Louis C.K. Says the Darndest Things to Kids

[mitchelrivers369]

terrible quality, terrible video

[smhjerry]

i dont get it

[dt0dt0dt0]

R.I.P. headphone users..

[pwnsaucepwny]

She looks like a little Elijah Wood!

[0zMovies]

This video would be Age Restricted if she had said vanilla.

[marcsman229]

@louisck fag

[jboop23]

Wow great music video louis

[jeremiahjacksoncomic]

It's funny because it's diarrhea

[OnePieceLover1175]

He didn't actualy say it to her morons...

[netskot]

@OnePieceLover1175 yes he did

[OnePieceLover1175]

@netskot you must be really really dumb...

[IamTrollingYouNow]

How did I get here from child porn?

[eggroll9000]

@IamTrollingYouNow ...and why is there a video called "2 girls 1 cup" on the right side?

[BlakeTahoe]

@IamTrollingYouNow how do you know this isnt some off-beat fetish child porn where the one watching it can ONLY get off if messy poop is talked about in front of a little girl?

[IamTrollingYouNow]

@BlakeTahoe That would explain why I pre'd

[Blitz567]

i wonder if Zach Galifinakis or Louis CK thought of this idea first...? b/c they both have done it

[HelFKiernan]

@Blitz567 Zach's show was in 01, and he actually did say those things to kids, if that's what you're referring to. This looks like it was edited. Saying shocking things to children (or looking like you are doing so) has also occurred on shows like WKUK and Human Giant.

[LipsOGonnaghan]

i actually had to keep a cup of diarrhoea in my fridge for a week. My own. My doctor asked me to do it. Doctors are fucking weird. They say worse things to children & adults than this every day and get paid fucking big money for it. Thing is I washed the cup and put it back in the cupboard. Now I don't remember which one it was, so I can't face using any of my cups. I drink tea and coffee from a glass with a handle. But I give my house-guests the cups & I get a strange buzz out of that...

[LeBronForTheWin]

@LipsOGonnaghan That's fucking hilarious if it's actually true.

[corpse666ful]

@LipsOGonnaghan So we meet again poop throwing guy.

[UnstableUranium]

He must really hate his daughter

[iLoveEatingPie]

Well, that was stupid.

[dredragon7]

god that show sucked thank god hes doing it right on fx now

[tOOballs]

what the fk are those pants

[strangepapaya]

@tOOballs boner-concealing ones.

[potatoheadleah]

Really? We're taking a comedian's 28 second video and using it to debate whatever personal issues we have? Alright then.

[butt17sex]

@potatoheadleah You must be new here.

[petriandy]

Love ya Louie. Still waiting for 'Pootie Tang II' lol

[karoolta]

as much as i like louis, I don't agree eith him. Espacially the thing about the spoilt generation, thats just bullshit, i didn't choose to be born in 1993 and grow up using computers.. dont critisise me for expecting things to work as well as they should. You think a farmer in the 19th century wouldve be fine with a blacksmith making him a dull blade, or not putting his horses shoes on properly?

a standup genius, but looking at things from an out of date perspective.

[AslansButterfly]

@karoolta I get what you're saying, but I don't think you quite understand the meaning of the word "spoiled". It's never a spoiled person's fault that they're spoiled. Think about it - what do we say about spoiled kids? - "It's not the kid's fault, his parents are the one spoiling him." I do think this generation (actually, the last few generations) in America is pretty dang spoiled - but we didn't "spoil ourselves" - we're spoiled by many factors, such as technology, of the time we live in.

[jimmyshitbags]

@karoolta I can see his point, I mean, on the one hand, people do get way too stressed when everything isn't perfect. On the other hand, this demand for better everything is what drives progress. I think the smartest thing to do is to be the person who doesn't get stressed, but still have the rest of the world stress over stuff so that we get better stuff in the future. That's win-win.

[sooper2dooper3]

He didn't actually say this in front of the girl. It's spliced together. The sound files are of different quality.

[bud389]

And this is why no one cares about Louis C.K.

[XDrSchnugglesx]

@bud389 Lol, you're silly.

[bud389]

@XDrSchnugglesx He's not funny...

[XDrSchnugglesx]

@bud389 > No one cares

> 1,183,683 views

>2,400 ratings

> He's not funny

> 1,923 likes/546 dislikes

Lol you're silly.

[bud389]

@XDrSchnugglesx ok, Avatars the top grossing movie of all time, but it still sucks. fail logic is fail.

[FalconclawOfAQW]

@bud389 No, really. you're the failing one.

