggers lol
darian19m 2 months ago
@darian19m haha i was just about to say i hate niggers ...fuck kkk for life die all niggers
bogdan276842 2 months ago
'1,2,4,5...so what!----bahahaaa!!!!
BreakFerFun 2 months ago
This man speaks the truth :P
secretagentmann9 3 months ago
Niggaz love to keep it real... REAL DUMB. LOL
RedSnyder141 3 months ago
YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE
differentandalike 3 months ago in playlist differentandalike's favorites
Black people are so stupid its funny.
LaurentFischerIS 3 months ago
@LaurentFischerIS Your particular stupidity isn't funny, it's hilarious.
QBisbest 2 months ago
damn this is the ultimate racism against their own, how dare chris rock as a black person
balotelli456 4 months ago
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go back to africa
McFarlanefan101 4 months ago
"wanna save your money,,,put in in ur books!"........LMAO
brittboyer1 4 months ago 10
Chris Rock is an absolute comic genius.
Weasler455 4 months ago
I was distracted by the word "nigga" the whole time... :'(
Spottedhares4u 4 months ago
People who are mad at Chris dont understand that he's not talking about all black people. He's talking about the blacks who don't want to better themselves because they're so focused on portraying a "hood" image. Those black people are ignorant because they don't want to get out of the projects. Some of them think going to jail is aspirational.They think the black people (like me) who have ambition and intelligence are trying "to act white." Their ignorance gives our culture a bad name.
beautifulgirl425 4 months ago 55
@beautifulgirl425 Nah its just a comedy he doesn't mean any of this shit.
TheDarceChoke 4 months ago
@beautifulgirl425 He's talking about 99.9% of niggers
sychophantt 1 month ago
@beautifulgirl425 It's not merely their ignorance, but the pride they exude at being willfully so.
Anyone can be ignorant (and EVERYONE is at some point). There's no shame in being ignorant only in staying that way.
MunkeySpanc 3 weeks ago
@MunkeySpanc so true
beautifulgirl425 3 weeks ago
I never say the word "nigga" because thats how black people say it.
mattplasse88 4 months ago
lol the comment below is stupid
TheDejarne 4 months ago
17 Niggas disliked this video.
Burro1231 4 months ago
Love him. tellin it like it is.
qhgypsy 4 months ago
i love chris rock. this is so true. if you like CHRIS ROCK you will like TOP 30 UNIQUE VIDEOS
differentandalike 4 months ago in playlist differentandalike's Favorited Videos
Keepin it REAL-REAL DUMB
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NO! WHY IS THIS NAMED BLACK PEOPLE, THIS SHIT IS SO RACIST,,,, HE IS TALKING ABOUT NIGGAS.
cbx25 5 months ago
NO! WHY IS THIS NAMED BLACK PEOPLE, THIS IS SHIT IS SO RACIST,,,, HE IS TALKING ABOUT NIGGAS.
cbx25 5 months ago
NO! WHY IS THIS NAMED BLACK PEOPLE, THIS IS SHIT IS S O RACIST,,,, HE IS TALKING ABOUT NIGGAS.
cbx25 5 months ago
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ramp00 3 months ago
@cbx25 all niggas are black but not all blacks are niggers
ultimate8pac 3 months ago
countin these rocks biatch
380HmooB817 5 months ago
people who manage the words in the dictionary will change term dog to: animal,black people...cause u people call each others dogs and its just stupid idk who thought of that...im not racist i just hate gangsta´s and ther idiotic attitude...
Shockwawe1994 5 months ago
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fucking hate black comedy
TheMrTrollster 5 months ago
Worldwide Average IQ by Race
Jews 120
Asians 110
Caucasians 100
Arabs 98
Blacks 80
kohlan 5 months ago
@kohlan
Go kill yourself you racist ass motherfucker. I swear your IQ isn't more than 0.
TheBelisefuul 5 months ago
@kohlan
Quite obviouslt a made up statistic considering the very round figures you made up, no odd averages really?
Pha7Pa7 4 months ago
@kohlan : I'd like to link this video to some of my friends, but I can't because of your racist-ass comment.
