Banned From TV! - Funny Dutch Commercial

[birthnight]

This is unrealistic. If this was really the Netherlands, the driver would have sped off at top speed only to break hard on the ass of a bicyclist, pushing him into the sidewalks (where people are trying to walk).......... and it would be raining...

[missiolivia]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TaoPiet]

In some way this is such a 'catchy' song.

[tehdutchguy]

haha the woman and the children are tan but the dude is just red!

[grenader124]

"I want to fuck yo in me ass" at 0:17 Lol

[Anoek66]

ahahahahaahaa

[paardenfleur]

XD XD XD XD XD wa zijn hollanders toch weer leuk :D

[lilsx1]

55 people don't wanna learn englisch

[lf99able]

what does anal sex have to do with language training

[lilsx1]

@lf99able they don't understand what the song is saying because they can't speak englisch

[capemen9]

@lf99able it's the fact that those decent people like the song allot as following they maybe sing it and don't know what they are saying..

[MrMarkove]

@lf99able its a joke thos old people and the kids don't know what it means so they are going to shake on it if they knew they will turn it off :D

[bleushift]

@MrMarkove no thegood part is the kids KNOW what it means teh parents dont but the kids just play along

[Tonyrockwalker]

@lf99able It's dutch, it doesn't have to make sense

[tomboeg15]

Haha da's een goede

[XMonkeyBrainizationX]

This is what i call SOME GOOD DUTCH HUMOR!

[funnyzomergirl]

Zie die vader genieten dan,, faal!

[marjan12342]

LOL zo vreselijk fout.

[xSniperStreakHDx]

ahahahahaa THumps up als je NL bent

[robinmooy]

How times changed...

Hoe de tijden zijn veranderd ^^

[therealwouter]

it wasnt banned lol

[sander395]

this commercial was never banned:P you can say whatever you want on dutch tv!

[fonkelster]

@sander395

Not true

[sander395]

@fonkelster really? youre from Argentinië and im from holland, i think i have a little more knowledge of this matter!

[fonkelster]

@sander395

Ik heb 14 jaar in NL gewoond, en sinds 4 jaar terug in Argentina.

Je mag helemaal niet alles zeggen wat je wil op de Nederlandse TV. Denk maar aan bijvoorbeeld racisme of grove reclames die van de tv worden gehaald als er veel mensen over klagen. Zegt de stichting reclamecode je niets? Er bestaan zelfs reclame regels.

Daarbij is het een vooroordeel dat wanneer je in Nederland woont, je meer over dit soort zaken zou weten.

[sander395]

@fonkelster ja hehe ik heb het over schelden einstein.

[fonkelster]

@sander395

dussss mag je dan daadwerkelijk ALLES (whatever you want) zeggen?

nee :)

[JazmnLove]

@fonkelster Ja je mag alles zeggen in Nederland.

Kijk maar naar Geert Wilders..

[fonkelster]

@JazmnLove

Zoals je misschien weet hebben de Nederlandse kamerleden een grotere vrijheid van meningsuiting dan de Nederlanders zelf.

[fonkelster]

@JazmnLove

Daarbij hebben we het hier over reclame, dus tv, waardoor het automatisch een andere discussie wordt.

[MrBolibob]

@JazmnLove volgens mij zat de stekker er uit :P

[sander395]

@fonkelster het leek mij duidelijk dat je uit het onderwerp van de commercial, en mijn reactie daarop kon afleiden dat ik het over schelden enz. had, maar blijkbaar was dat dus niet:P maar je hebt idd gelijk dat je niet alles mag zeggen.

[bodysurfer1234]

@Superpiair

well we went all over holland and it was beautiful soo yes i know its not all bout drugs thanx though

[PixieGlitter007]

I wanna fuck you again XD

[bodysurfer1234]

@sebergast

shoooot boy umm im dutch yeah and well in amsterdam there are like alleys filled with pot shops!!!

wait have u actually ever been there i know u said u live rhere but umm take a look aroun dude!! man do u like live in a tulip er sumthin

pot is every where!!!!

