Voltaire-Hell In A Handbasket

[o0Painaholic0o]

has voltaire got an album?

[ThePossiblyInsane]

Oh I'm so having this sung at my funeral.

Would be a fitting end to anyones life realy.

See you guys in hell!

[Areyourealythatdumb]

why do thiests always try and scare us with the threat of hell, we don't belive in it, how are we supposed to fear something we dont belive exists!

[MrGothPunk13]

Cya there buddy!



[yingfortheking]

after 2 years of watching and listening to these videos, only just NOW did i notice the sombrero on his head...

[Midnaization]

@muker123 You haven't heard Zombie Prostitute, have you? xD

[shadow11145]

Can you just think of how many fucking anime characters that this song would work with for the final fight? The not quite hero not quite villain main characters that just give them selves up without a care for some reason or another?

[shankful1]

im going too, but in my own basket kuz two guys in a basket sounds kind of weird. now where did i put those dam ghost peppers...

[KimcheeNinja]

Top two by the same person, wtf is this

[icedragonxl4]

What I like about this song is that he realizes that death and hell can't be that bad.

[nicoly374]

@MsAnnoyingComment wow that is an awsome idea! mind if I write like a book for it?

[juliet1856]

The picture is posatively adorable!

[MaraquanWocky1]

Oh man, now I'm gonna be singing this forever.

[Areyourealythatdumb]

why would the devil hate us sinners, were one of his boys - Jim jeffris - stand up

[trizable]

i can envision skeletons with top hats dancing to this for some reason...

[NekuraHitokage]

@trizable Who do you think his backup singers are? xD

[odinzan]

@trizable me to...

[sweetheart72650]

The other day (actually a couple weeks ago) we were stopped at a red light and my friend said "I smell matches" we turned the corner about a half a block up the road there were 3 fire trucks in the church parking lot. We burst out laughing.

[Nitocolus]

The greatest Christian-recruiting tool bashed and turned into the greatest song!

Karma and good music all in one!

XD

[tharailwaydra]

hell is where the party is!

[Areyourealythatdumb]

when i die i want to have "in hell playing scable with satan" on my tomb stone.......one problem.......ill be damned if i see my lifless corps burried less than 1000 feet from a church.

[chargirl98]

i think so

[randomnchan15]

I'm christean and i STLL love this XD

[theskilletkiller]

@randomnchan15 wearing a cross right now. Priests are still allowed to listen to this kinda thing right? Tell me please I don't wanna give up on Voltaire!!!!!!!!!

[MrVrexor]

@theskilletkiller aye

ye can still be a priest while listening to this :D

[theskilletkiller]

@MrVrexor I am. I just finished learning

[MrVrexor]

@theskilletkiller Congratulations! :D

[randomnchan15]

@theskilletkiller .... I don't think it should be an issue...just don't blare it in a church or anything.. >.>

[bronedog]

Dear Youtube please remove the dislike button for there has been a glitch where there is a dislike button on Voltaire videos Thank you, You Tube users

[icedragonxl4]

Lol, Who would win in a singing concert? Cold Play or bad ass Voltaire! Voltaire for the win!

[xNatTheDayDreamerx]

so gunna get me n me friends to sing this in the middle of the whole school mass should be fun ;)

[Deathstorm501]

@xNatTheDayDreamerx Tell us how it goes, K?

[xNatTheDayDreamerx]

so random :)

[kamakss]

9 peole went to heck... IN A HAND BASKET!

[NonCommentable]

@kamakss I do believe you have that backwards. They went to heaven, and most assuredly not in a hand basket.

[DEOPASA]

Omigod.

A song within a song <3

Some lines are from My Way by Frank Sinatra <3

[shadowgirl350]

I'll follow him to hell! :D

[SlymeGreen]

If Voltaire's going to Hell, so am I.

[MrsCamui]

Anyone else hear the melody of "When the saint's come marchin' in"?

[psychomantis108]

I woke up this morning (may 21st) and started singing this... that old religious tosser was wrong and I knew it but I couldn't pass up the chance to sing this again XD

[retrothefox]

I'm not the type of girl to develop crushes .... but I adore this guy beyond all reason.

VOLTAIRE, MARRY ME! xD

[kuyanico678]

hahaha i know

lol

[kuyanico678]

hahaha i know

[kuyanico678]

no your not goin to hell O.o

[karatekid778]

@kuyanico678 It's a joke.

