A Dramatic Reading of a Real Minecraft Forum Post

[SkeloPatch]

This is what comes out the brain of a mac user.

[lumidin3]

not one damn period



[doid1337]

That's my topic XD

[mewpsypokes]

@doid1337 I would NOT be bragging about that.

[Disethas]

I recognize too many people in these comments.

[CrazyJayDaLemon]

Man, that kid is a genius. Notch, do whatever the fuck this eleven year old says.

[UserMissingName]

This is the very best thing.

[AndrewHamilton31415]

diamonds are harder to get than obsidian

[PokeWeekly]

how do you post in the forums

[TheSuperieur]

Someone tasted drugs...

[plasmidsheep]

I saw this thread when it was posted, and then you posted this video on the thread. I was loling so hard.

[xXOmarChehabXx]

LOL!

[AsbelLhants]

LOLOL.

[TheFamine123]

This... is... the FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ second only to topic/178347-my-problems-with-­minecraft-are-all-your-fault/p­age__st__120

I lol'd

[Ilikepiemonkeys97]

i have tears in my eyes. im havin trouble writing this LMFAO XD

[TheElevenz]

are you the same as the one reading "Full life consequences"? Sounds like it.

[TheElevenz]

Haha... LMAO

[GarrysSketch]

was that kid on drugs when he wrote that?

[killzcobra]

LONGEST SENTENCE EVER, also the guy who posted this, i hope you did not get the present, whitch you didnt, AND YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN THE FORUM POST OF

[PandaChan80]

This is so funny :')

Look at this icons FARSJFKAFASFA

[JScriptnoob]

I fucking lol'd

[xXJdog1285Xx]

who the hells makes a sentence that damn long !?!?! o.0

[Zontafer]

so PLUZZ,.

[Limbonius1st]

Press 7 for love you!

[assassinfox]

You, sir, are freaking awesome. XD

Can't say the same for the person you're quoting.

[supershea2000]

....

[Stex25]

This is amazing!

[Thetruehypersonic]

Verbal garbage

[Thetruehypersonic]

Oh Lordy...

[MasterDr3W21]

The one person who disliked this video must be the guy who made the post.

[tommihahmo]

I dont know what he is saying because i dont hear any . :s or , :s or Big Beginletters.

[Tehpillowstar]

As a mod in the MCForums, I have seen my fair share of utter retarded shit....this beats everything I have seen...ever...

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

@Tehpillowstar

I didn't think I'd see you here, pillowstar :P

[Tehpillowstar]

@PokeyMeansBusiness

Swinger's in page two.

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

@Tehpillowstar

It's sad that people like this actually post like this on the forums :(

[Tehpillowstar]

@PokeyMeansBusiness

It's even sadder that people never even learned how to make a proper paragraph (4th grade), nevertheless, a proper sentence (1-2nd grade).

The saddness of it balances out the hilarity of the reading.

[MrKrauzz]

@Tehpillowstar You're never in the IRC anymore...

[Tehpillowstar]

@MrKrauzz

?

What do you mean? I'm always on.

[MrKrauzz]

@Tehpillowstar In OTter? I haven't seen you in there much.

[Disethas]

@MrKrauzz

She gets on at a fairly consistent time.

I think it's around noon GMT.

[toad773]

@Tehpillowstar I will do things to you.

[sorbyappletv]

No one adds "Can Bedrock be breakable"at the end of a paragraph or what ever this is.Let's just face the gold standard:I LOLED

[TheMrNMan]

I hate mac

[PACMANnot]

I'm pretty sure I wrote better then that kid ever could :P.

[FunkyZombiez]

I had to laugh SO HARD every time I watched this, lol thanks for that vid I subscribed.

[N00b1855]

I like how do you say "plz".

And lol? Guns? This is Minecraft not GTA!

[FTFCinema]

Hahah

[tchic777]

10.) Dragons can be cool but i don't like most of your ideas.

11.) I will arrest you.

12.) I hate you.

13.) I know how to count to 13.

[Randomstation]

@tchic777 you do know the guy who made this vide is taking the piss out of whoever wrote this? it just seems like your talking to the uploader in this message.

[tchic777]

@Randomstation well congratz you can insult 3 month old comments :/

[tchic777]

1.) Unbreakable tools will make the game no fun.

2.) Creepers exploding makes them unique

3.) Learn to spell.

4.) He isn't going to make any machine look like crap on purpose.

5.) A .(period) isn't just a legend, it actually exists.

6.) Obsidian being easier to break is rediculous.

7.) Guns would make Minecraft horrible.

8.) We already have feathers and nobody wants another type of them.

9.) He can't stop people from destroying stuff.

[imapallylol2]

What is our fucking future coming to?

[Gl1tchProductions]

You are my new hero! :D

[wolf5860]

FAIL. FAAIIIILLLLLLLLLL. He can't spell for his life. X3

[mewpsypokes]

LOL! This is the funniest post I have ever seen! The guy made NO SENSE!

[Swingerzetta]

That was amazing. The highlight of my night. I'm going to read every forum post in that voice now.

[BrickstarRunner]

Lets have more story time later :D

[MrTumnus135]

Dud i r subscrev noa cuz u r koel an i sub noh but i don always expcet a sub all to time. Bravo sir. You now have another subscriber.

[SgtMustang]

LOLOL

Funniest thing ive seen all day, saw your post on the actual thread.

[blackrideryc]

FUUNNNNY! LOL! WHAT IS THAT KID THINKING! OBSIDIAN IS WAY EASIER TO FIND THAT DIAMOND! WHY WOULD IT LAST FOREVER?