Breasticles

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

How is this funny?

[xxcxhxexlxsxexaxx]

i saw the "thank you for letting me borrow your boobies chelsea" and (my name is chelsea) im like "I dont remember consenting to this. . . "

[Chrissy770]

I remember when there was no add on this video..

[NootyNought]

fuck that was weird... I heard my name was like :O...

[zombiemuffinsarekool]

haha i should start hiding my boobies

[henf5671]

the jb ad is also super gay.

[henf5671]

this is gay. i was expecting a hot chick.

[greeneyedmisaki]

0:45 eeeeeep =D

[affinity1601]

The only reason I watch your videos is to see your eyes.

They're fucking mesmerizing.

[PunkychipsAhoy15]

HOLY SHIT U ARE SO FUKIN SEXY I WANNA MARRY UR FACE AND MAKE BABIES WITH IT!!!!

[Damnorwegian]

I would go to the Swifty school. Because then I would learn a lot of... Absolutely NOTHING!

[ScreamingAtCheese]

I call them chesticles

[jblovergirl99]

HAHAHA!!! Happened to me today!!

[Kaitlyn0299]

<3 matt!

[DoshUnScripted]

I like my word better....

"BOOB-A-KINS"

[MUDDIGGERS104]

lol no wonder my guy friends could NEVER concentrate when i wore tank tops and low cut shirts to school and we would talk. Lol

[essej217]

chelsey is a sexy beast 1:43

[greenday2themax]

everyone of my friends are guys and I only see them during school...barely sometimes. And my school has a dress code and the shirt is loose but smallish and the jumper is loose. And none of my friends would ruin the conversation if we didn't have a dress code...at least I hope not because....well, I would just go to the bathroom. It would be fucking awkward.

[FluffyCat5550125]

awww i love you accent !

[DanielD1212]

haha i sometimes say chesticals cuz there balls on you chest but for girls hahahaha

[nothing4224]

what the fuck was the fucking song at the beginning bitch motherfucker?? thanks

[SpyroCynderSparx]

@nothing4224 Christ, girl, you cuss too much.

[CyberCopStatePolice]

what is thepoint of this video?

[darrenshanluver]

@CyberCopStatePolice to be funny..duh

[Crazybuttlazy]

I'ma punch u in d kisser you lill weasel

[Skiffee]

A piece of shit IS funnier than Fred.

This guy, sadly, wasn't funnier than Fred in this video.

[cammiegreengoalie]

Woahhhhh I actually learned something!!

[Alarr11741]

Thumbs up if you paused at 2:13

[goavrilrules]

awwe! lol :)

[bileeckh]

I only like the first 17 seconds of this bullshit.

[Bamitskiera]

u dumb pice of shit GET A LIFE

[XOXON1kk1]

I don't wanna have an intellectual conversation with a guy I wanna make out with him

[TheSOurSweetGOne]

thanks for the advice..

[JDMOOTYERNUT]

aw jesus fuck, i hope you die.

[ssfreakkk]

@JDMOOTYERNUT me too

[halieccboo]

penis :D

[RaRaBillKaulitz]

I MEANT YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

[mairava1996]

her name was jealousy? thats my exes name. I thought she was the only one. lol Im serious though

[AuqaBlue69]

@mairava1996 umm he said Chealsea lmfaoo

[mairava1996]

@AuqaBlue69 Lolz oops. speaking of that im talking to her now. shes such a bitch lol

[AuqaBlue69]

@mairava1996 ahahahahha how?

[mairava1996]

@AuqaBlue69 She just starts yelling and insulting me for no reason. lol

[thebluechimp]

keep those things put away maam....

[rockandrollwithcream]

my conversation B would be like this: Shit Fuck those boobies are hot!

[merbearandfrogluver]

so girls wat did we learn today? if u wanna hav an intelllectual convo wit a guy keep ur ta tas tiddys boobs boobies breasticles covered

lmao

[confusedtophats]

@xVANAmania I agree! ! !

[Mawok666]

oh sheet i better hide my breasticles ._.

[LuckyStarLover123]

wow she looks like a hoe bag.

[DiFFiCuLTKeNNY]

omg sweet rack. you better be hittin that matt.