Well done.
You do know that Jews, Asians, and Caucasians wrote most of the IQ tests in the world, right? And this is coming from a Jewish Caucasian.
Screw you. Take that down.
MoonsOverTheWell 4 months ago
@MoonsOverTheWell That "biased IQ test" idea has LONG been discredited. The issue of bias in testing is much more complicated than that. Sorry.
Weasler455 4 months ago
@kohlan ... you know what I think? Everyone else needs to vote your comment down so there isn't some racist-ass comment on the "Top Comments" section. That's against everything Chris stood for.
MoonsOverTheWell 4 months ago
@kohlan Asians ∞
MileProwersFan 4 months ago
from comedians to the man on the street we need a lot of therapy in america,our sickness sells,that includes all ethnic groups in one form or another
bulldog9914 5 months ago
Chris Rock is funny. He is also EXTREMELY _IGNORANT_. He grew up in a dysfunctional inner city GHETTO environment which is NOT indicative of how most black people grew up. He has built a career exploiting the negativity of HIS life experience being surrounded by dysfunctional black people. He is like 99% of black comedians. Self-deprecating humor sells. He, along with 99% of black comedians are part of the image problem that black people have. Blacks failure to realize it is another part of it.
Bullseye2012 5 months ago
dont call your self a nigga
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vdasdny 5 months ago
DAMN DIRTY APES!!!!!!!!
ObamaSucks12345 5 months ago
@ObamaSucks12345 That was cruel thing to say about white people
TheBargar 5 months ago 2
You guys might not realise this. But I know why Chris is constantly moving left n right on stage. "He is trying to avoid BEING SHOT by A NIGGA!! "
MasterPreng 5 months ago
Niggers and crackers --Equals un educated, judgmental, grade school mentality humanity that only make it har4d for the black and white communitiesd to live their lives without racism and prejudace against each other. When I can have a conversation with a a mature black man, such as my BOSS..my nieghbor and friend It's a good thing. When I'm in the inner city and a gangsta wanna bee with his pants falling down , white tank top ,tells me I'm a cracker thats holding back black people .I ignore
Tom6093 5 months ago
@Tom6093 Thanks for seeing the difference friend. I wish people would see there are dumb & smart people within every phenotype known to man.
tonyGjr2 5 months ago
what do nazi think about light skinned biracial people?
MrLeonadeyemi 5 months ago
@MrLeonadeyemi
you don't wanna know
charlotteBraillie 5 months ago
@charlotteBraillie ok lets stick with that sounds like a brill idea
MrLeonadeyemi 5 months ago
@MrLeonadeyemi
it's a better idea than worrying about what nazis think
charlotteBraillie 5 months ago
scum of the earth
fuck off
watch?v=W9iauKOKbDQ
SuperMegaUberGenius 5 months ago
@UncleJoey12 Kind of hard to believe that someone who believes Obama is the anti Christ was a teacher. Who were you teaching, the Tea Party?
HybridD91 5 months ago
i see him but i hear the zebra from madagascar
capricornkid123 5 months ago
@UncleJoey12
Chris Rock is not telling the truth ; he's telling things that have a grain of truth and then grossly exaggerates them for comic effect. He probably assumes his audience has the intellect to distance itself from his jokes at take them with a grain of salt. It's sad to see that some people can't make this distinction.
charlotteBraillie 5 months ago
@UncleJoey12 I'm afraid your argument is seriously flawed my friend. You've only witnessed a handful of black people and already formed your opinion for the whole group. That's not right
papajames007 5 months ago
@UncleJoey12 Say SOME black people don't like to read or learn 'cause NOT all black people are like that.
papajames007 5 months ago
@UncleJoey12
you do realize he doesn't mean a word he says, don't you?
charlotteBraillie 5 months ago
HA HA BLACK PEOPLE.
pielord4141 6 months ago
The sad part about this shit is its true and i hate to say it but his right so i dont wana hear no racist as white person with nothing to do but hate on black people with that nigger shit cause unlike you all we know the truth we just do speak on it
bellzo5 6 months ago
Haha "Buy "Blacks" on: iTunes" under the like bar lol
Matthew94R 6 months ago
Imagine if Chris Rock was white. they wouldnt be cheering.
ro33han 6 months ago
@ro33han If he was white, wouldn't he be talking about "crackers?"
