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  • The original song is waaayyy better =P

  • Approximately 100% of people who enjoyed this song have either not heard the original or were offended by the original.

  • i thought i needed glasses.

  • Way better than the actual song

  • This song really sucks. Was this necessary?

  • oh cringe!!

  • Is it just me or is most of the text in this lyrics video unreadable?

  • @CheeseIord

    I don't think it's just you. I don't know what happened when I uploaded this two years ago. I do believe I posted the lyrics in thedescription area though. Sorry about the unreadable lyrics.

  • I would love to see Apologetix on MTV. and see how many people would be saved.

  • I think the apologetixs are lacking in their presentation.

    youtube.com/MrWardvaughn's

  • Dude,...

    not "Will Smith"...

    "Well, Smith..." as in "Joseph Smith," the founder of Mormonism, the religion that worships the **fake** Jesus.

  • the society is corrupt this country used to have a christian base and roots but after they changed the law they teach evolution its sad

  • Damn they can be good rappers, they should do something useful. At least this guy, the other guy that raps isn't as good and if he ever did any real music)?

    Justin Bieber also tried to imitate Eminem... lol Biebermoron.

  • Damn they can be good rappers, they should do something useful. At least this guy, the other guy that raps isn't as good.

  • ROFL

  • hoyl shit youtube has changed

  • Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahah­ahahahahhahaha! -gasp, choke, laugh- Ohhh man. -wipes tear- Hilarious.

  • Christianity ISN'T cool. Chrisitians weren't called to be "cool". Christians were called to be different. Jesus didn't follow the rules. He rebeled against what the religious leaders of his day said was "right". And no one thought He was cool for it. Lets face it, being different from everyone else isnt COOL. But it's a privilige. I like to believe that my life has a purpose, that someone loves me no matter what, not that I was randomly assembles. Thats depressing.

  • man thats pretty awesome. be different for JESUS

  • Honestly, I don't care whether there really is a god or Jesus was the Son of God or a crazy, crazy man. It shouldn't matter . His life as we know of it was a remarkable example of how people should live and it shouldn't matter who he was or whether there really is a reward for it.

  • I think this song is hilarious in how they try to make christianity cool. I believe in a supreme being, whatever the hell you wanna call him, god, allah, whatever. I don't really understand how anyone can take the Bible literally. I've been in a Catholic School for 13 years and I know a good amount to make a logical, informed decision. I don't know why people need to be so idiotic with their beliefs.

  • @AFMisfitsDK How can you not take the Bible literally?

  • @piekraft: By looking at the world as it actually is.

  • @pyropakman That's how the Bible puts the world literally.

  • Da40k0rks, you say that everbody who truly believes, in events like angels, Adam and Eve, is as immoral as the stories themselves. But saying things like this is also rather immoral!

    Mayby it's your opinion (which is of course very important) but it's not a fact.

  • 2:45!!!!!! :)

  • This song is just cringe worthy. It's like news anchors using words like 'dawg' and 'chillin' '.

    Christianity isn't cool, don't try and make out like it is.

    You talk about not teaching kids that there might be a god, It's the opposite! They teach them there is a God and never question it so the kids grow up believing.

  • If everyone has such a hard time with the lyrics why don't they look them up and follow along with the video in a separate window.

  • can any one read the words?

  • LOL good song eminem is a great rapper and these guys made a good parody

  • Yeah im a christian. I dont neccesarily believe in evalution and the big band therory etc. we dont know how God works and the bible isnt a science text book its put in a way (sometimes metaphorical) that we can understand tho i dont think my mama was a fish my mama was a fish. well anyways JESUS LOVES U!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It's always best to take the Bible literally. I think there is enough scientific facts to back up that evolution and big bang are both a crock. You should read THE LIE: EVOLUTION by Ken Ham it's pretty cool

  • Ken Ham is a 100% moron. Everything he says is a lie, and he KNOWS he is lying to prop up his presupposition.

  • The Bible also talks about things acording to the times. It says that women should be quiet in the church. God loves women just as much as men and see's them equally. The times oppresed women, the reason the Bible says these things is because of the laws that were set in place at that time.

  • @gjennings1974 Actually the Bible supports the Big Bang theory and so does science. (Although, yeah, macroevolution has been disproven.)

  • God is the creator of everything. He is the beggining and the end. There is a few research facilities that prove creationism with differn't passages from the bible compiled with different geological studies with websites.

  • awesome and hilarious!

  • Im a christian but you chooose to make fun of a great song if you dont like it dont listen to it

  • a Christian cant say Eminem does anything that is great

  • Why does everyone seem to think a parody is making fun of the original?! He's not saying anything like "Eminem is an idiot" or "I hate shady", so how is it making fun of the original?

  • baddd font to use!!!

  • lol, brilliant parody.

