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  • Preach it!!

  • The seven year old is named Erica Pratt

  • Hilarious but also a valid point. I'm watching more:)

  • dos any one now whats the name of the 7 year old black girl? and i wuld rather go to gail then be pd on

  • @alvonbanuelos If you go to federal prison chances are that a lot worse will happen to you than being peed on.

    Like being anally raped.

  • @tazer95 He knows that. ;D

  • @mongolenpup that's what males dave DAVE... his execution is flawless

  • Its great to see someone take credit for other people's work. Production company my ass...

  • they was a boy in the Philippians , 14 escaped from kidnapping.

  • tupac of comedy

  • @bladerunner2117 I agree with you on Elizabeth smart but the wrestler.... They were gonna give him 3 years in juvi, but the stupid defense decided not to take it.... Also I think the judge was a little stupid for not setting a lower limit.... He was still a kid.

  • shows that there is stil racism in the US.

  • chappelle was the man behind the curtain of directing fast 5. lol

  • @bladerunner2117 bitch wtf is ur problem its a fucking joke he s teachig a lesson anyway u act like he said it was u stfu

  • I feel smarter after watching this.

  • legend

  • lol i only finger fucked ppl at 15 didnt get laid till 16 thats why i love that line

  • @Bladerunner2117 Why did so many people thumb this down? Is it because they like to imagine the world as black and white? And its easier to simply agree with Dave Chappele and write off this random commenter than to weigh the facts of both people's stories and use logic and reasoning to choose a side?

  • Bitch walk out the fuckin door LOL

  • this guy is just so fucking smart, major respect.

  • dave is the best comedian im with your smart style man we need more ppl like you that see the world like it is instead of wat they try to make us see

  • lol thats my bus stop i kno where im at. lol(:

  • Chappelle is excellent at making comedy out of serious issues that make us really question. Behind the laughter he's making you think.

  • @Abasuto

    True that. The lesson is: Teach your kids to be respectful, not docile. :)

  • @Abasuto That's why he quit... Because not everyone understood.

  • Does anyone know what date this routine originally aired??

  • If you can see the truth in this joke then your ignorant. Anyone who says the justice system in the usa isnt racially bias, they're a fool.

  • Nicely done, very gracious, smart and funny joke.

  • i lol'd when he mentioned he was tryin to fingerfuck people

  • 25 people got pissed on by Dave Chapelle.

  • @deadenddude Ce-le-brate good Obama, COME ON!

  • Kidnapped at 4o'clock & at home watching herself on tv @ 5:30.

    That is pretty bad ass

  • It's a GOD DAMN piledriver. We'll have to send The Rock to arrest him. AHAHAH!!! OMG AHAAH!

  • "Fuck off me nigga, thats my bus stop. I know where I'm at. I'm goin home."

  • Dave should've been a lawyer.

  • dave was funny and he also made a valid point

  • i was trying to finger-fuck people lmao

  • 2:15 Lol, "Fuck off me, this my bus stop, I'm going home"

  • "I'm just sayin if you kidnapped me when i was 15, you gotta take me further than 8miles away from house GODDAMN! i'd break away, I'd BREAK AWAY! FUCK OFF ME NIGGA THAT"S MY BUS STOP!" lmfaoooo

    "C'mon Elizabeth. Think, ELizabeth how am I gonna get outta here? *whispers* think Elizabeth." roflmao #CLASSIC

  • 0:21

    Your Welcome

  • getting pissed on was the least of my worries when i was 15 hahaha thats the best shit ever hahaha

  • (whispering) come on Elizabeth think….think Elizabeth how am I gona get out of here…..lmfao

  • If that was my daughter and he only got house arrest and probation,

    I would have slaughtered that fag and his family and anyone who knows his family.

    And I would have slaughtered the cops who'd come to arrest me.

  • haha, funny how Dave leaves out that 15 year olds friend was a 6 year old girl with not only a broken neck but a lacerated liver and fractured ribs. Meaning he stomped on her after breaking her neck. AND he did not get life, he got probation and house arrest. Fuck race, i ask you, what if that was you'r daughter and the guy only got house arrest, after throwning her from above his head, on to her neck and then stomping on her. house arrest for murder 1? thats racist?

