Allo' Allo' -"Hitler has only got one...."

[dunkelheit616]

Pulls out gun *BANG*

Temper! Temper! Lol

[JamesGod08]

So it's okay to make fun of Nazi Germany because they lost

[ProjectMaelstrom]

@JamesGod08 its ok to make fun of everything if you do it right. in any wa this song is old it was propaganda song from that era so its ok

[Anders2185]

Hellew old fwuit! lol

[MrTozequio]

4 guys have only got one ball!

[wibblew0ble]

0:47 to 1:20 best scene

[MafiaOfMinecraft]

Hitler!

Has only got one ball!

The other

Is in the Albert Hall!

His mother

The dirt rotter

Cut it of when he was small!

[876Bender]

@Sterling530 HU-DURRRRR

[liverpoolmatt87]

ellloooo!!!

[limbolimbo1]

what is the tune they hum at the end something like du du dududu du du du

[ZW4929]

@limbolimbo1 They whistle "Hitler has only one ball" to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March.

[conden2010]

i love british humor

TEMPER TEMPER ROFLMFAO

[Verderer]

Don't you just love the British humour and love of irony. When backs are to the wall there are none better.

[KarrieDreammind5]

@Verderer Totally agree!!!!

[Darkstar263]

R.I.P David Croft, you will be missed.

[stanthology]

I am proud to be a cheapskate. I had to break down and buy the whole 10 years of this show on DVD because it is just so good.

[dirkbaeke]

great scene, very funnt

[Lynxz]

alhamdulilah. thank you gentlemen.

[dave01123]

haha oh good old british comedy

[murphyluke]

so incredibly funny, god this was a great show, used to watch it with my dad when I was a boy, remember him laughing so much. fond memories indeed.

[dunkelheit616]

lmao at the hand gestures as they drive off

[Darkstar263]

@dunkelheit616

I like how Hans sticks his fingers up too lol.

[girlsrule713]

what are they whilstling

[BossRoss999]

@girlsrule713 its the hitler has only got one ball

[girlsrule713]

temper temper lol

[mitzeyme97]

I love 'Allo 'Allo! hahahah :D

[valerysuhomlinov]

For our FREEDOM & yours!!! TriDenT=VoLiA

За нашу та Вашу СВОБОДУ і ВОЛЮ!!! ТрИЗуБ=Во'лЯ

Ukraineю Аugust 2011. Centurion Yrelav Drymill

[valerysuhomlinov]

For our FREEDOM & yours/.

За нашу та Вашу СВОБОДУ і ВОЛЮ

Ukraineю Аugust 2011. Centurion Yrelav Drymill

[Pingijno]

.. ball

[rangersgt]

lmfao

[wemeldingenet]

Hitler, has only a.... SILENCE!!!! XD

[girlsrule713]

Did you see there fingers when the germans were going?

[girlsrule713]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1­

[spitharoo]

@kidnextdoorof1995 are you French?

[MJUSAYIN]

Hans was always a very conflicted German :D

[BigAndTall666]

`klop!  :-P

[boffinboy100]

Ahh, such moments. If only British Industry could have been as successful as this. But now no-one really gets it. Give 'Allo 'Allo and Family guy to teens, and they'll chose the latter.

[Eruadhiel]

@boffinboy100 I object! I would never choose Family Guy over allo allo!

[boffinboy100]

@Eruadhiel

I was speaking generally. There are the sensible few who would choose like you. I know one friend who loves Fawlty Towers, but h won't try Blackadder or Allo Allo etc.

[ALBIONTYKE]

The Brits know how to laugh at themselves..

[dalekbitch]

Bertorelli wasnt too bad, but they should have never got rid of Hans

''you will be shot''

''up against a wall, with guns!'' Love Hans !

[warguy119]

xd tempar tempar

[warguy119]

Hitler has only got one ball the other is in the albert hall

[arthurpendragonsyt]

The British are freaking geniuses! hahaha God save England for providing such shows!

