I don't think it's just you. I don't know what happened when I uploaded this two years ago. I do believe I posted the lyrics in thedescription area though. Sorry about the unreadable lyrics.
Damn they can be good rappers, they should do something useful. At least this guy, the other guy that raps isn't as good and if he ever did any real music)?
Justin Bieber also tried to imitate Eminem... lol Biebermoron.
Christianity ISN'T cool. Chrisitians weren't called to be "cool". Christians were called to be different. Jesus didn't follow the rules. He rebeled against what the religious leaders of his day said was "right". And no one thought He was cool for it. Lets face it, being different from everyone else isnt COOL. But it's a privilige. I like to believe that my life has a purpose, that someone loves me no matter what, not that I was randomly assembles. Thats depressing.
Honestly, I don't care whether there really is a god or Jesus was the Son of God or a crazy, crazy man. It shouldn't matter . His life as we know of it was a remarkable example of how people should live and it shouldn't matter who he was or whether there really is a reward for it.
I think this song is hilarious in how they try to make christianity cool. I believe in a supreme being, whatever the hell you wanna call him, god, allah, whatever. I don't really understand how anyone can take the Bible literally. I've been in a Catholic School for 13 years and I know a good amount to make a logical, informed decision. I don't know why people need to be so idiotic with their beliefs.
Da40k0rks, you say that everbody who truly believes, in events like angels, Adam and Eve, is as immoral as the stories themselves. But saying things like this is also rather immoral!
Mayby it's your opinion (which is of course very important) but it's not a fact.
This song is just cringe worthy. It's like news anchors using words like 'dawg' and 'chillin' '.
Christianity isn't cool, don't try and make out like it is.
You talk about not teaching kids that there might be a god, It's the opposite! They teach them there is a God and never question it so the kids grow up believing.
Yeah im a christian. I dont neccesarily believe in evalution and the big band therory etc. we dont know how God works and the bible isnt a science text book its put in a way (sometimes metaphorical) that we can understand tho i dont think my mama was a fish my mama was a fish. well anyways JESUS LOVES U!!!!!!!!!!!
It's always best to take the Bible literally. I think there is enough scientific facts to back up that evolution and big bang are both a crock. You should read THE LIE: EVOLUTION by Ken Ham it's pretty cool
The Bible also talks about things acording to the times. It says that women should be quiet in the church. God loves women just as much as men and see's them equally. The times oppresed women, the reason the Bible says these things is because of the laws that were set in place at that time.
God is the creator of everything. He is the beggining and the end. There is a few research facilities that prove creationism with differn't passages from the bible compiled with different geological studies with websites.
Why does everyone seem to think a parody is making fun of the original?! He's not saying anything like "Eminem is an idiot" or "I hate shady", so how is it making fun of the original?
I don't see how God or Jesus are tyrannical overlords...
Actually I don't see how a God who gives you the choice to believe in Him or not is tyrannical.The great thing about God is He gave us all a free will to choose to do what we want.
You have the freedom to believe what you want, however that's no excuse to go around bashing God. Just respect other's right to believe what they want as you obviously believe what you want. I assume you are not forced to be an atheist, if so, I'm sorry.
You have the freedom not to pay taxes too. You can deny the legality of the 16th amendment all you want.
However you still get thrown in jail if you don't pay.
The tyranny is setting up the heaven/hell dichotomy in the first place. If the God of the bible exists, he is vindictive, genocidal, petty and evil and does not deserve the worship of any rational, thinking, moral human being.
Obviously you have not read the Bible. God said to follow the laws of the land. The only exception is if it conflicts with his law. The most common issue is with "Go into all of the world and preach the gospel." Some people will fight that because of the light that they do not see. God's law are foolishness to those who do not know God. For everyone else it is a journey to become like Christ, that lives in us and us in him.
Im from England and I find a majority of kids stop believing in Christianity around the same time as they stop believing in Father Christmas (Santa Claus). England is now almost completely secular and with time I believe you, our American cousins, will be too. The truth is the real light that casts away the darkness!
God does not command anyone. He gives us free will. The fact that other people sin causes the death in this world. We can no longer eat of the tree of life because of Adam and Eve's sin. Therefore we must choose to follow God in this life. God weeps for us because of sin. If we did not have free will then we would just be like the angels in Heaven.
These trials and frustrations on Earth is what proves our faith in God and he rewards us with everlasting life.
All of that is pure fantasy...and a horrible story as well. The very idea that every human is somehow deficient just by being human is an immoral and delusional belief.
There is no love nor justice in punishing all descendants for the crimes of an ancestor.
No such thing as God, no such thing as sin, no such thing as angels, no such thing as Adam and Eve.
Anyone that truly believes these events actually happened is as immoral as the stories themselves.
we are punished for the decisions we make. There isn't a man or woman on earth who hasn't sinned. We aren't punished for Adam and Eve's sin. We are punished for ours.
