snake found in my drain

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

had a fuckin snake in the laundry room once, my old man got a gun and shot the hell out of it.

he also shot the washing machine XP

[PinkWolfieLove]

I can count to potato snake!!!

[lasssve91]

i fucking hate snakes

[zeke3zeke]

i will never take a dump again

[CooCooAwesome]

Like if you checked your toilet after this!

[Leecop1000]

Rat snake

[PenTapper8435]

why do you have a potato in your drain? lol

[mdfslfllf101]

watch some one be taking a shit orp piss amda snake bite there ass off

[ThePaPeRsLiCeR]

cornsnake



[FiveThreeProductions]

lol



[Kadiebeast]

Well, THAT brings a whole new meaning to "snaking your pipes"..

[smileyface14982]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darknebula4567]

if that happened to me the i would have to poo pee in my backyard

[IpwnUtouch]

that woulda freaked me out i would never poop again

[GHOST8899NOM]

holy shit i wrote this in 2010 and its in the top comments lol

[jbwjessica101]

you probably put it there.

[lizisasaint]

That is a rattlesnake

[keatrobot]

@lizisasaint that's not a rattlesnake, you don't know what you are talking about...

[darkvampiregirl18]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

[StevenBeDrummin]

honestly i would throw a hair dryer into that water. i usually care about animal rights and all that but when theres a snake in my fucking toilet? AW HELLLSSS NOOO

[willjeffress]

Oh. My. God. D:

[e214Dallas]

ha he shit a potato befo he found d snake

[addictedtohorzez]

whys there a potatao in there...

[420FFresh]

this guy is dumb ass it's a bucket with a snake inside

[MacSubzero]

I saw a snake in my toilet then i flushed it ^_^

[christhestar100]

@MacSubzero funny but prety discusting lol. What happened to the snake??

[MacSubzero]

@christhestar100 He got sucked :P

[vlamer100]

its that an egg

[rhblakeman]

For those weirded out that it came from a toilet - it is sitting in a J trap that is part of a sink drain. He wouldn't be able to (legally) flush the "blackwater" from the toilet to the fields but you can in many places flush shower/tub/sink/laundry "graywater" (since it contains no septic elements) out to the field. The problem with that is it needs to go to a pit and leech into the ground rather than be an open pipe or you get snakes and rats in the drain system. Looks like a corn snake

[Mommyfarts1]

if that were in my house it wouldnt see the day light in the morning

[exquisite6]

I hope you feed her/him

[edwdixon5]

He looks perfect... for me to POOP on!

[Deerector]

Learn how to spell ya momo

[LizzyLuvs111]

Omg dude that would make me never use the toilet again!

[blackstallion534]

i hope you weren't taken a shi#

[TheAdventuresOfUs37]

wow,did you put it in there or something?

[Ashikun]

My worst nightmare. Everytime I dangle my balls in the toilet to take a dump I envision this scene in my head.

[SkatePride101]

@Ashikun ''dangle my balls'' i seriously ROFL.

[4cellar2door0]

Wow.

Learn to spell "apparently" dude.

Your spelling is fucking atrocious.

[M44resto]

Looks like a Pigmy Rattlesnake

[JBieberFan226]

I always thought a snake was gonna bite my butthole when I poo..................

[oster1990]

thats a corn

[QuikscoperxX]

when i always take a dump i think a snake is going 2 slither up the toleit and bite my penis off

[Wlmitch1]

That is a Fox Snake (Pantherophis Vulpinus). They are nonvenomous rodent eaters. Most Fox Snakes tend to be calm, but will vibrate their tails, open their mouths, let out a brief hiss like a cat, and strike when threatened.

[mickchick2020]

hahah y are u in my plumming? im scared to go to the bathroom nowXD

[crazystuffreviews]

kill it



[3DGBoy23]

@crazystuffreviews people like you should be hung by your dick (if ur a guy) or ur tits (if ur a girl) and be burned alive and thrown in the ocean along with Bin Laden what the fuck is wrong with you if you were a snake would you want people to kill u? fuckin loser

[TheDuskDemise]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DRAIN! EVERYBODY STRAP IN, I'M FLUSHING SOME TOILETS!!!

[Disinf3ctant]

Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes, in this motherfucking drain!

[Emerz000]

@Disinf3ctant best reply.. ever

[jsambition]

@Disinf3ctant i smell a sequel=)....oh wait thats the sewage smell

[agumon52]

@Disinf3ctant ETF FOR THE WIN!