[Debbie321lopez]

Those girls in the back know what its about :P

[devilownsmenot500]

no the dutch shouldn't learn english this is funny

[bodysurfer1234]

@DonSilicone

haha it was really fun my great gparents were born there i loved the tulips and stuff but the 'red light district' and the marijuana was kinda disturbing.............

[sebergast]

@bodysurfer1234 holland is not about marijuana, i live here my whole life and never seen any drugs

[Tienkamp87]

@sebergast Open your eyes mate, in every coffeeshop you can find it :)

(Yes, I'm Dutch :P)

[sebergast]

@Tienkamp87 dus... daar hoef je niet naartoe,

[Superpiair1]

@bodysurfer1234

Holland is bigger than Amsterdam. It is kind of a shame that foreigners mostly know Holland because of drugs etc. For also the nature is beautiful, the people are nice (mostly), we have lots of culture, etc. etc. I would say: come to Holand and dont only go to Amsterdam. Then you know what I mean.

[BlueEyedWhiteRebel]

If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much!

[caleblich2]

wow, ik "Engelse maar lol

[xree10]

NL ik ken die reclame nog

UK i remamber that commercial

[TheGameHive]

@xree10 Lol, the funny thing is.. you actually written it wrong too

[spamkam]

@TheGameHive

you wrote? xD

[JosephThaneson]

...Can I get #fucked in the #ass too?

plzkthx <3 xD

[radozranger]

uhh WTF WAS DAT SHIT?

[TheBlrr]

O.0

[BavelTV2]

nice volvo 340

[MoonLilly92]

O.o

[MaaikeGitaar123]

im sorry ...

[xxxVincexx]

HOLLAND !!!

[iiCraziie]

Wtf

[NLPhantom97]

Hahahahahaha

[MaaikeGitaar123]

nederlandse mensen zijn gewoon awesome .. dutch people are awesome!!!! happy i live here



[FierceGriffon]

@MaaikeGitaar123 dont be so vain.

[whatupguy1]

YAH good song hope you have fun grampa

[GETOFMAHLAWN]

ill tell u the difference between cheeseheads and dutch poeple:

those kids in the car:cheeseheads

doutzen kroes:dutch woman

me:awesomeness of the netherlands

(just kidding)

[RainCastle88]

good..

[hunkatiel]

Otherwise known as the theme song of the IRS or pretty much any other government run agency.

[mboczkal]

i wanna



[bafri1989]

I wanna be fucked in my ass.;)

[Meansofviewing]

@bafri1989

so, we got ourselfs a date?

wait,

befor that, what gender... nevermind that :D:D:D:D:D

[SietskeZ]

Note that this commercial was never "banned". The commercial was never shown during a commercial break, simply because the actual "language company" does not exist. The advertisement company who made this commercial, simply created it because they liked the idea.

[FransPannekeet]

And a real Dutch car. The Volvo 340 made in Netherlands.

[XxMrPencilShavingsxX]

XD that dad is gettin down to that song!

[MarktgInnovation2Day]

Cool video thanks - have favourited on our channel here - we favourite the best brand videos on youtube. Cheers

[OnyxCode]

will you decipher the OnyxCode ...

[rebeccaskye]

Heres a great new song by Rebecca Skye - Hope you like it...

[bodysurfer1234]

hehe im going to amsterdam in 12 days!!!!!!

[DonSilicone]

@bodysurfer1234 hey mate .., how was your trip to amsterdam ?

[Temaile]

Great. Now I've got the song stuck in my head.

[this1900]

I'm dutch. This ad is hilarious xD

[fizzer76]

Lol

[datzfast]

its funny because the little girls Know English and the Old Gran parents do not.

but the little girls do not tell the gran parents anything. and yes they know all about the anal sex with men.

[MrLinolinares]

focken nigerZ are damn plague and worthless

[aellarex]

Would all you Dutch & Flemings come to the US settle here and help us rid our society from basic freeloaders? I sure don't want all my ancestors work go to waste. Date that from 1634C.E. We can build a beautiful country unlike any other that has existed. We are watching our inheritence being gobbled up. Of course you know that Netherlanders are our closest relatives to Anglo-saxons in Europe. The Scotch lowlanders are Anglo=saxon from Northumbria but don't want to admit it.