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420 I did'nt know that. Wow, I guess my boy Dave shoulda got his facts straight. That SHOULD HAVE gotten life. I still don't understand how can anyone hurt a defenseless child or animal. This world is sick.

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420 its comedy im sorry that he didn't bring up a story about a 15 year old out of million that you wanted to get recognized was he suppose to talk about every 15 year old story? He was just trying to be funny with the r kelly pissing on people and put some serious shit in at the last you sir need to just shut the fuck up

  • @TheJuggaloReaper The story im talking about and the story Dave is talking about are the same, but dave either has all his facts wrong or is lying, Dave is saying this kid got life for practising wrestling moves...the TRUTH is this kid got house arrest for throwing a 6 year old on her neck then stomping on her repeatedly. Dave is trying to say the kid got life for being black but really he got away with murder for being young. the boys name is Lionel Tate, look it up dumbass

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420

    @sm0keyMcP0t420

    Its a comedy show. The truth may be distorted somewhat in the pusuit of laughs.

    How about early on in the show , when Dave talks about his experience as a hostage on the bus , held by a crazed homeless guy jerking off and then busting his nut on some guys forehead. You think that was accurate aswell? Was Dave 'lying 'there ? No - he just made some shit up to make ppl laugh.

    Seriously - get a hobby or something.

  • @sukh5252 its not distorted, its complete lies.

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420

    Its comedy - i couldnt give a fuck as long as it makes me laugh. Save your ramblings for something that actually matters

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420 Dude where's your sense of humour? You actually believed what ever Dave has been talking about to be real? HAH! Might explain why your name is SmokeyMcPot eh? Stop being so naive and you gotta stop smacking the pot dude...

  • @Sypher18 haha, funny how Dave leaves out that 15 year olds friend was a 6 year old girl with not only a broken neck but a lacerated liver and fractured ribs. Meaning he stomped on her after breaking her neck. AND he did not get life, he got probation and house arrest. Fuck race, i ask you, what if that was you'r daughter and the guy only got house arrest, after throwning her from above his head, on to her neck and then stomping on her. house arrest for murder 1? thats racist?

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420

    I doubt Dave was saying he should be freed, but was making the point that the people reacted so that he was tried as an adult for life, and Elizabeth was looked at as a little girl with the peoples reaction which goes back to the question "How old is 15 really?"

  • @KThom1225 everything is just so off. Elizabeth was taken twice as far from home as dave said and to the middle of a forrest, no bus stop anywhere around. then compares her not knowing how to get out of that situation to another 15 year old intentionally killing a 6 year old. his name is lionel tate, he didnt get life for this he got house arrest...later went on the rob a pizza shot and thats what he's in prison for now

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420 & also was she not taken out into public with the people who captured her as well? make a scene do something.

    + that's not the point at all. Dave is just showing how the mind of someone 15 works. He poses a good question obviously.

  • @Jdoug92 my main point is that for a 15 year old to commit 1st degree murder and get house arrest like he did get, that's not racist. And to expect another 15 year old to escape her adult capturers from the middle of the woods is pretty unreasonable, these cases werent handled unfairly due to race. But he is changing the facts to make them sound as if they were....I guess if i didnt know the true facts it would be funny to me.

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420 They CHARGED HIM with 1st degree murder. First off, there was no intent of killing anyone so it should be man slaughter. & they did sentence him to life in prison. It was over turned & he got out but he he was sentenced to it at first. & I also read about how he robbed a pizza guy for $13 & beat up the guys house he was visiting. So... he is there for 40 years anyways but you can't be sure throwing him in a prison @ 15 didn't have to do anything to do with that.

  • @Jdoug92 "Tate was convicted of killing Eunick(a 6 year old girl)by stomping on her so forcefully that her liver was lacerated. Her other injuries included a fractured skull, fractured rib and swollen brain. These injuries were characterized by the prosecution as "similar to those she would have sustained by falling from a three-story building.""

    breaking her neck wasent even what killed her, and this was a accident?? and the point is he didnt get life he got house arrest.

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420 So you believe he intended to kill the girl?

    I'm not in any way saying he shouldn't be in jail. If it was my daughter hell yes I would want him to rot in jail. But when people drink & go out driving (with the understanding they can hurt someone) they only get vehicular manslaughter. There is no evidence showing his intent was to kill, just like drunk drivers. Have the law equal all across the board. Now the 12 year old who shot that women, that's 1st degree murder.

