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  • You know what the funny thing is? Underneath all those prosthetics? The main person to wear the Lurtz prosthetics was black…and the main person to wear the Orc Captain prosthetics was female. So technically, Lurtz should not have been in that video.

    Also, technically, while there are black people in Arda, they are well past Far Harad and were mostly ignored by both Melkor and Sauron. They take no part in most of Arda's history, because they were just too damn far away.

  • Good, film would have been shit with loads of niggers, its set in medieval Europe you twats...

  • All the evil people were black. All the Good people were white. Nuf said!

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  • orcs were black!

  • Sauron was a nigger:D

    sala baker is his name

  • THE BALANCE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

  • THERE ISN'T ANY NIGGERS BECAUSE THEY GOT KILLED BY THE BOYS

  • hehe, everyone relex its just a joke jeez! no need to get all HK -.-

  • oxygen would be nice right now~

  • what do you mean with not blacks?? what about all the Sarumans soldiers? XD

  • and his portrayal of white/light and dark/black has all to do with natural order. if u dont like the coloring talk to God or Mother Nature mofos. what are they gonna show black light or white darkness roflmao rly . and as for ppl that were in the movie well tolkien story was written from his own perspective so ofc northern european cultures would be favored here. it has nothing to do with black white. and there are no blacks in rohan/gondor cuz theyre not native to tolkiens homeland rly :)

  • lol at black ppl in europe during middle ages. what do u count as black , arabs roflmao ?? surely there werent more than whites in africa (again sort of counting arabs too) as for the movie well who cares that there werent any blacks in lotr was it made by them for them or about them lol ?? dont think so. why does every douche on youtube has to go spike lee mofo mode and count how many black ppl are in the movies. its not about blacks so why would it matter.

  • RE: the description

    Satire is generally thoughtful and/or thought-provoking. Satire is not just pointing out the obvious and putting it to silly music. For starters, didnt Lawrence Makori (or however you spell it) play the witch king?

    I doubt you're being visited by people who don't understand irony, just by people who think unfunny video's are unfunny :/

  • they wanted to make a timeless classic; not some nigger disney movie starring ice cube and queen latifa. fucking stupid niggers; personally i love those movies cuz theyre all white and the closest thing to a nigger are the goblins and orcs. stupid niggers!!!!!!

  • @MrToiletface Agreed

  • One does not simply put black people into Lord of the Rings

  • The Witch King at 0:34 was played by a black guy....so, fail...

  • *turns off video and plays Super Mario for SNES*

  • XD There is one black dude but he was a bad guy and was riding on the elephants and got killed.

  • So are all the black movies racist for having no white guys?

  • @tank44448888888 THANK YOU! white people are racist if they dont say bless you after any other race sneezes!

  • This book was written during World War 1, so ya there was racism in those times and all the characters are described in detail by Tolkien in one of his books. If it were written now then there would probably be black and OTHER skin colours, not only black.

  • maybe thats because i middle earth there are no niggers, altought there are

  • Lots of books and films have no black people in it. So, you are basecly saying that a lot og Holywood films are racist.

  • Heh, I never noticed before, one of me favourite films now, because no black people were played in it

  • niiiiguuuurs HAHAHAAHA I FUCKING ROFL'D AT SAURON

  • Funfact: The riders of the Oliphaunts in the movie were played by white people. In the books they were from Harad and described as black men.

  • The comments are more racist than the actual video...

  • just saying an army of white people wipe out all the black people (orcs)

  • So....If there is a movie with no black peoples, that means this is a racist movie...

    YOU ARE A FUCKING DUMB ASS

  • no chinese people either

  • It can't be racist- they even used New Zealanders for filming!

  • Well put this into perspective. Who would ever find a black man in mediaeval Europe? None so how would you expect to find any in middle earth?

  • @MrOFUW actually there was many black people in Europe in the middle ages, do research and see for yourself. PLUS there was black people in lord of the rings, the ORCS.

  • im pretty sure like 5 of those people were black

  • ...that's why it was such a GOOD movie...

  • black people cant act

  • WE SHOULD ALL BE RACISTS AGAINST ORCS

  • Love it.

