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  • Kinect is the successor of dance dance revolution haha xD

  • space jam?

  • @MrBananawarrior shut up,

  • thats why Kinect fails, its a ripoff of eyetoy that they have overendorsed to the point where no matter how bad it is they still think its cool

  • @whatevers31 if its a rip of, then the eye toy is a rip off of the camera. Think about it, the kinect can be voice commanded and you can use gestures to operate xbox and it uses full body scanning (with lag on occasions). If it fails then why do doctors and scientist use Kinect? My eyetoy sure as hell isn't capable of doing any of that. But the guy in the vid should have just turned around and lift his foot up, fail on his part.

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  • No, the real fail was the E3 High School Musical Massacre

  • thumbs up if this is funnyer than GIANT ENEMY CRAB

  • And that's why the kinect won't be a practical control addon for the xbox...

    It would be better for other open-source developers to use this for their own games on PC!!!

  • the avater got girl hair

  • ............ x

  • O_O that scary....BAM!!!

  • WHOOP dat ass!

  • Bam dah it is!

  • You ever wondered how person with arms broken in 360 places looks like ? Well , BAM !! There it is.

  • damn, he has the moves

  • ever wondered wat ur dick looks like BAM there it is

  • did that really happen?

  • "well, BAM! There it is!"

    Argleblargleblargleblarg

    An invisible cookie goes to whoever gets this comment.

  • @TheTyrantDragon The Gmod Idiot Box: Episode 7 at 4:51, it just brightens any day.

  • "you ever wondered what a seizure looks like? well BAM!!! there it is".

  • what's the song?

  • The only part I liked is the whoop that ass part

  • @DarkyoFreakthegamer its Whoop there it is... but i can see why you heard that... youre a dirty minded person.. but who cares.. aint we all :P

  • @TbPGaming1 ye ok but their always coming up with new stuff for example kinect. now that is a smart ass piece of tech that hasent been done for any home entertainment system yet. now sony have just brung out ps3 mone. and what do you know it is exactly the sam as the wii control just sont have changed the colour and put a ball at the top. the just ripped off nintendo and got away with it. now tell me ps3 is better.

  • Ever Wondered what the bottom of an avatar's shoe looks like?

    NO YOU ASSHOLE.

  • hahahaha he killed his avatar

  • hahahahahahaha

  • I know what the bottom of an avatar's shoe looks like.

    Glitchy.

  • That would've been funnier if you put Well Bam over them saying Whoop.

  • ever wonder what having a sever spaz looks like

    well,BAM there it is

  • now we know why to dont buy kinect

  • LMAOO

  • its lag dont a Fail you Ps3 Ass

  • ps move has glitches too so does the wii

  • you ever wonder wat breaking every bone in your body looks like?Well WABAM there it is!

  • ever wonder what its like for your console to be in last place? well bam get a ps3 lmao

  • @raspymanic ps3 is shit iv played wii ps3 and xbox and i can honestly say that xbox is better i mean how many updates do you see advertised all over the internet for ps3 or wii. next to fuck all. how many for the xbox, a shit load. how many new xboxs have their been since the ps3 was made, 6 that i can remember. microsoft are always looking for ways to make the xbox better as for sony, well its simply make a new playstation and dont make another 1 for about another 5 years. think! u Ps3 ass!!!

  • ever wonder what jello and human's baby looks like? well BAM!

  • u ever wondered what my cock looks like,well bam,new york towers

  • Xbox 360>PS3. PS3 motion controller>Kinect..

  • @G15UNIT shit>your life

  • he advertised what the bottom of an avatr's shoe looks like........andddddd we're supposed to care, why..?

  • the E3 is a shit, and the ps3 is best than xbox360

  • @NIKOLOQUENDOSO see good after the that was lag Your ps3 ass

  • jajajajajajajjaja XD

  • lol

  • So is this guy gay or does he like men? I know it's one or the other.

  • Thats So Faulty Its Just A Fuckin Joke .

  • Ever wonder what failing in front of millions of people looks like?!Well bam!There it is!

  • "Ever wonder what a bottom of an avatar shoe looks like?"