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  • @Sypher18 people think this is brilliant? anyone can just make up lies its not good comedy. i'm a fan of dave for the most part but this is just tasteless

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420 ummmmm this isn't tasteless he is making a valid point

  • @sm0keyMcP0t420 They did originally give him life with out parole in 1999. They overturned his sentence 5 years later. Look it up

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  • why do people have fights over comments? seems kind of ridiculous considering no one really gives a shit who is right after watching a comedy skit.

  • here is the article about the 7 year old girl.

    articles.cnn.com/2002-07-23/us­/philadelphia.girl_1_duct-tape­-erica-pratt-barbara-pratt?_s=­PM:US

  • LoL soo true

  • whats the name of the song with that beat in the intro-outro?

  • 21 people dislike this video.

    m i doin dis rite?

  • Bcoz that's the bottom line...

  • wow, he made a good ass point lol

  • Its a fucking joke take the stick out of your ass and learn to laugh

  • holy crap i cant take any more comments about how many people dislike a video!.

  • No doubt Pimp C was a real Dave Chappelle fan. Search: "Pimp C & CedRock Starr"

  • Everyone should just stop bitching and calling each other racist & start laughing!

  • hilarious iraqie gig watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

  • 21 people are sick of the fucking intro and show the god damn video!

  • I do recognize Dave Chappelle is real talented and I am ok with him trying to fight racism...

    But I don't think it's ok to do that by being racist and making white people stupid, nor by lying and pretending that boy didn't deserve life in jail...

  • @1OneLuvYall "nor by lying and pretending that boy didn't deserve life in jail..."

    Let me translate that for you, what you really meant to say was

    "NIGGERS DON"T DESERVE NO FUCKING 2nd CHANCES"

    Subtle racism is just as bad because people can hide it under the guise of justice and "greater good", your fucking scum.

  • @LightJehuety Dude... He stomped a 6 year old girl to death! You think he deserves a second chance that's your opinion... But to me any motherf-cker (white, black, asian,etc..) that stomps a 6year girl to death is way too twisted to be left out in the open...

    Now even if you wanna believe that I'm racist does that change the fact that my arguments in the past messages are true? No... Dave Chapelle shouldn't be racist in this scketch.

    BTW go fuck yourself I'm not stupid enough to be racist...

  • @1OneLuvYall thats not the point its that at that age they was sayin he knew exactly wut he was doing and yet girls at 15 dont know wut they r doin if they r having sex and shit like that ..point is at 12 u r smart enough to take a life but at 15 and 16 ur not smart enough to know wuts going on when ur gonna give a life dats a twist in the system

  • You obviously didn't read all my messages, I understand there's like 6 of em'... I'll copy and paste:

    Just re-watch this thing you'll see when he talks about the white girl he makes it seem that 15 years old is old and that she is a dumbass... And when he talks about the boy 4:50 he's like "and they gave a 15 year old boy life in jail" with the facial expression that goes with it, to make it seem 15 is young...

    Why does he suddenly make 15 seem young and he talks about the boy?

  • @1OneLuvYall did you totally miss the point??? or are you trying to make the point to someone.... He was saying 15 is old enough but America likes to pick and choose if 15 is "old enough" depending on who it is and the situation... 15yr old dumbass white chick is treated like she's 5 whereas the 15yr old black kid who was play fighting is treated like he's an adult..... So chapelle reversed the roles to try and make people think

  • What's wrong with y'all? He's clearly is taking a political position, then exagerated about every story the way he wanted to, and  acted (not being real) emotional... Even though he probably knows the REAL stories about these 3 kids. "try and make people think?" Umm... No, he fed bullshit, to people, that's what he did...

    BTW, I'm not claiming he is racist, I'm claiming that in this scketch he tried to fight racism with racism... You said it yourself " chappelle reversed the roles"

  • @1OneLuvYall The point is that they make it seem like a 15 year old is helpless like a 5 year old, but can sentence them to LIFE in jail as if he knew exactly what the outcome would have been.

  • You're talking about 2 different worlds though "the media" and "the justice". Who qualified the girl as a kid"? the media... Who qualified the boy as grown-up? The justice system...

    And I don't know why you come to me with this. I never argued about the fact that there isn't still inequality for black people... My only argument is "don't fight racism with racism"...