[keedur]

haha breasticles.... *i wish i had some =o... i didnt say that

[xVANAmania]

Slutty slutty. I cant stand girls like that. All boobs hangin out. LOL

[HxCxKxJustyn]

@xVANAmania i can stand them.

[karate4ev1]

whats itelectual mean - i spelled that wrong i hope you know what it says- its that big word you said

[WeekendWarrior126]

No, I actually learn't somthing this time. Chelsea's breasticles are awesum.

[jesscbaby]

lmfao great video, i love it!

[WhenBadGuysTakeOver]

lol, that explains everything

[GirtopolisArashiki]

lol

[ieatyellow]

2:33

???

[isaaclover007]

ya but if us gurls hav them covered some guys wouldnt talk to us at all

[Logistics43]

So you're saying if I exposed my dick it's possible girls woul;d want to talk to me more? I'm going to walt around with an exposed boner saying "Happy boner time talk to me" and all the girls will talk to me. - I'm sorry to say isaaclover007, but not all guys are interested in just boobs. In fact, I myself have a hard time talking to a girl who does have her tits exposed because then my weewee goes upup and my sentences get jumbled and I say things I shouldn't.

[ZairTheHedgehog]

Ok, so you WANT guys to just talk to you because of your boobs??? Because all you're gonna get are guys trying to hit you up and have sex with you.

[cumsniper]

wanker

[trylove]

lol tht was hilarious

[alleyluvsangel]

Hahaa, you motorboat em' matt. LOL you look so young in this video!

[metallicamaiden01234]

hhahah i love how u say those are so lovely lololo

[SillyPantsDimples]

Hahaha love it.

[kittycatlover2999]

lol

[heartsdesire456]

... you know, seeing "Thank you for letting me borrow your boobies Chelsea" ... is kinda creepy when your name is chelsea... and you have large boobs... its just wierd.

[Didzilla]

Large?

[funnybutscary75]

your way funnier than shanedawson

[anr12395]

id say theyre tied

i like the video of both of them

[xxemoboyzakxx]

@funnybutscary75 They Both Are Equal.

[britchic42]

@funnybutscary75 no way!!!!! id say shane's about 15% better

[APAR1CIO]

@funnybutscary75 wow i just found a idiot oh wait im also typing to the idiot

[shellybean101]

woaah she is really pretty(:

and um .

Motorboat ,

yeaah

fucking HILARIOUS -

oh god ,

swifty you are something alright :P

[PaigeTheMaige]

haha

no wonder i dont get eye contact when i talk to boys...and no words come out of their mouths but uh huh and yeah

[AyashiAi]

2:34-2:44 is so adorable. (:

[veronicachic]

i love you matty! <3

[75thSt]

You look so adorable at like 1:16

[fudgemonkey00]

i want the second pic

[coppercrazy09]

your hair is pretty:)

[winningtiger5]

conversation A: your eyes are beutiful

conversation B: BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

[undeaddk1]

guys learned something from that video............. we learned breasticles are awesome

[TheZeide]

he is saying guys learned nothing because Guys already know that...hopefully

[hiringacoroner]

thats just a givin

[babypoostar]

uhmm i guess i gotta change my wardrobe >.>...

no wonder why he always says huh when we talk....

[KCpeace1011]

lol that's funneh! but i guess kinda true! lol

[KunaiKnife96]

I think you have aids matt...

[nuclearnate]

would you rather watch fred?!

[hiringacoroner]

ur doin it wrong.. he is from alabama.

[InFamousJerkStars]

whasts tha name of that song its funny

plz some one tell me send meesage

[BikerRose94]

THAT GIRLS A SLUT!

[MrAlex1191]

Your tata's, your tities, your boobies, your breasticles.

[demonangel1595]

ladies what did we learn today?

if u want you conversations to be more intellectual (thats a big word)

then cover up ur tatas, ur titties, you boobies, your bresticles

[thecookiemonzter]

virgins are always so horny its fucking hilarious

[PookiePanda124]

Lol, boobs XD <3

[ladyXtramp]

haha dude youre so horny i love it

:))

[Thebadmeatball]

I lost it at the motorboat :)

[0dexterschick0]

Ladies, what did we learn today?