    Umm nooooo.... was I supposed to?

  • E3IC FAIL

  • haha what a douche. I hope he dies on ball cancer.

  • wow sounds like " whoop, bad ass!"

  • He looks like a big douche.

  • ever brocken every part of our of your in 2 secs. ! WELL WHOOPE THERE ITS IS

  • "you ever wonder what an avatar shoe looks like? :D:D:D:D"

    "Fuck no I could give two---"

    "Well boom there it is"

    "Thanks for doing nothing special"

    "Your welcome thats what were about here at Xbox :D"

  • Stop comparing natal to ps3 motion they are both diffrent lol, ps3 vs wii motions should be compared, why? cause they both r they same concept. just ps3 got a ball on top for girls, and thier pleasure lol. natal a differnt concept

  • @xJoJo24x Ermm.. no they have a ball for precise motion controlling... not for YOU to have fun with...

  • thats not true, because you have to break the license sticker to change a face plate on the ps3, i even reset my blue ray after it quit working and when my harddrive crashed, i sent it to sony and they still fixed my ps3 for free, and it was almost a year after warranty lol.

  • probably because that guy was fat

  • geez he like broke three limbs just to show you the bottom of his shoe

  • Well i think you are all missing the big picture, natal takes your bodily movements now this is just a presentation of what you can expect out of natal but not the Published item. Natal isnt a fail because... well we havent experienced natal to tell... But im hoping when it comes out all of the flammers can eat their words

    :]

  • @IamDuhmb this is a natal demo. maybe this is why there are flaws. But have u seen ps3 move demos and prototype games?

    absolutely perfect and they are only demo prototype games.

  • @shababsta

    well if you look at natal that thing is alot more sophisticated compared to

    Sonys product that may be another reason

  • @IamDuhmb true.... but im like ps3 :D

    so ill guess il hav 2 get the move

    see what happens when they some out

  • The Gmod Idiot Box Episode 7!!!!!! BAAAAM! :D

  • Epic Fail

  • It was just a prototpye at the show....did you see the recent video showing the avatars replicating human movement?...They perfected it.

  • Fail lolz they need another year to make this

  • Don't bash Xbox 360, people. Bash Natal, the thing sucks, it's completley unconventional and overall stupid. Even one false move (Such as raising your leg, or twisting around) will throw off the entire programming. So F*ck you Natal.

  • fail

  • hoop... there it is!!!!!!!

  • the avatar like broke all its bones into the family guy fall position

  • @bluntman860 all he need is a table

  • I wonder how that stupid idea came up?  When I watched "Avatar", I don't think that I even looked at their feet.

  • i knew natal was gonna be a huge fail im glad i have a playstation :)

  • @alexrocksjuma Yeah, American technology sucks.

    Japan all the way.

  • omfg

  • now this prooves that project natal IS GONNA FAIL BIG TIME!!!!!!!

  • @foolster777 kinect doesn't fail! :) that presentation failed !

  • @TheNulam well its pretty good but its not verry succesful. so it does fail coz its not making much money

  • hahahah epic fail i should change my youtube name to ps3

  • this nigga

  • lol it really fails and glitches.

  • "ever wonder what crap programming and lag look like??? - BAM!!!"

  • @blackmancer go programme yourself a project natal

  • @blackmancer haahhahahaha lololo

  • You ever wonder what dislocating yourself in 5 places looks like? Well, BAM. There it is.

  • @Nazareeni hahhaha

  • @Nazareeni  LOL !

  • @Nazareeni your comment made me pee a little

  • wabam OHHHHHHHH MY GOD HOLY SHIT MY LEGS AND ARMS SOME ONE HELP ME PLEASE

  • Well BA-- OH GOD MY LEG SOMEONE HELP ME!

  • natal looks like it wont work worth shit. look how to glitched out when he did the shoe thing

  • @pupisthebouncer cept it isnt planned to be released for a another year or two that was a very early stage they wont release another i toy

  • Actually, i think this whole thing of microsoft and sony trying to win over the casual crowd it quite stupid. I think ill stick to the controller instead of this bull crap (i have a wii and i played it for a few months and never touched it again. I love my ps3 and 360).

  • BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, stupid Americans, lmao BAMMMMMMMMMM

  • fucking loser talking shit on the internet.

    pussy.

  • BAMMMMMMMMMM, lmao no coments

  • BAM! YOU FAIL

    at life.

  • project natal only looks good for one fighting game but YOU WILL LOOK LIKE AN RETARD IN YOU'RE LIVING ROOM nobody will use it for fps(only thing that microsoft has to give) neither racing neither rpg neither adventure but it's possible for puzzle games....

  • hahaha haters

  • LOL.

    This is why I bought a PS3 :)

    I dont give a shit about the bottom of an avatars foot :P

    BAM

  • project natal sux!!!! how to fuck are you gonna play an adventure game, how are you gonna turn around if u forgot to do some thing, u wont have a fucking controler

  • who ever said you couldnt play with natal and a controller?? fable 3 is gonna do that...

  • @sanji573 natal uses controllers for many games, it ALSO lets you play games that dont require any controllers. It's actually really cool

  • microsoft almost got rid of the RROD by putting in the jasper chip in the 360 which get rid of amost 50-90 percent of things that produce the RROD plus who cares if you have to send your console in for 1-3 weeks its not like your going to kill yourself

  • i care..

  • @MathewsGauss. yeah, right. RROD still happens and often. if they got rid of it, they won't give you 3 year warranty for RROD. and it matters 3 weeks! think if you warranty expires and you get RROD. get ready to spend $100. and funny if you send it and get it back replaced and banned.

    you gotta love some fans.

    I have xbox 360, but one should not be a fan of device or a company. MS needs to improve its practices and products. not rush in hardware and software and later patch it.

  • dude it dosnt matter the 360 crashes in like 2 years if you play almost 14 hours a day the ps3 players prettymuch play cod all the time not many people on xbox play exclusives that much either

  • I don't play much, and my xbox died after 8 months of no much play!. you don't have to defend the defect, MS acknowledged it already.

    I have question though about PS3, if you repair your PS3 yourself, or let third party do it, would that get you a ban on PSN?

  • @undocumentedspot

    Unless you know what you're doing 100% I wouldn't try it. Once you actually open the case on it, or allow someone other than Sony to repair it, you void your warranty. As far as a ban on PSN I don't know. You would have to ask Sony.

  • Thanks for the info SmirnTea, but I don't have PS3 right now, I just wanted to know about PSN ban if case opened so I can compare it to 360 (; .

    because M$ official rules are to ban anyone who open the case, or repair the system in other than M$ repair center. I wonder if this is same with PS3. if not , it would be really great advantage over 360. I think I ll get PS3 beside my xbox, but way in the future. maybe when project natal/anal start to give results.

  • you don't get banned for fixing you're PS3 but if you didn't fix it well internet might not work...

  • how would they know if you did

  • well, I think the typical RROD fix won't be detected unless you send them the device at some time. but if you have to replace a chip, or any device that its identity get sent to Live, then your xbox would get banned. I"m not expert, this is my understanding based on what I read, but in anyway, I feel uncomfortable with that rule even in theory. I should have the right to fix it anywhere without having to pay $100 or more once the warranty expire.

  • @jordanfitz9 if u r not professional u will rip the warranty label

  • @undocumentedspot yes ps3 lets you open the case to clean the drive or somethin i got a manuel on how to open it when i bought my ps3

  • @SmirnTea well of course sony will tell you youll get ban to stop you opening it. but there truth is there not going to ban you for opening your ps3 just like microsoft wont ban you for opening an xbox. theres only 1 reson y. how r they suppost to know if you open it or not. think about it. unless you make any detectable modifications to it youll be fine i mean people put jtags and stuff into there xboxs and still dont get ban. al i say is that if you no what your doing inside a consol go ahed

  • @dillonmay771

    If your console breaks, you can't send it back if you've opened it. They can tell it's been opened.I'm not talking about getting banned on XBL, I'm talking about your warranty will be voided.