[mandydoeadearable]

hahahahahahah poop my pantaloons hillarity

[lakiepoo93]

oh....my.....god 0.O

[cpo2u]

OMFG I almost died laughing!!!!

[hockeystick6789]

The girls really like this.

[pergaren]

nope... his name would be a proper Dutch name, Dick Kok

[17aung]

nice english language training center. i wonder if the teacher's name is Mr.Fuck !

[alkleiza1995]

@sugartub thank you

[amsterdamjamz]

Outhere Brothers: i want to fuck you in the ass

[WTF1wr1ownage]

Song?

[jonasv19]

@WTF1wr1ownage what do you think , i wanna fuck you in the ass LOL

[sidvick12]

46 people got fucked in the ass!!

[vierkeervier]

xD

[sugartub]

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL. GOD BLESS THE DUTCH!!!

[bosaap10]

@sugartub thanks :) im dutch and i also like america :D

[HottieSjoerd]

@sugartub dankuwel=thank u

[RogierV12]

This wasn't banned here in holland!

This kinda shit is ok on dutch tv! :)

[sugartub]

@RogierV12 kickass!!!

[Lepilendron]

@RogierV12 Deze reclame is waarschijnlijk wat ouder (ik ken hem niet) en ze hebben een oude auto. Toen waren ze nog wat 'preutser'. En bovendien, de meeste mensen in Nederland spreken al Engels.

[vuilnisgek]

@Lepilendron

de auto stamt uit 1984.. deze reclame is van de eind jaren 80.

gr john

[MyJamjar]

o the epicness

[MuziekFan1995]

Haha, great!

[imdetamilboy]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO ahahah

[Jamelzy]

@legionofwarriors you shouldn't judge a whole country just because you've seen a couple of dutch people whom you find ugly.. I've never been to your country. What would you say if i told you that almost everyone in your country is ugly? you're just being a dick.

[MrDesklamp4]

Sounds like tall = ugly to legionofwarriors. :D

Poor guy.

[DeathRat751]

rofl i was watching a black ops video and it was a fake vid and this song played xD

[L33TGuYY]

LOL

[amsterdamjamz]

Thanks to the Indonesians for the wonderful foods like Sate and Gado Gado and so much more that has become like a thread woven into the dutch culture. One wouldnt (shouldnt) come to Holland and not eat Rijstafel or Babi Pangang. Right!?

[RudeComment]

,,yes isn't that wonderful?, maybe one day about 50 years from now you stupid Dutch will be extinct from using to much birth control and all the Hindus and Muslims will replace you, isn't that great ?

[Dragula1888]

@RudeComment

Let me guess. You have no friends. Your dad horribly raped you when you were a child. Your mum sells herself round the corner from her house so that she go out and score some smack.

[stevensan92]

I am from Batavia (former name for Jakarta) and I love Dutch culture! As a former Dutch colony citizen, I wish Nederlands-Indië should have been assimilated under Koninkrijk der Nederlanden. But Indonesian people at that time were stubborn and chose independence instead... Well, thanks to the Dutch, 20% of Indonesian words can be traced back to Dutch root.

[stevensan92]

Oh, and Indonesian old spelling is exactly the same with those of Dutch. :)

[Lizzio1980]

We can see Legionofwarriors is jealous on the dutch culture and country. Sorry we arent that poor as your country.. and sorry our women dont got beards... I am not sure why posting dutch girls are ugly there are enough videos that show you we have some real beautys compared with your sister or mom

[sakbbmffl]

Lol

[legionofwarriors]

I come from pecs

[richiethediehard]

@legionofwarriors

Where did you say you come from?

[legionofwarriors]

no I said for such a small country with 16 million I have never seen so many people who look so off , ugly , lacking sun , out of shape tall unattracted women . its weird. not all dutch people are ugly of course but the ones who actually look nice and descent arent native dutch at all...

