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  • Aawww. Now I feel bad for having destroyed the eldar stronghold with Chaos 3 days ago, I was so blind to the truth...

  • Eliphas= the badass guy who unexpectedly falls in love.

    Taldeer=the sexy damsel in distress who falls in love with the gruff badass.

    Lucas Alexander= the evil army guy who is really trying to get at the badass and will kill his love to do it.

    Commissar= The main bad guys right hand man who gets wounded by the badass but lives to cause him grief another day.

    Assassin= the annoying, snively mercenary that the main bad guy hires to kill the badasses girl.

    I am officially the biggest movie nerd EVER

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  • this was good lol,i liked the ending and how he thought he saw her ,you should make more :)

  • its ok geez the eldar commander can respawn anywayz

  • Nice work:D

    23 guardsmen got pawned by Eliphas.

  • 3:11 JUST AS PLANNED

  • so are the graphics lower in skirmish?

  • 1:04 Vindicare just got iwnder!

  • eliphaste anger dwarfs that of the angry marines chapter... incredible...

  • Batter up at 2:59

  • is that the chaos lords modle in skirmish in DC

  • awwww. they look like a cute couple.

  • Play Retrebtuion. Talders soulstone is in the hand of Chapter master Kyras of the Blood Ravens.

    Blood Ravens purged Kronus and secured the secrets of Kronus,

  • Typical Imperial Guard invasion of the Eldar Stronghold.

  • Typical Eldar Stronghold gameplay in Dark Crusade.

  • 1:04 - Chaos says love can't bloom.

  • Did anyone think of Sauron in LOTR when eliphas was killing the solders?

  • That was..... strangely touching. well done

  • they should have made out, just sayin

  • Yes. Just like an eldar to endlessly and shamelessly manipulate someone for their own gain.

  • Bah.

    Xenos and heretics.

  • What I see is a parody of Love Can Bloom. xD

    Opening with the Vindicare = Awesome allusion. This is some bad /tg garbage right here. :P

  • the reason Govoner millitanta killed taldeer is because taldeer rejected him but yeah Eliphas + taldeer do seem like the type

  • @TheBronze3ye didn't the blood ravens win and sent her to the inquisition

  • welll...the chaos lord sure could take a lot of damage...

    What the fuck did I just watch exactly? A romance..in warhammer?,,,I never thought romance and warhammer would be in the same sentence.Uh, never the less the shots and msuic was very fitting, you did well.

  • Wow this is actually very touching

  • Poor Eliphas, all he ever wanted to do was tap some shit :(

  • weird...

  • Hehe! elphas was screwed in aureilia :D And taldeer was killed in kronus by lukas ALEXXXXXXANDER!

  • 21 dislikes= 21 emos

  • @Rocketfist15 Now there's 23 emos.

  • love the epic "WHYYYYYYY!!!!!" at 3.03

  • Aw thats cute.

  • It would have been more touching if the general killed him. It would have made him more valiant. Nice though, lol.

  • it was love at first fight...

  • 1:05 destroyed LCB

  • it costs 400,000 dollars to watch this video, for 12 seconds.

  • what a rousing little video BigDickCheney!

  • a video worth a million words....

  • i dont get it

  • *_______*

  • eliphas:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    taldeer:goodbai my love

    eliphas: I WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONNE!!!!

  • @LetsPlayXboxLive Not all of the Eldar are female, all farseers are. (Or at least thats what i think) And some other warriors are example: few guardians and howling banshees.

  • The way I view it is that there are two possible endings, either it was a love story which could happen, I mean look at the Spawn animated series or he was angry that the Imperials killed her before he could and at about 3:06 he's going "Noooooo, theres no-one left to kill" which is why he's wandering off in the last bit

  • What is this doing on youtube? Faggotshit! *throws video into wall* BigDickCheney: NOOOOOOOO

  • It could just be me, but these videos make all the characters look stumpy.

  • Ummm....NO, Utterly impossible given the characters background, beliefs, and mental stability (or lack thereof). This situation would cause the whole universe to collapse. Nice song by Moby though. Good video production too.

  • wait, is taldeer male or female?

  • @christopherlng753 female. All eldar are female... well at least most of them

  • GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!!!! *Elphias running after Alexander*

  • taldeer sucked anyway

  • what is this song called?

