Letterman - Top Ten Signs You Picked a Bad College

[MaxDamageProductions]

Fuck off, Arm and Hammer. I`m not buying your shit.

[diablomilano1]

god damn...i m really in a fucked up college

[slopri]

F_blank_K commercials for F_blank.blankK sake.

[NDirish056]

im not watching these since each one has advertisement. like this and help put an end to ads on youtube

[OMGanimator93]

@NDirish056 use adblock, problem solved

[Earth75Patriot]

i wont watch any vids that have advertisements in them....thats why im not watchin tv u freaks stop monopolising and marketing every detail of life u lunatics!!!!!!!!watch bill hicks and take his advice.booooooooooooo

[ottawamusician83]

I have a legit question for the world of YouTube. What freakin' commercials are you all talking about? I don't have cable so I spend most of my "TV time" surfing YouTube. I've never seen a single commercial on any video that I've ever clicked on, including this one. Not a single one! So, what are you all talking about? The 4-5 second intro or something?

[jason34us]

@ottawamusician83 you got an ad blocker?

[asdfasdfasdf32096]

I noticed he had one of those jesus pencils with 2 erasers!!!

[alyssafick]

Number 6 just means that you go to college somewhere in southwest Florida.

[vassilli19910666]

what horrible horrible commercials you americans have

[Blades11c]

@vassilli19910666 My eyes burn daily!!!! From the chlorine I use to wash my eyes after them.

[n4179]

I don't want fuckin bananas!!!!!!!!!!

youtube almost sucks now...

[WhyYouJelly]

not funny

[troodon9999]

Fun fact: the college Andy Dick went to was Columbia College Chicago.

[Be1smaht]

Whats the song at the end?

[mentosM4N]

fuck..... i went to Columbia College Chicago..... and so did Andy DIck.

[highfivemeh]

@bubble5683 no. :(

[AquaCarb]

Dave I could only wish to be dressing as nice as you do.

[CoolCausImIrish]

yeah cause the ad really made me want t to eat those effin lobsters now...

[bubble5683]

doesnt this work anymore? 0:00

[KeTeVemCovers]

Thank god te ad was a bit funny. Otherwise I would destroy mah computah.

[JTAggin]

so pissed, the ad won't even show so i can't watch the flipping video! i fucking hate corporations and their need to put ads EVERYWHERE! jesus assholes, you make enough flipping money, now let me watch my videos!

[hotchocolate3290]

0:00 j

[hotchocolate3290]

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[knaiLO]

@undisclosedarea I think that line was used in the Adblock Plus commercial.

[undisclosedarea]

Why don't you morons get AdblockPlus? Oh right most of you idiots are using Google Shit, aka Chrome.

[BradWest96]

Shame Dave's slipping in the ratings. He's a funny guy. Smart, too.

[rbandgh3]

Does every cbs video have a commercial!?! I've watched 3 david lettermans and every one had a commercial.

[Anon371]

Top Ten Signs You Picked A Bad College

1. You went to college

[ryanhartford86]

Columbia College in Chicago made the list! AWESOME!

[jarethmd]

fuck cbs.

[szeddezs]

tired of reading comments bitching about ads?

well, say no more and just click 'like' if you're not a complete douchebag who cant figure out how to install a simple ad-block plugin into your web browser.

[JeffHendrie]

I use CAPS for bold, underline, ittalic, and for emphases. :) The way you did it in the olden-days. XD WHEN COMPUTERS DIDN'T {GET YOU MAD}! :D

"KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP!" :D (BROAT TO YOU VIA- THE GREAT DEPRESASION FROM 1929-1941/1942!) :D

[avenqer]

12 more votes and then I want to see that video.



[avenqer]

How much you tip, or how much federal money you steal to pay for illegal immigrants, same thing.

[kylek246]

if this gets 100 thumbs up i will shave my head and run into a cancer hospital yelling, ''I'M BACK!!!'', and put it on youtube

[geraldford13]

@kylek246

Fuck you.

[nbakings7]

@kylek246 stfu Thumbs up whore

[Shooter5able]

@kylek246 Don't worry you're not gonna have to. You're not getting 100 thumbs up.

[masonberg]

your school is called Washington State University

[legenda38]

that little bald guy is so annoying...

[moscarellimichele]

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[golga14]

What did they say at the end "Who's what at that college"?

[semperFi4ever100]

who actually comes up with those lists?

[rockerduff1231]

@semperFi4ever100 I come up with those lists.

[Baseball5030]

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[MiffyeHalak]

Damn ads.

[SVTcoolguy]

I got one for David:

#1 School proclaims 'it's only minutes from the Strip'

[CookiesForEveryone]

And those fucking ads are getting longer and longer.

At first it was like 10sec now 30sec.. what's next? 5min ad block?

[carolinaindian]

ban CBS from YouTube!!!!

[thev01]

you know its funny.

The ads are loading faster than the actual video i want to watch.

Where is that ad money going youtube?

[sewRsk8R]

lol i just had a 1 second ad =D

[dustinsteeves]

DEAR CBS: I DON'T WANT TO BUY A CHEVY. THANKS THOUGH.

[UnderTheSun33]

wow F5 works! cooool!!!! I hated those adds!!

[385595]

Freakin' ads. Get them outta there YOU TUBE!!!

[Roguemember]

@385595

Then youll have to pay a monthly fee in order to view YouTube videos.

[MrKinggggggg]

i hate ads, but i will wait 10 sec for hq vid

[heavenshaffer]

thank you, David for the message.