[guitartutorials482]

@arthurpendragonsyt lol arent we epic

[tossabaddle]

@kidnextdoorof1995 I just provided you with some..?

[AngelBiLove]

the other, is in the albert hall :D

[Sterling530]

00:57 -1:04 is Girls in men cloths.

[tossabaddle]

@Sterling530 Well aren't you a clever little weasle..

[cuntylishus]

@Sterling530 Rearrrrey?

[Weibkoln]

@Sterling530

AAAHHH JAHHH..

fast wie waschechte engländer piloten...

[Weibkoln]

es ist gut dass du das gesagt hass

[argebarse]

@Sterling530 yes that's the joke

[N00bSa1b0tMK]

@Sterling530 Watch the show, re-runs on gold.

[Sterling530]

1:07 - 1:15 hilarious

[navylaks2]

this is the last episode of the realy good seasons the 3rd one it wasn't as funny since both Hans and Maria left

[iAmSasuke1]

@navylaks2 What other TV Drama is Francesca Gonshaw in ?

[navylaks2]

@iAmSasuke1

I honestly don't know try looking it up on wiki

[frode1232]

i wonder how many bloopers this series has...

[kanenkitten]

@tossabaddle: I always thought it was "Old Fruit"

[Myles0Harcourt]

@tossabaddle

I thought it was "old fruit"

[19ac087]

@Myles0Harcourt

It is 'Old fruit!' ;)

[lunatiy]

lmao

[SonofThor73]

This was such a great show! I'd almost forgotten about it.

[ajmf35029]

that guy at the beginning was awesome when the german fired the gun and he says

"Temper, temper". Made me lol loads!

[arlichar11]

i didnt undrstand it, but it was hilarious.... its about timing and actions not about content... but hitler has onlky one what? please tell me? is it what i think it is?

[Luce236]

@arlichar11 basically it's a british pow camp and the characters talking in a line are french or other nationalites so they were giving english sayings to say incase the german guard got suspicious. and yes he was going to sing 'hitler has only got one ball' :) hope this helps!

[Lnux74]

The guy who sings "Hitler has only got one ball" is the best :DDDD.

[LVAOMEGA]

LOL AT 0:29!

(Von Klinkerhoffen shoots a pistol in the air)

"TEMPER, TEMPER!" XD!

[mbitch123]

why an earth did they get rid of hans's character!!he was by far the funniest one in there, if anything just for the accent!

[navylaks2]

@mbitch123

Sam Kelly(The actor playing Hans) only wanted to make 3 seasons that was allways his plan and then do different things.

But he has since stated that he regreted not continueing.

I think he was in a few episodes of season 7 as a british inteligence officer, but it wasn't the same old

Hans:(.

Franchesca Gonshaw(Maria) also left after this episode i thought the dialog between her and Rene was very funny aswell and the fact that she spat so much:)

[dcnolan1995]

wt episode is tht cz u cn watch it on veoh

[BossRoss999]

"hitler has only got one" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i laughed for soo long and you can soo tell he is trying not to laught as he is about to sing it

[cygod1]

STUPID FUCKING MOVIE

[al3699]

@cygod1 temper, temper...

[svord000]

whats the name of the song theyr whistling?

[parabat7]

@svord000 Colonel Bogey

[DuncanElliott1700]

@tossabaddle Id say its "old fruit" more in keeping with the stereotypical "English Gentleman"

[ajman55]

@tossabaddle i think he said old fruit actualy but im nto sure

[kultaka]

0:15 on right, lovely moustache

[hanson666999]

:-D hahahaha

[MrJustinashurst]

Hi you guys - I'm fairly sure he says 'old fruit'

[ninimilmo]

@tossabaddle true,i see what you mean now. still, great show aint it? :)

[igenther99]

@tossabaddle I thought it was old coot.

[studiodecibel]

@tossabaddle i heared: old floop, maybe some typical brittish nickname for something not good...

[englishguy2010]

"Hitler, has only got one ball. The other, is in the Albert hall. Himmler, has something similar, and Goebbels has no balls at all!"