DarkEmergence 6 months ago
LOl :D
bbysiham 6 months ago
THIS NIGGA ON POINT!
WizzoPro9476 6 months ago
Shit ! Books r like Kryptonie to a niggaz !!!! LOOL
momo44444444 6 months ago
fuckin great
MrTheresnotone 6 months ago
love chris rock. check out my videos on you tube - how to laugh at racism
differentandalike 6 months ago
i dont get it y black peopl act all cool startin gangs over color and bicthing abot being slaves and whering there pants to there knees and they call white people names but if a white person calls thim somthing its raiset
katostrong 6 months ago
@katostrong What names? also you obviously know nothing about gangs
kuissi0 6 months ago
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I love the way Chris Rock says "Nigga" XD
Gretgor666 6 months ago
Chris Rock needs to take some time to learn about African American culture.
jamesdonlan 6 months ago
of course there are white drop outs. there are also mexican, asian and indian dropouts. But they are not the focus here. BLACK people are. This isnt a conversation about white criminal, mexican criminals etc etc its a conversation about BLACKS. No matter what you say about people ignoring it no one, including your hypocrital ass will not ignore the violence and murder and drug deals that may go on and about around you. If you hear a story about a murder on tv you dont turn off the tv do? No way
neodarkfall 6 months ago
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@neodarkfall
I must admit, I don't live in the US, I live in Liechtenstein since a couple of months, where last year exactly zero homicides were reported (don't laugh).
My point is that even here you'll find people with racist and xenophobic views. What can I say, some white people are inveterate racist cunts.
Even if NO crimes where committed by black people, it wouldn't stop some white people from being racist cunts. They'd just invent some other reason to be racist.
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago 2
@charlotteBraillie Black people can't catch a break no matter what we do. Some whites complain about the prevelance of violence in rap (not understanding the reasons why) but when a black person makes rap about dancing, some bitch about that. A black person gets into a good college and career, some blame Affirmative Action while knowing nothing about the person's achievements/qualifications. A black person contributes to technology and science, some don't want to admit and/or recognize it.
HybridD91 5 months ago
@HybridD91
I agree. Some people think affirmative action is about giving minorities a break despite their academic achievements. What they forget, is how many under achieving white guys are admitted into college because of nepotism or politics or wealth. How else do you explain George W Bush, who clearly has difficulties spelling his own name, was ever admitted into university?
charlotteBraillie 5 months ago
@charlotteBraillie I love how you are being racist and trying to pass it off as "just pointing out someone else is racist" you really are a nigger
MegaFresheggs 5 months ago
@MegaFresheggs
No, what you love is calling people 'nigger' for no apparent reason.
charlotteBraillie 5 months ago
i fucking love this black guy. black people vs niggas. hes right you know...unfortunately its mostly niggers in the world and not black people and we need more black people like chris rock and less niggas like the niggers in brooklyn, los angeles, memphis, etc
neodarkfall 6 months ago
@neodarkfall
Black people shouldn't be so concerned about so called 'niggas' giving them a bad name. You're judged as an individual, not as a race, and no reasonable person would ever hold you responsible for the misbehaviour of a group of people who happen to belong to your race. And I think your comment is appalingly racist, and here's why : you completely overlook the fact that there are just as many WHITE people around acting like cunts and giving white people a bad name.
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
@charlotteBraillie
We're not judged as individuals...we are judged as an entirety. Say some white guy breaks into someones house that person most likely will be like 'man some punk ass broke into my house this sucks." but if a black man breaks into their house they proly will say this "man some black ass nigger broke into my house." people know that blacks have built a rep for themselves for being criminals and thugs which is what chris rock is talking about.
neodarkfall 6 months ago
@neodarkfall
If that person was a racist cunt he might say that, yes. But don't let racist cunts make you paranoid about the image black people have in the US.