  • I don't see how God or Jesus are tyrannical overlords...

    Actually I don't see how a God who gives you the choice to believe in Him or not is tyrannical.The great thing about God is He gave us all a free will to choose to do what we want.

    You have the freedom to believe what you want, however that's no excuse to go around bashing God. Just respect other's right to believe what they want as you obviously believe what you want. I assume you are not forced to be an atheist, if so, I'm sorry.

  • You have the freedom not to pay taxes too. You can deny the legality of the 16th amendment all you want.

    However you still get thrown in jail if you don't pay.

    The tyranny is setting up the heaven/hell dichotomy in the first place. If the God of the bible exists, he is vindictive, genocidal, petty and evil and does not deserve the worship of any rational, thinking, moral human being.

  • Obviously you have not read the Bible. God said to follow the laws of the land. The only exception is if it conflicts with his law. The most common issue is with "Go into all of the world and preach the gospel." Some people will fight that because of the light that they do not see. God's law are foolishness to those who do not know God. For everyone else it is a journey to become like Christ, that lives in us and us in him.

  • I have read the bible, which is why I'm an atheist. Maybe you can worship a being that commands babies get smashed into rocks, but I can not.

    God is just pretend, make-believe; just like Santa Claus and unicorns. the "law" is both immoral and irrelevant.

  • Im from England and I find a majority of kids stop believing in Christianity around the same time as they stop believing in Father Christmas (Santa Claus). England is now almost completely secular and with time I believe you, our American cousins, will be too. The truth is the real light that casts away the darkness!

  • God does not command anyone. He gives us free will. The fact that other people sin causes the death in this world. We can no longer eat of the tree of life because of Adam and Eve's sin. Therefore we must choose to follow God in this life. God weeps for us because of sin. If we did not have free will then we would just be like the angels in Heaven.

    These trials and frustrations on Earth is what proves our faith in God and he rewards us with everlasting life.

  • All of that is pure fantasy...and a horrible story as well. The very idea that every human is somehow deficient just by being human is an immoral and delusional belief.

    There is no love nor justice in punishing all descendants for the crimes of an ancestor.

    No such thing as God, no such thing as sin, no such thing as angels, no such thing as Adam and Eve.

    Anyone that truly believes these events actually happened is as immoral as the stories themselves.

  • I can only reason so far. How far do you want to go?

  • we are punished for the decisions we make. There isn't a man or woman on earth who hasn't sinned. We aren't punished for Adam and Eve's sin. We are punished for ours.

  • Btw, evolution is way more cruel than the bible.

    Survival of the fittest is a very selfish proces

  • @Da40kOrks Explain how Jesus rose from the dead.

  • @piekraft uh..he didn't. He never actually existed. it's all a made-up fairly tale invented to control you. You are controlled. Have fun with your delusion.

  • @Da40kOrks History agrees with me. Jesus's resurrection is a historical fact. You're under Satan's delusion.

  • @piekraft No, no it isn't. It What a completely absurd and demonstrably false statement. You've been completely lied to and deceived by men. The worst part is not only do you not know it, but even if you did you still wouldn't believe it.

    I feel so sad for people like you, wasting the one, short life you have on lies for the benefit of others. It really is pathetic.

  • @Da40kOrks There were witnesses to Him being alive after being crucified. A lot of witnesses.

    And the Holy Spirit is not a man.

    And what benefit of others? Simply my belief in Christ doesn't directly help anyone.

  • @piekraft Read Acharaya S.'s book, then show me this "proof" lol.

  • @Rayvn7 Proof for what?

  • @Rayvn7 pillars of salt christ burrial place the ability to be swallod by a whale they found the stufff in the river from when he spread the seas

  • @KnightElf55 Exactly how is mass-killing, eternal torture, supporting rape, viewing "having many descendants" as a great reward, disallowing people to touch each other (non-sexually), and disallowing polyester not the

    Did you know that the most common way for a devout Christian to convert to atheism is because the read "Holy Bible" front to back? work of a a tyrannical overlord?

  • @KnightElf55 He may give us the ability to choose but according to both the Bible and Christian Conservatives you suffer eternally if you don't believe in him and accept his son as your saviour. Therefore that is tyrannical.

  • Lmao, awesome song.

    And the guy who mentioned that belief in a higher power and evolution can exist is right. I myself am atheist, but, theoretically, there's no reason that God couldn't exist while evolution still being true. This view is widely ignored by theists and atheists alike.

    Of course, that contradicts a literal interpretation of the bible and other scripture, but I don't really place much faith in any of that.