That all you have to do to get a guy to do what you want is to wear a low cut top......

which is good to know for the future ;)

[spudcanon93]

thats weird me and my friends refer to them as chesticles most of the time

[Orangerad2]

weird, i just call them boobs

[BriantheGhost]

bahahahha

[goalykid]

hey matt what are breaticles

[BethanyBain]

i have a lot of guy friends XD and this is an issue

O_o even when they are covered. if the shirt is too tight around the boobies. you've lost em XD

[0dexterschick0]

yep, its true, even if they say they just wanna be friends! its even worse when the guy is also dating another of your friends, cuz for some reason she blames YOU, not him!

[CJxSPRAYER]

boobies.

[TiffanyGiardinaFan1]

Lawls

[zbloodmoonxx]

uhhhh ok waaaaaaaaaattttttttttt

[creativexcreation]

booobs....@.@

Yeah, see, even if her chesticles were secure, I would be distracted...

[catalanc166]

hahahahah wow your so precious . :)

[mydarksidez]

i wonder if that door- accually i dont think u ever told us what that door behind you leads too~

i knoe, sounds weird~ but its in nearly all ur vids somebody had to mention it :P (hope u read this matt!)

[mrmeat94]

he does in one of the vidoes, ones a closet the other is door to the hall

[vivienknx3]

He told us it was a closet in one of his AskSwiftys, I believe.

[bribri1442]

He actually has opened both doors because people asked. . . ha ha. The one behind him is a closet and the one on the right is the hallway (if I'm thinking correctly. . . ha ha.)

[LANDSHARKKASAURUSS]

You are a fucking pervert ass hole ( the guy below me, I love Matt! ) What the fuck is wrong with you supermanbeast93, shut the fuck up and degrade women somewhere else/

[OliviaTotaly]

To LANDSHARKKASAURUSS;

i Don't think it's degrading at All, for a Dude to Like boobs. and Im A chick.

Its a compliment, Actually.

So chill.

[supermanbeast93]

i just paused the video at 2:13 for literaly 7 minutes

[cipher0]

I was just about to search back through the video for the boobies and then I saw your comment. Thanks.

2:13 here I come.

My mouth is watering.

[EmoGothLoserKiki27]

Mmm for someone who wants to sound smart you sure have a large Breast vocab. :] Yor sexy and Hilarious Good combo. :]

[randomnessgirl120]

U R HOT AND FUNNY AN SO COOL

[XxVampirePrincesssxX]

So he is right. i wore a shirt that did that & that what my friend spent most of the time talking about. ha (:

Awesome vid !!!! :D

[umm127]

u are way far more funneyer then fred

[francakesx]

a piece of shit is way more funnier than fred

[GretschDrummer12]

I like learning absolutely nothing!

[alleyluvsangel]

Matt! You got those pretty blue eyes! Wow! I just noticed that.... BTW girls cant keep their "tatas/titties/breasts/boobies­" securley hidden ALL THE TIME. I love you anyway

[digyourowngrave666]

2:35 - 2:44

was cute (: haha

[alleyluvsangel]

cutie! "meh brain wud not work"

[LikeTotallyYou]

Motor Boat Dem Titties Matt MotorbOat em!!!!!! =] I Love You Matty Matt.

[lilmamakcs]

BREASTICLES!!!!!

[fluffylove151]

its reaaalllly annoying when a guy does that, its not our faults we dont wear turtlenecks all the time- dumb guys lolz

still love u matt ^-^

[MayorBeesProductions]

no guys what did we learn today? absolutley nothingg

lmfao

[jessicalove214]

that was awesome!!!

"i ment your eye's.."

lol

[MiaKenKo]

can you put your pictures which are when you were a kid ha~ must be super cute

[crack956]

Lmfao, Matt!... xD! "Wtf is wrong with me" "I wonder if those are real" "NO I MEAN YOUR EYES"

[Superduck7716]

can anyone help me!!?? im lost and can't seem to find an off-ramp to the information super highway. it's dark and cold here. and it smells like beets

[mcrluvrmariah92]

rofl

all of my friends talk to my boobs instead of me

and if im playing hack

and the hacky sack

is caught with my bobs

it has to be taken out with someones teeth

btw i call them chesticles

XD

roflmfaool

or needs the boobie ladder

[SkipToMyLou94]

wtf?