@piekraft uh..he didn't. He never actually existed. it's all a made-up fairly tale invented to control you. You are controlled. Have fun with your delusion.
@piekraft No, no it isn't. It What a completely absurd and demonstrably false statement. You've been completely lied to and deceived by men. The worst part is not only do you not know it, but even if you did you still wouldn't believe it.
I feel so sad for people like you, wasting the one, short life you have on lies for the benefit of others. It really is pathetic.
@KnightElf55 Exactly how is mass-killing, eternal torture, supporting rape, viewing "having many descendants" as a great reward, disallowing people to touch each other (non-sexually), and disallowing polyester not the
Did you know that the most common way for a devout Christian to convert to atheism is because the read "Holy Bible" front to back? work of a a tyrannical overlord?
@Rayvn7 "mass-killing, eternal torture,"-Justice. And everyone has/had the chance to avoid their negative judgement.
"supporting rape""disallowing people to touch each other (non-sexually), and disallowing polyester"-Where?
"Did you know that the most common way for a devout Christian to convert to atheism is because the read "Holy Bible" front to back?"-Hmm? I've seen/heard many convert to Christianity from reading the Bible and having the Spirit fill them God is perfect in all actions...
@KnightElf55 He may give us the ability to choose but according to both the Bible and Christian Conservatives you suffer eternally if you don't believe in him and accept his son as your saviour. Therefore that is tyrannical.
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I'm not gonna bother with an ideological debate here (i'm a passionate atheist).
All i'm gonna say is that this song made me laugh extensively, these christians may bow down to a probably fictitious, tyrannical overlord, but fuck they can write parodies. Nice work.
And the guy who mentioned that belief in a higher power and evolution can exist is right. I myself am atheist, but, theoretically, there's no reason that God couldn't exist while evolution still being true. This view is widely ignored by theists and atheists alike.
Of course, that contradicts a literal interpretation of the bible and other scripture, but I don't really place much faith in any of that.
Wow dude, are you being a true misleader, or are you just that ig-nant!? Creation vs. Evolution: Evo: Stars created first, then Earth Cre: Earth b4 stars, etc. Evo: land b4 water Cre: water b4 land Evo: Death brought man Cre: Man brought death What you're thinking of is ADAPTATION. Evolutionists are always trying to erase the line between fact ( adaptation ) & THEIR interpretation ( if it happens on a small level, it must also be possible... ) It ISN'T. Give me ONE example.
You're a stupid piece of shit. I never once mentioned creationism; belief in some sort of higher power does not necessarily permit one to assume that somebody also holds belief in creationism. You're clearly trying to blur a line yourself, and making idiotic assumptions.
What did we learn today? Belief in God is not necessarily placing faith in creationism.
Also, there IS a clear difference between creationism, the theory of evolution, and adaptation, but I only mentioned one of 'em.
I am a Christian, and I have to say that evolution CAN be real, with God still being the Creator. I see evolution as a tool God uses to help His creations survive. Although I don't think we used to be monkeys, I'll admit that subtle genetic changes can lead to some adaptations. It's not just black and white. Both sides can coexist. Anyway, great song!
i agree and what you are saying is called something its not evolution its where animals progress to become more adapted and the best traits get passed on like humans are getting taller becuz the dominant allele is tallness
When most adaptations occur it is usually for the worse. But God does let animals adapt to their surroundings. If a polar bear was left in the desert the only chance of it surviving would be to change or be destroyed. God loves all his creations and would not like to see them extinct. Therefore I believe that God does use adaptation to help out animals. Though humans are not really evolving. Science and knowledge might, but not the human race.
I hate how hated religion has become. I left a forum I used to go to because they hated religion so much and forced evolution on people, and I wish that the stereotype for religious people hadn't become people who force their religion on others.
I really like this song. For all Christians we need to be standing up for what we believe and not sit around and not be doing nothing about it. Christ return is closer and closer. Please come and be saved if your not saved.
@computertech345 You don't need to "do anything about it," there is nothing to "do about it", you pray and ask for forgiveness, you get to go see the Overlord, that's it.
@computertech345 that's so true! :D and we also gotta be repectful when we witness to those who dont believe, who r not saved, and for those who are against us. im trying to witness to a person who says he's an atheist. but he has the number 666 in his username o.o any advice?
@jennikifm Here are two websites that maybe able to help you out. God Bless and ill be praying for you to have God lead the way dont get discouraged about it let God intervene I have two websites if you want to look at them let me know.
I agree that the font is terrible, but it was probably just fine BEFORE it got uploaded! So daniephillips77 isnt a jerk, if youre going to blame someone, blame youtube!
