Deleted "Twilight" Sex Scene

[lushcosmetics101]

this is fucking hillarious

[Feeltheh8]

BUTT SEX

[FinalConflict99]

girl "i gotta condom"

eddy "hisses! No! I want to give you aids"

[kirikagure]

That was way better than the movies.

[xxArmesxx]

how easy girls are manipulated haha

[5zaide]

the vampires in that movie hearts dont beat so their blood does not flow so they can't have erections so yeah all you teenage girls you CAN'T suck it

[MrWaseeq]

fuck you collegehumor

[meganc298]

That was freakin hilarious! Awesome job. (Really people, I gotta love twilight, whether you do or not have a sense of humor)

[TheJenna193]

Dear Everyone,

Vampires, whether Fiction or Real or whatever, are DEAD. Therefore, having sex with a vampire makes you a necrophiliac.

Sincerely,

I Win.

[Dotje4ever]

This guy talks EXACTLY like robert pattinson.

[themishkin]

Not enough awkward pauses.

[ThatsMeInsideYou]

this was gayy sorry............ freaksss =\

people gotta stop hating on twilight! its not gonna help anybody if u show ur hatred...

[p3nathan]

@ThatsMeInsideYou Firstly, gay doesn't mean lame. Secondly, it's a piss take yes, but not a hate vid, there is a difference.

[ThatGirlYouKnow212]

Dear Fiction,

Since you "Tryed" to copy Logic, I decided to "Copy" you. Vampires are dead creatures who were made up by people, like you. Vampires don't have blood, so it's kinda hard to know what you are having sex with a human, (Vampire) Instead their cold, so you bascitaly doing it with a "Doll"

Sincerely,

That girl who copied you

[barfobulator]

@tina2dicks

Dear Logic,

Vampires are immortal undead monsters that subsist entirely on blood. If you don't have any objections to that, you forfeit the right to object to their having sex with mortals. Better luck next time.

Sincerely,

Fiction

[InlovewithTheater]

Well I mean at least the sperm wouldn't be alive.

[InlovewithTheater]

@tina2dicks also they are dead so they don't have any sperm, and cannot produce children. Also logic.

[Jiblet415]

@InlovewithTheater Tell that to book #4

[Mysteriio007]

Pedophile Edward :\

[JustLikeTheOtherDay]

FAAAKEE!! This is sooo fake, Bella has too many emotions

[RedScrier]

lol Sam was recording XD

[HDTVGamePlay]

@tina2dicks lol if u use logic in movies, then u cant watch any of them, wheres ur logic now? duh

[toremindthose]

@tina2dicks If vampires can't have erections, then how does Dracula ASS RAPE Twilight?

[ADINSANE]

@tina2dicks doesnt mean u cant tap a female vampire

[doggirl6]

wow people debate over the erection thing when vampires do not exist in the 1st place. Debate on imaginary penis.lol Yeah them running super fast, having super strength&being to read minds that's OK but vamp. erection oh no you went to far that impossible. lmfao. Just a wasted debate.I like twilight &found this video amusing so what?I also like books like crime&punishment & movies ex.The Godfather. Ant-twi fans don't tell people not to like it and twi-fans don't force people to like it. I don't.

[suzy1407]

@doggirl6 You know, your right. I always didn't like Twilight, but recently started watching movies. Vampires do NOT exist so therefore is all imaginary. One can think vampires in any way, its all correct. But the logic still remains, anything dead cannot have an erection, or move. Yet vampires have strength, durability, and speed so why NOT an erection?

[doggirl6]

@suzy1407 Yeah I know about the dead and erections I know that logic. lol

I just don't try to but logic behind things that are fantasy or not real. Vampires have changed through out the years the very first notion of vampires were that they were hideous like Nosferatu not beautiful. Everyone has their favorite type of vampire and that's ok. My fav is the Nosferatu kind of vampire. I Hate when people explain why they like a book or movie bcuz someone is cute or Hot. It annoys me.

[monroe8598]

Now turn around, so we can have butt sex.

[buffy185]

This should have been a scene in the second twilight movie, maybe more people would show up.

[Sh3llyl0sth3rm1nd]

Uh... Bella's a little too smart in this.

[krammepower10]

He looks like Ryan dungey

[loveislovely123]

you guys he is made of stone so he is hard all the time!

[dandrayger24]

turn around and ill give u a butt sex :) haaha!!

[TaeKwonDoMan71]

Edward is such a dirty perv, trying to find excuses for anal XD

[Mapleshadetwp]

I vant to suck your butt

[PurpleM70]

I always thought this but I just rolled with it. It's science fiction

[sharkevil30001]

1:17 hahahaha

[godsbbf]

still not as gay as twilight

[geitmetsik]

Top comments spoil it.