  • @MeatstickRob88 My Weakness by Moby.

  • @BigDickCheney I remember hearing this on that X-Files episode. Great choice!

  • @MeatstickRob88 fail

  • 2:48, Eliphas looked like he was yelling "HOW COULD YOU MURDER TALDEER!" to Alexander.

  • Showed my gf this, she started crying when I explained what was going on

  • @ChaosMarine1204 lool mate nice one

  • wtf happened to this assassin? I don't know lets look around for who killed him!

  • There so cute toegether!

  • @fallafreak3 dont make me vomit

  • Not bad, but I never expected to see something like this lol.

  • that was very well done and very emotional and touching, it just goes to show ya that love is stronger that and power or race division

  • i love that ending! well done mate :D

  • That was very.. Touching :3

  • awesomely done!

  • space elfs!!! xD

  • BY KHORNE!!! YOUR SUPPOSED TO KILL THE ELDAR AND DRINK FROM THEIR SKULLS. NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM!!! this makes eliphas look stupid and now chaos rising makes him look badass. this is why you serve khorne, you always know what you have to do. KILL KILL KILL!!!!!

  • I was wondering about that luminous dot slowly traveling up Eliphas's forehead.

  • well eliphas is gonna come back pissed to see taldeer with that asshole vindicare.....

  • @DEATHSPACE2

    yah, he'll be like."I thought we had something special!"

    But it dose make some sense like in the strong hold mission. "Come in to my home Taldeer". I mean you can't get mush more forward than that.

  • @Poxyquotl hed probaly he kinda happy,taldeer did bitch alot so in secret i guess he might thank liivi a bit

  • @Poxyquotl Well, he could have said "Come into my bed, taldeer." Just sayin'  =P

  • wtf is this shit I thought the if there was an accepted love thingamajig it was Taldeer and that Assassin... in that fanfic "love can bloom." I thought that was far-fetched, then I saw this... Chaos hates Eldar and Eliphas.... and ... WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

  • Eliphas and Taldeer sitting on a tree K I S S I N G

  • when in doubt, take the bitch out!

  • That looked like teh vindicator on 1:05 so much for 'Love can blossom'.

  • Eliphas has one of the coolest voice acting in the whole Dawn of War series. And regarding this video...

    LOLWUT!?!?!?!??!

  • looool, at 0:42 taldeer is like "no im not ready yet", eliphas chases after and is like "oh cummon it will be nice, it will only be a quicky"

  • he's got slaneesh condoms. lol

  • lol

  • The Imperium. Fucking up your life since day one.

  • @Necronlord101 apart for marines

  • so sad

  • and they said being consumed by chaos asures lack of emotion, this is proof it only strengthens the emotion of love

  • @TheDarkReap3r

    wait wtf? eldar and chaos have been trying to kill each other since slannesh was born. particularly ulthwe and the word bearers. love...meh, not so sure.

  • @TheDarkReap3r If your with slaneesh...

    LOVE FOR THE LOVE GOD!

  • @TheDarkReap3r and rage

  • what was that purple aura around the chaos fc when he was killing people?

  • haha Eliphas was like "NOOOOOOOOOOO" when Taldeer got shot and he pwned like 50 Guardsmen

  • ohh how romantic one is an avatar of the chaos gods and the other is orcal of her ppl. and they cant be together *sniffe* love can conquer all enemys

  • This is the only chaos lord that has no memorable and retarded quote this (by default) makes him the most awesome. Unlike carron in soulstorm, METAL BAWXES!

  • @Munchypotatoe tons of memorables.. just not retarded

  • Yeah true actually I played dark crusade again recently and found that to be true, but still he is the best chaos lord in all of their games and he's appearing in DoW 2 as well

  • @Munchypotatoe you know teh funny part? gabriel angelos, eliphas and general sturnn are done by the same voice actor

  • I always thought gabriel and eliphas sounded similar but sturnn as well? lets hope the use the same voice actor for DoW2 expansion

  • really? awesome! Out of the three, who do you like the best? I like Eliphas because of all the power he has at his disposal at the end of Dark Crusade (and I do NOT play Chaos Space Marines!). Sturnn isn't too bad either

  • @RepublicCustoms eliphas of course

  • isn't he awesome?