A great song for christians who love these beats and hate the lyrics. Christians - continue to stand up for what you believe in. And All you evolutionists out there - what proof. There is proof for creation, but for evolution there are only theories and hyperextention of ideas. I put out the challenge to really delve into this topic. Before you do. Say a prayer to God and ask him to reveil himself to you - He will. Sorry for the typo's.
ohmygosh someone agrees with me and i luv it that there is someone that knows what i am talking very true what you just said hey check out my channel and add me
may god have mercy and forgive you cuz you dont no wat your doing i pray that god will show you his love for you and that you would get to no him and turn from your sins and turn to him in jesus name
A great song for christians who love these beats and hate the lyrics. Christians - continue to stand up for what you believe in. And All you evolutionists out there - what proof. There is proof for creation, but for evolution there are only theories and hyperextention of ideas. I put out the challenge to really delve into this topic. Before you do. Say a prayer to God and ask him to reveil himself to you - He will. Sorry for the typo's.
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This song isn't funny. If you actually want people to listen to your lyrics, at least try to be clever. And the part about evolution was just ignorant. Evolution is one of the most tested and verified theories in all of biology. Most people who try to criticize it, don't seem to have a semblance of an idea about what evolution really is. Go read a fucking science book instead of just believing the bullshit your pastor spouts off every Sunday from the pulpit.
do u even listen to urself....such a hypocrite. Maybe you should stop reading textbooks and go investigate for yourself. You can't belive every thing you read/hear. God blessed you with a brain and you should use it to find out that God is real and the creator.
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you can't be serious. scientists consider evolution as FACT. there is more evidence for evoltuion than for the theory of heliocentricity (you know, the one that says the earth revolves around the sun).
im not out to troll or anything, evolution is completely compatible with christianity. darwin went on his trip under the blessing of the monastery. please do some research and understand what evolution is before you go around making unsupported claims.
I have yet to see any proof that evolution is true. The bones they say prove evolution (including Lucy) have been proven to be other things, A tooth from a pig for example. And they found normal human bones deeper than Lucy was found.
@qxz9p Except we've seen the Earth move around the Sun. Evolution(of the macro variety) is not only widely disputed but fully disproven by fossil and molecular evidence.
There are many faults with Evolution! Like the animals: If they evolved into humans then why are they still lingering around? Why aren't they ALL humans? Explain that!
Except we don't say all the animals evolved into humans- we say all the animals alive today (and all of life, for that matter) has a common ancestor. There's a difference.
There's a lot of truth in this song. The most obvious of which is the line, "I'm J. Jackson and I'm the worst." The lack of talent and creativity is truly shocking.
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I think that once you have created something as moronic and irritating as this, you no longer get to complain about people not listening to what you have to say.
Well if this is moronic and irritating, then it isnt even worth listening to the first verse of the origanal, Apologetix is the best band ever, and if you dont think that, then dont comment.
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Everyone defends crap by saying that only people who love it should be allowed to comment on it. Thing is, youtube has provided a mechanism for giving negative votes and posting negative comments. You can't really fault people with taste for taking advantage of both.
Because we share a common ancestor. If monkeys gave birth to a human being, it would completely shatter Evolutionary Theory. I am assuming you are familiar with US history, so hopefully this example helps. Americans in 2008 share a common ancestor with the British in 2008. But do we say that a newborn baby born in New York City today came from a Brit? No! Same concept- we share a common ancestor with orangutans, gorillas, and chimpanzees, and do not give rise to any of these cousins.
Evolution isnt even close to being true, think of it this way, a cloud is 100% water, and a water melon is 98% water, but that doesnt mean that clouds evolved over billions of years into water melons. And why cant they do anything to prove evolution? If evolution is a at least a good theory, then why isnt the bible at LEAST a good theory? And if evolution is real, how come Darwin addmited that it wasnt true?
Actually you can. Well you can atleast say it has British blood (doesn't matter how much) is running through its veins. Think about it, the original people that settled here came from England. Ok, so then they started families that gave birth to people who eventually gave birth to your grandparents who gave birth to your parents who gave birth to you. So yeah you can say that the baby has British blood in it therefore that proves your theory wrong. End of discussion.
No. In reality, you have supported mine. Because that split from Britain and the US, with the British common ancestor---> US grandparent--> US parent----> US child occurred simultaneously in great Britain, with the British common ancestor---> British grandparent---> British parent---> British child.
Sharing a common ancestor with something, and coming from something is COMPLETELY different.
Because we do not know every descendant, we do not know what is in our blood. We are a mix of many cultures and were originally, for a fact, the children of Adam,Noah, and most importantly God.
The original song is waaayyy better =P
RomeoLovesAsh 3 months ago
Approximately 100% of people who enjoyed this song have either not heard the original or were offended by the original.
tehsuperepicpwnzor 3 months ago
i thought i needed glasses.
candycraver34 6 months ago
Way better than the actual song
CalebTheGatekeeper 6 months ago
This song really sucks. Was this necessary?
