Nestle for men - Russian AD

[bomberfun1]

Translation: girl: I pressed this thing, it didn't work, then I pressed that little knob, it made a sound....

guy: has no emotion

guy: take nestle for men and becomes talkative and softer.

the guy is a driving instructor.

[5687678]

After she crashed into the fire hydrant. It's time for him to drink a bottle of vodka.

[bomberfun1]

@5687678 I think the Vodka was before...

[mobius1aic]

сидеть на мой член, и я дам вам пройти тест

According to Google Translate, that should mean "sit on my penis and I'll let you pass the test!"

[kakashidemon321]

Many of the comments on here are very similar. Perhaps it is all just one man who feels very desperate and makes many seperate accounts for himself?

[bomberfun1]

@kakashidemon321 probably. some big loser troll.

[Linoleym]

foRR men

[t0xictreasure]

that chick is HOT 110% fuckable

[MegaGeorgeGuy]

@t0xictreasure by Russian standards. she's hot for maximum of 60%

[521i]

@t0xictreasure no doubt

[521i]

Man this guy is the best

[monkey1534]

XD awesome

[websurfd5]

Russia has cars??

[smalltime0]

@websurfd5 in a few years they'll be making more cars than any european country... if the trend continues.

[MegaGeorgeGuy]

@websurfd5 in russia everybody has tank

[LittleSerboLamb]

they need this for men in America! Maybe they will be happier?

[InterdictorLictor]

@LittleSerboLamb You want to give those fat fucks more chocolate?...

[LittleSerboLamb]

@InterdictorLictor haha I could care less if they get any fatter. That's their problems as a greasy nation.

[iloverebeccachambers]

Ахаха! То что надо. Порадовало.

[sweetrussian6]

HAHAHHAAHA

[BH206L3]

The DMV is the same no matter were you live!! Reece's Peanut butter cups hands down. Thou a Snickers that has been in the freezer for a couple of days works well with a cup of tea!! 

[ArmyJames]

Wa wa wee wa - I like very much this womans.

[mygodjustwork]

haha awesome ad

[dangos1]

comerciais russos

[RoxasDivine]

How come russians look like they're out of a crime movie

[kikimoraWTF]

@achiko88

ololl

u write the same thing in every russian video, sooo lame, dont like Russia, dont watch :)))

[Jh5kRadio]

XDDDD

[VeronikaRus1]

фоРРР мен))) хахаах))

[vadimyuryev]

bahaha this is funny.. stress relief from women!! on the bar it says."evening away from women" in black lol.. bhahahaah

[snap1snap2]

@vadimyuryev it says keep away from women

[mattybo512]

wow evreyone in russia is fit

[HomoCallidus]

yes, you're bloody right! lol

[kangurski]

she looks like Brittany Murphy.. but she's dead

[ToeIn2194]

Got it.I think you nailed it.Everyone has big dreams about the big A,and well...Reality is harsher than our dreams.

[ToeIn2194]

What I mean is that she has warmth,charm and real femininity and vulnerability,and that is distinctly NOT Russian...at least the ones that I am seeing in Brooklyn and New York City.All of them seem hard looking,cold expressionless and act very rudely and super arrogant and aggressive.Where am I wrong on this?

[eeeeeee911]

She IS Russian. The ones you see in your country are so bitter because they left their beloved Motherland, haha. Maybe because they don't fit in here, maybe because they are just plain stupid, maybe because they were dreaming about rich rich Amaaarica and all they got is a low paying job and a whole bunch of new problems.

[HomoCallidus]

@ToeIn2194

well, thats a typical american ignorance...

[thegreendestiny]

Most of the ones you see in Brooklyn are not ethnic Russians but Russian jews who went to america because Russia didn't want them in their country.

[denalihedgehog]

@thegreendestiny More than that, they are Ukrainian jews from Odessa))

But still there are many real Russians in America

[phallystorm]

PENIS ENHANCEMENT

[LochnessMonsterx]

lmfao xD

[RusMusLive]

The Russian womens do not go marries for border! This is a past age!

Russian marrie on russian

[GordonFreeMANness]

@RusMusLive They marry Russians but fuck with Ossetians! XD

P.S.: Nah, I'm just kidding. Ossetians like to stick their penises into the donkeys' arses!

[DaRkNess1400]

why we all look Russians like angry people (mens) :S

[cloudinas]

Easy one, Hollywood Influence,

Blame it on the Los Angeles...

[superficialmoi]

Ha Ha !!

[xmnemonic]

The sad thing about this commercial is that most russian women would agree (or at least, not be offended by) this commercial.

[ToeIn2194]

Prettiest Russian woman I have Ever seen.How is it that there are none around like this one here?

[Ruizak]

go to russia, they marry u for visa in a second!

[KeragHustar]

Because only ugly ones cant find any guy in Russia..so they go to USA looking for better luck. =)

[andreyRUS17]

they don't go to America for looking fat and ugly.they go for search millionaires

[KeragHustar]

so they find fat ugly millionaires

[gremlin05]

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

[aldrickbarber35]

In America,You catch pokemon,in Soviet Russia,pokemon catch you!