  • No white people in african movies. They are racist 

  • the only good thing in this video is the music

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  • I personally would have been offended if gollum was black or anything from 0:35 onwards  lol

  • correction the ringraths are called dark riders and black people are dark

  • I'm on the racist part of youtube again

  • you who uploaded this video is one sad piece of shit ? wtf is wrong with you

  • LOTR was based upon a lot of Northern European folklore and tales, upon which there wouldn't of been any black people around the region 'back in the day'. And the enemies being dressed in black, that's nothing to do with skin colour. Throughout history the colour white has had connotations of purity/good, and black; evil, obviously. You cant change a film to be politically correct purely because things are seen differently today, that would be changing the story and wouldn't make any sense.

  • correction :41 was black

  • Actually if you watch the movie closely, the orcs have more racial diversity than the humans!

    Tolkien (like C.S. Lewis) without a doubt was racist, although in his defense one can say that he was simply a product of his era.

  • "For those of you who can, and do, read.

    This is a satire... apparently the idea of mocking those who scream racism at every conceivable opportunity is lost on many, as I find that a large majority of comments are people who take this as a serious gripe video.

    Well, continue to make fools of yourselves." Haha, I love idiots who don't read descriptions :D!

  • Yes, so it WAS racist saying all the blacks were the evil guys...

  • pretty sure all the enemies are black.

    ringwraiths,orcs, shelob, and urak hai (however the fuck you spell it)

    so they are saying black people are the enemies !

  • @mcspreggen Saruman, THE WHITE. Enemy...

  • Africans weren't knights because more than 99.9% lived in Africa during medieval times. Go figure.

  • @PSOHfan92 agreed lol, and i think there is a definate case to be made that Ugluk, the nazgul and shelob are actually black

    this is a terrible video

  • BULLSHIT VIDEO

  • what about asians??? its not just black n white

  • whats the song name in this?

  • The fact Yoshi's theme is used for this....is amazing

  • Most of Middle Earth is similar to a northern, temperate climate similar to Europe, so it makes sense that the races are white. But what your video fails to recognize is that the men from the South of Middle Earth, those men loyal to Mordor, are of darker color, similar to Middle Eastern or Asian countries, which makes sense. Good job on trying to troll people with this video though.

  • Black fella! White fella! Doesn't matter! What ya colour!

  • YOU, sir, need to get laid

  • there was a good bit of black in that

  • what a bored piece of faggot the producer of this other piece of shit is.

    perhaps if he wouldn't run off the history lessons during hi's elementary school ,i`m sure he would had understood what really happened and more or less why. but since all he has in the head is a lump of retarder hormones I really doubt he could ever make some use of it.

    Even more sad is that other 700+ is solemly following the Retared leader. Good job you can hold hands and rock around your christmas tree.

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  • you buncha faggots who thought of that retards

  • the best part is when he introduces the video!

  • thoose pirates in 3rd movie were black

  • the balrog IS black

  • oke for not having black people in a films would make alot of movies racist

  • I'm black and I have to say that this book had no black ppl in it so why add black ppl it's not racist it's called a good adaptation

  • ahh well u could also say im racist for not having any black friends, but i think that'd be false because i just dont know any black people. its not that im neccesarily racist, and if u want to label me as such then i feel sorry for you for your ignorance.

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  • Super Smash Bros. Melee music, ftw.

  • @DAVIDInitiative ahh its from super mario world

  • @Broogan13287 Oh, I know! But, this particular version is featured in SSBM. :)

  • Tolkien was trying to make English folklore, not African.

  • well a lot of things in this vid are black but you say they are not

  • Might as well be "racist." Every other good thing gets called that these days.

  • they had BLACK riders. the nasgoul

  • Am I the only one that finds this funny as shit?

  • Wait -- the Nazgul were "Black Riders!"

    But they were the evil bad guys....

  • 0:37 was pretty black tbh,

  • @RetartedWeeZoAndFs No he was muddy......

  • @RetartedWeeZoAndFs No shit?

  • orcs are the ancestors of blacks

  • @asssface2000 Shut up stupid whore son thinks you're funny with your ugly mouth

  • @THE122138 aw, did the subhuman get his feelings hurt?

  • @asssface2000 you think you cool you now nothing about me

  • WRONG. The guy who played in the sauron suit was actually a black guy.

  • Ah... the good ol' days. Before niggers were invented. How I yearn for thine times!

  • @Eagleye735495 haha hahaahaha  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • As said in the Tolkien bestiary the Uruk-hai had black skin.