[Nekrospike666]

@englishguy2010 Hitler has only got one ball, Goering has two but rather small, Himmler has something similiar, and poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!...actually

[englishguy2010]

Ooooooooooo WELL.....excuse ME!!! (actually)

[Nekrospike666]

@englishguy2010 :D

[Sartorias111]

Hellou

[9LoveDog]

what dose he say after hello 1:05

[Brookwest07]

@9LoveDog Old troop

[garethsonline1]

@9LoveDog  OLD FRUIT

[nadianosbig]

@9LoveDog I swear he said "old fruit"

[nadianosbig]

@9LoveDog 

[XxLauraTheExploraxX]

@9LoveDog Old fruit. It's a common thing here, my mum is always saying it.

[LeinMarjo]

@9LoveDog Old Troup or Old Fruit

[9LoveDog]

@LeinMarjo TNX ^^

[LeinMarjo]

@9LoveDog You're very welcomeee

Did u laugh during this part?

[9LoveDog]

@LeinMarjo yeah XD

[TheHillbillyHermitt1]

This craks meup like a nut in a nut craker

[Brookwest07]

Hitler has olny got one SILECNE! Hans is epic would you agree??

[Sayid85]

Hitler has only got one ball,

Göring has two but very small,

Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,

But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

[axiumvids]

wait the peace sign in the united kingdom is the equivalent to the middle finger right? and if so, does it still mean the same thing today?

[animavivere]

@axiumvids

actually what they are putting up are the two fingers people used to need to use a bow (middle ages), poochers who were caught had those two fingers cut of. So as a mark of disrespect people put up those two fingers to the repressentatives of the goverment.

It's when you put the palm of your hand outwards that you make a peace sign. When the palm of your hand is turned towards you it means disrespect.

[najhoant]

"Hitler has only got one-"

"SILENCE!"

[Hornex321]

Is here anybody who know the title???

[123dodgecharger]

@Hornex321 Allo Allo

[PrettyDancer777]

@Hornex321 'Hitler has only got one ball'? xD

[2345Jan]

@Hornex321 The Great Un escape (last one of season 3)

I think...

[billgoldberg99]

why does this remind me off achmed the dead terrorist ?lol

[TZProdutionz]

nice one

[SneakingFox]

BEST... SHOW....EVER!!!!

Every character has his own way of acting and every episode is probably the same but it NEVER gets old... its soo funny, I love british humor... Rene, Leclerc, Herr Flick.... all of them are just great, great show! Thumbs up if you agree...

[bomberria]

Hitler has only GOT BOMBS!

[CnutRexAnglorum]

eek! Nazi insignia on the Beeb? Can't imagine that going down today. The muslim star and crescent, maybe, but not the Swastika ;)

[Quasarion]

@CnutRexAnglorum The Swastika is also an Indian religious symbol. And anything is possible...

[Left4Karma]

'SHOOTS'.. Tempertemper!

[Mrbloodaxe190]

2 people only have one ball

[jaredlee283]

Lol at the part where hans raise his hands!! LOL!!

[stevapesovic]

Real spontanious laugh among the guys behind, after Hans's singing!! :DD

[szolnok95]

OMG?Better filM?NO?I know a funny French film in which British and French soldiers is stupid! HAHA why picking a Hitler? won because of fraud? Congratulations -.- Losers

[19ac087]

OMG I pissed myself hahahha.

[gomiwomi]

I always felt sad during the end credits...never wanted the show to end.

[MagicalWellecto92]

"Stop talking in ze ranks!"

"Up yours!"

[Ryllelandor]

HAHAHA allo allo is the best comedy ever!

[F4Wildcat]

Tilly on!

Elloo!

Bang on!

Pip wip

Tilly ho!

Chalks away!

Ellooo! Old fruit!

Hitler has only got one SILINCE

Glorious scene!

[StatiDieci]

@F4Wildcat What does it mean please? I can't translate this...

[F4Wildcat]

"If dis is the standard of british airman, how could it happen=Goering lost the battle of britain?"