  • @SmirnTea I've had a wii since 06 and recently the disk drive broke. I was going to send it in for repairs but I had already hacked it so now I just load games off of usb and don't need to. Just sayin.

  • @dillonmay771 With the PS3, the only way you could get away with hacking/opening it to play bootlegged games would be if you had no internet connection. Even then, you'd have to read how to get hypervisor access, and from their be able to send processes to each spe.The closest anyone every got was getting to hypervisor access. From there nothing has been done further. Sony has security in place that stops you from using mod chips or anything. Go to play a bootlegged game and watch how it denys.

  • @dillonmay771 Damn you're dumb

  • @undocumentedspot

    Im pretty sure you dont get banned, that would be silly and disrespectur to the customers, I got mine fixed at a third party place(the place I bought it from) and it came just fine with all my save data.

  • @undocumentedspot If its still under warranty, send it to sony. If not, ring them to see prices but also ring around third party. And as far i know no one gets banned on PSN

  • @undocumentedspot how would that get u a ban.They dont care.

  • @jiddabug21 M$ care. that's their official policy. you open xbox case and you can get banned from live, if they know about it of course. if you replace some parts by the way, they can know about it, (unless you do some very good hack).

    or if you send it for repair, it happened for people according to what I read on xbox support forum.

    If Sony doesn't do that, that's great. I ll wait to see how Kinect turn out, and whether it will be bam there it is or not. xbox slim looks good too

  • @undocumentedspot funny you mention that, i just so happen to have a friend who works for an xbox 360 call centre, and he's had many instances where ppl sent in their consoles for repair and but ended up with the repair shops banning the consoles and sometimes never returning them because of modding. U ppl need to read the XBL agreement, you do not technically own ur xbox once u agree to it. lol the stories he tells me, he's even had ppl cry over the phone. its funny to say the least.

  • @TheShiitHead No it's not funny . I own the xbox I bought. I don't own the intellectual property. I understand M$ has right to put rules for their service and warranty. but that doesn't mean we can't protest. beside, I'm not even talking about modding. it does make sense to ban modding from the live.

    but the questions: 1-why M$ officially can ban people who just open the case and fix it themselves? 2-why can't M$ unban consoles after removing mods even for a fee?

  • @undocumentedspot well i guess halarity is all subjective.. but they have the right to ban a console for life because of that big user agreement thats required for xbl that no one reads. it says that they own the intellectual property, services and software in ur system and if they spot any evidence of tampering or even attempts to reverse engineer, modify, disassemble, or decomplie anything in it then they can take away all XBL software from the system making it impossible to ever get on XBL.

  • @TheShiitHead well I answered this in my previous comment. also I have no stats of how many people banned and then bought xbox or ps3. so can't comment on this.

  • @undocumentedspot just saying lol

  • @undocumentedspot and #2's a great question, and to be honest the reason why we think MS does this is because even if an individual gets his console banned, 9 times out of 10 the idiot is going to end up buying another one lol, same went for RROD for the 2 yrs 3 yr warrenty didn't exist. a lot ppl out of warrenty with broken 360's didnt get ps3's, trust me, MS knows this very well. the only reason why 3 yr warrenty was implemented is because u can only screw ppl for so long b4 u start to lose $

  • the only way u could brake ur ps3 is if u chuck it down the stairs its sturdy and really good quality unlike that cheap peice of shit 360 it even has a fucking disc tray how 2000 is that even the wii hasnt

  • @IBrady09 mine unfortunately broke .... got some corrupt files and kept trying to reinstall hard drive - it would reinstal then go back to 0%...... got it fixed 3 hours later by my game store =)

  • ...Penis.

  • @choobn4  agreed.

  • Yes...

  • proyect natal = shit

  • bam consapated twitch

  • HA HA HA HA XD

  • LOL @ Havoc @ Backwardsman - I really cant believe after all this time people still argue over Xbox v PS3 - does it fucking matter? seriously? If you have either/and/or and you enjoy it whats the point of saying "blah blah yours is shit".. seriously guys.. fucking grow up.. I have xbox and htink its great, I also have a wii and think its great, I love my PC as well. My mate has a PS3 and guess what.... ITS GREAT AS WELL!!! I would love to know how old you two are?! So come on, how old are you?