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"Proof You Were Never Born A Sinner!"
MrUrimthummim 1 year ago
oh cringe!!
bonnieisarabbit 1 year ago
Is it just me or is most of the text in this lyrics video unreadable?
CheeseIord 1 year ago
@CheeseIord
I don't think it's just you. I don't know what happened when I uploaded this two years ago. I do believe I posted the lyrics in thedescription area though. Sorry about the unreadable lyrics.
daniephillips77 1 year ago
I would love to see Apologetix on MTV. and see how many people would be saved.
Foxy4229 1 year ago
I think the apologetixs are lacking in their presentation.
youtube.com/MrWardvaughn's
MrWardvaughn 1 year ago
Dude,...
not "Will Smith"...
"Well, Smith..." as in "Joseph Smith," the founder of Mormonism, the religion that worships the **fake** Jesus.
DoKtaTre 1 year ago
the society is corrupt this country used to have a christian base and roots but after they changed the law they teach evolution its sad
40Cholo 1 year ago
Damn they can be good rappers, they should do something useful. At least this guy, the other guy that raps isn't as good and if he ever did any real music)?
Justin Bieber also tried to imitate Eminem... lol Biebermoron.
Rayvn7 1 year ago
Damn they can be good rappers, they should do something useful. At least this guy, the other guy that raps isn't as good.
Rayvn7 1 year ago
ROFL
MusicalAgenda 1 year ago
hoyl shit youtube has changed
MrThekingjake505 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha! -gasp, choke, laugh- Ohhh man. -wipes tear- Hilarious.
xMisterXx 2 years ago
Christianity ISN'T cool. Chrisitians weren't called to be "cool". Christians were called to be different. Jesus didn't follow the rules. He rebeled against what the religious leaders of his day said was "right". And no one thought He was cool for it. Lets face it, being different from everyone else isnt COOL. But it's a privilige. I like to believe that my life has a purpose, that someone loves me no matter what, not that I was randomly assembles. Thats depressing.
MrSushiTheSuperModel 2 years ago
man thats pretty awesome. be different for JESUS
dickish11 2 years ago
Honestly, I don't care whether there really is a god or Jesus was the Son of God or a crazy, crazy man. It shouldn't matter . His life as we know of it was a remarkable example of how people should live and it shouldn't matter who he was or whether there really is a reward for it.
AFMisfitsDK 2 years ago
I think this song is hilarious in how they try to make christianity cool. I believe in a supreme being, whatever the hell you wanna call him, god, allah, whatever. I don't really understand how anyone can take the Bible literally. I've been in a Catholic School for 13 years and I know a good amount to make a logical, informed decision. I don't know why people need to be so idiotic with their beliefs.
AFMisfitsDK 2 years ago
@AFMisfitsDK How can you not take the Bible literally?
piekraft 1 year ago
@piekraft: By looking at the world as it actually is.
pyropakman 1 year ago
@pyropakman That's how the Bible puts the world literally.
piekraft 1 year ago
Da40k0rks, you say that everbody who truly believes, in events like angels, Adam and Eve, is as immoral as the stories themselves. But saying things like this is also rather immoral!
Mayby it's your opinion (which is of course very important) but it's not a fact.
hanskam 2 years ago
2:45!!!!!! :)
fyer1pyro 2 years ago
This song is just cringe worthy. It's like news anchors using words like 'dawg' and 'chillin' '.
Christianity isn't cool, don't try and make out like it is.
You talk about not teaching kids that there might be a god, It's the opposite! They teach them there is a God and never question it so the kids grow up believing.
TheMekWorkshop 2 years ago
If everyone has such a hard time with the lyrics why don't they look them up and follow along with the video in a separate window.
23rootbeer 2 years ago
can any one read the words?
a0true0poet 2 years ago
LOL good song eminem is a great rapper and these guys made a good parody
coolmack24 2 years ago
Yeah im a christian. I dont neccesarily believe in evalution and the big band therory etc. we dont know how God works and the bible isnt a science text book its put in a way (sometimes metaphorical) that we can understand tho i dont think my mama was a fish my mama was a fish. well anyways JESUS LOVES U!!!!!!!!!!!
perseusiscool 2 years ago 2
It's always best to take the Bible literally. I think there is enough scientific facts to back up that evolution and big bang are both a crock. You should read THE LIE: EVOLUTION by Ken Ham it's pretty cool
gjennings1974 2 years ago
Ken Ham is a 100% moron. Everything he says is a lie, and he KNOWS he is lying to prop up his presupposition.
Da40kOrks 2 years ago
The Bible also talks about things acording to the times. It says that women should be quiet in the church. God loves women just as much as men and see's them equally. The times oppresed women, the reason the Bible says these things is because of the laws that were set in place at that time.