[bettypro]

did hitler only have one ball? lol

[sundhaug92]

@bettypro It is suspected he lost one during the battle of Somme WW1, but this song is purely propagandic

[SatoTM2]

do not get joke at 1:14 x)

oh wait

nvm x) i got it

why am i posting this....

[Redsoxsfan21]

the song the guy was starting to sing was from some other movie where pow's were marching to there camps.. does anyone know what movie thats from i cant remember for the life of me

[pwner9999]

@Redsoxsfan21

Bridge of River Kwai?

[TheReich01]

Captain Hans Geering

best character ever !!!!!!!!

[talshiarr]

The older guy in the beginning that shouts "up yours!" to the Germans really looks the part. I wonder if he was an airman at some point.

[studiodecibel]

was that really true? did H. really have one testicle? a what a shame...:P so that's why he thought of the lebensraum project, to let the german people do, what he couldn't...XD

[Mindenki066]

Hans the biggest:D My favourite charakter:D:D

[MartinezMKD]

Why don't any of the Germans in this show have the swastika? I know it's an insulting symbol to many but for the authenticity of the show it would've been great

[SniperaceFIN]

@MartinezMKD Because it's a banned symbol in some countries, preventing it from being shown in them.

[MartinezMKD]

@SniperaceFIN that would be an even bigger mockery of the germans and of the whole nazi regime, it seems logical to me that they have it, the countries would allow the show to go on the air if it mocks and doesn't celebrate it

[CallicoJackracham]

@MartinezMKD actually theres a scene of herr flick in an SS sturmbahnfuhrer uniform that has te red arm band with swastika on it i believe the scene is somewhere on youtube. i believe the scene is called helgas wedding dress.

[crazydanuk]

TLAR!

[whowantsabighug]

'TLAR!!!

[lindalewzey]

BEST ALLO ALLO SCENE!!

[LetItBeRockForever]

Hitler has only got one...(we all know what the next word is xP)

[khatrishubham]

Hilarious! :D

By the way, what was that second phrase the cool English prisoner said, after the gunshot?

[hermione1998]

@khatrishubham temper temper

[khatrishubham]

@hermione1998 That's what I thought, but what does he mean by that?

[MrNegativeMrPositive]

@khatrishubham "temper, temper" :P from what i heard :P

[Shaestel]

@khatrishubham -- "Temper, temper!"

[Darkstar263]

I'm currently working my way through each of the series. Nearly finish both volumes of Series 5 so far. I want to treat myself to the final 4 series soon.

I'm hooked on this show, such genius writing. Never fails to make me laugh. This is one of my favourite scenes.

[pawnmaniak]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 lol

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

Better one ball than non like Goebbels. Martha Goebbels was the biggest slut of the third reich, she humped everyone and everything.

[Vladflame]

@Sooksawaspakdee961 magda...madgae goebbells... wife of joeseph goebbels. she also killed her 6 children... 

[Itakoshiann]

Oh god, the bit at 1:14 onwards makes me laugh everytime ! and it's in tune too ! i wonder if the actual pilots of the time were this rebelious yet funny. they'd be brave if so. but allo allo is one of the best comedies in my books. next to blackadder too :)

[sjumppanen]

@Itakoshiann

Kind of sad that most people wouldn't know the words for that song so they can't get the joke. All they now about it is that "it was in that movie" witch gives it kind of bad name. But then again, they couldn't realy sing it in a Hollywood movie.

[bernhardtsen74]

they just aired episode 1 on bbc entertainment!

cant wait to see the whole series again!

Kim Hartman is hot for a blonde!

[DrkRevan]

these actors are geniuses

[crompton33001]

Classic Comedy X-)

[FortFrolicLover]

Haha that gut is so funny :D

[sexibeckyboo]

i was laughting at this for ages, i love it!

[alkazor1]

LMAO

[MrTeamamerica1]

this clip is a classic from the show

[Apv301]

Dunno man, I've seen people that are serious about such things lol

[Apv301]

1:11 ftw XD