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
@charlotteBraillie
racist cunt my ass dude the image you speak of was created by your fellow black people. I mean fuck are we suppose to ignore that or somethin? If you dont want people to be paranoid about blacks then blacks need to do somethin about it like chris rock is doing. But blasting rap music, talking like a high school drop out and all that other typical shit does not do anything good for your reputation
neodarkfall 6 months ago
@neodarkfall
Yes, I do think you're supposed to ignore it. There's always gonna be racist and sexist cunts, but there's also alot of white people who are appalled by racism and men who are appalled by sexism.
And again: why focus on black high school drop outs as if there's no such thing as white high school drop outs?
On an unrelated note : as flattered as I am that you take me for a black man, the only music I 'blast' is Wagner.
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
16 ppl are niggas
Moldyish 6 months ago
i bet the 16 dislikes were the "media"
noisyengle2136 7 months ago
@bitchniggaspussy..... talking big behind your computer haha. If you see a black man on the street you probably wouldn't say anything. Like I said: ANONYMOUS HERO!! You should have been born in Germany somewhere around 1930 they would have shot you in WW2. I'll go eat a banana with my friends now and listen to the Wu Tang Clan :)! You go jerk off to Hank Williams and stick a carrot in you redneck ass. You're probably 16 and work @ McDonalds for a black man named Clarence who's your manager haha
stinush 7 months ago
@bitchniggaspussy ... go put on a Hank Williams record you ignorant ass motherfucker. Join an Arian brotherhood and move your asses to the northpole. I'm probably whiter than you are but at least I'm living in 2011 and my though process has evolved since the 60's you motherfucker.
stinush 7 months ago
FUCKing nergo nigger I hate black niggers They sucking dix! XD!
azarem147 7 months ago
LMFAO
Historicutuber 7 months ago
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BLACK = SCUM
-If you want to starve a coon, hide his food stamps in his work boots.
-If you never want to see a coon again, tell him he's gonna be a father.
lkc109 7 months ago
what he was saying was so right being smart in the black community is look down on. being dumb and going to jail is cool .us as black people got shit fucked up
jeffnfoxylady1 7 months ago
im white and i loled :3
grimreaper082 7 months ago
I mean really.. I have been watching clips of this certain show he did, and he sounded really cynical and angry.
It is still funny, especially the part where he talks about people getting high.
myquill23 7 months ago
You ain't never met no Martin Luther da King!
mickdukes 7 months ago
So true tho!
IndiBoo002 7 months ago
The media got me for 250 last week.... bastards!
minigini613 7 months ago
first!!!!
468duke 7 months ago
niggers
mcskategroup 7 months ago
I have been stashing my money in books for years. It is still there.
JKBBMF 8 months ago
i DONT KNOW THT SHIT KEEPING IT REALLLLL!!!
nykballaz 8 months ago
this answer is wrong, because i didn't look it up, but perhaps, ziambie? (don't fault my spelling, fault the wrong answer)
kght222 8 months ago
this shit is so true omg
VBH130 8 months ago
16 people are niggahs
Historian1998 8 months ago
bevaer niggah
trendykids88 8 months ago
16 people are fuckwits
MrMartinferry 9 months ago
HE's the best
wemusttry 9 months ago
white man makes a weapon uses it and sells it police doesnt do ANYTHIN
black man SAYS ''weapon'' 20 years prison
branko2301 9 months ago
@branko2301 umm thats not true. good try you ignorant fuck donkey
Minkar 9 months ago
@branko2301 if it makes you feel better my brother is in prison for holding an illegal weapon, and hes white.
stuckontheline 8 months ago
SO WHAT BITCH!!!
nykballaz 9 months ago
Micheal Scott does it better
LaxRatBra 9 months ago
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Imagine if a white person said any of that shit!
omenroc1 9 months ago
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rowannealistair 10 months ago
@keepingitreal15 i agree with you that blacks care too much about race.... and the self hatred but maybe not the other stuff.....
billythefreewilly81 10 months ago
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i love black people... i hate niggers ..... simple as that.
billythefreewilly81 10 months ago
i usually hate chris rock but this is great. i feel the same way i love black people but i hate niggaz. i'm glad to know some black people feel the same.
baker51516 10 months ago 24
@baker51516 amen to that!
