Ross Noble - Randomist (1/12)

[mrstarranthightopp]

5 people have lasses in their eye

[skozy2]

Today I discovered that attempting to eat a banana while watching Ross Noble is potentially the second most difficult/messy activity ever.

Second, to soup, as I discovered yesterday.

[10douglase]

Haha! 7:00 hilarious!

[10douglase]

I've got tickets to see him there in November.

[MrCabbens]

Jonathan Davis if he was from Europe

[GoogleKate]

He's like a northern Noel Fielding.

[tazzerz1763]

@GoogleKate

two of my favourite comedians rolled into one XD

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

@90ted09 Under a rock, apparently

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

@90ted09 Yeah, you read that right. Ross Noble is far superior to all American comedians.

[StephanSandiares]

@LeafDaughterofAuron Well, living ones that is.

[BlueWingedMeerkat]

Don't sit at the front when Ross Noble's around!

[NickyLess]

@BlueWingedMeerkat Don't sit? Totally try for the front seats. You become part of the show, it's amazing :) You wonder what lifestyle "backstory" he'll give ya :)

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

never be late for one of Ross's shows lol

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

Ross Noble is my new favourite comedian.

[Cerbeius]

@LeafDaughterofAuron Same here :D

[coreyfraser7]

FRINGE!!!!!!!!!!

[safc112RS]

This man would officially be the funniest person ever to get stoned with.... no doubt about it!

[radgrin]

he repeats the leper noise... he's not very good with finding a new noise....

[Akarkwow]

The, err...

[ezalburez]

When does he get funny?

[thelonewalker1]

@ezalburez it depends on your tolerance for absolutle random bullshit

[MrTacoDrive]

FRINGE!!!!

[MsHorseygal09]

I come from the same town as him= crammlington :D

[moggmatou]

@MsHorseygal09

you got a unicycle too?

[MsHorseygal09]

@moggmatou

yeah, and I can also juggle crocadiles while tap dancing and singng in russian.

[Annoying1234567]

FRINGE!!!

[jewelrox]

I love it how when you watch hiim you sit there waiting for something like a point to the story or for him to start doing something in particular but it never ever happens. But you still leave with big smiles and completely satisfied regardless.

[ramboacdc]

1:20 FRINGE!

[LockyRabbetts]

I wish I could of gone to school with ross noble. Would of made it that much more enjoyable.

[DeanMalenko]

@LockyRabbetts and maybe you would HAVE learned to write HAVE instead OF "of"

[LockyRabbetts]

@DeanMalenko

Oh, you're one of them people who stoop down a level to scout peoples comments for grammer mistakes. Sorry captain Alphagrammer, It won't happen again.

Loser.

[DeanMalenko]

@LockyRabbetts I'm absolutely no grammar nazi and I make mistakes myself.. but deliberately writing "of" instead of "have" is something I just can't understand.. Thanks

[ritorno100]

@DeanMalenko

Have you never heard of dialect? Shock horror - sometimes it's not gramatically correct.

[bassLAIFE]

@LockyRabbetts *THOSE people

*grammAr

*no need to capitalise the i in 'it's' after a comma.

:)

[GreatWhiteBrow]

@bassLAIFE Heil Grammatik.

[catknight667]

I'M IN LOVE.

[xxsteweyxx]

.....ill fuck off den lol

[joshingledew]

7:18 he gets completely blanked so he changes the subject by shouting "there was a horse at the monument" genius man

[joshingledew]

FRINGE!!!!

[YerMum123]

His improvisation skills are second to none.

[MayoFail]

Ross Noble is so much better than Lee Evans it's not even funny!

[DeeJayBounce]

Wow, in that case I do NOT want to see Lee Evans.

[tomorocko]

Saw him tonight and he was brilliant. Ross you are the best living comedian :)

[manurace616]

I was advised to watch this guy. He is absolutely shit! Not funny at all, check out Lee Evans he is a genius hilarious better than this shit!!!

[Itsaliarromeo]

@manurace616 How can you not find him funny? What bit isnt funny?

[DeeJayBounce]

Like, ehm, ALL of it?