[galethewhirlwind325]

this video has 666 likes as i made this comment

[silentArtist00]

My christian friend told me I'd go to hell if I'm an atheist. Looks like I'm just going to play this song for her as a way to show that I don't care. ^_^

See you all in hell!!!

[Deathstorm501]

@silentArtist00 And we shall enjoy the buffet together.

[ladyravn]

@silentArtist00 play "God Thinks" for her, it'll either scare her to pieces or help her learn to think :p

[Watcher863]

@silentArtist00 Everyone knows atheists get sent to an eternal Limbo for not making a choice.

[33ruy]

@Watcher863 Watcher nobody knows what religion is actually true so maybe there's a limbo maybe there's just hell or maybe both heaven and hell. It could be anything so let's just let people make their own desicions and everything will be nice and happy. Ish

[Watcher863]

@33ruy It was just a joke.

[Drreviewman]

well according to the video game i played called "Dantes Inferno" (was also a great book). All souls are capable of repenting, but the truly sinfull deny their sin.

[MosinNagantMan1]

I love the New Jersey hate in Ooky Spooky

[mirrorfoe]

Insert picnic joke here

[LadyLuria]

Team Satan! (no seriously, there was a Team Christ and everything)

[lu4y4pants]

After listening to Friday, this song is a relief.

[Rotsi1000]

@lu4y4pants Well you saw hell in that video and the embodiment of evil Rebbecca Black

[anbucaptain3]

This is the kind off stuff you need played at your Wedding XD

[OmegaScales]

♪I've been a sinner,

♪I've been a saint,

♪Done both good and evil deeds.

♪Oh, but in the end,

♪I was good to my friends,

♪And that's good enough for me.

How'd he know I felt that way?

See you in hell, my friends, and we shall enjoy the buffet together.

[windreaper56]

@OmegaScales the cake is mine!!!

[philosophygoth91]

@OmegaScales The Cannibal Buffet. Lol. See ya there. (grins)

[MsAnnoyingComment]

This song feels like it should be made into a movie. Who's with me?

[BertTheHulk]

@MsAnnoyingComment  *drools*

[Nightwolf1337]

@MsAnnoyingComment u meen like an animated movie? where skeletons are the back up singers that sings after the guy whos goin to hell in a "handbasket" or am im wrong ?^^

[MsAnnoyingComment]

@Nightwolf1337 The whole concept of it-- a guy who, by definition, is a complete ass hole (liar , womanizer, theif, all that), actually is a rather fun guy who was loyal to his family and friends. The movie could be following his handbasket ride down to hell as he tells his fellow passengers about his life. At first we'll think he's a jerk, then start seeing how he actually helped people. Yeah, I'm talking big silver-screen movie here.

Just an idea, sorry for being a thumbs up whore. XD

[smoogirl]

@MsAnnoyingComment Nah... there's already a movie like that. It was filmed in 1965 or so... I can't mind it's name though.

[Axelgear2006]

@MsAnnoyingComment That is an absolutely amazing idea...

[angelraiieanna]

@MsAnnoyingComment I would love anything that had to do with Voltaire. I'm obsessed. He's a wonderful person, and sometimes I feel as though he has reached into my rotten soul and found all my secrets.

[Midnaization]

@MsAnnoyingComment I would watch the hell outta that.

[Dipstikk]

@MsAnnoyingComment Been done. Would rather see the concept turned on its head- the jerk actually turns out to be a jerk; an unrelenting, unlikable jerk with no redeeming qualities, no heroic actions, no motivation or depth, and he's the star of the movie.

[BrokenSolitary]

@Dipstikk I second that!

[Deathstorm501]

@Dipstikk For one, where? I'd like to see that film. For 2, I would watch the hell out of your movie.

[DrProfEpicMcAwesome]

@MsAnnoyingComment hell, if you can animate it or get people to animate it, get voices, and get the idea out to cartoon network or something, it could become huge.

[angelraiieanna]

@MsAnnoyingComment Definitely. 

[wrathofhell2008]

let's get 60 more like's ;)

[Necronancy666]

This song makes me want to have a parade to celebrate all my delightful sins!

[lu4y4pants]

@tacobelllord Sounds like a plan.

[lu4y4pants]

This song makes me want to get up and dance! I can't sit still while this song is playing! Again! Again! *presses replay button*

[CharismaticMom]

This is so awesome.

[happysasuke11]

I want to go and sing this at the westboro babtist church - who's with me???

[sillymonkey829]

@happysasuke11 Those mother fuckers got hacked by Anonymous! Their website's down! Type in godhatesfags. com The server is down!