[bud389]

@FalconclawOfAQW Says the kid who can't come up with a single reason other than "NO U"

[FalconclawOfAQW]

@bud389 You need reasons? They're right down there, with the earlier comments.

[Amputate]

@bud389 No one cares about Louis C.K? Oh, so that explains how he is so famous and rich. Troll better next time k thanks.

[bud389]

@Amputate Paris Hilton is richer and more famous, does that mean more people care about her? Grow a fucking brain dipshit.

[Amputate]

@bud389 Your analogies are fucking retarded. First of all: Paris was born into a rich family, which is the reason she's rich and famous. Louis is rich and famous from his TALENT you dumbass. And yes, there are people who do care about Paris. Get back to me when you actually have a logical argument and can backup your ridiculous claims.

[bud389]

@Amputate lol, their fucking retarded cause they prove my point? Your the dumbass who can't seem to grasp the fact that im right, oh, and stop using strawman arugments you stupid, retarded, inbred fucknut.

[Amputate]

@bud389 What a surprise; you can't take the fact that I proved you wrong, so you resort to childish insults because you have no argument. You sound like a bratty 3 year old who just got told BIG TIME and now she's have a widdle tantrum. You're in way over your head.

[ElephantTaint82]

@bud389 Lol, Amputate ripped you a new vagina. Just.. just .. accept it dude, you got raped. Period. Nice "Paris Hilton" analogy - LOL! It makes total sense to compare a comedian who's a self-made millionaire to someone who was more rich than you'll ever be the moment she spewed out of her mom's vagina. Fucking moron.

[bud389]

@ElephantTaint82 He won because he couldn't disprove my analogy other than dismissing it? Yea, i think your an inbred retard fucknut as well. I'll brb, gotta go watch some comedians that people have actually heard of.

[ElephantTaint82]

@bud389 Wow, it's worse than I thought. You're not only a fucking moron, you're a piece of shit too. Are you insinuating Louis CK is an unknown comedian? I honestly can say you are one of the biggest retards I've ever come across: Louis CK: Creator / Writer / Director / Editor - Nominated - Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. Nominated -Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series.

Yeah go watch your Chelsea Handler, you squirrel taint bitch.

[laird47]

I like it that Louis ck has his own youtube account and is active in it :D

[danmoc13]

watch?v=raHW0kzoUPA

[stevolution666]

is that katy perry?

[xilentpwn]

INTRO = 100% volume

CONTENT = 20% volume

OUTRO = 100% volume

[GinoZump]

@xilentpwn thus votes against

[Shadowdreamer4]

@xilentpwn thanks for the warning xD

[Jevenaterr]

@xilentpwn Thanks !

[cb7pwn]

@xilentpwn HAHAHA, i almost shit myself reading this..as im adjusting my volume

[MrJarth]

i didn't find it funny but i find almost all his work funny.... sooooo

[elecmahm]

Did he ACTUALLY say that to the kid? They did clever cutting there.

[kingpolaris]

i love vanilla!

[orkmage]

Dane Cook is a fucking loser.

[dj69918]

Ballsiest comedian alive

[komedyizlyfe125]

ehhh

[numbers9to0]

music i sfuckin loud - so i turn volume down, and then spoken words are silent as hell... i turn volume up, but then it's over, and there again is this fuckin loud music!

[Rapatz100]

@numbers9to0 hahaha xD

[1122avery1122]

retard go die

[lonelygnome1]

This just made my day.

[supersizzel]

@hellocama

they look alike dont they

[supersizzel]

i love how her face went after he made his joke :D

[StackCityEntOfficial]

This guy needs his own show called Louis or something! He's great!

[lightside4]

@StackCityEntOfficial lol ye, im sure no one thought about that

[sainktu]

@StackCityEntOfficial Silly! HE HAS HIS OWN SHOW!

[Rosiroo]

@sainktu that's the joke...

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@sainktu No way! Is it called Louis, too? Because that would be the perfect name for his own TV show. If he were to get one, of course.

[sainktu]

@StackCityEntOfficial YES IT IS! Wow, it's almost like you know.

[Gammodore]

Lol omg I love Louis CK

[stone314687]

Brilliant!

[citifan09]

shes like damn i never tried that flavor.

[TheOtterotter]

she looks like don't get it.

[em129836]

If you don't think this is funny and actually think he might be a pedo, then you have no sense of humor. Go have fun with your Dane Cook..

[yurismir1]

@em129836 No actually I don't like Louis CK or Dane Cook. How does it feel to be wrong about everything?