[BlindPeopleCan]

Quick! Mark your territory!

[emcskwared]

"why are you in my plumbing" hahahahahahahahahaha

[wonkeytjuuuh]

snake : owh please everyone's watchin' me while i go to the toilet? can't i have a little privacy? :o

1 day later , snake : omg ! they put it on youtube ? :o

i had a snake , sooo cute :o i thought , damn , i have this snake for 5 years now , and he still doesn't reconize his name :o ( till i knew snakes don't have ears) xD i was just a 8 year old kid xd

[blueeyes7671]

U CAN KEEP IT

[japeneseman1]

honey go get my gun

[tsukashigiro]

you pee at him the snake will rip your dick off

[dragonhead055]

@tsukashigiro not if you stand far back enough lol

[freestuffpl0x1]

is the brown thing a shit?

[jizzznizzle]

is this what you found while using the zip it?

[3S6K9T]

this is a comon water snake in singapore!harmless and not aggersive

[MrHardset]

@3S6K9T THats a Ball Python, dummy.

[sashquatch211]

@MrHardset wow u must be some fool that not a ball python

[ngm1player1dy]

Try flushing

[kirbylicous]

im now scared to go to toilett

[ronleander69]

its a fox snake im pretty sure

[GHOST8899NOM]

i will pee on him xD lol

[yankolvich]

@GHOST8899NOM it will bite you dick off like snakes on a plane.

[CaptnMorshu]

@GHOST8899NOM Then the snake will rip your dick off xD

[kakay47]

@GHOST8899NOM Then your penis will get bite :D

[GHOST8899NOM]

@kakay47 lol

[macz24daddy1]

@GHOST8899NOM Snakes of a plane :D

[GHOST8899NOM]

@macz24daddy1

:D LOL

[macz24daddy1]

@GHOST8899NOM xD

[blekmaster12]

i love to poop in a toilet

now when i saw that i will poop more XD hahaha

[djquack12]

No way!

[chiikaboomfan]

@djquack12 WAY!

[crumbsonplate]

ok that looks like somones pet really

[oboeman56]

It's a greatpPlains rat snake

[gittarfin]

Looks like some kind of rat snake maybe a great plains rat, also known as Emory Rat snake.

[mwtrble]

uuuu that's a copperhead!!!

[weenrocker]

That Is no corn snake man...nor Is It milksnake..that Is a fucking copperhead and It will ruin your weekend

[toolboxarty]

Definitely not a copperhead, head's all wrong, but it could still be poisonous.

[CGLLJ]

You are right, it is not a copperhead, but it could be a rat snake. Its to dark to tell for sure.

[lordabomity]

Its a ratsnake. And copperheads aren't poisonous..

[gittarfin]

Dude copperheads are not the most venemous snake in the US but they will ruin your weekend and yes you could even die!

[lordabomity]

lol. I was just saying that they aren't poisonous..... because they're venomous, not poisonous. =P I just hate is when people use the word poisonous for snakes.

[gittarfin]

Oh I see. I fell for your bait, lol. But you know when I was a kid even scientists called snakes poisinous. I still slip sometimes and then I correct myself.

[lordabomity]

haha ok, I didn't know that =O It wasn't a bait really. The comment was to another guy. I just felt like being a little sarcastic =)

[tank0288]

@lordabomity lol u must be dumb because ur trying to correct ppl when u need correcting, there are poisonous snakes, poisonous is another name for venomous Mr. Snake Expert

[lordabomity]

@tank0288 Being from the states one would think you should know your english better but no.

Different animals different toxins and different terms. Look it up before commenting and making yourself look like an idiot.

Here's a tip, goggle "poisonous vs venomous animals! or "difference between poison and venom". You are bound to find something on the subject , and don't fucking comment back until you've read something about it.

[tank0288]

@lordabomity lol omg ur so stupid, i don't have to watch how i type becuz im not going to graded upon...i did look it up u fool..u should look it up yourself, here i'll send u the link u ignorant fuck...

don't use wikipedia cuz any idiot can change the information...venomous and poisonous r the same fucking thing...there r 4 classes of venomous types but in the end they r all POISONOUS, don't try to prove some1 wrong when u r wrong

[lordabomity]

@tank0288 Your vocabulary seems to fail you on so many levels here. First of all I can see that you haven't looked up shit! I thought I might explain to you what the difference is, and explain further why they are classified differently. But explaining terminology and basic anatomy to someone who clearly has an IQ level of a fly is totally meaningless, so I quickly changed my mind since that information would just pass your feeble childlike mind. So fuck off and believe whatever you want.