TrentH190 9 months ago
@baker51516 gtfoh. nobody is lookin for ya approval
emptycell 8 months ago
@emptycell ....whats the fuck is your problem..I just said i love black people?? see YOU are the "nigga" he is talking about...
baker51516 8 months ago
@baker51516
I don't know anything about the US or black people to be honest, but he seems to claim that every burglary, every mugging, every riot is caused by BLACK criminals. He overlooks the fact that criminals and troublemakers come in EVERY colour. I'm sure he knows that too, he's just generalizing here for comic effect.
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
@baker51516 you hate chris rock becuse hes talking about u here u bitch ass nigga
bosanaczauvjek 6 months ago
@baker51516 hold on . . . .u just now knowin that????? white people hate their white faggots( not sayin that they're faggots.) And there's no such thing as hating niggaz and loving black people. What if i said I hate Caucasians but i love white people. It doesn't make sense
08kct 6 months ago
@08kct Niggaz=black people who keep the steryotype of blacks being violent and uneducated going. Black people=educated blacks who break the steryotype and propel blacks in the the future.
baker51516 6 months ago
And Niggas have got to go!
Awesom!!
tpis469 10 months ago
absolutely brilliant!
mrbarneystinson100 10 months ago
the media does perpetuate black stereotypes more than anything .... LOL thats true the only thing i learned about black ppl in school was the we were slaves and not even MLK cause they assumed you knew that already
brionnakennedy 10 months ago
Chris Rock is one funny "Sparkling Wiggle".
JimbosliceLV 10 months ago
i live near a Martin Luther King. lol
ForeverFallingNight 10 months ago
Chris Rock is my all time fav stand up comedian. He seems to be a natural, and his laugh is just hilarious.
As mentioned, his comedy films are not really his forte.
LMT145 10 months ago
Chris Rock should just stick to stand up comedy....comedy films are not his speciality
nfgsum41 10 months ago
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Monkey comedian talking about his own monkey people. Now thats funny. o.0
Tarateesh 10 months ago
hey man i got my masters, oh so you my master now im suppoised to listen to yo punk ass fuck you nigga fuck you so what you got a masters so you the smarty art nigga lemme ask you this can you kick my ass?
cheepo888 10 months ago
Notice also he never makes any jokes about hispanics or asians he knows to make fun of blacks because he knows that most blacks tend to be animal like and won't ask questions later they'll just say "Black man make black joke It ok cuz he black too ha ha ha I never ever wonda why he never make fun of nobody but his own cuz I don't think. which is really ironic cuz chris rock is talking about BLACK IGNORANCE."
keepingitreal15 10 months ago
@keepingitreal15
another dumb ass comment from this butt plug....
jenjonmor 10 months ago
@keepingitreal15 man, shut the fxck up
WestAfricano 10 months ago
@keepingitreal15 YOU SHOULDNT HAVE CAME TO THIS VIDEO THEN DUMBASS jus like black people dont unerstand something white people do u dont understand black people just stay away dumb ass
nykballaz 9 months ago
No wonder black people are in so much debt today instead of saving money they enjoy spending money to watch a comedian mock them. Chris rock knows he can't patronize anyone else but the blacks because he knows who owns his black behind and I'll tell you who it's the WHITES. If white people boy cotted chris rock he would go down quicker than the titanic. Chris rock and Oprah winfrey stay on top because white people are paying for their houses etc. without white ppl chris would be nothing.
keepingitreal15 10 months ago
@keepingitreal15
what a stupid and arrogant comment...
jenjonmor 10 months ago
No wonder white people think we're stupid u have the comedians confirming it and tell me what other race of people would willingly PAY money to be insulted and laugh as their being made fun of? BLACK ppl are the only ones stupid enough to do that. Do white people make fun of their race? No because white people stick together and have true racial pride they wouldn't bash their own race just to get cheap laughs and money. Black ppl are obsessed with race it's so sad.Chris rock is a self hater.
keepingitreal15 10 months ago
@keepingitreal15 Oh, you the smarty art nigga, huh? You the smarty art nigga. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Can you kick my ass?