[ComedyLove28]

@manurace616 if you call acting like a 4 year old with ADHD funny, then yes he is hilarious...

[tomorocko]

@manurace616

Your talking rubbish. Lee Evans is a sweating, swearing uncomfortable comedian to watch. We are all entitled to our own views but he is not shit. When you see him live your whole view on him will change. I saw him tonight and I couldn't stop laughing. If you like a man like Lee Evans who is not intelligent enough comically so has to cover everything with the F word then I can see. Just give Noble a good run and you will really get into him :)

[GreatWhiteBrow]

@tomorocko Forget a good run. Give him one word and that's his whole act sorted.

[BlackFalcon269]

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[IxLovexNoelxFielding]

Going to see him next friday the 15th CAN'T WAIT

[BlackFalcon269]

@IxLovexNoelxFielding was it a good show?

[IxLovexNoelxFielding]

@BlackFalcon269 Absoultly amazing so funny i got to meet him after :).

[SeeMeTrollinUH8in]

FRINGE!!!!!!

[Ashl3yRul3s]

Seeing him in October can't bloody wait ! ^^ :D

[IxLovexNoelxFielding]

@Ashl3yRul3s SAME

[ZenzeroCAM1995]

hes wearing pyjamas. what a legend and hes the best comedian ever!!!

[K9Negative]

I wonder if people who get motion sickness can even watch him

And he looks like he put make up on to look that pale. Looks like a vampire.....in a good way.

[twitch105]

fringe!!

[spartasbutterfly]

hes hot and amazing!

[BasilGirlGillyRox]

woah he doesnt stop moving

[AlmostCanid]

does he have a script?? ^^

[KingMingus]

@AlmostCanid Yeah. It says in stars, '*TALK ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS IN EXTREMELY FUNNY WAY*', and that's what he does. :).

[MissPsychoB]

I have a new addition to my list of favorite comedians. This guy. :)

[morbels]

BRILLIANT !

[TOMBOY2218]

BEST COMEDIAN EVER.

that is all that needs to be said

[scrib001]

A HORSE AT THE MONUMENT!? :O

[TomKFK253]

i love these ... the views start off at like 40+ thousand then as the videos go along the numbers dwindle ....

[hellbirdsflight]

bit . ly/jerku

[shiningkira]

Doesn't that orange stuff remind you of the old Nickelodeon logo?

[pwninator345]

this guy is amazing at just rambling about random crap and still being incredibly funny

[Written256]

Does Noble have brown or black hair?

[mancuniangurl]

@Written256 dark brown

[pastrychef1985]

His recent appearance on HIGNFY was the best the show's been in years, watch it!

[TheCutiepie17]

i like owls...

[Wardog261291]

one of the best comedians on the planet!!!

[miertjie94]

love this guy

[mongolianape]

nice intro

[andy3050]

1:35 FRINGE

[tehDave08]

FRINGE!!!!!

[Random22222y]

LOL Ross is like me, coz he digs himself into a hole he can't get out of lol.

[J0yfull1]

@Random22222y yer i'm like that too! lol :D ross noble's hilarious! :)

[BraydonSzafranski]

You all thumb-down a guy who said, 'fuck this cunt can talk some shit about nothing'... which is actually exactly true. That is Ross Noble's genius.

[JsvartkorpJ]

@BraydonSzafranski

You sir are win :)

[Random22222y]

I agree with you there mate!

[horrabletypoe]

@BraydonSzafranski Perhaps they objected to the foul language. Those fuckers.

[kamikaze111222]

@BraydonSzafranski Your absalutely right, he's like McGyver with words

[RandomBeveridgeX]

lmao BEST DVD I'VE EVER BOUGHT TBH.

[permian88]

this is brilliant, most comedians have planned jokes to tell but all of this was pure improvisation the mark of a true genius!

[2000Maedchen]

Oh, I just wanna marry him. ^^

[kieranreilly619]

Il fuck off lol

[LBPgamer95]

FRINDGE!!