[tank0288]

@lordabomity Want me to write with proper spelling and grammar? Fine! I will. You didn't post anything because you know I am right. Your really splitting hairs by trying to be proper in saying a snake is venomous without being poisonous. If your a scientist that mixes anti venoms, yeah, sure you have to be as specific as possible because lives are on the line. I couldn't post the site proving you wrong that poisonous snakes and venomous snakes are one in the same. My IQ is far superior to yours

[tank0288]

@lordabomity Your probably have some sort of intelligence but ur just a dickhead trying to prove some1 wrong with debatable information...u know I am right or else then i would be wrong saying u have any intelligence wat so ever. so fuck you.....PUSSY

[lordabomity]

@tank0288 So you're saying you are right because you say I have intelligence?! You keep saying that I know you're right? Now why would you do that, well simply because you have nothing to bring except foul language. I haven't been trying to prove anyone wrong here. You're the one who started debating with me with questionable knowledge about the subject. And I'm not at all splitting hairs.

[lordabomity]

@tank0288 Lets explain this on a level which even you could understand.

I can milk a king cobra and drink the "VENOM" and not die. You know why.? Because venom is NOT poison.

If I eat a snake, will I die? NO because the snake is not poisonous

If I eat a poison dart frog, will I die? Probably, since they have a very strong POISON

If a poison dart frog bites me, will I die, NO since they don't have venom glands to produce venom and no delivery system for it.

[lordabomity]

@tank0288 Snakes are venomous since the toxin is delivered via specialized apparatus while poison arrow frogs are poisonous since the toxin is absorbed.

If you cant get this through your ignorant thick skull, then there's no help for you.

[lordabomity]

@tank0288 @tank0288 Snake venom is just modified saliva, venom and poison are two completely different toxins. I see what you mean by venom is still poisonous but its not. That's like saying red and yellow is the same thing just because they're both colours.

Now, snake venom is toxic, that doesn't mean that the snake itself is toxic.

I'm not going to write any more since I feel this has gone to far and my head is spinning, but please reply and I'll read it. Bye bye

[repticman123]

@tank0288 No, venomous and poisonous are NOT the same thing. Venom has to be injected to harm you. And poison has to be drinken to harm you. I can drink death adder venom and it won't have any ill effects on me. If i were to INJECT death adder venom, I would die. If i werew to eat a venomous snake i wouldn't die. If i were to eat a posion dart frog. I would die. Because its poisonous. Not venomous. Venom and posion are classified in DIFFERENT catagories. It has been this way for a long time.

[StyrFAPFAPFAP]

@tank0288

get fucked wrecked, child.

[246mitch]

"there i was minding my ooown buisness when..."

[GrimReefer35]

That would suck so hard if you just sat down and didnt notice that thing...

[antonu68]

As you can guess,it was a snake in the toilet!

[antonu68]

LOL that reminds me of a show when a little kid was going to go to the bathroom then he came running out saying "mommymommy look whats in the drain!"so funny she was scared like heck!

[421kissie421]

kk thts it i am never gonna poo again

[XxRisingVelocityxX]

@421kissie421 meeeeeee neither

[NoodlesRGewd]

@421kissie421 hahahahahah!!!!!

[99minerkc]

Looks like BRAND new PVC pipe!! Maybe you set the whole thing up! Likely a fake!!

[frogfreak1968]

thats a fox snake ore corn snake ore a rattle snake the skin colour does look like a rattle snake so just dont ttouch it

[brandonk1p1]

Thats a Wide Range ya got there,lol

Its not a Rattlesnake, Definitely a type of Rat Or Gopher snake.

Either way, Harmless.

[antonu68]

lol biting some guys butt of when you go to the toilet

[mapleleafben]

i always wanted to see that hapen

[thizzzzface]

scary shitt!!

[mymatthew]

nope, it was born free and will stay free, as long as it on my watch that is.)

[christiantr1986]

@mymatthew Where do u live man? that snake is scary!

[zac1099]

what sort of snake is it

[crest223]

lol, pick it up and take it out