[Gyohdon]

@legionofwarriors What part of the country have you seen?

There are enough beautiful dutch women here.

Maybe it's because we like it natural and not all man made, like in the United States of America.

[legionofwarriors]

@Gyohdon

every single par , but rotterdam region is by far the worst.

not enough what Ive seen for 16million , only a couple.

natural? then ok ur naturally ugly. thats fine because there are natural german girls who look ten times better and they are natural like dutch.

southern countries like slo , cro , srb bosina , hungary have the most beautiful women chez republic and more countries. they are all natural not plastic , compraed to ur dutch girls who look horrible. sorry its the truth.

[Gyohdon]

@legionofwarriors Hahaha, so you're from those parts.

Bushy pussy-Europe.

I laugh at your attempt to call others ugly.

[legionofwarriors]

@Gyohdon

no. but they live a healthier life than you obviously , no matter where from.

you live in a sick country. you have my sympathy

[Gyohdon]

@legionofwarriors Where do you base this on?

Nothing.

Keep failtrolling, it's hilarious.

[Iceyyyyyage]

@legionofwarriors

sorry but u talk nonses.

learn the trith before u wanna spread it.

[Thebassjunk]

@legionofwarriors This is pretty funny considering most countries you mention are known to have women who love to paint their hair or plastically change their look. Not in Holland though. Here such things are considered 'weird'. But hey what would you know in plastic-hooker infested Malaysia. :')

[owx2a]

@legionofwarriors I don't know if this is true, but we can be 100% sure about one thing; you lack any basic social skills.

[opsieflopsie]

@legionofwarriors i think you mean attractive. and decent. o, and you're full of shit.

[janmansde3dede]

@legionofwarriors pretty much every European (except for spain and portuga) country have people who looks the some, What you said is bullshit its like saying that every one in italy have big italian mustaches

[rubke1980]

@legionofwarriors

go visit england. there are the most ugly women.

and for the hottest go visit sweden.

[TyPatSmith]

@rubke1980 no ive been to sweden, the women are beautiful, but most have at least one VD, its just not worth it

[daanappels5808]

legionofwarriors, what the fuck:S Ever heard of Doutzen Kroes for example? So much international models are Dutch, and you dare to say there are only ugly people in Holland?

Go check your sources for christ sake...

[jedwalker10]

@daanappels5808 All the Dutch girls I know here are fine as hell

[erifrij]

@daanappels5808 but those are international models, average dutch girls are ugly. i live in holland so i know.

[daanappels5808]

@erifrij Well thanks, so my girlfriend is ugly?

Your probably as ugly as my ass, and so you speak about yourself and your own experience, but that doesn't need to say that people besides you and your friends are ugly as hell too;)

By the way, I live in Nederland too, so I know too:)

[erifrij]

@daanappels5808 praat dan nederlands bilhoofd, ik en mijn vrienden zijn niet lelijk, meisjes waarmee ik omga ook niet. maar kijk rond op straat man, er zijn genoeg lelijke mensen.

en ja je vriendin is waarschijnlijk fakking lelijk.

[rubenandpimslapping]

@erifrij uhhhh you maybe should try out of your league ? then you'll see there are beautiful girls here

[legionofwarriors]

@mizziej

those are the words of a desperate man. do you even uderstand the word ugly at all? dutch nation is without a doubt the weridest and ugliest nation by far. men , women even more. the term beauty is unknown in ur country , or what you might think is beautiful and nice is actually very opposite to everyone.

you ur country is very very overrated in terms of high living standards. the truth is that no one likes ur country even native dutch leave their own country for x amount or reasons.

[19Ferrari93]

@legionofwarriors so how come that more than 1/4 of the country aren't really dutch??

[denniscaspers]

do some research before talking bullshit

[janmansde3dede]

@19Ferrari93 Because somehow our land is so attractive for turkeys,Moroccans, well... pretty much all country´s where there isn´t easy to get a job, They really need to stop coming into our land !, I mean Im not a racist by any means but the Netherlands is SO SMALL almost everyone have to live in apartment buildings and especially am I pissed that they always have to say how shitty our land is for no reason,Fine why don´t you go back ? and they say fuck you..