[RubleWalker]

lol mormons and vampires are the same, with the butt sex and all

anyway lol I cant wait to see part2 of breaking dawn :P

Ill be one of the first to see this Nov 18th at the Pinnacle up in Knoxville :)

I just won tickets i thought yall might be interested

bit(dot)ly/qlLbVC

[MrRccava]

Where the fuck is heather when you need her!?!?!

[MaddieMusic42]

That guy is too sexy

[savannahribeiro]

There's ... uh... enigmas too complicated for humans to understand ;) lol

[zombietts712]

this is a human edward lol

[thatgirl425]

he has a boner because of the adrenaline rush duh!! lmao!! totally normal ;)

[SonyaKano]

HAhaha! I hate Twilight, but this is fucking hilarious!

[Jaguar7444]

his erection was provided by rigor mortis.

[TheGandeloft]

The dude really looks like robert pattison

[TheGandeloft]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

They just put an airpump ain his pisspump.

[ily04eve0and0always]

IN THE SEARCH BOX, TYPE IN KOKO AND TOOTSIE, DOGS PLAYING- IT IS VERY CUTE

[clanOT]

i think this is fake

[tvuong62]

no sex boooooooooooooooo

[thedurdur101]

lmao. XD this is so stupid that its hilarious.

[expIorer5148]

it's called anal....

[doeboifresh831]

8======>

[IcryTearsOfBlack]

@doeboifresh831 oh thts nice:P lol

[MrHi0000]

The woman playing Bella showed way too much emotion for this to be even remotely accurate.

[batmanownsyourass]

@MrHi0000 You'd be the expert.

[AcrylicOcelot]

The blood vampires consume is what runs through their blood vessels, I don't know what is the case with sparkly fairies though.

[EVANEVANEVANEVANYEAH]

Is that a camera?

Shit.

[angelmouse432]

@TheJDawgz Are you a retard??

[expIorer5148]

@TheJDawgz you can still get STDs from any sex without a condom.

[NoobTwinz5]

@TheJDawgz Are you stupid?

[keyofallworlds]

wtf watz butt sex is it doggie style?

[billiejoe21JOS]

@keyofallworlds ... don't think ur old enough to watch this

[keyofallworlds]

@billiejoe21JOS y u say that?

[zeropro15]

explore eachother's flesh

[jockstrappers]

hottest. bella. ever.

[lakobause]

1:14 what does he have extreme latex allergies or something?

[bilge4eva]

It's scary how much he looks like Edward....lolz

[ashleimilligan93]

Moral of the story is: Vampire men are just as desperate to have sex as human men are.

[SabaMoss]

Till about 1:47, it seemed like something I have heard one Christian woman lecture my friend about (ie.no condom, butt sex being more pure etc). 

[RineGal]

@SabaMoss o.O

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

BUTT SEX!

[TtotheYinthemorning]

@Esmeralda5278 its called a parady

[Esmeralda5298]

Wtf dizz ain't twiliqht

[RineGal]

@Esmeralda5298 No shit Sherlock!

[SheNoob087]

@Esmeralda5298 boy are you dumb or something? Do you not know a parody when you see one?

[MrMyname2100]

u care doggie stytle

[JOHNPRESTON782]

hahaha! this is classic!

[v44forme1]

Be careful of the choices you make in life, over 50,000 children are killed in satan rituals each year.

Look to stats

Ted Gunderson, former FBI knows

[mcstories]

WHO IS THE ACTOR?

[KatieNicole1313]

What is it with guys and butt sex?

[189Ely]

@KatieNicole1313 we gusta.

[tiamta]

@KatieNicole1313 same thing that is with guys and tight pussys. sorry im that blunt. my sisters ex told me that all guys like a tight feeling.

[Grooverfc]

@KatieNicole1313 Hah, I agree, it's kinda gay.

[ayaanl13]

hilarious

[Anglaiserocker13]

Yay pity sex!

[thehatterschild]

LAWL.

[jBiRdisAwSoMe]

Lol I luv dis B===D

[veldross1]

Lol that condom is his kryptonite.

[nomnoms562]

Fuck

[MattDragoran]

LOL

[TheMinxTail]

832 fangirls were expecting hot, underacted action.

[cutefun100]

Did he say BUTT SEX?! O_o

[asantos97]

@cutefun100 why yes, yes he did. I believe he said it 3 times to be exact.

[cutefun100]

@asantos97 O_o thats disturbing

[driftkidd94]

shout out directions if you got any!

[spartanbin]

Bella: Edward, you're a vampire right?

Edward: Yes love.

Bella: So there's no blood running in your veins.

Edward: That's right love.

Bella: So then you can't have an erection.

