The Gentlemen's Rant: Shopping

[BukThoDoe]

gentleman's rant: club parties

[LadieZman3127]

Gentleman's Rant: Dumbass Teachers

[Jwm6699]

I love getting gift cards to places I used to shop at when I was 15, and trying to fit in at highschool. I graduated 4 years ago. Buy me giftcards to best buy and put 50 bucks on it, and you just became my favorite aunt.

[MrDerpgasm]

about online shopping: not all of us have any way to shop online (credit cards, etc)

[GarbageDisposalGuy]

@MrDerpgasm Anyone can go to a corner store/gas station and buy a prepaid visa

[sweetembrace1224]

Santa isnt real...!

[redsox18able]

two top comments the same...screw that

[chadycakes]

The Gentleman's Rant: The Gentleman's Rant

[xcutelilasianx]

what to guys want for birthdays -_- iz stumped what to get my boyfriend

[MrAnderone]

@xcutelilasianx Does he have an xbox or ps3? Or maybe get him a PsVita. Or if it's too expensive give him a coupon for free 'nookie nookie whenever wherever. He can only use it one time. Guys love that sort of power.

[xcutelilasianx]

@MrAnderone hey thanks! the 3rd option seems pretty affordable for me XD

[princessascratchy]

My dad is so easy to shop for. Give him a hunting knife, and I'M the favorite starting this new year.

[Jenni1514]

"I'd like you to know that santa's not real."

[dwith62]

wait? Santa isnt real?



[SpenceIsAChef]

Umm...I actually still do have some porn on VHS...

[MrWillipea]

@SpenceIsAChef so do i. but the tapes are all sticky.

[ThisDyingSoul1992]

could you please do a video about people who take the funniest jokes from these videos, and post them in the comments, and the subsequent people who then hit the thumbs up button so that it ends up being the top comment: so gentlemen such as myself can take no pleasure in said joke. It makes me sad.

[PoshFC11]

what, santa's not real?

[TheJackkun]

2.5.7....................JUST DO IT!!!!

[tectoniccrasher]

you're all a bunch of insensitive pricks, i love it!!

[VbHelper101]

You still watch you porn on VHS?!

xD

[TPJazzek]

I just got this... every kiss begins with "k"

☺ → ☼

[andycf87]

OH MY GOD 1:18

[TinselFairy]

Kinda really wish I didn't have a sister now.

[dragongirl82002]

You guys make me really glad I don't have a sister to be compared too xD

[SuperCameronRobin]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Ohio

[palentologist]

"niggas really do be savin money on black Friday, though" hahahaha

[heidiroseross]

The Gentleman's Rant: Roommates

[10GaugeManiac]

i won that toy off ebay by sniping at the last second from a hapless user who's handle is ooJLEoo

...crap

[aznboionfya]

man u guys make me depressed about my relationship. but i keep watching dis shit anyways =.=

[avenged7xXxXxX]

Dafuq

[caddieblues413]

Cheese.

[xXGreyWolf]

I really hate all these guys

[Nakedwow]

Next rant: Youtube comments... ffs these suggestions are hard to read. Strange to feel so bad for someone and want to punch them in the face.

[blackxbamboo]

Next rant: DMV. Or PETA.

[bbnbabun]

I don't watch porn in VHS, BUT I still have my very own copy in BETA of "Talk Dirty to Me 3".

[marlinm60ss123]

Gentlemans Rant: that person that follows you around, and you just dont want to tell them to fuck off because you dont want them to feel bad.

[MahinMiah1]

Nicki minaj and Lady gaga are so fucking annoying !!

[ptwolf1]

"niggas do be saving money on black friday though." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh trevon.

[ghrpdx]

@ptwolf1 My favorite line too!

[yungmeadowgrashopper]

Press 2 multiple times

[mscocorosie]

I'm reasonably certain I would die if I spent 73 hours in a Burlington Coat factory.

[lisa41040]

:D

[JumbledFilms]

niggazreallydobesavin'moneyonb­lackfridaythough.

[junior214223]

i still watch vhs porn, no one checks the vcr anymore

[TheBarbieGirl012345]

your voice is sexy (guy at end)

[lols12169]

NOOOOO SANTA!!!

[DRBrettage]

There should be a Gentelmans Rant TV show...

[ARTISTICLYSTUPID]

1:40 is soo true! lol

[goofball18]

gentleman's rant: religion/church

[Cleverbot777]

you guys are so mean! but very funny lol

[QcWordUp]

the point of shooping is to get some chicks back home , but i beleive you know that haha

[TheOldpeep89]

id eat a donkeys ass while it fucks my girlfriend for a 75% discount!

[betkiss]

whaaaaat... santa is not real?

[TheLegend21D]

celebrities

[MadMarcusProductionz]

"Every kiss begins with K..."