I really don´t get it, why our land?

[19Ferrari93]

@janmansde3dede I tottally agree

[SkillRespawn]

lol

[jw200485]

Don't be upset about some stupid people here, my beloved neighbors. They're just jealous because you live in the best country in the world. Nothing can beat old gouda!

Greetings from Germany! I really need to learn dutch.

[megadeth171souls]

hahahaha OMG .. look at their expressions to the song ..!! LMAO ...!!

[nautbijker]

don't say that dutch people are ugly!!! i am dutch

[jbloveyou27]

@legionofwarriors

whahahah! XD

omg,, it's so funny to see all those arogant people, thinking they're better than someone else!

wake up! you're not better than anyone here! XD

[12DeleteYourself]

epic fail tan of the mom

[computerfriekie]

@12DeleteYourself Its there grandmother

[kasiekaas]

@darthvaderism het is weggehaald van de TV. ;)

[jbloveyou27]

@legionofwarriors

and who do you think you are?

you think you're that much better? XD

and then you say we're one sick nation,,!

first look in the mirror! XD

[legionofwarriors]

@jbloveyou27

calm down. I know that dutch people are worst looking in the world. no doubt. oh I have plenty of mirrors and when Im walking Im just better than all of you.

all southern people are better looking than you.

you look awful

[warjandeviking]

@legionofwarriors

and where the fuck do you live ?

fucking france or sickening spain

pff in every country are sick people

not only in holland

[djunk666]

LOL !

[legionofwarriors]

they are one sick nation. there are numerous of proofs.

[Laxave]

@legionofwarriors

Oh yeah, and I presume that you have some kind of evidence?

And before you 'proof' your point please describe what you mean with 'sick'.

And furthermore, I suppose that you live in a 'sick-people-free' country?

[legionofwarriors]

@Laxave

nothing to discuss here obviously. 16mil and so little sane people , you are the worst in whole Europe. and high living standard my arse. ever wonder why so many native dutch leave the country?......seek help man.

[Sander0027]

@legionofwarriors

If you live in south europe how can you say that we are a stupid country?

I doubt you have ever been there.. And if you have been there you also don't know enough about us to know we are stupid :)

Lol about your 'proofs' that we are stupid, like you did some investigation or something :p

[miezziej]

@legionofwarriors I want to see your proof. Not wikipedia proof that is. Please enlighten me!

And btw, what you may find ugly, is beautiful to others and vice versa. Personally, I don't like the typical south European look. But in every country there are ugly and beautiful people.

Imo you don't qualify for beautiful because you're already ugly on the inside.

[frans251270]

@legionofwarriors apparently you're ugly as fuck yourself since there's no pic of you on your profile. Neither on mine, but I wasn't the one who started insulting people here

[sabichou410]

Hahahahhaha So funny

[amsds9147]

lol - that is awesome!

[joeinferno23]

@goatblaat o_0 bullshit o_0 :P

[1mro1]

2 van die veel te brave meisjes op de achterbank xD hahaha

[Clankio]

O.o This was on Dutch TV? BRING IT BACK!! ><

[joeinferno23]

bullshit this must of been edited by someone surely

[GoatBlaat]

@joeinferno23 No, this is an official advert which was on the Dutch television o.o

[darthvaderism]

@joeinferno23 no i have seen it on tv really :O

[sanchirfrance]

GREMANY PEOPLE NOT STUPID EUROP NUMBER 1 IQ PEOPLE BUT SPEAK ENGLISH IS VERY WRONG TIME OPEN IN GERMANY

[snubl]

@sanchirfrance Ehh, what?

[nielsdendikken]

@sanchirfrance er what?

[jannen27]

Lmao

[runescapepken2]

c1000 reclame is egt mongolig met die vrouw woesshh!

[6Jossiel6]

Does this song really exists ??