[screamotrance]

lol

[Eurofighter2499]

7:03 HAHAHAHA bril

[bananachip33]

One month since I commented apparently and I still do not have one of those awesome orange things at my front door. I will get one some day... For now I have to be content with balloons. It's better than nothing but still not one of those awesome orange things.

[glebber]

just get an easyJet plane to crash near your place and don't clean up.

:]

[bananachip33]

Haha MAS ;D

*whistles* Oi! EasyJet! Crash over here please!

[14kip]

no outher comedian can pull off ross nobles material . the mans genius.

[Richie95Metallica]

i luv how ross is so easily side tracked, he's gone from growing ur hair into a hood all the way to a rabbi dispensing religious scripture to ppl in the street

bananachip33 that sounds exactly like sumthin ross wud say himself!

[bananachip33]

I am still amazed by that big orange splodge on the stage beside ross. How cool is that thing!! How awesome would it be if that was stuck to your front door. Hehehehe, I just imagined that. cool. I want one!!!!!

[muzikscud23]

lmao FRINGE!!!!!!!

[alicesoph]

Frick I love Ross Noble. x

[JimGrim90]

That was amazing the way it started like some sort of cult thing.

[soundasleepx]

I'm actually gonna steal him I really am

[heismykryptonite]

@soundasleepx not if i steal him first!

[googlyboom]

ill fuck off then :P:P:P

[BeibaAX]

FFFRRRIIINNNGGGEEE!

[thechubbman]

i saw him in ipswich and he talked to my mate who had massive frizzy hair, it was hilarious

[william1theguitarwah]

yeh i saw that one on youtube

[thechubbman]

where

[DressUpAndKillTheTV]

I have a FRINGE which I hope he comments on when I see him Saturday. So damn excited =D Why has everyone started talking about BB by the way?

Bit of an insult to Ross's geeeenius!

[musicsthelife]

thats great Ill F**k off them

[XxHaveHopexX]

FRINGE!!!! love it =]

[wolfio123]

sideyburns

[martinandrews587]

went to see show in t wells 3 april best i have seen.AIDS anyone?

[xdoodahhx]

is it just me or is the sound on this awful?

[james9408]

the sound is fine for me....must just be u then lol

[charljenky29]

It's just you.

[charljenky29]

Or just your computer.

[Stufromcodename]

Seeing him in my town on March 19th :D

[Wolf2k7Man]

how woz the show?

[mellielli]

I lived in Scotland for a while, didn't know it was forbidden to wear your hood up inside, and got some security guard coming to me telling me to put mine down! Is it really such a problem in Britain?! In Finland you're allowed to wear what you will...

[itchytriggerfingers]

Ive lived in Scotland all my life, never once have i been stopped from wearing a hoodie!  Maybe you look dodgy/suspicious :o

[mellielli]

I must admit it was at Jenners, so I guess they might be a bit paranoid there... I may look like a poor student but I don't think I look THAT suspicious...

[xdoodahhx]

It's just so the cctv cameras can see your face. If someone's got their hood up and steals something then they won't get caught.

[mellielli]

I figured that was what it was for but still it seems a bit... overprotective. Anyway I hate the idea there are cameras everywhere recording our every movement. Who wants to watch Big Brother when we're all living it?

[mellielli]

Not just kind of... it's real proper scary. A few more years and they'll have forced us all to get microchips under our skin to keep track of our movements. All in the name of 'security'. And yet we've never felt less secure. Oops sorry this is turning into a political pamphlet, I do apologise, and for the sake of holding onto youtube traditions my final words will be 'fuck' 'shit' and 'lol'.

[stonermanpigbird]

My question is why would anyone want to watch Big Brother PERIOD!

[mellielli]

Touché.

[littlelaurabenson]

FRINGE! haha can wait to see him in april

[randommusicgal]

I'm going to see him in March 09 as a late Xmas present :D:D:D:D:D

(:

[afro10k]

wait was the tents and that not the german thing that they do every year?

[XxLozzlesxX]

I must admit ive never been in City Hall, was ment to to see Trivium but I didnt go.

[astralr3v0luti0n]

wise decision...lol

[XxLozzlesxX]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[DunkleArie31]

love it XD!!!

[adierolfe]

ross rocks