Haha!

[Mysterylover9000]

It takes endurance to watch these videos

[Mysterylover9000]

I've watched 5 of these videos and have yet to laugh you guys just come off as douchebags. I'm going to cut your heads off.

[RayessaH]

@Mysterylover9000 Its okay, it just means you have yet to find your balls.

It will come to you eventually.

[futurama1211]

Gentleman's rant:That random women who give you dirty looks and bitch at you for NO reason

[jeramy12141]

Stop buying gifts all together! (fuck it) & next time you get a shitty gift tear it into pieces in front of them then wish everyone a happy fucking Kwanzaa!

[youneedtostop1]

You still watch your porn on VHS?!? hahahaha



[munkybudy27]

I like this. :P

[quechato]

17 hours XD

[BakuraSpoon]

I do all my shopping online

[InsideDating]

Its true though, if I can't walk to the place to buy it, I'm buying that fucker online

[560mythical]

Hilarious

[TheScarletSonata]

I actually like that tie...

[poetbypractice]

49 people thought santa was real

[mcdiddles123]

I tried shopping online. Got the wrong stuff delivered to me. Plus, black friday kicks butt.

[Jadespeakschinese]

1:09 is so my grandma for me XD

[krazylia]

Hahaha... You guys are really funny though... are you serious??? O.O

[pathardie101]

what song is this? i need to know!

[krazylia]

@pathardie101 "Dance of the Reed Pipes", from the ballet The Nutcracker.

[SexuaIChocolate]

@pathardie101 Thats a joke, right?

[Albertodlb4]

who watches porn on VHS?

[elhero213]

Gentleman's Rant: DMV

[buddyedzorrojack]

Gentleman's Rant: "That guy"

[Mree4u]

LMFAO... wow the other vids R funny but this shit had me ROLLIN!!!

[TheOneTrueCasanova]

I have 3 uncles. Every Christmas I get at least one itunes gift card from one of them. I've never owned an ipod.

[dirosaga]

Gentlemen's Rant: Makeup, Whores, or Fat People.

[CoothaDrifter]

Gentlemen's Rant: Music

[junior214223]

i do still watch VHS porn lol

[WithaSideOfJonny]

you mean, santas not real...

[dasoupsta]

y'all should do one on girls and yoga/zumba/salsa/ whatever the hell else they try to make you take classes for!

[theone642]

Gentleman's rant on Tim Tebow!

[kawaiinekochick2]

LOL these guys are such poor-quality shoppers and it's funny.

[goowy1256]

spoiler alert: santa isn't real

[redryderbbguy]

@goowy1256 :,( sob

[pokedude104]

do one on girls shopping WHOLE DIFFRENT STORY

[TheAnimeStreamer]

I like you guys but you're kind of depressing

[Jebrone]

@TheAnimeStreamer More like inspiring!

[hagmouse]

@TheAnimeStreamer its a rant not a praise session

[THEGAMEGOD7777]

i personally think gift cards are the best gifts you could give someone!

[castleinlondon]

SANTA'S NOT REAL :0

[giskills]

every kiss begins with k ???? Whats??? HAAHAHAHAHHA

[jrspringston]

rabber is the funniest xD

[freshprince58]

Gentlemen's Rant: Babies

[magimon91834]

Wait.. WHAT!

[ARC21001]

WAIT.... Santa's not real??

[gerb11wisc]

I don't need you guys to write out what they say in the video. I can just fucking watch it.

[BertoBeats]

You still watch your porn on VHS?

[CrazyJonesie]

Every Kiss Begins with Kay*shakes head*

[brooklyn560]

1:36 his expression as he says "every kiss begins with k" lmao

[XXxESTEBANx]

Gentlemans rant: call of duty

[Metroid23456]

The gentlemens rant: 10 year olds playing FPS games

[tharatard12]

The Gentleman's Rant: Holidays

[stringbean1244]

My Dick

[SaraKay852]

2:21 my dad says the same thing lol hahaha

[Audi134]

@cmguzmanl

Hell Yeah!

[enteen1]

@cmguzmanl Do you really feel as though you make your point clear by saying that word.

[neo131x]

@enteen1 ?

[2bored4school]

Why is that black guy naked

[Snatch02G]

@2bored4school black guy joke inserted

[xSkullKrushax]

every kiss begins with kay.

[generalcircle]

1:35 lol

[kwanizac]

fcuk youuu.. Santa IS real :(

[xSkullKrushax]

@kwanizac its fuck and its your parents. you really think a fat old guy has FLYING reindeer, goes down EVERY CHIMNEY, even people who DONT HAVE chimneys and does it in one night and never dies but is always at the mall in december even though he is supposed to be in the north pole all the time

[kwanizac]

@xSkullKrushax lol.. i said fcuk because i didn't want to curse. Of course I know he's not real -_- lol but it can't hurt to dream (even though it may be a stupid one)

[TheObi11111]

niggas really do be savin money on black friday tho

[Keymikkel]

But porn on VHS has it's own charm.