  • Wow dude, are you being a true misleader, or are you just that ig-nant!? Creation vs. Evolution: Evo: Stars created first, then Earth Cre: Earth b4 stars, etc. Evo: land b4 water Cre: water b4 land Evo: Death brought man Cre: Man brought death What you're thinking of is ADAPTATION. Evolutionists are always trying to erase the line between fact ( adaptation ) & THEIR interpretation ( if it happens on a small level, it must also be possible... ) It ISN'T. Give me ONE example.
  • You're a stupid piece of shit. I never once mentioned creationism; belief in some sort of higher power does not necessarily permit one to assume that somebody also holds belief in creationism. You're clearly trying to blur a line yourself, and making idiotic assumptions.

    What did we learn today? Belief in God is not necessarily placing faith in creationism.

    Also, there IS a clear difference between creationism, the theory of evolution, and adaptation, but I only mentioned one of 'em.

  • this is real funny

  • triple fudge ice cream

    wtf? hahahaha

  • I am a Christian, and I have to say that evolution CAN be real, with God still being the Creator. I see evolution as a tool God uses to help His creations survive. Although I don't think we used to be monkeys, I'll admit that subtle genetic changes can lead to some adaptations. It's not just black and white. Both sides can coexist. Anyway, great song!

  • i agree and what you are saying is called something its not evolution its where animals progress to become more adapted and the best traits get passed on like humans are getting taller becuz the dominant allele is tallness

  • When most adaptations occur it is usually for the worse. But God does let animals adapt to their surroundings. If a polar bear was left in the desert the only chance of it surviving would be to change or be destroyed. God loves all his creations and would not like to see them extinct. Therefore I believe that God does use adaptation to help out animals. Though humans are not really evolving. Science and knowledge might, but not the human race.

  • @E123Brawler Microevolution=small changes by survival of the fittest=observed fact

    Macroevolution=all species having a common ancestor=Proven false

  • I hate how hated religion has become. I left a forum I used to go to because they hated religion so much and forced evolution on people, and I wish that the stereotype for religious people hadn't become people who force their religion on others.

  • I really like this song. For all Christians we need to be standing up for what we believe and not sit around and not be doing nothing about it. Christ return is closer and closer. Please come and be saved if your not saved.

  • @computertech345 You don't need to "do anything about it," there is nothing to "do about it", you pray and ask for forgiveness, you get to go see the Overlord, that's it.

  • @computertech345 that's so true! :D and we also gotta be repectful when we witness to those who dont believe, who r not saved, and for those who are against us. im trying to witness to a person who says he's an atheist. but he has the number 666 in his username o.o any advice?

  • @jennikifm Here are two websites that maybe able to help you out. God Bless and ill be praying for you to have God lead the way dont get discouraged about it let God intervene I have two websites if you want to look at them let me know.

  • Good song, thanks for the post. Fonts' a bit rough, but ok. Props, sister.

  • U Ruined The Real Slim Shady But Yet that is good what they did ! Good Song!

  • Wow, the first two verses are absolutely brilliant, but the last minute or so of the song seems to fall apart.

  • like song dont like text( use better font jurk)

  • I agree that the font is terrible, but it was probably just fine BEFORE it got uploaded! So daniephillips77 isnt a jerk, if youre going to blame someone, blame youtube!

  • You should have prayed for guidance on how to make the lyrics in your video actually readable instead showing up as a bunch of pixellated crap.

  • WAAAAAAYYYYYY tooo funnny glad I stumbled across them. Nice into to talking about Christ 8)

  • LOL "My mama was a fish -- my mama was a fish"

    Cracks me up every time.... LOL

    I love this song!

  • A great song for christians who love these beats and hate the lyrics. Christians - continue to stand up for what you believe in. And All you evolutionists out there - what proof. There is proof for creation, but for evolution there are only theories and hyperextention of ideas. I put out the challenge to really delve into this topic. Before you do. Say a prayer to God and ask him to reveil himself to you - He will. Sorry for the typo's.

  • ohmygosh someone agrees with me and i luv it that there is someone that knows what i am talking very true what you just said hey check out my channel and add me

  • Great comment! I'm in the middle of a creation/evolution argument on a loch ness monster video. 8D I love youtube!

  • And I won, in his exact words he said "I am done with this futile discussion about creationism versus evolution", so I'm guessing I won.

  • Never mind... its still going! 8D

  • may god have mercy and forgive you cuz you dont no wat your doing i pray that god will show you his love for you and that you would get to no him and turn from your sins and turn to him in jesus name

  • sorry handyaussie1983 i ment thumbs up

  • A great song for christians who love these beats and hate the lyrics. Christians - continue to stand up for what you believe in. And All you evolutionists out there - what proof. There is proof for creation, but for evolution there are only theories and hyperextention of ideas. I put out the challenge to really delve into this topic. Before you do. Say a prayer to God and ask him to reveil himself to you - He will. Sorry for the typo's.