Edward: O_O

[edge384]

@spartanbin i saw that on damn lol

[Myquestion100]

@spartanbin LOL!!!!!

[osnapitzchrissi]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!! now i feel like grabbing my boyfriend right now as a suprise. but hes reading this as im typing....

[Mslovesroses]

"You're right - I'm a tortured beast!"

"Oh, shut up!"

Hahahahhaha, that was so funny!!!

[veldross1]

"Is that a camera?"

"Shit uh..."

LOL!

[n4ankit]

y it is not deleted from youtube?

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

we're puttin on a one man show xD

[SwaggGoesDeff]

ROFLMFAOOOO

[care2much2]

wow, butt sex....

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you like Deleted "Twilight" Sex Scene

[12Metaman]

You do know he can't get a boner, right? No blood flow.

[woahXgirl94]

@12Metaman Havent you seen true blood? It's all electrical. ;)

[PhilosopherGaming]

@12Metaman this is why buffy vampires are far superior,,,they could actually screw (and then theres the fact that they werent sissy school boys who tinkled in the sun...well they kind of twinkled i guess,,,but that might just be the initial embers as they catch fire and die)

[heroineadict]

@12Metaman They also don't sparkle in the sunlight normally or have the ability to have a child, but twilight turned everything stupid as shit. Just think of twilight vampires as blood drinking, sparkly humans with X-men super powers.

[sesamecherub]

"You're disgusting"

"You're right. I'm a tortured beast!"

LOL!

[jasmine4633]

"U see my friend heather is coming over and she's really into some kinky shit"

[RockerFilms94]

Vampire's don't have blood so how can they get an erection?? :O

[TwilightHostGirl2]

1:17 *hiss* NO!

lmao

[JOHNPRESTON782]

LMAO

[TishTinyTroll]

Edward's obviously a mermaid :)

[DaveFeinComedy]

FMIII....kay

[poop3897]

wow this is add then paste

[frostyfirez]

Is that a camera?

Shit

[chewycrayola]

LOL why would he need a condom when they're doing anal anyways?



[mirto959595]

@chewycrayola diseases?

[solosunbeam]

@chewycrayola

HIV prevention moron!

[ShadowVampireFTW]

@chewycrayola ignore the people, it's only if either one of you aren't infected and make sure you clean yourself afterwards.

[fruit017]

why does this dude look like John Mayer?

[Andrewishere69]

I'm a (straight) guy, and I would totally have sex with Robert Pattinson.. >_>

[MrDarknessForever]

@Andrewishere69 Then your not a straight guy. >.>

[megajackify]

Since vampires don't have heart beats, they can't get their d*ck up.

[TokiZecata]

@megajackify Good point...

[wychoi2003]

"it looks like we are putting on one man show" LOL

[IxAMxLAWLIET]

"You're right, I'm a tortured beast!"

"Oh shut up!

lol I died laughing

[ghty102]

i lawld

[YesImDeidara]

I have a friend name heather and she died when she saw this.

[MrAlirazamalik]

fairy,,,,,,,,,,,, my foot

[RazorbladeCandyVVV]

lmfao wow .

[Xmct15X]

lolll



[dreamtowngirl]

wow his voice does sound so much like edward's!!

[Rubsta0Absta]

WHO CAN'T SEE THAT THIS IS FAKE?

[hellojosie123]

Im 10 LMAO o.o

[mspacman94]

shit, that man looks like john mayer.

[dannysmith12386]

If jakes the dog i thaught he'd want it diggy style...

[ArcaneMage54k]

Now I remembered from where I know Edward!He's the guy in whose ass we stick the christmas tree!It was so obvious...

[DoomClaw2]

lmao wtf this is so funny

[TheMisterKibe]

I've just became a vampire.

[ff2paladin]

815 people put on a one-man show

[liquidpromises]

The girl acting in this is way better than the girl they actually cast as Bella.

[Vleader001]

@liquidpromises Bella as a character is boring, not Kristen Stewart as Bella. Stewart did a pretty good job.

[Th3NoButt3r]

Because my friend Katelynn's coming over, and she's into some kink shit.

[thuanthienkiem]

0:29 "If we have butt sex, I can control my primal thirst" LOLz, I cant stop laughing

[rockinrollgirlyhea]

who is this hot guy?

[rocklife86]

Hot guy

[knittingqueen67]

Anyone notice how these "hot" guys seem to be attracted to a girl thats frigid, boring, and has no personality to speak of? xDD

[forrj131]

hahaha this is hilarious! :D

[thisisaakash]

madarchod sex to kar

[Sinisterene]

808 people put on a one man show

[xAzNxDekix]

Condom - Vampire replant 

[lolza1598]

Lol.... This is hilarious.... :D

[shitmantit]

lollollolololol