  • this was awesome! im so happy the race card is losing its potency.

  • actually, the actor for the witch king is black.

  • @firebirdcas and he is huge :|

  • The Black Gates of Mordor

  • duh only white people can be super heroes . if black people were in this movie it would be so fake. i like my science fiction real.

  • @CoreyIrvin86 i was kidding around

  • blacks where not sold to the people in middle earth duh

  • almost no blacks xo but doesn't that mean that most of the people being killed was wht... [looking at the eye] O.o.......bitch

  • LOL EVERYONE IT'S MARIO MUSIC AND MARIO ARE WHITTTTE

  • im pretty sure balrog was black guys. 

  • The Orcs were black

  • 0:32 HAH JOKES ON YOU The guy with the helmet and the hooded guys were black. Literally.

  • it's not racist if there's not black people in every fucking movie.

  • personaly i feel that this movie isnt really racist. there were no black humans in middle earth because they live in another land called harad. and middle earth is just a little piece in the lands of arda (go to lotr wiki and ul understand what im talking about) however if u feel that this movie is racist i agree with ya. WORLD OF WARCRAFT is also racist since there are NO black humans when u create a human character. and also in the WOW comic there are no black humans. people dont care anymore

  • lol, it's quite silly how people get bothered over racism when Tolkien's stories are based in the Scandinavian regions of the world where in MYTH and geographically speaking people of darker skin didn't really exist and shall I point out this is once more - it's MYTHOLOGY :)

    Additional: Orcs are mythological creatures who vary in colours of green, bits of blue (the black is just mud) and the Nazgul were once Kings whom where also pale skinned.

  • how stupid u are ..and now pres play

  • OH MAN... YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO ISPLAYING WITCH KING, DO YOU ?

  • The Orcs were black - not brown like people from Africa.

    The Nazgul were white - not pinkish-tan like people from Europe. (They were dressed as riders in black, but when Frodo put the ring on he saw pure white ghosts).

    The men and elves and hobbits and dwarves looked like Europeans because LOTR is a Euro myth/fantasy. Nothing wrong with that at all.

    I thought this vid was funny right up until the nasty epithet at the end ruined it. Too bad because it started out kind of clever.

  • yea but the orcs were black dude

  • The actors are white because the characters are white. The characters are white because LOTR was set in ancient Europe (Tolkien says it change geographically over time) hence, no black people.

  • @AmalamCooper funny cause isn't LOTR filmed some where in New Zealand??? and the actors are white because at this point in time dark skinned people hadn't found middle earth, or atleast thats what i like to believe :)

  • @CountPlooku3971 It is filmed in New Zealand, but Middle Earth is based around Europe. Apparently the Shire is like Oxford in England where Tolkien lived. How cute. And yeah, because of the time and context dark skinned and white skinned people just wouldn't have met yet. :P

  • thumbs up to balance the like and dislike bars

  • The Lord Of The Rings isn't racist. Search in the internet, search for Lawrence Makoare. By the way, he is BLACK. Oh yes, he is!!! He plays the witch-king AND Lurtz, the chief of the orks in the third film.

  • @CSAPRODUCTIONS2011 sorry, in the first one.

  • @CSAPRODUCTIONS2011 oh yeah, the evil people. xD

  • Sala Baker is not black. He's Samoan.

  • only one word can decsribe the person who edited this video, CUNT!

  • 0:45

    If you loled like me, you are a bad person.

  • @ThomasMoar I'm black and I laughed, its satire.

  • look at the actors for most urkie they were mostly black

  • Sauron might be black, right? Also, aren't some of the evil human minions of Sauron black aswell? Like the dudes riding the Elefantlike beasts?

  • @Lucasisgek82 yes, yes they are

  • There were no blackies in middle earth dumbass!

  • @ZomgXBanned2 There were. Black Numenoreans, Haradrim? They're pretty dark to me!

  • @ZomgXBanned2 Actually there were, in the books the Eastern peoples of Middle Earth aka the Easterlings are supposed to be dark skinned and broad, if you actually read up the information compiled by JRR Tolkien you'd see that

  • there are black horses...

  • THIS IS ELFs STORY,only Germans Slovens and Kelts got the elfs.NO NIGERS!!!

  • lol. I thought he was going to say that the only black people were bad guys, but whatever.