[em129836]

@yurismir1 haha calm down troll and get back under your bridge already

[LennyAndMike]

@em129836 Dane Cook stole jokes from Louis anyway so it's more like "go have fun with your regurgitated and defiled stolen jokes retold like a worthless sycophant by Dane Cook"

[leegle]

@em129836 -Oh so you're saying Dane Cook CAN'T be a pedo? Dane Cook would s**t on Louie CK in being funny AND pedophilia. He's that great. lol

[whosaidpie]

@leegle No no no... dane cook is so awful I'm not even giving his name capital letters

[MrClocwork]

@em129836 Eh, I'm more of a Daniel Tosh fan myself

[shorfan]

@em129836 You actually spoke directly to me. How do you know i like Dane Cook? :O

[SqueesitPlease]

@em129836 YES! i thought i was the only one that hated that obnoxious fuck named dane cook.

[CrackThoseClaws]

@em129836

It's funny, 'cause it's true. Of course he's a pedo, you douche.

[dsaerno]

I DON'T FUCKING GET IT but i'm smiling anyway?

[halovir]

@dsaerno diarrhea is a poo and it should be chocolate colored

[davidls11]

@nyomythus Everyone's a closet pedophile.

[thewhiteblurr]

@shiningforcehero louis ck directed it.

[ShiningforceHero]

how the hell did Pootie tang brought me here?

[PHILAALLDAY]

@ShiningforceHero Louis CK wrote & directed Pootie Tang. He also wrote fro Chris Rock show.

[hukeeb]

if you don't understand why this is funny, look up "satire" on google.

[daughterMYslaughter]

If you're familiar with Louie's humor then it's safe to say you died of laughter. Just imagine the dynamics of his response, context over words.

[cheshirelizzy]

Was that supposed to be funny?

[mattslapsthebass]

are there more of these?

[freshair3451]

Louis...I love you, but that just was not funny.

[ZiahtandEcyla]

Louis CK: Making me scared of having children since 2004.

[heatbucspies55]

That's not Kelly Gould, is it?

[trichomenomitry]

she's cute



[SupperCaarrl]

@sweetuth99

Only God can judge me. So stfu.

[hellopellos]

@SupperCaarrl but god isnt real :O

[dayah17]

when he asked her "why chocolate" i thought he was going to suggest that she was into you know...

[pontepython]

notice that it cuts to a new shot when he says his bit. The kid might not have even been there.

[MrDooyah]

no idea why i am laughing so much at this

[SupperCaarrl]

Haha, imagine if she would have said vanilla.....

that would have been flagged. (y)

[gtrscarlet]

Stupid.

[euphorium420]

@gtrscarlet we cant all be as hilarious as you

[DrMelhem85]

why the video of Louis animation has Fairoz song in the back ground .. ??

Fairouz is a Lebanese singer by the way ...

[c0rp53f4c3]

Is that the girl from curb your enthusiasm?

[FutureScience2012]

and thus the 2girls1cup became into existence 

[bluetwo0]

It's such a simple, stupid sketch, but somehow it took me a minute to burst out laughing like it was a sophisticated joke. Love it.

[JinxStudiosAndStuff]

I love you, man. I just love you with every fiber of my being.

[MPaulHolmes]

LOL. Holy cow that was hilarious.

[GreenGearMood]

Gee, that's not a trick cut at all!

[whitepanther84]

@GreenGearMood My god, you're right. You should get back to your field work really, but Kudos. You're amazing.

[GreenGearMood]

@whitepanther84 I wasn't trying to be groundbreaking, fatass.

[theomega616]

@GreenGearMood No shit, really! Well fuck me.

[GreenGearMood]

@theomega616 "I wasn't trying to be groundbreaking, fatass."

[theomega616]

@GreenGearMood Why did you put that in quotation marks?

My ass isn't fat, it's firm ... like mutton

[cragmac1000]

I'll bet that cup of diarrhea tastes like chocolate, are you interested now?

[Odbarc]

@cragmac1000 Get your friend and a cup.

[mrsanimalcrazy1]

wat a lump of shit

[penisfuckeye]

I'm pretty sure this is edited to look like he said it to her, which only makes me like him more

[Serephus]

This is like the kind of joke an average person, like some kid, would think up - thats what makes it so dam funny

[GTH4250]

Hilarious!

[MRRJD2]

you have to have a broad since of humor, to actually be able to laugh at this.

which i do! and i found hilarious.

and this is from someone who likes to watch Frasier, which its a smart and pretty witty comedy.