[lu4y4pants]

@happysasuke11 Aye! X)

[theskilletkiller]

@happysasuke11 Can I I bring my friends with me?

[RubieThunder2525]

@happysasuke11 ME ME ME!!!

[thatparkourdude]

@happysasuke11 When you go I hope you spell Baptist correctly on your sign.

[happysasuke11]

@thatparkourdude oops sorry ^^' how embarrassing XD

[keloid123]

@happysasuke11 are u live near lowell

[multiveha]

@happysasuke11 Anarchy in a church!?!?!Yea sure,why not :D

[LTamazil]

@happysasuke11 i'd prefer to sing "god thinks" =]

[werewolf873]

@happysasuke11 before or after when your evil?

[zekedaninja]

There doesnt need to be a Hell, really.

[Fdfd3]

'666 the Number of the Beast'...IRON MAIDEN Reference.

[SubtleInsanity613]

@Fdfd3 maybe, but probably not, the idea of 666 being the number of the beast has been around much longer than iron maiden has

[Fdfd3]

@SubtleInsanity613 True. Iron Maiden just made it cool.

[karatekid778]

@Fdfd3 How? 666 is REALLY the number of the beast. And was long before Iron Maiden.

[Fdfd3]

@karatekid778 Well excuse me. 'Better' work for ya'? Yeah, 666 was here long before Iron Maiden was. True. The Idea of 666 was already cool, yeah. All I was sayin' was that Iron Maiden made it MORE cool, and that Voltaire MAY or MAY NOT have gotten those lyrics in this song from Iron Maiden. Hence, 'Iron Maiden Referrence'. No need to split hairs over it.

[karatekid778]

@Fdfd3 I'm not splitting hairs over it. But I can correct my comment to make it seem like it. Let's see...

"WHAT? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? 666 IS ACTUALLY THE NUMBER OF THE BEaST, FUCKASS. AND IT HAS BEEN. LIKE FORFUCKINGEVER. JESUS DICK."

[Fdfd3]

@karatekid778 ...If you're going to shout and cuss through text, at least use proper grammar.

[karatekid778]

@Fdfd3 Where did I make grammar mistake. D:

[ShadowkingMatt]

@Fdfd3 Lets ALL get one thing straight 666 was in the bible no band was around then to read the bible before it was written saying one band stole this from another is like saying the bible stole it from you

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

9 people are Mormon who went to heaven by default and didn't get to party in hell

[BIGBOSSKEY1]

If there was still a star rating.. . I would rate this as 5 stars. I feel like this song was made for me.

[Lycan280]

Hahaha, Bohemian rhapsody reference!

[Elanore1235]

@Lycan280 XD yessirs

[Pr00ch]

Yay I'm going to meet voltaire in hell :D

[Elanore1235]

@Pr00ch ditto, and Imma be HAPPEH :D

[bbeboutuaa]

I hope he does a Christmas Album sometime. Wouldn't that be somthin' =-)

[Paulie2342]

Santa Claus sayed Goodnight Demonslayer, but that demonslayer got nuts and followed him , so Satan think that Hell in the Handbasket, that should be the place for Hell, then it were the Alchemy Mondays , so i went to The Vampire Club and i ask for some Brains then a zombie said to another zombie I Am Stuck With You , then everybody shouted Death, Death , Devil,Devil,Evil,Evil , then God Thinks that i should be in home , then with a lightningh i passed the Land Of The Dead then i went my home=D

[Deathstorm501]

@Paulie2342 DOES.... NOT.... COMPUTE!!!!!!

[Paulie2342]

@Deathstorm501 i know that was the first text i made with songs from a band ok ? give me a credit dude

[Deathstorm501]

@Paulie2342 It was a joke, man. Besides, its not nearly as bad as other things I've read. Not just the Band Name Text. For example, I was once forced to read the critically-acclaimed "worst fanfic ever" My Immortal. There are just some things that you cant un-read.

[ADyingFaith]

@bbeboutuaa Wow yeah. I would love a Voltaire styled Christmas. 

[udabonz]

@bbeboutuaa It'd be epic, nya!

[extrudatinoal]

@bbeboutuaa +9000 internetts

[NonCommentable]

@bbeboutuaa Yeah, Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas.....On steroids, after just making hot sweet love to Satan and Dracula at the same time.

[psychomantis108]

wow voitaire writes a song for every occasion birthdays, weddings and funerals :D

[skull7120]

i am so havin this played at my funeral

[chibiplease]

@skull7120 I second that.

