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  • you actually look like a vamp in the theatre

  • Hes like the gay online Gamer!

  • was that a lady in the bathroom? o.o

  • God!!! Fabian has beautiful eyes, and is extremely beautiful

  • hahhahha, im accually starting to believe that your a twilight fan xD

  • ure right it's not girly it's gay

  • I'm fairly certain cinemas have it dark while they are showing the movie and the audience would have light on their faces

  • the fact that he ran into the girl's bathroom made this the best vlog in vlog history.

  • how are you gonna vomit all you drink is blood...

  • JASPER NO!!

  • EPIC!

  • Can't he just read the books to find out what happens?

  • was he in the girls bathroom

  • It's actually kind of creepy how good of an actor he is...

  • wow, i cant imagine what the man in the restroom with "fabio" was thinking about him

  • unicorns are more manly then twilight....cause hell, unicorns got a spear glued on their head

  • @pioyuter and cause they appear in harry potter ;)

  • @pioyuter dude totally watch /watch?v=Q2mv-xrv2ow

  • lol sparkly :D

  • Defending Twilight as being manly while having glitter and a pink frohawk.....

  • OMG UR SO GOOFY I WANT U TO BE MY BFF!!!

  • UR AMAZZZZZZING!!! I have that fang necklace!!! U are the ultimate fan!!!

  • That was the ladies restroom.

  • jacobs abs r FAKE!

  • YOUR SO LOUD AND YOUR IN THE MOVIES BABIES DIDNT CRY!!!!!

  • hes wearing a jacob t shirt wen he said he likes edward 0.0

  • You should all be aware that this is not for real cause seriously? No one would act like this. It's just another of the skits that reckless tortuga does

  • GET A LIFE !!!!!

  • bellas a slut

  • he is count fagula

  • lol 1:22 theres a girl in the toilet

  • hahahahhah still so funny

  • You now wath your right sense of humor, but you make fun of other persons mother you son of a hooker.

  • xD just so yew know, the final harry potter was MORE emotional. :)

  • haha id love to go to the movies with this guy

  • he wen t in the girls bathroom

  • This is funny as hell but its actually some crazy weird people out there like this

  • You are the most stupid person of the f****** world!

  • @Pdf1631

    Come back to youtube when you have a sense of humor.

    P.S I jizzed in your moms face and said Boom! headshot

  • i think tht's lindsay in the girls room

  • Did anyone notice that he ran into the woman's washroom ?

    1:22

  • Did you see his face at 0:36??

    LMAO!!

  • @PhishTacko XD it's for comedic effect i guess roflmao

  • why was he in the girls bathroom??

  • did he actully see the movie

  • I can't stop laughing xD!!!

  • you could read the books

  • so...r u like a guy or a girl?

  • What happen Eric? I thought you were a 12th prestige commander...what happened? you fell to Twilight...i believed in you...*tear* lol jk

  • i wish alucard was in twilight....

  • LOLOLOL... did he go in the ladies bathroom LOLOL

  • LMFAO MOM AT THE CORNER I DONT WANT ANY OF MY FANS TO SEE ME WIT U LMFAO DUDE IS FUNNY AS SHIIT

  • Why don't you have a tv show? So many AMAZING QUOTES! OK...Here's a few:

    "Jasper NO!"

    "Announcement time!"

    "That's totally manly, I liked it..."

    "By the power of the Volturi I order you to go see New Moon..." HAHAHAH

  • thumbs up if u paused to see the candy

  • going out with that get-up on in public- you are a very brave man. ;)

  • @ivlust I think you mean that HE"S GOT BALLS!

  • why does this have somany dislikes :/

  • if you were in the movie with me..I would've punched you

  • They actually presented the movie at midnight?

    ...I can´t imagine the shitload of mom´s cars outside afterwards D:

  • DAMN IT, I FUCKING HATE YOU, GOD...... bitch ruined the ending

  • chuck norris will end twilight:D

  • @ 0:46 he says he wishes he could have ridden on edwards back. he wishes he could hump ed ward.

  • indian?! not cool man...

  • who does actually believe this guy is for real? i could tell you that: he' a great actor!

  • LOL INFRONT OF EVERYONE? You have balls! XD

  • @deathgirl856 Yes... yes he did

  • He has fans?

  • wait did he just run into the ladies room...

  • at 1:25 was that a chick is he in the girls bathroom!??!?!?

  • @tilt347 haha ya XD

    

  • Hahaha, this made me realize how I hate people who don't read the books first, and only watch the movies

  • Pretty accurate... Twilight fans are fucking WE TODD DID.

  • this has to be 1 of the funniest things i have ever seen

  • 0:17 "Forbidden fruits"... wow they really hit the nail on the head! lol =P

  • I hate twilight they suck. i wish  Blade would kill them all

  • @alvarado669 i wish jason freedy and scream would kill them all but a mortal can kill em XD

  • @alvarado669 yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa finaly someone with brain on internet

  • @alvarado669 ha i love thoes movies

  • @alvarado669 thats rigth go Blade kill them all and don't forget abaut tath gay man that make videos abaut them!!!

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  • Just for the people who are too dumb to understand. hes making fun of the twilight fans. if you cant tell he walked into a bathroom where it had the girll from some of these other videos washing her hand in the background. lol gahhhh but hes hilariouus(:

  • Lol dude, you've got balls. good actor too don't know if i could do that...