[Heartythreat]

Her facial expression is amazing at the end.

[pennydesouza]

Yeah normally he's good but this was lame.

[parboar01]

this video has too many negative comments. I'm going to lighten it up by saying that yes , i am stoned, and yes, this is fucking funny for reasons i can't explain lol. fukyeh.

[rhk01]

me to

[75egcg]

and later on in life that kid grew up to do 2 girls 1 cup

[InternetAesHole]

he doesn't actually say that to the child you fucking idiots, its edited so when he says the kid isn't actually there....that's why there's a different camera angle just on him. fuck you guys are mental midgets

[ariisbest2]

@InternetAesHole ur username totally describes you. does it really piss you off so much that some people may not understand how its shot? calm down and quit trolling in your moms basement.

[InternetAesHole]

@ariisbest2 yah it does piss me off, i hate idiots. if you're an idiot, either shut the fuck up or die...one or the other.

[MrChemicalPony]

@Redshield666 You did.

[IamJacksColon4]

how is this different than the guy that went to jail for singing that song to kids?

[CianCQ]

@IamJacksColon4 This is acted and the retarded parents of that kid agreed and got pay for this.

[whillop]

@IamJacksColon4 Editing , that's how , ya stupid douche .

[IamJacksColon4]

@whillop

the guy singing was also edited you dum cow cunt...god i hate dumb people.

[whillop]

@IamJacksColon4 Your mom and her brother must be so very proud they had a son like you .

[IamJacksColon4]

@whillop

they are actually, unlike yours.

[AlexMacIsKING]

Holy shit I can't stop laughing!

[AttackMyAss]

@tom91775 I don't LOVE him. I like his jokes, but that doesn't mean I have to like everything he puts out. Even he admits most of the stuff he throws out on Youtube are lame, and very hit & miss. This was just lazy IMO.

[fullyhalfempy]

Wait, is it his? He didn't specify. I wanna know who did it, then put it in the freezer. It must be his. Why is he keeping it? Was it a gift? He just found it there, and is keeping it? Maybe the little girl did it and this was his round about way of asking her about it. FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!! IWANNAKNOW!!! Never mind, I just got it.

[TheKipKadillac]

Cup of Diarrhea in the freezer hahahahah

[lagore144]

This would have been much better if 1.) the punchline was a wide shot with both of them in it, so it doesn't look faked, and 2.) if the joke was something like...

LOUIE: "So, what does your mommy do for a living?"

GIRL: "She's a nurse."

LOUIE: "Really? Because I have it on good authority that your mom's a fucking cunt of a whore who's sucking fat nigger cock for money down by the train station as we speak."

GIRL: (brief silence followed by bursting into tears)

[luridtoons]

You people just don't get it. I could watch this a hundred times and still laugh each time.

[antizac]

when it was over, I was thinking "how lame was that", until I burst into laughter

[aliskooti]

@antizac i thought the whole thing was lame till i read your comment. lmao

[host47]

@antizac so true! exactly!

[Orf]

@antizac it's all about the music

[RockyBalboa211]

...Well...that was funny?

[tokutom]

WTF?! That's like something I'd make!

[MrChemicalPony]

@Redshield666 Priests aren't joking.

[Redshield666]

@MrChemicalPony

Who the fuck asked you?

[Redshield666]

And this guy accuses priests of going after kids?

[CianCQ]

@Redshield666 I'll tell you about diarrhea then rape you up the ass, you'll tell me which one you prefer.

[Redshield666]

@CianCQ

You couldn't get it up that high, boy. PIss off, or I'll tell your mommy you're not down for your nappy. No pablum for you, tonight!

[nord540]

@Redshield666 what the fuck you on about he was only talking to the child, you have a sick mind man

[Forteverum]

lol I couldn't stop laughing at this all day.

It's stupid on purpose. That's why it's funny...Like his "dogsn't" joke.

[SeanDaRyan]

ahaha this is the best

[makaveli3900]

lol!!!!!!!!

[Brainkiller]

lold hard

[strif109]

I wish you'd post more videos like this to youtube. Really looking forward to the next season of "Louis!" And as a fellow Bostonion, let me just say that "Youah wicked funny, dude. That shit about Bill Gates is faakin retaadid. Let's go the the Golden Bananaer in Reveah!"

[OutspokenNaysayer]

@strif109 dude when does the new season come out

[LazyLim0nada]

@OutspokenNaysayer OR "I'm sitting on a cock cuz Im gay"

[tropixsongs]

lol!