[YuTubeOO]

My Cousin got a Master Degree and was OUT of Work for 1 1/ 2 years WITH A DEGREE - ITS Called a JOKE

[skateman40]

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[dhart1977]

Hey CBS, I dont give a shit about your ads at the front of your videos and neither does anyone else!

[jdubwa]

fuck u  advertisements

[TEgnoto89]

youtube has SOLD OUT. fuckign adverts, I can't believe this shit!

[sirLEVITSKY]

I've always wondered why the number one off the 10 signs is always bad

[matt99unc]

Sounds like FAU in boca raton.......worst college in the country.

[ryan489]

I think it's great that CBS is putting these on here, I love Letterman's top ten lists but here's the thing and CBS I hope you actually read these.

1. I know what a blackberry is, I'm currently living in the city where they were invented how can I not.

and 2 I don't need or want a 30 second commercial before I watch the video AND AFTER I WATCH IT. I got the point with the first one you money grubbing pricks. If it's youtube doing it that insult is for you not CBS.

[white000bear]

I got a 31-second length of commercial before the vid, then another commerical after the vid

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOUTUBE???

[PirateoftheTouYube]

The song at the end was the best part.

[young5ever]

Nº is a constant in 90% of Mexico's private colleges

[SCOEN]

wow ads after the vid

[TWEC21]

number 6 sounds like Florida State....

[happynessis11]

I

m think Letterman's funny, whats with the hate?

[sexyred201]

Yeah.....I think i'm at a bad college

[zygas25]

wow, letterman really has something against andy dick. also i wished i lietended to this before i pick ed my college. hint 2 was the confirming factor

[itstherevolution]

how do u filter a search so that its not from CBS!? Fuckin adverts!

[Knightmare44]

oh noes! 15 seconds we have to watch in order for them to put their PROPERTY on this site so we can watch it for free!! How terrible!

[itstherevolution]

Well im glad your onboard! Lol

[Knightmare44]

well it's just not really that bad lol. They don't have to provide us with these great clips for free, and 15 seconds is a tiny amount of sacrifice lol

[itstherevolution]

Well to be fair I think I have gotten so used to all of this free content that "people" upload that it's made me super impatient! So when an advert comes up from a legit provider it totally pisses me off lol, oh and TV is worse! I think I'm going to rehabilitate myself by turning on the TV and sitting through very, very long (only 30 second) adverts that make up half of the programme!

[masteryoda394]

and strangly they are smart enough to prevent you from seeing videos that are "not allowed in your region" but you get advert for products even though you live in f***g africa.BTW,i live in africa that's why i said that.

[beenn15]

@itstherevolution use firefox with Adblock Plus and you'll forget that adverts even exist

[heavenshaffer]

@itstherevolution I hate the ads!

[FewL4no1]

@itstherevolution

Mozilla Firefox browser + AdBlock Plus add-on

[losers638]

@itstherevolution seriously?hw?

[999alex9991]

@itstherevolution whatch them

[quidproquo2004]

@itstherevolution It's very easy. Just type -cbs in the search field along with whatever you're looking for.

[JeffHendrie]

@itstherevolution It's not CBS, it's youtube. GET TO THE VIDEO YOUTUBE!, AND [FORGET] YOU DISH NETWORK!

[smartaleck05]

@JeffHendrie Well, actually, since Google bought YouTube, they are the ones that technically are the cause of the advertisements, so YouTube can't really do anything about it.

[JeffHendrie]

@smartaleck05 By, "Youtube", I mean, who-ever runs Youtube. The main point of the comment is, "I don't like these dumb commercials, I see enough of them NOT on Youtube."

[smartaleck05]

@JeffHendrie Right? It's bad enough you see them on TV, I agree. The advertiisements really are ridiculous, especially on VEVO. Half the time the video doesn't load, so I have to refresh a couple of times. It's how they make their money. Some on commented that if YouTube wants to show ads, fine. They'll just buy the other brand, haha.

[JeffHendrie]

@smartaleck05 XD I saw that. lol. I then replied to them, the quote from them, (or the first part of it,) then, after that, put, "I'll buy the 1800s-1998 equivelant." XD I'll have to find that actually, so I can put the exact quote in. :)

[2ndAsstJizzMopper]

itstherevolution, YT search uses google search conventions, so to filter out CBS simply include -CBS (with hyphen prefix) in search terms. example:

letterman top 10 -cbs

[itstherevolution]

@2ndAsstJizzMopper ofcourse, lol the gogle-esc search operators, i should peobably get used to this as I am in web design and seo... one wonders why i spend soo much time on youtube then lol fuck the 9-5!

[ItsAggieTime]

@itstherevolution Use Firefox and download the Adblock Plus add-on. No annoying Youtube ads, side ads on Facebook, pop ups, etc.

[YouthEnergy]

@itstherevolution Bitches don't knouw 'bout my AdBlock.

[Cybergig00]

@YouthEnergy Bitches don't know about ad block & no script

[TheGeeksftw]

@itstherevolution Fucking use AdBlock ! Jeez !

[1073273]

what's so funny?

[KemperFi87]

...or on the stupid switch.

(But at least she got a beautiful dress with her sapphire points)

[Casarzino]

Letterman's 'oooouwwhh young people' was funnier than the list

[Mrgolfboy24]

@Casarzino so true. had a good laugh there. Only Letterman can pull of things like that

[nethrit]

Funny !!!!

What is the meaning of "grifting" ?

[lanetxgp1]

grifting is being a conartist

[SeanithanEgan]

You're on the internet. Use it.

[TheMightyPanther]

what does the description mean????

[cochranexyz]

I expected a Ball State poke in there.

[b00tintheface]

pre list was good.