[GrimDSlayer]

Voltaire's awesome, I love most of his songs and this is no exception. :)

[kakkorot13]

im so having this played at my funeral XD

[AnimeDragonKittykat7]

Oh face it, no matter how many good deads im going to hell, see yah there!

[23slayer23]

I feel like he wrote this song for me.

[Lazysupermutant]

This is one of my favorite songs ever! The beat is great and it's dark and yet fun at the same time, I think that's what I like about Voltaire he's a screwed up person but you can tell he's having fun. I want this song played at my funeral.

[TheThordir]

I want this to be played on my funeral.

[emmivampire88]

@Drakmeire

Way to rip off Mark Twain.

[TheTollingBelle]

This song always puts a smile on my face. I also managed to get a lot of odd looks when I started skipping to class while singing it. =)

[warrsor92]

@TheTollingBelle I want this in my funeral! OMG XD and a cd of the best from voltaire whit a cd player in my ears!

[TheTollingBelle]

@warrsor92 Same here! Voltaire is just astounding! I'm currently trying to get his CDs, and trying to get my friends hooked on him as well. =)

[MrKimura00]

 Briliant!

[Fabbro406]

This man is a visionary.

[urdeathbed]

Id go to heaven for the inoccent girls but id go to hell for the experienced girls XDDDD

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

Thou shalt not let grandmother know i listen to this music :o

;)

[JaceMorley]

It's quite creepy when my shuffle jumps from "My Way" to this song...they flow together so well :)

[jaknife99]

@JaceMorley

You mean that Sinatra song, I agree.

[lukeape1]

anyone notice that in the game left 4 dead if someone dies bill might say: "its going to hell in a handbasket pretty quick"

[chasek14]

I want this song played at my funeral.

[wolfman6696]

@chasek14 Damn straight 

[tino1102]

@chasek14 i want the lyrics in my thombstone :D

[Deathstorm501]

@tino1102 What is a "thombstone"? Is it a type of drink?

[tino1102]

@Deathstorm501 tombstone*

[mrjangles1]

@chasek14 I'd like to dedicate this song to my wife. :D

[tharailwaydra]

@chasek14 same here ~<3

[warrsor92]

@chasek14 it'd be nice to fake your own death then... go to your own funeral.. to see the result and the priest's reaction :P

[ryanisc001]

This is one of the best songs on my pkaylist.

[TheMimigirl516]

poor me I'm going to hell

but happy me

my ex will be there to

so I can give him

internal pain :D

[SuperPenetration]

Like some classic, satacic mix of elvis, flogging molly, pantera, and.. something else.. and it rocks!

[shinigami4334]

The New Orleans style Jazzyness of this song makes it so scary. Its just creepy but I love it.

[feonixwolf]

hell in a handbasket..sounds like the song folks used to sing while working at the huber heights, ohio walmart :)

[mazuna]

yes I'm definitely going to Hell listening to Bohemian Rhapsody!

[ClawsPrower]

I' gonna play this when I enter the portal to Hell in the Halloween update for Minecraft.

[Johnnythat1dude]

@Kankurofa yes, they have ice cream everywhere, sure Hell is just everything you hate and eternal punishment, but not even a man as evil as Hitler deserves going without ice cream for an eternity.

[kirbysuperstar999]

TAKE ME TAKE ME

[S4CFoLife]

I don't know what's wrong with Voltaire, but I'm going to hell in a limo. Cruizin in style. ;P

[Johnnythat1dude]

@Kankurofa yes

[Johnnythat1dude]

Oh I love Voltaire, I need his music and MCR played at my funeral. Everyone will be sad but then they will be like "I am kind of glad he died, I mean this is a funeral...but the music is so upbeat I love it"

[HighVoltageCAKE]

@Johnnythat1dude OHMYGAWD SAME HERE XD

[fdgdssghgh]

What are all these comments about going to hell?

This song is about the fact that hell doesn't really exist...

[Malix123]

@fdgdssghgh its called people joking around and having a good time

[koelkast9]

man were gonna throw a massive party in hell :{O god might get grumpy xD 

[TheVickyVick]

Testify!!! Amen!!!

[CATMAHAT]

I hate the cold.

[JollSSteR]

YAY, ill meet you in hell :D

its gonna be so fcking awesome, great song xD

[Urchino1337]

I wanna go sing this outside of a church on sunday >:D

[toastersstoast]

@Urchino1337 omigod can i join you i'll strum the eukalele :D

[Tyson9613]

O those fools that believe >:D

@GothicAngelxox Yea! Damn about time :)