  • do u even listen to urself....such a hypocrite. Maybe you should stop reading textbooks and go investigate for yourself. You can't belive every thing you read/hear. God blessed you with a brain and you should use it to find out that God is real and the creator.

  • Hehehe... I'm pretty sure not even half of the people in America actually use their brain.

  • Evolution was proven false by sc.ientist's

  • I have yet to see any proof that evolution is true. The bones they say prove evolution (including Lucy) have been proven to be other things, A tooth from a pig for example. And they found normal human bones deeper than Lucy was found.

  • Show me one piece of proof for evolution. Why do you think it is still called a theory?

  • They cant come up with any thing about evolution, and they chrisianity is completly wrong! lol

  • @jessethenazarite The Theory of Gravity -.-

    There are plenty of theories that are true.

  • @piekraft I think you mean "The LAW of Gravity"

  • @IngenuousSoprano "The Theory of Gravity" is the explanation that explains the laws of gravity which is the gravity itself. :)

  • @qxz9p Except we've seen the Earth move around the Sun. Evolution(of the macro variety) is not only widely disputed but fully disproven by fossil and molecular evidence.

  • There are many faults with Evolution! Like the animals: If they evolved into humans then why are they still lingering around? Why aren't they ALL humans? Explain that!

  • Except we don't say all the animals evolved into humans- we say all the animals alive today (and all of life, for that matter) has a common ancestor. There's a difference.

  • This is one of the best Apologetix songs.

  • omg i love the original song but not the words but now i can enjoy it and actually get something GOOD out of it

  • I'm a fan!!

  • sorry i ment thumbs up

  • awesome....

  • This song is about me.

  • There's a lot of truth in this song. The most obvious of which is the line, "I'm J. Jackson and I'm the worst." The lack of talent and creativity is truly shocking.

  • thescreeb why don't you just shut up

  • Well if this is moronic and irritating, then it isnt even worth listening to the first verse of the origanal, Apologetix is the best band ever, and if you dont think that, then dont comment.

  • I know, I'm not trying to start an argument, I'm just saying, if you dont like the song, whats the point in posting a comment?

  • So, it doesnt take any talent to write a parody that sounds a lot like the original? Well if it doesnt, then YOU write one and show it to us.

  • This song fills me with Glory.

  • Really? Because this song fills with gory.

  • Because the original version didn't insult my intelligence enough.

  • Regardless of my belief, or disbelief, in the biblical God, you've got some talent; that was very well written and rhymed.

  • haha Liked the parody of evolution. Just for the people who are too sheltered- evolution is fact.

  • its not a fact. tell my evalutionest why are monekys not truning into man now?

  • Because we share a common ancestor. If monkeys gave birth to a human being, it would completely shatter Evolutionary Theory. I am assuming you are familiar with US history, so hopefully this example helps. Americans in 2008 share a common ancestor with the British in 2008. But do we say that a newborn baby born in New York City today came from a Brit? No! Same concept- we share a common ancestor with orangutans, gorillas, and chimpanzees, and do not give rise to any of these cousins.

  • Evolution isnt even close to being true, think of it this way, a cloud is 100% water, and a water melon is 98% water, but that doesnt mean that clouds evolved over billions of years into water melons. And why cant they do anything to prove evolution? If evolution is a at least a good theory, then why isnt the bible at LEAST a good theory? And if evolution is real, how come Darwin addmited that it wasnt true?

  • AMEN!!!!!

  • Actually you can. Well you can atleast say it has British blood (doesn't matter how much) is running through its veins. Think about it, the original people that settled here came from England. Ok, so then they started families that gave birth to people who eventually gave birth to your grandparents who gave birth to your parents who gave birth to you. So yeah you can say that the baby has British blood in it therefore that proves your theory wrong. End of discussion.

  • No. In reality, you have supported mine. Because that split from Britain and the US, with the British common ancestor---> US grandparent--> US parent----> US child occurred simultaneously in great Britain, with the British common ancestor---> British grandparent---> British parent---> British child.

    Sharing a common ancestor with something, and coming from something is COMPLETELY different.

  • Because we do not know every descendant, we do not know what is in our blood. We are a mix of many cultures and were originally, for a fact, the children of Adam,Noah, and most importantly God.

  • @pyropakman Fossil and molecular evidence has disproven macroevolution.

  • @piekraft : your notion is false. I.e.- tiktaalik rosea, ardipithecus ramidus, microraptor, Vitamin C genes.

  • ow wow i Absolutly love this song ....its awesome

  • HAHAHAH!

    i like the original,, but this is EVEN BETTER<3.

    hahahah thanks for this (:

  • I really enjoy Apologetix, especially when you recognize the song. Hubby recently discovered them himself. Hehe

  • Yea---these songs have such a great meaning behind them. (:

    *smiles*

  • Something went wrong so you can't read the lyrics on the video, lyrics in the description though.

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