  • yeah, end the console wars. All the systems suck in their own way. And they all rock in their own way.

  • Microsoft only cares about making a quick dollar anyway. If microsoft was so much better, why do 30% of their consoles break? That's this year. Last year it was like 53%. You have to pay for online. You have to pay for a plug n play kit. You have to buy an external wifi thing. All of these the PS3 has built in. That just shows that Xbox is just doing things the cheapest way possible. Plus the Xbox was released a year before the PS3. Yet it still has so many failure problems.

  • Microsoft is a business, and they do much better than Sony. Now you are spurting random figures with zero, ZERO plausibility. Mine has never broken, in the 3 years I have it, neither has my friends (Especially the one who bought it after having a PS3 HAH). Pay for online=better service. Don't need Wifi so enjoy paying for all your extra bullshit you don't ever use. Once more, my xbox has never failed, yet PS3 Fanbois keep using that tired old argument. You lost, terribly.

  • @havoc1310 Where did I put out random figures? Saying that 53% of Xbox's fail? Well if you believe in google so much, google "Xbox 360 fail rate" and click on the first fucking thing that comes up. I owned an Xbox for 6 months and played all of the good exclusives. Like the 3 or 4 of them that were good. They got old in like a couple of weeks. And my Xbox was broken out of the box. I use the wifi on my PS3. Beats having to drill holes in the wall for my Shitbox.

  • @havoc1310 I also use the blu ray player on all of the games I play. Pay for online means it's better? COD4 for example, uses the same infinity ward servers as it does on Xbox. What are you paying for exactly? I've seen someone playing online on both consoles with that game and there was no difference. Just keep saying that I lost and I failed if it makes you feel better with your piece of shit xbox.

  • Marking all the fanboy bullshit as spam.

  • almost as bad as the giant enemy crab...almost

  • Time for the butthurt PS3 fags to begin their rant on the superior 360.

    Blu-ray is NOT a feature. Most of your EXCLUSIVES are for 12 year olds.

  • It's not a feature? Strange, considering my PS3 does feature Bluray.

  • Blu-Ray is not a feature, it's a DVD player. The Xbox can do the exact same thing.

  • Really? My xbox 360 can play Blurays? That's news to me..

    It's also news to me that Bluray and DVD are the same thing.

  • @CynicalVision nice reply lmao

  • Are you retarded? How would the PS3 play blu rays without a blu ray player?! Xbox only plays up to HD dvds, which are less quality and thats only if you buy their HD dvd player that plugs in.

  • Please blu ray and HD are pretty much similar. There is no real tangible difference. PS3 just tacks that as an "add-on" because it lacks in everything else.

  • @havoc1310 Really? Lacks everything else? What hardware-wise does the 360 have that PS3 doesn't? Blu-ray isn't just used in movies though, the games themselves are blu-rays. Allowing game developers a lot more space to work with when making games. Making them better.

  • The most important selling point of the Xbox 360's Xenon core is the fact that all three cores are identical, and they are all general purpose microprocessors. The developer does not have to worry about multi-threading beyond the point of getting their code to be thread safe; once it is multi-threaded, it can easily be run on any of the cores. Anywhere any inline assembly is used there will obviously have to be changes, but with relatively minor code changes and some time optimizing,

  • code portability between the PC and the Xbox 360 shouldn't be very difficult at all. The same cannot however be said for Cell and the PlayStation 3.

  • Also, only like 3 blu-ray games have been made for Ps3, 3. I would rather take 20 awesome games on regular dvd than 3 bluray games. Plus have you seen graphic comparison between Xbox 360 and Ps3 for multiplatform games? GTA4 or MW2, the Xbox beats the PS3 due to the major graphical tearing and graphical lag. Even VALVe CEO Gabe Newell said the PS3 is an abortion and that game developers just aren't making the games that Sony bet they would. So Ps3=failure. I know I just verbally raped you.