  • poor eliphas

    tormented forever by the goddamn imperium

  • *Sniffles* ALways gets to me, this video. 3=

  • but what really piss's me off is the fact of the LCB fanfic. this is a beacon to it. the fact is she got a chaos lord then she abandons him and goes for a pussy ass vindicare? theres no fucking sence in that shit. sometimes some fanfics in warhammer are just plain all out shit stupid.

  • hay fawk yew

  • eliphas coming back in dow2 and i belive as a chaos terminator lord.and hes pissed.

  • WH40K canon states that the Space Marines were victorious on Kronus. If this is true, then Eliphas is dead; he was executed by a daemon prince for his failure to conquer the planet.

  • they never said anything about his soul did they? no they didnt. only his PHYSICAL form in this world was destroyed.but from ive been hearing hes coming back. were just gonna haft to wait and see if he does.

  • i thought that, but he is returning in dow2 to lead the black legion on the planet Aurelia. I hope they have a very good explanation for why he isn't dead...

  • Maybe his love, Taldeer, saved him. Lol/jk.

  • @Crymson1

    He wasnt executed, he was sent to the basilika of torment (again)

  • @UDI1995 Yeah, but that wasn't established until Chaos Rising.

  • @UDI1995 Yeah, but that wasn't established until Chaos Rising. The Daemon Prince who killed Eliphas told him that he (Eliphas) was beyond redemption.

  • @Crymson1

    Hmm makes sense

  • Well if he is coming back, i hope he still have his fuck awesome voice. They already changed Davian Thule's voice for DoW, i hate it. Hope they don't do that for Eliphas.

  • i know. or ATLEAST make it sound a shitload better but i doubt thats even possible.

  • Same, from what ive heard they're using the same voice actor.... so hopefully his voice should be the sme, if not, surely it can't be much different :D

  • like eliphas shoulda just sliced her head off, offer it up for khorn, and make a nice meal with the rest of the body!

  • Or Eliphas should have make out with Taldeer

  • that was good kool nice job

  • your profile name is bigdickcheney lol that hilarious!!

  • So....if they had a kid would it be a Dark Eldar? Im not really sure.

  • No Dark Eldar were created before humans whenthe eldar were living lives of luxary and pleasure. They turned to new ways of fidngin pleasure which eventually lead to vialoence ect, and fed slaneesh. Warp ripped open, lettin a terryfiying screech across the galaxy, most eldar realised whatthey had done, others didnt and were tuned insane by the screeching. Civil war broke out, Eldar defeated theinsane ones (Dark eldar), by time it was over, they lost the galaxy to humans ect. Thats pretty much it

  • To make your explanation short. The Eldar partied hard. Too hard. So hard it created a porn god. Eldar raves, man they're something.

  • yeah you could say that lmao, to make it short, and fair does, thought you were being serious, sorry bout that ;), shed some knowledge to anybody who wondered about dark eldar nonetheless.

  • I was kidding. I know that....I was just saying if there was an evil Eldar kid odds are it would be a Dark Eldar. Ya know, Chaos and Eldar to make a Dark Eldar? Yes I also know its unlikely since they are preyed upon by Slaanesh so a Chaos Eldar wouldnt be a Dark Eldar but you get my point.

  • The Dark Eldar should do rituals for the Chaos gods. In turn, the Gods would accept them in the banner of Chaos. THen, the CSM and CDE interbreed to create the chaos hybrida.

  • More of a Chaos Eldar.

  • @darkness007666 dark eldar...

  • epic

  • That was some creazy shit man. Had no idea what to expect when I clicked on the link. Very well done, the music just adds to the creepiness. (A good thing). What really got me is that Taldeer faked her death there...

  • she saw her own death , she say's to davian that she has seen it for along time . she shew Eliphas her death to prevent it . that's far seer's for you ?

  • Well that sure is some evil and clever planning. I mean seriously, she probably tricked Eliphas into liking her with her witch tricks to save her own ass (typical Eldar move). Come to think of it that was probably Lukas Alexander and his regiment there too huh? Thanks for your two cents, really cleared things up for me.