    I just think Dave went too far! + saying that a 15 year old isn't old enough to know, not to beat on a 6 year old girl to death!

  • @1OneLuvYall I never even brought up the race thing. But anyways, I came to you with this because you made it seem different than it really is. If a kid can't escape from kidnappers like a mile away from her house because shes too helpless, is it really hard to believe that a 15 year old didnt realize he could actually hurt someone practicing something he saw on TV?

  • @magxsnyp3r You didn't talk about race but Dave did... This sketch is obviously about racial inequality. And what you're telling me is exactly what I'm talking about... Dave transformed all the stories... To make see things the way YOU do... The girl was actually taken 18 miles away from her house and in a house in the middle of the woods.. Bus stop??

    And the pile driver was the kid's trial excuse... Apparently medical examination showed that the 6 year old girl was stomped to death...

  • @1OneLuvYall If the statements youve made were true, then they are very well-established points to your argument. I wasnt aware of those facts and thank you for bringing them up. I suppose I was looking at this video from the perspective that Chappelle wanted us to see but he still made a valid argument did he not? His examples aside, its still fact that black criminals get harsher punishments than their white counterparts. Sure we shouldnt "fight racism with racism" but we're not really.....

  • @1OneLuvYall progressing nationally in regards to racism. My perspective is that he's trying to promote progress from its perceived stagnation. Is that so wrong?

  • @1OneLuvYall Alright Im leaning more towards your point of view, I just looked up the "piledriver" news story and the defendants family were persistant on not agreeing to a plea bargain that at most would have been three years in a juvenile prison, one year of house arrest and ten years of probation all together.

    Plus this dumbass robbed a Domino's Pizza deliveryman at gunpoint.

    That right there proves that this is not a racial inequality problem, its just human naivette.

  • Its racist towards white people (im white) but its still hilarious. Hes totally making white people seem stupid and is sticking up for his race, which was racist, but hey, hes hilarious anyways. Miss ya Dave!

  • adowa3k its 20 now

  • this nigga knew what he was doing it was god damn pile driver

  • lol. Dave is truly a genius.

  • I found this funny at first... Then realized what Chappelle is doing is make look black people strong(black 7yo) and abused(black 15yo)... And white people dumb as fuk(White 15yo)... That ain't right... plus he used the black kids "showing the pile driver" trial excuse... That kid stomped a 6years old girl to death... and actually did few years in, got out then went back to prison again for robbing pizzas... proof he's fked'up... look it up

  • @1OneLuvYall I dont know if you realized this. But Dave Chappelle is a stand up comedian and this was a stand up routine. Exagerations and jokes and prone to being involved in this form of entertainment

  • It's not comedy as a whole, he's clearly taking a (political) position and denuncing racism towards black people by using the boy's bullshit "showing the pile driver" trial excuse...

    Just re-watch this thing you'll see when he talks about the white girl he makes it seem that 15 years old is old and that she is a dumbass... And when he talks about the boy he's like "and they gave a 15 year old boy life in jail" with the facial expression that goes with it, to make it seem 15 is young...

  • 20 people don't know whether or not they wanna get pissed on.

  • NIGGA FUCK PFF ME THAT MY BUS sTOP

    LoL

  • Dave was speaking the fucking truth! That kid that got life was actually 12 yrs. old. The 7 yr. old girl was a true story b/c I remember it being on the news for about 5 min.

    He's hilarious yet honest. COME BACK DAVE!

  • there are Funny people and then there are people who say funny things. Dave is lucky enough to have both traits, funniest man alive.

  • DAMN NIGGAS THEY STANK

  • VAGINA 

  • the girl's name is erica pratt.

  • No one comedian of our generation can be so eloquent and thought provoking while at the same time being funny as fuck. This guy is a genius.

  • @skaneverdies No comedian period. Chappelle is the only guy i can truly call an idol of mine.

  • @skaneverdies Chris Rock can do it too

  • @skaneverdies Except for maybe...hmm.... GEORGE CARLIN...or....BILL HICKS... or....JON STEWART

  • This is very sad but true injustice and discrimination will always live in America

  • He's a brilliant comedian, but something about his voice makes everything he says even funnier.