  • the person sitting next 2 u must have wanted 2 kill u!lol

  • LMAOOO @ him running in the ladies room lol

  • 0mg his sarcasm is great

  • I am SOOO glad this is a joke. lol

  • you could read the damn books

  • took alot of ball to go to a movie like that... good job

  • lmao. HILarious. omg.

  • This is scary acting!

  • wtf!?!?! gay??

  • i love how hes actually in the theater

  • why he has glitter all over his face?

  • @j053ro it's because he's trying to sparkle like the vampires in the movie do when they go out into the sun. makes no sense why it's now because it's dark out tho lol

  • Damn this is epic

  • Dude I love you you are freaking amazing I just watches all your videos. And I like totally want you for a best friend now.

  • twilight is porn for little girls and the carmal guy nos that if you watch his other vids there hilarious hes pretending to be gay i hope i mean honestly if he was gay it would of hert him to like the shit out of that one dike lol

  • OMFG HE WENT TO THE MOVIES LIKE THAT??? PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS A FAG PROBABLY LMFAO!

  • please answer me.did you REALLY went to see the movie like that?or is it a fake cinema room?

  • Hilarious!!!LOL it was a TERRIBLE movie. The Actors were really bad, I laughed in some parts. I wasted my money

  • in Russia you bite vampire

  • @BillysFlipCamcorder its not real you fucktard hes acting

  • when he cries its so funny

  • whats on his face: Sweat. Glitters, JIZZ... you know the awnser

  • LOL "Bring kleenex."

  • Okay.

    This needs to stop.

    Its a fucking movie.

    Sorry,

    Its a pathetic excuse for a movie.

  • @BillysFlipCamcorder He's acting to take the piss out of the people that bum the movie but yes, you're totally right to be honest.

  • What the fuck... they made candy too... -.-

  • @Thorbamse you can get it at blockbuster.....i worked there when this garbage came out

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  • @jlb328 Lmao I think he is... Pause at 1:22 and theres a girl washing her hands

  • @MegaFunnyBlog lol thats one of his freinds in real life i think lol it looks like her from behind

  • This is AWESOME!! even though twilight is the gayest, most faggotty movie ever shown in theaters....

  • all i see is Online Gamer most of the time lol

  • people in the bathroom were probably like WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • r u gay

  • @appleman3000able Hes an actor dipshit

  • @Rekahn000 A brilliant fucking actor. I've seen all of his stuff prior to this, and I still thought it was a real video.

  • dood i've seen ur black opps shit but now this wtf areu gay? or just stupid?

  • @appleman3000able dude hes acting stfu :D

  • xbox loads faster than the Fed Ex people :D

  • Scariest shit... ever.

  • Hold down the 1 key to watch Fabian get a blow job lol

  • Hahahaha

  • Mom!!! Get the Car! rrarrrrr

  • lmfao is he gay or just acting like it?? lol

  • @dogeydog6 hes acting watch his other videos he has a girlfriend

  • @choco59901 lol iv been watching his vids n u mean that one girl when he was at that party he hes waiting to use the bathroom n he hears someone say headshot bitch n he walks in n says boner is that her??

  • @dogeydog6 i think beacuse in the online gamer 3 he goes toung to toung with her and its HEADSHOT BIATCH

  • @choco59901 It's called acting <.< plus they had to redo that kissing part like 5 times cus they were grossed out, check the online gamer bloopers.

  • @dogeydog6 nope

  • @wes196 funniest shit ive ever heard

  • anyone note that he was in the ladys rest room?

  • @MrStayPuff13 yeah lol

  • The funny thing is that people are actually stupid enough to think that this is reall. lol

    I lovve Reckless Toruga ♥

  • makes me wanna it popcorn

  • @myself36 it's an act dumbass he's making fun of people who really act like this.

  • lol i cried throughout the movie. like hysterically.

  • He's making fun of gay twilight fans lol

  • @Falloutglitch Yeah its pretty obvious, reason its so funny! 

  • @Falloutglitch so every twilight fan =D

  • @Falloutglitch and thats what makes it so funny

  • who is he really making fun of though?

    

  • OLOLOL

    "That's totally manly. I mean, I liked it."

  • LMAO!!!!!

  • weird thing is ppl really act like that

  • did no one else notice that he went into the womens toilet?

  • Ok everyone who doesn't already understand...hes acting, and making fun of twilight fans.

  • its hilarious how so many people think this is a real blog...

  • this guy is such a fucking homo

  • @myself36 lol did u c his online gamer 1

  • I HAVE THAT SHIRT! LOL LOVE IT :)

  • No, JACOB NO!

  • This guys awesome, the acting's incredible.

  • Ahaha you are so awesome for actually going to the movie theatre and doing this! Xp

  • omg this is so funny:P... he laugh almost, did you see? lol

  • Just shows that you dont have to curse to make something funny

  • I can t help thinking...i so want his necklace

  • He's not serious is he?

  • @CheeseyNameHere No watch the rest of his vids like Online gamer. he has alot of Personas.

  • @CheeseyNameHere no hes acting

  • lol so epic.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Back in the good old days, vampires sucked blood, not dick.

  • @wes196 Its scripted dude.

  • @wes196 hahah

  • @wes196 this is so true dude

  • Dude... did you realy watch the movie to make this "blog"? Wow... you realy took one for the team..

  • you're freakin' awesome!!!

  • YOURE NOT MANLY YOU GUAT LICKING FAGGOT !!!!

  • @Starwarsfan1guy you do know that he's taking the piss out of all twilight fans...

  • Eric you're the best dude

  • i hope u guysrelise this is a comedy and not real

  • do u seriously like twilight