23rootbeer 2 years ago
@gjennings1974 Actually the Bible supports the Big Bang theory and so does science. (Although, yeah, macroevolution has been disproven.)
piekraft 1 year ago
God is the creator of everything. He is the beggining and the end. There is a few research facilities that prove creationism with differn't passages from the bible compiled with different geological studies with websites.
23rootbeer 2 years ago
awesome and hilarious!
jht1414 2 years ago 2
Im a christian but you chooose to make fun of a great song if you dont like it dont listen to it
Mccallie43 2 years ago
a Christian cant say Eminem does anything that is great
jesusfreak34988 2 years ago
Why does everyone seem to think a parody is making fun of the original?! He's not saying anything like "Eminem is an idiot" or "I hate shady", so how is it making fun of the original?
TheGoofyKidBand 2 years ago
baddd font to use!!!
51632noelle 2 years ago 3
lol, brilliant parody.
downuptv 2 years ago
I don't see how God or Jesus are tyrannical overlords...
Actually I don't see how a God who gives you the choice to believe in Him or not is tyrannical.The great thing about God is He gave us all a free will to choose to do what we want.
You have the freedom to believe what you want, however that's no excuse to go around bashing God. Just respect other's right to believe what they want as you obviously believe what you want. I assume you are not forced to be an atheist, if so, I'm sorry.
KnightElf55 2 years ago 10
You have the freedom not to pay taxes too. You can deny the legality of the 16th amendment all you want.
However you still get thrown in jail if you don't pay.
The tyranny is setting up the heaven/hell dichotomy in the first place. If the God of the bible exists, he is vindictive, genocidal, petty and evil and does not deserve the worship of any rational, thinking, moral human being.
Da40kOrks 2 years ago
Obviously you have not read the Bible. God said to follow the laws of the land. The only exception is if it conflicts with his law. The most common issue is with "Go into all of the world and preach the gospel." Some people will fight that because of the light that they do not see. God's law are foolishness to those who do not know God. For everyone else it is a journey to become like Christ, that lives in us and us in him.
23rootbeer 2 years ago
I have read the bible, which is why I'm an atheist. Maybe you can worship a being that commands babies get smashed into rocks, but I can not.
God is just pretend, make-believe; just like Santa Claus and unicorns. the "law" is both immoral and irrelevant.
Da40kOrks 2 years ago
Im from England and I find a majority of kids stop believing in Christianity around the same time as they stop believing in Father Christmas (Santa Claus). England is now almost completely secular and with time I believe you, our American cousins, will be too. The truth is the real light that casts away the darkness!
TheMekWorkshop 2 years ago
God does not command anyone. He gives us free will. The fact that other people sin causes the death in this world. We can no longer eat of the tree of life because of Adam and Eve's sin. Therefore we must choose to follow God in this life. God weeps for us because of sin. If we did not have free will then we would just be like the angels in Heaven.
These trials and frustrations on Earth is what proves our faith in God and he rewards us with everlasting life.
23rootbeer 2 years ago
All of that is pure fantasy...and a horrible story as well. The very idea that every human is somehow deficient just by being human is an immoral and delusional belief.
There is no love nor justice in punishing all descendants for the crimes of an ancestor.
No such thing as God, no such thing as sin, no such thing as angels, no such thing as Adam and Eve.
Anyone that truly believes these events actually happened is as immoral as the stories themselves.
Da40kOrks 2 years ago
I can only reason so far. How far do you want to go?
23rootbeer 2 years ago
we are punished for the decisions we make. There isn't a man or woman on earth who hasn't sinned. We aren't punished for Adam and Eve's sin. We are punished for ours.
shockhammer53 2 years ago
Btw, evolution is way more cruel than the bible.
Survival of the fittest is a very selfish proces
hanskam 2 years ago 2
@Da40kOrks Explain how Jesus rose from the dead.
piekraft 1 year ago
@piekraft uh..he didn't. He never actually existed. it's all a made-up fairly tale invented to control you. You are controlled. Have fun with your delusion.
Da40kOrks 1 year ago
@Da40kOrks History agrees with me. Jesus's resurrection is a historical fact. You're under Satan's delusion.
piekraft 1 year ago
@piekraft No, no it isn't. It What a completely absurd and demonstrably false statement. You've been completely lied to and deceived by men. The worst part is not only do you not know it, but even if you did you still wouldn't believe it.
I feel so sad for people like you, wasting the one, short life you have on lies for the benefit of others. It really is pathetic.
Da40kOrks 1 year ago
@Da40kOrks There were witnesses to Him being alive after being crucified. A lot of witnesses.
And the Holy Spirit is not a man.
And what benefit of others? Simply my belief in Christ doesn't directly help anyone.
piekraft 1 year ago
@piekraft Read Acharaya S.'s book, then show me this "proof" lol.