[MrGamesWeekly]

Fat guy is annoying and not funny

[DNAdrianMorris]

SANTA IS SO FUCKING REAL BRO.

[INCGerardo97]

Haha I hope you know Santa is not real lol

[GETSOME0998]

0:37= Win

[y3ll0ch0c0lat3]

The next rant: Planking.

[aliancemd]

2:21 That's what happened to me. The kid asks for something from you and you bring him that for Christmas but you have to say that Santa gave him that... And Santa is the good guy cause he brought him what he wanted but daddy is bad cause he didn't want to buy him that...

[AFVilla20]

2:36 Santa is too real...

[Nunewt]

poor souls

[MrKoshak]

"...I can save 75% on this camera, and all I have to do is to eat his doggy's ass while he fucks my girlfriend?..."

[FatSack0fCrap]

0:55 to 1:11

Change 28 years to 22 and that is EXACTLY what happened to me this year. Now I have to return that goddamned shirt. -___-

[TheClosetedFreak]

You guys keep using music from Fantasia... Are you guys Disney fanatics?

Oh! Make a Gentlemen's Rant on Disney movies (the modern ones, the classics, or the happily-ever-afters... Even if you have something bad to say about the talking crab Sebastian, go wild.)

Or do one on the Twilight Saga movies--I think that that would be a really fun topic to mess around with, too.

[CrasyWolfang]

Do a rant on bad Chrismas presents.

[GreenEyesGirl13]

I discovered this, and now I am in love.

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

love these guys! F***ng hilarious ^^

[TheMikeMase]

make a rant about how you never pick the topics that are suggested by the viewers

[spino4951]

Why rant on subway? The cookies are amazing! 

[spino4951]

I only got gifts for my girlfriend and 2 of my friends Ive know for a long time.....THATS IT ! Oh those two boxes of chocolate ? That's my gift FK off brother/sister/mom/dad/otherfr­iends...

[tpain525]

haha the last black firday i got 2 42 inch flat screen tvs for 200 bucks eat!! it was soo worth it ha

[furbertooo]

What do you get the girl that has everything?

You already have most of my paychecks...

Best years of my life...

A sister I'd love to fuck...

[ChickenClanxRed]

Why is the Black guy naked?

[Peedywash]

Nice Flannel @oooJLEoo, I hope you're not pairing skinny jeans with it. (@Hipsters rant)

[cannonbulk]

Playing computer games.

[echickiegirl]

__________________ (insert black joke here)

[LuLzezRoflcopter]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Black People

[BiGdaddyM100]

@LuLzezRoflcopter ...

[hapreh]

Gentlemans Rant: Church

[NewsiesIsMyLife]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Disney Channel

[kenwa76]

I would like to see one on occupy wall street

[wbarlow3]

Gentlemen's on one night stands not knowing their roll?

[adrianekay1]

Please do - The Subway, the mother-fucking Subway! BTW - I love you guys.

[Beastaw34]

46 people found out santas not real

[Shadsterwolf]

Thanks for the gift card, now I have to go to the store I don't even go to that's 40 miles away.

[kman618]

You still watch your porn on VHS?!

[erikthemagicalpanda]

@kman618 yeah

[Isaoda10]

I like how the black guy's line always seems to be the top comment

[Aprilonetwothree]

@Isaoda10 "Niggahs really do be saving on black friday tho!"

[MrPhantomHr1]

guys totaly agree with yo

[MusicCriticDuh]

that awkward moment when you know you watch porn on VHS but buys shops online...

[Beedizzle96]

Gentleman's rant YouTube bloggers

[iSqueezeBubbleblood]

People with kids REALLY shouldn't give bad gifts :)

'cuz it'll be their job to comfort their little devilish-get-EVERYTHING-bastar­ds after i tell them santa ain't real :)

Happy Christmas newly parents :)

[FluffyWasp1]

Gentleman's Rant: Golf

Gentleman's Rant: Wifes

Gentleman's Rant: Movies

Gentleman's Rant: Christmas

[funnyangrykid]

i DOOO watch my porn on VHS. and then my BetaMAX.

[sel153667]

Santa slapped me with the letter i wrote and told me i was high, and he didnt exist

[pell557]

love this one

[kyleeandalexis]

Love the intro haha

[Hamporkcheese]

dance of the reed flutes... (I love Tchaikovsky)

[stopdropnrollxD]

Next Rant: People of Wal-Mart

[AssRape1776]

Next Rant: Spring Break



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