  • It's a shame how under-appreciated this guy is. Even most of his fans are just laughing cause he's talking about race and sex, but he's actually just plain insightful as hell.

  • @DTownzz wow STFU dis nigga is funniest commedian ever why the fuk wud you wach him if all you gonna do is hate nigga get a LIFE

  • I wuz smoking refer friends selling crack n I was trying to finger fuck everything haha :,D

  • Missing white woman syndrome....

  • @filipe161 nicki minaj cuchi shop

  • its a goddamn piledriver.

  • I wonder if Elizabeth Smart ever saw this........

  • wats the song played at the end and the beginning?

  • @felipe161 "Coffee Shop" by Yung Joc

  • wayne treacy.

    I'm just sayin. 

  • hes smart and funny

    and the last part about

    the 15 year old boy

    really touched my heart

    god bless u dave (Y)

  • -if he gets on the ropes theres no stoping him- LMAO!

  • LMAO just give up motha fucker haha

  • if u think its ok to give a 15 y/o life in jail,then it should be ok to piss on one XD

  • Yeah, it may be comedy, but there are valid points in there.

  • 19 people don't know whether or not they wanna get pissed on.

  • "She Was Kidnapped at Four o'clock

    and Was Home Watching Herself on The News at Five Thirty hahaha

  • Man dave chappelle is really intelligent, he's very funny but at the same time he's making a very valid point. There's not a single thing you can say that would proof his point unvalid.

  • 300 spartans loved this video. Nice!

  • the man is right

  • the 18 that disliked this movie failed the piss on test.

  • haha he is so right

  • If i start peeing on the front row they are not going to calcuate and think " how do i feel about this, am I okay with it? nigga just move haha

  • 4:45 "We would have to send The Rock to arrest him" hahaha

  • Erica Pratt is the 7 year old who escaped.

    Lionel Tate is the 14 year old who killed the girl with wrestling moves.

    They are both on Wikipedia.

    Also, look up "Missing White Woman Syndrome" for the detailed description of why certain people are national news, and others are bylines for a week.

  • I agree about agreeing about 15 across the board. To me, 15 is young, and 7 is even younger. That story about the 15 year old black boy was really, really terrible. Anyone have a link to the 7 year old story?

  • I'm 15. And I find this fucking hilarious. *thumbs up*

  • The 15 yr old boy who "accidentally" killed his 6yr old neighbour was actually 12 when it happened, and eventually his sentance was reduced, so he is not on life sentace...and as of 2007 is he back on trial for trying to rob a delivery guy.

  • Just google Lionel Tate robbery 2007 if anyone's interested in the facts.

  • i BREAKAWAY !!!

  • "this nigger knew what he was doin, thats a goddamn piledriver." hahahaha funniest quote ever.

  • @tantan513 Yea, but I also like...."If this kid gets on the ropes, there's no stopping him. We'll have to call in "The Rock" to arrest him." LOL

  • ..And they didn't even tied her up, cause the hillbillie's.. They just bounced.

  • ' fck off me nigguh thts muh bus stop i kno where im at ' LMAO.

  • dude this nigga be beatsin playa

  • That is so insanely true... The U.S. has a lot of good things going on, but still way too much injustice and discrimination... It's like he says, if you're old enough to be sentenced to life, you're old enough to be considered an adult...

  • @FaerieDust actually he ment if your old enough to be sentenced to life your old enough to be pissed on >..>

  • Besides the funny part- this sketch is genious.

  • Intro too long skipped to another vid and gave thumbs down

  • @guidomith patience son!

  • @Jadervason I'm not here to watch someones unilateral wetdream/auto-ego stroker. I am here to watch vids. people that makes vids lilke this use the corporations as their idols, makes me sick.

  • Dave Chappelle Is A Comedic Genius

  • im still tryna figure out why ppl watch youtube videos just to hate... like you have nothing better to do than talk mess about ppl who dont kno u exist? REAL cool. lol

  • @The922 to troll.

  • @Muckaka The fact is he's 6 AND he's messed up, he clearly needs help, not life in jail

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  • yeah i read up on that lionel tate kid he was definetly fucked he said he killed that 6 year old on accident while showing her wrestling moves...the prosecution said the damage done to the girls body was compared to falling from a 3 story building he deserved life in prison fucking lying nigga

  • proves a damn good point

  • painfully true

  • agreed

  • too true