Xycester 9 months ago
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keepingitreal15 10 months ago
he right though
stopsayingmileyaslut 11 months ago
Sad truth is that black men are more likely to go to prison than college in America. Pretty sure that's still a fact.
borskyviolin 11 months ago
countin these rocks biatch!!
imthepresident101 11 months ago
I've watched every CR vid on youtube, and this is my favorite one
NKRDesmo 11 months ago
"A heap of niggers smells not unlike a graveyard after an earthquake."
-Mark Twain, the Great American Author
souldust119 11 months ago
@souldust119 Hehe, gotta' love Samuel Clemens. His analytical and absolutely devastating description of the Amerindian was pretty cool. Gandhi had some pretty bad things to say about Negros as well.
DehydratedManatee 11 months ago
lol i hate niggas too!
phattown213 11 months ago
Each black person actually has a lot of potential if isolated from other black people. They're intelligent, responsible, donate to charity, possess diversified portfolios, play golf, drink fine wine, get promoted to partnership managing director at Goldman Sachs... the works. In every rich neighborhood, there is exactly ONE black family. BUT, if you put a BUNCH of black people together, it forms an "infinite negative feedback mechanism", until they become poor, ignorant, and lazy. AKA niggas
darkjeshush 11 months ago 24
@darkjeshush YOU ARE RIGHT!
cupcakeangel365 11 months ago
@darkjeshush thats complete bullshit! what are you saying the "nigga gene" comes out of nowhere? It depends on what type of people you surround yourself with no matter what race. What your describing is mob mentality and that can happen with any race of people in dilapidated conditions.
tomoni84 11 months ago
@darkjeshush thats very true! I have got alot since I moved out of the ghetto.
marvymarv818 7 months ago
@darkjeshush That's not true. I live in a black suburb in MD with a lot of professional black people who are not lazy, poor or ignorant but well educated, financially responsible, socially active , etc. Chris Rock is talking about socially disadvantaged black neighborhoods but the dynamic of poor neighborhoods does not define the black community everywhere. And you statement is a very ignorant statement to put out there.
2Baiforev 6 months ago
@darkjeshush You mean that every African has the potential to integrate into white society and as long as we know our place and keep our numbers scarce enough to notice we can keep ourselves from revealing ourselves as sub-human mongrels.
addicted2anime359 6 months ago
@darkjeshush That's just stupid. I can't believe 23 people thumbs that up. That's like saying baby tigers can act like kittens if they are put with ONLY kittens. It's true but You're just pro-longing the steryotype that black people are vicious and ignorant and white people are pure, kind and innocent. So, you're saying if you put a black person with white people, they'll conform and become PURE like WHITES. Which is a lie because not all white people are pure...
letslaugh2gether4 6 months ago
@letslaugh2gether4 That just means at least 23 people came here looking for a laugh. Apparently you came here to read a random joke you did not enjoy, written by some random goofball from 5 months ago, allowing yourself to become annoyed. I mean come on, did you also think Black people actually make managing director at Goldman Sachs too? It's like 115 Jewish guys, 160 White guys, 4 Asian women, and 2 Indian guys from Britain.
darkjeshush 6 months ago
@darkjeshush So, if you're the random goofball and you know it's ignorant, you should take that off before people actually start to believe that crap and walk around claiming that Black people should just comform if they want to be accepted.
letslaugh2gether4 6 months ago
1.2.4.5
jonjon3479 11 months ago
Anyone notice that he used the Colorado Rockies logo for the background piece on the stage ?
Church6397 11 months ago
@Church6397 babe, that's his initials, they're in most of his shows in different colors and fonts,are you SURE it's the logo and not a coincidence?
shanythianlea 11 months ago
@shanythianlea I get that its his initials but its the same exact font and layout that the MLB Rockies use
Church6397 11 months ago
the so called n*gg*r is purely a product of so-called Progressivism... whose motive has NEVER been to help anyone but the elites.
mouser98k 11 months ago