[murcuillat]

lol !

[BigAndTall666]

She looks sooo cute!!! -who cares about the russian man with leanings towards "Chocolate with Nuts"...that´s just gay, hahaha. :-)

[abrahamWCE]

this guy doesn´t need Nestle chocolate for men, he needs a gun for real men...

[commrade602]

shes so beautiful mmm

[antiq85]

Because we sent the most bad and gross Russian chiks with AIDS to usa and the best girls stay here in Russia.

[Z971]

Of course, best Russian women find themselves good Russian men, the rest marry foreigners.

BTW Brooklyn is mostly Jewish.

[dimdaman]

lol

[TeamSTALKERS]

Cute Girl

[suckd2]

hahaha what an awesome commercial. not to mention that Nestle bar looks delicious

[getplaning]

I will marry that girl and drive her wherever she wants to go

[repwin]

I guess women can't drive any where, well there are some exceptions, so ladies some of you can drive just not a majority of you

[TeamSTALKERS]

VERY TRUE, There are Many women who drive like pros, but for the most part...

you want to stay away from them when they are driving.. if you live in USA, then be Aware of asian women in freeway changing lanes...  That is 80 % of all accidents.

[azergays]

FALSE! women shouldnt drive they should stay home iron my shirt and MAKE ME A GODDAMN HAM AND TUNA SANWITCH WITH MUSTARD AND PICKLES!

[TeamSTALKERS]

NO she need to do that, and hop into bed, ON YOUR COMMAND!

[cindyirene2001]

If that is true, then why are insurance rates higher for males, than females? Males, especially under the age of 25, have very high insurance rates. Men take more risks than women- therefore, leading the way for more accidents, compared to women. It is the stereotype that places women as "Bad drivers". And stereotypes are not always correct.

[TeamSTALKERS]

women are bad drivers for the most part, stop being a femnazi you retard. Men have more control f the vehicle and are just more coordinated.

[Matski2049]

You, however, are totally correct :)

Speaking from professional experience: Males are definiately a much bigger insurance risk. Put simply: they are in, and create, more accidents than females.

[xmnemonic]

Is that more accidents per capita, or more accidents overall? Considering we still have a lot of stay-at-home moms, it makes sense we'd have more men in accidents, because more men actually drive.

[Volgaman21]

what a sweet lady...

[Hubscharber]

Nestle for MEN: Because Kit-Kats are for pussies.

[slr284]

Nestle for MEN: because coffee crisp is for hubscharbers

[Phibes87]

haha this is awesome..

To think, there is such thing as a chocolate for separate genders :P

kudos

[Lilmuse07]

she says thingy and he repeats the word !thats the point

[Paco319]

your russian language is stuning ... :D

She says :i just moved that thingy ther and ..

He eats the nestle.

He says: You just need to move the thingi there and and thet thing the other way .

Some thing like this.

[junkie4vids]

My translation skills are rusty, but didn't the gorgeous woman say "Is that a stick shift or are you happy to see me?"

[RyuuNoKiba]

No, she definitely didn't say anything of the sort))) actually a decently accurate translation was done by dparad22 just a few posts below)))

[1happiness]

well when the car is driven off the cliff the instructor will be pleased too.

[Velikan121]

What school do women go to where they learn all those cute, subtle, feminine gestures?

[Cobra9876]

russia is the school

[dparad22]

Actual translation:

Guy: Well... let's go.

Girl: one second, one second. (Crash)

Girl: Well I turned this wheel left and I put this thing down and...

(Guy opens up the candy)

Narrator: Nestle for men, propagates smoothness and let's you find a general language any kind of woman can understand.

Guy: You just need to smoothly let go of that thing and the wheel goes in the other direction.

(Women smiles)

(Crash)

[powerup151]

I don't agree. That translation was flawless.

[myster1234]

Translation: "My nail!" "Bitch, stfu." "It's not fair I have to drive this piece of shit American car. The fucking thing handles like a motherfu..." (Narrator:) "Do you want to know how to get an obnoxious woman into bed or look cool? Whip out some NESTLE" (man:) "I think you are a wonderful driver, and you should go down on me." (Narrator:) "NESTLE for men. She may crash the car, but at least you'll have gotten laid."

[ilovetomis1]

Even Though i Have NO IDEA,

WHAT They Are Saying.

I Love This Ad ;]

[lilbluehersheykiss]

it's basically saying how nestle will give a man the patience and gentleness to communicate with any woman. its basically saying how women are dumbshits and cant drive. i dont like this commercial. its sexist.

[Velikan121]

Commercials so often put men down. If women truly want to be considered equals, they need to be able to take it too.

[Ken69a]

Yes you are right...

If you want to give it, you must take it as well...

[mozco101]

hey i like this video tell me can i get it i mean because i can't download it from youtube,but if you have it i will give you my e=mail to send me ...thanks

[james300sdl]

ржу - не могу

[hayyoru]

funny

[sanitarishe]

ha ha nado bilo jejo v gopy zahyjaret...