Rayvn7 1 year ago
@Rayvn7 Proof for what?
piekraft 1 year ago
@Rayvn7 pillars of salt christ burrial place the ability to be swallod by a whale they found the stufff in the river from when he spread the seas
40Cholo 1 year ago
@KnightElf55 Exactly how is mass-killing, eternal torture, supporting rape, viewing "having many descendants" as a great reward, disallowing people to touch each other (non-sexually), and disallowing polyester not the
Did you know that the most common way for a devout Christian to convert to atheism is because the read "Holy Bible" front to back? work of a a tyrannical overlord?
Rayvn7 1 year ago
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@Rayvn7 "mass-killing, eternal torture,"-Justice. And everyone has/had the chance to avoid their negative judgement.
"supporting rape""disallowing people to touch each other (non-sexually), and disallowing polyester"-Where?
"Did you know that the most common way for a devout Christian to convert to atheism is because the read "Holy Bible" front to back?"-Hmm? I've seen/heard many convert to Christianity from reading the Bible and having the Spirit fill them God is perfect in all actions...
piekraft 1 year ago
@KnightElf55 He may give us the ability to choose but according to both the Bible and Christian Conservatives you suffer eternally if you don't believe in him and accept his son as your saviour. Therefore that is tyrannical.
DMCMaster550 1 year ago
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I'm not gonna bother with an ideological debate here (i'm a passionate atheist).
All i'm gonna say is that this song made me laugh extensively, these christians may bow down to a probably fictitious, tyrannical overlord, but fuck they can write parodies. Nice work.
ico2ico2 2 years ago
Lmao, awesome song.
And the guy who mentioned that belief in a higher power and evolution can exist is right. I myself am atheist, but, theoretically, there's no reason that God couldn't exist while evolution still being true. This view is widely ignored by theists and atheists alike.
Of course, that contradicts a literal interpretation of the bible and other scripture, but I don't really place much faith in any of that.
KnowNoMercy 2 years ago
DoKtaTre 2 years ago
You're a stupid piece of shit. I never once mentioned creationism; belief in some sort of higher power does not necessarily permit one to assume that somebody also holds belief in creationism. You're clearly trying to blur a line yourself, and making idiotic assumptions.
What did we learn today? Belief in God is not necessarily placing faith in creationism.
Also, there IS a clear difference between creationism, the theory of evolution, and adaptation, but I only mentioned one of 'em.
KnowNoMercy 2 years ago
this is real funny
toanuju22 3 years ago 2
triple fudge ice cream
wtf? hahahaha
hereandnow6002 3 years ago
I am a Christian, and I have to say that evolution CAN be real, with God still being the Creator. I see evolution as a tool God uses to help His creations survive. Although I don't think we used to be monkeys, I'll admit that subtle genetic changes can lead to some adaptations. It's not just black and white. Both sides can coexist. Anyway, great song!
E123Brawler 3 years ago
i agree and what you are saying is called something its not evolution its where animals progress to become more adapted and the best traits get passed on like humans are getting taller becuz the dominant allele is tallness
freeofkings 2 years ago
When most adaptations occur it is usually for the worse. But God does let animals adapt to their surroundings. If a polar bear was left in the desert the only chance of it surviving would be to change or be destroyed. God loves all his creations and would not like to see them extinct. Therefore I believe that God does use adaptation to help out animals. Though humans are not really evolving. Science and knowledge might, but not the human race.
23rootbeer 2 years ago
@E123Brawler Microevolution=small changes by survival of the fittest=observed fact
Macroevolution=all species having a common ancestor=Proven false
piekraft 1 year ago
I hate how hated religion has become. I left a forum I used to go to because they hated religion so much and forced evolution on people, and I wish that the stereotype for religious people hadn't become people who force their religion on others.
MummyKing999 3 years ago 2
I really like this song. For all Christians we need to be standing up for what we believe and not sit around and not be doing nothing about it. Christ return is closer and closer. Please come and be saved if your not saved.
computertech345 3 years ago 6
@computertech345 You don't need to "do anything about it," there is nothing to "do about it", you pray and ask for forgiveness, you get to go see the Overlord, that's it.
Rayvn7 1 year ago
@computertech345 that's so true! :D and we also gotta be repectful when we witness to those who dont believe, who r not saved, and for those who are against us. im trying to witness to a person who says he's an atheist. but he has the number 666 in his username o.o any advice?
jennikifm 1 year ago
@jennikifm Here are two websites that maybe able to help you out. God Bless and ill be praying for you to have God lead the way dont get discouraged about it let God intervene I have two websites if you want to look at them let me know.
GolfPro1987 1 year ago
Good song, thanks for the post. Fonts' a bit rough, but ok. Props, sister.