[mcrluvrmariah92]

wtf

what

????

[iliveonthelake]

..........

what

the

hell

[XTheDesertSongX]

dude best song ever in the beginning that your'e dancing to!

[who0ligan]

chesticles.

[madmanmark08]

nice mooter boat haha

[spunkythatsme]

Ughh....Whenever a guy talks to me , he is ALWAYS looking at my breaticles. :[

It's totally freaking annoying.

[xxxHannah1996xxx]

1:18 that was so cute lol =]

[GangstaBoogey14]

yay!

[ErickLVI]

hilarious

[vegetarianhotwings]

intellectual... that is a big word for you swifty! congrats d:

[sk8jokers]

one commenrt about a girl-she doesn't even have that big boobs...but she looks pretty ( that sounded so lesbian...IM NOT!)

[simplyhopeless1409]

do you have a stickam?

[aznhottie52]

"absolutely nothing"

yes i learned absolutely nothing

[0BareBear0]

WOAHHHHHHHH he is not a stupid redneck at ALL and just because you dont laugh justin doesbt mean he isnt funny all people have different types of humor.

[MagicMarkerBeeBo]

boobs .... tits... tities.. boobies...

umm thats some funny stuff.

maybe you should get the dick out of your ass and lighten up.

[takecareofmyheart]

now guys, what did we learn today?

...

absolutely nothing.

[mangafreak85]

y dont u do a vid about chesticles? ( man tits) those r pretty istracting too... but not in a good way lol

[HPfanatic16]

It is so obvious when they are looking at your boobs too. Their mouths hang open, their eyes are waaay to low to be looking at your face, and they look all zoned out. Seriously guys, its not like we look at your dicks when we talk to you! But we could ya know. :D

[Bebabubbles]

omg everytime i talk to a guy at school they always stare at my breasticles and sometimes when they try to answer me their mouths just hang open lol

[1ThemanwithoutfeaR1]

Ha.. Sounds like fun :D

[BlackKilla11]

that is why you need self control LOL

awesome video

[trumpetdude2]

I learned absolutely nothing hell yes lol

[kraeallday]

yeah last time i went to get sushi the poor guy almost dropped my whole order because he was looking at my bresticles that's why i dont wear V-necks when i go to pick up take out

[dancebomb96]

u posted this on my bday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caro0heartbreaker0]

your very strange! but ily anyway

[xxconverse045xx]

lmfao..I agree tho but..It somthimes never fails for guys to look at your o_o breasticles xD

[AneesaPletcher]

he is sooooo flipping hot

[omglaurasaurus]

So fucking true

Haha

Thanks for the tip!

[dbgtwill1]

dude your fucking funny epic win

[xxDustyRosexxx]

God gave man a brain and a penis BUT only enough blood to supply ONE at a time xD

[Insanatey]

I know...Its quite a predicament

[sydneyxbby]

I really really like giraffes.

[ruthanneharvey]

my friend vanessa finds it a compliment that guys stare at her breasticals, but when it happens to me i just say thanks...then hit them :)

[ruthanneharvey]

i love that bit at the end.

girls, what have we learnt today? that if you want to have a conversation with a guy, and you want it to be interlectual - WOW, thats a REALLY big word - then i highly suggest you to cover up your top half, your kidneys, your boobies, YOU BREASTICALS.

now guys, what did we learn today?

...

absoloutly nothing.

lmao

your hilarious.

x

[BennoBobRulesXP]

HÅÅH! that was the day i got my new kidney ^^ a 7 hour long operation..

and i was only 16 -.-

[KissLimeBlondie]

woww.

grats on the new kidney? xD

hahaha funnny vidd xD

[BennoBobRulesXP]

thank you! ^^

and great video :O

[watchitimablond]

NOO I MEANT YOUR EYES!

rofl!!

[TheBoomTube]

when DO guys learn anything :D

ignorance ftw :D