  • Arnt Black Riders black? O_O

  • Why do they have to have someone black in a move? Or Chinese, or Russian, or Japanese, or Indian? Why can't they just make the movie with the people they want?

  • in fact all of the orcs are black guys

  • because middle earth is based on viking beliefs! do you realy think they had seen a black man in those days?

  • Half of them are black. And Agent Smith seems black to me, because he interacts with Morpheus!!!

  • I saw at least 4 black things in that.

    Are YOU black? LOL

    Are you certified to talk about cultural competence?

    Have a nice day.

  • Lol, you included the Troll and the Balrog!

  • Actually, Sauron was played by an actor called Sala Baker. Who is in fact a black man. :)

  • This another weird fantasy for racist, low self-esteem people. I challenge any commenter of this video to find a group of minorities stating that Lord of the rings is racist. Who thinks like this? I dont here no one claiming the Wizard of oz is racist. Keep your strange fantanises to yourself, I swear this country is becoming odd.

  • @ErikandAndreea It says clearly in the info that this is a satire. So pull your undies out of your ass and calm down.

  • @ssjrobert

    Happy Holidays.

  • THERES A BLACK PERSON IN LORD OF THE RINGS WHEN THERE DEFENDING OSGILIATH IN RETURN OF THE KING WHEN THE ORCS ARE ABOUT TO INVADE A COUPLE MINUTES BEFORE THAT IT SHOWS A BLACK GUY SOLDIER EATING FOOD AROUND A FIRE

  • @halosucks11 nice memory

  • Oh yeah, i remember someone's video 'bout how Dragon Age:Origins was racist, and that guy was REALLY SERIOUS. Thank you for declaring just being white is not racist

    You are my HERO, archonlazarus

  • k simmer down bud

  • uuum. its because the book had no black people in it... blame TK. Rowling

  • @TheOmegaPyro its not tolkien rowling its JRR Tolkien whop made LOTR and JK rowling that made HP and I think HP copied Lotr alot but it was still good 

  • lets point out that lord of the rings was based off a poem called Beowulf and that Beowulf was about Slavic groups not African tribes, and that their was no black people in the north and that if lord of the rings was a true event the Europeans probably wouldn't have found Africa yet and no orcs are not black but some were played by black people not because they were black but because they were good actors and lastly the lord of the rings was published in the 40s before martin Luther King Jr

  • @snickers763 Yes it was everything is true that u said BUT it was not based on beowolf.

  • @SASHKA5337 yeah i misspoke but Tolkien did get lots of ideas for Rohan from Beowulf actually it was said that Rohan was exactly the same as Beowulf except with horses if you've seen the extended editions appendices it talks allot about Tolkien's inspirations like some of Sarumans traits were based off Hitler.

  • 0:38

    What you talking about? He's blacker tan Eddie Murphy

  • rofl could you imagine a black gandalf? hey guys I'm not gandalf the gray I'm gandalf the white!

  • you mean africans. but in arda (the world of lord of the rings), there exists no africa. so no africans! by the way: the skincolor of africans is brown. the real blacks are orcs!

  • Tolkien was a British South African that grew up at the turn of the century. Of course he was racist. Even if racism wasn't intentional, it comes through in his writing.

  • The Lord of The Rings isn't racist but you are. And what about other minorities like Asians or Native Americans. It was a good movie regardless of the absence of any sort of colored people. So who cares.

  • who cares

  • This video has a point. We should work out a racial equality equasion and force it on every movie being produced out there in the name of equality. Excellent idea, I must say.. Oh no, there's just not enough aboriginals and indians left..

  • 0:37 the nazgul is black and the ork before that so stop proving yourself wrong

  • 0:34 the witch king is black so you proved yourself wrong..

  • orcs are black noob!

  • A lot of thsoe were black, but they were all evil xD

  • one of the orc was black. the balrog was part wise black. and sarun was dark dont see the point

  • Really? You're really going to make a pointless video about this?

  • Nigger, the Nazgul were the blackest motherfuckers I've ever seen...

  • How this video is racist: it only focuses on the appearant absence of blacks and no other minorities.

  • Uhhhmmm....*THAT* was satirical?....

    Whatever, man. Whatever.

  • nazguls are black

    

  • @MrTurkyboy orcs too but sort of on the green side

  • the guy at :37 and :38 was pritty black