Corrindium 3 years ago
U Ruined The Real Slim Shady But Yet that is good what they did ! Good Song!
nin64dweeb 3 years ago
Wow, the first two verses are absolutely brilliant, but the last minute or so of the song seems to fall apart.
Sarifan 3 years ago
like song dont like text( use better font jurk)
Logomic 3 years ago
I agree that the font is terrible, but it was probably just fine BEFORE it got uploaded! So daniephillips77 isnt a jerk, if youre going to blame someone, blame youtube!
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago
You should have prayed for guidance on how to make the lyrics in your video actually readable instead showing up as a bunch of pixellated crap.
rakim71 3 years ago
WAAAAAAYYYYYY tooo funnny glad I stumbled across them. Nice into to talking about Christ 8)
eldvarg 3 years ago
LOL "My mama was a fish -- my mama was a fish"
Cracks me up every time.... LOL
I love this song!
1ND1GNA710N 3 years ago
A great song for christians who love these beats and hate the lyrics. Christians - continue to stand up for what you believe in. And All you evolutionists out there - what proof. There is proof for creation, but for evolution there are only theories and hyperextention of ideas. I put out the challenge to really delve into this topic. Before you do. Say a prayer to God and ask him to reveil himself to you - He will. Sorry for the typo's.
handyaussie1983 3 years ago 2
ohmygosh someone agrees with me and i luv it that there is someone that knows what i am talking very true what you just said hey check out my channel and add me
craz2efan 3 years ago
Great comment! I'm in the middle of a creation/evolution argument on a loch ness monster video. 8D I love youtube!
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago
And I won, in his exact words he said "I am done with this futile discussion about creationism versus evolution", so I'm guessing I won.
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago
Never mind... its still going! 8D
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago
may god have mercy and forgive you cuz you dont no wat your doing i pray that god will show you his love for you and that you would get to no him and turn from your sins and turn to him in jesus name
christopherbimbo 3 years ago
sorry handyaussie1983 i ment thumbs up
tlcollins6 3 years ago
A great song for christians who love these beats and hate the lyrics. Christians - continue to stand up for what you believe in. And All you evolutionists out there - what proof. There is proof for creation, but for evolution there are only theories and hyperextention of ideas. I put out the challenge to really delve into this topic. Before you do. Say a prayer to God and ask him to reveil himself to you - He will. Sorry for the typo's.
handyaussie1983 3 years ago
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This song isn't funny. If you actually want people to listen to your lyrics, at least try to be clever. And the part about evolution was just ignorant. Evolution is one of the most tested and verified theories in all of biology. Most people who try to criticize it, don't seem to have a semblance of an idea about what evolution really is. Go read a fucking science book instead of just believing the bullshit your pastor spouts off every Sunday from the pulpit.
cerpintaxt83 3 years ago
do u even listen to urself....such a hypocrite. Maybe you should stop reading textbooks and go investigate for yourself. You can't belive every thing you read/hear. God blessed you with a brain and you should use it to find out that God is real and the creator.
angelgurl83193 3 years ago 5
Hehehe... I'm pretty sure not even half of the people in America actually use their brain.
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago
Evolution was proven false by sc.ientist's
PrinceJedimaster 3 years ago 4
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you can't be serious. scientists consider evolution as FACT. there is more evidence for evoltuion than for the theory of heliocentricity (you know, the one that says the earth revolves around the sun).
im not out to troll or anything, evolution is completely compatible with christianity. darwin went on his trip under the blessing of the monastery. please do some research and understand what evolution is before you go around making unsupported claims.
qxz9p 3 years ago
I have yet to see any proof that evolution is true. The bones they say prove evolution (including Lucy) have been proven to be other things, A tooth from a pig for example. And they found normal human bones deeper than Lucy was found.
PrinceJedimaster 3 years ago 2
Show me one piece of proof for evolution. Why do you think it is still called a theory?
jessethenazarite 3 years ago 4
They cant come up with any thing about evolution, and they chrisianity is completly wrong! lol
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago
@jessethenazarite The Theory of Gravity -.-
There are plenty of theories that are true.
piekraft 1 year ago
@piekraft I think you mean "The LAW of Gravity"
IngenuousSoprano 1 year ago
@IngenuousSoprano "The Theory of Gravity" is the explanation that explains the laws of gravity which is the gravity itself. :)
piekraft 1 year ago
@qxz9p Except we've seen the Earth move around the Sun. Evolution(of the macro variety) is not only widely disputed but fully disproven by fossil and molecular evidence.
piekraft 1 year ago
There are many faults with Evolution! Like the animals: If they evolved into humans then why are they still lingering around? Why aren't they ALL humans? Explain that!
horsecrazypeep101 3 years ago
Except we don't say all the animals evolved into humans- we say all the animals alive today (and all of life, for that matter) has a common ancestor. There's a difference.
pyropakman 3 years ago
This is one of the best Apologetix songs.