  • Hey remember who the bad guy is. Eldar is not evil. :-)

  • Hah! Don't be delusional. In the universe of Warhammer 40,000 there is no good or evil. Only the will and efforts to survive, for some. And destroy, for others. By any means possible and necessary. You should know the Eldar are guilty of many crimes, crimes that were justified and unjust. Just like any other races that you come across. Even the Tau aren't the pure-of-heart they want you to think they are. They would gladly let humans in their society wane and die, should any become apart of it.

  • I give you right for the good/evil thing.

    But i'm a eldar warrior and stand for ultwe

    :-)

  • I don't think she faked it; I think it was more of the feeling of seeing dead compatriots wherever one goes.

  • Maybe. But in all likelihood it is like 'themaster' said, she knew for a awhile how she would die. So she used Eliphas to save her since she alone couldn't change it. I like the sound of it all, and would have made a great fan fic. But instead it was done in music video form, using the original DoW engine, which is pure pwn!

    Anyway, It still makes me angry, she manages to get a friggin' CHAOS LORD to feel for her like that just to saver her own ass. Makes me mad, and hate Eldar even more.

  • what the hell is this gay shit!?

  • I love when they stumble upon the assasin's body, and they just look around like "WTF??"

  • If You Play Dark Crusade When You Play As Eldar you can see that Eliphas say to Farsser like "ive waited a long time to speak with you Taldeer " and then " yes come into my home taldeer " i'm sure he fall in love with her XD

  • lols ncie the chaos lord fell in love with taldeer lols xD

  • even chaos needs a hug once and a while. its what keeps them from going 100 percent insane.

  • theres a lesson in this: never piss off a chaos lord or he'll crush your men, break your tank, murder your commisar and push you off a cliff.

  • Another way to look at it would be: Never piss off a Chaos Lord without some Adeptus Astartes handy. XD

  • Everyone knows Taldeer fell for the sniper

  • ...Didn't she die in Winter Assault??? O_o

  • Nope.

  • yup, but dont the Assassin falls for Taldeer?

  • Love can Bloom

  • yeah, that story

  • Gorgutz runs.

    Every time.

    In EVERY expansion he's in.

  • Did they kill him in DoW2?

  • Is he even IN dow2?

  • nope

  • I was pretty pissed after defeating Gorgutz. If you aren't at least good at an RTS, the Orks are a pain in the ass. I really wanted to see my Necron Lord shove the staff into Gorgutz skul >:(

  • lmao, same here, he escaped to many times, it's frustrating to the point you just want to rip him to bloody peices and watch him die already xD. And now he isn't even in dow2.... so we may never get to destroy him :/.

  • Gorgutz is a fucking badass, shut your filthy cake-hole! I'd rather run that die.

  • Well yeah Gorgutz is a badass before he looses, but if yer an Ork, running away is just downright Unorky. He should at least go down with his WAAAGH!

    I mean, c'mon, Gabriel Angelos was the badass captain of badassery, and he only got to be in Vanilla DoW. Gorgutz was kept on through all three expansion packs! That doesn't seem right. Keep the Unorky Ork Warboss, but loose the Badass Space Marine Force Commander?

  • @Glyfenn gabriel is in both DOW2 games, and he is STILL badass in those lol

  • @Glyfenn you know angelos comes back in dawn of war 2 right?

  • @christopherlng753 yeah, I know he comes back. My comment was about how they reuse Goregutz for every Xpac from Winter assault on, whereas Gabriel only got to be in the first one.

  • @Sangheilitat117 your right, although it seemed unorky to run, it did seem that gorgutz had some reasonable thinking in him. right?

  • that was a good vid i never thought seeing a caos marine pissed would ever bring a tear to my eye (except when laghing)

  • Eliphas eloping w/Taldeer , and IG playing possesive papa?!?!? sick fuck sick.

  • good but... Eliphas? he's super ugly... like... SUPER ugly.... like... the king of uglyness. Maybe kais, or alexander,,, but not eliphas, yuck...

  • I don't think any of the other commanders would be winning any beauty contests.

  • Lol, quite so.

  • I agree with Wafflewarrior7, would have made a tad more sense if it was a Alexander or the SM commander, considdering humans and eldar have been known too fall for eachother.

  • cute...

    though somewhat disturbing...

    meh. what the hell. fiction is ficiton.

  • That. Was. Awesome.

  • you should make one where O'kais and Aun'el are father/son

  • can anyone recommend any good warhammer 40k books? any races pov is welcome