  • @havoc1310 Well I only own like 3 games for my PS3 right now and they all use a blu ray disc. There is a lot of awesome games on the PS3. And your 20 Xbox games? Microsoft just keeps milking halo. Halo odst is the same engine as halo 3 just with different story. LBP, UC2, Socom, Killzone 2, God of war, etc.. The PS3 is way more powerful and it's exclusives show that. I read a lot that GTA4 was a lot smoother and has more anti aliasing on the PS3.

  • Lol Socom Killzone 2 both sucked. PS3 Exclusives are absolutely horrible. Killzone is the "HALO KILLER" yeah failed at that. L4D/L4D2 beats LBP,UC2 and God of War combined. Gears of War, Fable, Mass Effect, Perfect Dark. The PS3 Exclusives are so stupid, I'd be embarrassed to have those game,buit I digress. Where did you read about GTA 4, just google GTA4 Xbox vs PS3. First 10 results is the "Xbox wins". You lost, again, horribly.

  • @havoc1310 Hmmm, yeah Google is only facts. Fable and Gears of war are the only ones of those I've even heard of. And Fable is gay as fuck. Yay I get to run around as a faggot and cast spells on shit. Sounds so much better than Killzone 2. I've yet to see a game on Xbox that has better Graphics than Killzone 2.

  • No google is a way to receive the ultimate in people and technological groups/magazines/website opinions about it while also comparing them SIDE BY SIDE running the SAME GAME. So keep on trying bud. Your argument of "IS GAY AS FUCK" is too childish, try again. Graphics =/= great gameplay. I think you need to check out your own argument about google is only facts. It's hilarious you just contradicted yourself. So, you owned an xbox for 6 months, how many games come out in 6 months?

  • @havoc1310 I was being sarcastic? You're trying to use google as a source and I'm telling you if you google "Xbox 360 fail rate" you'd see it isn't just some random number I threw out there. You try to act like you're on top of it all but you haven't given any kind of good reason why Xbox is better than PS3. If it is free online with better exclusives and better graphics, how is it not better? If over 50% of them don't break how is it not better?

  • @havoc1310 And how many games come out in 6 months? I owned it like a year ago. I had Gears 2, Halo 3, and L4D. All of those "better than PS3" exclusives. I've played all of them for a long ass time. Online and everything. I've owned my PS3 for a couple of months and I can already tell it's better. The game graphics and gameplay are amazing. Unlike anything on Xbox. All they care about is money. So they make the cheapest, worst quality thing they can.

  • Yeah, that's utter bullshit just to make your own points seem more valid. Nice try though.

  • Hmm, no its not bullshit buddy. I really did own all that crap. Why would I make that up? See, right there. You think you're on top of this thing, when you have no idea what you're talking about. So "nice try but you lost."

  • Highly doubt it. You pretty much come up with arbitrary "facts" that are only applicable in say 2005, so once more enjoy your 2 games a year, crappy psn and lovely visual tearing.

  • Enjoy your worse graphics and paying for online play thats no different. And just keep denying the facts or saying theyre only true about 2005. A real statement thats only applicable in 2005, is 2 games a year. I hope your Xbox doesnt get red ring like half of everyone else who owned an Xbox.

  • Worse graphics, have you even read anything before this? PRobably not, never red ringed, my friends never red ringed. I laugh at your remedial statements.

  • @havoc1310 If you look at any of the PS3 exclusives they all have better graphics then any Xbox exclusive. Xbox is maxed out with Gears 2. Look at Killzone 2 or something and see for your self. And several of my friends have had their Xbox's break multiple times due to either red ring or broken disc drive.

  • Once more, buckwheat Graphics do not make gameplay. That is all your betting your chips on and you're holding nothing but a pair of twos. That's because your friends are probably all palsy'd up.

  • @Backwardsman97 oh my god nobody plays gears 2 and not one of 90 people i know got the ring in less than 3 years

  • @Backwardsman97 Halo Reach, Medal of Honor, Modern warfare 2, resident evil 5Gears of war 2, and uncharted 2 so face

  • What are you naming off to me?