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago
omg i love the original song but not the words but now i can enjoy it and actually get something GOOD out of it
craz2efan 3 years ago 4
I'm a fan!!
handyaussie1983 3 years ago 2
sorry i ment thumbs up
tlcollins6 3 years ago
awesome....
tdforjesus 3 years ago
This song is about me.
bassik123 3 years ago
There's a lot of truth in this song. The most obvious of which is the line, "I'm J. Jackson and I'm the worst." The lack of talent and creativity is truly shocking.
piercca 3 years ago
thescreeb why don't you just shut up
BBlades10 3 years ago 3
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I think that once you have created something as moronic and irritating as this, you no longer get to complain about people not listening to what you have to say.
MillsApparatus 3 years ago
Well if this is moronic and irritating, then it isnt even worth listening to the first verse of the origanal, Apologetix is the best band ever, and if you dont think that, then dont comment.
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago 2
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Everyone defends crap by saying that only people who love it should be allowed to comment on it. Thing is, youtube has provided a mechanism for giving negative votes and posting negative comments. You can't really fault people with taste for taking advantage of both.
MillsApparatus 3 years ago
I know, I'm not trying to start an argument, I'm just saying, if you dont like the song, whats the point in posting a comment?
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago 2
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What a sad, sad waste of what little talent this group has.
TheScreeb 3 years ago
So, it doesnt take any talent to write a parody that sounds a lot like the original? Well if it doesnt, then YOU write one and show it to us.
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago
This song fills me with Glory.
olagvonbarf 3 years ago 5
Really? Because this song fills with gory.
thecrowe20 3 years ago
Because the original version didn't insult my intelligence enough.
VikingsWithShotguns 3 years ago 10
Regardless of my belief, or disbelief, in the biblical God, you've got some talent; that was very well written and rhymed.
hodsun 3 years ago 2
haha Liked the parody of evolution. Just for the people who are too sheltered- evolution is fact.
pyropakman 3 years ago 6
its not a fact. tell my evalutionest why are monekys not truning into man now?
igottwofriend 3 years ago 2
Because we share a common ancestor. If monkeys gave birth to a human being, it would completely shatter Evolutionary Theory. I am assuming you are familiar with US history, so hopefully this example helps. Americans in 2008 share a common ancestor with the British in 2008. But do we say that a newborn baby born in New York City today came from a Brit? No! Same concept- we share a common ancestor with orangutans, gorillas, and chimpanzees, and do not give rise to any of these cousins.
pyropakman 3 years ago
Evolution isnt even close to being true, think of it this way, a cloud is 100% water, and a water melon is 98% water, but that doesnt mean that clouds evolved over billions of years into water melons. And why cant they do anything to prove evolution? If evolution is a at least a good theory, then why isnt the bible at LEAST a good theory? And if evolution is real, how come Darwin addmited that it wasnt true?
TheGoofyKidBand 3 years ago
AMEN!!!!!
angelgurl83193 3 years ago 2
Actually you can. Well you can atleast say it has British blood (doesn't matter how much) is running through its veins. Think about it, the original people that settled here came from England. Ok, so then they started families that gave birth to people who eventually gave birth to your grandparents who gave birth to your parents who gave birth to you. So yeah you can say that the baby has British blood in it therefore that proves your theory wrong. End of discussion.
horsecrazypeep101 3 years ago
No. In reality, you have supported mine. Because that split from Britain and the US, with the British common ancestor---> US grandparent--> US parent----> US child occurred simultaneously in great Britain, with the British common ancestor---> British grandparent---> British parent---> British child.
Sharing a common ancestor with something, and coming from something is COMPLETELY different.
pyropakman 3 years ago
Because we do not know every descendant, we do not know what is in our blood. We are a mix of many cultures and were originally, for a fact, the children of Adam,Noah, and most importantly God.
23rootbeer 2 years ago
@pyropakman Fossil and molecular evidence has disproven macroevolution.
piekraft 1 year ago
@piekraft : your notion is false. I.e.- tiktaalik rosea, ardipithecus ramidus, microraptor, Vitamin C genes.
pyropakman 1 year ago
ow wow i Absolutly love this song ....its awesome
amazinglynae 3 years ago
HAHAHAH!
i like the original,, but this is EVEN BETTER<3.
hahahah thanks for this (:
Emoopride 3 years ago 2
I really enjoy Apologetix, especially when you recognize the song. Hubby recently discovered them himself. Hehe
daniephillips77 3 years ago
Yea---these songs have such a great meaning behind them. (:
*smiles*
Emoopride 3 years ago
Something went wrong so you can't read the lyrics on the video, lyrics in the description though.
daniephillips77 3 years ago